Ep.193 – Breaking the Seal - Taking a Leak Could KILL

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But now I think it's that time
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Going to the bathroom is a mundane
occurrence, something you do every single

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day, probably multiple times a day. But what happens when you go to

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take a little tinkle break and realize
that that tinkle is intent on breaking you?

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way. This is Weekly Spooky.
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we're doing a very scary mini series. So to end May, I wanted

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to bring us something a little bit
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macabre, the supernatural and the grizzly. But before we get to tonight's story,

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my spookies, I think it's about
time for us to get to the

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story. In fact, I think
I heard a phantom toilet flush. Oh

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don't worry, you'll know what it
means. It'll all be revealed soon,

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But first a word from our sponsors. Breaking the Seal by Gliss Waltz.

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The sharp pain in my head was
what woke me from my unconscious state.

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My head felt like thin glass ready
to break without warning. Drinking always did

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that to me. The sudden urge
to use the bathroom is what convinced me

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to actually leave the warmth of my
bed. I ignored the protests of my

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aching head and realized I had fallen
asleep with my pants on. A fuzzy

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memory led me to believe that there
should have been someone else in bed with

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me. The state of the blankets
on the far side of the bed confirmed

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this, but there was no one
there. I shrugged and staggered down the

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hallway to the bathroom. I didn't
even try to unzip my pants. I

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unzipped them and dropped them to the
cool tile floor. My bladder protested at

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the delay, and I lifted the
lid to let loose the contents of bladder

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filled with the previous nights drinking.
The urine erupted from me with a force

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I had never seen before. I
instantly grabbed my penis as it started to

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travel up, splashing the entire lid
and the back of the toilet. I

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was sure it would have hit the
ceiling if I hadn't interfered by aiming it

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back in the bowl. The water
in the bowl churned and frothed from the

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sheer velocity of the stream of urine
coming from me. To be honest,

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I had never experienced a piss like
this before. Usually there is the initial

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relaxation upon release, but now it
was more of a sense of panic.

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It was then I realized two things. The bowl of the toilet was filling

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rapidly, and my stream of urine
had not decreased in the slightest, still

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churning the water like an outboard motor. I flushed the toilet and continued to

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urinate. The flushing barely stayed ahead
of what was coming out of me.

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It already felt like I had been
there longer than was normal. Looking down,

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I noticed something on my chest.
What the hell was on my chest?

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I turned the top half of me
towards the bathroom mirror over the sink

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and nearly jumped out of my skin. There was a bloody pentagram on my

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chest. Why was there a bloody
pentagram on my chest? I tentatively touched

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it and was mildly surprised it didn't
hurt. I snapped out of the examination

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of this new discovery to flush the
toilet again before it overflowed. My finger

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had what looked like blood on it, but I figured it wasn't mine.

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That led to a whole new list
of questions as the urine continued to flow

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with the same velocity as it had
when it started the up or most in

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my mind would be whose blood was
on my chest in the form of a

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pentagram? Then my phone rang I
jumped from the sudden noise, and urine

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splashed the wall behind the toilet.
I had apparently left my phone in my

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pants pocket when I fell asleep.
How much did I have to drink last

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night, I wondered as I tried
to figure out a plan to retrieve my

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phone from my pants. First,
I flushed again when I pushed down the

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handle, for at least what I
thought was the fourth or fifth time.

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It hit me I had just fallen
into a routine where flushing the toilet repeatedly

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was part of my life. Now. My skin crawled with panic as I

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reached out for the leg of my
pants and dragged it closer to me.

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I thought I could just force my
keegel muscles to stop the flow of piss

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long enough to reach down and grab
my pants. That was a horrible idea.

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The attempt was met by a lancing, white hot pain in my penis,

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and it accomplished absolutely nothing. The
urine continued to flow, and I

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screamed from the agony. My head
erupted in sweat, and I saw little

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black dots swimming in my field of
vision. I knew I couldn't pass out.

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I was absolutely positive that even unconscious, I would continue to piss,

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filling the room in no time.
I was in a ground floor apartment,

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so the piss would have nowhere to
go. I took some deep breaths and

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relaxed and continued to drag the pants
closer. The ringing had stopped, but

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now that I knew my phone was
in the room, I had a lifeline

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to the outside world. But there
was no way I was going to be

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able to pick up the pants and
emerge unscathed. Lanced over my shoulder at

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the bathtub and knew what was going
to happen. It was my only option.

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I continued to hold my penis and
squatted, grabbing my pants and took

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the three steps to the bathtub and
hopped in. I pulled the curtain to

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contain the flow and held my pants
away from the stream. I realized that

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I would need both hands to get
the phone out of my jeans. I

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took another deep breath, released my
cock from my hand, and went for

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it. Five seconds later, I
had my phone in my right hand,

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my penis back in my left hand, and there was piss in my hair.

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The call had come from my friend
Nate. I checked the message he

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left and had answered more than a
few questions. Apparently, at my buddy

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Nate's house, we had been slamming
shots and beer like they were water.

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When I'm drunk, I've been told
that I become aggressively horny. I had

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left with a girl he called Twitch, the witch he was checking up on

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me. I called him back and
asked him about the evening. I also

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found out the reason for the odd
name for my choice of female companionship for

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that night. She was always showing
up at parties and tweaking out on meth.

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Usually she drank a lot, caused
a scene, and that was the

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end of it. But my horny
vision had selected her from my advances and

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we'd left together. Nate also mentioned
that she was a practicing witch. When

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he asked if I was next to
a stream or something. I just ignored

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it and asked if he had her
number. Nate has everybody's number, she

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answered. On the first ring.
I could hear the sneer in her voice

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when she asked how my morning piss
went, and I realized my drunken personality

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had taken things way too far.
After much pleading and begging, she felt

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that I had been punished enough.
I gave her my address and she said

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she had two requirements for removing the
curse. One she had something else to

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do, and it would be an
hour two to complete my utter humiliation,

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I would have to meet her outside. I agreed to the terms because I

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didn't see any other way out of
an impossible situation. But at the same

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time, my alcohol riddled brain saw
a way to decrease my utter humiliation.

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I used my delivery app on my
phone to order a pack of super absorbent

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adult diapers and a pair of oversized
sweatpants. I even left a huge tip

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to make sure they were left by
my doorstep. The delivery got there with

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ten minutes to spare before Twitch had
scheduled to arrive, plenty of time.

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I bawled up my jeans, held
them against my penis, and ran for

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the front door. I flung it
open, grabbed the bag, and made

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a dash back to the bathroom.
The jeans were already soaked, but the

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stream was blocked sufficiently that there wasn't
piss everywhere. I dropped the bag on

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the sink and stood in the bathtub
while I familiarized myself with how the diapers

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worked. It was a pack of
twenty, but I was only going to

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need about four to pull this off. I was interrupted by a text from

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Twitch telling me she was parking her
car and on her way to my apartment.

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I strapped on the first diaper and
layered it with four more. Then

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I pulled on the sweatpants. I
was glad they were black hides. The

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piss better. That made me laugh
for some reason. I stuffed two more

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down the front of my pants and
headed for the door. Opening the door,

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I saw Twitch across the street.
At least I assumed it was her.

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She was the only person dressed in
black goth clothes with a head of

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shocking green hair. An evil smile
crossed her face when we made eye contact,

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and she stepped off the curb to
cross the street. The landscaping truck

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never saw her. I live on
a main road with a speed limit of

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forty five miles per hour, and
she bounced off the front grill of that

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truck and was sucked under the vehicle. The loudest sickening crunch filled the air,

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followed immediately by the screeching of the
truck's brakes. Twitch lay mangled on

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the road, her eyes wide open
and staring at me. Blood and gray

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madder trickled down her ruined face.
The diapers had lost the battle, and

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twin jets of piss shot down both
my legs, onto the sidewalk and into

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the street. The urine would reach
twitch and I started to laugh the end.

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Well, I hope you all enjoyed
that one as much as I did.

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A nice change of pace, a
little dirty humor to get you through

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your week. And now I'm going
to tell you that next week we begin

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prom Night of the Dead, the
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to your ears for the next four
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on it by listening to prom Queen
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I know you're going to enjoy it, and I love doing these mini series.

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almost as if your life depended on
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can't wait to reveal it to you, but I'm going to keep it a

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it more of a secret until it's
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friends, it's time for me to
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spooky work to do of my own. But until next time, make sure

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you stay scared and try to stay
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but for now you are safe,
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