Best of 2023: Over the Scare

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My spookies. It is New Year's
Day, and I wanted to present something

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to you that I think you'll enjoy
that you may have missed because our episode

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two hundred was my favorite show of
twenty twenty three because it was performative,

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it had lots of collaborators, it
was a lot of fun, and it

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was very different from everything we'd ever
done before. So in case you missed

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it in the summer of twenty twenty
three, I want to present to you

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over the Scare, our two hundredth
episode special. And this one requires a

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little bit of a setup. I
want you to kick back, relax,

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and imagine for a moment that you're
at an old thrift store or a garage

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sale and you find this weird tape. You're not sure what it's about,

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you're not sure what's on it.
You're not even sure if you have a

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cassette player to listen to it on, but you just have to grab it

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up. Then you obtain a player, you stick the mysterious tape in,

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you click play, and this is
what you hear. If you think talk

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is cheap, it's the Rick and
Rock Show on one on one point nine

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W G. A. B.
Well it's that time again, my friends.

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You're listening to w G A B
one on one point nine and The

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Rick and Rock Show on July third. I'm Ricky, I'm Rocky. He

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speaks rocky. How are you?
I'm just kidding. Please don't answer that

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it's gonna be one of those shows
again. Huh. Usually I bully you

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out of nallis and rage. But
tonight, oh, my dear friend,

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I'm simply jubilant and so very happy. That would be a nice change of

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pace, not getting crapped on the
whole night. Well, don't get too

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excited. My bullying tonight will be
strictly from a place of joy and only

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baseline rage. Baby steps, You
didn't even ask me why I'm so giddy?

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Why are you so giddy? I
thought you'd never ask, because you

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see my companion of less than acceptable
intelligence. As of this morning, we

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are officially the most popular talk show
in Washington, d C. Most popular

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weekend talk show. Your qualifiers mean
nothing to me, peasant. We're breaking

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records in weekend radio. So while
yes, in the industry, we have

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been maligned as the outcasts for being
on during the weekend and the evenings.

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In the words of my Grammy.
We've turned chicken crap into chicken salad right

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here. I'm happy to be a
part of it. Huh oh oh,

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I meant the royal we I didn't
even realize you'd shown up. That's weird

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because I have this thank you note
in my desk jar right here from you.

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Nonsense. That's not my signature,
and there isn't a jury in the

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world that would convict me. You
haven't signed it, your friend. This

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level of slander must be an FCC
violation, and I'm reporting it. Admit

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it. We're a team and we're
friends. You're a sick and cruel person.

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You know that I try to run
a family friendly show and you're over

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here throwing this kind of stuff out
into the ether. Are you coming to

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my barbecue tomorrow? I wouldn't miss
it for the world. What's on the

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menu at the Rocky Compound for this
Fourth of July anyway? Hot dogs and

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burgers. I like to go a
classic, you caveman, no vegetables in

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sight. I've got corn and baked
potatoes. They're just not the star of

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the show. You grilled corn last
year, and uh well, my friend,

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it was terrible. It was tender. You cooked them out of the

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husk. Horrible mistake. There were
griddle marks right on the on this It's

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supposed to be succulent, it's supposed
to be supple, and instead it was

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like it was like crunching on popcorn
out of an ash tray. Why do

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I need to cook it in the
husk? All right, I'm gonna say

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this slowly so that even you can
understand it, let alone the audience.

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You soak it in cold water,
your corn in the husk, then you

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grill it in the husk. It
protects it from burning, and it steams

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the corn. How on earth do
you not know? This sounds like a

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lot of work. There you go, boys and girls. This is why

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America is falling apart. We'd win
a war every now and then if it

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weren't a lot of work. I
guess this is the time when I should

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mention the phone lines are open.
Oh, I dare anyone to say I'm

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wrong on any of my statements.
Everything I say is entirely thought out and

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sincere uugh two two one five four
t lak that's two two one five four

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talk. Let your voice be heard
right here. On one oh one point

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nine. So besides your opinions on
grilled corn, I'll bring some of my

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own, by the way, and
uh, I'm a good kill BOSSI do

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you like the fourth Well, you
get grilled hot dogs and explosives, So

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what's not to like that? Patriotism
doesn't bother you? Why would that bother

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me? You're pretty critical of the
country, you know, Well, that's

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what makes me a patriot. Oh
my lord, seriously, that's what makes

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the country great. Free speech and
affordable fake breasts. Uh call her,

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you're on the air. How could
you say that about our troops? What

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did I say about the troops?
You said they wouldn't work hard to win

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a war? Oh I did?
I did, And I'm right on that

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one. I'm proud of our military. I get that, I really do.

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It's like cheering for your son at
his football practice, even though little

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Billy's bowlegged and they had to special
order a helmet to fit his massive melon.

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You know, he's your boy,
and no matter how classically obvious it

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is, he's deficient. Well,
you just have to cheer for him.

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That's what did I stutter? Don't
just respect the men and women who defend

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our freedom? There it is I
wouldn't have freedom without a bunch of Neanderthals

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marching into some sandbox in the Middle
East to drink moonshine and find the nearest

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whorehouse. I don't think you can
say that, what horror? Horror,

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that's not a swear word. It's
in the Bible. I don't think it

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is. Well, it should be
at the color. Oh, I forgot

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all about you. If you don't
like this country, you should get out.

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Why don't you make me making friends
everywhere you go? What can I

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say? I've just got one of
those faces. Weren't you in the Army

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United States Marine Corps? Two tours
simper fiveh rocco. You look kind of

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tired, I mean, even for
you. Did you not sleep so well

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last night? Having a seven year
old and the two year old will do

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that. Don't you talk bad about
the seven year old. I'm almost certain

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she's mine. Nice try. My
wife wouldn't fall for your talk. Besides,

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she only likes small penises. All
right, you got me? She

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turned me down out right after I
dropped trou on Easter. She appreciated that.

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She panted your balls very festive.
Well, I do what I can.

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I didn't get much sleep either last
night, actually remembering remembering what.

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I'm sure just about any of your
memories would keep you up at night.

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Roco, don't be a piker.
That's what the alcohol is for. Huh,

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my mistake. I was up late
last night, believe it or not,

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with my new girlfriend. This is
news to me. Her name is

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Laura, and she's some kind of
a tomb raider the video game. Don't

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put that judgment in your voice.
I can hear it now. This series

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of polygons and simulated gravity has made
me feel things I've honestly never felt before.

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Well, my friend, I'm happy
for you both. You know my

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last girlfriend, Linda. Do you
remember Linda? I don't. She was

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all right, but we spent so
much time together and I could never find

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her controller, you know, especially
when we she'd start yapping about wanting to

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get mayor eat or buy a house
or honestly whatever it was she was saying.

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I was checking out pretty pretty often. How do you do that?

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Do what? Offend nearly everyone?
In the first ten minutes of the show,

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I was a marine ROCKO, leave
No Man Behind, Semper five.

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Hell yes, by the way,
did you know when I was in college.

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They actually used to call me womb
raider. A bit of a ladies

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man, were you? Oh no, no, no, I was an

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abortionist, dude. You're listening to
w GAB one O one point nine and

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The Rick and Rock Show. We'll
be right back with famed psychic medium Sophia

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Martin after these friendly messages. How
something might that pay anyway? Psychic or

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abortionist? Yes, your talk one
on one point nine WGAB, the Voice

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of the Nations Cattle. I'm Tom
McLaughlin with your one on one point nine

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WGAB weather forecast for this fourth of
July weekend. I'll expect more of the

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same heat as we could see temperatures
as high as ninety nine degrees with no

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clouds in the sky. Be sure
to drink plenty of water to stay hydrated,

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and if you're planning on spending time
outdoors, it's recommended that you wear

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sunscreen and a hat to protect yourself
from sunburn. With those precautions in mind,

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it should be a beautiful time to
enjoy the holiday with family, albeit

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never far from an ice cold drink. And on a personal note, my

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son's football team was victorious on Friday
night. Go fighting Panthers. I'm Tom

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mcgloughlin for one A one point nine
wgab Amy talking plar form. It's the

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Ricking Rock Show on one on one
point nine. Wgab Hey, Rocco,

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you know I went to the movies
last night? Really? Where was my

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invite? I'm not sure? Did
you check up your ass? I'll give

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her a look that next break?
What'd you see? It was a preview

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screening of that this new comedy.
It was called American Pie from Universal.

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You see, if I say it
like that, I'll get way more free

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tickets in the future. How was
it? You know? I actually really

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liked it? Usually you hate everything. I laughed out loud multiple times.

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And my god, my, my
goodness, gracious, this chick in it?

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Uh Shannon something. She is literally
flawless. When she came on screen,

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I was looking for a staple on
her stomach because I thought I was

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looking at a centerfold. Honestly,
Roco, I I'm in love. Congratulations.

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Don't worry. There's someone for you
in the film too. It has

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Eugene Levy in it, the guy
from SCTV. See you're getting a heart

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on already. I mean, he's
pretty funny. And I don't think he

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could say heart on. I set
heart on because this is about love,

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not sex. Rocko, you live
and breathe with a truly, truly filthy

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mind. Repent. I'll get around
to it center or later, after I

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finish opening all the last week's hate
mail, which honestly may never be complete.

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Here's another one. Careful with that
letter opener. If you lose a

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finger, you won't be able to
push a button, which is basically your

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entire value to the show. If
only it were that easy to get the

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hell out of here. That's the
spirit. And speaking of spirits, we

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have a special guest that's getting ready
to join us right now. Are you

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excited to find out the cripplingly sad
truth about your future? Always? Sophia

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Martin, a gifted psychic medium based
in New Orleans, is making headlines from

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her for I'm reading copy and It's
really hard. Sophia Martin, a gifted

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psychic medium based in New Orleans,
is making headlines for her exceptional ability to

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provide spiritual clarity and guidance to clients
all over the world. I saw her

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in the green room Color Small before
I color Medium, Quiet Kid. I'm

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reading off a press release. So
I don't have to be clever. You've

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been clever. Ash shut up.
Sophia, who has been practicing her craft

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for over fifteen years, has gained
a reputation for her compassionate, empathetic,

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and honest readings. She uses a
combination of Tarot cards, that's Tarot cards,

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Becauzen Height, astrology, and her
natural psychic abilities to offer insight into

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her client's past, present, and
future. I mean, what's there to

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give insight to on your present?
Can she tell you if the cookie you're

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eating is featuring cashews or macadamia nuts. Inquiring minds want to know. Sophia's

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ultimate goal is to help her clients
find peace, understanding, and closure.

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She believes that everyone has the ability
to tap into their intuition and connect with

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the spirit world, and she has
dedicated to empowering her clients to trust their

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own in her guidance. You know, I wonder how much money you can

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make telling people to just do what
they think they should do. Well,

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let's find out, because right in
the studio today, let's welcome Sophia Martin.

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Come on in, sweetheart, Hey, oh hey, come on applaud

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rock oh gush, there's a lady
coming in the building. I know it's

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been a long time since you were
single, but come on, Oh,

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thank you so much for having me. Absolutely though I'm sure you weren't surprised.

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You knew we were going to have
you on before even we did.

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Right, that's not exactly how it
works, but I had seen some hints

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this would occur. What kind of
hints? Are you talking visions or reading

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tea leaves or maybe chicken bones?
Oh, it's more like seeing this moment

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in a dream, but without context, so it was hard to call it

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a premonition in your dreams. Huh. I mean I do have that effect

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on women. Yes, he definitely
puts in the sleep. Remind me to

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fire you. Hey, Ricky,
remember to fire me. Okay, I'd

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never give you the freedom. So, uh, what say you give my

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friend Roco here a reading? Well, of course, Well thanks for volunteering.

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Me always here for you, pal. So uh do we need to

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like hold hands or take off our
pants sacrifice a goat? Nothing quite so

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drastic. I simply need Rocky to
make brief, focused eye contact with me

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for you anything, Well, it
makes for great radio. As you two

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stare at each other silently, Please
don't interrupt. Well, excuse me all

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the hell. I go back to
my days as a sports announcer in college.

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Now Sophia is looking at Rocky.
Rocky is looking at Sofia. No,

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Sophia is looking at Rocky. There
we go straight down the middle,

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head hand hand. I'm ready,
Oh man, I was just getting to

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the good part. As I connect
with a spiritual realm, I sense that

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you are a man of great energy
and charisma. Your magnetic personality and enthusiasm

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have helped you excel in your role
as a radio host. All along,

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I thought he was the boss's nephew. Go figure. Moving forward, it's

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important to maintain a sense of balance
and inner harmony as you navigate various aspects

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of your life and your career as
a radio host. Co host, I

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see a continued success and recognition coming
your way. Your unique style and ability

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to connect with your audience will contribute
to your popularity and continued growth. Talking

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about is waistline, I would assume
keep exploring new opportunities for creative expression,

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as this will enhance your professional development. It's important to ensure that your busy

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lifestyle doesn't overshadow your personal relationships.
Make time for loved ones, nurturing those

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connections and deepening your emotional bonds.
My wife does complain a lot about the

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hours I work. Amazing A wife
that complains must be ghosts slighting this kind

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of deep thought information right to Sophia
over here? Is there anything else you'd

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like to know? Talk about what
we all really care about? Money.

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I do see a steady and stable
financial situation for you, Roco. However,

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it's advisable to maintain a practical approach
to money management. Consider seeking professional

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advice to make informed financial decisions ensure
long term stability. I kept telling you

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to buy Apple stock, but now
it's gone up one hundred and eighty percent,

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so I guess you missed out.
My son needed braces. They were

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for his teeth, not his legs. He could have waited. I always

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appreciate your parenting advice. Also,
give them bourbon more often. I never

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give my kids bourbon exactly more often. Excuse me, but I'm not done,

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O, Please continue. There is
a spiritual aspect to your being that

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is awakening, Roco. I encourage
you to explore your inner self through meditation,

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mindfulness, or engaging in activities that
bring you peace and tranquility, cultivating

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a deeper connection with your spiritual sels. We'll provide you with guidance and a

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sense of purpose. I'm willing to
help by providing some crystal angelbead. You're

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always so generous. Do you want
me to leave you to alone? Oh?

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Look at that rocko psychic ladies got
jokes? Hey, well played,

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well played. You'll fit in very
well here. Would you like me to

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give you a reading? I don't
know about that? No, no,

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no sneaking out of it? Fine, thrill me, lady. Okay,

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look into my eyes please, Well, this is getting sexy. Just keep

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looking, keep gazing. It is
important to approach this with an open mind

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and willingness to reflect on your current
situation. Yes, ma'am, those baby

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blues would not lie to me?
Well they're green? He missed that,

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damn preschool. I sense that you
possess a charismatic and outspoken personality. Oh

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dear, well, don't tell nobody, which has undoubtedly contributed to your success.

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However, it appears that there may
be some underlying reasons behind the rudeness

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and unlikable behavior that you display to
others. What unlikable behavior. Rather finish,

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shut up, ugly continue, please, ma'am. The energy around you

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indicates a deep rooted dissatisfaction within yourself. It seems that you may be harboring

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unresolved personal issues or insecurities that manifest
as a defensive and abrasive attitude. These

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defensive walls you've built may be a
shield to protect yourself from potential emotional pain.

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Hey, hey, have you been
talking to my ex wife? Because

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she is a liar? I assure
you, I'm only listening to what the

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spirits say. Ah. She doesn't
speak English anyway, and that's how I

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like it. Look within yourself and
explore the reasons behind your behavior. Understand

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that the true strength lies in vulnerability, and by addressing and healing your inner

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wounds, you can transform your interactions
with others. Ricky, you good.

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I I just uh, I don't
know. It's okay. You're safe with

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us. Yeah, us and the
hundreds of thousands listening. We're all your

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friends. No one gets it.
They don't understand, are you okay?

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No? Every time I find someone
and they're special to me, I end

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up hurting them. No, I'm
sure that's not entirely true. It is,

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though, and I know I hurt
them and I can't help it.

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I don't know how to stop Ricky. I'm sorry. I didn't know.

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I didn't you didn't know that I
was in pain. You thought this quick

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wit was from what practice. It's
hard to be your friend, you know,

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but I try my best. I'm
sorry. My friends are fine,

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but I can't really love a woman. The moment I do, and I

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show them my real self, it's
it's nothing but pain. Please calm down.

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I don't want to hurt them,
but I'm cursed. It's it's a

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it's a part of me, a
part of who I am. Take a

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few deep breaths. I know it
feels impossible right now. How would you

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know? You have no idea how
challenging it is to have such a gargantuan

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penis. And there we are,
very funny. Thank you, Thank you.

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I'm a professional. Actually, you're
listening to w GAB one on one

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point nine and we'll be back with
psychic medium Sophia Martin. Taking your calls

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after the break, I will what
you didn't see that one coming? Well,

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He'll be right back on one on
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one on one WGAB the Voice of
the Nation Cat. Hey, it's Michelle.

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When WGAB came to me and said
they wanted a show dedicated to anime,

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I just assumed that they'd called the
wrong number, but no, they

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actually meant to call me weird.
So I have a show and it's about

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like really cool stuff involving Japanese culture, like books and film. So tune

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in this Thursday at eleven thirty pm
when I'm going to discuss this really great

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new anime film called Perfect Blue,
and you can listen and then like you

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can call in and you can tell
me if you liked it or you didn't

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like it or something like that.
And that's right here at one one point

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nine WGAB with my animation hour.
I asked them to change it, but

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they they haven't responded yet, so
hopefully soon maybe all right, thanks.

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I guess if you think talk is
cheap, it's the Rick and Rock Show

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on one on one point nine w
GAB one on one point high in w

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GAB with Rick and Rock are back
at you with our esteemed guest psychic medium,

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Sophia Martin, coming to you live
from our nation's capital to give you

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a little early fireworks on this fourth
of July weekend. Thank you for having

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me, It's our pleasure. JINX, you owe me a coke. That's

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a six to one this week.
I was about to encourage you all to

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call in and ask Sophia all about
your future. But you maniacs are way

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ahead of me. They and they
before we told them, Wow, some

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extra sensory perception at work already,
ah, or they heard us promote this

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yesterday. Yeah, it's got to
be ghosts and stuff. Ghosts aren't exactly

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what I deal with, You don't
say. Spirits are definitively a part of

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how I see into a person's destiny. They guide me, And of course

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the future isn't set, so there's
no way to know one hundred percent what

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will come to pass. That's a
pretty solid cop out. I think we

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have a caller Rob in line three
before we start. Callers, please turn

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off your radio when calling in,
and please please have your question ready for

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Sophia and don't hog all over time. We only have so many broadcast hours.

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And also make sure your question is
a question, not an anecdote,

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not a story, not a statement, a question. Are you done?

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Maybe? Rob, you're on.
Yeah, Sofia. I've been at my

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job for a long time. I
make good money, but I'm tired of

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the grind. I recently had a
chance to cash out my four oh one

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k tax free, and I was
thinking about purchasing stock at pets dot com.

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It's been growing and growing, and
I feel like if I'm not going

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to pull the trigger now, I
should just let it go. I want

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to mention the Rick and Rock Show. We're not financial experts and all advice

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given is for entertainment purposes only.
So is it too late to cash in?

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Or should I go for it?
Robert, I'm so happy you asked

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me for help with this. It
doesn't take a psychic to see how well

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that stock is doing. Getting on
before next year will be plenty of time

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to make a huge difference in your
life. By the end of two thousand,

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expect a huge boost. Thanks so
much. I hate to be a

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stickler for the FTC, but to
confirm, Sophia, do you yourself have

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any stock in pets dot call?
I do not, well, it sounds

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like you should want to. I
don't use my abilities for personal gain.

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Then I ask you please don't grab
any of our day old Donuts on your

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way out tonight. We have Joe
online too. Joe, how can Sophia

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help you with your future? Uh? Yeah, I'm out of work right

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now and I recently got divorced.
Well on confident I'll find a job.

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I'm pretty lonely. I want to
know if I'll find someone new. Ooh,

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that one is juicy. Will our
boy Joe here find love? I

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sense a vibrant energy surrounding your romantic
life. Love and commitment are on the

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horizon. Stay patient and open to
new possibilities. Trust the journey, and

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when the time is right, a
profound and magical union will manifest. Keep

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your heart open and true love may
find its way to you. Sounds hot.

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Thanks, best of luck, Joel. It was Joe. Hey,

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she would know that was Joel.
And I don't want to hear any different

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from any of you. Any of
you all right? All right? With

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someone like Joel? Do you see
words in your mind to tell you he's

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definitely getting some sweet, sweet loving'
or is it more more complicated than that.

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As a psychic, I am blessed
with a unique connection to the energies

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and vibrations that surround us. Have
honed my intuitive senses to perceive and interpret

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the subtle cues from the universe.
It's like tuning into a cosmic frequency,

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where I receive glimpses of insight and
impressions beyond the ordinary. Through my abilities,

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I tap into the collective consciousness,
accessing a wellspring of knowledge and guidance.

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I am able to see beyond the
surface, peering into the tapestry of

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past, present, and potential futures. I am a conduit, bridging the

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gap between the scene and the unseen, the known and unknown. Wow do

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you do you have that memorized?
That was quite a spiel. Well,

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I'm a gifted public speaker. I
was in the debate team in college.

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Hey me too, nerds, excuse
me, I'm sorry, sorry, I

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just I need a lozenge or something. Oh gosh, do you think it's

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seriously though? Do you think it's
fair to go into a debate when you

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can see an to your opponent's future. Well, it doesn't quite work that

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way. Ah, yes, spirits
can't afford to go to college or what

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is it? It's not about personal
gain. I would never use it to

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enrich myself, right, So no
getting the winning lotto numbers that would be

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a very inappropriate use of my abilities. Oh yeah, no, I get

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that. I get that. I'm
sure there's no cancer charity that could use

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twenty four million dollars either, So
I really don't appreciate line six. Dan,

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You're on the air, Hey Dan, Oh hey, yeah uh.

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I've been struggling to find balance and
be happy. It seems like whenever I

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accomplish good things, say find myself
miserable. I don't want to lose all

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my hard work, but I'm so
tired of being frustrated all the time.

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I sense a deep longing within you
for true happiness and fulfillment. To find

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it, start by understanding and embracing
your authentic self. Uncover your passions,

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align your actions, and nurture your
soul. Look for happiness in genuine connections,

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relationships, and gratitude for life's simple
pleasures. Live in the present.

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Take a small steps towards your dreams
and celebrate each and every milestone. Believe

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in your worthiness, radiate positivity and
attract uplifting energies. Remember, happiness is

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a lifelong journey. Embrace the lessons, savor the moments of joy, and

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trust in yourself and the universe.
But where would I start, my dear,

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to begin your journey towards happiness,
I would suggest starting with self reflection

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and self discovery. Take some time
to delve deep within yourself and explore what

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truly brings you joy and fulfillment.
What are your passions, interests, and

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values. Connect with your authentic self
and understand what truly resonates with your heart

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and soul. Once you have a
clearer understanding of your desires and aspirations,

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start incorporating them into your life.
Take small steps towards your dreams and goals,

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even if they seem daunting. It
first break them down into manageable tasks

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and create a road map to guide
you on your life's journey. If that

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doesn't work, you can always consume
a lot of cough medicine recreationally. Thank

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you caller. Hey, the great
flavor goes down real nice after a long

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day of organizing tape libraries, or
so I hear. The only flavor cough

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serup has in my life is red
or green, and that's how I like

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it. It tastes just like the
colors. I really hope you're joking on

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this show, No, ma'am.
We are as serious as a heart attack.

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There's no room for goofing off on
the airwaves, not in this era.

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Very funny, It's about time for
a break. Let's get to the

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brass tax of this whole thing.
Okay, we're in the nation's capital.

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If you look out that window and
squint really hard, you can pretend you're

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seeing the Washington Monument. There's a
presidential election in two thousand coming right up.

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So who's going to win? We've
got? Oh, god, who

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do we It's looking like George Bush
Junior, probably maybe McCain, but I

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doubt it. And crap, what's
his name? Al Gore? Yeah?

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Yeah, how could I forget a
name like Al Gore? It's looking like

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he's got the nomination over Bill Bradley. But let's be honest here. Bill

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Bradley looks like the kind of guy
Dracula would shield his children from if he

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saw him walking down the street.
I want to get back on track.

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Not really, but fine, Okay, So Sophia Gore versus Bush? Who's

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taking the throne? I really don't
involve myself in politics. You mean to

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tell me? In the entire spirit, no one has an opinion about politics.

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Hell, in the living world.
I wish people would shut up about

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it. Sounds to me like a
ringing endorsement for suicide. Geez, come

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on, soph Can I call you, soph Please? Don't come on,

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soph Who's gonna take the presidency?
Gore? They're saying it will be Al

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Gore. You heard it here first, folks. Future President of the United

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States is Al Gore. The biggest
prediction in American history. Right here on

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the Rick and Rock Show. We'll
be back to take some more of your

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calls with our psychic Sophia. Right
after this on one on one point nine

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Wgab, loudmouths from the Nation's Capital, your talk one on one WGAB,

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the voice of the nation's capital.
Get ready for the most brutally honest sports

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talk radio show to ever hit the
air waves. We don't sugarcoat, we

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don't pull punches. This is where
real fans come to debate and dissect the

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game like never before. Tune into
grid iroon Gods, where we dive deep

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into the gritten passion of sports,
no fluff, no nonsense. We'll tear

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apart the boneheaded plays, call out
the overpaid underperformers, and celebrate the true

405
00:32:16.119 --> 00:32:20.680
warriors who leave it all on the
field. So if you're tired at a

406
00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:24.359
cookie cutter analysis and polish talking heads, it's time to step into the arena

407
00:32:24.599 --> 00:32:29.079
with grid iron gods. We're not
here to make friends, We're here to

408
00:32:29.119 --> 00:32:32.000
bring the heat. Mondays at eight
pm on one on one point nine w

409
00:32:32.319 --> 00:32:40.599
GAB Amy Talking blur Form. It's
the Ricking Rock Show on one on one

410
00:32:40.599 --> 00:32:57.160
point nine w GAB Government Now at
two two one four t alk. That's

411
00:32:57.160 --> 00:33:00.160
our number. If you want the
free psycho cretic. I'm sorry, I

412
00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:05.200
mean if you want to chime in
with our resident psycho psychic. What did

413
00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:08.960
I say? Anyway, Sophia is
here and happy to give you the secrets

414
00:33:09.000 --> 00:33:14.240
of the Cosmos and beyond. Plus
it's on our dimes, so call in

415
00:33:14.279 --> 00:33:17.880
and please make it juicy. We
have Birdman on line one. Birdman,

416
00:33:19.319 --> 00:33:22.799
what kind of name is that?
Polish? It's a nickname. Oh you

417
00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:28.759
don't say, well, Birdman,
you have Sophia all to yourself, so

418
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:32.119
ask away. When I was a
child, my best friend was a kid

419
00:33:32.119 --> 00:33:37.680
down the street named Ben. Ben
got hit by a car while we were

420
00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:43.519
skateboarding on a Friday night and died
after a year long coma. I'm sincerely

421
00:33:43.559 --> 00:33:47.640
sorry to hear that. Oh poor
thing. Glad we're keeping it light over

422
00:33:47.680 --> 00:33:53.680
here. Please continue if you don't
mind. I never really felt right after

423
00:33:53.720 --> 00:33:58.839
he was gone. In fact,
I felt him pass right before I got

424
00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:04.680
the phone call. That's not surprising
at all. Fondness brings about spiritual connection.

425
00:34:05.759 --> 00:34:09.039
I'd like to know how he is, if he's like okay on the

426
00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:14.840
other side, birdman, I am
sincerely, I'm all joking aside, I'm

427
00:34:14.840 --> 00:34:21.400
sincerely sorry to hear this. I
need you to concentrate now, think deeply

428
00:34:21.480 --> 00:34:35.920
about your friend and breathe in and
out slowly. I see him. He's

429
00:34:35.920 --> 00:34:43.320
sitting on a log, and he's
smiling. He has dark brown hair.

430
00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:50.920
He does it's no, it's a
blonde color that's getting darker, like he

431
00:34:50.960 --> 00:34:55.639
would have had darker hair when he
gets older. He's not older here though.

432
00:34:57.159 --> 00:35:01.480
He's exactly the way you remember him, not just young and care free,

433
00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:09.199
but happy. Thank you so much. It was my pleasure. Wow,

434
00:35:09.320 --> 00:35:15.880
that was powerful, very If our
callers don't mind, I'd like to

435
00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:21.920
take a moment to ask Sophia about
someone, if that's all right. Well,

436
00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:31.159
of course, my brother David,
he disappeared when I was seventeen and

437
00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:37.719
he was fifteen. Oh, I'm
so sorry, thank you. We never

438
00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:45.920
figured out what happened where he went? If he's alive anymore? Is there

439
00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:52.639
any way you can just just tell
me anything about him? Yes, he's

440
00:35:54.880 --> 00:36:01.960
he's with us now. He's standing
right next to you. His hand is

441
00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:08.880
on your shoulder right now, my
right shoulder. Yes, I can.

442
00:36:08.920 --> 00:36:15.920
I can feel it. He's smiling, he's happy. Unfortunately, he crossed

443
00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:22.760
over about three years after he disappeared. What happened? What happened to him?

444
00:36:24.840 --> 00:36:30.840
He's not ready to tell you,
not yet. He's just so happy

445
00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:35.679
that he's speaking to you now through
me? Can I can I talk to

446
00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:38.960
him? Yes, he's listening right
now, but I mean, can he

447
00:36:39.119 --> 00:36:45.840
can he answer? Like through you? Could? I could I hear his

448
00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:52.920
voice? I can try. Hosting
spirits is never a guaranteed process. Could

449
00:36:53.000 --> 00:36:57.679
you please just just try for me. I'll totally understand if you can't.

450
00:36:58.320 --> 00:37:13.760
Okay, Ricky, David, I'm
here. I can't talk long, but

451
00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:19.559
thank you for never forgetting about me. I would never forget about you,

452
00:37:19.639 --> 00:37:24.039
David. I couldn't. I know
you don't want to talk about what happened

453
00:37:24.039 --> 00:37:30.719
back when we were kids. But
can I ask you something else? Yeah?

454
00:37:30.760 --> 00:37:34.400
Do you think it's good radio to
pretend you have a dead brother?

455
00:37:34.639 --> 00:37:37.199
What? I'm an only child?
So, whoever you are, you are

456
00:37:37.280 --> 00:37:43.840
full of crap? Are you okay? What did you catch yourself on your

457
00:37:43.880 --> 00:37:49.199
zipper? I don't know what happened. You mean when I busted you for

458
00:37:49.320 --> 00:37:54.000
pretending to talk to a dead relative
of mine that doesn't exist. No,

459
00:37:54.159 --> 00:38:00.199
that's just it. Who was that? I don't know that spirit? You're

460
00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:02.960
really sticking to this, aren't you? Uh? Not willing to accept defeat?

461
00:38:04.039 --> 00:38:07.559
Huh No, I'm scared. I'm
scared for all of us. You

462
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:09.480
never want to meet a spirit you
don't know the name of. Hold on,

463
00:38:10.039 --> 00:38:15.800
So now you're telling me there are
evil spirits? Of course there are.

464
00:38:15.159 --> 00:38:19.280
I thought the spirit world was just
a group of people in white robes

465
00:38:19.320 --> 00:38:24.559
playing Chinese checkers and telling psychics to
tell their clients you will experience problems today.

466
00:38:29.519 --> 00:38:34.519
I'm not a demonologist, and I
know not to delve into. What

467
00:38:34.559 --> 00:38:38.400
I don't understand is that so I've
made an entire career out of doing just

468
00:38:38.519 --> 00:38:44.119
that. This isn't a joke.
Is pretending to speak to people's dead loved

469
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:47.159
ones a joke? How dare you? Why don't you prove something if you

470
00:38:47.159 --> 00:38:52.599
want to save your reputation with all
the fine people of DC. The phone

471
00:38:52.599 --> 00:38:57.360
lines are dead, not a single
caller. That doesn't bode well for future

472
00:38:57.400 --> 00:39:00.880
book sales and personal appearances. So
oh, double or nothing. Prove that

473
00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:06.159
you can do something other than tell
people general and vague advice about dating.

474
00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:08.719
I won't dance just because you tell
me to. I'm not asking you to

475
00:39:08.840 --> 00:39:13.800
dance. I'm asking you to do
what you said you would do. Show

476
00:39:13.880 --> 00:39:17.119
us a spirit, show us something
unexplainable. I don't have to show you.

477
00:39:17.199 --> 00:39:21.320
Jack, whoa whoa, whoa whoa
whoa? Did you catch that before

478
00:39:21.320 --> 00:39:23.559
it went out? Yes, sir, damn, Kittie's got claws over here.

479
00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:29.320
I would like to leave now.
Well before you go, don't you

480
00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:32.559
think we should find out who the
big scary evil spirit is? You are

481
00:39:32.599 --> 00:39:37.280
a rude man. Where are all
the demons at? Where are the spirits?

482
00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:40.119
Huh? Come on? Bring on
the evil, make us afraid,

483
00:39:40.440 --> 00:39:50.280
make us humble. How about you
go to hell? Rick? Are you

484
00:39:50.320 --> 00:40:02.039
okay? Oh? Really cute?
Hello? No, I'm serious. I'm

485
00:40:02.119 --> 00:40:07.760
leaving now be quiet, Montebank.
I don't want to hear your woeful voice.

486
00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:14.840
You are no diviner. I stood
beside you this entire evening, staring

487
00:40:14.880 --> 00:40:19.840
into you, and you didn't notice, not even once. This is pathetic.

488
00:40:20.119 --> 00:40:22.960
You couldn't summon flatulence, So do
not believe you have summoned me.

489
00:40:23.639 --> 00:40:28.519
I was summoned a long time ago, and I've waited with a patience you

490
00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:32.400
will never know. Go back to
your hotel, enjoy your hamburger and your

491
00:40:32.440 --> 00:40:38.519
milkshake while you ponder if you'll ever
be able to pay your mother back almost

492
00:40:38.719 --> 00:40:45.079
bought for asses. You never will, by the way, she'll lose her

493
00:40:45.119 --> 00:40:49.719
house, and all you'll have to
show for the hard work and hustle is

494
00:40:49.760 --> 00:40:58.159
an adderall addiction. Good night?
Uh I guess I can't say I'm surprised

495
00:40:59.199 --> 00:41:02.880
lock the door behind we. We
are the only ones here and we wouldn't

496
00:41:02.920 --> 00:41:09.079
want her coming back. Uh sure, all right, start calling now.

497
00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:15.079
We'd love to hear from you.
Uh okay, yeah, we have a

498
00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:22.039
call, David. You seem well
tonight. Uh yeah, David. Yeah,

499
00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:24.599
Hey, Ricky Rocco, I thought
the trick you pull on that chip

500
00:41:24.679 --> 00:41:30.199
is really awesome. You're a friend
to me. So please call me lock

501
00:41:30.760 --> 00:41:37.039
Ah, Okay, she loves you, David. Wait what Aaron the girl

502
00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:42.679
at work? She has that butch
nos ring that you don't want to admit

503
00:41:42.760 --> 00:41:49.760
you find very sexy. Ask her
out. She's literally waiting. Yeah,

504
00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:53.519
yeah, I will. I don't
know what to say. How do you

505
00:41:53.559 --> 00:41:58.599
know that? Just say thank you
to your good friend Locke right, Well,

506
00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:00.920
yeah, in me, I thank
you, thanks luck, You're welcome.

507
00:42:01.679 --> 00:42:07.800
Next caller, Uh, we don't
have David online? Three? How

508
00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:10.000
the hell did you do that?
Hello, David, not to be confused

509
00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:14.880
with, of course, the last
David. Yeah, what kind of gag

510
00:42:14.960 --> 00:42:19.920
is this? None? You're a
good man. You like to laugh,

511
00:42:19.960 --> 00:42:23.000
and you're always helping people in your
neighborhood. They're a lot older than you

512
00:42:23.079 --> 00:42:30.000
and they appreciate you a lot.
I what I'm just telling you because you

513
00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:36.199
wonder they are the family you don't
have, but you're still very alone.

514
00:42:37.079 --> 00:42:39.920
Might want to work on that before
time catches up with you. Now hang

515
00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:46.599
up before your microwave popcorn gets cold. Uh huh. Nice showing everyone how

516
00:42:46.599 --> 00:42:52.679
to psychic Huh. It's not quite
the same thing, but the results are

517
00:42:53.519 --> 00:42:59.079
Keith online too. Uh oh,
yeah, here you go. Uh is

518
00:42:59.119 --> 00:43:02.599
this for real? It's the transmission
on your truck. Traded in as soon

519
00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:10.480
as you can. Wow. Thanks
Morgan Line too. Uh yeah, Hi.

520
00:43:12.440 --> 00:43:15.280
My question is how can I make
more money? Quit your side jobs,

521
00:43:15.320 --> 00:43:19.880
they're wasting your time. Get a
full time job, first place that

522
00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:22.239
takes you, and put in all
your energy. That will be more than

523
00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:25.119
enough to get you where you want
to be in a few years. Oh

524
00:43:25.239 --> 00:43:29.199
thanks for the advice. Thank you
so much. Lock, have a great

525
00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:36.239
night. We should probably get a
break. Sure, it's the Rick and

526
00:43:36.320 --> 00:43:45.199
Rock Show one on one point nine
WGAB your talk one WGAB the Voice of

527
00:43:45.199 --> 00:43:52.320
the Nation, Caple. Welcome to
the world of seduction on Midnight Rendezvous.

528
00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:59.320
I'm your host, Sylvia, and
every Friday midnight, I invite you to

529
00:43:59.440 --> 00:44:05.760
join me a tantalizing exploration of sex
and relationships. No topic is off limits

530
00:44:05.800 --> 00:44:12.800
on Midnight Rendezvous. From provocative discussions
to expert advice, we fearlessly delve into

531
00:44:12.800 --> 00:44:19.920
the depths of desire, guiding you
through the forbidden and the intoxicating. Together,

532
00:44:20.519 --> 00:44:25.159
we'll unlock the secrets of pleasure,
unleash your inner temptress, and create

533
00:44:25.280 --> 00:44:32.519
connections that ignite your soul. Midnight
Rendezvous is where boundaries fade, fantasies come

534
00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:39.679
alive, and you're free to embrace
the art of seduction. Join me Sylvia

535
00:44:39.800 --> 00:44:46.159
McLain on Midnight Rendezvous every Friday at
midnight, right here on one oh one

536
00:44:46.239 --> 00:45:14.199
point nine. Wgab, I'll let
the seduction begin. This is the Rick

537
00:45:14.239 --> 00:45:16.400
and Rock Show on one on one
point nine to be gab or? I

538
00:45:16.440 --> 00:45:20.800
guess should I call it? The
Lock and Rock Show? Has a good

539
00:45:20.840 --> 00:45:24.000
ring to it, doesn't it?
It rhymes and that never hurts. You

540
00:45:24.079 --> 00:45:28.480
think a lot about pain, don't
you. Man? I was playing along

541
00:45:28.519 --> 00:45:30.760
and keep the show going. But
you didn't break your character at all during

542
00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:35.599
the break, And now I'm just
annoyed. There's no character to break.

543
00:45:36.079 --> 00:45:42.239
I've told you I am Lock.
That's pretty simple, okay, Lock?

544
00:45:43.360 --> 00:45:47.440
So then where is Rick? He's
not far away and you've taken over his

545
00:45:47.519 --> 00:45:54.119
body and mind? Yes? And
how does that work? Exactly? The

546
00:45:54.119 --> 00:46:00.239
weakness is pain. That's where you
find the gap to fit into. How

547
00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:06.079
does that assist you? And possessing
someone? When you enter their mind,

548
00:46:06.159 --> 00:46:10.400
you have to put them in a
kind of mental purgatory, put them somewhere

549
00:46:10.400 --> 00:46:16.559
where they can't leave and that is
pain, pain, trauma, whatever's clever.

550
00:46:17.159 --> 00:46:22.079
You place them into that memory and
they'll stay there for as long as

551
00:46:22.079 --> 00:46:25.519
you need them to. So,
my friend Ricky is he's in Iraq with

552
00:46:25.599 --> 00:46:30.440
the Marine Corps. His friend shoved
him away from an improvised explosive and died

553
00:46:31.119 --> 00:46:37.039
painfully. Your typical why him and
not me kind of pain, very very

554
00:46:37.079 --> 00:46:45.559
common. Actually that sounds like hell. It is hell for him anyway?

555
00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:51.239
Are you enjoying this? Finally getting
something out of four years in broadcasting school

556
00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:57.360
three and a half years. I'm
a naturally curious person, and yet you

557
00:46:57.440 --> 00:47:04.960
spend a lot of time forgetting what
are you cracking at your wife? You'd

558
00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:08.639
never attempt to think about her,
not while sober. I see my wife

559
00:47:08.639 --> 00:47:15.119
every day. It's a nice try
lock your first wife. She is my

560
00:47:15.199 --> 00:47:20.199
first wife. There you go again, hiding your head under the covers,

561
00:47:20.280 --> 00:47:22.320
just like when you were a boy
and your mother would yell at your father

562
00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:28.760
what a myopic child you were.
Just because you can't see or hear it

563
00:47:28.800 --> 00:47:32.920
doesn't mean it isn't happening. If
I ever told you, I ever told

564
00:47:32.920 --> 00:47:38.559
you about if I ever told you
any of that, it was in confidence.

565
00:47:38.599 --> 00:47:42.760
I can't believe you're saying that.
Now, do we really need ratings

566
00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:46.360
as bad? I am not your
loud mouthed disc jockey friend. You know

567
00:47:46.440 --> 00:47:52.199
it too. But there you are
again, head under the covers, shallow

568
00:47:52.280 --> 00:47:54.880
breaths to not make a sound.
I've known you for twelve years, and

569
00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:59.280
this is how it's going to be. I'm out here. You haven't known

570
00:47:59.320 --> 00:48:06.400
me at all, but I've been
with you since that night sixteen years ago

571
00:48:06.480 --> 00:48:12.039
when the raindrops were hitting your windshield
so hard they made loud pops, one

572
00:48:12.519 --> 00:48:15.719
after the other after the other.
I swear to God good luck with that.

573
00:48:17.119 --> 00:48:22.079
You had the radio shut off in
your car, trying to concentrate while

574
00:48:22.119 --> 00:48:28.519
your first wife, Beth was wheezing
and convulsing. Please it was her first

575
00:48:28.800 --> 00:48:32.559
She was scared, but ready to
see what came next, and really ready

576
00:48:32.599 --> 00:48:37.239
to head to the delivery room and
get it all over with. You,

577
00:48:37.559 --> 00:48:42.039
on the other hand, were nervous. You were trying your best to get

578
00:48:42.079 --> 00:48:45.280
to that hospital as fast as you
could. You couldn't bear the sound of

579
00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:51.000
her screams. It hadn't been raining
long, of course not. You couldn't

580
00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:57.400
have known how slick those roads were. My tires were bald I was waiting

581
00:48:57.480 --> 00:49:00.880
till the next paycheck to replace them. You were only nineteen years old,

582
00:49:01.079 --> 00:49:06.639
barely in adults, yourself, breaking
your back, laying carpet fourteen hours a

583
00:49:06.760 --> 00:49:09.519
day to save up for a down
payment on a starter home. I was

584
00:49:09.559 --> 00:49:15.880
tired, You were tired. I
drove too fast, Rocky Stevens, always

585
00:49:15.880 --> 00:49:23.119
in a hurry. Not anymore,
Not anymore. It wasn't your fault.

586
00:49:24.079 --> 00:49:29.400
No one would ever think you did
that on purpose, careening around on a

587
00:49:29.400 --> 00:49:32.840
wet road with your pregnant wife and
labor, hitting the median, through a

588
00:49:32.840 --> 00:49:42.280
guard rail and straight into a ditch. In my impressively old age, my

589
00:49:42.360 --> 00:49:49.920
memory sometimes fails me. How long
did she beg for help? Maybe ten

590
00:49:49.960 --> 00:49:55.599
minutes? Right right? She stopped
just as the fire truck and police arrived.

591
00:49:55.960 --> 00:50:00.440
How do you know this? I
was there. Your child's life was

592
00:50:01.280 --> 00:50:06.079
a gift to me. Since then, I've been repaying you in kind,

593
00:50:06.960 --> 00:50:15.119
new wife, new job, Rocky
gets what Rocky wants you. You killed

594
00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:16.559
her? No, no, no, I just made it my business to

595
00:50:16.639 --> 00:50:22.519
be there right as the clock struck
midnight, so to speak. Wherever you

596
00:50:22.599 --> 00:50:25.880
go, I'm there. I never
wanted any of this. No one would

597
00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:32.239
ever think you did. It was
so clearly an accident. I shouldn't blame

598
00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:37.920
myself, but it's just hard to
process it. Of course, of course

599
00:50:37.519 --> 00:50:45.199
it was tragic, the worst possible
outcome of that situation. Yeah, but

600
00:50:45.280 --> 00:50:50.559
then again, you weren't entirely ready
to be a father. No one is,

601
00:50:50.920 --> 00:50:53.199
of course, of course, of
course, of course, but really

602
00:50:54.679 --> 00:51:00.320
you resented all the long hours.
You resented the eye idea of dedicating all

603
00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:07.599
the time that you have to a
screaming pile of soft flesh. I love

604
00:51:07.679 --> 00:51:12.239
my kids, do you. I
suppose second time is a charm in this

605
00:51:12.440 --> 00:51:15.159
case. Of course, on this
go around, you had a job you

606
00:51:15.199 --> 00:51:21.599
loved, with a degree paid for
by an insurance settlement. Would you even

607
00:51:21.679 --> 00:51:25.599
be on the radio if it weren't
for that accident. No, you would

608
00:51:25.639 --> 00:51:30.159
be breaking your back. Maybe a
contractor of your own, but owning your

609
00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:37.280
own business just means longer and longer
hours. I would do anything for them.

610
00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:40.719
Now is a very safe time to
say that I made sure you were

611
00:51:40.760 --> 00:51:46.360
taken care of and that luck went
your way ever since because of my wife

612
00:51:46.400 --> 00:51:53.800
and child, the child, really, I never wanted anything to happen to

613
00:51:53.840 --> 00:51:58.000
them. Well, you certainly got
a good deal out of it. I

614
00:51:58.079 --> 00:52:04.199
recall you just closed on a six
thousand square foot house in ground heated swimming

615
00:52:04.199 --> 00:52:09.079
pool. Rank you. Oh now, now, language the FCC is no

616
00:52:09.239 --> 00:52:14.679
laughing matter. I'm leaving. You
can just fuck yourself whatever you are now

617
00:52:14.719 --> 00:52:19.599
now, language the FCC is no
laughing matter. I'm leaving and you just

618
00:52:19.800 --> 00:52:23.280
fuck yourself whatever you are. Oh
no, no, no, because you

619
00:52:23.360 --> 00:52:29.880
see there's an issue of your debt. What do you mean debt? The

620
00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:32.679
last few years have been on credit, you see, and I think it's

621
00:52:32.760 --> 00:52:38.800
time you pay up for more of
my good graces. I'm done with this.

622
00:52:39.159 --> 00:52:43.880
No you are not. You paid
with one child. What's one more

623
00:52:43.920 --> 00:52:47.079
for another fifteen years of fortune?
Right? What the fuck are you talking

624
00:52:47.119 --> 00:52:52.280
about? No, I'm feeling generous, Okay, I'd be willing to sit

625
00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:58.840
down. I'd be willing to accept
you instead to pay off the interest?

626
00:52:59.599 --> 00:53:04.079
What head out from under the covers, Rocky. You know exactly what I

627
00:53:04.159 --> 00:53:07.760
mean and exactly what I want.
You don't get a job like this from

628
00:53:07.760 --> 00:53:13.400
only talking. You also, you
also know how to listen. When I

629
00:53:13.519 --> 00:53:17.880
leave here tonight, I will take
a child and lay fortune and more fame

630
00:53:19.280 --> 00:53:24.119
at your feet. And you're telling
me this for everyone to hear. Everyone

631
00:53:24.159 --> 00:53:30.039
already knows these deals are made.
Any attempt to say one doesn't is simply

632
00:53:30.079 --> 00:53:35.840
an act of feigned virtue. Fuck
you, I won't let you. How

633
00:53:35.960 --> 00:53:39.519
is that I was there when they
were born. I can be with them

634
00:53:40.199 --> 00:53:45.719
anytime I choose. You know.
The strange thing is both of your children

635
00:53:45.719 --> 00:53:51.159
were born on a Tuesday. Odd
coincidence, i'd say, But really and

636
00:53:51.199 --> 00:53:54.639
truly, the youngest is the best
bargain for me. She has that poster

637
00:53:54.760 --> 00:53:59.719
of the big purple dinosaur. The
left corner was torn off when you moved

638
00:53:59.760 --> 00:54:04.119
it from from her door to the
wall next to her bed. What do

639
00:54:04.199 --> 00:54:07.679
I have to do to keep your
children safe? We have to end our

640
00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:14.519
arrangement. Look next to your left
hand, that nasty little thing you use

641
00:54:14.599 --> 00:54:21.320
to open envelopes. That will do
fine, and you know exactly what you

642
00:54:21.440 --> 00:54:30.880
need to do with it. That's
the police, Rocky. They're on to

643
00:54:30.039 --> 00:54:35.360
this negotiation and I need to leave. They won't let you do it once

644
00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:40.480
they break through. So what will
it be? I don't know you or

645
00:54:40.519 --> 00:54:44.800
your youngest child, and you don't
know. You don't know if you want

646
00:54:44.840 --> 00:54:46.800
your little baby to live or die. I don't want to die. That

647
00:54:47.000 --> 00:54:51.760
make the decision, just like you
did in the car when you ran off

648
00:54:51.760 --> 00:54:53.840
the road. You don't even have
to say it, let alone admit it

649
00:54:53.840 --> 00:55:00.239
to yourself. Just want it and
it is done. Who decide? You

650
00:55:00.360 --> 00:55:04.760
or your child? Decide now before
they take away the choice. Oh God,

651
00:55:04.960 --> 00:55:07.559
God isn't helping you. Why should
they be any different than any other?

652
00:55:07.920 --> 00:55:22.159
I'm scared. Love is scary,
Love is terrifying. Oh I'm proud

653
00:55:22.199 --> 00:55:32.639
of you. The fuck? What
the fuck? What the fuck? Jesus

654
00:55:32.760 --> 00:55:51.960
Christ, what the fuck? Thanks
for listening, spookies, and here's to

655
00:55:52.039 --> 00:55:57.719
a very busy, very scary two
thousand and twenty four.