Ep.209 – Mad As Hell - The Halloween Spirit Can Be Deadly

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We all go a little crazy sometimes. But what if one day you just

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snapped and decided that anybody who decides
to be rude, inconsiderate, or simply

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not festive enough should meet their end
and grizzly fashion at your hands. This

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week, you are the killer and
your blood lust is here. What's that

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you want to be scared? Come
with me. You will experience tales over

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opera, ghosts and death. It
is not recommended. And for the week

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at heart, listen us in the
dark. It's more fun than that way

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this weekly speaking Hello, my spookies, It's Wednesday, and you know what

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that means. It's time for a
little spooky in your weekly. I'm your

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host and narrator, Enrique Kuto,
and oh my goodness, I can smell

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Halloween coming up. We are getting
so dangerously close, about ten days away

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from October, away from spooky season, and we have an unforgettable spooky season

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be shipping at the beginning of October. But now, my friends, we

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have a truly delirious and frightening story
from the mind of Rob Fields and Strict

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Field. So let's get to that
right now. After these quick words from

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our sponsors mad as Hell by Rob
Fields, I swear I am so sick

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of rude and inconsiderate people in movie
theaters. Take right now. For example,

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I'm sitting here in the strict Field
Centennial Theater trying to watch the new

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Babysitter Massacre movie. There's this fucking
moron who just can't be bothered to stop

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looking at his phone. Seriously,
why do these motherfuckers even come to the

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movies if they're just going to be
on their fucking phones the whole time.

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Okay, he's pulled it out again
and is recording the movie. I've had

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enough. I get up and go
to him. Excuse me, would you

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mind putting that away? Please?
He doesn't even look my way. Why

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don't you just mind your own business? Hey, I paid money to see

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this movie, not your phone.
Put it away. I paid my money

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too, so I'll do whatever I
want now. Fuck off. I tightened

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my fists last time. Put it
away, suck my dick, bitch,

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Fine, have it your way,
I mutter. Then he actually does lift

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his head from his phone. Wow, he really thinks I'm going to give

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him head? Oh, he's getting
some head all right. Suddenly, I

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cover his mouth from behind with my
hand and hold on tight. He doesn't

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struggle for long when I drive the
entire blade of my nail file right into

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his neck. I pull it out
and let him go. He's holding his

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neck as blood leaks out fast.
Then he looks at his wet hands as

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even more blood squirts out. As
he's trying to get up, I grab

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his hair and yank him down into
his seat. I cover his mouth and

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stab him hard in the throat with
my nail file again. He tries to

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scream, but I've fucked his throat
up good. The other people are too

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engrossed in the movie to even look
back, especially when a pair of overripe

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breasts fill the screen. I lean
in and whisper in the fucker's ear,

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no, you fuck off, you
self entitled piece of shit. Then I

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stab him in the throat with my
nail file again. I quickly pull it

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out to see more and more blood
spurting. Then I stab him in the

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throat one more time, just for
being a self entitled prick. I nonchalantly

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leave the auditorium and walk into the
restroom across the hall. No one's in

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here giving me all the time I
need to wash my hands and rinse off

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the nail file. From there,
I returned to the movie as another pair

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of vany boobs fill the screen.
I do so love cheesybe movies, especially

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the ones that Enrique Kuto makes and
that star Vicky Valentine. When the movie's

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over, I walk right out with
the rest of the crowd. Nobody pays

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any attention to the inconsiderate motherfucker who
won't be leaving the theater except in a

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body bag. All he had to
do was just put the goddamn phone away

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when I asked him nicely the first
time. I'm sitting in big ed soda

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parlor and satisfying my sweet tooth.
I ate a box of Reese's Pieces during

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the movie, but I was still
craving peanut butter. This hot peanut butter

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Sunday should satisfy my craving. Finally, as I'm indulging, some middle aged

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woman marches right up to the counter
and starts bitching at the staff about her

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Sunday not having enough hot fudge on
it. Not just bitching, but saying

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every letter word imaginable. She's even
demanding to speak to the manager. Seriously,

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what is wrong with these motherfuckers?
Yeah, everybody else in here is

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trying to enjoy their treats, but
this see you next Tuesday just has to

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make a scene. I'm trying to
keep calm. I'm about ready to just

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pick up my Sunday and leave.
Then the homophobic slur she says just sends

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my blood boiling right to two hundred
and twelve degrees. And that's when the

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manager finally tells this lady to get
out before he calls the po po.

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She tells them she'll wait for them. However, the managers had enough and

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practically forces her to the door.
She never shuts up the entire time,

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even threatening legal action. When she's
finally out, she throws the remainder of

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her Sunday at the door. I
finish my own Sunday, but it no

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longer tastes good when my blood is
boiling. I throw my trash away and

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leave. The bitch storms to her
car and goes to get in. That's

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when she hears the loud, screeching
noise and sees that I've just keyed her

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pristine luxury car. You fucking little
bitch. She screeches. I'll see you

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got seriously, will you please shut
the fuck up? I groan in a

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trembling voice as I shove my knife
right up below her jaw. I see

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the tip come up and into the
roof of her mouth. I pull the

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knife back out. Her blood's running
down her blouse and coming out her mouth.

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She's making these gagging, sputtering noises. I'm not worried in the least

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since we're in the side of the
parking lot. No one's even around.

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Then the lady starts staggering as she
bleeds even more. I grabbed the lady

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by her hair and drive the knife
back up under her jaw again. Then

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I pull it back out and run
the blade across her throat. She can

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smile nice and pretty, just for
me. I watch intently as she staggers

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across the parking lot before she finally
falls flat on her face. I'd say

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self entitled people Karen's like her being
the worst are in my top three as

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far as things I hate most in
this god forsaken country. These motherfuckers think

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it's all about them. They think
they can just throw their fucking weight around

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and they'll get whatever they want.
On top of that, nine times out

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of ten, they're fucking bigots,
and I have no qualms about putting bigots

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down. Seriously, fuck those people. Having put that fucking lady out of

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her misery, I just walk away
nonchalantly and head for home. It's Saturday

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night and I'm cheerleading at the football
game for Strickfield University. Being a cheerleader's

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okay in college. I mean,
I'm not proud of it, but it's

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my full ride scholarship. The girls
on my squad are all right, but

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there I am giving it my all
to try and rally both for our football

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team and the people directly in front
of us. Then there's this redneck asshole

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who keeps yelling for me to show
my tatas what makes me so goddamn special

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To this guy, my tatas are
great, but he could have done better.

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I mean, there's three other girls
on the squad that are nicely endowed

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compared to me. For the record, I'm definitely not bad looking and people

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do want to date me. I
have been told I look kind of like

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a young Nev Campbell, except I
have strawberry blonde hair. Then the motherfucker

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crosses the line by throwing a can
of beer at me, hitting me in

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the head. Two of the busty
girls I spoke of catch me before I

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fall. I immediately turn and look
right at that redneck. Yeah, I

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know what you look like. Now
ever, see how Angela glared at somebody

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in the original Sleepaway Camp. That's
how I'm looking at this puss brain bag

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of shit right now. I get
calm again, but the clock is ticking

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on you. Motherfucker. Security's just
escorted him out of the stadium, but

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I've seen his kind before. He'll
be waiting for me after the game.

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Sure enough, I see the motherfucker
standing outside next to his rust bucket of

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a pickup. I already know how
I'm putting that fucker down. He slowly

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follows me to see what car I'm
getting into. Once I'm in my car,

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he moves back to his own truck. As soon as I leave the

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parking lot, he's following right behind
me. I turn on my radio and

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act like nothing's wrong. I'm on
my way to an after game victory party

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outside the village. I could have
taken the main highway, which would be

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a straight shot to our cheerleading Captain's
house on the Feltner County Line. I

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end up turning off down Shadowwick Road
instead. After a little bit, I

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jerk the car to make it look
like I'm having trouble. I pull over

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and get out. The redneck's coming
closer and sees me slapping and cursing my

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car. Then I open the trunk
and bend over. I hear him gasp

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when he sees my naked ass up
my miniskirt, knowing he's taken my generous

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honeypot. I wait for him to
get closer. I can practically smell his

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god awful stench and know he's ready
to grab my ass. That's when I

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swing around quickly and drive my tire
iron right through his spare tire of a

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gut. Yeah, he can scream
all he wants. I promise nobody's going

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to hear him. Present company accepted. I have to help him fall by

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kicking him to the road. Then
I sit on top of him. I

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just want to give this back to
you, motherfucker. I crack open the

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can of beer he threw at me
and douse his head with it. After

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crushing the can on his face,
I get up and yank the tire iron

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out of his gut. Then I
sit on top of him again and raise

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it. I scream with all the
pent up rage he was responsible for,

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and drive the tire iron right between
the fucker's eyes. When he's finally dead,

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I take the tire iron back and
go wash it out in the nearby

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creek. After putting it back in
the trunk, I get back in my

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car and go to the party.
I hope there's some choice guys there.

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I need to get laid now that
I'm at the party. I just want

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to relax with friends and unwind after
cheerleading my guts out. Plenty of choice

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studs here. Only problem, however, is Mickey Bonds just loves to fucking

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gossip about anything and everything. I
mean, she'll talk your fucking ears off

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if you let her. I just
so happened to be one that she decides

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to latch onto cock blocking me.
No matter what I try, she just

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sticks to me like guerrilla tape.
Getting real sick of her trash talking people,

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especially my girls. After I get
some beer out of one of the

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kegs, I walk into the house
to try and lose myself among people.

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No go, the more Mickey sticks
to me. The more I'm seeing red.

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I make a quick stop in the
kitchen, taking a drink of my

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beer. As soon as I walk
away, Mickey's jawing away again. Now

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that I think about it, she's
definitely drunk off her ass. I decide

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to try losing her in the basement. I'm sure there'll be people down there.

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I opened the door and go down. Mickey's coming down with me,

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not seeing anybody, I quickly turn
and swing the knife I grabbed out of

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the kitchen drawer. Mickey's now smiling
for me twice. She quickly brings her

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hands to her throat as she starts
falling forward. I step aside and let

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her fall. I hear her head
crack when she hits the floor at the

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bottom of the stairs. Then I
hear some groaning and no, people are

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fucking away down here. I move
down the stairs and clean the knife off

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in the sink near the shower there. After putting the knife in a drawer

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with a towel, I calmly turn
and head back out of the basement to

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rejoin the party. You're not safe
yet, Weekly Spooky will be right back.

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It's Sunday now, by the way, It's the weekend after Labor Day.

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I'm in the upstairs bathroom taking a
shower. I take a little extra

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time to care for my needs since
I was cock blocked at the party.

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Believe me, I really wanted to
hook up with somebody. Mickey Bonds definitely

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fucked that up for me. I
can rest easy knowing I took care of

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her. Dumb bitch ass. When
did I start killing people. It was

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sophomore year of high school. If
you looked at me then and look at

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me now, I've changed a lot. I used to be a very chunky

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girl. Anyway, I was having
a really bad day just after the school

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year started. I was taking my
driver's test for my license. I ended

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up failing because some jackass couldn't be
bothered to stop for a stop sign.

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If I hadn't jammed on my brakes, he'd have sideswiped me. But the

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fucking instructor failed me. Anyway,
I tried arguing with him, but the

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prick wouldn't listen. Later that afternoon, I was at the Strickfield Town Center

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Mall. I ran into that motherfucker
again, only now he had his wife

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with him. I was in caffeine
junction picking up my drink. As soon

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as I was about to taste it, his bitch bumps into me and makes

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me spill it all over myself.
Then they both told me to watch where

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I was going on top of that
caffeine junction wouldn't make me a new drink,

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nor would the bitch who destroyed it
pay for it. The last straw

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came when I went to the Strickfield
Centennial Theater. I just wanted to salvage

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something good out of the day.
What better way to do that than at

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the movies. No such luck.
The driving instructor and his wife came into

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the theater and sat two rows in
front of me. Not only would these

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two not shut up, the douchebag
himself was on his fucking phone throughout the

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entire movie. I'd finally had enough
and I told him to put the fucking

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thing away. His wife told me
to shut up and grow up. I

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went out and talked to the manager
at College Dickhead, who looked like he

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had better things to do than work
at the theater. I complained to him

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about the bastard on his phone.
Yeah, the manager snapped. I got

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into it with him, telling him
I shouldn't have to see people on their

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phones and talking out loud during the
movies. Then he kicked me out of

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the theater, threatening to call the
po PO if I didn't leave. He

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even grabbed me and shoved me right
through the doors, making me fall hard

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on the sidewalk just outside. Then
the manager locked the doors and flipped me

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off. I was so incredibly angry, the angriest I'd ever been in my

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whole life. And then something had
finally snapped. No, I didn't go

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after the driving instructor and his wife, at least not yet. I hung

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around and waited for the manager to
close the theater. He started walking back

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to the university. He made the
classic horror movie mistake of walking down a

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dark alley at night, and I
ended up getting his attention and then caving

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in his fucking skull with a baseball
bat. Yeah. I was fucking at

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as hell. After that, I
went home and went to bed, happy

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as could be that I'd finally decided
nobody was ever fucking with me again.

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Between then and now, I started
working out. I was running and doing

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cardio and lifting weights. I mean
I was really pouring it on. You

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should see me now. I've got
the absolute best body out of all the

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girls on the cheerleading squad. During
that time, I killed more and more

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people who fucked with me. Then
I started killing people like that Karen I

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told you about, And you know
what, I don't regret killing a single

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mother fucking person. So many of
these self entitled people get away with whatever

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they want, including walking all over
you if you let them. Oh,

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they're allowed to bully you as much
as they want, that's fine, But

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oh no, don't even think of
sticking up for yourself. That's never allowed.

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That's how fucked up our society is
today, and way I see it,

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if people don't have to follow society's
rules, including our lying politicians,

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then why the fuck should I.
After I finish my shower, I throw

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on booty shorts and a white T
shirt and head downstairs to have a light

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breakfast before going to the gym.
And god damn it, I'm getting laid

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today. It's been a little over
a week now. Then I hear Dad

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outside putting up Halloween decorations, just
like every year. I'm looking at the

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Strictfield Journal while I'm eating, happy
with myself when I read about all the

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pieces of shit I took care of
last night. I've been taking care of

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self entitled scum bullies and general predators
who've crossed me for many years, and

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I'll never stop. What the fuck
I whisper when I see an article about

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somebody who got killed in my neighborhood. The man's body was found among his

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Halloween decorations, like it was a
decoration itself. Holy shit, that actually

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happened just two houses down from me. Only problem is I've never killed anyone

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in my neighborhood. There's one person
living here who keeps pushing my buttons,

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but but nothing. I need to
investigate this. I don't need this motherfucker

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bringing the popo to my doorstep.
Speaking of that one person I mentioned,

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there's some shit going down outside.
I hear dad yelling, now, you

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just back off. I have every
right to put my decorations up, the

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same as anybody else in the neighborhood. It's too early. It ain't even

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Halloween time yet, our neighbor yells. Beginning of last November, you started

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putting up Christmas decorations way before Thanksgiving. I sigh. This motherfucking shit happened

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so often that that old guy next
door. Yes, let's call him the

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old man. Okay, he's not
waving a cane or going to the bingo

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halls, but he's a good thirty
or forty years older than me. For

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the record, I'm twenty two.
Anyway, the old man has never believed

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in decorations going up early. As
far as he's concerned, you never put

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those fuckers up until it's that month. Yeah, the old Man's been a

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pain in everybody's asses in our coul
de sac where we live. I'd come

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outside and stand next to my dad. Then the old man looks right at

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me. For God's sake, put
some clothes on. Don't you have any

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goddamn decency? Fuck you, I
tell him. Oh is he ever?

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Fuming? When he marches back into
his house, Dad tells me I wasn't

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very helpful or ladylike. On the
flip side, he says he's proud of

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me. My parents have always been
very supportive. They're even paying for my

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gym membership as long as I stick
with it. Suddenly, the old man's

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right back at the end of his
porch. He's got a picture of something

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and goes to splash it at Dad. I quickly warn him to look out

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and push him out of the way. I end up getting the shit all

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over my T shirt. Christ,
it's fucking beer. Oh, I am

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so pissed right now. The old
man's just reminded me of that fucking redneck

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from last night's game. I'm looking
right at the fucker when he points at

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my dad. If I had my
way, all of you who decorate way

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too early would would be shot.
When he looks at me again, his

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face brightens up real fucking fast.
Well, I quickly looked down and see

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why he's suddenly so joyful splashing me
with that beer. Turned my white T

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shirt into a wet T shirt.
He can easily see my fucking tatas And

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for the record, I never wear
underwear. Dad ignores the old man and

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quickly brings me back inside. He
tells me to go back upstairs and get

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cleaned up. So I go and
take another shower. I'm holding myself and

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moaning, No, what's fucked up
about all of this? I've had such

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a crush on the old man since
my preteen years. Unfortunately that crush has

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gotten it's gotten much worse. But
why am I so attracted to the old

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man? I quickly shake my head
and focus. I'm thinking I may have

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to kill the old man, assuming
I find out he's the fucker who made

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this morning's paper. Right now,
I've got jack and shit to go on.

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I didn't get back from the party
until late and the popo were long

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gone by then. Okay, old
man, you've got my attention, so

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I think I'm going to look into
you. If it turns out it was

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you who killed mister Stam and his
wife, oh, I'm definitely going to

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get real creative with you. I
return home just after three, and after

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two rigorous workouts at the gym,
not only did I pound Iron, I

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pounded my coach. Like I said, I needed Dick in the worst way.

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I guess he needed me too,
since he fucked me for a good

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hour. Now my head's clear when
it comes to the old man. My

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parents left me a note saying they
went to Ridgeway Heights and will be home

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late in the evening. They left
me money to order food if I want.

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Hmm, pizza, sure sounds good. After my dual workout, then

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I get a text from one of
my cheerleader girls from the university who wants

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to hang out as I'm about to
invite her over for pizza and some movies.

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I hear a blood curdling scream.
I quickly push open the screen door

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and come out onto the porch.
Holy shit, it's right across the street.

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I can clearly see the red liquid
that was leaking from both the oversized

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garbage bags by the road. Sounds
like one of the neighbors saw it while

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walking by and ripped open one of
the bags. The body of mister Elias

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was really mangled and mauled. His
wife was in the second bag, and

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it ain't long before the popo.
We're here. Then I feel the icy

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stare and look to see the old
man looking right at me from his porch.

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I turn and look right back at
him. Oh, the glare he's

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giving me. He can easily see
me in my revealing top and booty shorts.

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But then I see the messy,
big ass carving knife in his hand.

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Yeah, old man. As we're
looking at each other, I'd say

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you definitely top both my shit list
and my suspect list. If only my

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fucking heart would stop pounding. Don't
go away, weekly, Spooky will be

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right back. I'm on the front
porch when the popo and ambulances have finally

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gone. Those fucking dumb asses won't
find the killer ten to one. They

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don't even know where to look.
Oh, they questioned everybody, including me.

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They were even at the old Man's
house. No, they didn't bring

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his ass out in handcuffs, but
I've definitely got my eye on you,

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old man. Right now, I
want you all to myself. What did

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you tell the popo about the big
carving knife? And didn't you say anybody

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putting up decorations early should be shot? Yeah, let's play, old man.

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The neighbors are back to putting up
their decorations in spite of the two

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murder scenes in two days now.
I've lived in Strickfield long enough to know

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damn near everybody goes all out for
Halloween and Christmas, but mostly Halloween.

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People will spend good money for damn
good decorations. And right now I'm liking

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the Halloween decorations I'm seeing. They
make me smile a little. Now I

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feel the old Man's eye eyes on
me again. Truth is, any one

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of my neighbors could be the killer. I'm not a police detective, but

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I got my ways of learning shit. I figure all I have to do

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is just follow the logic. Through
the years, my intuition has served me

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very well. It's no wonder I've
never been caught that and thoroughly knowing my

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territory when I make my kills.
Yeah, my intuition tells me to investigate

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the old man. Okay, maybe
also my ongoing burning crush. So I

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think I'm going to do just that. And then I decide I really want

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to play. I turn and march
right back up onto the porch. Now

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I'm looking right at the old man
again. Are you checking out my beautiful

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body? Old man? Are you
taking in every line, every ripple,

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every curve. Can you see how
erect my nipples are? Are you wishing

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you could take me to your old
man bed? Are you wishing you could

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be my husband? Are you undressing
me with your eyes as I'm being a

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tease? Yes, old man,
I'm teasing you so hopefully you'll slip up

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and give me something I can follow
up on. I won't take my clothes

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off for you, but you've seen
me naked. In fact, I'll let

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you take in as much of this
sweet, delicious eye candy as you want.

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But how would you have killed our
neighbors. No doubt you'd have done

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it when I wasn't around, so
I can only speculate. Speaking of using

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my brain, I think I got
a half a mind too, h Since

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you aren't taking your eyes off me, old man, I think I'm going

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to finish putting up the Halloween decorations
for my parents. I mean, it's

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not like I'm busy at the moment, right and with these other neighbors outside,

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the killer will ultimately see me and
want to come for me. Assuming

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it ain't you, old man,
but my gut tells me it may very

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well be you. But if I'm
wrong and you're not the killer, then

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it's definitely a man for sure.
Yeah, let's kick things up a notch

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and sweeten the honeypot a little more. I slip off my shoes and walk

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barefoot. Guys, sure do love
women's feet. Right now, I'm working

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on the Halloween decorations. I'm definitely
not little miss Susie Homemaker, but I

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think the decorations are coming along rather
nicely. And Dad bought some from Spirit

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Halloween out at Strickfield Town Center Mall, probably while I was at the gym.

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I eventually go back in the house
to get a nice tall glass of

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water. I come back out and
see the old man still there, returning

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his gaze. I sit down and
sip my water. Then I prop my

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bare feet up for him to see. Oh did I just get a rise

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out of you, old man?
Do I affect you the way you affect

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me? Will you come for me? I sure, hope. So I

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tease the old man by seductively drinking
more of my water. I even wiggle

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my toes for him. Eventually,
I put my glass down and get back

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up to finish the Halloween decorations.
I've made it a point to bend over

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for him several times, making sure
he can see me at both ends.

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I really love being naughty if it's
for the right reasons. I either do

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it to get laid or to lure
my victims. I remember my cheerleader friend

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who texted me earlier and finally invite
her over. If anything, she can

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potentially be bait. After I finished
texting my friend, I see the old

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man checking out the other neighbors.
Many of them are also finished putting up

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their decorations. In fact, his
house is the only eyesore in this cul

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de sac with zero Halloween decor In
fact, he's just like the Mirrns and

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never puts up any decorations. He's
so fucking pissed right now, I could

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probably go pour the rest of my
water on his head and it would turn

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into steam instantly. Now I hear
him muttering under his breath, how it

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ain't right for people to be putting
up their decorations so goddamn early. Then

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he looks my way again as I
bend over for him to pick up my

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shoes. Then I lick my lips
seductively just for him before I head back

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inside. It's almost dark, and
my cheerleader friend is here. You know

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what, let's call her my girlfriend. I mean, there are plenty of

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girls who have girlfriends and aren't gay
or sleeping with each other. Right,

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I tell my girlfriend we can order
pizza. She's definitely craving pizza. Two.

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As we're deciding on what and where
to order, we hear a blood

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curdling scream. Fuck that makes two
for me today. My girlfriend and I

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are quickly out the front door.
Like earlier, it's hard to see where

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the incident is with the crowd of
people gathering. It's on the other side

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of the old man's house. We
leave mine and go see what's up.

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My girlfriend gasps and puts her hands
over her mouth. Fuck me. The

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front porch of the Dickerson house always
looks like a butcher shop scene at a

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haunted attraction. As part of the
scene, fake human body parts are hung

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over the meat display case. Only
now there are some new additions in the

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form of real body parts, even
a few heads. The husband and wives.

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This couple had two kids helping with
the decorations. Then I see their

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part of the display too. Seeing
those children makes my blood hit two hundred

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and twelve degrees. Instantly, my
girlfriend drops to her knees and throws up.

404
00:33:38.920 --> 00:33:43.519
At the same time, I feel
a familiar icy stare on my back.

405
00:33:44.079 --> 00:33:46.759
I look over my shoulder and see
the old man. Oh is he

406
00:33:46.920 --> 00:33:52.160
ever staring hard at me? Specifically, he ain't showing any empathy whatsoever.

407
00:33:52.599 --> 00:33:57.440
Then I hear the sirens and know
the fucking po po er back. I

408
00:33:57.519 --> 00:34:01.160
turned back to my girlfriend and help
her. Okay, baby, She nods

409
00:34:01.160 --> 00:34:05.000
and lets me help her up.
I get her back to the house and

410
00:34:05.039 --> 00:34:08.400
help her get cleaned up. Shortly
after, a Popo's at my door to

411
00:34:08.440 --> 00:34:13.280
talk to my girlfriend and me.
I invite him in. After he finishes

412
00:34:13.360 --> 00:34:16.119
questioning us, I walk him out
once again. I feel the old man

413
00:34:16.400 --> 00:34:22.599
staring hard at me. I'm so
fucking fed up with this shit. Okay,

414
00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:24.599
old man, I think it's time
for me to be a good neighbor

415
00:34:25.039 --> 00:34:31.400
and come calling on you soon.
My girlfriend's not feeling so hot after puking

416
00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:36.360
her guts up, so I put
her in my bed. After covering her

417
00:34:36.440 --> 00:34:39.320
up, it's only a matter of
minutes before she conks out. I put

418
00:34:39.320 --> 00:34:44.519
my shoes back on and decide to
go calling on the old man. I

419
00:34:44.599 --> 00:34:49.039
step outside and look to make sure
no neighbors are around. I kind of

420
00:34:49.079 --> 00:34:53.280
feel like Laurie Strode in the original
Halloween when she's standing outside looking at the

421
00:34:53.320 --> 00:34:59.800
house across the street before going to
investigate. Yeah, I'm going to investigate,

422
00:34:59.800 --> 00:35:04.320
all right, except I'm going next
door and it's pouring down rain.

423
00:35:05.159 --> 00:35:07.639
I go back in the house and
close the front door. Then I walked

424
00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:12.480
to the back door and go out. After pulling that door shut, I

425
00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:16.360
follow my plan for getting into the
old man's yard. I've definitely got my

426
00:35:16.440 --> 00:35:22.800
hunting knife with me in case the
old man maybe expecting me. Are you

427
00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:27.840
imagining me coming over to your household? Man, will you love seeing how

428
00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:31.320
nice and wet I'll be? God
damn it. For the record, I'm

429
00:35:31.360 --> 00:35:37.199
not scared in the slightest, but
my heart is pounding. And then I

430
00:35:37.239 --> 00:35:40.679
remember the time I was in my
bedroom and saw the old man staring at

431
00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:45.119
me from his window. I had
just gotten out of the shower and was

432
00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:50.079
completely naked. I was getting ready
to hop into bed when I felt him.

433
00:35:50.119 --> 00:35:54.320
I turned around to see him staring
at my hot body. Oh did

434
00:35:54.320 --> 00:36:00.440
he ever get an eye full of
me? I was kind of happy,

435
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:02.199
angry. I opened my window and
leaned out to let him look at my

436
00:36:02.360 --> 00:36:07.719
tatas as much as he wanted.
I figured he would have gotten offended and

437
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:13.639
ran away, possibly even calling my
parents. However, he wouldn't move and

438
00:36:13.760 --> 00:36:16.920
I wouldn't move, But I ultimately
had to move. When I saw the

439
00:36:16.960 --> 00:36:23.599
headlights of my parents' car, I
closed my eyes and shake my head slowly,

440
00:36:23.719 --> 00:36:29.400
knowing my crush on the old man
is still burning hot. I know

441
00:36:29.519 --> 00:36:32.960
I can have any man I want, but I'm crushing so hard on him.

442
00:36:34.880 --> 00:36:37.800
I guess i'd better get my story
straight in case he ain't the killer.

443
00:36:37.880 --> 00:36:40.960
And he catches me. I slowly
mount the back steps. Then I

444
00:36:42.039 --> 00:36:45.039
gasp when I see this huge flash. When I hear the thunder, I

445
00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:50.719
look up at the clouds. I'm
soaking wet. The rains seemed to pour

446
00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:54.400
harder once I left the house.
Also, it's chilly. Then I feel

447
00:36:54.440 --> 00:36:59.559
a huge gust of wind hit me
in the back, almost like it's pushing

448
00:36:59.599 --> 00:37:05.039
me to the house. I can
see it's dark inside. If the old

449
00:37:05.039 --> 00:37:07.559
man stays up late, I don't
know about it. I mean, I've

450
00:37:07.599 --> 00:37:13.440
never seen any lights from a TV
or anything. I'm at the screen door

451
00:37:13.519 --> 00:37:17.079
now. I can feel the rainwater
running down and dripping off my clothes and

452
00:37:17.199 --> 00:37:22.679
body. If you're the one killing
people in this neighborhood, old man,

453
00:37:22.239 --> 00:37:28.239
it'll be your fucking blood that'll be
dripping off my body after I bathe in

454
00:37:28.320 --> 00:37:32.960
it. My heart's still pounding and
the butterflies are really fluttering in my ripped

455
00:37:32.960 --> 00:37:37.719
tummy. I take a huge,
deep breath and get resolved in my shit

456
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:45.559
fast. I ease open the screen
door and try the knob. It's open.

457
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:54.679
Don't go away weakly. Spooky will
be right back. Okay, bitch,

458
00:37:55.320 --> 00:38:00.199
be on your guard. The old
man doesn't scream stupid whenever I look

459
00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:04.079
at him. If he's truly expecting
me, then the only thing I can

460
00:38:04.119 --> 00:38:09.159
figure is he knows about me.
He knows I'm a killer. If you're

461
00:38:09.239 --> 00:38:13.800
truly a killer, too, old
man, then only one of us can

462
00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:19.159
survive. I'm tired of the fucking
popo coming to my safe haven for shit

463
00:38:19.440 --> 00:38:24.599
that should never even happen here,
especially killing children. The cul de Sac

464
00:38:24.679 --> 00:38:29.719
has been my sanctuary for as long
as I can remember, and God damn

465
00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:35.119
it, it's going to stay that
way. I slowly step inside and close

466
00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:40.880
the door nice and easy. Then
I lock it behind me. Can't have

467
00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:46.280
you running away, can we,
old man. Then I take a huge

468
00:38:46.360 --> 00:38:54.599
whiff. Wow, this guy can
really cook. It smells like fresh blueberry

469
00:38:54.599 --> 00:39:02.559
cobbler in here. Unless he's burning
a scented handle. No, it's definitely

470
00:39:02.599 --> 00:39:07.760
food. I pull my hunting knife
out of the back of my shorts.

471
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:13.440
Then I step out of my shoes. Walking barefoot means quiet. I wait

472
00:39:13.519 --> 00:39:17.480
for my eyes to adjust to the
darkness before I start my hunt. I've

473
00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:21.840
never been in this house, so
I've got to be on my guard.

474
00:39:22.639 --> 00:39:27.320
I open the first door. I
come to a pantry. I quickly look

475
00:39:27.360 --> 00:39:31.880
inside, swinging the knife. Nobody's
in here. I feel the switch,

476
00:39:31.920 --> 00:39:36.920
but I don't want to attract attention. Assuming the old man's eyes are on

477
00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:42.760
me, I close the door back
up and look around some more. Then

478
00:39:42.840 --> 00:39:47.559
I move away from the door and
quietly through the kitchen. Cautiously, I

479
00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:52.880
peek into the living room. No, he's not down here. I walk

480
00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:58.639
through the dining room and see the
stairway. There's a door on either side.

481
00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:02.559
I take evasive action and open the
door on my right. It's a

482
00:40:02.599 --> 00:40:09.440
closet. I peek inside and don't
see anybody. I'm moving slowly across the

483
00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:15.039
stairway to open the other door.
That's when I hear a loud noise below

484
00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:21.800
me. This door's got to be
the basement. I open it very carefully

485
00:40:22.400 --> 00:40:28.960
and hear more noises. I cautiously
walk down the steps on my tippy toes.

486
00:40:29.800 --> 00:40:35.639
I breathe, oh so quietly.
Then I stop still when I see

487
00:40:35.679 --> 00:40:39.320
a figure walk right past the stairway
and go through the door across from the

488
00:40:39.360 --> 00:40:45.800
bottom. What would you be doing
with your time down here, old man?

489
00:40:46.360 --> 00:40:52.920
Is this where you do your dastardly
deeds? No, no, it's

490
00:40:52.920 --> 00:40:57.840
not down here. If the old
man was killing people down here. There'd

491
00:40:57.840 --> 00:41:02.199
have to be a chemical or a
decaying smell, maybe bleach. It just

492
00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:07.039
smells like laundry has been done,
just the same. I have to know.

493
00:41:08.039 --> 00:41:12.760
I moved to where I'm right outside
the door. I raised the knife

494
00:41:13.199 --> 00:41:19.239
and creep inside, and then I
see a dark figure sitting on the couch.

495
00:41:21.159 --> 00:41:25.400
Next thing I know, the old
man growls loudly, did you see

496
00:41:25.440 --> 00:41:31.000
me too? Okay, let's lose
our fucking shit and end this right now.

497
00:41:31.679 --> 00:41:36.599
Keeping the knife raised, I turn
on the light. What in the

498
00:41:36.639 --> 00:41:40.400
actual fuck, I gasp. The
old man is sitting on his couch,

499
00:41:42.199 --> 00:41:46.719
but he's all tied up and gagged. No, he's not my killer,

500
00:41:47.719 --> 00:41:53.039
honey. I think I just peed
my booty shorts. Okay, no I

501
00:41:53.119 --> 00:41:58.719
didn't. They're not suddenly warm,
but I feel like I'm ready to after

502
00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:06.039
hearing who just talked, I turn
around and see Mom Dad, I choke

503
00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:09.960
out. My parents are equally as
surprised to see me with my hunting knife

504
00:42:09.960 --> 00:42:15.119
in hand. Guess it really does
run in the jeans. Dear Dad tells

505
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:21.760
Mom. I point from one to
the other repeatedly. You two are the

506
00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:28.559
ones killing our neighbors. Fucking Why
to get rid of this asshole? Why

507
00:42:28.599 --> 00:42:32.360
else? Mom tells me every year
it's the same damn thing, and every

508
00:42:32.400 --> 00:42:38.199
holiday he gets on everybody about putting
up decorations too Early last December he called

509
00:42:38.199 --> 00:42:43.239
the police saying our Christmas decorations were
too bright and he couldn't sleep at night.

510
00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:49.000
When they didn't do anything, he
trashed our decorations. Well that was

511
00:42:49.039 --> 00:42:52.840
the last straw. It was time
to get rid of him. I lower

512
00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:58.920
the knife and move by the old
man. Okay, so let me guess

513
00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:01.840
you killed all those people, and
now you're going to make it look like

514
00:43:01.920 --> 00:43:07.159
grumpy here did it? The popo's
going to find him with a suicide note

515
00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:10.599
down here, He'll be gone.
No more complaints, Am I close?

516
00:43:12.519 --> 00:43:19.599
Mom flashes me her pearly whites,
spoken like a true killer. Dad smiles

517
00:43:19.679 --> 00:43:22.400
too. We knew you were our
little girl. With the way you're always

518
00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:28.119
smiling while looking in the paper at
the people who died, we knew it

519
00:43:28.199 --> 00:43:31.719
had to be you. I flashed
them a toothy smile of my own.

520
00:43:34.000 --> 00:43:40.679
So I'm just like you. Two
cool? How long I listened as my

521
00:43:40.760 --> 00:43:46.000
parents give me the abridged version of
how they met. Dad was going to

522
00:43:46.079 --> 00:43:50.800
kill mom after fucking her while on
a date, but she ended up turning

523
00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:54.000
the tables on him. Seeing that
he was like her, she let him

524
00:43:54.039 --> 00:44:00.920
go. It was love at first
sight. They eventually got married. Then

525
00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:05.440
they had me, and I would
grow up normally until I had my one

526
00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:12.079
very bad day back in high school. A serial killer family. I mean,

527
00:44:12.840 --> 00:44:19.400
wow, right, these two have
been just targeting anybody and everybody and

528
00:44:19.559 --> 00:44:24.159
killing them together, no fucking motive
or pattern whatsoever. They're doing it because

529
00:44:24.400 --> 00:44:30.400
they can. Dad even says law
enforcement never looks their way because we live

530
00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:35.719
in an upper middle class neighborhood.
But the more I'm listening to their story,

531
00:44:35.840 --> 00:44:40.239
the more I'm looking over at the
old man. My heart's really pounding

532
00:44:40.320 --> 00:44:46.079
right now. He even watches me
lick my lips very seductively. I quickly

533
00:44:46.159 --> 00:44:52.119
turn back to my parents. Let
me have him. My parents consider me

534
00:44:53.000 --> 00:44:57.440
then, like the loving people they
are, they tell me I can have

535
00:44:57.599 --> 00:45:01.320
the old man. I turn and
sit on lap. Then I gasp at

536
00:45:01.320 --> 00:45:07.920
how good having him underneath me like
this truly feels our eyes meet. Now

537
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:15.079
I gasp again when I feel his
pushing against me. Truly, I am

538
00:45:15.159 --> 00:45:19.599
sorry for what I'm about to do, honey, I tell him softly,

539
00:45:20.480 --> 00:45:24.320
and what I'm about to do is
make a huge mess here in your home.

540
00:45:25.119 --> 00:45:30.440
I've got to do this, please
understand. Suddenly, I spring right

541
00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:35.159
off the old man and drive my
knife right into my mom's gut. Iyank

542
00:45:35.239 --> 00:45:38.639
it out quickly and slice Dad's throat. Moms staggering at me now to try

543
00:45:38.679 --> 00:45:43.360
and grab me. I come into
her and quickly stab her gut a few

544
00:45:43.360 --> 00:45:46.519
more times. Both of them fall
at my feet. Now they both look

545
00:45:46.599 --> 00:45:54.119
up at me, demanding why,
because you two just kill anybody. I

546
00:45:54.159 --> 00:45:59.360
tell them you did it just to
have something to do together. You never

547
00:45:59.400 --> 00:46:05.480
really gave a reason I kill fucking
scum. I shake my head quickly,

548
00:46:06.679 --> 00:46:12.559
and you two fuck You're no better
than the same fucking self entitled pieces of

549
00:46:12.599 --> 00:46:16.800
shit that I kill. I glance
at the old man. Okay, he's

550
00:46:16.840 --> 00:46:21.679
a grumpy ass stick in the mud, but not a reason to fucking kill

551
00:46:21.760 --> 00:46:24.679
him. You're supposed to be a
good example. Okay. I ain't the

552
00:46:24.719 --> 00:46:30.960
angel of death, but I don't
kill truly innocent people. Then I remember

553
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:36.400
what really pissed me off earlier and
shake my head fast. I could have

554
00:46:36.480 --> 00:46:40.199
forgiven all of that on the account
of you being my parents, except you

555
00:46:40.360 --> 00:46:45.199
killed children. Even I won't cross
that line, especially when I may want

556
00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:51.519
to have some of my own.
No, you two need to be put

557
00:46:51.599 --> 00:46:55.119
down. My parents look at me
like I betrayed them before they finally die.

558
00:46:55.760 --> 00:47:00.360
Not as badly betrayed as I'm feeling. Believe me. I turned to

559
00:47:00.400 --> 00:47:05.320
the old man and free him.
He shows me he's still got fire and

560
00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:08.679
gusto in him and gets up fast. Suddenly he snatches me into his arms.

561
00:47:09.440 --> 00:47:15.079
Now we're both looking into each other's
faces, and at long last,

562
00:47:15.800 --> 00:47:20.719
our lips finally meet. We hold
each other and kiss for the longest time.

563
00:47:21.639 --> 00:47:23.800
Now I know what I've been feeling
all these years. Wasn't a crush?

564
00:47:24.239 --> 00:47:29.679
After what seems like time being still, we finally stopped to breathe.

565
00:47:30.719 --> 00:47:35.519
So you're a killer? Huh?
The old man asks, I won't kill

566
00:47:35.559 --> 00:47:39.599
you. I promise, Well,
I should certainly hope not. He says,

567
00:47:40.280 --> 00:47:45.440
not when I'm going to marry you. Now my face is fucking hot.

568
00:47:45.880 --> 00:47:49.039
Has he loved me for so long? Like? Now I know I

569
00:47:49.119 --> 00:47:53.920
love him. I give him a
very toothy smile. You realize how completely

570
00:47:53.960 --> 00:47:59.800
mismatched will be? Right when we
kiss again. All the excuses I could

571
00:47:59.800 --> 00:48:02.039
think of for why we should not
be together go right out the window.

572
00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:08.079
When we stop kissing again, our
eyes meet. Yes, I'll marry you,

573
00:48:08.800 --> 00:48:12.920
but I want to be able to
decorate for the holidays, I tell

574
00:48:13.000 --> 00:48:19.400
him. He sighs, can you
not do it so early? I give

575
00:48:19.480 --> 00:48:24.320
him another toothy smile. I think
I can meet you halfway. We turn

576
00:48:24.400 --> 00:48:30.280
and look down at my parents.
You realize what you've just done, right,

577
00:48:30.840 --> 00:48:36.599
he asks? I know? I
assure him. Then I sigh,

578
00:48:36.840 --> 00:48:40.000
I've just accepted your marriage proposals,
so you better fucking know I chose you.

579
00:48:42.000 --> 00:48:45.719
He points right at me. Watch
your language. That's no talk for

580
00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:51.199
a lady. I smile for him, knowing he'll keep me honest. Then

581
00:48:51.239 --> 00:48:57.039
we share one more long, deep
kiss. When we finish, he asks,

582
00:48:58.280 --> 00:49:01.519
what do we do with your parents? Call the police? What'll we

583
00:49:01.559 --> 00:49:07.079
tell them? I realize we're holding
hands now. Next thing I know,

584
00:49:07.199 --> 00:49:10.679
he lifts me into his arms.
My face is so hot now I feel

585
00:49:10.679 --> 00:49:15.239
like it's ready to catch fire.
Let's go somewhere we can thoroughly discuss it,

586
00:49:15.679 --> 00:49:21.039
shall we? I whisper. He
carries me up two flights of stairs

587
00:49:21.039 --> 00:49:24.400
into his bed. I come to
find out the old man's actually thirty two

588
00:49:24.480 --> 00:49:30.280
years my senior. Still, he
showed me he certainly had stamina as we

589
00:49:30.360 --> 00:49:38.920
make love again and again. To
finish up, we ended up disposing of

590
00:49:38.920 --> 00:49:44.199
my parents by setting them up to
make it look like the killer finally got

591
00:49:44.239 --> 00:49:49.480
them. The fact my parents were
the killers as a secret only my new

592
00:49:49.559 --> 00:49:52.679
husband and I share. As far
as the popo are concerned, the killer

593
00:49:53.519 --> 00:49:58.719
is still out there. In fact, they've never been back to our cul

594
00:49:58.760 --> 00:50:04.039
de sac regarding this incident. After
I graduated from Strickfield University, I ended

595
00:50:04.119 --> 00:50:07.039
up working from home and taking good
care of my husband the same way he

596
00:50:07.119 --> 00:50:12.159
takes good care of me. I
think I know why I've carried a torch

597
00:50:12.199 --> 00:50:15.920
for the old man for several years. Okay, you can't really control who

598
00:50:16.000 --> 00:50:21.199
you fall in love with. Also, I realized that we share so many

599
00:50:21.280 --> 00:50:27.239
old school values that so many of
these self entitled motherfuckers lack in today's society.

600
00:50:28.199 --> 00:50:32.039
As for me, I'll still kill
any self entitled or bigoted pieces of

601
00:50:32.079 --> 00:50:37.239
shit that happened across my path,
and with my husband's blessing. Better watch

602
00:50:37.239 --> 00:50:42.559
your asses and mind your p's and
q's, because you'll never know that I'm

603
00:50:42.599 --> 00:50:46.679
there until it's too late. Since
you motherfuckers think it's all about you,

604
00:50:47.519 --> 00:50:52.800
I'm going to make it all about
you, especially when my husband and I

605
00:50:52.920 --> 00:50:59.320
go places and you're being rude and
inconsiderate and speaking of whom, Remember that

606
00:50:59.400 --> 00:51:02.039
driving and structor and his wife that
I was telling you about. It's been

607
00:51:02.159 --> 00:51:07.119
several years, but they finally returned
to the Strickfield Centennial Theater. They ended

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up sitting in front of my husband
and me. They haven't changed a bit.

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They're still talking during the movie,
and the dick Watt keeps pulling out

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his smartphone. The old man and
I look at each other. He's really

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annoyed now, which means I'm annoyed. When my husband gives me the nod,

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I look back at the self entitled
couple. They'd both better enjoy their

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time here while they still can.
Well, my friends, it may be

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kooky, and it may be ooky, but love is certainly in the scare

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in Strickfield. And for those who
are not aware, Strickfield truly loves Halloween.

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In fact, Strickfield loves Halloween enough
that we'll be visiting there. It

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looks like five times in October you
heard that right. So you love the

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Strickfield universe here on Weekly Spooky,
and you're not going to want to miss

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this October. And believe me,
you're gonna want to make sure you have

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some nice bike rides and fall walks
and hikes schedule because there's going to be

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so much spooky content coming right up. And if you want to make sure

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you can keep the spooky coming every
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just go to Weekly Spooky dot com
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little as one dollar a month,
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rolling and rolling and join over eighty
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speaking of I want to say an
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You'll get all kinds of exclusive content, bonus episodes of the show, and

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of course are undead Gratitude and that
you can take to the bank. But

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now, my friends, I have
to get out of here. We have

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so much more content, even coming
out just this week. In fact,

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this Friday, I'll be sitting down
with Rachel Adolphie to talk about the brand

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new horror thriller Dark Nature. You
will not want to miss the conversation because,

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as usual, it gets a little
messy. Anyway, my friends,

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for now I'm going to let you
go, so for myself, for my

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executive producer Rob Fields, my producer
Dan Wilder, and our composer Ray Mattis.

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I will talk at you next time. Thank you for this faces.

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Make sure to find your way back
next week. But for now you are

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safe, trust me, But better
that you