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The lake should have kept Meredith Ridley dead. Instead, she
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crawled out, hungry and changed, with a knife still buried
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in her heart. Because in Strickfield, murder doesn't always end
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a love triangle. Sometimes it just makes everyone even more hungry.
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What's that you want to be scared to? Come with me.
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You will experience tales over our roam, ghosts and death.
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He is not recommended for the week at all. Listeners
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in the dark, It's more fun that way way.
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This is Weekly Speaking, Hello, my Spookyes, it's Wednesday, and
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you know what that means. It's time for a little
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spooky in your Weekly. I'm your host and narrator, Enrique Kuto,
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and tonight's story is all about love, death and hunger.
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But the order might surprise you. But before we get
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to that, I just want to say thank you all
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for joining me. As you know, this is the time
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of year when the true blue Spookies are listening, because
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Halloween is a state of mind, not just a time
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of year. And I want to let you guys know
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that next week, right here, on Wednesday, we're celebrating with
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episode four hundred of Weekly Spooky, which blows my mind.
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If I'm honest, the four hundredth scary story ever shared
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with all you spookies, written by yours truly, with a
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very special guest star you may know from Rob Zombie's
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Halloween two as well as Feast Texas, Chainsaw Massacre three,
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and from Dusk Till Dawn Texas Blood Money. You're not
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gonna want to miss this, so make sure you're subscribed
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because it's a very daunting final broadcast. Come in your way.
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I really am excited. It's one of the creepiest things
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I've ever written, and I know it's going to give
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you the chills you come here for. But now, as
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for Tonight's story, what if the weird girl at school
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really was as dangerous as everyone whispered? What if the
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jealous girlfriend, the cheating boyfriend, and the wild new girl
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all ended up somewhere dark, wet, and forgotten. And what
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if the lake where secrets sink had something inside it,
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something that didn't let the dead stay that way. Tonight's
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tale takes us back to Strickfield High, where love is messy,
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revenge is brutal, and the undead have very complicated dating lives.
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So get cozy, my spookies. We're about to dive in
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undead triangle by Rob Fields present. You wake up to
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find yourself secured to the top of an old beater
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and the flat, smooth surface that is a car crusher
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lowering down on you. Just die, you bitch. Leada Holloway yells,
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you don't have much time before you become permanently part
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of a carque ah. But how did you exactly get
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yourself into such a predicament two days ago? You'd only
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been at Strickfield High for two weeks. However, you were
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one very wild girl who stuck out with your spiky,
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bright violet hair. You wore your pink leather jacket over
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tank tops bearing the names of obscure bands that seemingly
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only you knew, the rotten pumpkins, raging bitches, and even
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Donna's Dead. It was only a matter of time before
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Dolan Mirn and his entourage approached you. Leada Holloway was
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Dolan's arm candy Meredith Ridley right, She asked, You smiled sweetly,
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but didn't answer. As the guys looked you over, it
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was quite obvious you didn't wear bras under your tank tops.
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Why are you so fucked up? Lyda demanded. Still, you
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didn't answer, just kept on smiling. Lida told the others
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she never says shit in class. The teachers don't even
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call on her. She turned back to you, say something
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out of nowhere. You surprised a guy eyeing your chest
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by snatching his plastic can of smokeless tobacco from his
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upper jacket pocket. You opened it and sniffed the winter
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green scent. Then you got a chorus from the group
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when you removed what was left inside and shoved it
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all in your mouth. When Principal Matthew Vandiste entered the cafeteria,
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Leida quickly motioned for him to come over. Upon arriving,
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Lida pointed at you and told him you were violating
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the tobacco policy. The principal saw the empty can in
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your hand and pointed to the trash. Spit that out, Meredith.
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But you opened your mouth to reveal nothing except tiny
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bits of what was left you. She actually ate it,
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Lyda groaned gross. Even the principal couldn't believe it. Just
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the same office, Meredith. Now you raised your finger as
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you breathed fast, then really leda gagged when you regurgitated
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on her. When you finished, You smiled again. Then you
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finished by wiping your mouth on a napkin lying on
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a nearby table. You didn't even fight Principal van dest
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when he snatched your arm and began escorting you to
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the office. When you passed some jocks howling with laughter,
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one of them called out, I can't believe you did that.
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You're so cool. Van des told him to be quiet
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and kept walking to the office. Before you were through
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the doors, one of the jocks said that Lida heard
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rumors about some bitch fucking Dolan. You started laughing. Van
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Deist didn't let go of your arm until he placed
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you in a chair in front of his desk. Then
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he took his seat. You mind telling me what your
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problem is? He asked. You flashed your beautiful smile, then
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your breasts. God, I'm so horny, wanna fuck me? Van
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Deiste quickly wrote up your expulsion papers. In fact, you
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smiled for the crowds as they watched you getting escorted
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to the main doors, but not before you saw lead
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a Halloway. She pointed at you and mouthed, you're dead bitch.
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That night, it was late as you left the pit
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a new club that recently opened near where the biker
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community lived. You immersed yourself in a band called Smothered Hope.
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Suddenly you burst out in a fit of laughter. Taking
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drugs over the years caused that, and tonight you did
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so many drugs it was a wonder you were even
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still alive. And then that bartender kept giving you free
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drinks for flashing him your goods. You were care free
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or just didn't care. You partied to excellent music, got
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fucked up, and didn't have to return to school in
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the morning. You were still high and drunk, but you
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walked the side of the road just fine. You wanted
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to get back to your little hole in the wall
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in the biker community and finish your high until you
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finally fell asleep. Before long, this flashy sports car slowed
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down and pulled up right beside you. You could just
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make out Rida Holloway driving. Lida got out of the
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car and looked you over. You were still wearing the
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same leather jacket, but you had a tighter tank top
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on that hugged your perfect body. You were even wearing
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leather shorts that left very little to the imagination. I
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told you, you're dead, bitch, Lida snapped one you puked
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on me. Also, I know you're the slut Dolan's been
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dipping his wick into again. You flashed your beautiful smile.
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Then you started laughing uncontrollably. It was clear to Lida
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you were quite out of your gourd. You couldn't stop
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laughing when you fell on your behind. I saw a
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cop on the way here. Lida said, let's get you
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out of here before he decides to come this way.
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Lida comes and gets you back on your feet before
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stuffing you into her car, or at least she tried to.
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You had a laughing fit, making it hard for her
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to seat you, and the police car was fast approaching. Fortunately,
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that police car passed you by when you're laughing fit
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was over. You saw you were riding shotgun in somebody's
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car in your drug induced state. You also saw plenty
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of other things. Lida couldn't just the same. You could
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hear her talk, We're gonna go somewhere special, Meredith, Lida
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purd somewhere we can be alone. You looked at Leda
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all happy. Now all alone, you mean we're gonna fuck.
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You pulled down your tank top, making Lyda gasp well,
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I'm wet and ready, but you found yourself restrained by
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the seatbelt. You struggled to get free, too inebriated to
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understand how to unlock yourself. Then you went into another
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laughing fit. You really didn't care, since you'd get to
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have even more fun. Unfortunately, you had no idea the
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horror awaiting you when Lida turned off State Route one
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and drove into the backwoods of Strickfield. What made you
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eat that shitty tobacco? Lida asked. That just made you
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laugh even more this time. Lida waited until you finished laughing.
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Then you smiled devilishly. Want to see me do more
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crazy shit? I will you know soon. The car stopped
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at a lake. You looked out the window. Wow, look
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at all those pretty colors coming out of the water.
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Before you knew it, you were being pulled out of
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the car. You laughed when Lida stared right at you. Jesus,
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you crazy bitch, your tits are still out, Lida snapped.
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You smiled, then giggled. You brought me out here to fuck, right,
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so come on, let's get it on. You staggered towards Lda.
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You weren't playing with a full deck but you were
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ready to have sex with another girl for the first
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time ever. Lida smiled as she seemed to come into
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you for a kiss. Then you barely felt the knife
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blade penetrating your side. Oh, you utter quietly. Nobody fucks
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my guy and gets away with it, Babe, Leda said
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with scorn, I've killed others for far less. Rida keeps
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slicing and stabbing you as you stagger back until you
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fall into the water. Leda comes in after you. The
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two of you both go underwater. When you come back up,
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you struggle. When she forced you on your back, she
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drove the entire blade of her knife in between your breasts,
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lodging it deep into your heart. She left it in
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your chest as she dragged you out into the lake
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further and forced you below the water. It felt so
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unbelievably warm. As Lda held you under, you reached up
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and grabbed her hair to fight for your life. Unfortunately,
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you lost this cat fight. When you died earlier tonight,
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you opened your eyes and felt yourself on the bottom
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of that murky lake. You weren't quite sure how long
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you'd been under water, but it was long enough to
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no longer be high You moved along the lake floor
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until you emerged from the water and back on dry land.
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It was cold outside for fall, but it didn't seem
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to matter to you. Your purple hair lost its spikes
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and now flowed freely. Then you felt something in your
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chest and looked down to see the knife handle. You
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remembered lead a Holloway stabbing you repeatedly, just the same.
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You shouldn't have been alive with a knife buried deep
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in your heart. You staggered and stumbled until you fell
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to your knees. That was when the headlights suddenly washed
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over you. Then you heard the driver's side door open.
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What the I thought Lida said? She killed you. You
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see the guy and remember him from Dolan's group. You
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ate his dipping tobacco. As you struggled to stand up,
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you felt incredible stomach pains and groaned. You're supposed to
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be be Oh shit. The guy finally saw the knife
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sticking out in between your breasts, along with your many
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other injuries. Too bad you never got his name, but
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even now he still couldn't keep his eyes off your chest.
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Just the same. He was in on your murder with Lida,
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so he had to pay you roared and lunged at him.
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He cried out as you took him down in front
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of the car. As you both struggled, you found you
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were much stronger. Get off me, you crazy bitch. The
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guy squealed his last words before you dug your nails
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into his throat and tore it out. He never even
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got to scream, Not that it would have mattered, because
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in the backwoods of Strickfield no one will hear you scream.
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You found that eating this boy quickly relieved your stomach pains. Also,
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he was just delicious. You kept eating until you ate
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him right down to the bones. You knew you simply
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must have more of that delicious meat. You knew in
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your undead mind who killed you. It was time to
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get some more meat and revenge. The guy's car was
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still running, but you've never actually driven one. When you tried,
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it proved to be pointless. Once you drove smack into
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a tree and killed the car. Leaving the wrecked vehicle behind,
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you walked out to State Route One. Even undead and
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cut up your curves and feminine charms still got you
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a ride from a trucker back into Strickfield. Soon you
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gave the truck driver a whole new meaning to meals
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on wheels after he attempted to pull that knife out
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of your chest. After you've finished your second course, you
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knew exactly who was next. Lida Holloway was going to
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make a most excellent dessert. You didn't know how long
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you'd been in that lake, but you were sure it
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had something to do with you being undead and craving
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human flesh. Fortunately, your brain worked just fine, since you
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remembered hearing Lida telling her girls around Strickfield High that
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she and Dolan liked going to his uncle's junkyard at
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night to be alone, and you decided that was where
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you were going. You made it to the Strickfield junkyard.
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You smiled your beautiful smile when you saw Rida's flashy
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sports car parked outside the office. However, you had no
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idea of the surprise that awaited you. Upon barging in.
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You gasped when you saw Dolan lying on his back
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on the desk. Lida had him in a compromising position
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as she was eating his vital organs out of his
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now open chest. You becoming a flesh eating zombie was
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one thing, but Lida, you pointed at her. You killed
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me out in those woods. Then you began another laughing
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fit as you pulled your cleavage aside to reveal the
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knife that was still buried deep in your heart. Oh, yes,
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yes you did, and I'll be sure to bury this
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knife in your heart before I eat it. Dolan's blood
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dripped down from Leeda's mouth. We killed each other, bitch.
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After I stabbed you, you held onto my hair and
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dragged me under water with you at that lake. But
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I came back to life before you. She laughed a little.
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Guess there was something in the water. Huh. And people
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at school say I'm a crazy bitch. You groaned, but
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you still murdered me. I had to. Lida said, you
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were fucking Dolan behind my back. Looks like I made
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you both pay. Huh. She gives you a poudy look.
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But now you're like me. You're not dead, but I
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can fix that. Lida got off Dolan's body and produced
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a pump action shotgun from underneath the desk. Then she
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shot you in the side, making you tumble hard to
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the floor. If I can't have Dolan, neither can you,
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Lida muttered, And I'll kill you a second time. No way,
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I'm sharing all this delicious meat with you. Lda blasted
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you again and again, but you only staggered. When you
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heard the loud click, you knew she was out of
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AMMO and what a time for another one of your
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laughing fits to kick in. But at least you scared
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the hell out of her. Unfortunately, you could never control
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your laughing fits. That was what happened when you took
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the kind of heavy drugs you were getting high on
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for the last few years. Your latest laughing fit allowed
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Lida to hit you with a club again and again.
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When she cracked you hard enough on the head, you
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finally stopped laughing and fell unconscious. Present you wake up
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to find yourself secured to the top of an old
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beater and the flat, smooth surface that is a car
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crusher lowering you down. Just die, you bitch. Leada Holloway yells,
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you don't have much time before you become the aforementioned
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permanent part of a car cube. Then you start laughing again,
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especially when you feel that knife still buried between your breasts.
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You can easily reach it when you pull on the handle,
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it's stuck tight. You laugh at knowing Leda really hated
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you enough to leave the knife lodged in your heart.
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After one really good pull, the knife is in your hand.
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To your surprise, you're not eating much. You use the
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knife to cut the zip ties binding your wrists, then
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your ankles. Still holding the knife, you escape just as
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the car crusher nearly reaches the beater. You sneer and
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go after Lida. She comes at you and smashes you
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with the club she used earlier. She got you once
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when you had a laughing fit, but you're not laughing
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this time. After knocking the club out of her hand,
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the two of you have another catfight, one people would
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have been talking about at Strickfield High. You both punch
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and kick each other. At times, you even grab each
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other's hair and rub faces in the dirt. But Lyda
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again gets the upper hand when she retrieves the club
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and clocks you good. You fall on your back in
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a daze. Dolan took one look at your fucking rack
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and when after you behind my back back, Lyda growls
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with guys, why does it always gotta be about tits
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all the time. It doesn't take you long to regain
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your senses. You sit up and then have another laughing fit. Oh,
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is Aleda ever angry? Why do you laugh so much?
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She demands? What's so goddamn funny? Lyda gets her answer
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when she's grabbed from behind. You stand and go to her.
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Oh the look on her face when she sees her
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ex boyfriend is just like you both now telling you
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you need to always finish your meals, but today you
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don't mind in the least. Lida groans as Dolan turns
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her head sharply. Dolan, No, she cries when her neck breaks.
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Between you and Dolan, you both gang up on Lyda
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and tear and break her apart until there's nothing left
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of her but a pile of body parts. Now it's
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just the two of you, and you're both zombies. Will
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you and Dolan have a fight now? I really missed you, babe,
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he gushes, clearly in love with you, and your smile
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is the most radiant Dolan has ever seen. Then he
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pulls you into his arms and kisses you hungrily. When
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you come apart, he caresses your cheek. If I'd have
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known what Lida was going to do, you peck his lips.
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You didn't, and it's just fine. We're different people. Now
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you both turn to see Leda's decapitated head looking disgustingly
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at you two. Just tell me why you cheated on me, Dolan,
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It was this bitch's rack, wasn't it. No, Lida, you
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were just way too clingy, Dolan said, I saw how
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free Meredith was and I wanted to be free with her.
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Now we just have to get rid of you. Oh
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come on, Lida protests, don't do this. At least take
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me with you and put me back together. Look, I'm sorry, Okay,
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I'll change, I promise. Please. You both look at each
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other and consider it. Then you tell Lida, since you
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brought us together, I guess it's only right you find
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a big sack to load Lyda's undead body parts in.
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Of course, Lida has to prove to you and Dolan
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that she can be tryed, but there should be plenty
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of time for that now that none of you have
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to go back to Strickfield High ever again. For you three,
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this will likely not be the end. Well, my spookies,
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that was a love triangle with a body count, a
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car crusher, and enough undead relationship drama to make you
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seriously reconsider ever dating anyone from Strickfield High, and not
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just because of their ages, I mean most breakups and
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with crying ice cream maybe a strongly worded text message.
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This one ended with murder Lake, zombies, junkyard, violence, and
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the beautiful discovery that sometimes the couple that eats together
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stays together, or at least keeps enough of the X
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around in a sack to see how things go. But
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next week, my spookies, we have something very special as
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Weekly Spooky releases its four hundredth episode, four hundred Monsters, maniacs, ghosts, killers, curses, creatures,
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and so much more. And for that milestone, we have
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something bigger. Next week's episode is called Final Broadcast and
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takes us inside a late night radio show called Lost
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in the Void. The phones are open and the night
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is clear, and the callers, well, they're not what they seem.
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So make sure you're subscribed and tune in right here
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next week. And speaking of, we wouldn't make it to
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Thank you guys, and if you want to hear your
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is a doozy and requires a hell of a lot
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of work. So for my executive producers Rob Fields and
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Babbletopia dot com, my producer Dan Wilder, and my creepy
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composer Ray Maddis, I'll talk at you next time.
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Thank you for listening me. Make sure to find your
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way back next week week. But for now you are safe,
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