Ep.217 – New Life on Halloween - Mutants and Mayhem are Loose!

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Who's ready for a party, a
Halloween party, but this one is going

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to be truly to die for.
We've got an awesome, scary location,

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We've got all the guests ready to
attend, and an unspeakable evil is ready

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to join you in a dance.
Feel a chill in the air. Listens

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to the leaves Russ Ross as they
die and fall to the ground. It

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is Halloween. You will experience tales
of ghosts and death. It is not

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recommended for the week at heart.
Join me for a tale of foul.

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This is Weekly Spooky. Hello,
my spookys, it's not Wednesday, Oh

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no, no, but it is
October and it's time for even more spooky

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in your Weekly. I'm your host
and narrator, Enrique Kuto, and I

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am so happy to have you here
with me because tonight we have another special

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novella, an extra long episode,
a supersized bit of terror for you to

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chew on, just in time for
the Halloween season. But before we get

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to the story, I want to
talk about something that unfortunately I have to

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talk about. Weekly Spooky has been
a passion project of mine for nearly four

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years. The authors have all joined
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stories, we love literature, we
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we do here, and recently we've
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reputation. I was able to figure
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I considered to be friendly with me
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post very derogatory things about the show
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They also attacked Rob Field's, our
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con artist, some kind of a
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is low quality. Well, if
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to see what we've all built together
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Let's get to an awesome story after
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Life on Halloween by Rob Fields.
Thanksgiving night last year, I'm looking outside

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my bedroom window and can see cousin
Chelsea's house across the street. I can't

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believe they're cop and ambulances there.
I know Cousin Chelsea was hosting a friend's

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giving. Seriously, what the holy
hell happened over there? I gulp when

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I see another body bag being wheeled
out on a stretcher. A few minutes

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later, Cousin Chelsea's coming outside with
a cop beside her. I open the

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window a little to try and hear
what's being said. Sucks. I don't

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live next door anyway, it looks
like the cop and Cousin Chelsea are coming

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here. I close the window and
head downstairs. I stop at the foot

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of the stairs and watch my parents
welcome cousin Chelsea. The cop tells my

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parents it's probably not good for her
to be by herself. Then he explains

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everything. All I can do is
gasp when I hear about how Mandy Craven

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killed a bunch of people at the
friends giving. The cop tells my parents

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that Mandy herself is dead. Now
I can see cousin Chelsea holding herself.

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Mom takes her upstairs to let her
have a shower since she's got what looks

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like dried blood all over her.
My dad and the cop are still talking.

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Now it's around seven. I know
Mom showed Cousin Chelsea to one of

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our many guest rooms and put her
to bed. I'm sitting in my room

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chatting with cousin Charity and playing with
my pet Tarantula Creepy. After I finished

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chatting with cousin Charity, I close
Facebook messenger and yawn. Then I want

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to go downstairs and grab some more
Thanksgiving leftovers. Dad sure can cook,

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let me tell you. When I'm
at the bottom of the stairs, I

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hear the TV and no, at
least Dad is still watching football, But

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something's making my gut ache Suddenly,
Mom, Dad, They don't answer.

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I slowly make my way to the
front living room. I can hear the

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football game just fine. But when
I walk into the room, Holy shit,

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Dad, he's in his recliner with
blood all over the front of his

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shirt and vest. His skin's also
white. I turn away and throw up

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when I see the round gash in
his neck. Then I pull out my

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smartphone and call nine one one.
The operator tells me to calm down,

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but I manage to tell her what
I'm seeing. Then she says there were

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already police and ambulances here in the
gated community. I quickly tell her it's

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the house across the street and to
send police stat She assures me she's got

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police on the way. Wait a
minute, where's Mom? I choke out.

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I don't even hear the operator or
feel myself drop the phone. I

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move to the kitchen and grab a
big knife out of the block. I

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head back upstairs, nice and quiet. When I get to the top of

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the stairs, I hear these gross
slurping noises. I turn to my parents'

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room, raising the knife. As
soon as I look in the doorway,

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I see someone kinda sitting next to
the big king bed. Just as I'm

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reaching for the light switch, the
head lifts up and looks away. As

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soon as I turn the light on, I see her, Chelsea. I'm

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ready to pee myself. Cousin Chelsea
wearing the T shirt and shorts I loaned

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her for bedclothes, only now they're
soaked in blood, just like her face.

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Then I see the legs sticking out
from under her and know it's Mom,

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What have you done? I shriek, ready to throw up again.

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Cousin Chelsea didn't say anything to me, just keeps giving me this weird look.

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Next thing, I know, she's
growling. I cry out and drop

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the knife and run. I can
hear Cousin Chelsea behind me. Now I

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want your blood, Felicia, Give
it to me. I run into my

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room and manage to lock the door. Cousin Chelsea slams right into it and

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roars, give me your blood,
Felicia. Now, Cousin Chelsea's screaming and

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pounding on my door. I quickly
move to the window and open it.

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I can escape through it and down
the TV antenna. I always gave Dad

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hell for having just farmer vision.
Now it may save my life. I

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groan until the window finally opens up. I'm about to go through it when

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I see my pet tarantula Creepy in
her aquarium. No way, I'm letting

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Cousin Chelsea hurt my baby. I
reach inside and cup Creepy in my hands

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and pull her out. Just as
I'm about to get out the window,

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Cousin Chelsea bursts through the door.
I scream like Holy hell when she grabs

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my left arm and bites me.
At the same time, I feel little

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Creepy bite me on the right palm. Cousin Chelsea's holding onto me and drinking

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from my arm. I try to
focus to put Creepy under the bed,

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and the spider bites me again before
I finally do. I scream again.

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When the pain in my arm is
really unbearable. I roar and kick Cousin

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Chelsea hard in the gut. When
she's on her ass, I jump over

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her and run, like holy hell. It ain't long before I hear Cousin

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Chelsea growl really loud. Now she's
after me again. Give me your blood,

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Felicia, she yells, leave me
alone. I shriek, Oh God

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help me. I quickly open the
back door and go outside. I run

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to the garage and open the side
door to go in. I quickly grab

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a crowbar, just as cousin Chelsea
grabs me. Why are you doing this?

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I demand? What happened to you? I gasp when I see Cousin

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Chelsea's now foaming at the mouth.
Oh fuck, Am I gonna get rabies

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or some shit from her? Now? I raise the crowbar. Please don't

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make me do this. When I
swing at her, she grabs the bar

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and rips it from me. Then
she tries taking my head off with it.

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When she misses again, I run
back outside. It ain't long before

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these lights practically blow up the whole
driveway. Yes, the nine one one

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operator came through a squad car came
back here. Help me, I yell

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at the police. Now Cousin Chelsea's
in the headlights, still holding the crowbar

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and blood running down her mouth and
clothes. The police see me holding my

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arm now and no cousin shell else
bit me. They quickly draw their guns

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and tell her to be calm and
put the crowbar down. Something's really wrong

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with her. I tell them she's
gone crazy. Get behind us, young

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lady. One of the cops tells
me. Cousin Chelsea growls again. Then

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she raises the crowbar and screams as
she comes at us, I want your

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blood. Knowing Cousin Chelsea ain't gonna
back down, the police fire their guns

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at her, one shot each.
Cousin Chelsea only falls to her knees.

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Then she's back up and coming at
us again, really foaming at the mouth.

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Now the cops shoot her again.
She barely falls to her knees and

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is halfway to us now when she's
back on her feet and screams again.

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The cops also scream and unload their
guns into her. Cousin Chelsea finally falls

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after taking a bullet right between the
eyes. Then I start feeling real sick

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myself. I got the chills,
now, help help me. Then my

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eyes roll up in my head before
I pass out. Long story short,

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I was taken to Strickfield General Hospital. I woke up a few hours later

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and was feeling much better. I
saw my arm was bandaged. Don't know

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if they gave me stitches or not. I didn't ask. The hospital wanted

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to keep me for observation, but
I told them on no uncertain terms,

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I was going home to arrange my
parents funeral. They prepared my discharge papers.

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Okay, comic book nerds, you're
here because you want a good story,

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right, well, you're gonna love
my story. It'll be an exciting

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one. Let me tell you.
But first, I believe intros are in

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order. Name's Felicia Miron. Now, before you groan and roll your eyes

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and think it's another star you could
ask story about a snobby, spoiled,

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rich Mirran. Girl, just put
that shit to bed right now. It

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just so happens. I am a
nice Mirran. I really am. Just

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ask the people at Strickfield High.
Just ask Cousin Charity, who many people

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in Strickfield know as the one good
Mirran on account of her heart of gold

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and good nature. You know,
Cousin Charity, the black sheep of our

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entire clan. Truth is, I
want to be a good Mirran, just

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like her. Okay, Having said
that, here's my story. It's nearly

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eleven when I return home. I
really don't want to go back in,

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but I need to get a few
things before I go and stay in a

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hotel. Wouldn't you know it?
My tummy's growling, I know, how

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can I even think about food at
a time like this, Still, I

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gotta eat something. I go to
the fridge and open it to see all

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the delicious leftovers. But then I
see the packages of raw steaks. Dad

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was gonna fix them in case we
ran out of turkey. But there was

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plenty to go around at our Thanksgiving
gathering. Yeah, Dad never skimped on

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any holiday dinner, that's for sure. I find myself grabbing some of the

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raw steaks. Soon as I close
the fridge, I see little Creepy walking

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across the kitchen floor. I put
the steaks on the counter and pick her

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up. Looks like it's just you
and me now, girl. I put

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Creepy down on the counter and pet
her a little. Then I pick up

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one of the raw steaks and tear
the plastic off. Without thinking, I

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pick up the raw meat and tear
a chunk off in my mouth. I

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moan at how scrumptious it is.
No, not the meat juices the blood.

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After a little bit, I spit
the chewed up meat into the trash.

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I find a glass and start squeezing
the blood from the steaks into it.

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When I nearly fill the glass,
I drop the meat in the trash

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again. I don't think about when
I drain the glass. The blood's just

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delicious, and it feels so satisfying. I want more. I return to

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the fridge and grab the remaining stakes
to squeeze another glass of blood. I

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can't believe I'm doing this. When
I finish, I still want more,

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and I know just where to get
more raw, bloody meat. On Thanksgiving

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night, after I put Creepy back
in her aquarium, I take a shower

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and clean up. Then I drive
out to Meyer, which is located across

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from Strickfield Town Center Mall. You
wouldn't believe all the cars parked at both

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locations. Then I remember Christmas shopping
started as early as three. When I

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walk into Mere, this place is
packed. I go to where the meat's

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located and throw the bloodiest, juiciest
looking stakes I can get my hands on

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into the cart. After I pay
for everything, I start turning my cart

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to exit. That's when I suddenly
feel the need to turn around. I

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follow my feelings and turn around to
see three guys running towards me, each

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with a box of some name brand
appliances or electronics in their arms. Move

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bitch, one of them yells,
Holy shit, these three are robbing the

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store and almost on me. All
I can think about is losing cousin Chelsea

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and my parents earlier tonight. Now
these motherfuckers are gonna pour alcohol into my

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wounds by knocking me on my ass
and getting away with robbing this store.

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As the first guy's about to hit
me, I totally lose my shit and

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howl with rage and snatches off and
before I know what's up. No way,

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I gasp, yes way. I
throw the guy almost down to the

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other end of the checkouts. He
lands on his side and slides into some

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carts. I'm feeling those feelings again
and duck fast. Another thief put his

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stolen item down and tried to take
my head off with a wild punch.

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Never saw it, but I knew
it was coming. After ducking the punch,

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I grabbed the fucker and lift him
up. Oh so easy. Then

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I throw him into the last thief. They're both on the floor dazed.

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Suddenly I get those feelings again and
turn to see police officers coming. Hold

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it right there, one of them
yells. I get scared and quickly grab

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my cart and run away. I
really don't want to be answering questions about

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what just happened when I don't even
know the answers myself. When I run

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outside, there's a crowd of people
right there in front of me. Go

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home. Damn it, I yell. On impulse, I just jump.

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Suddenly I'm flying right up and over
the people. I scream when I'm seemingly

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soaring over so many parked cars.
What the holy hell? I can't even

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leap as high as the girls on
the Stripfield High cheerleading squad, but I'm

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damn sure doing it now. I
gasp when I land on top of an

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suv. Oh shit. I quickly
leap off the vehicle and get out of

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sight. I wait until the coast
is clear before going back for my cart.

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Then I feel I'm barefoot. Must
have lost my flip flops when I

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was in the air. I can't
believe I landed on that suv on my

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hands and feet. I didn't damage
the vehicle, but I landed like a

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cat. After finding my cart,
I grab my bags and get away from

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the store. I drive back to
the mirror and gated community and return home.

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It's almost one when I'm sitting down
in the back living room with another

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glass of freshly squeezed blood and recall
everything that happened at the store. It

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felt good stopping those assholes from robbing
it, but just the way I did

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it. After drinking a little blood, I have this crazy ass idea.

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I put the glass down and go
out back. The car and the suv

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are in the little parking lot beside
the back door. I moved to the

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suv, knowing it's a heavier vehicle. I gotta be stupid. I mutter,

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here goes nothing. I put my
hands on the back bumper and no

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way, I cry out, yes
way. I'm lifting the back end of

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the SUV right up off the ground
like I had always been able to do

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it. I don't even feel strained
when I lift the entire vehicle over my

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head. After a little bit,
I put it back down, nice and

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easy. I look at my hands
and see I ain't hurt. Then I

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remember cousin Chelsea bit me. I
also remember Creepy bit me twice. Only

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now it looks like the bites on
my palm are nearly gone. Also,

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from the time I woke up at
the hospital, I've been feeling incredibly strong.

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I go back in and pick up
my glass of blood. I walk

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back up to my bedroom and look
in the aquarium. Okay, creepy,

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what did you do to me?
I asked my tarantula. Come on,

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you bit me. I finished the
blood and decide to go to bed.

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I peel off my t shirt in
front of the full length mirror and gasp

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and not because the girls are staring
right back at me. It's my tummy.

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Okay, yeah, I work out. Dad spent good money on a

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home gym in the basement that he
and mom almost never used. Believe me,

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I definitely got his money's worth out
of it. I'm definitely nice and

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toned, if I do say so
myself. But looking at my naked upper

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body, now I look like I've
been hitting the gym all day every day.

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What the holy hell? I whisper. My tummy was nice and flat

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earlier. Now I've got six pack
abs. I mean, I'm really ripped.

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Then I flex my arms. Wow, they really look like I've been

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pumping iron NonStop. Then I remove
my yoga pants and behold my beautiful body.

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I truly got some serious body definition. Now I'll take it. I

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lower my arms and turn back to
my pet. You ain't a radioactive spider.

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Creepy, it ain't the first time
you bit me, and now I'm

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gonna do something crazy. I move
to the wall and just look at it.

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I take a deep breath, and
you're not safe yet, weekly Spooky,

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We'll be right back. No way, I shriek, yes way.

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I'm sticking to my bedroom wall.
And now I'm on the ceiling. I

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look at one of my hands and
I don't see anything odd about it.

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Now I'm naked and sticking to the
ceiling. When I look back down at

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Creepy, what did you do to
me? I said, Creepy bit me

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before, but I didn't become super
strong and start sticking to walls. I

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also couldn't sense danger. Yes,
that's what happened at the store. And

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then there was leaping into the air
like I did in landing like a cat

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on that car. And let's not
forget the U the drinking blood thing.

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I gotta admit, I'm really scared
now, terrified. I really don't know

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what made them happen. All I
know is cousin Chelsea bit me earlier,

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and then so did Creepy. Now
I'm a human spider girl. I just

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don't get it. Okay, comic
book nerds, I don't want you to

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think and I did something irresponsible that
would come back to haunt me later.

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Put on a costume and started using
my new spider powers to defend Strickfield.

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Okay, yeah, I would use
my new spider powers to help people that's

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coming, but I definitely do not
start wearing spandex. I think it's about

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time to tell you what else went
on with my life between now and the

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big thing that'll come out of this. And while I'm talking to you comic

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book nerds, I'm also talking to
you horror people too. Let's just say

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creepy and I would become a lot
more alike than I ever could have imagined.

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Late December last year, some thing's
changed since last month. I still

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got my spider powers, and I'm
still drinking blood, only now I buy

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it outright from Strickfield Meats. They
don't even ask me any questions. Maybe

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they think I'm a vampire something.
Who knows how am I paying for the

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things I need? Well? My
parents left me everything, including the mansion.

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Even after getting everything fixed up and
restored. From Thanksgiving night, I

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realized I needed to do something.
Sitting around all alone in the mansion was

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making me depressed. I needed to
stop mourning and go out and keep myself

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occupied. I ultimately decided to try
out for cousin Chelsea's vacancy that came up

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on the cheerleading squad. Thanks to
my spider powers and newly enhanced sex appeal,

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I easily made the squad. Also, I could make anything I wore

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look good, especially my new cheerleading
uniform. Hey when you got it.

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Also, I was even voted the
new cheerlead eating captains since none of the

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other girls wanted it. Speaking of
my sex appeal, I learned a lot

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about tarantulas since I started taking care
of creepy Females can really attract males when

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it comes to their pheromones. I
was finding out this was especially true when

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I was really in the mood.
I was so incredibly horny that I ended

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up in a frat house at the
university the two days before Christmas. This

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nicely chiseled hunk took really good care
of me. Normally I ain't all that

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slutty, but I really couldn't help
myself. I don't know, it was

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like I could literally feel my reproductive
system flaring up and demanding that I get

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laid. No, actually, more
like mate, I was really wanting to

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make babies, lots and lots of
babies. Female spiders attract males to mate

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with them so they can produce offspring. Right, and No, I didn't

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eat my guy after we fucked.
However, I knew I had to take

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a few home pregnancy tests after those
incredible nights. Unfortunately, I couldn't buy

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any on Christmas Day since all the
stores were closed. The very next day,

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I went to a pharmacy downtown and
picked up a few. Believe it

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or not, they showed negative.
I don't know the guy I fucked,

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but the sex was sizzling. My
guy and I couldn't keep our hands off

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each other as we pounded away.
I wasn't feeling as horny as I was

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after Christmas, more like myself.
In fact, knowing i'd never gone all

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turbo slut like that told me I
had the spiders sex drive now since I

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wanted to mate and make babies.
I'm admiring my naked body again in my

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bedroom mirror. I swear I'm becoming
more sexy and beautiful then. I remember

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the two days I was a total
slut and look right at the aquarium.

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Bad creepy, I pointed at her, you are bad, funny thing.

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Creepy just turns and looks at me. Yeah, like she can answer me

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back. I turn and look at
my beautiful body again. I lick my

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lips and purr softly. I've really
become this hot and sexy thing I was

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ripped that first night. Now I
look like the artist who chiseled me.

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Just put the finishing touches on.
I feel so incredibly strong and energetic.

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My skin also has this glow.
It's no secret around Strickfield High how vain

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I am. Don't let my vanity
fool you though. Like I said,

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I'm a really nice girl, and
loving my body can be either a flaw

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or a strength. I'll let you
decide. Almost forgot to mention I removed

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the bandage from around my arm a
week after Thanksgiving. It was like cousin

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Chelsea had never bit me. I
don't even have any scars. I had

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another stupid ass idea and cut my
palm with a knife. Turns out I

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do heal faster like Wolverine or Deadpool. But I'll take what I got.

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Still, why do I keep having
these gut feelings deep down about the changes

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going on with my beautiful body,
this nagging thought that they're not finished yet.

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October the present. Yeah, I
know, it's quite the long jump

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from December, but not much else
happened. I'm in my senior year of

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high school. Now, I'm still
the cheerleading captain, and my popularity has

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really skyrocketed. Guys and girls both
want to date me. Problem is,

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I'm still hung up on my college
guy that I'm seeing for two days straight

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each month when I'm wanting to make
babies. Want to know what else is

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crazy about that? My guy and
I never once exchanged names or digits.

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I can feel he wants to ask
me things, but I don't push it.

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He wants to talk. We'll talk
when it comes to sex. I

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damn sure. Ain't complaining. Oh, I almost forgot. A few weeks

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ago, I tapped a new spider
power. That's right, I can actually

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make my very own webs Now.
I was out in the woods a mile

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from the gated community and jumping around. Hey, I got bored anyway,

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I was up high in this big
tree. My spider instinct told me the

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branch I was on was breaking.
As I started falling, I panicked.

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That's when multiple glistening lines suddenly shot
from my hands my fingers. The line

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stuck to the tree and kept me
from falling. That's when I knew I'd

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made my very first webs. It
didn't take me long to master this new

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power. Now I'm in an alley
in downtown Strickfield, I put my hands

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a foot apart from each other and
make my fingers weave. I actually make

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a silky web ball. I fucking
love this new power. When I reached

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the gated community, I see the
construction going on with our new wall.

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Turns out the Mirans now own all
of Strickfield Commons, and the new wall's

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gonna enclose it all. I ain't
sure whether I want to stay here or

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move out. I don't go inside
the gate just yet and return to the

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woods to be alone. I want
to play with my new power some more.

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I kick off my sandals and work
on building my first full sized web.

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When it's finished, I scale it
the way a spider would. Over

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these last several months, I learned
I can't take birth control anymore, since

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I can't swallow the pills even when
I tried crushing them up. Good thing,

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I still test negative After my romps
with my guy from the Beta Theta

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pie house at the University. I
tried so hard to fight my urges to

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mate when I ovulate, but they're
just too strong. I would have thought

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i'd have been knocked up by now. I can still drink blood to eat.

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I also drink protein shakes. I
can even drink my faves like coffee

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and sweet sodas. Solid foods,
unfortunately, are becoming a thing of the

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past. I can't even eat pizza
anymore. Not fair anyway, Remember that

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big thing I promised you, Well, it's finally gonna happen. I think

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it's time to tell you about it
now, you comic book nerds and horror

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fanatics can get your geecon. Funny
thing. It was just us cheerleaders at

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my house on a Friday night after
a football game at the end of September.

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There was this horror movie Aileen Donnerly
brought over that made me really pay

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close attention. I'm back at the
Meyer store where my first spider exploits started

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last Thanksgiving. Remember when I came
here to buy raw meat. This time,

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I'm here to buy candy for the
week long trigger treating during the last

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seven days of October that starts tomorrow. Then I smell pizza and want them

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badly. It also sucks I won't
be able to snack on any of the

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Halloween candy in my card either.
I sigh and turn to leave when I

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feel my spider instinct warning me of
danger. That's when I hear people screaming

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and move to see what's going on. Now I'm looking right at this strange

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looking man. He turns and looks
right at me. Only this guy's face

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looks like it's rotten to the point
he can't even close his eyes. In

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fact, his eyes look really,
really ghastly. Suddenly the fucker grabs me

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and tries to bite me. Now
I'm seeing other people like him, tackling

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other shoppers and biting them and sucking
for blood. Then I remember cousin Chelsea

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from Thanksgiving night. These things are
just like her, but worse. You

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ain't getting me. I yell.
I break this thing's hold on me and

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grab hold of it. I see
another thing coming at me and throw the

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one in my hands to knock them
both down and send them crashing into a

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display of bottled sodas. I don't
think about it and use my spider powers

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to stop those things from killing people. I mastered my spider powers well enough

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to where I know what I'm doing. I take the things down by webbing

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up their faces and laying them out. Then I get this gut feeling and

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check the pulse on one of these
things. There ain't one. I check

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for another pulse and get the same
results. These things are somehow walking around

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dead again. I remember Cousin Chelsea. She drank up my parents and wanted

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to drink my blood. I'm willing
to bet what happened to her, and

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these things are connected somehow. I
feel my throat tighten when I realize Cousin

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Chelsea was dead when she came at
me. But how come I ain't dead.

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I'm guessing these things drink blood to
preserve themselves somehow I drink it for

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food. But I ain't dead and
rotting away like these things like Cousin Chelsea?

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What makes me so damn different?
And then I see her. There's

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this girl keeping her face covered with
her hoodie. She was recording everything on

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her phone. Then she sees I
made her and runs. I'm ready to

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go after her when I feel my
spider instinct. Next thing, I know

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there are cops in the store.
I open my mouth to tell them to

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be careful with those things, when
one of them draws his gun and tries

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to arrest me. I really don't
want to be answering questions I still ain't

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too sure of yet, so I
turn and run. I bolt out of

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the store and tear across the parking
lot. The cop keeps calling out behind

405
00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:34.599
me to stop. Definitely a fit
one since he's keeping up with me.

406
00:34:35.079 --> 00:34:38.559
I gotta get away. Suddenly I
see a nearby semi leaving. All I

407
00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:43.760
can think about is escaping, and
I leap onto it. Now I'm sticking

408
00:34:43.760 --> 00:34:45.960
to the back of the trailer.
I groan when I feel I lost my

409
00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:52.440
flip flops again. I've been wearing
flip flops or sandals more now since I'm

410
00:34:52.679 --> 00:34:55.519
used to being barefoot. Turns out
my feet can't stick to walls if I'm

411
00:34:55.519 --> 00:35:00.159
wearing shoes. Socks and stockings are
iffy, depending on what they're made of

412
00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:07.199
or how thick the material is.
Something feels weird now my clothes are feeling

413
00:35:07.239 --> 00:35:13.159
tight. Then my yoga pants and
hoodies start ripping and coming apart. What

414
00:35:13.400 --> 00:35:16.800
the holy hell, I yell.
I feel my T shirt ripped down the

415
00:35:16.840 --> 00:35:21.599
middle a little bit, but not
come apart. Damn sure not because of

416
00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:24.719
the girls. I close my eyes
and shake my head quickly. This ain't

417
00:35:24.760 --> 00:35:29.920
happening. I gotta be having a
goddamn nightmare. I open my eyes again

418
00:35:29.960 --> 00:35:35.840
and see I'm now growing three additional
sets of lower appendages. I can't let

419
00:35:35.920 --> 00:35:38.280
people see me like this. I
really haul ass to the top of the

420
00:35:38.320 --> 00:35:43.360
trailer. Now I'm squatting there as
the truck leaves the store and barrels down

421
00:35:43.400 --> 00:35:46.920
the main highway. It ain't long
before I can fully see myself under the

422
00:35:46.920 --> 00:35:52.360
street lights. My entire body's turning
gray. My fingers are turning claw like,

423
00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:57.840
my feet are turning into the same
single sharp ends as my new appendages.

424
00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:01.360
I even feel the two antenna's growing
on my head, and now I'm

425
00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:07.639
literally seeing through four of my very
own eyes. I continue changing and growing.

426
00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:12.679
My clothes are almost gone. When
I finished changing. I'm a giant

427
00:36:12.719 --> 00:36:16.360
spider wearing a T shirt. Looking
down. The lower half of my body

428
00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:22.079
is as spiders with eight full legs. The upper half of me is human

429
00:36:22.119 --> 00:36:27.000
with two arms. That horror movie
we cheerleaders watched at my house. It

430
00:36:27.079 --> 00:36:31.079
was Earth versus the Spider, the
two thousand and one movie. It was

431
00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:36.880
about a guy who tried giving himself
spider powers, but it totally went wrong.

432
00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:40.639
He ended up going through what I
just went through. Somehow I knew

433
00:36:40.760 --> 00:36:49.159
this might happen someday. Oh,
you are in big trouble, Creepy.

434
00:36:50.840 --> 00:36:53.280
I can't be mad at my pet. The street lights are now gone,

435
00:36:53.360 --> 00:36:58.800
and the truck speeds into a wooded
area. Wouldn't you know it? It's

436
00:36:58.840 --> 00:37:01.639
the one area outside the village you
never want to come anywhere near. If

437
00:37:01.679 --> 00:37:10.559
you know anything about Feltner County,
the backwoods of Strickfield Weekly Spooky will be

438
00:37:10.639 --> 00:37:17.480
right back. After these quick messages, I leap from the truck with amazing

439
00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:22.440
agility and suddenly fire my web.
When it sticks, I find I can

440
00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:28.079
move on it real easy with my
new legs. Wait a minute, if

441
00:37:28.119 --> 00:37:32.920
I'm really this giant mutant spider thingy, now, how the holy hell can

442
00:37:32.960 --> 00:37:37.840
I still think? How am I
still me in here? Well? I

443
00:37:37.880 --> 00:37:42.159
can't return to the village, that's
for sure. Yeah, that'd be a

444
00:37:42.239 --> 00:37:45.119
real eye opener to everybody in Strickfield
to kick off the final week of the

445
00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:50.480
Halloween season. Huh. Instead,
I drop into a clearing and look around.

446
00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:53.079
My bottom eight appendages are on the
ground, and my two arms are

447
00:37:53.119 --> 00:37:58.280
in front of me. I'm walking
on my eight legs like I've always had

448
00:37:58.320 --> 00:38:02.320
them. Also, I remember it's
cold outside, but I'm feeling all nice

449
00:38:02.360 --> 00:38:08.599
and warm because of my new gray
fur. Assuming it is fur, great,

450
00:38:09.159 --> 00:38:15.000
I mutter. Then I gasp I
can still talk now. I find

451
00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:20.199
myself laughing at the humor of all
of this. Then I look down and

452
00:38:20.239 --> 00:38:24.559
see my now sleeveless T shirt.
Whew, glad the girls are still here,

453
00:38:25.320 --> 00:38:31.079
so I'm bottomless. Now. I
start walking through the woods amazingly fast

454
00:38:31.079 --> 00:38:36.360
on my eight legs, and then
there's my spider instinct again. I move

455
00:38:36.440 --> 00:38:40.960
fast to avoid being shot by someone
with a gun. What internation are you,

456
00:38:42.880 --> 00:38:46.440
some backwoods man cries out. I
quickly turn around to face him and

457
00:38:46.599 --> 00:38:51.039
raise my clawed hands in front of
me. I ain't gonna hurt you.

458
00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:55.519
Please stop. The man screams and
raises his gun. I quickly leap up

459
00:38:55.519 --> 00:39:00.480
into the trees using my new spider
legs. I move quickly from tree to

460
00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:05.239
tree. I even shoot webs to
move along even further and faster. No

461
00:39:05.400 --> 00:39:08.719
leaves in the trees to shield me. Since it's autumn. I eventually find

462
00:39:08.719 --> 00:39:14.679
a place to hide behind a waterfall. I gotta think, Oh, this

463
00:39:14.880 --> 00:39:20.079
is just great, I mutter.
I'm not myself. I'm also in the

464
00:39:20.119 --> 00:39:25.239
backwoods of Strickfield. Can this night
get any worse? Then? I groan

465
00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:31.360
better, just shut up while I'm
ahead. I'm really feeling depressed now.

466
00:39:31.719 --> 00:39:37.119
No more high school, no more
cheerleading, not even the possibility of college

467
00:39:37.119 --> 00:39:40.159
to look forward to. Is this
really gonna be my life now? I

468
00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:45.000
put my clawed hands on the sides
of my head and groan again. Then

469
00:39:45.039 --> 00:39:49.559
I look up and ask Almighty God, what did I do to deserve this?

470
00:39:50.360 --> 00:39:53.320
Please just tell me what I did
that was so wrong? Let me

471
00:39:53.400 --> 00:39:59.480
make it right. I lower my
head and shake it slowly. Please God,

472
00:40:00.039 --> 00:40:02.719
I don't want to be a backwoods
of Strickfield's story people talk about around

473
00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:12.840
campfires. Suddenly I hear sirens in
here. Curiosity gets the better of me.

474
00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:15.840
I come out from the safety of
the waterfall and leap with my amazing

475
00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:21.559
agility, using my webs to help
me move through the woods faster before long,

476
00:40:21.679 --> 00:40:27.000
I see a sheriff car chasing down
another vehicle. Damn, these four

477
00:40:27.039 --> 00:40:31.480
eyes are really sharp in terms of
clarity. Funny thing I read tarantulas don't

478
00:40:31.480 --> 00:40:37.639
really have great eyesight, especially with
having eight eyes, four more than me.

479
00:40:37.440 --> 00:40:42.079
I can easily see a man driving
the car in the back, or

480
00:40:42.119 --> 00:40:45.239
another man, a woman and a
little girl in between them. Well,

481
00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:51.320
I did just ask God in Heaven
how I can make things right again the

482
00:40:51.400 --> 00:40:54.679
humor of all of this. I'm
willing to bet the little girl was kidnapped.

483
00:40:55.159 --> 00:40:59.800
Okay, I'm gonna save the little
girl. Then I gotta look at

484
00:40:59.800 --> 00:41:05.880
me, my new home here in
these forsaken backwoods. I hear another gunshot

485
00:41:05.880 --> 00:41:09.480
and see the sheriff car start spinning
completely out of control. I see the

486
00:41:09.519 --> 00:41:13.760
woman sitting on the side of the
getaway car with the gun in her hand.

487
00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:17.519
She quickly lowers herself back into the
seat. I leap toward the sheriff

488
00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:21.880
car and land on top of it. I hear the man inside yelling and

489
00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:25.280
frustration at having lost control. I
quickly spin my webs and use them to

490
00:41:25.280 --> 00:41:30.239
help bring the car to a complete
stop. When the deputy gets out of

491
00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:34.760
the car and sees me He screams
like holy hell and draws his gun.

492
00:41:35.239 --> 00:41:38.880
Oh my god, the stories about
monsters living here really are true. I

493
00:41:38.960 --> 00:41:43.719
give him a pleading look. Ah, come on, really, I just

494
00:41:43.760 --> 00:41:47.199
saved your life. The man looks
at me now, not really sure what

495
00:41:47.320 --> 00:41:52.960
to think. It's the little girl, right, I ask him, seeing

496
00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:55.880
I ain't gonna hurt him. He
nods quickly and lowers his gun. Then

497
00:41:55.920 --> 00:42:00.360
he takes a deep breath and tells
me the people he's chasing kid The little

498
00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:05.440
girl's name is Milly. Turns out, the woman who shot out the deputy's

499
00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:09.760
tire orchestrated the kidnapping. Milly's father
won custody of her when it turned out

500
00:42:09.760 --> 00:42:15.440
her mother, Christy, was selling
drugs at home in Milly's presence, in

501
00:42:15.480 --> 00:42:22.119
other words, an unsafe and unsuitable
home environment for a child. I chased

502
00:42:22.119 --> 00:42:27.559
them from Pendleton here into Strickfield,
the deputy finishes, Now I've lost them.

503
00:42:28.159 --> 00:42:31.079
I'll find them for you, I
promise him. I'll bring Milly back

504
00:42:31.199 --> 00:42:35.880
safe and sound. In the meantime, you worry about fixing your tire.

505
00:42:36.840 --> 00:42:40.920
Listen, you're not gonna kill anybody, are you, the deputy asks quickly.

506
00:42:42.480 --> 00:42:45.079
I look him in the face.
Nah, it ain't gonna come to

507
00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:50.119
that. I leap back up into
the trees and use my legs and webs

508
00:42:50.159 --> 00:42:52.599
to move quickly. It ain't long
before I catch up with the car.

509
00:42:53.079 --> 00:42:58.199
Looks like those people have a hideout
back in here. Either their stupid ass

510
00:42:58.239 --> 00:43:02.800
crazy or they truly don't know or
believe the stories about this place. Well

511
00:43:02.840 --> 00:43:07.800
I'll give them a backwoods of Strickfield
story they ain't gonna forget anytime soon.

512
00:43:07.639 --> 00:43:14.559
Seriously, why am I still finding
humor in anything after turning into a giant

513
00:43:14.679 --> 00:43:19.039
spider monster? And then one of
them, the driver, steps outside to

514
00:43:19.039 --> 00:43:22.480
go pee behind the shed. I
start feeling mischievous as I creep along the

515
00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:28.039
trees. Then I lower myself on
a web just behind him. When the

516
00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:32.760
man feels like he's being watched,
he turns around. Boo, I simply

517
00:43:32.800 --> 00:43:37.719
say. The man screams like holy
hell and pisses all over himself. I

518
00:43:37.800 --> 00:43:43.480
bite my lower lip and snicker.
Then the guy runs away. I quickly

519
00:43:43.519 --> 00:43:45.599
shoot my webs at him and yank
him back to me. Oh God,

520
00:43:46.400 --> 00:43:52.239
no, no, The man screams, ah, come on, my breath,

521
00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:55.239
Ain't that bad? Is it?
I joke? The man tries to

522
00:43:55.280 --> 00:43:59.880
fight me, even going for his
gun. When I grab his wrist,

523
00:43:59.880 --> 00:44:04.119
I feel these pricklies coming out from
underneath my claws, kind of like how

524
00:44:04.159 --> 00:44:08.119
you see a cat's only longer.
Then I notice how tired the man suddenly

525
00:44:08.159 --> 00:44:14.119
gets, and I see I stung
him with my pricklies. I think I've

526
00:44:14.199 --> 00:44:17.519
just discovered a new spider power.
Looks like I doped him up with my

527
00:44:17.719 --> 00:44:22.199
very own venom. The guy gets
all loopy on me before he falls on

528
00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:27.119
his ass. After I web him
up to a tree, I feel the

529
00:44:27.239 --> 00:44:32.599
need to feed. I run my
tongue along my new fangs and wonder if

530
00:44:32.639 --> 00:44:37.639
this is how vampires feed. Screw
it. I bite into the man's neck

531
00:44:37.719 --> 00:44:43.280
the same way a vampire might do, tasting human blood for the very first

532
00:44:43.320 --> 00:44:49.679
time. He groans as I take
about three good swallows. Now I'm content

533
00:44:49.719 --> 00:44:55.239
again. Wow, you're really spicy, I tell him before he passes out.

534
00:44:55.800 --> 00:44:59.639
I stay there for a little bit
to make sure I didn't kill him.

535
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:04.400
I get my answers when he starts
snoring away. Yeah you're okay,

536
00:45:05.079 --> 00:45:08.519
sweet dreams. I turn my attention
to the hideout and decide to just take

537
00:45:08.559 --> 00:45:12.840
the place. I mean, what
the Holy hell are they gonna do to

538
00:45:12.880 --> 00:45:16.400
a giant spider? Right? Except
I'm starting to feel a little cold.

539
00:45:16.480 --> 00:45:22.239
Now. I also feel myself changing
again. My extra appendages are morphing back

540
00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:27.840
into my body. My four eyes
are becoming two again. I think it's

541
00:45:27.880 --> 00:45:32.440
around two minutes before I see I'm
completely human again. I quickly hold myself.

542
00:45:34.719 --> 00:45:39.880
Really, God, I mutter my
teeth shattering. Shit, I'm nearly

543
00:45:39.960 --> 00:45:45.400
butt naked and freezing cold in the
middle of the backwoods of Strickfield. I

544
00:45:45.440 --> 00:45:49.800
look up again. You know what, God, you you really have a

545
00:45:50.360 --> 00:45:58.239
sick sense of humor. I stammer. Then I sigh. Okay, I

546
00:45:58.360 --> 00:46:02.400
think, think Felicia, think.
I hope I still have my spider powers.

547
00:46:02.440 --> 00:46:07.199
When I see the tree branch just
above the hideout, I move to

548
00:46:07.239 --> 00:46:12.920
the tree itself and take a deep
breath. Here goes nothing. Yes,

549
00:46:13.159 --> 00:46:16.360
I can still scale shit like a
spider. I'm human again, but can

550
00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:22.079
still do my spider things. I
also know now that my spider form was

551
00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:28.000
much stronger than my human form.
Just the same, I can still easily

552
00:46:28.039 --> 00:46:32.000
scale the tree and move to that
branch like a wild jungle girl. Now

553
00:46:32.039 --> 00:46:37.559
I'm squatting right over the hideout I
drop to the roof and crawl to the

554
00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:42.039
back window on the second floor.
I smile as I'm sticking right to the

555
00:46:42.079 --> 00:46:46.199
siding. Now I know how spider
Man feels, aside from being cold and

556
00:46:46.480 --> 00:46:51.440
nearly naked. I open the window
a little and listen to Milly yelling at

557
00:46:51.440 --> 00:46:54.639
her mom, telling her she wants
to go back to her daddy. Christy

558
00:46:54.719 --> 00:46:58.800
tells Millie she'll slap the shit out
of her if she don't shut up,

559
00:46:59.599 --> 00:47:04.920
and then I feel my spider instinct. What the fuck? I heard the

560
00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:08.519
other man gasp when he sees me. Ah, holy hell, I groan.

561
00:47:09.400 --> 00:47:13.840
I gotta risk it. I can't
let the guy tell Christy here he'd

562
00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:16.960
seem little old me sticking to the
upper part of the house. I quickly

563
00:47:17.000 --> 00:47:22.079
remove my tattered T shirt and spring
down at him. Oh, he's definitely

564
00:47:22.239 --> 00:47:25.800
staring hard at the girls before I
take him down. Then I get to

565
00:47:25.840 --> 00:47:30.880
my feet, lifting him effortlessly with
one hand and knocking his ass out with

566
00:47:30.920 --> 00:47:35.239
a punch. I remembered to pull
my punch on account of my super strength.

567
00:47:36.119 --> 00:47:39.840
He's breathing, okay, so I
definitely didn't kill him. I put

568
00:47:39.920 --> 00:47:44.920
him down and hold myself again as
I shiver as I'm putting my t shirt

569
00:47:45.000 --> 00:47:47.960
back on. I have another idea. Since I turned back into a human

570
00:47:49.000 --> 00:47:52.639
again, maybe I can turn back
into that giant spider again. What if

571
00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:59.280
I can control this change? Here
goes nothing soon, I'm moaning when I

572
00:47:59.320 --> 00:48:04.800
feel myself changing again. In a
few minutes, I'm my cute and cuddly

573
00:48:04.840 --> 00:48:07.880
spide herself again. I ain't feeling
cold no more, that's for sure.

574
00:48:08.800 --> 00:48:13.679
After I wrap the second man up
with my webs, I scale the side

575
00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:16.639
of the house and go back up
to the second story window. I see

576
00:48:16.679 --> 00:48:22.119
little Milly sitting there and crying.
Her mom ain't there now, but I

577
00:48:22.159 --> 00:48:27.360
know she slapped Milly, fucking bitch. I open the window more. I

578
00:48:27.400 --> 00:48:30.559
think I made a little too much
noise. Milly stops crying, gets up,

579
00:48:30.599 --> 00:48:34.920
and quickly comes to the window.
I prepare for the worst. When

580
00:48:34.960 --> 00:48:38.480
Milly sees me, her eyes are
wide open, but she doesn't scream.

581
00:48:39.400 --> 00:48:44.239
I smile a little. You want
to go home? I know a sheriff's

582
00:48:44.239 --> 00:48:46.920
deputy. W'd love to see you
right about now. I raise my finger

583
00:48:47.360 --> 00:48:52.920
and take you back to your daddy. Wow, are you really a big

584
00:48:52.960 --> 00:48:59.760
spider? You can? You can
really talk, Milly asks in amazement.

585
00:49:00.320 --> 00:49:02.920
I laugh a little. Yeah,
I guess you could say I'm a talking

586
00:49:04.000 --> 00:49:07.360
spider. Now, Milly, you
want to ride? Boy? Is she

587
00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:13.360
ever as excited as a kid on
Christmas? Yeah? I help the little

588
00:49:13.360 --> 00:49:16.360
girl climb out the window and onto
my back right when I sense danger.

589
00:49:16.920 --> 00:49:22.039
Milly's mom screams bloody murder when she
comes out of the back door and looks

590
00:49:22.119 --> 00:49:27.920
up to see her daughter on the
back of a giant spider. Jesus christ

591
00:49:28.519 --> 00:49:31.440
Oh, come on, lady,
really, I snap, You're only in

592
00:49:31.519 --> 00:49:36.320
the backwoods of Strickfield here. Did
you really think all the stories you heard

593
00:49:36.360 --> 00:49:42.039
were horse pucky? I almost said
bullshit, but remembered little Milly on my

594
00:49:42.159 --> 00:49:45.760
back. Christy screams again and pulls
her gun out. I can't let her

595
00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:51.519
hurt Milly in trying to hurt me, Blitz Craig, I shout and drop

596
00:49:51.639 --> 00:49:54.000
right down at Christy. Hey,
it's all I could come up with on

597
00:49:54.039 --> 00:49:59.760
short notice. Sue me. Christy
screams bloody murder when I land right in

598
00:49:59.840 --> 00:50:01.840
front fun of her and disarm her. I have to laugh a little when

599
00:50:01.880 --> 00:50:07.400
I see she peet her pants just
like her buddy earlier. Then I dope

600
00:50:07.400 --> 00:50:10.480
her up with my venom and web
her up all nice and neat like her

601
00:50:10.519 --> 00:50:16.280
other two friends. Now to bring
this kidnapping to a close, here we

602
00:50:16.320 --> 00:50:21.599
go, Millie, I tell her
hang on. She wraps her arms around

603
00:50:21.639 --> 00:50:24.719
my waist and holds on tight.
She sure squeals as happy as can be

604
00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:30.360
when I carry her on my back
all the way to the waiting sheriff's deputy.

605
00:50:31.039 --> 00:50:35.360
Thankfully, I'm able to sneak back
to my house without being seen.

606
00:50:36.159 --> 00:50:37.960
Soon as I find my spare key
and get in, I go to my

607
00:50:38.079 --> 00:50:43.039
room. I slip on my eighties
Jim shorts, but keep the torn T

608
00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:47.239
shirt on. I turn and look
at Creepy. You are bad. How

609
00:50:47.239 --> 00:50:52.039
could you do this to me,
you little shit. I put my hands

610
00:50:52.039 --> 00:50:55.719
to my long, wild, chocolatey
caramel colored hair and groan. Then I

611
00:50:55.800 --> 00:51:00.760
pick up my spider out of the
aquarium and pet her. Creepy, why

612
00:51:00.760 --> 00:51:07.719
did cousin Chelsea die and I turned
into something more like you? Come on,

613
00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:10.280
Creepy, tell me why. Creepy
just looks at me. Now.

614
00:51:12.079 --> 00:51:15.480
Spiders aren't supposed to bond with people, but I swear Creepy loves it when

615
00:51:15.480 --> 00:51:19.800
I'm petting her. She's even been
acting all playful. She never did that

616
00:51:19.880 --> 00:51:24.280
with me before this whole thing.
What happened last Thanksgiving is gonna keep biting

617
00:51:24.320 --> 00:51:30.199
my sexy ass, and speaking of
sex, it ain't gonna be long before

618
00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:35.360
I'm gonna wanna make babies again.
I know what you're thinking right now.

619
00:51:35.800 --> 00:51:38.920
Felicia keeps saying she wants to know
what happened almost a year ago. When

620
00:51:39.000 --> 00:51:44.800
is she finally gonna learn that shit? Believe me, my obsession with finding

621
00:51:44.840 --> 00:51:52.599
out those answers is gonna reap big
soon. Weekly Spooky will be right back

622
00:51:52.800 --> 00:52:00.519
after these quick messages. It's Halloween
Eve morning. When I'm leaving the Beta

623
00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:07.039
Theta Pie fraternity house and walking around
Strickfield University. I moan softly and think

624
00:52:07.079 --> 00:52:09.880
about getting laid twice a month,
and it ain't really a bad thing.

625
00:52:10.679 --> 00:52:16.400
My rock hard, chiseled Beta guy
is absolutely just dreamy. Don't worry,

626
00:52:16.719 --> 00:52:21.400
you'll meet him soon. Knowing I
ain't gonna have time to stop home and

627
00:52:21.480 --> 00:52:25.440
shower before school, I walk into
Wilder Hall, the student union building,

628
00:52:25.840 --> 00:52:30.800
and go in to the Bitter End. I'm definitely gonna treat myself to a

629
00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:36.280
nice caffeine jolt before going into school, especially since I'm gonna hear all about

630
00:52:36.320 --> 00:52:40.079
how I look and smell of sex
from my cheerleader girls. I order a

631
00:52:40.079 --> 00:52:45.039
triple caffeinated caramel mocha and wait for
it. In fact, i'm talking to

632
00:52:45.119 --> 00:52:49.920
the girl making my drink. She's
real happy since I tipped her good.

633
00:52:51.000 --> 00:52:54.039
As we're having some girl talk,
I hear some commotion. I raise my

634
00:52:54.119 --> 00:52:58.960
finger to tell my barista I'll be
right back. When I head out into

635
00:52:58.960 --> 00:53:02.480
the main area, there's a group
of people running around and tackling other students.

636
00:53:02.960 --> 00:53:08.440
Then I see them biting into their
prey and drinking their blood, like

637
00:53:08.480 --> 00:53:13.360
those things at the mire the other
day. I gotta save them. I

638
00:53:13.480 --> 00:53:19.000
tighten my fists and hall ass as
I'm taking down those things. I'm changing

639
00:53:19.079 --> 00:53:24.239
and feeling myself growing till I become
a giant spider again. Yeah, people

640
00:53:24.239 --> 00:53:29.519
are screaming when they see cutie me
moving on my eight legs and wearing a

641
00:53:29.599 --> 00:53:34.960
now sleeveless T shirt. I'm grabbing
more of these Cousin Chelsea esque people and

642
00:53:35.079 --> 00:53:38.320
flinging them off their victims. Get
out of here, I tell the people

643
00:53:38.360 --> 00:53:43.079
I save when I pull them to
their feet, I keep repeating myself to

644
00:53:43.119 --> 00:53:46.880
the people standing there and screaming at
me. They finally do leave, leaving

645
00:53:46.880 --> 00:53:52.119
me to face the remainder of the
dead things when they decide to attack me.

646
00:53:52.320 --> 00:53:57.000
Then they scream and come at me. Looking at their faces, they're

647
00:53:57.199 --> 00:54:01.480
just fucking dead and crazy. Now
I'm picking them up and flipping them over

648
00:54:01.519 --> 00:54:06.719
my body. Thanks to my strength, speed and extra legs, I can

649
00:54:06.760 --> 00:54:12.159
stop these fuckers easily. Like I
said, I'm much stronger in my spider

650
00:54:12.199 --> 00:54:16.239
body than in my human one.
In fact, I can quickly web these

651
00:54:16.280 --> 00:54:22.199
things up into neat websacks. Hmm. Kind of reminds me of eggsacks.

652
00:54:22.800 --> 00:54:24.559
I want to see if I can
get some information out of these guys,

653
00:54:24.559 --> 00:54:30.440
but they're crazy out of it,
probably needing to drink blood, and I

654
00:54:30.559 --> 00:54:34.480
kept them from doing that. I
then sense danger and turn to see some

655
00:54:34.639 --> 00:54:38.000
chick wearing a hoodie and holding this
weird rifle in her hands. When I

656
00:54:38.079 --> 00:54:44.039
leap at her, she fires this
far out laser blast comes out and almost

657
00:54:44.119 --> 00:54:46.920
hits me. She screams and drops
the gun. She tries to run,

658
00:54:46.960 --> 00:54:51.039
but I'm on her in no time. She cries out. When I lift

659
00:54:51.039 --> 00:54:55.760
her off her feet, you,
I exclaim pushing her hood back. She's

660
00:54:55.800 --> 00:55:00.920
the girl I saw at Meyer when
those things attack them. No, let

661
00:55:00.960 --> 00:55:06.000
me go, you freak, she
cries. I'm holding her while looking at

662
00:55:06.000 --> 00:55:08.480
the rifle. Yeah, this isn't
the kind of gun you just buy at

663
00:55:08.519 --> 00:55:13.840
a local gun shop. This is
something right out of some science fiction movie.

664
00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:17.480
I feel the girl punching and kicking
me. When I go to question

665
00:55:17.559 --> 00:55:22.320
her. I see her tattoo just
under her left ear, a blue ribbon

666
00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:27.239
done up like a figure eight,
almost looks like a breast cancer awareness ribbon

667
00:55:27.360 --> 00:55:30.039
or something. You kill me,
there won't be anywhere you can run,

668
00:55:30.079 --> 00:55:35.800
where you'll be safe, the girl
threatens. I laugh a little, says

669
00:55:35.840 --> 00:55:39.400
the fly to the spider who just
caught her. She kicks and punches harder.

670
00:55:39.480 --> 00:55:45.400
Now let go of me. I
shake my head a little. Nah.

671
00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:51.199
Something tells me we gotta have ourselves
some girl talk. Here. She

672
00:55:51.320 --> 00:55:55.360
glares hard at me. Now,
you mother fucking freak. I smirk,

673
00:55:57.039 --> 00:56:00.920
and I'm guessing you know something about
them dead people I just packed away,

674
00:56:00.960 --> 00:56:04.599
all nice and neat. I look
at her with my four eyes. Now,

675
00:56:05.519 --> 00:56:08.800
either you tell me what you know, or you're really gonna find out

676
00:56:08.840 --> 00:56:15.599
what happens to the fly if you
catch my drift. Only problem is I

677
00:56:15.639 --> 00:56:20.000
don't get to find out what I
want. Strickfield's finest arrives on the scene.

678
00:56:20.519 --> 00:56:23.719
Soon as they see cute and cuddly
me, they draw their guns and

679
00:56:23.800 --> 00:56:29.360
tell me to get on the ground
and put my hands up. Are you

680
00:56:29.480 --> 00:56:34.159
people serious right now? I demand, kind of laughing at the same time,

681
00:56:34.800 --> 00:56:37.719
and that's when the girl finally breaks
loose. She tore her blouse open

682
00:56:37.760 --> 00:56:42.840
and dropped out of it. Then
she runs. She doesn't get far when

683
00:56:42.880 --> 00:56:45.760
I easily snare her with my webs
to bring her back to me. Oh

684
00:56:45.840 --> 00:56:52.440
does she ever struggle? But when
I web you you're mine, I almost

685
00:56:52.480 --> 00:56:55.519
have her again. When the cops
start shooting at me, I'm really scared

686
00:56:55.599 --> 00:57:00.400
right then, when I think they'll
end me, but the bullets just bounce

687
00:57:00.440 --> 00:57:04.760
off. Still the girl got away. Then I see something and lift the

688
00:57:04.760 --> 00:57:09.400
girl's blouse. There's a flash drive
in the pocket in her case, this

689
00:57:09.440 --> 00:57:14.880
would mean something of great value,
especially with the kind of hardware she was

690
00:57:14.960 --> 00:57:17.800
using. Annoyed at being shot,
I turn around to face the cops.

691
00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:22.280
Do you mind already? You know
you could really hurt people with those things.

692
00:57:22.920 --> 00:57:27.719
I move and quickly disarm them.
Then I turn one of them around

693
00:57:27.760 --> 00:57:30.440
to the things I just webbed up. Why don't you get those guys some

694
00:57:30.599 --> 00:57:35.880
help? Huh? When I hear
more sirens, I quickly let the cop

695
00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:38.800
I got go and run for it. Yeah, this day's gonna suck,

696
00:57:38.880 --> 00:57:44.159
the big one. First it was
those dead people, Then was the cop

697
00:57:44.280 --> 00:57:47.559
shooting me. Guess I can't really
blame them, right, I'd probably open

698
00:57:47.599 --> 00:57:52.480
fire on something like me that's right
out of earth versus the spider too.

699
00:57:52.599 --> 00:57:57.800
But what's worse is that, Oh
I almost forgot. I walk back into

700
00:57:57.840 --> 00:58:00.880
the coffee shop. The baristas getving
me. Odd looks now as I snatch

701
00:58:00.960 --> 00:58:05.880
up my coffee and take a drink. Then I look at her, perfect

702
00:58:05.880 --> 00:58:08.440
as always, babe. Okay,
maybe this day ain't gonna be so bad

703
00:58:08.519 --> 00:58:14.760
after all. Scratch that last part. Now I got a few police cars

704
00:58:14.800 --> 00:58:17.800
chasing me. I keep trying to
tell them I'm no threat. Yeah,

705
00:58:17.840 --> 00:58:22.360
I definitely ain't training to be a
cop when I graduate Strickfield High. That's

706
00:58:22.360 --> 00:58:25.559
for sure. Being a giant spider
in broad daylight totally sucks. Right now.

707
00:58:27.159 --> 00:58:30.239
I managed to finally lose the cops
by scaling up a downtown building and

708
00:58:30.320 --> 00:58:35.840
moving from roof to roof. At
least I don't spill my coffee or lose

709
00:58:35.880 --> 00:58:39.840
the science fiction gun and flash drive
I got off that girl. Now people

710
00:58:39.880 --> 00:58:44.880
are showing up on the roof and
screaming at me. Knowing Strickfield High ain't

711
00:58:44.920 --> 00:58:52.840
far, I move that way and
figure on losing the cops there. I

712
00:58:52.960 --> 00:58:57.320
enter the girl's locker room in my
human form. Now I completely forgot my

713
00:58:57.400 --> 00:59:00.880
clothes get mostly destroyed when I change
into my spider form, and my shirt

714
00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:05.719
got shot up so full of bullet
holes I had to lose it. Now

715
00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:09.000
I got two choices. I can
wait it out and hear and head back

716
00:59:09.039 --> 00:59:13.880
home when it gets dark, or
I can try looking for some clothes.

717
00:59:14.320 --> 00:59:17.719
The latter definitely sounds better. I
finish my coffee and throw the cup away.

718
00:59:19.280 --> 00:59:22.159
Afterwards, I hide the gun and
the flash drive. Then I hear

719
00:59:22.199 --> 00:59:28.239
some commotion. Oh no, I'm
not in the girl's locker room. This

720
00:59:28.320 --> 00:59:31.199
is the boy's locker room, wouldn't
you know it. I want to make

721
00:59:31.239 --> 00:59:35.760
babies again. I just had two
days of really wanting to be a mommy.

722
00:59:36.199 --> 00:59:38.800
Guess I still have a little bit
left. I quickly move and get

723
00:59:38.840 --> 00:59:42.800
out of here. I ain't got
a choice. I have to run into

724
00:59:42.800 --> 00:59:45.000
the gym and try making it to
the girl's locker room. I open the

725
00:59:45.000 --> 00:59:49.639
door and run, like, holy
hell, stop you stop right there.

726
00:59:50.199 --> 00:59:53.159
I make it halfway across the gym
when Principal Matthew van Deist sees me.

727
00:59:54.039 --> 00:59:59.360
Fortunately for me, he's only seeing
my rear. He doesn't know who I

728
00:59:59.400 --> 01:00:02.039
am. I don't think twice about
it and run again. When I reach

729
01:00:02.119 --> 01:00:06.280
the first door I come to,
I quickly go in. This is the

730
01:00:06.360 --> 01:00:09.199
room where they have wrestling during the
winter months. There's only another door that

731
01:00:09.320 --> 01:00:15.519
leads outside. No way I'm going
back out, specially naked. There's nowhere

732
01:00:15.519 --> 01:00:20.280
for you to go, young lady. Vandist calls out, don't you think

733
01:00:20.280 --> 01:00:22.480
you girls? Showing off your bodies
at least once a week gets old after

734
01:00:22.519 --> 01:00:28.039
a while. I gotta think fast. Come on, Felicia, you're a

735
01:00:28.079 --> 01:00:31.519
spider girl. What would a spider
girl do? I quickly move to the

736
01:00:31.559 --> 01:00:35.880
door and kick it open. Then
I spring up high and stick to the

737
01:00:35.920 --> 01:00:39.079
ceiling. I look down to see
Vandist looking outside to try and find me.

738
01:00:39.920 --> 01:00:43.760
I actually calm down a little,
knowing he ain't gonna see me.

739
01:00:44.519 --> 01:00:49.599
Van Deist turns around and slowly walks
back to the gym. Before he leaves,

740
01:00:49.840 --> 01:00:53.400
he tightens his fists and looks up. Fortunately for me, he ain't

741
01:00:53.440 --> 01:00:58.920
looking in my general direction. Every
week one of those girls has to show

742
01:00:58.960 --> 01:01:02.800
me some nudity. Why why,
he sighs and unballs his fists. Gotta

743
01:01:02.840 --> 01:01:07.360
be something in the water. Then
he leaves. I move to the wall

744
01:01:07.400 --> 01:01:12.440
and scale down it to the gym
entrance. I peek in and see nobody's

745
01:01:12.480 --> 01:01:15.880
around. I gotta try getting to
the girl's locker room again. This time

746
01:01:15.960 --> 01:01:20.400
I scale the walls and stay off
the floor. I get to the girl's

747
01:01:20.440 --> 01:01:24.639
locker room and drop to the floor. Then I start opening lockers, all

748
01:01:24.719 --> 01:01:30.400
empty. Then I get an idea
and go to Miss Temple's office. Seeing

749
01:01:30.480 --> 01:01:35.280
she ain't there, I go in
and find the cheerleading uniform. I find

750
01:01:35.320 --> 01:01:39.239
my size and put one on,
complete with new shoes. When I leave

751
01:01:39.280 --> 01:01:43.800
the locker room, the principal and
I both see each other. He doesn't

752
01:01:43.840 --> 01:01:46.119
say a word to me, so
I get away with streaking in the gym.

753
01:01:46.920 --> 01:01:53.119
Whew. And then I'm feeling my
mommy feelings again and moan romantically.

754
01:01:54.079 --> 01:02:00.400
I ain't afraid to admit I find
Principal van Deist very attractive. I want

755
01:02:00.400 --> 01:02:05.000
to have his babies. No,
no, this ain't happening. I quickly

756
01:02:05.039 --> 01:02:10.239
shake my motherly instincts off and get
to class. After cheerleading practice, I

757
01:02:10.239 --> 01:02:15.400
return home and go to my bedroom. I put the science fiction gun down

758
01:02:15.400 --> 01:02:19.320
on my bed and sit at my
desk. When my computer's ready, I

759
01:02:19.480 --> 01:02:23.840
arm every safety program I have and
plug the flash drive in. Suddenly I

760
01:02:23.960 --> 01:02:28.679
see all these folders. Then I
open the one with the date of the

761
01:02:28.719 --> 01:02:34.960
Thanksgiving before last and see a ton
of documents. The documents have the Strickfield

762
01:02:35.039 --> 01:02:39.840
Chemicals header and the dates match up. Cousin Chelsea's dad owns Strickfield Chemicals.

763
01:02:40.400 --> 01:02:45.320
Mandy Craven also is in these documents. I'm reading how she got sprayed with

764
01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:52.480
some shit compound I can't pronounce.
There's another name for the compound New Life

765
01:02:52.960 --> 01:02:59.039
Series G. I read over document
after document regarding this compound. There were

766
01:02:59.079 --> 01:03:02.000
so many failed tess guests and trying
to bring the dead back to life.

767
01:03:02.079 --> 01:03:07.280
Then I saw something about the blue
ribbons, which made me remember that girl

768
01:03:07.760 --> 01:03:12.440
who had that tattoo under her left
ear. I opened more and more documents

769
01:03:12.440 --> 01:03:16.199
and read more and more about New
Life. It seems Series G was the

770
01:03:16.280 --> 01:03:22.960
latest. This compound was supposed to
be delivered to the Blue Ribbons. The

771
01:03:22.000 --> 01:03:28.840
document doesn't tell the location of the
drop. Unfortunately. As for Mandy Craven's

772
01:03:28.880 --> 01:03:32.760
accident, a car with her and
two other people collided with the truck carrying

773
01:03:32.760 --> 01:03:37.239
the compound. One of the nozzles
was damaged and she was still in the

774
01:03:37.280 --> 01:03:44.480
car when she was heavily sprayed and
contaminated. Mandy died, but returned to

775
01:03:44.559 --> 01:03:50.519
life when her body was in the
morgue at Strickfield General Hospital. Since returning

776
01:03:50.519 --> 01:03:54.280
to life, the Blue Ribbons have
been monitoring Mandy Craven since she was discharged

777
01:03:54.280 --> 01:04:00.519
from the hospital. The documents also
mentioned Seth Bergmann, who who had gotten

778
01:04:00.599 --> 01:04:03.239
New Life on his hand. All
it did to him was burn his hand

779
01:04:03.320 --> 01:04:08.960
to the point where he needed an
emergency amputation. Afterwards, he was given

780
01:04:09.000 --> 01:04:14.320
a hook in its place. I
open the folder dated Last Thanksgiving and find

781
01:04:14.320 --> 01:04:18.239
the documents that talk about how Mandy
Craven and Seth Bergmann were both in cousin

782
01:04:18.320 --> 01:04:25.320
Chelsea's house. Mandy was on a
murder spree and drank many people that night,

783
01:04:25.719 --> 01:04:30.159
including my aunt and uncle Seth was
killed by Mandy that night as well.

784
01:04:30.159 --> 01:04:35.119
Then I find a document that possibly
answers my questions. Once exposed to

785
01:04:35.199 --> 01:04:41.400
new life, the effects will depend
on a person's body chemistry. Many will

786
01:04:41.400 --> 01:04:45.159
return to life the way Mandy Craven
did. A select few will experience horrible

787
01:04:45.159 --> 01:04:50.920
burns the way Seth Bergmann did.
Even fewer still are those with a very

788
01:04:51.079 --> 01:04:59.760
rare body chemistry that will experience strange
and unpredictable effects. I continue reading more

789
01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:02.760
documents until I'd opened every last one
of them. I even find all the

790
01:05:02.840 --> 01:05:08.360
hidden ones and look at those.
Hey, I may shake my tits and

791
01:05:08.440 --> 01:05:13.159
ass as a cheerleader, but I
ain't no airhead anyway. I don't find

792
01:05:13.199 --> 01:05:16.719
anything more regarding what happened to me, other than the possibility I may have

793
01:05:16.800 --> 01:05:23.840
a rare genetic makeup. I'm thinking
more about it now. If it turns

794
01:05:23.840 --> 01:05:29.239
out I got a rare genetic makeup, sounds crazy, But cousin Chelsea infected

795
01:05:29.280 --> 01:05:33.280
me with new life through her bite, then creepies bites must have interacted with

796
01:05:33.360 --> 01:05:39.880
new life and caused me to mutate
into what I am. Now, that's

797
01:05:39.920 --> 01:05:43.519
the best way I can figure it. Again, I ain't no airhead,

798
01:05:43.519 --> 01:05:47.480
But what else is there? I'm
a spider girl because of what happened last

799
01:05:47.519 --> 01:05:55.360
Thanksgiving. Okay, so what now? I groan and head downstairs to get

800
01:05:55.440 --> 01:05:59.039
some blood. I come back up
to my room with my glass and sit.

801
01:06:00.079 --> 01:06:03.280
After taking a drink, I go
through the flash drive again. Still

802
01:06:03.400 --> 01:06:10.119
nothing. Then it hits me.
Seth Bergmann was at cousin Charity's friends giving,

803
01:06:10.960 --> 01:06:15.039
but so was Aileen Donnerly. I
wish I would have thought of that

804
01:06:15.119 --> 01:06:18.440
sooner. I open Facebook messenger and
message a Leen and invite her over.

805
01:06:19.360 --> 01:06:24.519
I wait a little bit and get
her reply. She says she can come

806
01:06:24.599 --> 01:06:28.280
over, so it's all settled.
I drink the rest of my blood.

807
01:06:28.760 --> 01:06:34.880
Then I shut down the computer,
change clothes, and head downstairs. More

808
01:06:34.920 --> 01:06:44.119
scares to come. After these quick
messages, I walk to the door and

809
01:06:44.239 --> 01:06:47.760
answer it and invite Aileen in.
After I give her a drink, I

810
01:06:47.800 --> 01:06:53.599
sit down with her. I have
another glass of blood For all Aileen knows

811
01:06:53.639 --> 01:06:57.960
I'm drinking punch. After we talk
some, I tell her why I invited

812
01:06:58.000 --> 01:07:02.880
her over. Need you to tell
me what happened at cousin Chelsea's last thanksgiving?

813
01:07:02.920 --> 01:07:08.800
Aileen? Please, it's important to
me. Cousin Chelsea and I were

814
01:07:09.960 --> 01:07:15.599
we were really close. I can
tell she doesn't want to talk about it.

815
01:07:15.599 --> 01:07:18.320
It was horrible, Felicia. I
take her hand and look her in

816
01:07:18.360 --> 01:07:24.440
the face. Please, whatever you
tell me stays between us. I promise.

817
01:07:25.800 --> 01:07:30.559
Aileen finally agrees and tells me her
story. Cousin Chelsea had an okay

818
01:07:30.599 --> 01:07:34.800
turnout to her friends giving. Truth
be told. I know Cousin Chelsea's popularity

819
01:07:34.840 --> 01:07:40.039
at school was mixed. To some
people, she seemed like a real bitch.

820
01:07:41.039 --> 01:07:45.119
They just didn't know her the way
I and certain others did. She

821
01:07:45.280 --> 01:07:49.079
was naturally hyper, and that was
it. Aileen said she ended up accepting

822
01:07:49.119 --> 01:07:55.719
Cousin Chelsea's invite to friends Giving because
she liked and respected her. Also,

823
01:07:55.960 --> 01:07:59.840
she was honored that Cousin Chelsea gave
her a place on the cheerleading squad.

824
01:08:00.159 --> 01:08:04.880
I know it was because Aileen helped
Cousin Chelsea pass math and keep her eligibility

825
01:08:04.920 --> 01:08:11.079
in extracurricular activities. Mandy Craven had
been trying to get on the squad without

826
01:08:11.079 --> 01:08:15.079
success. The other girls just didn't
want her. Mandy wasn't very nice to

827
01:08:15.159 --> 01:08:19.079
people and would have flaunted being a
cheerleader in everyone's face if she'd gotten it.

828
01:08:20.079 --> 01:08:25.199
Yeah, people knew about the accident
from Thanksgiving the year before last.

829
01:08:25.960 --> 01:08:30.920
Mandy even tried using that to get
on the squad without success. At this

830
01:08:30.119 --> 01:08:34.680
last friend's giving, Mandy never touched
any food. I know. Cousin Chelsea

831
01:08:34.800 --> 01:08:40.119
went all out for her friend's givings. Aileen said Mandy was drinking out of

832
01:08:40.159 --> 01:08:45.840
this unmarked bottle, which would later
be revealed to be femmeldehyde, like the

833
01:08:45.880 --> 01:08:50.840
stuff they put in corpses. Mandy
likely drank it to keep herself preserved.

834
01:08:51.159 --> 01:08:57.079
When she wasn't drinking blood, Aileen
said, bodies were turning up. It

835
01:08:57.199 --> 01:09:00.319
was believed to be Seth Bergman,
who had his mutile hand replaced by a

836
01:09:00.359 --> 01:09:04.439
hook. I did read about that
on the flash drive, But Mandy ended

837
01:09:04.479 --> 01:09:09.760
up killing Seth, drinking his blood
the way cousin Chelsea drank up my parents.

838
01:09:10.640 --> 01:09:15.239
Mandy also killed cousin Chelsea's parents prior
to coming to friends giving. Couldn't

839
01:09:15.239 --> 01:09:21.399
all of you just escaped, I
asked, Aileen shakes her head. It

840
01:09:21.439 --> 01:09:27.279
wasn't that simple, Felicia. Mandy
got into where the ultra high tech security

841
01:09:27.319 --> 01:09:32.119
system was. She armed it and
smashed the controls. The door locks were

842
01:09:32.159 --> 01:09:38.199
magnetically sealed, and the window glass
was bulletproof. She also managed to swipe

843
01:09:38.239 --> 01:09:42.439
our phones. Mandy saw to it. We weren't going to leave the house

844
01:09:42.600 --> 01:09:46.880
or call for help. Aileen continues
and explains that Mandy tried to kill her

845
01:09:47.199 --> 01:09:51.600
for being on the cheerleading squad.
Then she said how Cousin Chelsea tried to

846
01:09:51.640 --> 01:09:57.479
save her life. Mandy had taken
Cousin Chelsea to the floor in the downstairs

847
01:09:57.479 --> 01:10:02.359
hallway and tried to drink her.
Aileen found Uncle Preston's shotgun and blue Mandy's

848
01:10:02.399 --> 01:10:09.119
head off to save my cousin.
From here, I connect the dots now.

849
01:10:09.199 --> 01:10:12.760
I know how Cousin Chelsea had blood
all over her when the police brought

850
01:10:12.760 --> 01:10:16.680
her to our house. The new
Life compound was in Mandy's blood. I'm

851
01:10:16.720 --> 01:10:21.319
thinking after Aileen blew Mandy's head off, her blood got on Cousin Chelsea and

852
01:10:21.359 --> 01:10:26.520
infected her. I'm thinking she might
have swallowed some or got it in her

853
01:10:26.560 --> 01:10:30.800
eyes at some point. I'm guessing
Cousin Chelsea died in the guest room.

854
01:10:30.800 --> 01:10:35.479
Mom put her in and we know
what happened from there. Thank you,

855
01:10:35.520 --> 01:10:41.159
Eileen, I tell her gratefully,
this means more to me than you know.

856
01:10:42.439 --> 01:10:45.119
Aileen and I talk for a while
longer. It's around nine when she

857
01:10:45.199 --> 01:10:48.840
tells me she's got to go.
After I walk her to the door and

858
01:10:48.880 --> 01:10:54.159
wish her a good night. I
make sure Creepy's okay, and then leave

859
01:10:54.159 --> 01:10:58.880
the house myself. I use my
spider powers to hitch a ride on top

860
01:10:58.920 --> 01:11:03.479
of a few buses to get to
Strickfield University. Once there, I put

861
01:11:03.479 --> 01:11:08.520
my flip flops on and walk to
Wylder Hall where I was earlier today.

862
01:11:09.119 --> 01:11:13.359
I go in and see people hanging
out. You would never guess the scene

863
01:11:13.399 --> 01:11:16.560
that had happened earlier this morning.
I go into the Bitter End and order

864
01:11:16.600 --> 01:11:21.760
another coffee before walking around campus some
more. Before long, I'm walking by

865
01:11:21.800 --> 01:11:28.239
the frat houses and feeling the butterflies, and then we suddenly see each other.

866
01:11:29.079 --> 01:11:31.640
We still never got each other's names. I just know it's two days

867
01:11:31.680 --> 01:11:36.640
straight each month that I fuck his
goddamn brains out when I'm feeling the need

868
01:11:36.760 --> 01:11:43.520
to make babies. Since last December, I keep finding my chiseled guy here

869
01:11:44.039 --> 01:11:47.279
and letting him take me to his
room. I try telling myself, I'm

870
01:11:47.359 --> 01:11:50.720
just fucking him and that's it.
As I try to quickly walk by the

871
01:11:50.760 --> 01:11:55.960
Beta Theta pie house, my guy
quickly comes and snatches me to him.

872
01:11:57.079 --> 01:12:00.119
Come back to get some more,
baby, he asks coyly. We just

873
01:12:00.159 --> 01:12:03.880
look at each other now. Truth
is, I really don't know what to

874
01:12:03.880 --> 01:12:08.039
say to him. When I open
my mouth to speak, he lifts me

875
01:12:08.119 --> 01:12:12.760
off the concrete and holds me to
him and tenderly kisses me. It's worth

876
01:12:12.840 --> 01:12:15.920
noting my guy is a head taller
than me. I barely hear my coffee

877
01:12:15.960 --> 01:12:20.079
fall to the concrete. I know
I ain't ovulating right now, so I'm

878
01:12:20.079 --> 01:12:25.319
not feeling the burning need to screw
him. Eventually he stops kissing me.

879
01:12:26.119 --> 01:12:30.600
Guess you really don't feel anything after
all, he mutters, sorry about your

880
01:12:30.640 --> 01:12:35.479
coffee. I bite my lower lip. I really don't know what's happening between

881
01:12:35.560 --> 01:12:40.680
us. I mean, I know
we had sex in your bed here a

882
01:12:40.720 --> 01:12:45.119
lot twenty four, he corrects me. You've been in my bed twenty four

883
01:12:45.199 --> 01:12:49.800
times. There were a few months
where you were with me for three days.

884
01:12:50.439 --> 01:12:56.640
We always had really good morning after
sex. We even showered together a

885
01:12:56.640 --> 01:13:01.960
bit. Also. I fed you. I smile weak and feel myself blush,

886
01:13:02.000 --> 01:13:06.079
and we don't even know each other's
names, do we? Then I

887
01:13:06.119 --> 01:13:10.560
look him in the face. I
really don't want to hurt you, and

888
01:13:10.600 --> 01:13:15.319
that was never my intention. We
just well, we had great sex.

889
01:13:15.199 --> 01:13:18.680
I really don't know what else to
say. We look at each other a

890
01:13:18.760 --> 01:13:24.800
little longer, then he lets go
of my shoulders. I'd be lying if

891
01:13:24.840 --> 01:13:27.479
I said I didn't want to get
to know you better. I mean,

892
01:13:27.800 --> 01:13:30.760
really hot babes like you don't just
fall right into my lap. And as

893
01:13:30.800 --> 01:13:35.119
many times as you did, I
knew he was right. I think I

894
01:13:35.159 --> 01:13:40.520
only came to him specifically because of
how chiseled and attractive he is. I

895
01:13:40.560 --> 01:13:44.680
mean he gives me lady killer vibes
that make me weak in my knees,

896
01:13:45.920 --> 01:13:48.720
like right now. I was always
dreaming of making it with guys like him

897
01:13:48.760 --> 01:13:54.319
before what happened to me happened.
Then I get my spider sex drive and

898
01:13:54.399 --> 01:13:59.359
made that shit happen. I really
wanted him to experience me since I'm chiseled

899
01:13:59.359 --> 01:14:01.920
too. But now I can feel
this guy likes me, as in,

900
01:14:02.560 --> 01:14:08.600
he really likes me. I smile
a little. Want to talk with me

901
01:14:09.520 --> 01:14:14.439
another lady killer smile? Yes?
I do. I think we should really

902
01:14:14.479 --> 01:14:17.920
talk. The two of us walk
around campus together and talk about what all

903
01:14:17.960 --> 01:14:21.520
we did when I wanted to be
a mommy. I'm honest with him by

904
01:14:21.520 --> 01:14:26.159
telling him I'm a senior at Strickfield
High. He tells me I ain't the

905
01:14:26.199 --> 01:14:29.760
first high school girl he slept with, but I was the first and only

906
01:14:29.800 --> 01:14:33.079
one he ever spent the night with. After a while, it finally dawns

907
01:14:33.079 --> 01:14:38.880
on me. We're holding hands.
I'd like to start seeing you regularly,

908
01:14:39.319 --> 01:14:45.640
he tells me, I'd love to
date you. Yeah, he's taken me

909
01:14:45.720 --> 01:14:48.319
by surprise. I sigh, and
I'm ready to tell him I'm willing to

910
01:14:48.319 --> 01:14:54.479
give us the old college try no
pun intended. And then I see her

911
01:14:54.680 --> 01:14:59.279
walk right by me, that blue
ribbon girl from Wilder Hall this morning.

912
01:15:00.000 --> 01:15:02.720
It was in my spider form,
so she doesn't know the mutant spider is

913
01:15:02.760 --> 01:15:08.159
also a human. I turn and
start following her. Then my guy pulls

914
01:15:08.199 --> 01:15:11.359
me back to him. I don't
wait for him to give me hell and

915
01:15:11.439 --> 01:15:15.079
quickly take his hand to get him
to come with me. I didn't mean

916
01:15:15.079 --> 01:15:17.600
to frighten you, honey, my
guy says, I just know you and

917
01:15:17.640 --> 01:15:24.000
me got really hardcore several times over
several months and slept together in my bed

918
01:15:24.039 --> 01:15:28.319
each time. Doesn't that mean anything
to you? Now, I feel myself

919
01:15:28.359 --> 01:15:31.319
blushing again. I think I came
right to you when I was horny because

920
01:15:31.359 --> 01:15:36.319
you're just very muscular like me.
I felt you could really satisfy me,

921
01:15:36.479 --> 01:15:42.960
and you sure did do that.
He gives me a strange look. You

922
01:15:43.000 --> 01:15:47.800
and I are talking like you wanted
and getting things out so you'd hop into

923
01:15:47.840 --> 01:15:53.479
bed with me again, he asks, point blank, giving me another lady

924
01:15:53.600 --> 01:15:57.880
killer smile. He weakens my knees
again, but he holds me up.

925
01:15:58.479 --> 01:16:02.279
I'll admit I definitely respect for being
right to the point. That's how I

926
01:16:02.319 --> 01:16:06.720
am with people. God, my
face really feels hot. I wonder if

927
01:16:06.760 --> 01:16:12.479
cousin Charity ever felt like this with
her girlfriend Micah. Anyway, I could

928
01:16:12.520 --> 01:16:15.520
have asked him about being so blunt. But then I think the reason I

929
01:16:15.560 --> 01:16:21.880
always come and look for my guy
is because I don't know. I think,

930
01:16:21.920 --> 01:16:27.840
deep down, maybe my spider instincts
are telling me he's my perfect mate.

931
01:16:29.199 --> 01:16:33.319
Ah, I suppose I would,
Yeah, I stammer. Truthfully.

932
01:16:33.960 --> 01:16:38.199
I focus on listening to my guy
as I keep my eye on the blue

933
01:16:38.279 --> 01:16:43.840
ribbon girl. Eventually I see her
turn and walk into University Hall. Then

934
01:16:43.880 --> 01:16:47.479
I quickly turn to my guy and
tell him I got a pee. I

935
01:16:47.560 --> 01:16:51.279
turn and go into the building.
Forgot to mention. I keep seeing lots

936
01:16:51.279 --> 01:16:57.279
and lots of costumes. That's when
I remember it's Halloween Eve. Damn it,

937
01:16:57.720 --> 01:17:00.359
I got so wrapped up in my
own shit. I completely forgot about

938
01:17:00.399 --> 01:17:04.439
handing out candy for trick or treaters
on any of these nights since trick or

939
01:17:04.520 --> 01:17:11.119
treat Wheat started Tomorrow's Halloween the final
day. Now I feel bad as I

940
01:17:11.159 --> 01:17:15.840
walk around the building to find that
blue ribbon girl. When nobody's looking,

941
01:17:15.880 --> 01:17:19.199
I take off my flip flops and
put them into my jacket pockets. Then

942
01:17:19.239 --> 01:17:25.159
I get on the ceiling and follow
her. She never looks up once I

943
01:17:25.199 --> 01:17:29.199
follow the girl down into the basement
level. Then she goes into one of

944
01:17:29.199 --> 01:17:32.960
the classrooms and turns on the lights. She's checking out the aquariums with different

945
01:17:33.039 --> 01:17:38.319
snakes in them. Funny thing.
I notice the snakes start acting all weird

946
01:17:38.840 --> 01:17:42.960
whenever she comes near them. I
see her smirk when she's looking at a

947
01:17:43.039 --> 01:17:47.880
king cobra. It's so funny,
she says, kind of talking to herself.

948
01:17:48.840 --> 01:17:55.520
Ain't it amazing how these lower life
forms have ways of sensing danger.

949
01:17:56.760 --> 01:18:00.760
These snakes know something ain't right with
me. They also know ye're around.

950
01:18:01.239 --> 01:18:05.359
Felicia Miren. Oh yeah, I
know you're looking right at me. Now.

951
01:18:06.000 --> 01:18:09.880
You've been a thorn in our sides
for quite some time now, and

952
01:18:09.920 --> 01:18:14.600
believe me, we know your every
move. There's nothing that gets by the

953
01:18:14.640 --> 01:18:18.039
blue ribbons. I still don't make
any attempt to come off the ceiling.

954
01:18:18.800 --> 01:18:24.840
Then she suddenly turns and looks right
up at me. Gotcha, I remain

955
01:18:24.920 --> 01:18:29.479
right where I am, You know, Felicia, We've been keeping an eye

956
01:18:29.479 --> 01:18:33.520
on Mandy Craven ever since she was
exposed to new life. She performed way

957
01:18:33.560 --> 01:18:39.119
better than we could have ever expected. She killed hundreds of people to keep

958
01:18:39.119 --> 01:18:43.600
herself going between one Thanksgiving to the
next. We would have liked to have

959
01:18:43.680 --> 01:18:48.359
kept her around longer, perhaps use
her as a bio weapon. Unfortunately,

960
01:18:48.479 --> 01:18:54.760
she was terminated at your cousin's house
last November. She points up at me,

961
01:18:55.720 --> 01:19:00.159
But you definitely got our attention,
Felicia. The hell were you exposed

962
01:19:00.199 --> 01:19:05.319
to new life only to become more
like a spider. We ended up stealing

963
01:19:05.399 --> 01:19:10.680
Nandy Craven's headless corpse and doing some
extensive tests once we learned about you.

964
01:19:11.520 --> 01:19:14.960
Oh, and I do have answers
for you. You happen to have a

965
01:19:15.119 --> 01:19:18.640
very rare genetic code. We determined
this thanks to a strand of your spider

966
01:19:18.640 --> 01:19:23.000
hair I lifted from you when you
were holding onto me in the student union

967
01:19:23.880 --> 01:19:28.920
that day that we were testing a
new batch of New Life. When your

968
01:19:28.960 --> 01:19:32.439
cousin bit you, you were immediately
infected by a previous version of our compound.

969
01:19:33.000 --> 01:19:38.279
Then you were bitten by your pet
spider, and your DNA changed forever

970
01:19:38.640 --> 01:19:43.159
as a result. I finally dropped
to the floor. Why are you even

971
01:19:43.239 --> 01:19:46.920
doing this? What are you trying
to do here? The Blue Ribbon girl

972
01:19:47.000 --> 01:19:54.119
laughs, simply put world domination.
Yeah. Sounds fucked up, doesn't it,

973
01:19:54.640 --> 01:19:58.800
But it's the truth. We're making
bioweapons to use when the day comes

974
01:19:58.800 --> 01:20:03.439
for us to put the planet on
martial law. Yeah, we're everywhere thanks

975
01:20:03.439 --> 01:20:09.279
to you. We're making a new
kind of bioweapon. She smiles real big.

976
01:20:09.319 --> 01:20:14.239
Now. In fact, I'm so
happy you're here, Felicia. You

977
01:20:14.319 --> 01:20:19.520
see, I volunteered to be patient
zero for our trial of our new and

978
01:20:19.640 --> 01:20:27.520
improved version of New Life series H. Suddenly, she starts changing. These

979
01:20:27.600 --> 01:20:31.359
wings sprout out of her back.
When she grows, her clothes are destroyed

980
01:20:31.399 --> 01:20:35.840
and gone quickly. Now her legs
start fusing together. Her face changes into

981
01:20:35.880 --> 01:20:41.319
more of an insect's head. She's
growing two extra sets of appendages out of

982
01:20:41.319 --> 01:20:45.560
her sides. Like me. Her
arms remain human, but with claw like

983
01:20:45.680 --> 01:20:49.800
hands. Her skin changes to a
hard, all black shell. When she

984
01:20:49.920 --> 01:20:59.359
finishes, she's a giant wasp,
a natural enemy of the spider. Face

985
01:20:59.560 --> 01:21:05.399
me, the girl says in her
buzzing voice. Don't go away, weekly,

986
01:21:05.479 --> 01:21:12.880
Spooky will be right back. Oh
holy hell, I shriek and run.

987
01:21:13.479 --> 01:21:16.399
She catches up to me quickly thanks
to her new wings. She grabs

988
01:21:16.439 --> 01:21:19.840
me and lifts me into the air. I quickly start my change into the

989
01:21:19.880 --> 01:21:25.000
spider. The Wasp has to let
me go since I'm becoming too heavy for

990
01:21:25.119 --> 01:21:30.600
her. Note that I gain or
lose about three times my weight depending on

991
01:21:30.680 --> 01:21:34.239
the change. When I finish,
I follow the wasp to the first door

992
01:21:34.600 --> 01:21:39.560
to see her level the main doors
to get outside. As soon as I'm

993
01:21:39.560 --> 01:21:44.119
outside, the wasp buzz is above
me and she's on me. She tries

994
01:21:44.159 --> 01:21:48.399
stinging me, her long stinger coming
out of her ass end funny, I

995
01:21:48.399 --> 01:21:53.319
can make webs come out of my
ass end in this form, I'm gonna

996
01:21:53.359 --> 01:21:58.000
cut you to pieces. The wasp
buzzes. Just give up. You can't

997
01:21:58.039 --> 01:22:01.720
stop us. Sure, Just let
me lay right down here quick and die

998
01:22:01.800 --> 01:22:05.880
for you, I tell her,
sarcastically. So glad I can talk in

999
01:22:05.960 --> 01:22:11.079
my normal voice when I'm all cute
and cuddly like this. The two of

1000
01:22:11.119 --> 01:22:14.760
us fight each other in our monster
forms. She said, I have a

1001
01:22:14.880 --> 01:22:18.520
very rare genetic code. If the
blue Ribbon girl can become what she is

1002
01:22:18.600 --> 01:22:23.960
now, then that must mean she
does too. The two of us are

1003
01:22:24.039 --> 01:22:28.680
using our alternate forms to our advantage. When we grab each other, I'm

1004
01:22:28.800 --> 01:22:32.479
using my prickles. Unfortunately, I
can't venomize her, since her skin is

1005
01:22:32.520 --> 01:22:39.560
protecting her the way minded against the
police's bullets. Shit spoke too soon.

1006
01:22:40.000 --> 01:22:43.600
She manages to sting me. The
sharp point doesn't break into me, but

1007
01:22:44.520 --> 01:22:48.479
it definitely hurts. Now we hear
people screaming while we fight in the open.

1008
01:22:49.000 --> 01:22:54.039
I'm on the ground and leaping up
to attack. The wasp moves with

1009
01:22:54.119 --> 01:22:59.720
such precision she keeps trying to sting
me again. Ain't sure if wasps normally

1010
01:22:59.720 --> 01:23:03.119
move like that. But it wouldn't
surprise me if this giant insect was modified.

1011
01:23:03.760 --> 01:23:08.760
You shouldn't have stayed away, Felicia. We can't let you learn the

1012
01:23:08.880 --> 01:23:14.640
truth about us, the Wasp says. Now people are gathering around to watch

1013
01:23:14.720 --> 01:23:18.000
us fight. Nearly all of them
are wearing Halloween costumes. Of course,

1014
01:23:18.039 --> 01:23:21.600
they gotta be on their fucking phones
and filming us. I mean, they

1015
01:23:21.680 --> 01:23:26.880
just have to see two freaks of
nature fight. Right so far, the

1016
01:23:26.960 --> 01:23:30.359
Wasp is kicking my ass with her
flight advantage. I swear she moves just

1017
01:23:30.399 --> 01:23:35.199
like one of those flying drones.
Suddenly, the fucking Wasp is on my

1018
01:23:35.319 --> 01:23:41.279
back. I cry out hard when
her stinger penetrates my tough exterior. You

1019
01:23:41.520 --> 01:23:45.479
just need to die. It hurts
like holy hell. I cry out.

1020
01:23:45.520 --> 01:23:49.600
When she stings me again, I
backhand the bitch to finally get her off

1021
01:23:49.680 --> 01:23:54.600
me. She flies back into the
air fast. I try to move,

1022
01:23:54.680 --> 01:23:59.920
but it's so painful. I want
to just lay down and die right now.

1023
01:24:00.159 --> 01:24:04.239
Then I remember the face of the
little girl I saved in the backwoods

1024
01:24:04.279 --> 01:24:11.000
of Strickfield. Saving little Milly really
felt good. Even though this blue ribbon

1025
01:24:11.039 --> 01:24:14.880
bitch hurt me with her stinger.
I keep thinking about everything that's happened since

1026
01:24:14.920 --> 01:24:19.319
I became a spider girl. Okay, I take it back. I don't

1027
01:24:19.439 --> 01:24:25.239
want to just give up and die. Plus, who would take care of

1028
01:24:25.319 --> 01:24:30.000
Creepy? Now I'm pissed off,
and I fight against my pain. I

1029
01:24:30.119 --> 01:24:32.840
leap up with my agility and snatch
the Wasp to bring her down to my

1030
01:24:32.960 --> 01:24:38.960
level. You can't win. The
wasp buzz is loud enough to where it's

1031
01:24:39.039 --> 01:24:43.920
yelling. I damn sure, ain't
letting you win. I return. I

1032
01:24:44.039 --> 01:24:46.680
move my extra legs to try and
web her up, but she's making it

1033
01:24:46.760 --> 01:24:51.199
difficult. Even with me having more
limbs than her, The Wasp can almost

1034
01:24:51.239 --> 01:24:57.319
match strength with me, but I'm
clearly the stronger of us. She finally

1035
01:24:57.399 --> 01:25:00.159
manages to break free and get back
into the air. Next thing I know,

1036
01:25:00.279 --> 01:25:05.079
she's flying down toward the people watching. Oh no, she just had

1037
01:25:05.119 --> 01:25:10.439
to grab the beta guy. I'm
fucking probably grabbing him on purpose. If

1038
01:25:10.439 --> 01:25:14.800
these Blue Ribbons are truly looking in
on everybody, then they definitely know all

1039
01:25:14.840 --> 01:25:18.800
about my history with that hunky guy. Makes you wonder what kind of surveillance

1040
01:25:18.840 --> 01:25:24.960
these fuckers were doing on me.
He My guy cries out, Oh God,

1041
01:25:25.079 --> 01:25:29.159
help me somebody. The pain in
my back is terrible now, but

1042
01:25:29.199 --> 01:25:32.720
I make myself spring up and try
to grab him not high enough. The

1043
01:25:32.760 --> 01:25:36.399
pain in my back is definitely a
factor, but I gotta remember I ain't

1044
01:25:36.439 --> 01:25:42.119
no garden variety spider. I hold
up my arms and snare that bitch with

1045
01:25:42.199 --> 01:25:49.920
my webs. No she buzzes stop. I can make my webs all silky,

1046
01:25:50.079 --> 01:25:55.800
nice and dry, or even extra
sticky. The wasp is fighting hard

1047
01:25:55.800 --> 01:26:00.600
to break my webs. I just
gotta be careful not to shit. My

1048
01:26:00.720 --> 01:26:03.439
guy screams as he's falling. I
spring for him and catch him easy.

1049
01:26:03.880 --> 01:26:06.680
As soon as I put him down, he's looking me right in the face.

1050
01:26:09.399 --> 01:26:14.920
You know, you're really pretty for
a giant spider. Then he gives

1051
01:26:14.960 --> 01:26:19.000
me that damn lady killer smile again, making my heart beat fast. Then

1052
01:26:19.039 --> 01:26:25.039
I narrow my four eyes. You
need to run. Suddenly, the wasp

1053
01:26:25.159 --> 01:26:29.680
comes again. This time she's ready
to sting my guy. I quickly grab

1054
01:26:29.720 --> 01:26:32.640
and hold him as I turn my
spider body around to shield him, I

1055
01:26:32.720 --> 01:26:39.279
cry out my loudest yet when that
fucking bitch stings me again. This time

1056
01:26:39.359 --> 01:26:44.920
it really hurt worse than all the
other stings. Get out of here,

1057
01:26:45.239 --> 01:26:48.239
I tell my guy again, sounding
as hurt as I'm feeling. When I

1058
01:26:48.279 --> 01:26:53.479
sink to the grass, I can
feel my underbelly Funny, huh, I

1059
01:26:53.560 --> 01:26:57.640
actually got two bellies. I want
to cry on the count of the burning

1060
01:26:57.720 --> 01:27:01.399
pain I'm in, but I ain't
given that bitch satisfaction. I make myself

1061
01:27:01.439 --> 01:27:08.159
get up and slip into the woods
nearby. You can't escape me. I'm

1062
01:27:08.199 --> 01:27:13.520
too fast for you in the air. Fortunately, I'm rather stealthy, whether

1063
01:27:13.560 --> 01:27:17.600
I'm hot and human or cute and
cuddly. I can hear that Wasp getting

1064
01:27:17.600 --> 01:27:21.560
all pissed off when she can't find
me. That's fine with me, since

1065
01:27:21.560 --> 01:27:25.840
she's giving me all the time in
the world. Right now, her buzzing

1066
01:27:25.880 --> 01:27:31.079
gets louder and louder, really angry. Now, Oh, I'm definitely getting

1067
01:27:31.119 --> 01:27:36.039
back into this fight. Then again, I never really left. I know

1068
01:27:36.119 --> 01:27:41.880
the Blue Ribbon Girl's only been a
wasp, just recently, creepy bit and

1069
01:27:42.000 --> 01:27:45.960
changed me. Coming up on a
year next month, I finally get the

1070
01:27:45.039 --> 01:27:49.359
Wasp's attention and scurry away. When
I know she's seen me. I hear

1071
01:27:49.399 --> 01:27:56.039
her buzzing how she's going to kill
me and sleep inside my spider body no.

1072
01:27:57.079 --> 01:28:01.800
I hear her buzz no. Then
I move around on my web and

1073
01:28:02.000 --> 01:28:06.439
see the giant wasp that just got
caught in it. Then I look her

1074
01:28:06.439 --> 01:28:11.199
in her insect face. A lot
of good your wings do when you can't

1075
01:28:11.279 --> 01:28:15.800
use them, huh, you bitch. She buzzes like she's screaming at me.

1076
01:28:16.640 --> 01:28:23.720
Then she shudders and starts changing back
into human form. She's naked since

1077
01:28:23.760 --> 01:28:27.439
her clothes were destroyed when she changed, kind of like what happens with me

1078
01:28:27.600 --> 01:28:30.399
most of the time. Just the
same, She's still stuck fast in my

1079
01:28:30.560 --> 01:28:34.119
web. In fact, I quickly
wrap her up from her neck to her

1080
01:28:34.159 --> 01:28:38.760
feet. I even dope her up
with venom so she's out of it and

1081
01:28:38.840 --> 01:28:44.039
won't change back into a giant wasp, at least not right away. Happy

1082
01:28:44.079 --> 01:28:48.119
Halloween, honey, I purr.
But the joke's on me. When her

1083
01:28:48.159 --> 01:28:53.800
head suddenly explodes, I got her
blood and brain matter all over me.

1084
01:28:53.880 --> 01:28:59.800
Now, Sweet Jesus, I should
have expected this shit right. The blue

1085
01:29:00.560 --> 01:29:04.359
probably got terminated by her own people
to keep her from talking. Seriously,

1086
01:29:04.439 --> 01:29:09.680
what kind of fucked up group am
I dealing with here? I don't think

1087
01:29:09.720 --> 01:29:15.720
about it as I groan and walk
away, augh damn it, those stings

1088
01:29:15.720 --> 01:29:24.079
are gonna hurt for a long while. Epilogue, After I get away and

1089
01:29:24.159 --> 01:29:27.840
become human again, I sneak into
a sorority house to take a shower and

1090
01:29:27.880 --> 01:29:31.840
grab some clothes without getting caught.
I ain't hurting so bad now, but

1091
01:29:31.920 --> 01:29:35.560
I still feel it some when I'm
moving. I know I ought to go

1092
01:29:35.680 --> 01:29:40.239
back to the house and lay down, but I gotta find my guy.

1093
01:29:41.119 --> 01:29:44.600
I walk back to the Beta Theta
Pie house where I ran into him earlier.

1094
01:29:45.640 --> 01:29:48.600
When I reached the house, I
walk in. I'm familiar with this

1095
01:29:48.680 --> 01:29:51.800
place by now, since my guy
brought me up to his room lots and

1096
01:29:51.800 --> 01:29:58.560
lots of times. I'm finally realizing
I've been calling him my guy, and

1097
01:29:58.600 --> 01:30:00.640
I don't even know if we're gonna
try doing the US thing or not.

1098
01:30:01.640 --> 01:30:05.680
I find him in his room.
Now, Oh the surprise on his face

1099
01:30:05.840 --> 01:30:12.279
when he sees me standing there again. He gives me that damn lady killer

1100
01:30:12.399 --> 01:30:15.079
smile that makes me want him.
I thought you got pissed at me and

1101
01:30:15.159 --> 01:30:20.680
left, he says. I feel
myself blushing again. Do you want me

1102
01:30:20.720 --> 01:30:25.560
to leave? He quickly gets off
the bed and comes to me. He

1103
01:30:25.600 --> 01:30:30.000
easily moves me up against the wall
and kisses me. I close my eyes

1104
01:30:30.039 --> 01:30:32.920
and want to go to bed with
him again. And no, I'm not

1105
01:30:33.079 --> 01:30:39.000
ovulating right now. I think I
may really like my guy, especially since

1106
01:30:39.039 --> 01:30:43.960
I got stung by a giant wasp
many times for him. I moan hard

1107
01:30:44.000 --> 01:30:47.560
when I feel the pain of him
holding me damn stings, but I know

1108
01:30:47.600 --> 01:30:50.640
I ain't gonna let my pain keep
me from what I'm thinking we're gonna do.

1109
01:30:51.840 --> 01:30:56.720
He easily lifts me up in his
big, bulging arms and carries me

1110
01:30:56.760 --> 01:31:00.279
to his bed. He lays me
down and goes to close his When he

1111
01:31:00.359 --> 01:31:08.000
turns to me, he's surprised at
how quickly I got naked. Um you

1112
01:31:08.479 --> 01:31:14.039
are eighteen, right, he asks, looking over my beautiful body. I

1113
01:31:14.119 --> 01:31:18.279
give him a real stupid look.
You fucked me how many times? And

1114
01:31:18.319 --> 01:31:23.760
you're asking me my age? Now? How have you know I'm gonna turn

1115
01:31:23.880 --> 01:31:30.119
nineteen on Valentine's Day again with the
fucking lady killer smile twenty seven and I'm

1116
01:31:30.119 --> 01:31:36.159
a senior here myself. Wow,
he's got nine years on me. Heavy

1117
01:31:36.279 --> 01:31:43.760
romantic sigh. I don't care be
with me. My heart really pounds when

1118
01:31:43.760 --> 01:31:46.800
I watch him get naked. Then
He's on top of me, inside of

1119
01:31:46.800 --> 01:31:51.640
me and staring deep into my Mocha
colored eyes. This time, my guy

1120
01:31:51.760 --> 01:31:57.880
makes passionate love to me, and
yes, I would again spend the night.

1121
01:31:59.239 --> 01:32:02.279
In fact, that's what I'm thinking
about when I'm at Strickfield Community Center

1122
01:32:02.359 --> 01:32:08.760
with cousin Charity the next day on
Halloween. There's no school on Halloween or

1123
01:32:08.800 --> 01:32:12.399
the day after. Turns out,
I'm about to hand out some candy.

1124
01:32:12.439 --> 01:32:15.560
After all, Charity and I are
giving it to anybody that comes, kids

1125
01:32:15.560 --> 01:32:21.760
and adults alike. There's positively no
discrimination on trick or treating here in Strickfield.

1126
01:32:23.279 --> 01:32:28.560
Never has been. Seeing so many
kids makes me suddenly realize my guy

1127
01:32:28.600 --> 01:32:33.560
and I still haven't exchanged names or
digits. I guess we'll keep doing what

1128
01:32:33.600 --> 01:32:39.439
we got going on between us until
such time. I just know I'm feeling

1129
01:32:39.479 --> 01:32:43.760
deep into him. Makes me wonder
if them fucking blue ribbons are gonna try

1130
01:32:43.760 --> 01:32:46.960
coming at me through him. Well, you know what, let them come

1131
01:32:47.000 --> 01:32:50.960
for me. I ain't gonna have
sleepless nights worrying about whether I'm safe or

1132
01:32:51.000 --> 01:32:57.279
not. Anyway, I tried doing
several web searches on them and came up

1133
01:32:57.359 --> 01:33:02.399
with zilch. Closest thing I found
was a movie called Disturbing Behavior. Turns

1134
01:33:02.399 --> 01:33:05.520
out there's a Blue Ribbons group in
the movie, but there are a group

1135
01:33:05.600 --> 01:33:11.199
of saints compared to what I'm dealing
with here in the real world. In

1136
01:33:11.279 --> 01:33:15.640
fact, I determine the Blue Ribbons
or some kind of secret society. In

1137
01:33:15.720 --> 01:33:20.720
other words, I ain't just some
dumb high school girl. I'm a Mirran.

1138
01:33:21.479 --> 01:33:25.920
Yeah, I own the fact that
I'm a good Mirran. Wouldn't Mom

1139
01:33:25.960 --> 01:33:29.880
and Dad be so proud to know
that I definitely paid attention when they taught

1140
01:33:29.920 --> 01:33:34.760
me the mirror ways. Anyway,
let's just say I got ideas on how

1141
01:33:34.800 --> 01:33:39.720
to find those Blue Ribbons. Only
thing that scares me is what I'm gonna

1142
01:33:39.760 --> 01:33:44.239
do when I find them again.
I ain't gonna lose sleep over the Blue

1143
01:33:44.319 --> 01:33:47.119
Ribbons. I'm here at the community
center with my cousin Charity and enjoying the

1144
01:33:47.159 --> 01:33:51.520
final night of trick or treating with
all the kids I've seen. I gotta

1145
01:33:51.560 --> 01:33:55.720
laugh to myself a little at the
thought of making this many kids as a

1146
01:33:55.760 --> 01:34:00.279
spider girl, I mean, female
spiders make egg sacks with lots and lots

1147
01:34:00.279 --> 01:34:05.079
of eggs inside, right, not
me? I keep ovulating and keep turning

1148
01:34:05.119 --> 01:34:09.880
out to not be pregnant. Though, to be honest, I really like

1149
01:34:10.039 --> 01:34:15.039
kids. And then I get one
holy hell of a curveball when I see

1150
01:34:15.079 --> 01:34:20.399
my guy and he's got a familiar
little princess with him. He brings her

1151
01:34:20.439 --> 01:34:26.119
over to meet me. My guy
tells me little Milly's his daughter, the

1152
01:34:26.159 --> 01:34:30.520
little girl I saved in the backwoods
of Strickfield. Hard to believe. My

1153
01:34:30.600 --> 01:34:33.840
guy is a senior in college what
with be in twenty seven and has a

1154
01:34:33.880 --> 01:34:40.319
little girl. I think he saw
the wandering look on my face and tells

1155
01:34:40.359 --> 01:34:44.119
me he had to take some time
off between high school and college to be

1156
01:34:44.199 --> 01:34:47.239
a father. Then he tells me
he still very much wants to be with

1157
01:34:47.279 --> 01:34:55.600
me. Do I dare let this
man into my life? Let's face facts,

1158
01:34:56.199 --> 01:35:00.399
I got dangerous enemies now, and
I ain't a normal human. Oh

1159
01:35:00.439 --> 01:35:03.000
and I know what your comic book
geeks are thinking. Just shut up and

1160
01:35:03.039 --> 01:35:06.680
go for it already. I know
I said I'm a mirrorn, but that

1161
01:35:06.720 --> 01:35:13.000
don't mean I can't have that someone
special cousin charity does, so why can't

1162
01:35:13.039 --> 01:35:16.439
I? Yes, comic book geeks, I'm gonna see where me and my

1163
01:35:16.520 --> 01:35:20.399
guy end up going. I don't
know if we'll stay together, but I

1164
01:35:20.399 --> 01:35:25.159
ain't gonna know for sure unless I
go for it. So tell you what,

1165
01:35:25.880 --> 01:35:29.359
I'll give you more of an idea
of how things go with us when

1166
01:35:29.359 --> 01:35:33.439
I return for other stories. And
believe me, I am gonna be returning.

1167
01:35:34.520 --> 01:35:41.520
I'm a spider girl, right that
means definitely some new adventures. I

1168
01:35:41.520 --> 01:35:47.319
think it's safe to say I'm officially
cheesy as it sounds in the superhero business

1169
01:35:47.359 --> 01:35:55.359
now, so let me just say
this is definitely not the end. Happy

1170
01:35:55.439 --> 01:36:02.239
Halloween. Well, my spookies,
I hope you enjoyed yet another piece of

1171
01:36:03.159 --> 01:36:10.920
very scared, very halloweeny content,
because we have more where that came from.

1172
01:36:11.119 --> 01:36:15.000
In fact, this is the seventeenth
episode we've published in the month of

1173
01:36:15.039 --> 01:36:18.880
October. I'm tired, but I'm
elated. I'm having the time of my

1174
01:36:19.000 --> 01:36:24.119
life bringing you something spooky to listen
to every single day, and I hope

1175
01:36:24.119 --> 01:36:28.359
you're enjoying it too. And if
you can help us fight back against the

1176
01:36:28.640 --> 01:36:32.279
paying trolls, head to Apple Podcasts
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1177
01:36:32.319 --> 01:36:36.560
would appreciate it. Or even better, just make sure you're subscribed and tell

1178
01:36:36.600 --> 01:36:40.720
a friend about the show. You
know you have a friend out there who

1179
01:36:40.760 --> 01:36:45.119
needs much more Spooky in their weekly. I'm not going to talk about this

1180
01:36:45.239 --> 01:36:50.000
anymore. This isn't some campaign to
rally everybody behind the show. You guys

1181
01:36:50.000 --> 01:36:54.399
have already done more than enough to
make the show a success, and I'm

1182
01:36:54.560 --> 01:36:58.279
very, very grateful. But I
had to comment on it just once,

1183
01:36:58.880 --> 01:37:01.600
just to get it all out there
and off my chest. Frankly, all

1184
01:37:01.640 --> 01:37:04.520
I do is hang out in a
dark room and bring you something scary to

1185
01:37:04.560 --> 01:37:08.079
listen to, and I do it
for the love of it. But now,

1186
01:37:08.159 --> 01:37:10.399
my friends, I also want to
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1187
01:37:10.399 --> 01:37:14.439
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01:37:14.520 --> 01:37:18.199
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a bonus show and so much more, And for fifteen dollars in higher you'll

1194
01:37:38.479 --> 01:37:42.479
hear your name at the end of
every episode of Weekly Spooky. But now,

1195
01:37:42.520 --> 01:37:44.560
my friends, it's time for me
to get back to work, because

1196
01:37:44.560 --> 01:37:47.479
tomorrow we have something extra special for
you. For the first time ever,

1197
01:37:47.520 --> 01:37:51.600
we'll have a guest narrator and it
will be my dear friend and Monthly Spooky

1198
01:37:51.640 --> 01:37:56.720
co host, Michelle So make sure
you tune in tomorrow to hear a story

1199
01:37:56.760 --> 01:38:00.960
she wrote and perform just for you. And I'll entry, so don't worry.

1200
01:38:00.000 --> 01:38:02.840
He won't miss me too much.
So for myself, for my executive

1201
01:38:02.840 --> 01:38:06.479
producers Rob Fields and Joshua Butler,
my producer Dan Wilder, and my composer

1202
01:38:06.520 --> 01:38:12.199
Ray Maddis, talk at you tomorrow. Thank you for listening. Make sure

1203
01:38:12.319 --> 01:38:16.600
to find your way back next week
week. But for now, you are

1204
01:38:16.720 --> 01:38:19.079
safe, trust me.