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Hmm. A quiet museum of oddities in a forgotten town
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seemed like the perfect place for a summer job. But
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when a strange new exhibit arrives, something escapes. And it's
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not just small, and it's not just dangerous, it's contagious.
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What's that you want to be scared to? Come with me.
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You will experience tales over our broad ghosts and death.
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It is not recommended for a week at our heart
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listeners in the dark, It's more fun at that way way.
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This is Weekly Speaking.
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Hello, my spookies, It's Wednesday, and you know what that means.
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It's time for a little spooky in your weekly. I'm
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your host and narrator, Enrique Kuto, and tonight we have
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quite the terrifying tale of summer jobs gone wrong, just
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in time for a heat wave hitting a lot of
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the United States. But before we get to that, I
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want to let you know that next week we begin
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a brand new mini series, a five part horror epic
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from Rob Fields set in our very own Strickfield universe.
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It's called Deadly Second Chances, and it all starts Wednesday,
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July third. An ancient goddess is trapped in perdition but
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if three out of five tormented souls fail to change
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their fates, she'll be unleashed on the moverse. Each week,
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you'll be reintroduced to a character given a chance to
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rewrite their dark past, all from prior stories, from the
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deadly revenant known as Aids Mary to a vampire hunter
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haunted by her origin. Can they change their lives or
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are they destined to fall again? Five chances, one shot
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at freedom Deadly Second Chances starts July third right here
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at Weekly Spooky, with a new installment every Wednesday in July,
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so make sure you're subscribed. But as for tonight, have
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you ever been to one of those weird little museums
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on the side of the highway, You know, the kind
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full of two headed snakes and jars, dusty bigfoot statues
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and a gift shop that smells like old popcorn. They're
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supposed to be harmless fun until the exhibits start looking
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back at you. Tonight's tale is about a girl that
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thought she'd earned school credit and ended up losing much more.
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We're telling that story after this. I worked in a
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museum of oddities until the oddest thing happened to me
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By Michael Kelso. I never wanted this to happen. I
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didn't want to be standing here staring horrified at the
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blood dripping from my hands as people screamed and ran away.
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It was all my boss's fault. He made this happen.
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He had plenty of chances to make things right, but
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there was money to be made, and the love of
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money is the root of all evil. You know those
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people who strive for excellence, who work hard to get
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the grades because they're destined for better things. They're bound
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to leave the small town they grew up in, get
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out there and set the world on fire. I wanted
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to be one of those people. I studied like my
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life depended on it for my entire school career. But
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when it came down to the wire, I missed being
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valedictorian by two Measley points. I didn't get the scholarships
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or the accolades. I didn't get anything. The only thing
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I got was an invitation to do a summer internship
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at the local museum. It was an unpaid internship, but
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I thought it would look good on an application, so
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I took the job. When I first started working here,
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house terrified, especially walking in the door for the first
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time and getting the stair down from an eight foot
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tall bigfoot statue with arms outstretched and fangs showing in
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a frozen roar. After I realized what it was and
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restarted my heart, I was greeted by the owner, mister Applebottom.
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He was a small, thin man with round glasses and
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a receding hairline. He looked like a stiff breeze would
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carry him away to the land of Oz. He took
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me on a tour of the museum, showing me all
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of the attractions, Most of them were cryptids. There were
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drawings and paintings hanging next to blurry photos of just
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about any cryptid you can think of. The more popular
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ones had full sized wax models. All these creas captured
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my imagination, but not in a good way. There was
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also a theater with around twenty seats and a video
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playing non stop about sightings of various cryptids. Once he
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finished the tour, he showed me how to run the
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cash register and then showed me the janitor's closet. My
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jobs were to take care of customers during open hours
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and take care of cleanup during closed hours. After he
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had shown me everything, he turned the sign from closed
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to open and told me good luck as he went
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upstairs to his office. I stood there frozen, staring at
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the cash register like it was going to bite my
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fingers off if I touched it. So my big internship
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turned out to be a janitor slash ticket collector job.
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Worried I would get overwhelmed by the rush of customers
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and have no clue what to do. Fortunately for me,
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I didn't have a single customer all day. It turned
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out the museum had been opened for a few years
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and people had already seen everything there was to see.
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Repeat customers weren't exactly the museum's forte. I stood there
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waiting for over an hour. I soon became bored and
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walked through the gift shop, acquainting myself with the bric
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a brac we sold that lasted around fifteen minutes. To
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keep myself from falling asleep, I made the mistake of
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going to the theater and watching the videos of cryptid sightings,
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as if the wax figures weren't enough. Now, I had
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it in my mind that these things were not only real,
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but could show up at my doorstep any time they
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felt like it. At the end of the day, mister
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Applebottom came down and asked how many customers we'd had.
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His face fell when I told him none. He turned
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the sign from open to closed and told me to
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do the floors. I stared at the floors. But you
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and I are the only ones who walked through here today,
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I said, is this the way you're going to talk
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to your supervisor? No, sir, it just doesn't make sense
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to me. Call it a practice run, he said, I
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want to see how you do. I sighed and went
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to the cleaning closet. I vacuumed all the floors, cleaned
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the TVs, wiped down the counters, and washed the windows.
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The lights were turned down to night levels, making shadows
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dance as I did my chores. As I worked my
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way through the museum, I swore I could feel eyes
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on me, and they weren't mister Applebottoms. The statues of
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the creatures were so lifelike I didn't dare look up
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at them for fear they'd grab me and drag me
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off to their layer. I regretted ever taking this internship.
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It's only for the summer, and it can help you
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get a better job. That's what I told myself. I
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just wish I would have quit after that first day.
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Maybe I wouldn't have. When I was done, he mumbled
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that I had done satisfactorily and told me to be
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here bright and early tomorrow. The next day was exactly
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the same as the first, except I knew what to expect.
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I brought a book to rea so I wouldn't be bored.
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Of course, it disappeared when the boss was around. I
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got the feeling he was a if you can lean,
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you can clean kind of person. After a few weeks
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with barely more than a handful of customers, I wondered
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how he was even able to pay the electric bill.
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It was no wonder. This was an unpaid internship. I'd
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taken to cleaning in the afternoon so I could be
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done as soon as he closed up. It was also
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something to do. Boredom in a hall of monsters can
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do terrible things to your imagination. One day, the Boss
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came down from his office very excited. He told me
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he had found a new exhibit and it was being
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shipped in today. It was funny and very encouraging to
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see him so excited, like a kid waiting at the
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mailbox for a toy or a comic book to arrive.
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When the delivery man showed up with the package, the
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boss nearly knocked him over with the door. After he
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accepted delivery, he stood there staring at the shoe box
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sized package in awe. What is it? I said, looking eagerly.
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He was so focused on it that he whipped around
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and nearly lost his balance. He composed himself and smiled sheepishly.
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That was a close one, he said. Then he straightened.
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You shall have to wait until I have the display
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set up. I frowned as he carried the box up
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the stairs to his office like some trophy. I shook
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my head and continued cleaning. An hour later, a frantic
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mister Applebottom raced down the stairs and flew over to me.
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Ever seen him run so fast? I cringed, not knowing
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if he was going to stop in time or plow
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me over. Fortunately he stopped just in time. Where is it?
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He said, breathlessly. Where is what? I said?
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Don't go away, weakly, spooky, We'll be right back.
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He looked at me for a long moment. He tried
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to compose himself and regain control of his breathing. Have
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you seen anything? Out of the ordinary, he asked, with
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a forced calmness. No, I've just been cleaning and you
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haven't seen anything unusual, No, sir. His eyes scanned the
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room with special focus on the floor. He searched the room, room,
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then went into the theater, finally coming back to me.
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Looking defeated. He turned and walked slowly away, shoulders slumped.
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Is there anything I can do to help you, sir?
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I called after him. He just waved me off and
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kept walking. I took the vacuum back to the cleaning
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closet and got out the carpet scrubber. I needed to
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tackle a stain where some kid had spilled soda. I
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filled the upper tank with soap and water. Then, when
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after the stain, I found it interesting that, no matter
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how clean the carpet looked, the water in the collecting
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tank always looked like chocolate milk. When I was done,
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after two run throughs, I examined the stain and it
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was much better, but not perfect. This carpet cleaner did
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a good job, but never seemed to get it one
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hundred percent clean. I returned the cleaner to the closet
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and pulled the tank of dirty water out to empty it.
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As I dumped it out, something jumped out of it
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and bit me. I screamed and dropped the tank, recoiling
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against the wall. Whatever kind of bug it was took
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off into the museum. I looked at my bleeding hand,
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then gathered my courage and followed it. I grabbed a
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broom off the closet wall and held it out in
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front of me like a sword. I scanned around the
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floor of the room but didn't see anything. There weren't
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even tracks to follow as I passed each exhibit, holding
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my breath for fear of this thing jumping out at me.
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Checking around wax figures of monsters did not help my
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general anxiety. One by one, I checked each exhibit, paying
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close attention to the floor around it and behind it,
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but I came up short. As I started back through
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for a second search, mister Applebottom rounded the corner and
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scared me nearly half to death. I swung my broom,
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only to realize just in time who it was. What's
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going on, he said, holding up his arm to defend
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against a woman brandishing a broom. I'm sorry, sir, I said.
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I heard noises and thought there was an intruder, oh,
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he said, composing himself. Glad to see you defending the
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interests of the museum. Yes, sir, how did you injure yourself,
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Miss Primrose? He said, looking at my bloody hand. I
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stared at it for a moment. Should I tell him
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something bit me and ran away? Should I let him
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know there's something dangerous roaming around? Or will he blame
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me for not finding it? Would he fire me? God
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knows if anything happened to a guest because of me,
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I must have cut it in my haste to grab
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the broom, I lied, Oh well, best tend to that.
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He said, I don't want you bleeding on the floors. Yes, sir,
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carry on. Then he said, I'm leaving for the night.
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You'll lock up on your way out, won't you, of course, sir.
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With that, he turned on his heels and headed for
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the front door. I watched him go, then turned back
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to the now empty building. All that was here was
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me and the little monster that had bitten me. I
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panned around the room, feeling more alone than I had
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in a long time. I slowly made my way back
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to the cleaning closet, holding my broom tightly. When I
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got there, I leaned my broom against the wall next
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to the first aid box hanging on the wall. As
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I got a bandage out and covered my wound, my
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eyes kept darting to the door. When I was done,
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I picked up the broom and carried it to the
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edge of the doorway. I scanned the empty room searching
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for my attacker. The deserted floor mocked me like it
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was a field of land mines waiting for me to
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step on one. I wished I had some sort of
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sci fi goggles that could scan for life forms like
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in the movies, but I was on my own. I
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took a deep breath and started for the door, holding
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my room to defend myself. At first, I walked toward
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the door, eyes darting all around, but as it came closer,
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I stepped more quickly. It didn't help that I had
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to pass one monster after another. By the time I
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got to the door, I was at a full run.
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I slammed into it in a full panic, pulling the
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keys out of my pocket and dropping them like in
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every horror movie ever. Sweat poured off my forehead, making
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the keys slip out of my hand A second time.
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Finally I got the keys in the lock and opened
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the door, only to whip around and try to slam