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Snow hisses under the tires. Cell service dies one bar
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at a time, and the first warm light you see
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in a town of five hundred is a Neon promise beer.
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You walk inside to realize you didn't walk into a bar,
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You walked into a layer.
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What's that? You want to be scared? Come with me.
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You will experience tales over over a, ghosts and death.
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It is not recommended for the weed at art listeners
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in the dark Park. It's more fun that way way.
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This is Weekly Speaking, Hello, my spooks. It's Wednesday, and
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you know what that means. It's time for a little
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spooky in your Weekly. I'm your host and narrator, Enrique Kuto,
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and tonight's story gets a little hairy, but we'll get
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to that in a little bit. First, I want to
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Com Slash. Join join ninety other spookies in keeping the
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show going and growing. But now, as for tonight, we
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have a tale about the kind of trip you take
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when your heart is shattered and you tell yourself distance,
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We'll fix it. Caroline Quinn is good at surviving monsters,
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good at violence, good at running, good at hiding the
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parts of herself that scare normal people. But tonight the
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road takes her someplace colder than fear, a tiny town
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buried in snow, a bar full of men, or at
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least we think they're men, and to welcome that feels
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more like a trap snapping shut. Because sometimes the worst
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thing you can do on a road trip is stop
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for one drink. So kick back and relax. Is the
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us a five star rating. It helps other spookies like
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you find the show Road Trip from the Case Files
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of Caroline Quinn by Mike Eskewie. Sometimes you just need
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to hit the road and clear your head. Well, in
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this case, unfortunately, it's more like I want to put
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as many miles between myself and my latest fuck up
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as I can. I don't deal well with heartbreak, especially
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when it's my fault. Caroline Quinn supernaturally powered government troubleshooter
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asset to the United States. When the superpowered runs into
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the supernatural and it all goes sideways, I'm also a
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world class fucking idiot. That's me. Sure. I have traits
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in common with gifted individuals, like real life superheroes and
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some of the supernatural traits from my vampire mother. I
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can dodge a bullet, break solid steel, and heal wounds
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that would drop the terminator. But one thing I can't
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do is say I love you. It wouldn't have taken
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much to fix this problem, you know, show up, dress
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real nice and tell my girlfriend that I love her. Nope, Instead,
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I left her on red I got in the car
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and just drove. I don't know if I can make
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a commitment, and frankly, I don't want to put her
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in danger. Should trouble come looking for me, it should
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be her choice, but no, I'm making it for the
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both of us. This will be easier though, Right I
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try to wipe the tears out of my eyes and
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try to keep my focus on the snow covered highway.
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Told the paranormal Resources director I was taking off for
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two weeks. I mostly turned off my phone. Who am
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I kidding? They definitely have my car tractor, maybe implanted
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something inside me at some point. I also need the
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phone for directions anyway, So there is that. I left
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Washington and just started driving west. I had a place
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where I was told that I could crash out if
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I ever needed some time away. It was in Michigan,
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near Hiawatha National Park, a small town called Germfask. It's
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the kind of place where calling it a one horse
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town is kind of giving it too much credit, kind
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of hoping a place where sell service is a luxury
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and the locals don't ask too many questions will give
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me time to get my head back on straight. Actually,
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I'll probably drink by myself until I black out. That's
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how adults solve problems. Right, I should just call her
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back and turn this car around, but I'll be in
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Germfask in a few hours. Rheanne, I am so sorry.
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Just keep your attention on the road and try to
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enjoy the scenery of ice and snow. The rattling of
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the car breaks the silence just enough where I'm not
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totally alone with my thoughts. I glance over to the
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passenger side and expect to see Rheanne sitting there, playing
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with my hair and giving me a smile. Keep driving.
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A couple of bathroom breaks later, and a few gas
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station burritos which aren't sitting too well, and I'm here
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stocked up on food, liquor and some warmer clothes. I
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didn't think my leather jacket and shitkicker boots were gonna
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cut it here. Maybe I'll even blend in if I
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wear some flannel and knock out a few of my teeth.
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I catch myself smirking at that. I think it's the
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first time anything other than a scowl has crossed my
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face in days. Passing the town limits sign and we're
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on the main road almost to where I need to
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be Germfask, Michigan. A single traffic light greets me in
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the blowing snow. It's green glare, blending into the night
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like some sort of monstrous eye. It's a town of
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less than five hundred people and too far out of
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the way for most to come looking for me. I
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peek down at my phone and already we're having connectivity issues.
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Well better for me, I guess, can't find a tracker
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if you don't have a good signal. Anyway, Well, one
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bar is better than nothing. I'm pretty sure I remember
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where I'm supposed to go once I hit the center
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of town. Still a bit unsure, I've only ever been
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told about this place. I roll down my window and
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take a look around, get an idea of town. Most
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of the houses here aren't in great shape, and a
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few of the local businesses are closed up for the night.
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I do see one place open with its pink neon
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sign welcoming me with a familiar word beer, a little
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bar called the Den. Good. We can get this pity
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party off to a grand start. Get drunk till closing time,
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sleep in the car while my regenerative vampire abilities purge
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most of the worst hangover, and then find my little
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cabin in the morning. There's a ton of snowmobiles and
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vehicles with entirely too many American flags on them out front,
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hill billy's and rednecks for sure, hopefully a polite crowd tonight.
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What's it they say about small town hospitality whatever? As
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I pull the car into the lot, I take down
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the mirror and get a good look at myself, tie
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my blonde hair in a simple ponytail, and just let
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out a deep sigh. I can see my breath already.
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I knew Michigan was cold, but this is something else.
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I've had the car off for less than a few minutes.
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I look back through the rear windshield and see something
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move unnaturally fast. I'm not entirely sure I saw anything,
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though I'm tired, so it could be my imagination. However,
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I am in the weird wilds of deep north Michigan.
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It could be skin walkers, any number of wear creatures, wolves, ravens,
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could be a vampire. Or it could be nothing. And
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you're emotionally and physically exhausted. Have a drink, bitch. I
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get out of the car and quickly look at my
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glove box. I don't need my side arm tonight. My
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glock nineteen is secured tight. It's not like I can't
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handle myself. If someone wants to start trouble, I'll have
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no problem ending it, and they'll likely want to keep
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quiet about how a six foot tall blonde girl broke
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their arm in several places. Now, let's go get drunk.
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The heavy door to the bar swings open, and immediately
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I've walked into an almost aggressive level of ruralness. Vintage
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advertising on the walls, mounted fish, busted TVs playing sports
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no one cares about, and worn pool tables. Smoke fills
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the air, along with the stench of old beer, sweat
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and exhaust from the snowmobiles, and everyone's eyes turn on
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this stranger who crashed their party. A couple of big
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fellas and snowmobile coveralls give me the once over. I
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can hear one of them say something to one of
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his friends, look at the tits on her. They all
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laugh and continue to stare as I make my way
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to the mostly empty bar top. Oh, well, don't go
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out of your way to make a lady feel welcome.
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Pulling up a seat, I start examining my surroundings and
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fellow patrons a little more closely. I can't help it.
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It's that whole threat analysis thing they drill into you
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when you get that devious government training. The group of
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snowmobilers are all wearing the same style of coveralls, but
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that isn't what catches my interest. Out of the seven
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guys that I can clearly see, at least three of
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them are wearing plate carriers and have patches of some type.
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I order a shitty beer from a clearly disinterested bartender
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and keep my eyes moving around the room. Everyone else
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is giving that group a wide berth and won't even
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go near the pool tables. They also seem to harass
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anyone who dares to go to the bathroom. The snowmobilers
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aren't cops or park rangers, or if they are, they
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are unorganized and undisciplined. Be some kind of local militia
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or a biker gang if I had to guess. I
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also notice a lot of them have long guns just
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stored across the back of the bar on a raised railing,
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probably the type to get drunk and go shooting with
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a complete disregard for safety. I can feel their eyes
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on me, even with my back mostly turned to them.
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I keep looking at a nearby TV so I can
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watch them without being obvious. One of them is a
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very large man, probably almost seven feet tall. If I
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had to guess, that guy moves differently than the others
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and carries an aura of authority that the others are
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almost submissive to. Creaking boots on the ancient worn floor
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approach me from behind. My senses sharpened and certain muscles
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tense up. I can smell something else in the air
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as this man gets closer, a musk that goes beyond
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body odor and gasoline. I can feel death on them,
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like old rotted meat. Instinctively, I put my hand down
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and go for my sidearm, which is in the glove box. Fuck, okay,
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gotta play it cool, assess, strategize, de escalate, and engage
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only if necessary. Far too many civilians in here. If
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those good old boys decide to mount up and get loud.
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I also don't want this turning into a firefight or
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a hostage situation. I can see a few exits if
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I need to get out of here in a hurry. Finally,
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this absolute giant of a man sits beside me and
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just leers. His breath is absolutely loathsome, and he grins
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at me. I can feel his gaze undress me inch
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by inch. What's a pretty little thing like you doing
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at a place like this? You lost, honey, I stare
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straight forward and keep my body language neutral. Can't provoke
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him and risk this entire situation going south. I take
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a deep drink of this horrible logger and keep my
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eyes forward on the ratty television. Nope, just passing through. Well,
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come back with my friends and I and have a drink.
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Maybe we'll keep you company before you're on your way.
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Not interested, I reply coolly and evenly. Take the hint, asshole, Oh,
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don't be like that. He tries to be smooth, but
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fails about as miserably as you would expect. He spins
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me around on my barstool so I can look directly
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at him. I look him up and down, study him.
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There's something about him that feels off, feels wrong. He
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feels like he's a rope stretched too tight and ready
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to snap. This isn't some drunk looking for a good time.
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The televisions flash some random commercial and the lighting in
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the room changes. That's when I see it in his eyes,
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the eyes of a predator, the eyes of some kind
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of wear creature. This isn't a bar, it's a layer.
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I walked right into it. Well, now I'm not asking.
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He picks me up, almost one handed and takes me
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totally off guard. He's pulling me away from the bar
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and towards him in his group. I initially struggle, but
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relent as we approach them in the back of the bar.
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The bartender shoots me a look as if to say, please,
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don't cause any trouble. Pretty clear that he won't be
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any help unless the bartender is a souper with powers
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or somehow has silver on him. I can't put anyone
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in danger tonight. The big guy practically pulls my arm
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out of the socket and forcibly drags me towards the
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back of the bar, near the pool tables. I'm now
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surrounded on all sides by a group of about seven.
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I'm pushed with enough impact against a pool table that
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it knocks off a few beers that were perched on
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the edge. The group laughs as the glasses shatter on
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the floor. The worried bartender is already sending over a
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scared looking waitress with fresh drinks. I'm finally able to
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get a better look at what I'm dealing with Now
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that I'm uncomfortably close to these guys. The patches on
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the plate carriers say Claw of the Northern Patriots. The
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insignia is a stylized bear claw clutching a rifle. Militia
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types great, the type of guys who love the Second Amendment,