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It's a quiet Halloween night for just a few dollars,
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this place offers more than a few thrills.
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This year, we're gonna give more and the money's worth.
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Are you gonna get a ticket? Are you gonna get
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a ticket?
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Psycho Killer escapes on Halloween Night?
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Yeah? Right, sure, I must have taken a wrong turn,
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or there you took a wrong turn?
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Or in a world where podcasts reign supreme, two friends
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dare to ask.
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Do You Even?
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Movie? Hosted by filmmaker Enrique Kuto and movie aficionado David
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de Noyer.
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Spoiler alert, Hello, my friends, and welcome back to Do
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You Even? Movie? I'm, of course your host, Enrique Kuto,
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and this is another October edition, yes, where we're doing
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a little crossover, a little ninety sitcom Magic but with
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Weekly Spooky, my other podcast, and do You Even Movie?
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We're gonna be talking about a Halloween horror film you
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may not have heard of, and it's a shame. And
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of course I am here with my good buddy and
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co host double the David Denie readings. And I like
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that you've given up on correcting your name. I'm saying
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it Frenchish. Well, like I this is a not a spoiler.
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But I recorded with our good buddy Birdman this week
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for a Halloween podcast for David Gordon Green Trilogy, and
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I called myself David Loomis.
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Denoyer Loomis, except that's Louis. Well, it's Loomis now. Oh okay, Well,
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I mean it's not better. I did never say it was.
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Nothing gets better from there. But tonight we are going
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to be talking all about nineteen ninety one's forgotten gem
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of regional filmmaking. Yeah, a little movie from nineteen ninety one.
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I say the year over and over specifically because this
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title is much more famous later in movie. Yes, and
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if you have not watched Scary Movie, we recommended last
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week that you check it out over on tub completely free.
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It's also on Plex and screen box, so but if
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you want to watch it, no cost to you at all,
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check it out on Tube. Just make sure you type
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in Scary Movie nineteen ninety one. Yeah, so you find
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the correct one. But before we jump head first into
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the Halloween hijinks that are Scary Movie nineteen ninety one,
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Dave and I just got back from the preview night show,
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the first show in our area of Ohio, of Terrifier three. Yes,
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we did, which was a Christmas was a Chris movie,
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So it felt a little weird. It did watching it
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in the Halloween season, But I totally understand why they
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would want to roll it out in theaters during a
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time when people are all about going to see horror films. Absolutely, anyway,
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but we literally just got out of there. I mean,
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I'm still tasting the burps from the popcorn I ate
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at the cinema. Yes, and I would say this was
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a very.
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What's the word. I mean, it depends what you're saying.
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People were very excited about it. It was very anticipated. It
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was highly anticipated. Yeah, and I mean what more is
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there to say? Yeah, I mean it's we.
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You and I both saw the second one in theaters, Yes,
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in twenty brought the first one over to you because
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I got it from Bloody Disgusting. When they released the
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Blu ray of it. We watched it. I know you
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weren't a big fan of it. I had seen it before,
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Oh you had, Yeah, I didn't know that that's the
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one with the cutting in half, right, Yeah, yeah, i'd
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seen it before. I didn't know that because i'd brought
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it when like it had just come out.
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I man, if I saw it with you first, then
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I just I mean, and it could be that I'm
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also getting myself mixed up because of all hallows Eve.
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But I could have sworn that I saw it right
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when it first came out.
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I mean, all, hello, Zeve doesn't have the cutting in half,
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but it does have it does have a lot of debauchery.
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Yeah, yeah, it's where Art the Clown was coming from. Yeah,
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first revealed to the world, But yeah, I remember you
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weren't a big fan of the first one.
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The second one we went to go see in theaters
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solely because we could go see it in theaters, and
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also I was curious because the trailers looked really good,
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and I think we were both kind of the same
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feeling on the second one, to where it was like
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it wasn't a bad movie, but for two and a
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half hours, not a lot happened.
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Two and a half hours was a big ask for
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a movie like that. Yeah, and my opinion of Terrifier one,
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I wasn't a huge fan, but that's in part because
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I couldn't see it in the way that I think
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is worth seeing a Terrifier movie. Also fair because when
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I went to see Terrifier two. It was the same concept.
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I do believe if you love independent movies, if you
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love horror films, you should make an effort to watch
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releases of those things, even if you're not certain they're
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for you. You should go and support and a theatrical experience,
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in my humble opinion, is better and different than just
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sitting at home watching it. So when it comes to
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something that's relatively mindless in many ways, although each sequel
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is less mindless than the last, which, thank goodness, in
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a good way too. I mean, if if Terrifier had
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been a one off, I think leaving it as open
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as it was was fine. Yeah, absolutely, But once you're
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into your second sequel, you gotta come up with something
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else to do, because that's not just violence. Well, and
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for me, the violence becomes noise figuratively and literally. The
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sound mix was very loud, yeah, well in the theater too, yeah,
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but the gushy gore noises were very high at this
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and that was kind of my thought. So when we
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saw Terrifier too. My favorite part was going to see
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it in the theater in October and I was talking
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to a buddy of mine, a week ago about this,
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because he was not a huge Terrifier fan, just kind
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of feels like it's a bit mainstream as far as
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the underground mainstream or whatever they call it. And I said, well, sure,
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I mean it's the most popular. But what it does,
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what it brings to the table is that experience of
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seeing a ridiculous, gross out, good time horror movie in
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the theater. In the theater, yeah, ideally with a bunch
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of strangers. Yes. And when we saw that first Terrifier.
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When we saw Terrifier too, we went on the event day,
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not when it had been extended to release.
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No, we went the first day that it was available.
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Yeah. So we saw it with like maybe ten other people. Yeah,
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I was gonna say like six to seven maybe in
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the in the theater. And but this time around, you
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know it's going it's a full rollout of some maybe
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thousand screens. We saw it with easily forty or fifty
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other people. Yeah, and this is in a theater with recliners,
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so that's nearly full. Yeah. I mean it was like
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there was only the front row was empty.
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most part, had a Terrifier merch shirt or something along.
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Day, you know, I meaneah, yeah, and for the most
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part skewed older, except for the few young people who
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were mostly there to be really grossed out. Yeah, And
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I thought that. I felt like Terrifier two's biggest drawback
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for me personally was the running time. Yeah, way too
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long and you don't get enough for sitting through it.
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that fall victim to that, with much bigger budgets and
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with much more and of an acumen for taste. So
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Terrifiers in good company. Terrifire two is in good company
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with many films that out wore out there, welcome and
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didn't really give me any thing at the end. I'm
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looking at you. What was that The Green Knight? Oh yeah,
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the Green Knight. Goddamn that movie anyway, Uh, just too
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much for no payoff. Cool, but my god, it's cool
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to look at. Yeah, but you know, in my in
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my experience with with women, cool to look at is
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simply not enough to get you through three hours. So
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so Dave is shaking his head, Yes, I am so.
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I thought that Terrifier too. I could tell they were trying.
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They introduced a real main character and didn't just slaughter her, no,
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and they started to build a little bit of a plot,
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but I was kind of frustrated, or not a plot
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but an arc lore. Yeah, that's a good word for it.
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But then I was very frustrated because when it ended,
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we got like none of it. No, it like really
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didn't finish. And then of course we got the post
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credit sequence, which just was another gore scene to make
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us ready for the next thing.
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For those who aren't aware, Terrifier to you and spoilers
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with Sienna, the character that follows us into three cutting
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off Art the Clown's head, and then Art the Clown's
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head is reborn again via Vicky Vicky Yah, who is
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the woman that is attacked by Art in the first Terrifier, right,
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and she's the mangled person that you've seen probably on
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the trailers or any of the pictures.
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That's her.
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So she gives birth to Art's head and that was
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basically the end of Terrifier too.
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of my complaints, is that you got kind of non endings. Yeah,
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And I know though in slasher movie history, it's very
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common to leave that one opening. Absolutely, But I feel
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like in the early days, the heydays of slasher movies,
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they were really good about making it like it could
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be over though.
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come back or maybe Jason's coming back. Yeah, but you
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also got that closure of like he's been defeated. Yeah,
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And that's something I felt like the Terrifier movies were
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missing very much. No, I would agree with that.
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I think my biggest issue with two was, first off,
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the finale took like thirty five minutes. It was long, yeah,
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and it was just basically a lot of violence to
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the two main characters that we had at that point,
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and they just kept getting more and more and fighting
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back on art and then getting more violence towards them.
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So it was just kind of like it got boring.
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I was simply saying, it got boring.
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It a lot too much of anything kind of just
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becomes noise. You just get you get fatigued from it.
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And with that all being said, Terrifier three for me
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is my favorite of the series. Absolutely. It had the
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most characters that were worth a damn. In fact, one
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of my friends was commenting when we were driving back
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from the theater, was commenting on my phone saying that
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they weren't expecting it to be so mean, and I
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was My first thought was, I didn't think it could
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get meaner, and then I realized he meant because we
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actually knew the character, some of the characters that were dying, Yeah,
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and that made it way work.
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It felt like a game of throat, like the Game
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of Thrones of horror, basically because you can't get attached
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to anybody in these movies because basically, for the most part,
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anybody's expendable.
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See I would say that Game of Thrones is like
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a slasher of fantasy.
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Do You Even? Movie? Will be right back, welcome back
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to do You Even?
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Movie.
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When we get to the finale of three, I was
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just like, I was like, shit, where is this going?
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Because at this point, like when they when they start
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not gonna give too much a way, but when they
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start with that home invasion, I'm just like, Okay, well
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then ship, we're here now.
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I mean, I mean, it's not a spoiler to say
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that in the third act the main character confronts the villain.
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The villain yeah, I mean, because yeah, what kind of
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movie would you have.
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I mean, there's really not any big spoilers you can
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get for Terrified three if you already know this series.
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Not really, but I will say and I and this
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is all I'll say. Possibly one of the most Catholic
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horror film I've seen without literally having the Pope in it.
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And I'm not joking. I am positive that that under well,
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And that's the thing that was I noticed it eventually
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it's Christmas. It's a Christmas movie. Yeah, so there's a
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lot of religious iconography, especially toward the end. But even
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before they were going like ham fisted on religious iconography,
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I was just sitting there going like, man, this is Catholic,
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Like this is very Catholic. Catholic. And there was one
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part where a character finally revealed a motivation, which is
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huge in the Terrifier movies motivation. And when I heard
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the motivation, my first thought was that sounds like the
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Book of Job. You did say that, yeah, I literally
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think of here was like, what is this a Book
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of Job? So that being said, Terrifier three, in my estimation,
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extremely catholic, and I'm here for it. Yeah. It was
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my top And and that's saying a lot because this
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is not really my kind of horror.
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because I mean you you and you don't mind gore
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as long as it doesn't take away from a story
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in a sense, I will I'll.
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Ever remember his story. I'm never gonna remember the wicked
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gore effects and stuff because to me this sounds so crappy.
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you have time and money. It doesn't really show now. Granted,
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you know, like the first two Terrifier movies did not
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have a lot of money. They had but they had
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a talented person who spent a lot of time, Damian Leone,
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who does the effects and directed the films and wrote them.
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It showed showcased how well he could do. But at
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the end of the day, all I'm thinking is like, Wow,
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that must have taken a lot of time and effort
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and money coming up with a story that's memorable. You
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can spend zero dollars and do it great, and you
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can spend two million dollars and do a really shitty job.
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And I mean just getting the script written two million dollars,
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not Terrifier three. Two million dollars total totally. Yeah. So
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all I'm saying is I feel like Damian Leone, whether
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he discovered it while writing three or he started plotting
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it in two.
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I think he started plotting it in too, because I
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don't know if you remember, but we had that bonus
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thing that was after Terrifier Too when we went to
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see it on that opening day, and he even started
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his interview with yeah, like, you know, I wanted to
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do more with the story and blitic because they were asking, like,
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you know, how to go with the concept of Terrifier too,
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And we even looked like leaned over to each other
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and we're just like, you had two and a half
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hours and you didn't further.
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understand the story. I was like, you just we just
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gave you two and a half hours. Yeah. But that
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being said, I think that what Damian Leone and his
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people have crafted, yeah, is a really awesome piece of
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of horror media, and I think a lot of people
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are really connecting with it. I am just glad I
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got to go see it in the theater experience it
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like a real movie because it's his real movie. Yeah,
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opening night for Terrifier four. Yeah, bring it on. So
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it's it's my thought, insanely gory. Uh.
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They somehow upped the gore and the cruelness of two,
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which I didn't think was possible.
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I didn't think that they out did too. You don't
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think they did. I don't think they I mean not
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really to just dragged dragged on the violence so long.
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The spoiler alert. They opened with fucking murdering a family, like, kill.
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Everybody all the time. I want to put a call
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out to Damien Leoh Jesus, nut up and kill some
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cats and dogs. That's what needs to happen. Art the
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Clown needs to just snap a cat's neck he killed
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on camera. Yeah, he killed some rats. He's just snap
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a cat's neck on camera. Scroove that you've got the kahness.
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I honestly, he might have already killed something in the
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Terrifier one.
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To be honest, feel like people would never shut up
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about it. I don't know if Art the Clown killed
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a dogger came back.
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To what I was saying. The cameos are awesome. They're
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they're they're they're pretty much you like used, not just
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they're utilized.
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Well, yeah, they're not constant. It's not constant.
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I mean, there was some great cameos in it, there's
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some great kills in it. There's a really surprising terrifier
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Christmas song in it that I.
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Did not expel. I was so happy. That was pretty great.
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So but yeah, overall, I would I get think. I
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gave it a three and a half on Letterbox out
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of five. I think it is probably the best of
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them so far as far as furthering the story, giving
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you characters that you really care about, and then also
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setting up the fourth movie spoilers, which.
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Means I think it's already been announced. Yeah, I just
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double checked. Art the Clown throws the dead possum at
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someone in part two, Part two, okay, and then in
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part three kills one rat.
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Oh yeah, because the possum the kid finds and in
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all way, I forgot about that.
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Yeah, so he has not killed animals. And then the
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first Reddit post is would art the Clown kill an animal? Yes,
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yes you would.
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I was surprised though, too, that the little girl wasn't
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in it at all.
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Well, she's probably not a little girl anymore. Well, that
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might be A. I mean, to be frank, I don't
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really remember what happened with her character.
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I mean, she was just another thing that he saw
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when he first opened the movie. She was at the
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laundrom I remember that.
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I just don't remember where what happened.
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She disappeared basically at the towards the end of the
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third act.
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Okay, that's what I remember, So that makes sense. Yeah.
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So yeah, So all that to say, we've spent almost
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twenty minutes talking about it. I enjoyed Terrifier three and
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and to quote Abraham Lincoln, oh god, it's the kind
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of thing you'd like if you like that kind of thing,
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fair enough, And I really that is sometimes when I
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tell people that, yeah, because I use that for a
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lot of things where it's hard to explain why you
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would like it, especially like like I love Italian cannibal movies,
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and I often have to say they're the kind of
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thing you like, if you like that kind of thing.
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I've had people say like, well, that's kind of dismissed it.
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I'm like, no, it's not. My point is that some
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people like this type of thing. Yeah, so if you
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like that type of thing, you're gonna like this so
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you know, if you like Terrifier one, you like Terrifier two,
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you like really splattery hornby strong stomach. Eh, I mean
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maybe I'm I'm but I'm completely dead inside. I mean
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I never got nauseous or anything like that. The I did,
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but that was because I ate too many milk done. Yeah,
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that's fair. Yeah.
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The only thing was like the shower scene, I was
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just there was when he did that. I think it
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was the vertical cut along his ass. I was just
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like Jesus Christ's art.
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Yeah, no, it got it got nasty well. And that's
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the other thing. And why I'm glad that there was
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a lean into the story is you he'll never be
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able to top each movie again and again and again.
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It literally can't be done. Yeah, and especially when you
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consider that from the beginning Terrifier was already knocking on taboos. Honestly,
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Damian leone and Terrifier four, he should. He should literally
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burn down an entire veterinary hospital. He could. I'm just
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saying good if you want art to stay on the
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cutting edge of evil.
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Uh.
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He does give domestic terrorism for Christmas, as you said, Yeah, yeah,
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no spoiler, but there's a moment where art does something
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evil shock and I literally just lean he went to
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art the clown is a domestic terrorist. Now, was not
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seeing that coming. And I liked that. I love that
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a couple of the weapons you choices you really weren't expecting. Yeah,
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that's good stuff.
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He he didn't go into his bag a lot. I
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mean he only pulled out like a couple of things.
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Well they're actually weren't that many kills, No, I mean
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there were, they were always they were stacked quite a bit. Yeah,
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but but it was much more focused on on getting
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across why we should care about the people on absolute,
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which I've always appreciated. So anything else you want to
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say about.
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It, go see it if you can't, if you if
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you can, go see it, Yeah, definitely won't. You won't
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be sorry missed this in theaters.
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You won't. You will sure we go. Wow. For a second,
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I thought David just completely turned. I was like, well,
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that's brutal. But yeah, So check out Terrifier three in
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your local theater this Halloween season if you get a chance.
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Yes again, kind of thing you like, if you like
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that kind of thing. So now we're gonna talk all
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about scary movie nineteen ninety one, a film that I
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brought to you will get there, but yes you did
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so well. You see, usually Dave's on was like, bro,
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I found this, like this thing, let's watch a belch.
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I think I kind of fucked myself though, because I did.
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I did say the truth to you, which is just like,
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this is a movie that I can be a picky
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little bitch sometimes.
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I mean I think that's a little harsh. I would
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just say a snobby ass, but.
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Yeah, either way, I could be a snobby, picky little
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bitch sometimes. And this was this is a title that
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you can get through AGFA. I think the Blue ray
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is still readily available as well.
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The American Genre Film Archive.
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Yeah, and I had Satan's Little not Satan's Little Helper,
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Satan's Children from them and a couple others, but I
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had never really looked at the library. And also I'd
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seen this before, but it just the cover didn't really
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grab me. And then it was one that you suggested
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that we watch it. Then now I think it's become
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an October stable for us.
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It did. I snapped it up because I loved the
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look of it. Yeah, So the thing about the American
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Genre Film Archive and it's worth talking about for a
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second because they're the ones who resurrected this film. Yeah,
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from almost total obscurity. It had never had ever and
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we'll get to detail later. But it never had an
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official American North American release. It was released in a
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few foreign territories and screened around Texas and sold on
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DVD around Texas. The American Genre Film Archive is a
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group of film enthusiasts who promise when they screened movies
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and when they released them on Blu ray and DVD,
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they promised to only release films that no one cares
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about me. Yeah, and I'm not being diminishing. I love
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their releases because if you grab an AGFA title, you
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know it's going to be some thing interesting that you
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would not have found otherwise. I love that differentiator. We're
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not like Severin or vinegar syndrome, where we take something
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that some people love because we want it out there. No,
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we find something that, literally why would anybody ns Obscurity
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never got released excessively. Yeah, they constantly put out stuff
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like that, and I love it, and other labels dabble
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in doing that. Arrow has done it, a few other
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people have done it, but AGFA. That's all they do.
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That's their bread and butter. They grab stuff and when
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you buy it, you know you probably if you've seen it,
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it's a shock. So I love what they did with
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Scary Movie. They gave it a beautiful blu ray. But
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you can of course watch it for free on tube.
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So Dave, you want to jump into the poignant and
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pertinent deets.
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Pertinent deets, we are talking about Scary Movie from nineteen
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ninety one. One hour in twenty two minutes of this
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film is not rated. If it had a rating, you
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think it would be like a PG threeteen or you
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think it would be an R.
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Oh, it would be an R. Yeah there's an violence. Yeah, yeah,
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that's fair.
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Do You Even Movie will be right back, Welcome back
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to Do You Even Movie.
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Our director and writer on the film is Daniel Rickson.
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He gets his start as a writer, rector and producer
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on Mister Pumpkin in nineteen eighty six was a short
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film he did which is included on the blue ray,
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and we watched it tonight.
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It was really fun.
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It was fun that he does Scary Movie in ninety one,
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and then Eve's Necklace in twenty ten and that is
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all his resume includes.
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Yeah, he has not done a ton he has not,
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but what a debut feature.
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Hell yeah. A writer on. One of the writers on
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the film is David Lane Smith. He writes Scary Movie
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in ninety one and does the visual effects for Eve's
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Necklace in twenty ten. We also have Mark Vogues who
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is a writer on the film as well. He's an
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actor though, starting in nineteen eighty six with Redheaded Stranger Rap,
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Scary Movie in ninety one, Seduction in Travis County Without Warning,
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the James Brady Story in ninety one. Hard promises a
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perfect world North and South Walker, Texas Ranger where the
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heart is in the life of David Gale. So he
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got a little bit of acting in there from basically
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the mid eighties up until the early two thousands, quite
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a bit.
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Yeah.
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Our cinematographer on the film is I Even Bigley. He
487
00:25:21.359 --> 00:25:24.400
gets start as a DP on Mister Pumpkin in eighty six.
488
00:25:24.279 --> 00:25:26.559
Which makes sense because that was a very good looking
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00:25:26.559 --> 00:25:27.079
short film.
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Yeah, Scary Movie in ninety one, follows it up with
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Mohammed's Radio in ninety six. Burying Lana, No, I've not
492
00:25:34.400 --> 00:25:36.440
burying Lana in ninety seven. I know the song of
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course riff Raff in two thousand and five. And he
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also is the sound apartment on a film called nineteen
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eighteen eighty five May eighteen, nineteen eighteen and eighty five.
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00:25:47.200 --> 00:25:49.920
But then he does the sound department for a little
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00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:52.680
film in eighty five called Confessions of a Serial Killer.
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00:25:52.599 --> 00:25:55.559
One of my favorites and a Texas made feature film.
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And it may or may not be a future episode.
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I mean talking man, just maggoty with ones I brought
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to you.
502
00:26:02.400 --> 00:26:04.599
Yeah, basically, well, no, no, you didn't bring that to me.
503
00:26:04.640 --> 00:26:06.160
I've seen it. I saw that before you introduced it
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00:26:06.200 --> 00:26:11.839
to me. Yeah, but did you really? Yes, a DVD. Sometimes, David,
505
00:26:12.519 --> 00:26:16.680
you appreciate things more when I shoved them into your heath.
506
00:26:16.720 --> 00:26:18.920
We were both excited when you showed me the directors
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00:26:18.960 --> 00:26:20.759
could have been released. Oh yeah, because we because we
508
00:26:20.799 --> 00:26:23.200
just were like, what the fuck? Yeah, they just got dropped.
509
00:26:23.319 --> 00:26:27.039
But I just remember you quoting the last line of
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00:26:27.079 --> 00:26:30.559
the movie ad nauseum after we watched it together, which
511
00:26:30.599 --> 00:26:32.400
makes me think that that was the first time you
512
00:26:32.519 --> 00:26:33.599
like really got it.
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And I mean that, I mean that it was it
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was God damn out. I can't remember, like it probably
515
00:26:41.039 --> 00:26:42.720
was college. If not, I had just moved back to
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Troy when I watched it.
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00:26:43.799 --> 00:26:46.440
Sure, And I mean, all I'm saying is that when
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I first watched it, it really stuck. And there's plenty of
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00:26:50.759 --> 00:26:53.640
things that didn't stick with me the first time or
520
00:26:53.680 --> 00:26:55.799
second time I watched it. That's all I'm saying. I'm
521
00:26:55.839 --> 00:26:58.880
just saying, like, I felt like you really understood my
522
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level of enthusiasm.
523
00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:01.759
Having it on a one hundred and twenty in screen
524
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doesn't hurt either.
525
00:27:02.799 --> 00:27:04.480
Well no, no, not at all. But I mean I
526
00:27:04.519 --> 00:27:06.519
watched it on a really ugly VHS.
527
00:27:06.640 --> 00:27:09.640
Yeah, that's fair, fair enough, so the Aurora Counter also
528
00:27:09.640 --> 00:27:11.839
in eighty six. He does a sound apartment on Shadows
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of the Wall in eighty six, and then he's also
530
00:27:13.720 --> 00:27:16.119
an editor in the Return of Josie Wills in eighty
531
00:27:16.240 --> 00:27:19.839
and then in nineteen eighty two's Mongrel, written and directed
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00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:20.400
by Robert A.
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Burns. Wowm hmm. Was Mongrel a feature? Yeah? How have
534
00:27:24.960 --> 00:27:26.720
I shot aten seen it? Yeah?
535
00:27:26.759 --> 00:27:29.400
It's his, it's his right, it's his directorial and he
536
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wrote and he wrote it.
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00:27:30.359 --> 00:27:34.720
So Robert A. Burns, Mmm, I'm gonna save talking a
538
00:27:34.759 --> 00:27:37.799
lot about him, Yeah, because I had the very great
539
00:27:37.839 --> 00:27:40.759
fortune of meeting him before his passing. But Robert A.
540
00:27:40.839 --> 00:27:44.759
Burns was a famous in the lands land of horror
541
00:27:45.319 --> 00:27:49.720
production designer. He not only did Texas Chainsaw Massacre, he
542
00:27:49.839 --> 00:27:53.599
not only did The Hills Have Eyes. He also did Reanimator,
543
00:27:53.680 --> 00:27:59.160
among many others. But those three truly quintessentially great horror
544
00:27:59.160 --> 00:28:02.720
films had his thumb print right on them. Yeah, and
545
00:28:02.759 --> 00:28:04.160
he did a lot of other stuff. But we will
546
00:28:04.200 --> 00:28:06.960
dive deep into him on a future episode when we
547
00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:09.240
dive into Confessions of a Serial Killer. Yes.
548
00:28:09.519 --> 00:28:11.759
So the tagline, which is something I'm gonna start including.
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I'm gona start including the taglines because I think the
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00:28:13.640 --> 00:28:14.640
taglines can be fun.
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00:28:14.680 --> 00:28:15.920
I mean I like taglines.
552
00:28:16.000 --> 00:28:18.720
The tagline and the only tagline for this film, fear
553
00:28:19.079 --> 00:28:20.039
is a state of mind.
554
00:28:20.720 --> 00:28:23.279
I mean that is a good tagline to the movie.
555
00:28:23.440 --> 00:28:26.119
It's a little heady. You have to know what, It
556
00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:27.960
makes more sense when you've seen the film. Yeah.
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00:28:28.880 --> 00:28:31.799
Snopsis says a paranoid teenage nerd comes to believe that
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an escape lunatic maybe hiding in the neighborhood Halloween House
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00:28:34.759 --> 00:28:37.640
of Horrors, and slowly starts to descend into madness.
560
00:28:38.200 --> 00:28:41.680
I hate that. I hate that synopsis. It gives away
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00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:42.160
too much.
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00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:45.480
Mine my synopsis, A nerdy teen slips into paranoia that
563
00:28:45.519 --> 00:28:47.519
the local spook house may be hiding the place for
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an escape lunatic on Halloween night.
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00:28:49.559 --> 00:28:53.839
I hate yours too, Why because you're putting the doubt
566
00:28:53.920 --> 00:28:58.319
in and that's giving the audience who's reading that too
567
00:28:58.440 --> 00:29:01.559
much of an insight. That's fair a nerdy guy. I'm
568
00:29:01.599 --> 00:29:03.880
just off the time a nerdy guy ends up at
569
00:29:03.880 --> 00:29:05.920
a spook house when he finds out there's an escaped
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00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:09.079
lunatic nearby. Something like that. A little bit more ambiguous.
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00:29:09.839 --> 00:29:13.599
You'll find out why, kids, I'm I'm just it just
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00:29:13.640 --> 00:29:16.240
has those little wording bits. Yeah. No, I feel that
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00:29:16.240 --> 00:29:20.039
that I don't love because I want the audience to
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be as fooled as I was.
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00:29:21.480 --> 00:29:24.920
I mean, we can restart the episode again. Now I've
576
00:29:24.960 --> 00:29:26.480
given away too much problem, We're good.
577
00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:29.880
I'll just I'm just gonna digitally remove you as AI
578
00:29:30.599 --> 00:29:31.640
move it into our cast.
579
00:29:31.920 --> 00:29:33.720
I will go ahead and say, with this episode, with
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this movie being what it is, we have one major
581
00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:39.240
cast member that that actually went to do stuff. I
582
00:29:39.279 --> 00:29:42.039
do have some listing for another one, but John Hawks.
583
00:29:42.119 --> 00:29:43.519
He didn't just go to do stuff.
584
00:29:43.640 --> 00:29:48.519
He went on to Academy Award nominated Nomini. Yeah yeah,
585
00:29:48.599 --> 00:29:50.440
John Hawks, who plays Worn in the film one hundred
586
00:29:50.440 --> 00:29:52.880
and forty two credits on his resume, a lot of credits.
587
00:29:52.920 --> 00:29:55.480
He gets his start in Police Academy in nineteen eighty four.
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00:29:55.559 --> 00:29:57.799
He is uncredited, though, so technically he gets a start
589
00:29:57.799 --> 00:30:00.519
in eighty five with Future Kill Shoot.
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00:30:00.559 --> 00:30:02.279
I think I have a copy of Future. I think
591
00:30:02.279 --> 00:30:04.640
it's I think it's on your server. Yeah, I'm almost
592
00:30:04.680 --> 00:30:05.160
certain I do.
593
00:30:05.359 --> 00:30:08.240
Then he appears in the Doa remake in nineteen eighty eight,
594
00:30:08.319 --> 00:30:10.799
Johnny be Good in eighty eight, Murder Wrap in eighty eight,
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Heartbreak Hotel in eighty eight, Dakota in eighty eight, Rosalie
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Goes Shopping eighty nine. Then he does Scary Movie in
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ninety one, follows up A Sweet Poison in ninety one,
598
00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:23.160
Man in the Machine Nails in ninety two, Northern Exposure,
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00:30:23.359 --> 00:30:24.440
Freaked in ninety three.
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I'm guessing he played one of the freaks and that's
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why was he the nose? Uh? Who is he? I
602
00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:33.000
want to how I think he Now that's gonna make
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00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:34.440
me crazy. Why wouldn't you find out.
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00:30:34.480 --> 00:30:35.759
I did find it, I just can't. I just didn't
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write down the character.
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00:30:36.599 --> 00:30:38.799
Unfortunately. Course, well you found out and then forgot. Yeah, bro,
607
00:30:38.920 --> 00:30:43.480
which is as good as not finding out. Lock yourself. Uh,
608
00:30:43.519 --> 00:30:48.000
this is this is my hell. Oh stop all right, freaked.
609
00:30:49.559 --> 00:30:51.079
Oh you're so bad at internet.
610
00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:53.160
I'm bad at internet. Yeah, I think it's my computer.
611
00:30:53.240 --> 00:30:56.240
Don't you just use the find button? Won't you shut up?
612
00:30:56.279 --> 00:30:57.839
And then you could just type in freaked and it
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00:30:57.799 --> 00:31:03.559
weld go right to it. Cowboy Cowboy in ninety three. Oh,
614
00:31:04.279 --> 00:31:07.440
so he was under a lot of makeup Louse Cowboy. Yeah,
615
00:31:07.480 --> 00:31:10.720
that's so funny. So he does Freaked in ninety three.
616
00:31:10.960 --> 00:31:15.000
Then he goes on to do Adventures of Briscoe County
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00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:17.680
Junior in ninety three, Flesh and Bone Wings, Dead Air
618
00:31:17.720 --> 00:31:21.000
in ninety four, Congo, Night of the Scarecrow in ninety.
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Five Night of the Scarecrow with Jeff burd That is correct. Shit,
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00:31:25.240 --> 00:31:27.079
I need to reward. I need to rewatch that anyway
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from us.
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00:31:27.519 --> 00:31:29.680
Still Dawn in ninety six, Dangerous Minds TV show in
623
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ninety six, Millennium, The Big Easy TV series, Steel Pacific
624
00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:36.359
Blue Nash bridges Er playing God boogie Boy Buffy the
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00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:39.240
Vampire Slayer, Rush Hour in ninety eight, Home Fries, I
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00:31:39.279 --> 00:31:42.000
Still Know What You did last summer, Brimstone, The Crow
627
00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:44.680
Stairway to Heaven, which is the TV series Martial Law
628
00:31:44.880 --> 00:31:48.000
X Files, Blue Streak, The Practice, Perfect Storm in two thousand,
629
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Hardball Identity, Deadwood, Risk Cutters A Love Story, Miamivice, American
630
00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:56.200
Gangster S Darko, Winners Bone in twenty ten, Eves Necklace
631
00:31:56.240 --> 00:32:00.359
in twenty ten, Contagion Lincoln Life of Crime, Small Down
632
00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:01.400
Crime in twenty seventeen.
633
00:32:01.480 --> 00:32:03.319
It's a damn good film, damn good movie.
634
00:32:03.680 --> 00:32:07.680
Three Billboards Outside Evans, Missourians twenty seventeen, Peanut Butterfalcon twenty nineteen,
635
00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:10.000
and most recently was on True Detective in twenty twenty.
636
00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:12.480
Four see I I. He first got on my radar
637
00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:16.039
on Deadwood, Oh yeah, absolutely, and then again when he
638
00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:18.519
was the brother on Eastbound and Down.
639
00:32:18.400 --> 00:32:21.279
And famously, of course, is the liquor store owner at
640
00:32:21.279 --> 00:32:23.400
the beginning of From Us Till Dawn that gets lit
641
00:32:23.440 --> 00:32:23.839
the fuck.
642
00:32:23.759 --> 00:32:27.119
Up, yeah, literally, and then figured it figuratively and then
643
00:32:27.319 --> 00:32:28.480
literally yeah. Yeah.
644
00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:31.400
We also have Susanne Aldrich, who plays Barbara Scary movie
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00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:33.119
is the only thing on her credit in ninety one.
646
00:32:33.799 --> 00:32:36.839
Then we have ev Leunning, who plays Sheriff Pat Briggs.
647
00:32:37.039 --> 00:32:40.400
He is gets his start in nineteen ninety with Naughtia
648
00:32:40.400 --> 00:32:42.759
The Secret of Blue Water Scary Movie in ninety one,
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00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:46.480
Nadya The the Motion Picture in ninety one, Texas Justice,
650
00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:50.279
Cyber Mag's Dark Dark Light Awakening in ninety five, Red Boys,
651
00:32:50.359 --> 00:32:54.359
Sweet Things, Eden's Bowery Ultimate X Ascension Get Backers, DC
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00:32:54.519 --> 00:32:57.720
Universe Online, and most recently, even though it's not out
653
00:32:57.759 --> 00:32:59.200
and we don't know if we're ever gonna see it,
654
00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:00.720
Toxic Avenger three.
655
00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:03.960
Oh shit, Okay, so the sheriff makes it appearance in
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that film.
657
00:33:05.400 --> 00:33:08.720
Fair enough, And as Rique mentioned, we do have the
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film currently available on Plex screen box and two B
659
00:33:12.200 --> 00:33:14.920
or you can rent it or buy it onto a
660
00:33:15.279 --> 00:33:16.720
voodoo I know, as well as well as get the
661
00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:17.599
Blu ray from.
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00:33:17.440 --> 00:33:21.119
AGVA and and it is definitely worth getting. Absolutely I
663
00:33:21.640 --> 00:33:24.359
realized we don't have what John Hawks got nominated for
664
00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:27.039
an Academy Award for. Oh yeah, I guess we don't. Yeah,
665
00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:30.720
that would have been good to know. I mean, I'm
666
00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:34.720
trying to this guy. This is what I get for
667
00:33:34.839 --> 00:33:41.039
letting Dave do things. I'm looking good. Good. The dead
668
00:33:41.079 --> 00:33:45.759
air is is all. You're like, it's fine, you'll edit it.
669
00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:52.000
Best Supporting Actor. Oh it doesn't say.
670
00:33:51.799 --> 00:33:54.920
What nominated nominated for one oscar and it was for
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fucking laptop taking some slip Winters Boe Winter's Bone Okay, yeah,
672
00:34:01.799 --> 00:34:02.559
I thought it was Winterersbone.
673
00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:04.519
I couldn't remember. Have you seen Winters Bone?
674
00:34:04.720 --> 00:34:06.720
No, it's really good. It's one of Jennifer Lawrence's like
675
00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:07.599
first big roles.
676
00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:09.800
Huh yeah, I haven't had a chance.
677
00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:13.280
Yeah, twenty eleven. So we've already talked about it a
678
00:34:13.320 --> 00:34:15.920
little bit. But the first time that we saw this,
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00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:17.920
you had bought the blue ray. We popped it, and
680
00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:19.760
we had no idea really what to expect. You had
681
00:34:19.760 --> 00:34:21.719
told me that it was shot in Austin and that
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00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:23.880
it was basically a lost film until they'd found it.
683
00:34:24.360 --> 00:34:26.719
And then what we discovered was that this is like
684
00:34:26.760 --> 00:34:28.519
a perfect Halloween hangout film.
685
00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:33.280
Yeah. What happened was I had been exposed to the film,
686
00:34:33.880 --> 00:34:37.239
I think because it took place on Halloween. Yeah, because
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that's a major thing I'm obsessed with, is finding films
688
00:34:39.880 --> 00:34:42.000
that take place on holidays. How we watched hackle Lingter
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00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:44.960
that one year yeah, and how I liked it a
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00:34:44.960 --> 00:34:47.159
lot more a second time. Yeah, especially with Joe Bob
691
00:34:47.199 --> 00:34:50.440
hosting it. Yeah, that helped a lot. So that really
692
00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:53.960
pulled me in right away. Yeah, because I was like, oh, cool,
693
00:34:54.079 --> 00:34:56.639
you know, this is on Halloween and it's AGFA, and
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00:34:56.719 --> 00:34:59.400
I love what AGFA does and it's you know, kind
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00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:01.800
of a lost So then yeah, we put it on
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00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:10.440
and I didn't realize how bizarrely well it captures kind
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00:35:10.440 --> 00:35:14.920
of this Halloween mindset, especially the halloweens of what I
698
00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:18.280
call the better time before you were born. Yeah that's fair,
699
00:35:19.519 --> 00:35:22.840
but well I'm just old enough, just old enough to
700
00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:29.199
remember Halloween in eighty nine, ninety ninety one, and they
701
00:35:29.239 --> 00:35:33.119
were pretty damn awesome. Yeah. So, I mean, I'm not
702
00:35:33.119 --> 00:35:36.320
one of those people that thinks that Halloween is dying out.
703
00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:40.079
My neighborhood every year has more trick or treaters. We've
704
00:35:40.079 --> 00:35:43.800
really had a lot of luck there, although fourteen years
705
00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:47.920
ago we had almost none. So reproduce you fucking idiots
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00:35:47.920 --> 00:35:49.480
out there, reproduce.
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00:35:51.199 --> 00:36:02.000
Do You Even movie? Will be right back, welcome back
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to Do You Even?
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Movie. I love Halloween obviously, and I felt like this
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00:36:12.280 --> 00:36:16.840
film captured an essence of Halloween in a really unusual
711
00:36:16.920 --> 00:36:20.679
way because it's not a gore fest, it's not a
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00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:24.920
scare fest. This is going to make it sound less
713
00:36:24.960 --> 00:36:28.760
fun than it is. It exists in this really interesting
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00:36:28.840 --> 00:36:33.159
world where it's Halloween night in some podunk area of Texas. Yeah,
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00:36:33.400 --> 00:36:36.920
and you're waiting in line to get into a family
716
00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:38.360
run spook house spokehouse. Yeah.
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00:36:38.440 --> 00:36:40.519
Yeah, And I mean that's I think that's what was
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00:36:40.559 --> 00:36:42.880
most fun about it was. I mean, did you ever
719
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go to a spook house, you mean, like the ran
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like on a ball, like ran by a family and whatnot,
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00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:53.519
like like the the lower tier ones that are no
722
00:36:53.559 --> 00:36:54.480
longer in existence.
723
00:36:54.760 --> 00:36:57.440
No, not really, but that's not really a thing in
724
00:36:57.480 --> 00:36:57.840
the city.
725
00:36:57.960 --> 00:37:00.400
No, Because I'm the only thing that I have with
726
00:37:00.440 --> 00:37:02.519
that is I went to j C's. I was in
727
00:37:02.679 --> 00:37:04.760
I was outside of j C's the last year before
728
00:37:04.760 --> 00:37:05.400
it was done.
729
00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:09.639
I thought, uh oh, because the isn't there something other
730
00:37:09.760 --> 00:37:10.679
Jc's runs.
731
00:37:10.679 --> 00:37:12.920
A Jc's haunted House is the one I'm referring to,
732
00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:14.400
and that one, I think is that.
733
00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:16.199
I mean, that's the gong gone. I mean, I've been
734
00:37:16.280 --> 00:37:19.480
to the things that I would end up going to
735
00:37:19.519 --> 00:37:23.320
as a kid were haunted hay rides a common Yeah,
736
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:26.639
to be like run by families and stuff. And they
737
00:37:26.679 --> 00:37:28.719
scared the everlove and shit out of me by the
738
00:37:28.719 --> 00:37:31.800
way Haunted hay rides. I honestly, I mean not that
739
00:37:31.840 --> 00:37:35.159
I've been invited to one but recently, but I uh I,
740
00:37:35.320 --> 00:37:37.920
I don't seek them out. That's fair creep to me out.
741
00:37:38.039 --> 00:37:40.079
Well, I know what I'm doing in a week.
742
00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:43.239
Oh boy, So you're ready to get into the movie. Sure,
743
00:37:43.440 --> 00:37:43.840
all right?
744
00:37:43.920 --> 00:37:46.239
So we open with shot of lightning flashing through a
745
00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:48.079
window as we hear a storm outside. Plus we hear
746
00:37:48.079 --> 00:37:50.480
a clock ticking, and that's when we meet Warren, who's
747
00:37:50.519 --> 00:37:53.199
clearly having a nightmare because we see it as we
748
00:37:53.280 --> 00:37:55.199
go into his dream and he is being chased by
749
00:37:55.239 --> 00:37:57.599
a figure in a skull mask with a scythe.
750
00:37:57.559 --> 00:38:01.760
Yes, and that imagery will come two again. Yes.
751
00:38:02.119 --> 00:38:03.920
So he wakes up and we see him look over
752
00:38:04.079 --> 00:38:06.360
at his pet fish and next we see that they
753
00:38:06.400 --> 00:38:08.639
are outside of a haunt. As we see the crew
754
00:38:08.679 --> 00:38:11.239
getting ready for Halloween night, we see a sheriff car
755
00:38:11.239 --> 00:38:13.679
pull up as we meet Sheriff Pat Briggs who's stopping
756
00:38:13.679 --> 00:38:16.320
by the Haunt to pass out posters for his re election.
757
00:38:16.840 --> 00:38:20.119
Yeah, he is about as politician, he as a sheriff
758
00:38:20.199 --> 00:38:21.440
can get Yeah.
759
00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:23.320
And we also see that there is a sign hung
760
00:38:23.360 --> 00:38:26.280
above the haunt that says, abandon all, abandoned, hope all
761
00:38:27.000 --> 00:38:28.320
all y'all he, Oh my.
762
00:38:28.280 --> 00:38:31.239
God, abandon all, hope y'all, who end, y'all? Who enter? Yeah, y'all,
763
00:38:31.239 --> 00:38:34.760
who interfere? Thank you, which is very charming, very charming
764
00:38:34.760 --> 00:38:35.760
in very Texas.
765
00:38:35.800 --> 00:38:38.199
And then we also push forward into the night and
766
00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:40.480
it is right outside the haunt we see a van
767
00:38:40.559 --> 00:38:42.960
driving down the road and inside the van we see
768
00:38:42.960 --> 00:38:44.920
that a man is in a straight jacket and this
769
00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:49.320
is going to be John Lewis Barker. Yes, and he
770
00:38:49.559 --> 00:38:52.400
is a mental patient that is being transferred right now.
771
00:38:52.400 --> 00:38:53.960
But we'll get back to him in just a little bit,
772
00:38:54.039 --> 00:38:56.880
because now we are outside the Haunt and we see
773
00:38:56.920 --> 00:38:58.599
Warren and his friend Brad.
774
00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:02.880
Yes, and his and I would say friend is is
775
00:39:03.000 --> 00:39:07.960
air quotes worthy? Air quotes his friend. Yeah.
776
00:39:08.239 --> 00:39:10.199
I would also like to add I did forget I
777
00:39:10.199 --> 00:39:13.119
did forget to mention this, but this movie has a
778
00:39:13.199 --> 00:39:14.880
barcode with its title.
779
00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:18.679
I did did he mention why in the commentary he
780
00:39:18.719 --> 00:39:20.239
has not yet? I mean, I, like I said, I
781
00:39:20.679 --> 00:39:22.519
with the time, he would have probably said something was
782
00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:25.360
at the beginning beginning, Yeah, yeah, I do have fun
783
00:39:25.400 --> 00:39:28.079
trivia the idea why there's a bar code under the
784
00:39:28.119 --> 00:39:29.599
title so weird. It is weird.
785
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:33.360
So Brad, Brad and Warren are hanging out and Warren
786
00:39:33.400 --> 00:39:35.880
begs Brad for them to leave, but Brad reminds him, Hey, man,
787
00:39:36.119 --> 00:39:39.840
haunted House are a chess fest and girls get scared
788
00:39:39.880 --> 00:39:42.239
and they won't want to hang all over you, so
789
00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:42.920
we're staying.
790
00:39:43.880 --> 00:39:48.320
There are a lot of little in this film. Chest
791
00:39:48.360 --> 00:39:50.760
Fest is one of them. I've never heard that outside
792
00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:53.760
of this film. I assume it's referring to women's breasts.
793
00:39:53.760 --> 00:39:56.519
I would think so, yes, But there's later where he calls,
794
00:39:56.559 --> 00:39:58.400
like where one of the farmers calls a kid like
795
00:39:58.440 --> 00:40:02.440
a fart bitches, Yeah, which I like immediate. I was like,
796
00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:05.320
all right, the director's like Grandpa must have said that
797
00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:08.559
to him or something, because that's damn good. But yeah, yeah,
798
00:40:08.719 --> 00:40:12.079
chest Fast just quite a choice. But it fits his
799
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:16.320
character perfectly because it's worth mentioning. He's almost everybody's in
800
00:40:16.360 --> 00:40:19.239
a Halloween costume yep, except for our main character yep,
801
00:40:19.400 --> 00:40:23.280
and his best friend in air quotes is dressed as
802
00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:25.679
just a beach guy, just a beach He's got a
803
00:40:25.679 --> 00:40:28.400
whole shirt on, he's got the ley, he's got the
804
00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:31.679
coconut drink, and he's got the zinc oxide on his nose.
805
00:40:32.159 --> 00:40:33.719
So it makes him even more charming.
806
00:40:33.840 --> 00:40:37.360
It does, indeed, because we also then see that he
807
00:40:37.519 --> 00:40:39.880
has two friends joining him, but the first one is Shelley,
808
00:40:39.920 --> 00:40:42.239
which is his girl. So we see a wide shot
809
00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:44.000
of the ground as they pan off to go find Shelley,
810
00:40:44.039 --> 00:40:46.880
and in line we see multiple teams dressing costume, laughing,
811
00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:50.159
enjoying themselves, and Brad finds Shelley and the two share
812
00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:51.920
a kiss. After he startles her, he goes up and
813
00:40:51.960 --> 00:40:52.559
just spooks her.
814
00:40:52.480 --> 00:40:56.440
A little bit. Well, it's Halloween knight. It is Halloween night.
815
00:40:56.480 --> 00:40:59.480
Everyone's entitled to a good scare, good spook, do a
816
00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:03.199
good spook, to a good spoop spoop, so he startles her.
817
00:41:03.280 --> 00:41:04.000
They share a kiss.
818
00:41:04.039 --> 00:41:06.119
Then Warren stands at the side with the coconut drink
819
00:41:06.119 --> 00:41:08.519
that Brad had, still looking nervous, and that's when Brad
820
00:41:08.559 --> 00:41:12.760
introduces Warren to Shelley, and Shelley also introduces Warren to Barbara.
821
00:41:12.800 --> 00:41:15.239
As we see a woman walking over in slow mocean
822
00:41:15.280 --> 00:41:15.559
mind you.
823
00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:19.440
Oh of course, I mean how do you, David, how
824
00:41:19.480 --> 00:41:22.840
would you introduce a beautiful woman dresses a virgin goddess? Yeah?
825
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:24.639
And just what would you? Just speed it up? Part
826
00:41:24.719 --> 00:41:27.119
sounds in it? God, you're so tactless. I do love
827
00:41:27.159 --> 00:41:28.159
when she gets up to him.
828
00:41:28.199 --> 00:41:30.320
She's like right up on him, and she's like, oh, sorry,
829
00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:32.280
I don't have my glasses, which.
830
00:41:32.559 --> 00:41:37.480
Again, sorry, I forgot my glasses as a kid. How
831
00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:39.199
long have you been you're near sighted?
832
00:41:39.239 --> 00:41:39.320
Oh?
833
00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:41.760
Yeah, second grade is when I got my glass. Second grade. Yeah,
834
00:41:41.800 --> 00:41:44.760
and I don't think you have quite as bad vision
835
00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:46.719
as me, but it's got to be close. It's not great.
836
00:41:46.760 --> 00:41:50.599
But yeah, yeah, I've really like I like sometimes I
837
00:41:50.679 --> 00:41:53.440
go to buy a frames and I just get no
838
00:41:54.039 --> 00:41:57.239
because my lenses are so heavy. And I had an
839
00:41:57.239 --> 00:41:59.440
eye infection which dropped one of my eyes almost a
840
00:41:59.480 --> 00:42:02.320
whole point sharing it, Well, I almost went blind. That's
841
00:42:02.360 --> 00:42:05.800
a whole other conversation. Well you almost went blind from
842
00:42:05.840 --> 00:42:08.000
touching it. No, I almost went blind because I left
843
00:42:08.039 --> 00:42:11.920
my contacts in for like three straight days. Ah, that's
844
00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:14.320
the You ever hear that story.
845
00:42:14.159 --> 00:42:17.320
About that the college student that got the amiba on
846
00:42:17.360 --> 00:42:17.800
her eye?
847
00:42:18.199 --> 00:42:22.960
Yes, Yeah. My eye doctor told me that story the
848
00:42:23.159 --> 00:42:27.599
day he gave me my purse first pair of contact lenses. Yeah.
849
00:42:27.639 --> 00:42:31.360
I used to when I was a teen because I
850
00:42:31.519 --> 00:42:33.719
was blind as a bat very young. And when I
851
00:42:33.760 --> 00:42:36.519
was a teen, I loved contact lenses. Yeah, which is
852
00:42:36.519 --> 00:42:38.920
funny because now glasses are such a major part of
853
00:42:38.960 --> 00:42:44.800
how I accessorized accessorized. But when I got contacts, I
854
00:42:44.840 --> 00:42:47.840
was way into them. The ACUVI two's that just come out,
855
00:42:47.880 --> 00:42:50.519
and they were very They didn't you didn't feel them
856
00:42:50.519 --> 00:42:53.239
in your eyes as much. They were just really great.
857
00:42:54.079 --> 00:42:55.719
It was a good It was a really good time
858
00:42:55.760 --> 00:42:57.840
to get contact lenses because I remember when I put
859
00:42:57.840 --> 00:42:59.760
in the ACUV twos. My mom was like, how do
860
00:42:59.840 --> 00:43:01.119
they feel. I was like, they feel great, and she
861
00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:03.800
was like, I remember when mine were made of glass,
862
00:43:03.840 --> 00:43:07.079
and I was like, I thought she was joking. So
863
00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:10.679
my point is I loved wearing them, loved wearing them.
864
00:43:11.000 --> 00:43:13.679
And then when I was I think it was fourteen
865
00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:17.320
fourteen into fifteen, the infection lasted a very I fought
866
00:43:17.320 --> 00:43:19.920
it for six months straight. Jesus, when I got an
867
00:43:19.960 --> 00:43:23.400
infection in my eye. I maybe someday I'll go into it,
868
00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:24.760
but I'm not going to go into it today. But
869
00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:27.159
I got an infection in my eye and I had
870
00:43:27.159 --> 00:43:29.639
to wear an eyepatch over my eye. I had to
871
00:43:29.719 --> 00:43:32.079
apply ointment every night before I went to sleep. Six
872
00:43:32.119 --> 00:43:35.039
month into my it was seven and a half if
873
00:43:35.079 --> 00:43:40.199
I'm remembering corectly. I had to take a literal handful
874
00:43:40.280 --> 00:43:45.079
of pills every morning and every night before at dinner time,
875
00:43:45.440 --> 00:43:49.960
and they were anti viral medication. I had to take steroids.
876
00:43:50.159 --> 00:43:53.000
But then the more steroids you used to reduce inflammation,
877
00:43:53.360 --> 00:43:57.800
the more your your ability to fight infection drops, so
878
00:43:58.079 --> 00:44:00.800
more anti virals. So the piled just kept getting higher
879
00:44:00.800 --> 00:44:03.920
and higher. And I remember, after five months of dealing
880
00:44:03.920 --> 00:44:07.400
with that, my poor mother, I just mortified her. One
881
00:44:07.400 --> 00:44:10.760
morning she came into my bedroom with some eggs and
882
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:13.119
a cup of orange juice and some toast. It's like
883
00:44:13.159 --> 00:44:15.159
a school day, and she was like, I made you this,
884
00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:18.480
you know, And she watched me take this friggin' fist
885
00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:20.280
and full of hills and just put them all in
886
00:44:20.360 --> 00:44:22.480
my mouth and just swing them down, and she was like,
887
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:24.320
you're gonna choke like that. I'm like, I do it
888
00:44:24.320 --> 00:44:27.159
every morning, like it's just it's just the way it is.
889
00:44:27.719 --> 00:44:30.920
Because and they were also like vitamins. The doctor recommended
890
00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:34.360
all this stuff. So anyway, I after the infection was gone,
891
00:44:34.480 --> 00:44:37.280
then my eye was scarred, so they had to remove
892
00:44:37.320 --> 00:44:41.480
the epithelial layer of skin off of my eye. I'm
893
00:44:41.519 --> 00:44:42.760
guessing they didn't do that to you.
894
00:44:43.039 --> 00:44:47.159
No, So basically I woke up one day and I
895
00:44:47.239 --> 00:44:48.679
was like, oh man, my eye really hurts.
896
00:44:48.679 --> 00:44:50.599
I'm gonna take my contacts out. Oh my god, you
897
00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:52.719
slept in your contacts. And I took them.
898
00:44:52.599 --> 00:44:55.400
Out and I was like, ah, man, like my eye
899
00:44:55.400 --> 00:44:56.400
won't stop tearing up.
900
00:44:56.760 --> 00:44:57.559
I'd cut my eyes.
901
00:44:57.679 --> 00:45:00.159
And I was unfortunately familiar with that because I'd done
902
00:45:00.199 --> 00:45:02.639
it before, but not wearing them. I had just taken
903
00:45:02.639 --> 00:45:03.920
my contact out roughly.
904
00:45:03.679 --> 00:45:05.280
And not by accident for fun. Yeah.
905
00:45:05.320 --> 00:45:08.800
Yeah, yeah, So I had to go to to my
906
00:45:09.119 --> 00:45:10.599
to an eye doctor, but it was it was a
907
00:45:10.639 --> 00:45:13.679
specialist at this point, so we had to go to shit,
908
00:45:13.760 --> 00:45:17.039
where was it? I think it was like it was
909
00:45:17.079 --> 00:45:18.079
like twenty minutes out of town.
910
00:45:18.239 --> 00:45:20.320
Yeah. I ended up having to go optomologist is what
911
00:45:20.320 --> 00:45:23.639
you're thinking of? Homologist. The way my optomologists explained it
912
00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:29.320
was like optometrists never touch your eye. Optomologists always touch
913
00:45:29.360 --> 00:45:30.039
your eye.
914
00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:34.119
So they gave me like some because I I heals
915
00:45:34.159 --> 00:45:35.320
the fastest is one of.
916
00:45:35.320 --> 00:45:36.880
The parts of the body eyes and tongues.
917
00:45:36.920 --> 00:45:40.400
Yeah, eyes and tongue. So they gave me some ointment
918
00:45:40.480 --> 00:45:42.199
that put on it. They put an eye patch on me,
919
00:45:42.440 --> 00:45:44.440
like sealed an eye patch and everything, and then.
920
00:45:44.519 --> 00:45:47.199
They pull your eyelid down and then tape it.
921
00:45:47.440 --> 00:45:49.559
I had to wear it for I think it was
922
00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:51.880
forty eight hours, and then when I took it off,
923
00:45:51.880 --> 00:45:52.800
my eye was completely fine.
924
00:45:52.800 --> 00:45:57.039
I could see again. It's so nice. Yeah, So say
925
00:45:57.199 --> 00:45:59.719
similar thing, except instead of having a cut in my eye,
926
00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:03.400
they removed all of the skin from my eye, so
927
00:46:03.440 --> 00:46:06.320
my eye was one big cut. And then I had
928
00:46:06.320 --> 00:46:10.440
to have my eyelid taped down for five days. Then
929
00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:14.519
I could take it off and open my eye, but
930
00:46:14.559 --> 00:46:16.440
every time I blinked, there was the worry that it
931
00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:18.480
was going to pull all the healed skin off. Yeah.
932
00:46:18.800 --> 00:46:21.039
So I had to then hold my eye, which was
933
00:46:21.119 --> 00:46:24.559
tender and red, and put a contact lens in it
934
00:46:24.800 --> 00:46:28.920
to protect it, and then constantly lubricate the lens and
935
00:46:29.000 --> 00:46:33.280
keep that in for four days. Jes Yeah, it was
936
00:46:33.559 --> 00:46:39.679
very unpleasant, and my eye had become traumatized from all
937
00:46:39.719 --> 00:46:41.840
of it, so they had to put a plug in
938
00:46:41.880 --> 00:46:45.360
my tear ducts so that my eyes wouldn't lose tears
939
00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:48.280
as fast, so that my eyes well basically, man, okay,
940
00:46:48.400 --> 00:46:53.559
last thing. After it healed, they dropped the goop in
941
00:46:53.599 --> 00:46:56.199
my eyes that shines under a special light and found
942
00:46:56.239 --> 00:46:58.719
that I had erosion on my eyes. Oh my god.
943
00:46:59.119 --> 00:47:02.840
And that meant that my eye was too dry. So
944
00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:05.480
that's when they put a plug in my tear ducks,
945
00:47:05.480 --> 00:47:09.400
which hurts more than it sounds like. Yeah, And that
946
00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:12.280
made tears unable to leave as quickly so that my
947
00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:15.760
eye would stay moist. And those duck drops stayed in
948
00:47:15.840 --> 00:47:18.519
for a year or so. They eventually just come out.
949
00:47:18.559 --> 00:47:20.559
They can't stay forever, and then if they come out
950
00:47:20.599 --> 00:47:23.519
and your eye hurts, you gotta go back. But I
951
00:47:23.599 --> 00:47:27.199
had to. I had special acidic drops that I had
952
00:47:27.239 --> 00:47:30.119
to put in for the first three weeks of treatment.
953
00:47:30.159 --> 00:47:32.239
I had to put them in every four hours, including
954
00:47:32.320 --> 00:47:36.519
during sleep, because we were the way my optimology, but
955
00:47:36.519 --> 00:47:38.800
he was like, we are fighting for your vision. Yeah.
956
00:47:39.559 --> 00:47:44.480
So my mother god lover, and I'm like fourteen fifteen.
957
00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:46.639
She would wake me up every four you know, four
958
00:47:46.679 --> 00:47:50.119
hours eye drops in which burned like like sons of
959
00:47:50.159 --> 00:47:53.639
bitches and then back to sleep, and people wonder why, Like,
960
00:47:53.679 --> 00:47:55.880
if I'm putting Halloween makeup on, I could just rub
961
00:47:55.960 --> 00:47:59.199
right across my eye lid and not even react. It's
962
00:47:59.280 --> 00:48:01.440
just I could put it contact lenses with like by
963
00:48:01.519 --> 00:48:04.280
throwing him.
964
00:48:04.400 --> 00:48:15.159
Do you even? Movie? Will be right back? Welcome back
965
00:48:15.239 --> 00:48:16.920
to Do you even movie?
966
00:48:21.719 --> 00:48:23.679
You want to hear something stupid that David almost did?
967
00:48:23.800 --> 00:48:27.519
Oh god, okay, last story. We were we were doing
968
00:48:27.519 --> 00:48:31.719
ghost tours one year and Katie did our Katie did
969
00:48:31.719 --> 00:48:33.960
her makeup for ghost Hours and did a great job
970
00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:36.400
on it. And she had done my skull makeup up
971
00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:38.360
this one year. And we were dating at this point,
972
00:48:38.519 --> 00:48:40.960
so we had gone back to her place and I
973
00:48:41.000 --> 00:48:44.239
was taking the makeup off, and I don't know why.
974
00:48:44.400 --> 00:48:45.800
I don't know what made me think of it. I
975
00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:47.679
don't know why I almost did it. But I take
976
00:48:47.719 --> 00:48:50.960
a cue tip, dip it in ic apropyl alcohol, because
977
00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:54.079
I have to get the the lines of the makeup
978
00:48:54.119 --> 00:48:55.840
lines under my eyes, so I'm trying to get them
979
00:48:55.920 --> 00:48:56.480
in makeup.
980
00:48:56.480 --> 00:48:58.599
Were you using that use rubbing alcohol to take it off?
981
00:48:58.639 --> 00:49:00.719
That's the thing is, I wasn't supposed she's rubbing alcohol
982
00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:02.519
because I was gonna literally put it like a Q tip,
983
00:49:02.559 --> 00:49:04.360
like right in my eye where you're not supposed to
984
00:49:04.360 --> 00:49:05.320
put rubbing alcohol.
985
00:49:05.639 --> 00:49:07.840
Well, no, yeah, that's why she stopped me. I mean
986
00:49:07.840 --> 00:49:10.559
that's good. Yeah, usually you use like mineral oil.
987
00:49:10.840 --> 00:49:15.159
Makeup wipes usually or oh damn, it was the cold
988
00:49:15.199 --> 00:49:17.480
cream like dial like dial soap, like a bar of
989
00:49:17.480 --> 00:49:18.840
dial soap will usually take it off too.
990
00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:21.960
Well. I guess it depends, but yeah.
991
00:49:21.800 --> 00:49:25.800
I almost blinded myself. She stopped me, and she's like,
992
00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:27.079
what are you doing? And I was just like, oh,
993
00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:29.159
I didn't know, and she's like, read the bottle. I'm like, oh,
994
00:49:29.159 --> 00:49:30.480
I'm not supposed to get near your eyes.
995
00:49:31.159 --> 00:49:34.000
I mean you can put it in your eyes, I
996
00:49:34.079 --> 00:49:38.400
just don't. The thing that disturbs me about that story
997
00:49:38.599 --> 00:49:41.079
is that you were trying to remove makeup with alcohol.
998
00:49:41.119 --> 00:49:44.599
It was it was yeah, I understand, but what I'm
999
00:49:44.599 --> 00:49:47.559
saying is like, I've gotten horrible things in my eyes
1000
00:49:47.559 --> 00:49:52.039
that burned. Yeah. Look, look I'm David, I'm Hispanic. I
1001
00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:54.880
have cut every pepper known demand and then touched my
1002
00:49:54.960 --> 00:49:59.280
nose and eyes. I remember the last the last time
1003
00:49:59.320 --> 00:50:02.079
it happened, I was texting with Rachel and she was like,
1004
00:50:02.119 --> 00:50:03.280
do you need me to come over? Do you need
1005
00:50:03.280 --> 00:50:04.599
me to do something like did you wash it? And
1006
00:50:04.639 --> 00:50:06.400
I was like no, no, no, when this happens, I
1007
00:50:06.480 --> 00:50:09.400
just do this. And she was like this has happened before,
1008
00:50:09.400 --> 00:50:13.039
and I was like, count yeah, so but my point
1009
00:50:13.079 --> 00:50:14.719
is so yeah. To me, I'm just like, why would
1010
00:50:14.760 --> 00:50:17.639
you burn your eye with alcohol for no good reason? Yeah?
1011
00:50:17.960 --> 00:50:21.119
I don't know. So so she walks over.
1012
00:50:21.119 --> 00:50:24.840
Yes, yes, yes, and she introduces herself and that's when
1013
00:50:24.840 --> 00:50:27.960
we also see that she calls him cute and states
1014
00:50:27.960 --> 00:50:30.559
that she forgot her glasses, and Shelley introduces her to
1015
00:50:30.599 --> 00:50:32.360
Brad and that's when we cut back to the mental
1016
00:50:32.400 --> 00:50:35.079
patient in the transport band. We hear tire squeal as
1017
00:50:35.079 --> 00:50:36.639
we see a cow on the road, and then we
1018
00:50:36.679 --> 00:50:38.400
cut away and we don't know what happens, but we
1019
00:50:38.440 --> 00:50:39.039
know what happens.
1020
00:50:39.159 --> 00:50:41.639
Yes, and there's nothing. And I mean this with love
1021
00:50:41.800 --> 00:50:45.320
because it was on purpose. There's nothing more easy and
1022
00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:49.519
cliche to set up a horror story than an escaped
1023
00:50:49.719 --> 00:50:53.199
mental mental patient. Yeah. It started in the forties and
1024
00:50:53.239 --> 00:50:57.480
fifties with the hook guy. YEP, an urban legend. They
1025
00:50:57.559 --> 00:51:00.679
even used it in Slumber Party Massacre one yep, you know,
1026
00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:05.000
just Escape Metal Patient. It's it's it's so cliche that
1027
00:51:05.079 --> 00:51:07.000
it kind of gives you a giggle. Well, I mean, hell,
1028
00:51:07.599 --> 00:51:09.960
all through the House, the Tales of the Cript story. Yeah,
1029
00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:12.440
it was an escape mental Patient and that was written
1030
00:51:12.639 --> 00:51:15.519
Yeah in the forties, forties or fifties, one of the
1031
00:51:16.519 --> 00:51:19.679
we're all good years. Yeah, they're all great decades, especially
1032
00:51:19.679 --> 00:51:23.719
for people like me. But my point is no, yeah,
1033
00:51:23.800 --> 00:51:28.039
so so I love that establishing, Yeah, because I think
1034
00:51:28.119 --> 00:51:33.239
the reason they went for cliche and that was to
1035
00:51:33.519 --> 00:51:36.960
get us to make assumptions. Yeah, you know easily, just
1036
00:51:37.079 --> 00:51:41.039
like the character will make assumptions. Yes, anyway, I just
1037
00:51:41.039 --> 00:51:41.480
want to mention.
1038
00:51:41.639 --> 00:51:43.639
So we cut back to the Haunt and Brad asked
1039
00:51:43.639 --> 00:51:45.840
Warren for his keys, and he and Shelley make their
1040
00:51:45.880 --> 00:51:47.079
way off because they're.
1041
00:51:46.920 --> 00:51:48.119
Going to go make out in the car for a
1042
00:51:48.159 --> 00:51:49.360
little bit. Gross.
1043
00:51:49.639 --> 00:51:52.480
So Barbara tries to make conversation but is quickly distracted
1044
00:51:52.480 --> 00:51:55.920
by many guests exiting the Haunt. As Warren has his
1045
00:51:55.960 --> 00:51:58.480
attention drawn, and Barbara says, oh, you're you're really talking
1046
00:51:58.519 --> 00:52:00.360
to aren't you? Because Warren's not saying any.
1047
00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:03.920
He's not saying much, but really the true hero is
1048
00:52:03.920 --> 00:52:06.920
the heavy set guy with the red shirt. In the background,
1049
00:52:07.079 --> 00:52:10.760
there's just a solo guy not in a costume who
1050
00:52:10.800 --> 00:52:15.760
whenever things get ridiculous, he's just immediately involved listening and laughing.
1051
00:52:17.039 --> 00:52:17.800
Love that character.
1052
00:52:17.880 --> 00:52:20.320
Yeah, anyway, and again to paint a picture for you,
1053
00:52:20.360 --> 00:52:22.679
we're outside a haunted house. So they've got people in
1054
00:52:22.760 --> 00:52:25.039
costume all around that are that are running the haunt.
1055
00:52:25.159 --> 00:52:28.599
We've got people selling vending and everything on that side, and.
1056
00:52:28.719 --> 00:52:30.679
People selling hot dogs, popcorn, all kinds of.
1057
00:52:30.639 --> 00:52:32.199
So, I mean, you've got a whole thing going on
1058
00:52:32.239 --> 00:52:35.280
around him. And he's every every time this door opens
1059
00:52:35.280 --> 00:52:36.880
and these people are now, he's always just drawn over
1060
00:52:36.920 --> 00:52:37.519
there just to look.
1061
00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:40.360
Yeah, because he hears them like screaming and laughing, and
1062
00:52:40.559 --> 00:52:43.599
it makes his imagination go wild. And this is why
1063
00:52:43.960 --> 00:52:50.119
this movie is such Halloween excelsior, because it's a goddamn
1064
00:52:50.280 --> 00:52:55.360
film where half of it you're waiting in line. And
1065
00:52:55.519 --> 00:53:01.920
anybody who did Haunts pre twenty ten, yeah, you waited
1066
00:53:01.960 --> 00:53:06.079
in line a really long time. And the only saving
1067
00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:08.519
grace was when you were with a group was it
1068
00:53:08.519 --> 00:53:10.519
would be like, hey, you hold our place in line,
1069
00:53:10.559 --> 00:53:12.840
we'll go get hot dogs. Hey, you hold our place online,
1070
00:53:12.840 --> 00:53:15.679
we'll go get SODA's or whatever. That was the saving
1071
00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:18.199
grace of being in those lines so long. Now we
1072
00:53:18.280 --> 00:53:22.199
have the digital, the whole digital thing where which I love.
1073
00:53:22.599 --> 00:53:24.280
The last haunted house I went to last year. I'm
1074
00:53:24.320 --> 00:53:25.800
hoping to go to a couple this year, but the
1075
00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:27.360
last two I went to, or the last one I
1076
00:53:27.400 --> 00:53:30.159
went to, I was able to check in digitally the
1077
00:53:30.199 --> 00:53:33.840
moment I got there, get VIP tickets, and then my
1078
00:53:33.960 --> 00:53:36.039
phone buzzed when it was time so we could wander
1079
00:53:36.079 --> 00:53:40.639
around buying tostadas or whatever. Was that? No, no, no,
1080
00:53:40.679 --> 00:53:42.559
this was not the one We went to a kith.
1081
00:53:43.440 --> 00:53:45.559
Oh yeah, the one. Yeah, you were there for some reason.
1082
00:53:45.599 --> 00:53:48.199
I thought you weren't there. Yeah, yeah, the hotel place.
1083
00:53:49.440 --> 00:53:52.239
I remember the name of it several sometimes, so we
1084
00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:53.440
think I got to just get mixed up.
1085
00:53:53.800 --> 00:53:57.280
Well, it was really fun. Well, and in their defense,
1086
00:53:58.000 --> 00:53:59.880
we had not heard of them until that night because
1087
00:53:59.880 --> 00:54:01.360
I literally we were at the cigar Lunge and I
1088
00:54:01.400 --> 00:54:03.719
was like, let me find a haunted house. Yes, So
1089
00:54:03.760 --> 00:54:06.039
then we just looked until we found one that sounded fine.
1090
00:54:06.119 --> 00:54:07.719
That was That was so much spur of the moment.
1091
00:54:07.760 --> 00:54:09.400
You're just like, you also go to haunted House night.
1092
00:54:09.559 --> 00:54:10.119
That was fun.
1093
00:54:10.360 --> 00:54:11.679
That wasn't even the plan, like it was just gonna
1094
00:54:11.679 --> 00:54:13.119
be a normal Friday, and then you're just like, let's.
1095
00:54:12.960 --> 00:54:15.519
Go to a honted house. It might happen again tomorrow,
1096
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:16.400
who knows.
1097
00:54:16.639 --> 00:54:21.159
So we see that, or we hear her make the
1098
00:54:21.199 --> 00:54:23.440
joke that he's very talkative. Warren comments on her costume,
1099
00:54:23.480 --> 00:54:25.960
and Barbara states that she's a virgin goddess. She also
1100
00:54:26.000 --> 00:54:28.800
opens her purse, revealing that when she dines at any restaurant,
1101
00:54:28.840 --> 00:54:31.760
she normally steals something, because if you're gonna dine, why
1102
00:54:31.760 --> 00:54:33.840
not have have the five finger discount, as she says.
1103
00:54:34.320 --> 00:54:37.480
And she's got a salt shaker, she's got a glass like,
1104
00:54:37.519 --> 00:54:39.320
she's got all these things inside her purse. But she
1105
00:54:39.599 --> 00:54:42.199
hands him a twizzler and she has one for herself. Well,
1106
00:54:42.199 --> 00:54:43.239
actually she makes him eat it.
1107
00:54:43.519 --> 00:54:45.239
Yeah, she makes him eat it right there in front
1108
00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:47.400
of her. Yeah, which is great because that means she's
1109
00:54:47.719 --> 00:54:52.679
a thief and pushy. Yes, I mean, honestly marriage material.
1110
00:54:52.960 --> 00:54:55.199
So more people leave the Haunt, drawing his attention once
1111
00:54:55.239 --> 00:54:57.480
again as he hears screams. Barbara takes his hand and
1112
00:54:57.480 --> 00:54:59.440
then starts reading his palm and she comments that it's
1113
00:54:59.559 --> 00:55:01.840
very interesting, but then she quickly gives his hand back
1114
00:55:01.880 --> 00:55:02.920
and looks unsettled.
1115
00:55:03.440 --> 00:55:05.559
Not only does she do that, but as she's reading
1116
00:55:05.599 --> 00:55:09.079
his palm and becomes disturbed by what it is. Instead
1117
00:55:09.119 --> 00:55:11.320
of like, I love the way they acted it out,
1118
00:55:11.480 --> 00:55:13.719
she just like pushes his hand away for like back
1119
00:55:13.760 --> 00:55:16.679
to him, like you keep them keep that that's yours.
1120
00:55:17.199 --> 00:55:19.239
So we see a farmer driving down the road and
1121
00:55:19.320 --> 00:55:21.239
he's stating, there you are a girl. And he gets
1122
00:55:21.239 --> 00:55:22.679
out of his car and we see that he's the
1123
00:55:22.760 --> 00:55:26.239
owner of the cow from earlier. But besides the cow,
1124
00:55:26.679 --> 00:55:28.440
he looks over and walks out a little bit and
1125
00:55:28.440 --> 00:55:31.280
he sees that the mental hospital van has completely crashed.
1126
00:55:31.280 --> 00:55:34.000
It's on its side and there's no one in the
1127
00:55:34.039 --> 00:55:35.119
back anymore.
1128
00:55:35.239 --> 00:55:38.039
No, and the windshield is smashed.
1129
00:55:37.679 --> 00:55:39.920
Has some blood on it, and that's when he also
1130
00:55:40.079 --> 00:55:42.000
notices that there's a body by it. He flips it
1131
00:55:42.039 --> 00:55:43.880
over to find that the guard who was driving the
1132
00:55:43.920 --> 00:55:45.360
car is now dead.
1133
00:55:45.239 --> 00:55:48.159
And his face is smushed in. He did not have
1134
00:55:48.199 --> 00:55:48.760
a good time.
1135
00:55:48.840 --> 00:55:50.239
He did not have a good time. So we cut
1136
00:55:50.280 --> 00:55:52.920
back to the Haunt. Barbara runs into an ex name JJ,
1137
00:55:53.039 --> 00:55:54.639
who's trying to get Barbara to go with him into
1138
00:55:54.679 --> 00:55:56.159
the haunt, but she says she doesn't want to go.
1139
00:55:56.239 --> 00:55:58.159
So Warren comments, oh, I guess she doesn't want to go.
1140
00:55:58.400 --> 00:56:00.280
And it's just kind of goofy about it, just to
1141
00:56:00.320 --> 00:56:02.800
be friendly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't take Kyli to that.
1142
00:56:03.119 --> 00:56:07.599
No, no, no, So JJ is JJ is kind of
1143
00:56:07.599 --> 00:56:09.360
looking at the guy, kind of staring him down a
1144
00:56:09.360 --> 00:56:12.039
little bit, and even Barbara makes it worse because she's
1145
00:56:12.079 --> 00:56:13.440
just like, yeah, you better watch out, JJ.
1146
00:56:13.559 --> 00:56:17.000
He knows karate. And so then Warren fakes knowing karate
1147
00:56:17.039 --> 00:56:20.800
for a second. JJ whips out a knife, Warren looks
1148
00:56:20.840 --> 00:56:23.880
immediately terrified, and then JJ just starts stabbing Warren.
1149
00:56:24.400 --> 00:56:30.960
Yes, and these guys are typical ruffians. Yeah, And as
1150
00:56:31.000 --> 00:56:35.639
he's stabbed, we get that shocking moment before we realize
1151
00:56:36.320 --> 00:56:38.599
it's a goofy knife. It's a fake knife. Is it's
1152
00:56:38.639 --> 00:56:43.159
a retractable Halloween knife type deal, which makes much more
1153
00:56:43.239 --> 00:56:46.079
sense than just stabbing someone to death and broad daylight.
1154
00:56:46.119 --> 00:56:46.920
And this is the part.
1155
00:56:46.920 --> 00:56:49.400
As Enrique said, we're the guy in the red Shirt's laughing,
1156
00:56:49.519 --> 00:56:52.039
Barbara's laughing, Brad's laughing, JJ and.
1157
00:56:52.000 --> 00:56:52.719
His career laughing.
1158
00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:54.599
The whole fucking Haunt is laughing at him.
1159
00:56:54.639 --> 00:56:56.719
Oh yeah, well, I mean, come on, falling for the
1160
00:56:56.760 --> 00:57:00.440
old You thought I murdered you? Yeah, pretty good, he thought.
1161
00:57:02.239 --> 00:57:05.639
So Warren wanders off to the bathroom, which is hilarious
1162
00:57:05.679 --> 00:57:08.039
because the porta potty is covered in the re election
1163
00:57:08.159 --> 00:57:10.840
flyers that the sheriff had dropped off. They're also on
1164
00:57:10.880 --> 00:57:12.559
the tree and everything on the Haunt too, So he
1165
00:57:12.599 --> 00:57:13.880
did not pass them out.
1166
00:57:14.400 --> 00:57:15.400
No, no, not at all.
1167
00:57:15.599 --> 00:57:17.800
And a blind man goes ahead of warn and gets
1168
00:57:17.840 --> 00:57:20.199
into the porta pot and we also see the sheriff
1169
00:57:20.239 --> 00:57:22.239
now has arrived at the crash site and they have
1170
00:57:22.320 --> 00:57:24.440
found the patient's bloody straight jacket, but.
1171
00:57:24.519 --> 00:57:25.360
No sign of him.
1172
00:57:25.760 --> 00:57:27.559
Oh and by this point news has gotten now that
1173
00:57:27.639 --> 00:57:30.280
John Lewis Barker is loose, and one of his deputies
1174
00:57:30.280 --> 00:57:33.079
even informs him that they have officers coming over the
1175
00:57:33.079 --> 00:57:36.199
county line because news of the breakout has gotten everyone's attention.
1176
00:57:36.480 --> 00:57:39.079
You just said John Lewis Parker is on the loose,
1177
00:57:39.119 --> 00:57:43.400
and all I could think was John Parker, Lewis sorry,
1178
00:57:43.400 --> 00:57:46.199
It just it just pops in solid, thanks you solid.
1179
00:57:46.599 --> 00:57:48.920
So they have cops come in over county line because
1180
00:57:49.000 --> 00:57:51.119
this has all gotten their attention and they need to.
1181
00:57:51.119 --> 00:57:52.960
Catch this guy, goddamn right.
1182
00:57:53.079 --> 00:57:55.360
So Warren gets inside the porta pot fall and we
1183
00:57:55.440 --> 00:57:57.599
follow a little boy with his dog, and we see
1184
00:57:57.639 --> 00:57:59.480
the little boy wandering around the back of the haunt
1185
00:57:59.599 --> 00:58:02.559
and he's sneaks in after removing a haystack into the haunt.
1186
00:58:04.679 --> 00:58:07.559
So he's wondering on the haunt. Warren exit's coming face
1187
00:58:07.599 --> 00:58:10.159
to face with the sheriff, and this allows Warren to
1188
00:58:10.199 --> 00:58:13.440
hear the sheriff's radio basically break down all the news
1189
00:58:13.440 --> 00:58:14.079
about Barker.
1190
00:58:14.320 --> 00:58:18.079
Yeah. So now our main character knows that there's an
1191
00:58:18.199 --> 00:58:20.519
escaped mental patient, yeah, on the loose.
1192
00:58:20.800 --> 00:58:22.679
So Warren here's all of this. He goes back to
1193
00:58:22.719 --> 00:58:25.679
his group, specifically telling Brad that John Lewis Barker escaped
1194
00:58:25.679 --> 00:58:28.480
and he just heard it over the radio. And Brad's like, oh,
1195
00:58:28.639 --> 00:58:31.960
so it escaped, you know, metal patient on Halloween night?
1196
00:58:32.320 --> 00:58:36.400
Yeah right, sure sounds a little too perfect. And then
1197
00:58:36.480 --> 00:58:39.159
more people laugh at him. Yeah yeah, I mean, it's
1198
00:58:39.239 --> 00:58:42.199
really one of the best pastimes while waiting in line
1199
00:58:42.239 --> 00:58:43.159
is to laugh at this guy.
1200
00:58:43.239 --> 00:58:45.320
So then Barber starts handing out cigarettes to the group,
1201
00:58:45.480 --> 00:58:47.320
and she even puts one in Warren's mouth. And he's like,
1202
00:58:47.360 --> 00:58:49.719
I don't smoke, and then Shelley tells him, you know, oh, well,
1203
00:58:49.760 --> 00:58:50.840
you know, you just have to puff on it like
1204
00:58:50.880 --> 00:58:51.840
a car exhaust.
1205
00:58:52.039 --> 00:58:53.920
Yeah, just puff on it, like suck on it like
1206
00:58:53.960 --> 00:58:54.760
a car exhaust.
1207
00:58:55.199 --> 00:58:57.360
So it's clear that he does not know how to smoke,
1208
00:58:57.400 --> 00:58:59.519
because his first puff sends him into a coughing fit.
1209
00:58:59.639 --> 00:59:04.559
Once again, more people, everyone laughs. And there's something about
1210
00:59:04.639 --> 00:59:09.199
the writing and the execution of the scene because if
1211
00:59:09.239 --> 00:59:12.719
you're a person who is gets nervous in crowds or
1212
00:59:12.800 --> 00:59:16.719
gets nervous around new people, your absolute nightmare would be
1213
00:59:16.800 --> 00:59:19.440
that they just force literally everything on you. Yeah, So
1214
00:59:19.480 --> 00:59:21.719
the idea that's just like cigarette in your mouth and
1215
00:59:21.719 --> 00:59:23.079
then and then you're like, but I don't smoke it.
1216
00:59:23.079 --> 00:59:25.920
They're like lighting, They're like, well, smoke it anyway. It's like,
1217
00:59:26.559 --> 00:59:30.239
would never happen. But man, if it ain't funny, that's
1218
00:59:30.280 --> 00:59:31.199
really funny funny.
1219
00:59:31.199 --> 00:59:32.559
And I want to point out something at this point
1220
00:59:32.559 --> 00:59:35.320
in the movie because by this point we've basically had
1221
00:59:35.320 --> 00:59:38.280
a pretty straightforward of cinematography and whatnot, except with the
1222
00:59:38.320 --> 00:59:39.280
opening dream sequence.
1223
00:59:39.360 --> 00:59:39.599
Right.
1224
00:59:39.719 --> 00:59:42.719
Yeah, Now, once we get to a certain point, things
1225
00:59:42.760 --> 00:59:46.039
start getting really odd at times with Warren's POV for
1226
00:59:46.039 --> 00:59:46.400
the most part.
1227
00:59:46.480 --> 00:59:49.400
Yeah, we're getting a lot of extreme wide angle shots yeah,
1228
00:59:49.400 --> 00:59:52.079
and wide angle close ups. And for those who don't
1229
00:59:52.119 --> 00:59:54.239
know what that means, a wide angle close up is
1230
00:59:54.280 --> 00:59:56.519
basically when you put a wide lens, a lens that
1231
00:59:56.559 --> 01:00:00.400
shows a lot of area, yeah, on a camera, but
1232
01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:03.079
then you get close to someone with it, and wide
1233
01:00:03.079 --> 01:00:06.840
angle lenses aren't meant to show that. So because when
1234
01:00:06.880 --> 01:00:09.880
things are close they distort, well, it's becomes more apparent
1235
01:00:09.920 --> 01:00:11.519
that they distort. Yeah, So when you do a wide
1236
01:00:11.559 --> 01:00:14.880
angle close up, it's often used to simulate the concept
1237
01:00:14.960 --> 01:00:19.280
of confusion, fear, insanity, anything that's not normal.
1238
01:00:21.400 --> 01:00:32.159
Do you Even? Movie? Will be right back, Welcome back
1239
01:00:32.239 --> 01:00:33.440
to do You Even?
1240
01:00:33.559 --> 01:00:33.920
Movie?
1241
01:00:38.800 --> 01:00:40.800
Inside the Haunt, the little Boy wanders around with the
1242
01:00:40.840 --> 01:00:44.599
group he is watching as one of the guys of
1243
01:00:44.679 --> 01:00:46.920
the Haunt is basically going to town on a guy
1244
01:00:46.920 --> 01:00:48.760
with a cleaver. And then as he the little boy
1245
01:00:48.760 --> 01:00:51.639
goes around the corner, that guy grabs him, picks him up,
1246
01:00:51.679 --> 01:00:53.199
and he's hovering over him with a clever, and then
1247
01:00:53.239 --> 01:00:54.920
he takes off his mask, revealing it's his father.
1248
01:00:55.239 --> 01:00:57.400
Yeah, and he calls him a fart bridges fart bridges
1249
01:00:57.519 --> 01:00:58.000
will fart.
1250
01:00:58.039 --> 01:00:59.800
Briches says, he's not supposed to be in there, and
1251
01:00:59.840 --> 01:01:01.599
then and he's take the back door out because there's
1252
01:01:01.639 --> 01:01:03.800
more people coming and you know, he needs to get
1253
01:01:03.800 --> 01:01:06.400
on with the Haunt. Now, question for you is this
1254
01:01:06.599 --> 01:01:08.559
where Butch Patrick is or is he the guy that's
1255
01:01:09.000 --> 01:01:10.760
strapped to the table with the pendulum.
1256
01:01:11.880 --> 01:01:13.719
I thought that he was strapped to the table at
1257
01:01:13.719 --> 01:01:15.920
the beginning at the beginning, right, I think it was
1258
01:01:16.000 --> 01:01:18.840
that scene. Okay, yeah, Butch Patrick, also known as the
1259
01:01:18.880 --> 01:01:22.199
original Eddie Munds, pops up in this movie a little bit. Yes,
1260
01:01:22.239 --> 01:01:22.519
he does.
1261
01:01:22.559 --> 01:01:25.039
So the boy exits out the back, leaving the door open.
1262
01:01:25.079 --> 01:01:27.280
As the camera pans back over to the Haunt crowd
1263
01:01:27.280 --> 01:01:29.719
waiting outside, we get a beautiful crane shot over the
1264
01:01:29.719 --> 01:01:32.039
top of the barn on into the crowd again and
1265
01:01:32.119 --> 01:01:34.679
back in line. Barbara is now adjusting Warren's back as
1266
01:01:34.679 --> 01:01:36.639
she has him like locked in her like her.
1267
01:01:36.760 --> 01:01:39.800
Oh, they're back to back, arms crossed each other, and
1268
01:01:39.840 --> 01:01:42.639
she's pulling him up off the ground. But the best
1269
01:01:42.679 --> 01:01:45.800
part is she pulls him up off his feet and
1270
01:01:45.840 --> 01:01:48.880
cracks his back and his reaction's like, ah, that felt great. Yeah,
1271
01:01:49.079 --> 01:01:51.039
but he doesn't say it. He just in his face.
1272
01:01:51.079 --> 01:01:53.719
He just looks so relieved and happy, and all I
1273
01:01:53.719 --> 01:01:57.840
can think is, again, not a cell phone in sight.
1274
01:01:58.000 --> 01:02:00.880
People just living in the moment. And that's the thing
1275
01:02:00.880 --> 01:02:02.760
that's the funniest to me is every time it comes back,
1276
01:02:02.880 --> 01:02:05.400
they're just doing some bullshit. Yeah, because they got nothing
1277
01:02:05.440 --> 01:02:11.679
else to do. They're waiting in line. I I'm like,
1278
01:02:11.719 --> 01:02:16.320
that's the genius the line. It doesn't sound exciting, but
1279
01:02:16.400 --> 01:02:18.760
it's really really fun. It's a lot of fun.
1280
01:02:18.800 --> 01:02:21.360
So Brad suddenly puts him into a headlock once again,
1281
01:02:21.440 --> 01:02:23.880
causing everyone to laugh. And this is the scene I'm
1282
01:02:23.880 --> 01:02:27.559
talking about Right here, Warren starts to lose a little
1283
01:02:27.559 --> 01:02:29.199
bit of his sanity.
1284
01:02:29.320 --> 01:02:31.320
By the way that they're showing his POV. Well, he's
1285
01:02:31.320 --> 01:02:32.599
getting paranoid, getting.
1286
01:02:32.440 --> 01:02:34.760
Paranoid because there's people laughing at him that aren't laughing
1287
01:02:34.800 --> 01:02:38.000
at him, it's just his view. So that is when
1288
01:02:38.519 --> 01:02:40.880
Warren is clearly not pleased. We see the little boy
1289
01:02:40.880 --> 01:02:43.840
wander around the barn, finding an open door. He runs
1290
01:02:43.840 --> 01:02:46.480
in then gets tripped, and we also see the camera
1291
01:02:46.519 --> 01:02:49.199
shows us that a scythe is missing in the barn.
1292
01:02:49.639 --> 01:02:54.519
Yes, and a scythe. It is indeed Scythe indeed a
1293
01:02:54.679 --> 01:02:55.639
Scythe to meet you.
1294
01:02:55.880 --> 01:02:57.960
So Warren gets harassed by the ticket to the guy because,
1295
01:02:57.960 --> 01:03:00.039
as you saw in the trailer, the ticket guy goes, hey.
1296
01:03:00.199 --> 01:03:02.960
You're gonna buy a ticket. Oh, you're gonna buy a ticket,
1297
01:03:03.480 --> 01:03:06.639
which I mean multiple choice is the easiest to answer.
1298
01:03:06.800 --> 01:03:07.840
So he buys his ticket.
1299
01:03:07.960 --> 01:03:09.800
He looks at the ticket stuff to see that his
1300
01:03:09.960 --> 01:03:14.480
number four entry is six six six.
1301
01:03:15.159 --> 01:03:17.320
Such a nice touch, so, such a nice touch.
1302
01:03:17.360 --> 01:03:19.400
He gets spooked also by a rattlesnake that's in a
1303
01:03:19.400 --> 01:03:22.039
tank by the opening of the Haunt, and Barber tells
1304
01:03:22.079 --> 01:03:25.519
him it's Halloween night, the most exciting holiday, Halloween, Creatures
1305
01:03:25.519 --> 01:03:29.320
of the Dark Reigned Supreme with demons and monsters and
1306
01:03:29.400 --> 01:03:31.880
more in a court is just getting more and more not.
1307
01:03:32.199 --> 01:03:34.719
Yeah, his eyes are just getting wider and wider as
1308
01:03:34.760 --> 01:03:35.559
she's saying all this.
1309
01:03:35.840 --> 01:03:38.119
So during this he also stares at the skeleton art
1310
01:03:38.159 --> 01:03:40.320
on the Haunt, looking more uneasy as he looks at
1311
01:03:40.320 --> 01:03:42.599
it because the figure on the that's painted on the
1312
01:03:42.639 --> 01:03:44.880
Haunt is the guy from his dream. Basically, it's a
1313
01:03:44.880 --> 01:03:46.360
skeleton with a scythe.
1314
01:03:46.039 --> 01:03:49.039
Yeah no, and and the sides of the barn are
1315
01:03:49.079 --> 01:03:54.000
covered in cute paintings skeletons and jack o' lanterns and witches. Yeah,
1316
01:03:54.039 --> 01:03:57.079
but there is that figure. Yeah, and he looks extremely
1317
01:03:57.159 --> 01:03:59.920
like the one in his nightmares. It's definitely off putting.
1318
01:04:00.239 --> 01:04:02.440
So we see that it's Warren's time to enter the haunt.
1319
01:04:02.599 --> 01:04:05.039
As they are summoned up by the man who's beckoning
1320
01:04:05.119 --> 01:04:06.360
them at the front, he goes over the rule of
1321
01:04:06.360 --> 01:04:08.079
stating how they have to remain in their group. There
1322
01:04:08.119 --> 01:04:09.599
can only be six in a group at a time,
1323
01:04:09.599 --> 01:04:11.519
but since they have four, they need to stick real
1324
01:04:11.559 --> 01:04:12.239
close together.
1325
01:04:12.559 --> 01:04:16.159
Have you ever gone to a haunt with just yourself,
1326
01:04:16.280 --> 01:04:20.400
just myself, or even just with one other person only? Yeah,
1327
01:04:20.400 --> 01:04:23.599
I've gone with three people. Well okay, so you probably
1328
01:04:23.639 --> 01:04:25.480
haven't had the experienced them where they just tack you
1329
01:04:25.519 --> 01:04:27.519
onto another group. Oh no, that did happen?
1330
01:04:27.599 --> 01:04:29.400
Okay, Yeah when I was I was with a group
1331
01:04:29.400 --> 01:04:31.320
of twelve once and they had to break it up.
1332
01:04:31.519 --> 01:04:34.199
So I got I think I like me and like
1333
01:04:34.239 --> 01:04:35.760
me and one other person got separated.
1334
01:04:36.119 --> 01:04:38.960
Oh okay, Well more so my experience when it's just
1335
01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:41.320
me or me and one other person is they end
1336
01:04:41.440 --> 01:04:43.360
up just putting you on to like a four person
1337
01:04:43.400 --> 01:04:44.440
group of strangers.
1338
01:04:44.599 --> 01:04:46.719
So I'm saying, yeah, are the the big the big
1339
01:04:46.760 --> 01:04:49.440
group of friends went ahead, we got separated with people
1340
01:04:49.480 --> 01:04:50.119
that we didn't know.
1341
01:04:50.320 --> 01:04:52.440
Oh okay, yeah yeah, because a lot of these haunts,
1342
01:04:52.480 --> 01:04:55.360
they're like, it's not worth running for only two people
1343
01:04:55.760 --> 01:04:57.360
or what have you. So we need to get a
1344
01:04:57.400 --> 01:04:58.199
few more people in.
1345
01:04:58.760 --> 01:05:01.840
So that is when he invited them inside, and the
1346
01:05:01.880 --> 01:05:04.079
man also wishes them good luck before shutting the door.
1347
01:05:04.159 --> 01:05:06.880
Now did you catch something that I caught via the commentary?
1348
01:05:07.639 --> 01:05:08.280
No, tell me.
1349
01:05:08.519 --> 01:05:11.639
So when he goes to open the door to the haunt,
1350
01:05:11.880 --> 01:05:15.400
that skeleton figure is still painted on the side. When
1351
01:05:15.440 --> 01:05:17.280
the door goes back, it's gone.
1352
01:05:17.719 --> 01:05:18.960
Oh that's fucking great.
1353
01:05:19.119 --> 01:05:21.199
Yeah, So there is a tidbit for you. So if
1354
01:05:21.199 --> 01:05:23.119
you haven't seen this yet or you've already watched it,
1355
01:05:23.280 --> 01:05:25.519
go back to that scene when when Warren enters the
1356
01:05:25.519 --> 01:05:28.000
haunt with his friends, they slide the door open, which
1357
01:05:28.000 --> 01:05:30.800
covers the skeleton guy. When they slide it back, he's gone,
1358
01:05:31.400 --> 01:05:32.079
that's so cool.
1359
01:05:32.159 --> 01:05:32.360
Yeah.
1360
01:05:32.519 --> 01:05:33.800
I wish I would have caught that, but I caught
1361
01:05:33.800 --> 01:05:36.599
it via the commentary. So that is when now they
1362
01:05:36.599 --> 01:05:38.440
are inside the haunt, the man wishes them good luck,
1363
01:05:38.440 --> 01:05:41.119
shuts the door, and inside the group wonders the halls
1364
01:05:41.440 --> 01:05:43.679
of the house that are decorated perfectly. This is this
1365
01:05:43.760 --> 01:05:45.639
haunt looks really really cool. I do want, I do
1366
01:05:45.719 --> 01:05:50.360
want to state that it looks obscenely cool. Yeah, And
1367
01:05:50.559 --> 01:05:52.599
I may have some trivia at the end about how
1368
01:05:53.119 --> 01:05:55.360
they put it all together, because they did a really
1369
01:05:55.400 --> 01:05:57.239
good job faking something, that's all I'll say.
1370
01:05:57.360 --> 01:06:01.000
And how would you say, based on the movie obviously,
1371
01:06:01.000 --> 01:06:02.760
because it's not like we've been to that haunt or
1372
01:06:02.800 --> 01:06:05.920
that that haunt even really necessarily exists, how would you
1373
01:06:05.960 --> 01:06:09.199
compare this haunt as it's depicted to your favorite haunt
1374
01:06:09.239 --> 01:06:10.599
of all time, mccamee Manner.
1375
01:06:11.159 --> 01:06:14.199
Jesus, Why because why?
1376
01:06:14.239 --> 01:06:15.400
Because you take it so.
1377
01:06:15.519 --> 01:06:18.440
Personally, used to take it so personally. Then I saw
1378
01:06:18.440 --> 01:06:20.119
the actual footage, and now I'm just like, oh, fuck
1379
01:06:20.159 --> 01:06:20.559
that guy.
1380
01:06:20.760 --> 01:06:23.320
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you used to have Like there
1381
01:06:23.400 --> 01:06:27.559
was a time, this is like nine years ago where
1382
01:06:27.719 --> 01:06:30.679
if mccamee Manner came up, which, granted, I mean rus
1383
01:06:30.800 --> 01:06:35.480
mccamey's a total piece of shit, bad person. Uh, he's
1384
01:06:35.559 --> 01:06:38.920
a liar and a fake and a frauds and then
1385
01:06:38.960 --> 01:06:40.559
on top of that, he just seems like he's a
1386
01:06:40.599 --> 01:06:45.920
pretty His personal relationships are really shitty too. But I've
1387
01:06:45.960 --> 01:06:47.800
watched a bunch of the documentaries about it, and I
1388
01:06:47.840 --> 01:06:50.360
think that he's mostly mostly just a liar.
1389
01:06:50.440 --> 01:06:52.679
You he'll have not watched that one that last year.
1390
01:06:53.039 --> 01:06:55.639
The only problem I have with that documentary on Hulu
1391
01:06:55.639 --> 01:06:57.800
about mccameye Manner is that, like some of the people
1392
01:06:57.800 --> 01:06:59.679
who are talking that are like, I was mistreated this
1393
01:06:59.719 --> 01:07:02.400
way and this way. But he kept telling me that,
1394
01:07:02.639 --> 01:07:05.159
you know, if I do these things, I'll get way
1395
01:07:05.199 --> 01:07:07.159
more views and blah blah blah blah blah. And then
1396
01:07:07.199 --> 01:07:08.280
it's like, so what do you do for a living.
1397
01:07:08.280 --> 01:07:11.480
It's like, I'm trying to be a streamer, I'm trying
1398
01:07:11.519 --> 01:07:14.960
to be an influencer, and I'm like, I'm not saying
1399
01:07:15.000 --> 01:07:17.119
that you deserve to be taken advantage of it at all.
1400
01:07:17.239 --> 01:07:21.960
What I'm saying is that is a very that's a
1401
01:07:22.119 --> 01:07:26.480
hard line to ride when all you want is lots
1402
01:07:26.480 --> 01:07:30.800
of attention. That's why show business is so exploitive. Yeah,
1403
01:07:31.079 --> 01:07:34.559
is because of that whole element. But long of the
1404
01:07:34.599 --> 01:07:38.599
short is, yeah, you used to get so mad I
1405
01:07:38.639 --> 01:07:40.239
did about mccamee Manor.
1406
01:07:40.800 --> 01:07:45.320
It was it was specifically the the Haunter Hunter's documentary. Yes, yes,
1407
01:07:45.559 --> 01:07:48.440
because they showed at that time, they showed pictures of
1408
01:07:49.000 --> 01:07:51.320
the really wild shit that was available, with like people
1409
01:07:51.360 --> 01:07:54.360
gagged and like having stuff thrown on them, being waterboarded and.
1410
01:07:54.360 --> 01:07:57.119
Stuff like that. Yes, yeah, yeah, no, fuck fuck fuck
1411
01:07:57.199 --> 01:07:59.480
him fair enough. I'm pretty sure he's in jail right
1412
01:07:59.480 --> 01:08:02.480
now anyway. I just I just had to.
1413
01:08:03.960 --> 01:08:06.480
So Brad's screams scary in the group on purpose before
1414
01:08:06.519 --> 01:08:09.199
calling them, whoosies, and Warren uses the opportunity to lay
1415
01:08:09.199 --> 01:08:12.639
a kiss on Barbara, who responds by yawning and then
1416
01:08:12.760 --> 01:08:13.639
wandering off.
1417
01:08:14.559 --> 01:08:16.399
I remember, because when we were watching that, you were like,
1418
01:08:16.479 --> 01:08:19.920
was that inn No? I said that, yeah, but it
1419
01:08:20.000 --> 01:08:22.279
was very funny. Yeah, because he literally leans in with
1420
01:08:22.319 --> 01:08:25.119
like the most tender like kind of if the light's
1421
01:08:25.199 --> 01:08:27.239
right and stuff. It seems so romantic. And then right
1422
01:08:27.279 --> 01:08:30.000
after the kiss he pulls back and she just opens
1423
01:08:30.039 --> 01:08:32.600
her mouth wide, yawns and then turns away from does
1424
01:08:32.920 --> 01:08:35.000
a thing to him, just walks. Yeah.
1425
01:08:35.079 --> 01:08:37.319
So we see Jerry with the cleaver. Jerry is the
1426
01:08:37.319 --> 01:08:39.680
guy that owns the hawnk. Excuse me, how dare you?
1427
01:08:40.279 --> 01:08:42.199
He's taking a break, enjoying a beer, but his buddy
1428
01:08:42.199 --> 01:08:45.159
calls to him that another group is approaching, so we
1429
01:08:45.239 --> 01:08:47.720
see someone return wearing the same get up that Jerry
1430
01:08:47.800 --> 01:08:50.279
was wearing. JJ's group has reached up at this point,
1431
01:08:50.319 --> 01:08:53.279
so it's the batties and the man starts swinging on
1432
01:08:53.399 --> 01:08:55.000
the on the guy that's chained to the table because
1433
01:08:55.039 --> 01:08:57.680
JJ's groups like, yeah, yeah, kill him. So then he
1434
01:08:57.720 --> 01:09:00.000
goes to town with this cleaver. We see blood spread
1435
01:09:00.479 --> 01:09:02.079
and by this point we don't know if.
1436
01:09:01.920 --> 01:09:02.560
This is real or not.
1437
01:09:02.600 --> 01:09:04.520
That's what I love about this because they set it
1438
01:09:04.600 --> 01:09:06.520
up because he's like, it's like Jerry, like, and then
1439
01:09:06.520 --> 01:09:09.319
he just starts swinging on him. Yes, so he starts
1440
01:09:09.319 --> 01:09:11.840
swinging on him, kills him. The guys walk away, and
1441
01:09:11.880 --> 01:09:13.760
then that's when they revealed that it's still Jerry under
1442
01:09:13.800 --> 01:09:15.199
the mask and that that was all part of it.
1443
01:09:15.239 --> 01:09:17.840
So they had gore planned, but we got faked out
1444
01:09:17.880 --> 01:09:19.000
that it may have been the killer.
1445
01:09:19.239 --> 01:09:21.479
Well, I mean, what is this spook house if not
1446
01:09:21.640 --> 01:09:23.960
basically a house of pranks? Yeah.
1447
01:09:24.039 --> 01:09:25.880
Well, and that's the one thing also too, is that
1448
01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:28.079
there's there's certain things that happen in this movie when
1449
01:09:28.079 --> 01:09:29.960
they get into the Haunt that it's just like they
1450
01:09:30.279 --> 01:09:31.760
fake you out a lot, Like there's the one guy
1451
01:09:31.800 --> 01:09:33.359
that grabs on to jj in and he's like, hey, man,
1452
01:09:33.399 --> 01:09:35.119
like let go, let go, and then the hand just
1453
01:09:35.239 --> 01:09:36.520
lets it go and just pulls back.
1454
01:09:36.680 --> 01:09:40.079
Oh yeah no. And that's the thing. I mean, spook
1455
01:09:40.119 --> 01:09:46.319
houses are so rife with mystery and creepiness because I mean,
1456
01:09:46.319 --> 01:09:48.279
how many times in your life have you been in
1457
01:09:48.359 --> 01:09:51.039
a like had a really good Halloween costume, Not like
1458
01:09:51.079 --> 01:09:52.880
the thirty times you were the Crow, but like the
1459
01:09:52.920 --> 01:09:57.279
time went really you were really good one time, but
1460
01:09:57.319 --> 01:09:58.840
the times you had a really good one, and then
1461
01:09:58.840 --> 01:10:01.479
when your friends would say like or whatever, you would
1462
01:10:01.520 --> 01:10:04.039
just like, for a minute, you wouldn't say anything, Yeah,
1463
01:10:04.119 --> 01:10:06.039
you would just like hold it.
1464
01:10:06.439 --> 01:10:10.079
So oh no, one time it's not that exciting story.
1465
01:10:10.079 --> 01:10:13.479
But one time, I know, I fuck you. One time
1466
01:10:13.479 --> 01:10:16.560
I was doing Michael Myers, my Michael Myers costume for
1467
01:10:17.000 --> 01:10:21.119
the Guru for the Halloween hount Downtown, and I ran
1468
01:10:21.279 --> 01:10:24.800
into my cousin and my and my aunt, but I
1469
01:10:24.840 --> 01:10:26.319
forgot that I had the mask, and so like I
1470
01:10:26.359 --> 01:10:28.880
waved them like a smil and I could see my cousin,
1471
01:10:28.920 --> 01:10:31.119
who was he was pretty young at the time, just
1472
01:10:31.199 --> 01:10:33.239
kind of get really scared. So I immediately had to
1473
01:10:33.239 --> 01:10:34.920
take off my mask and be like, hey, it's me,
1474
01:10:35.000 --> 01:10:35.520
It's it's me.
1475
01:10:35.600 --> 01:10:40.279
It's okay. So one year at horror Rama. I So
1476
01:10:40.399 --> 01:10:42.840
I struggle every year with my Halloween costumes for the
1477
01:10:42.880 --> 01:10:44.479
most part, because I try not to be the same
1478
01:10:44.520 --> 01:10:46.720
thing twice, and I try to come up with something
1479
01:10:46.760 --> 01:10:49.640
I find scary, whether it's a character or a concept.
1480
01:10:49.680 --> 01:10:51.399
You're sloss in one still, yeah, that was one of
1481
01:10:51.439 --> 01:10:56.079
the best I've ever done. But one year, like a
1482
01:10:56.159 --> 01:10:58.479
day a week before Halloween, I came up with it,
1483
01:10:58.520 --> 01:11:00.800
and it was to wrap my head in bandages and
1484
01:11:00.840 --> 01:11:03.199
put a little blood around and stuff, and wear a
1485
01:11:03.319 --> 01:11:05.840
hospital gown and have like tubes hanging off my arms
1486
01:11:05.840 --> 01:11:10.359
and stuff. Just escaped patient, just patient of some sort,
1487
01:11:10.439 --> 01:11:13.840
you know, like you're thinking of the year I dressed
1488
01:11:13.840 --> 01:11:15.920
as a crazy doctor. Oh yeah, yeah. That was on
1489
01:11:15.960 --> 01:11:18.560
COVID because at the time we were still masking. So
1490
01:11:18.880 --> 01:11:21.439
I wanted to work masks into my costume because handing
1491
01:11:21.439 --> 01:11:24.800
out candy on twenty twenty was amazing in my neighborhood.
1492
01:11:25.000 --> 01:11:28.399
But anyway, so I have this, I don't think about it.
1493
01:11:28.560 --> 01:11:31.680
My whole head's wrapped in bandages. I don't have my glasses,
1494
01:11:31.680 --> 01:11:34.920
I'm wearing contact lenses. I'm doing all this stuff, and
1495
01:11:34.960 --> 01:11:38.359
I'm at horror rama around friends and I'm just like acting,
1496
01:11:38.680 --> 01:11:41.119
you know, creepy or whatever. But I'm literally, you know,
1497
01:11:41.239 --> 01:11:44.039
like up against friends and touching people and like getting
1498
01:11:44.079 --> 01:11:46.439
really close. And I noticed that they're like creeped out.
1499
01:11:46.479 --> 01:11:48.279
I'm like, damn, my costume must be really good. So
1500
01:11:48.319 --> 01:11:50.680
at one point I just said, like, I just like what,
1501
01:11:50.760 --> 01:11:52.479
you don't like me anymore? And they literally like I
1502
01:11:52.520 --> 01:11:56.359
had no idea who you were. Yeah, And then I
1503
01:11:56.399 --> 01:11:59.600
realized I was like, shit, I no glasses, hairs hidden,
1504
01:11:59.720 --> 01:12:03.840
I had no identifying characteristics at all.
1505
01:12:06.079 --> 01:12:16.880
Do you even? Movie? Will be right back, welcome back
1506
01:12:16.920 --> 01:12:20.039
to do you even movie?
1507
01:12:23.560 --> 01:12:25.720
So when I was like leaning on them and touching
1508
01:12:25.760 --> 01:12:28.199
them and standing close to them, I was doing it
1509
01:12:28.239 --> 01:12:32.640
with like total confidence. Yeah, which is really horrifying. That's fair,
1510
01:12:33.239 --> 01:12:36.199
That's definitely fair. What's the word familiarity? When you touch
1511
01:12:36.199 --> 01:12:38.920
someone familiarity and you don't know them, it's very creepy.
1512
01:12:39.399 --> 01:12:43.000
So that is when at this point he goes or
1513
01:12:43.079 --> 01:12:45.560
Warren wanders along the Haunt with his friends, but he
1514
01:12:45.600 --> 01:12:48.159
finds himself left behind as he goes looking for them,
1515
01:12:48.239 --> 01:12:49.680
his shirt gets cut on a nail and he cuts
1516
01:12:49.680 --> 01:12:50.399
his hand a little bit.
1517
01:12:50.720 --> 01:12:53.920
Yes, and this is the beginning of a quite a
1518
01:12:54.000 --> 01:12:55.399
panic spiral. Yeah.
1519
01:12:55.439 --> 01:12:58.159
So the sheriff finds Jerry telling him about Barker breaking out,
1520
01:12:58.159 --> 01:12:59.760
and the sheriff tells him that he doesn't want to
1521
01:12:59.800 --> 01:13:02.319
cause a panic, but they they'll keep him updated. As
1522
01:13:02.319 --> 01:13:04.880
they go searching for him, JJ and his group find
1523
01:13:04.880 --> 01:13:07.159
the PA room of the Haunt and they start drawing
1524
01:13:07.159 --> 01:13:09.000
attention because they get on the PA they start making
1525
01:13:09.039 --> 01:13:11.760
a fool of themselves and also one of their guys
1526
01:13:11.760 --> 01:13:14.159
bumps into one of the crank like one of the
1527
01:13:14.199 --> 01:13:15.640
electric boards and its it.
1528
01:13:15.720 --> 01:13:16.640
S passes out a little bit.
1529
01:13:16.840 --> 01:13:18.880
Yeah, so you actually think that he got shocked, but
1530
01:13:19.000 --> 01:13:22.720
turns out he's fine. So that's when they go They
1531
01:13:22.720 --> 01:13:25.199
go to exit and a haunter spooks JJ, who then
1532
01:13:25.279 --> 01:13:27.520
throws a punch, knocking him out.
1533
01:13:27.560 --> 01:13:30.760
Just clocking I mean, just cleaning his goddamn clock.
1534
01:13:31.039 --> 01:13:33.399
So Warren keeps wandering through the Haunt, stopping to look
1535
01:13:33.399 --> 01:13:35.279
at a table that's a dorm with candles and skulls.
1536
01:13:35.279 --> 01:13:37.159
We also see the little boy has snuck back into
1537
01:13:37.159 --> 01:13:39.359
the Haunt again, as we also hear someone called a
1538
01:13:39.359 --> 01:13:42.239
Warren for help. Warren then finds a man with a flashlight.
1539
01:13:42.279 --> 01:13:43.760
He can't see who it is, and he asks if
1540
01:13:43.800 --> 01:13:46.000
he's the one that of the troublemakers it's causing issues
1541
01:13:46.000 --> 01:13:47.960
in the Haunt, and Warren says he's not. He just
1542
01:13:48.000 --> 01:13:49.960
took a wrong turn, and the man tells him, all right, well,
1543
01:13:49.960 --> 01:13:51.720
then go find your find your group and stay with
1544
01:13:51.760 --> 01:13:53.840
your group, like it's too dangerous to wander in here alone.
1545
01:13:54.159 --> 01:13:56.840
So Warren leaves, but in the next room comes face
1546
01:13:56.880 --> 01:13:59.560
to face with a figure dressed just like the skull
1547
01:13:59.600 --> 01:14:01.359
man with the scythe included.
1548
01:14:01.720 --> 01:14:04.920
Yes, and this is where business is about to pick up.
1549
01:14:05.079 --> 01:14:07.760
Yes it is, so he is smoothed, of course by
1550
01:14:07.760 --> 01:14:10.119
this guy. Warren ducks behind some crates, but he also
1551
01:14:10.199 --> 01:14:12.640
notices some blood on his hand, and then he notices
1552
01:14:12.680 --> 01:14:15.640
that the scythe also has blood on it. So Warren
1553
01:14:15.640 --> 01:14:17.720
sneaks past the man, but then comes face to face
1554
01:14:17.720 --> 01:14:19.640
in them one more time, sending him into a sprint.
1555
01:14:19.920 --> 01:14:21.960
Warren gets into a room, trips over a stand with
1556
01:14:21.960 --> 01:14:24.079
a candle on it. The candlestick falls on the ground
1557
01:14:24.319 --> 01:14:26.439
and the figure runs in and trips over the candlestick.
1558
01:14:26.960 --> 01:14:29.960
Warren wastes no time at all, grabs the scythe and
1559
01:14:30.199 --> 01:14:32.199
shops this man's hand off.
1560
01:14:32.399 --> 01:14:34.840
And this is an incredible moment because when the hand
1561
01:14:34.880 --> 01:14:39.119
comes off, the skull man just stares yeah, and then
1562
01:14:39.239 --> 01:14:42.880
raises his hand up bloody stump. And then of course
1563
01:14:43.000 --> 01:14:44.920
our main character runs away.
1564
01:14:44.640 --> 01:14:47.840
Scared, runs away silent, screaming. I love that he's screaming,
1565
01:14:47.880 --> 01:14:48.800
but nothing's coming out.
1566
01:14:48.960 --> 01:14:50.600
Yeah, no, it was very, very eerie.
1567
01:14:50.760 --> 01:14:52.680
So he goes and screams, and that's when Jerry is
1568
01:14:52.720 --> 01:14:54.119
told by one of his men to bring up the
1569
01:14:54.119 --> 01:14:56.279
house lights because they have a serious problem going on.
1570
01:14:56.520 --> 01:14:58.560
Due to JJ's group messing in the room, the lights
1571
01:14:58.600 --> 01:14:59.800
now won't turn.
1572
01:14:59.600 --> 01:15:03.119
On well, I mean in a haunt.
1573
01:15:04.319 --> 01:15:07.520
So he goes to the PA requesting everyone's staff included
1574
01:15:07.560 --> 01:15:10.439
to leave the haunt immediately. So Warren finds a group
1575
01:15:10.560 --> 01:15:12.720
one warning them about the man, and the haunted house
1576
01:15:12.760 --> 01:15:15.039
starts to clear out. We watch various staff and guests
1577
01:15:15.119 --> 01:15:17.159
go through the exit and Warren coming over a bridge
1578
01:15:17.159 --> 01:15:20.079
with snakes and we hear this and everything gets tangled
1579
01:15:20.119 --> 01:15:22.479
up in the rope bridge, falls over to the side,
1580
01:15:22.680 --> 01:15:25.239
freaks out because like he falls into the snakes, until
1581
01:15:25.239 --> 01:15:26.840
he realizes that all the snakes are fake.
1582
01:15:27.039 --> 01:15:29.760
Yes, And it's worth mentioning that while they were waiting
1583
01:15:29.760 --> 01:15:31.920
in line, one of the things that they were doing
1584
01:15:31.960 --> 01:15:34.520
out there was they had a rattle rattle in a
1585
01:15:34.560 --> 01:15:37.399
tank with a sign that said check out our snake pit,
1586
01:15:37.640 --> 01:15:40.039
which is brilliant to like make you think that they
1587
01:15:40.039 --> 01:15:42.479
have a bunch of rattlesnakes. But it really freaked him out.
1588
01:15:42.520 --> 01:15:44.840
But now that he's realized the snakes aren't real, he
1589
01:15:45.199 --> 01:15:47.960
was crazy. He takes one of the rubber snakes and
1590
01:15:48.000 --> 01:15:51.800
bites head off just Ozzy Osbourne's that shit, yeah, and
1591
01:15:51.960 --> 01:15:55.399
then gets goes into a laughing fit. It is really weird.
1592
01:15:56.239 --> 01:15:58.279
So outside the haunt, Brad and Shelley find a man
1593
01:15:58.279 --> 01:15:59.680
that they think is an officer, and they're quick to
1594
01:15:59.680 --> 01:16:01.279
tell him that need help, and then he's like, hey,
1595
01:16:01.319 --> 01:16:02.479
hey guys, I'm not a cop.
1596
01:16:02.680 --> 01:16:04.960
I one of the best things about how long, and
1597
01:16:05.000 --> 01:16:07.800
his wife joins him as the prisoner and she's in
1598
01:16:07.880 --> 01:16:10.399
like a cartoony prisoner costume. It's so good.
1599
01:16:10.840 --> 01:16:13.000
So back in the pit, the little boy finds Warren
1600
01:16:13.039 --> 01:16:14.680
offering him a cheer to help him out of the pit.
1601
01:16:14.920 --> 01:16:17.079
He helps Warren out, gets him back through the haunts,
1602
01:16:17.079 --> 01:16:20.479
but Warren stops as he comes across Barber's purse, which
1603
01:16:20.520 --> 01:16:22.239
I love this and I never caught this before until
1604
01:16:22.279 --> 01:16:23.600
now the salt spilled.
1605
01:16:25.720 --> 01:16:28.279
Oh shit, uh huh.
1606
01:16:27.960 --> 01:16:30.239
Okay, So he picks up the salt, puts everything back
1607
01:16:30.279 --> 01:16:32.560
in her purse, and that's when he realizes now that
1608
01:16:32.560 --> 01:16:35.560
the kid's also gone. So Warren wanders back through the haunt,
1609
01:16:35.560 --> 01:16:37.359
and that's when the kid briefly scares him by putting
1610
01:16:37.359 --> 01:16:39.760
his hand through a window and grabbing him. Read they rejoin,
1611
01:16:39.880 --> 01:16:41.439
and that's when Warren goes into a room with a
1612
01:16:41.439 --> 01:16:44.000
fake body, thinking it's real. The little boy tells him
1613
01:16:44.000 --> 01:16:47.239
it's just for ten. Warren arms himself with a fake bone.
1614
01:16:47.279 --> 01:16:49.520
As they continue through the haunt, he gets spooked by
1615
01:16:49.560 --> 01:16:51.720
more fake bodies that are hanging and he runs away,
1616
01:16:51.840 --> 01:16:54.279
leaving the little boy. He uses a coffin to seal
1617
01:16:54.319 --> 01:16:56.640
the door because he thinks somebody is chasing him, which
1618
01:16:56.680 --> 01:16:59.520
is confirmed because the coffin is quickly knocked down. We
1619
01:16:59.520 --> 01:17:01.479
see the call off and topple over as someone is
1620
01:17:01.520 --> 01:17:04.000
clearly behind him. Warren makes it back to the room
1621
01:17:04.000 --> 01:17:06.159
where he hid where but he bashes his knee right
1622
01:17:06.199 --> 01:17:07.720
on a crate and he has to sink down to
1623
01:17:07.760 --> 01:17:09.720
the floor for a little bit. He hears someone in
1624
01:17:09.760 --> 01:17:12.520
the room next to him. He panics, grabs a chainsaw,
1625
01:17:12.640 --> 01:17:13.319
trying to start it.
1626
01:17:13.359 --> 01:17:15.960
But no, look no, because the chainsaw is never going
1627
01:17:16.000 --> 01:17:17.880
to start when you need it to anyway. No, and
1628
01:17:18.039 --> 01:17:21.600
I we can't do justice to the third the final
1629
01:17:21.640 --> 01:17:24.760
act of this film. Yeah, it's all action with very
1630
01:17:24.840 --> 01:17:30.840
little dialogue, very little character interaction beyond this man's crazed
1631
01:17:32.520 --> 01:17:35.800
chase scene through the spook house trying to escape. To escape.
1632
01:17:35.720 --> 01:17:38.880
Yeah, so that's when he goes with the chainsaw in
1633
01:17:38.920 --> 01:17:40.880
his hand. He runs to a curtain, but then he
1634
01:17:40.880 --> 01:17:43.359
here's the thump. He pulls the curtain back, and that's
1635
01:17:43.399 --> 01:17:45.319
when we see that there is a man passed out
1636
01:17:45.359 --> 01:17:46.039
with a shotgun.
1637
01:17:46.840 --> 01:17:49.560
I mean, it's better than a Teddy bear, you know,
1638
01:17:49.600 --> 01:17:52.000
when you're a man. Yeah, So he knocked somebody out.
1639
01:17:52.000 --> 01:17:54.239
He runs past the man, goes into another room, where
1640
01:17:54.239 --> 01:17:56.239
he sees that he is right where the roof is.
1641
01:17:56.239 --> 01:17:58.319
So he breaks a shingle, climbs onto a roof, and
1642
01:17:58.359 --> 01:18:00.279
then another thing happens that I didn't catch it until
1643
01:18:00.279 --> 01:18:00.640
this time.
1644
01:18:00.760 --> 01:18:04.239
Oh yeah, a black cat crosses his path. Oh my god,
1645
01:18:04.479 --> 01:18:05.159
that's so good.
1646
01:18:05.279 --> 01:18:07.479
Yeah, so a black cat crosses his path on the roof.
1647
01:18:07.520 --> 01:18:09.800
We see someone's in pursuit of him through a POV shot.
1648
01:18:10.000 --> 01:18:12.279
So Warren's now climbing on the roof and that's when
1649
01:18:12.319 --> 01:18:16.279
the roof gives in, dropping him into a pile of pumpkins.
1650
01:18:16.800 --> 01:18:19.840
This is one of my favorite moments because it's so absurd. Yeah,
1651
01:18:19.880 --> 01:18:23.119
they just have a place with a shitload of uncarved pumpkins,
1652
01:18:23.119 --> 01:18:27.840
which would hurt, it would smart. And now as he's
1653
01:18:27.920 --> 01:18:30.960
rolling around trying to get himself righted, he's getting covered
1654
01:18:31.000 --> 01:18:31.880
in pumpkin guts.
1655
01:18:31.880 --> 01:18:35.039
Gord's all over the place, and that's when he wanders
1656
01:18:35.079 --> 01:18:36.800
over to a wall where he can see out. He
1657
01:18:36.840 --> 01:18:39.039
sees people, and that's when he calls to them, but
1658
01:18:39.119 --> 01:18:41.560
no one's hearing him, and the camera pulls back, revealing
1659
01:18:41.560 --> 01:18:44.159
that he's behind the mural on the Haunted House.
1660
01:18:44.199 --> 01:18:47.239
Now, ah, I love this goddamn movie.
1661
01:18:47.279 --> 01:18:49.640
So defeated, he sits down as he hears the cops
1662
01:18:49.640 --> 01:18:52.000
on the pa outside calling to Barker in the Haunt
1663
01:18:52.039 --> 01:18:55.039
telling him to come out. Warren, freaked out, realizes he's
1664
01:18:55.039 --> 01:18:58.039
next to a coffin. He lightly opens it up to
1665
01:18:58.079 --> 01:19:00.800
reveal there's just a red light inside, just blung up.
1666
01:19:00.840 --> 01:19:03.000
There's nothing inside the coffin. But as he closes the
1667
01:19:03.000 --> 01:19:05.520
coffin lid, someone's standing in the doorway.
1668
01:19:05.880 --> 01:19:09.600
Yes, and now shit's about to pick up.
1669
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Shit's about to pick up because he has the shotgun nearby.
1670
01:19:12.279 --> 01:19:14.159
He grabs it, holds it on the figure for a
1671
01:19:14.199 --> 01:19:16.159
little bit as the figure starts approaching him, and that's
1672
01:19:16.199 --> 01:19:19.039
when he goes down to the pit and fires the gun.
1673
01:19:19.359 --> 01:19:21.159
We don't see anything that happens. We just hear the
1674
01:19:21.199 --> 01:19:23.319
body slump and that's.
1675
01:19:23.159 --> 01:19:26.000
When they go that. We see him run outside.
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01:19:26.039 --> 01:19:27.880
He gets agreeted by the cops and they're like, you know,
1677
01:19:27.920 --> 01:19:30.079
are you okay, Like is Barker in there? And that's
1678
01:19:30.079 --> 01:19:31.760
when he says he shot him. And he's like, you know,
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01:19:31.800 --> 01:19:34.640
you shot him, you shot Barker. We'll come on over here.
1680
01:19:34.680 --> 01:19:37.640
So they take him to the side.
1681
01:19:36.840 --> 01:19:39.000
And the cops are all on high alert. Yeah.
1682
01:19:39.000 --> 01:19:41.199
So Warren tells the cop that he just kept coming
1683
01:19:41.359 --> 01:19:43.359
so he cut his hand off and then he shot him.
1684
01:19:43.359 --> 01:19:44.840
And that's when the CoP's like, wait, wait, wait, you
1685
01:19:44.840 --> 01:19:46.840
cut his hand off, Well, do we have that hand?
1686
01:19:46.920 --> 01:19:48.920
And that's when the hand gets passed by. Yeah, yeah,
1687
01:19:49.000 --> 01:19:50.520
because they're like, they're like, we gotta put that on
1688
01:19:50.600 --> 01:19:52.800
ice stick at the hospital. They're like, the guy whose
1689
01:19:52.840 --> 01:19:55.640
hand got cut off worked here, It works here.
1690
01:19:56.000 --> 01:19:59.279
So that's when they reveal that we now see that
1691
01:19:59.319 --> 01:20:01.439
there's an ambulance. We see the man that was knocked
1692
01:20:01.439 --> 01:20:03.199
out is now being treated by the ambulance crew, and
1693
01:20:03.239 --> 01:20:05.880
we also see that the skull figure is on a
1694
01:20:05.960 --> 01:20:08.039
cot but his mask is off now and they're trying
1695
01:20:08.079 --> 01:20:10.520
to take care of his stump. And that's when they
1696
01:20:10.520 --> 01:20:12.760
revealed that Warren attacked one of the haunt workers that
1697
01:20:12.840 --> 01:20:14.159
was trying to help him and get him out of
1698
01:20:14.199 --> 01:20:16.840
the haunt with the scythe and the haunter tells Jerry
1699
01:20:16.920 --> 01:20:18.319
he just wanted to get him out and then he
1700
01:20:18.359 --> 01:20:22.359
attacked him. We also see the cops have now located Barker,
1701
01:20:22.720 --> 01:20:26.000
who is in a nearby field picking flowers.
1702
01:20:25.720 --> 01:20:30.119
And this part I love, yeah because the reveal is
1703
01:20:30.199 --> 01:20:33.039
so clever. They're all there with their guns and everything.
1704
01:20:32.800 --> 01:20:34.119
And they're on the radio. They're like, you know, we
1705
01:20:34.399 --> 01:20:36.479
Barker's here. Well, they're like, well, you're gonna love this,
1706
01:20:36.720 --> 01:20:38.439
and they revealed that he's just been picking flowers.
1707
01:20:38.439 --> 01:20:40.840
I've just been sitting of picking flowers. They never really
1708
01:20:41.000 --> 01:20:43.279
establish what Barker.
1709
01:20:43.000 --> 01:20:45.600
Did, no, just that he's an escape violent patient or.
1710
01:20:45.600 --> 01:20:48.279
They escape mental mental patient. Yeah yeah, well, I mean
1711
01:20:48.319 --> 01:20:52.039
that's my point is like, it doesn't necessarily guarantee that
1712
01:20:52.079 --> 01:20:55.079
he's particularly violent, sir violent. Yeah, but it seems like
1713
01:20:55.279 --> 01:20:58.800
because the driver died in the van, they decided to
1714
01:20:58.800 --> 01:21:00.800
depend in on him when it was more than likely
1715
01:21:01.159 --> 01:21:03.880
he hit the windshield and die most likely. And just
1716
01:21:03.920 --> 01:21:06.560
the reveal that he's just picking flowers and he was
1717
01:21:06.680 --> 01:21:09.960
nowhere near the haunt either. No, so, and this is
1718
01:21:10.039 --> 01:21:14.840
the moment that made me go Okay, the chill nature
1719
01:21:14.880 --> 01:21:17.279
of the first half of the movie combined with the
1720
01:21:17.319 --> 01:21:20.039
goofy fun of running through the spook house, Yeah, that's
1721
01:21:20.079 --> 01:21:23.279
all fine and dandy, but that ending tacks on like
1722
01:21:23.319 --> 01:21:24.479
a whole extra star.
1723
01:21:24.680 --> 01:21:26.920
So the police enter the haunt and they go to
1724
01:21:26.920 --> 01:21:29.039
where he had the shot fired off, and that's when
1725
01:21:29.039 --> 01:21:31.840
they find the body of the sheriff shot dead.
1726
01:21:32.119 --> 01:21:33.600
But he did not shoot the deputy.
1727
01:21:33.640 --> 01:21:36.000
He did not shoot the deputy because the deputy's confronting him,
1728
01:21:36.239 --> 01:21:38.640
telling him that Barker wasn't near the haunt, and they're
1729
01:21:38.680 --> 01:21:41.800
arresting him for involuntary manslaughter. He reads him his rights
1730
01:21:41.800 --> 01:21:44.119
as Warren keeps repeating, he just kept coming, He just
1731
01:21:44.199 --> 01:21:44.680
kept coming.
1732
01:21:46.800 --> 01:21:57.600
Do you even? Movie? Will be right back, welcome back
1733
01:21:57.640 --> 01:22:01.439
to do you even movie?
1734
01:22:04.199 --> 01:22:06.560
So they load Warren into the car in front of everyone.
1735
01:22:06.680 --> 01:22:08.640
We see the Haunt crowd go back to partying as
1736
01:22:08.680 --> 01:22:10.399
Warren is driven away in the car with a smile
1737
01:22:10.479 --> 01:22:15.039
on his face until he hears a voice say Warren Warren.
1738
01:22:15.520 --> 01:22:17.680
We see his expression change back to fear, and that's
1739
01:22:17.680 --> 01:22:19.680
when he pictures the skull figure on the Haunt. As
1740
01:22:19.720 --> 01:22:22.520
it just keeps zooming in closer and closer, we see
1741
01:22:22.600 --> 01:22:25.119
him become terrified, and that's when we close on a
1742
01:22:25.159 --> 01:22:27.319
shot of the mural painted on the side of the building.
1743
01:22:27.359 --> 01:22:29.960
As we see the moon, we hear evil laughter echo,
1744
01:22:30.039 --> 01:22:33.279
and Barbera's voice state one more time, Halloween the most
1745
01:22:33.359 --> 01:22:39.119
exciting day. And that is nineteen ninety one's scary movie.
1746
01:22:39.199 --> 01:22:41.880
If you haven't watched it, for love of God, it's
1747
01:22:41.920 --> 01:22:45.119
free on twob So good, do something nice for yourself.
1748
01:22:45.319 --> 01:22:47.039
So would you like to know some fun things about
1749
01:22:47.039 --> 01:22:48.880
the film? I mean, they better be fun. They better
1750
01:22:48.880 --> 01:22:49.159
be fun.
1751
01:22:49.159 --> 01:22:53.239
Indeed, so Erickson wanted to raise two million for the project,
1752
01:22:53.239 --> 01:22:55.600
but they ended up raising two hundred thousand dollars for
1753
01:22:55.640 --> 01:22:58.199
the film in total. Wow, so the budget is two
1754
01:22:58.239 --> 01:22:59.399
hundred thousand dollars.
1755
01:22:59.239 --> 01:23:02.560
And that sounds like a lot, especially with inflation. But
1756
01:23:02.680 --> 01:23:06.760
shooting on film, shooting for three weeks straight, yeah, it's
1757
01:23:07.159 --> 01:23:09.159
you could burn through it really fast. Yeah.
1758
01:23:09.319 --> 01:23:11.479
Ericson considered himself to be lucky to operate out on
1759
01:23:11.520 --> 01:23:14.520
a bigger budget with bill and billing, sets, getting cranes, lenses,
1760
01:23:14.520 --> 01:23:17.279
et cetera. Ericson was twenty two years old when they
1761
01:23:17.319 --> 01:23:18.319
shot scary.
1762
01:23:18.000 --> 01:23:20.760
Movie Wow, Just a Baby.
1763
01:23:20.520 --> 01:23:23.479
Filmed in Austin, Texas, three weeks, six days a week,
1764
01:23:23.560 --> 01:23:26.399
eighteen days shoot and Ericson stated thirty shots a day
1765
01:23:26.479 --> 01:23:28.239
and it was two years of pre production and one
1766
01:23:28.319 --> 01:23:29.359
year in post.
1767
01:23:29.680 --> 01:23:32.439
Oh, thirty shots a day. It's on film, I know.
1768
01:23:32.680 --> 01:23:34.199
Just when I hear that, I'm like wow.
1769
01:23:34.319 --> 01:23:37.039
A US distribution deal was never struck for the film,
1770
01:23:37.039 --> 01:23:40.119
but a short foreign deal did occur. Troma actually wanted
1771
01:23:40.159 --> 01:23:42.119
to purchase the film, but Ericson turned it down to
1772
01:23:42.159 --> 01:23:44.119
a self release the film in Austin for a two
1773
01:23:44.159 --> 01:23:44.720
week run.
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01:23:44.600 --> 01:23:45.279
At the Village.
1775
01:23:45.439 --> 01:23:47.640
It even had a DVD that was only available on
1776
01:23:47.680 --> 01:23:48.479
the Austin market.
1777
01:23:49.279 --> 01:23:51.560
That's wild to me. I mean, good on him for
1778
01:23:51.640 --> 01:23:54.840
not taking a Trouma would have very likely never paid
1779
01:23:54.880 --> 01:23:57.279
him a penny. No so, But like, at the same time,
1780
01:23:57.359 --> 01:24:01.079
it's sad that the movie basically Lang Wish, Yeah, which
1781
01:24:01.119 --> 01:24:02.560
is crazy, it really is.
1782
01:24:03.159 --> 01:24:06.159
The production had to fight record breaking rainfall, which would
1783
01:24:06.159 --> 01:24:08.720
often have them retreat inside to shoot, but due to
1784
01:24:08.760 --> 01:24:11.199
the makeshift building, they would have to wade through water
1785
01:24:11.319 --> 01:24:14.960
even for their interior shots. Jesus the Haunt was a
1786
01:24:14.960 --> 01:24:17.600
makeshift sound stage with an open wall. The individual rooms
1787
01:24:17.640 --> 01:24:19.640
were built on the stage, one room at a time,
1788
01:24:19.680 --> 01:24:23.079
and there was no complete haunted house. It's all faked out.
1789
01:24:23.359 --> 01:24:25.439
I mean, they did a really damn good job. I
1790
01:24:25.439 --> 01:24:29.439
mean I believe it just because it's so big and
1791
01:24:29.680 --> 01:24:32.760
expansive on the inside. Yeah, but they did a really
1792
01:24:32.800 --> 01:24:33.359
good job.
1793
01:24:33.960 --> 01:24:36.159
John Hawks was cast in the film via a handshake
1794
01:24:36.239 --> 01:24:41.079
deal at Huttsberger's in Austin. Keith Brunson, producer of the film,
1795
01:24:41.119 --> 01:24:42.800
plays the man at the front of the house letting
1796
01:24:42.840 --> 01:24:45.720
people in. Brunson designed his own look, and Ericsson even
1797
01:24:45.720 --> 01:24:48.199
remembers his appearance that he wanted at first was very
1798
01:24:48.239 --> 01:24:51.479
Beelejuice esque. Brunson was also responsible for bringing his friend
1799
01:24:51.520 --> 01:24:52.520
Butch Patrick.
1800
01:24:52.199 --> 01:24:55.359
To the project. Oh well, you never brought Butch Patrick
1801
01:24:55.359 --> 01:24:55.880
to anything.
1802
01:24:56.000 --> 01:24:58.760
I know but Patrick, Well then what then you have
1803
01:24:58.840 --> 01:25:01.000
no excuse, y know if he remembers me, but I
1804
01:25:01.039 --> 01:25:04.399
know him. In nineteen ninety one, the Austin City Council
1805
01:25:04.399 --> 01:25:07.399
and Mayor Bruce Todd made a proclamation to clearing October
1806
01:25:07.399 --> 01:25:10.600
eighteenth Scary Movie Day, calling on all citizens to recognize
1807
01:25:10.600 --> 01:25:14.000
the considerable contributions made by scary movie to Austin movie industry,
1808
01:25:14.159 --> 01:25:16.680
to the professional careers of the films all Austin cast
1809
01:25:16.720 --> 01:25:19.119
and crew, and to the leisure enjoyment of scary movie
1810
01:25:19.199 --> 01:25:20.840
enthusiasts across America.
1811
01:25:20.880 --> 01:25:26.199
It's worth mentioning this whole keep Austin weird thing where
1812
01:25:26.199 --> 01:25:29.920
everybody's moving from everywhere to live in Austin. That is
1813
01:25:30.199 --> 01:25:35.800
not very old. Austin really started to become a big
1814
01:25:35.880 --> 01:25:39.319
deal place at the end of the nineties, and that
1815
01:25:39.520 --> 01:25:44.199
really exploded by twenty ten, and now Austin is really
1816
01:25:44.199 --> 01:25:48.000
what Austin, Texas is. Back then, Austin was at a
1817
01:25:48.119 --> 01:25:52.960
little tiny city and Houston and Dallas were the real cities,
1818
01:25:53.960 --> 01:25:56.800
but now Austin, of course is a major hub of
1819
01:25:56.840 --> 01:25:59.359
all of Texas, So back then it was a pretty
1820
01:25:59.359 --> 01:26:01.840
big deal to make a movie with Austin talent entirely
1821
01:26:01.880 --> 01:26:04.439
in Austin, Yeah, entirely so.
1822
01:26:04.560 --> 01:26:06.640
Under the movie title during the opening credits. It has
1823
01:26:06.640 --> 01:26:09.199
played a barcode As of twenty twenty one, this is
1824
01:26:09.199 --> 01:26:14.199
associated with craft Rice Products HMM. Daniel Erickson gave John
1825
01:26:14.199 --> 01:26:16.600
Hawks two films to watch in preparation for his performance,
1826
01:26:16.720 --> 01:26:19.319
Nightmare at twenty thousand feet segment of Twilight Zone the movie,
1827
01:26:19.560 --> 01:26:22.079
and the animated Disney short The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.
1828
01:26:22.359 --> 01:26:24.640
Ericson went on to say he's literally copying the fear
1829
01:26:24.680 --> 01:26:27.760
in Paranoia. It was career changing performance for Hawks, becoming
1830
01:26:27.760 --> 01:26:30.720
his ticket to Hollywood. Literally, he says, it put just
1831
01:26:30.840 --> 01:26:33.119
enough money in his pocket. Right after production, he packed
1832
01:26:33.119 --> 01:26:34.680
his bags and went straight to Hollywood.
1833
01:26:35.039 --> 01:26:39.479
Wow, I mean, I believe it. Yeah.
1834
01:26:39.600 --> 01:26:41.880
Ericson and his crew built The Haunt a stone's throwaway
1835
01:26:41.880 --> 01:26:44.520
from Salt Lick in Driftwood, and production crew worked closely
1836
01:26:44.560 --> 01:26:47.359
with iconic poster designer Danny Garrett to create the lived
1837
01:26:47.359 --> 01:26:49.479
in facades of the movie's haunted house he's actually the
1838
01:26:49.520 --> 01:26:51.600
one that also designed the murals on the Haunted House
1839
01:26:51.640 --> 01:26:52.000
as well.
1840
01:26:52.079 --> 01:26:53.079
Oh nice, okay.
1841
01:26:53.359 --> 01:26:56.319
Actor Jason Russell Waller, who played Brad in the film, stated,
1842
01:26:56.560 --> 01:26:58.640
you'd be there for long days. We go out, have
1843
01:26:58.760 --> 01:27:00.680
beers and do the whole thing again for the next day.
1844
01:27:00.720 --> 01:27:02.279
We couldn't wait to get back on set.
1845
01:27:03.199 --> 01:27:05.000
It sounded like it was a pretty fun time.
1846
01:27:05.159 --> 01:27:08.520
The opening shot of the Haunted House includes Psycho House homage,
1847
01:27:08.560 --> 01:27:11.279
and the house even included bone chairs as an homage
1848
01:27:11.279 --> 01:27:12.520
to Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
1849
01:27:12.640 --> 01:27:14.840
Well, and I, from what I understand, Texas Chainsaw Masacer
1850
01:27:14.880 --> 01:27:17.880
too had just finished filming. Yeah, because while this film
1851
01:27:17.960 --> 01:27:20.399
came out as it would in nineteen ninety one, it
1852
01:27:20.439 --> 01:27:23.399
was filming in the beginning of nineteen ninety Yeah.
1853
01:27:23.520 --> 01:27:25.520
Ericson commented that the gore in the film was fun
1854
01:27:25.520 --> 01:27:27.600
to play with because Warren, as well as the audience,
1855
01:27:27.640 --> 01:27:29.359
don't know what is real and what is not.
1856
01:27:30.000 --> 01:27:31.560
It kept me guessing. Yeah.
1857
01:27:31.600 --> 01:27:33.840
So, what are your final thoughts on nineteen ninety one's
1858
01:27:33.880 --> 01:27:34.439
scary movie?
1859
01:27:34.520 --> 01:27:37.279
Oh my gosh, I mean, it's a rented one thousand
1860
01:27:37.319 --> 01:27:41.880
percent rented, and if you're a total fucking nerd, then
1861
01:27:41.920 --> 01:27:44.600
it's a by it. Get it. I am a total if.
1862
01:27:44.479 --> 01:27:46.439
You're a film collector, this is worth owning just for
1863
01:27:46.479 --> 01:27:47.880
the short films of the director too.
1864
01:27:48.199 --> 01:27:52.199
Yeah. I mean this movie is such a fascinating gem.
1865
01:27:52.479 --> 01:27:57.079
It has so much to offer while also being pretty simple. Yeah.
1866
01:27:57.840 --> 01:28:00.520
I remember multiple times thinking about how as we were
1867
01:28:00.640 --> 01:28:03.359
watching it, how wild it is that there's like not
1868
01:28:03.439 --> 01:28:05.119
a lot of music in the beginning. It's kind of
1869
01:28:05.199 --> 01:28:08.960
quiet almost, but it really draws me in and makes
1870
01:28:09.000 --> 01:28:12.279
me feel that halloweeny feeling, which is extra. The point
1871
01:28:12.520 --> 01:28:15.119
of all these these films we're covering this month is
1872
01:28:15.279 --> 01:28:17.760
what movies make us feel kind of halloweeny. Yeah, and
1873
01:28:17.800 --> 01:28:19.399
this definitely.
1874
01:28:19.199 --> 01:28:21.760
Absolutely it's a rent for me as well. This is
1875
01:28:21.880 --> 01:28:24.279
just a perfect Halloween hangout film. I also love the
1876
01:28:24.279 --> 01:28:26.800
fact that it's it happened one night movie, so it
1877
01:28:26.800 --> 01:28:29.159
happens in a short amount of time. You get to
1878
01:28:29.199 --> 01:28:31.880
see an incredible performance by John Hawks before he was
1879
01:28:31.920 --> 01:28:32.279
a name.
1880
01:28:32.560 --> 01:28:33.359
Yeah. Yeah.
1881
01:28:33.399 --> 01:28:36.039
And also on top of that, you just get a
1882
01:28:36.159 --> 01:28:39.520
feeling for what Halloween used to be for, because there's
1883
01:28:39.520 --> 01:28:41.640
i mean, spook houses when it came to like them
1884
01:28:41.640 --> 01:28:43.920
being on farms and whatnot. Like I've heard stories about
1885
01:28:43.960 --> 01:28:46.119
how it used to be like every town would basically
1886
01:28:46.119 --> 01:28:46.520
have one.
1887
01:28:46.800 --> 01:28:48.680
Yeah, I mean I've heard that too.
1888
01:28:48.600 --> 01:28:51.039
So I mean this is absolutely absolutely a time capsule
1889
01:28:51.079 --> 01:28:52.239
of a time we no longer have.
1890
01:28:52.359 --> 01:28:56.439
Unfortunately, I mean Rusmakami's house a spook house was on
1891
01:28:56.520 --> 01:29:00.279
his own property. Yeah.
1892
01:29:00.279 --> 01:29:01.520
No, we always like this in the show. With a
1893
01:29:01.520 --> 01:29:04.079
couple of recommendations, I have two this week. First one
1894
01:29:04.079 --> 01:29:06.840
from two thousand and nine, scarre Zone. Scare Zone is
1895
01:29:06.840 --> 01:29:09.039
Oliver's pride and joy. Sure, it's just another strip mall
1896
01:29:09.079 --> 01:29:11.199
Halloween horror house, but as always, he puts his heart
1897
01:29:11.199 --> 01:29:13.319
and soul into it. The attraction is open for three
1898
01:29:13.439 --> 01:29:15.479
nights only, and Oliver has brought back his old staff,
1899
01:29:15.479 --> 01:29:18.920
including X con Spider, Eager to Eager, Bride to Be Summer,
1900
01:29:19.159 --> 01:29:25.439
and the ignin Oh my God, Enigmatic, enigmatic Goth Princess Claire.
1901
01:29:25.600 --> 01:29:27.760
A bunch of newvies are also on board, including Ernest
1902
01:29:27.760 --> 01:29:30.520
Young Darrell, who immediately finds himself bewitched by the creepy Clear.
1903
01:29:30.720 --> 01:29:33.399
The dysfunctional screen team learns to work together while someone
1904
01:29:33.439 --> 01:29:36.319
in something is out to make the horror real. Oh
1905
01:29:36.359 --> 01:29:38.199
it's a good plow. It's Indie one that I found
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when I was working at Fye back.
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I've not seen that.
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Yeah, scarre Zone for two thousand and nine. And the
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other one I'm gonna give is one I just recently
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saw Hell House LC from twenty fifteen. Five years after
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an unexplained malfunction causes the death of fifteen tour goers
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and staff on the opening night of a Halloween Haunted
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House tour, a documentary crew visits the scene of the
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tragedy to investigate what really happened that night.
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I do enjoy Hellhouse. The hell Houses is really good.
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What's your recommendation? So I have one for you that
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it It gives me a kooky, fun vibe. It's not
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a Halloween story or even a hat story, but it's
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nineteen ninety seven's Campfire Tales, a anthology horror film which
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just recently became available to stream on Amazon Prime. I
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think it's an incredibly underrated kind of post scream horror
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film starring James Marsden, Amy Smart among others, and it's
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basically a group of teens entertained one another by telling
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an anthology of famous urban legends with a modern twist,
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including makeout point, monsters, psychopaths, and ghosts. This one. It's
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it's as bare bones as you can get. It's back
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to basics of spookiness. And I really truly love this one.
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It was a VHS rental for me from Hollywood Video
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when I was a teenager and I've always loved it
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ever since.
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Cat frit Tails is a really good one. I cannot
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recommend that movie enough, So good pick on that one.
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Well, thank you. Do we have any emails? This we do?
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Why I thought you might read. If you want to
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send us an email, please send it over to do
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you even movie pod at gmail dot com. We love
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to hear from you, whether you have a movie recommendation
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or what have you. We're down for it. This one's
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from our good buddy Patrick Kunter. Awesome. This December is
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going to be interesting. The subject line is Christmas Birthday Requests.
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Oh boy, just like last week, I am also a
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Christmas baby. December twenty second. I was wondering if you
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guys would do would be if you guys would have
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fun doing Michael Doherty's Crampis. Thanks for the podcast, Patrick,
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I think Crampis would be great. We can also do
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the director's cut, yeah, the naughty cut. Naughty cut, yes, yeah, Okay,
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well man, December is shaping up quite nicely. Yes, it is.
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So it's important to remind everybody there are five Tuesdays
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in the month of October, so that means we have
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one extra show to give you this month that we do.
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But why not tell everybody what next week's film is
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so that you can bone up, bone up on next
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week's show.
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So next week we are taking a trip back to
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nineteen eighty one with the TV film Dark Knight of
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the Scarecrow Frank Larry Drake.
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This is one of the most simple scary films. It
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is dripping with fall, and it takes place on Halloween.
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Yes at a point, yeah, which I mean counts. It counts, okay,
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because it's a scary ass movie. Yeah. And there are
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so many things I could say about Dark Knight of
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the Scarecrow is it's the epitome of that made for
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TV horror era. And where can people find it if
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they want to watch it before next week's show?
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Basically anywhere that you stream stuff from if I remember correctly.
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So what that means is you didn't know, No, I
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did my research. That's why I was saying it's bailable,
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like everywhere from what I remember. Uh, it is on
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AMC Plus, AMC Plus, Indiplex, Peacock, Pluto, Roku, TB and
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you can also rent it on Prime as well.
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Okay, so that's your homework kids. Your Halloween homework for
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next week is check out Dark Knight of the Scarecrow,
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available on Peacock two B, AMC Plus, Yes, and many
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other places that you watch your films. I assure you
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you will be glad that you did. Absolutely and also
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a big thank you to everybody who's been listening to
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Weekly Spooky as we do thirty one podcast in thirty
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one days. I am so tired, I whoof it has
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been a lot of work. I've been having a lot
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of fun. We've published a lot of cool stuff. So
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if you're here at Weekly Spooky's feed, sure to stay
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to be subscribed so you can hear scary story tomorrow.
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On Wednesday, it'll be I believe, a Rob Field story
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and a novella. No, it will be I can't believe
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I haven't memorized. That's how how good I've gotten. And
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if you love what we're doing here, please subscribe on
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your favorite podcasting app. Leave us a five star rating,
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whether on Spotify or Apple Podcast. If you're watching us
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on YouTube, like the video, leave a comment. We love
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to talk to you in the comments about your favorite
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movies and opinions on those such things. And again email
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us at do you Even Movie pod at gmail dot
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com and head to dooevenmovie dot com for everything else
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that is correct. Well, I guess all that's left to
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say is see you next to book house.
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Oh damn you all right?
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Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's what you get. Bye, guys,
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