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Hello, my spookys, it's your host and narrator Enrique Kuto,
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here to bring you a little compilation that makes me
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think beware the IDEs of March. I'm sure you've heard
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that saying, but maybe you're wondering what it means or
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what it could mean in the world of spooky. Well,
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tonight I'm bringing you a very special compilation of Come
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Up Once and Revenge and so much more that gets
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pretty damn devious. So get yourself comfy, get yourself cozy,
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and if you're listening to this on the day of
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release on Friday, February twenty eighth Tomorrow, Saturday, March first,
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we're going live on YouTube and you can check it
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out by going to Weeklyspooky dot com slash Live. From there,
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you can set a reminder to find out when we
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go live to talk about spooky things and play some games.
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But now it's time for the show Dead Ahead by
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Joe Sulmo. Becca, don't come out here with your witchy bullshit,
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Tom yelled as he threw another shovelful of dirt behind him.
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If you want to help, get in here and help
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me dig. It's not witchy bullshit. I'm telling you This
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is bad. A person died. We did it. This is
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going to come back on us threefold. This is a
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lot of negative energy, Becca said, pushing her long brown
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hair behind her ear. Her boyfriend Tom was in a
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hole about three feet deep and getting deeper by the second.
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Come take your turn. I need a break. It's a
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lot harder than they make it look in the movies.
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Tom said, I told you I want no part in this.
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Becca replied, taking a step back into the chilly night.
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You already are a part of this. You're just as
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guilty as I am. This poor bastard died because of
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both of us. Tom retorted, clanging the shovel off the
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corpse laying on the damp ground. I wasn't the one driving,
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Becha said, wiping a tear from her eye. And I
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suppose your next excuse is going to be you had
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your mouth full and couldn't see over the wheel, right,
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Tom sneered. Look, neither of us wanted this, but we
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have to take care of it. Do you know what
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would happen if we went to the cops. Yeah, I
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know we're wanted. Look I don't want to go to
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jail for murder either. Becca argued, murder, Who said anything
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about murder? It was an accident. We might get manslaughter,
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but surely not murder. Tom responded, pulling himself out of
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the hole and wiping his brow, his blonde hair dirty
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with the earth he had been tossing. This will have
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to be deep enough. What if somebody finds the body,
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Becca asked, No one would give a fuck. This is Jersey.
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I think you've watched too many mob movies. Becca said,
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and turned away from the grave. She looked at the car,
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sitting just off the road enough into the pines to
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be hidden from the traffic. Her blue eyes focused on
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the dent in the passenger side bumper and the blood
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that stood out starkly on the white paint. They were
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never going to get away with it, she thought. There
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was just too much evidence. They should have just called
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the cops when they hit that jogger. One thing was
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for sure. It was the last time Tom was going
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to talk her into RoadHead. Becca, Are you even paying attention?
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Tom asked. She turned around and saw him standing there
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with the jogger's arms in his hands. Come on, help
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me swing him into the hole, he finished impatiently. I
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told you I don't want that negative energy, she said,
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crossing her arms in defiance. I told you that, Witchie,
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the bullshit has to go. We have been dating for
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almost a year now and I haven't seen you do
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shit with it. So unless you're going to wiggle your
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nose and lift the corpse into the grave, get your
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ass over here and lift this bastard with me, Tom said,
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tossing the jogger's arms down under the damp earth. Becca
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rolled her eyes with a sigh. She gave in and
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walked around to the jogger's feet. She grabbed his ankles
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and looked at Tom, waiting, Well, are we doing this?
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She asked. Tom grabbed the other end, and together they
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put the jogger into the open grave. She looked at
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the mangled person lying there, wondering what kind of life
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he had before they had taken it from him. Did
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he have a family? Was someone looking for him? Her
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thoughts were interrupted when the jogger's face got a shovel
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full of dirt. She looked up at Tom and saw
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him in a new light. This was too easy for him,
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she wondered if this was the first time he had
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to bury a body. She really didn't know much of
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his past. He never spoke about his life before they
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met last year. She knew he wasn't mister right more
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of a mister right now, one that got her out
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of a bad situation. If she was being honest, he
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was a bit of an asshole. Don't worry, I got this,
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he said, as he continued to throw dirt into the grave.
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We only have one shovel. You want me to use
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my hands, She snipped at him. Why don't you go
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wait in the car? Then Tom responded, I was going
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to say a few words when we were done. Nothing much,
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but something should be said. Tom scoffed, I'll say something.
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Don't worry about it. Sometimes you can be a real jerk,
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you know that, she said, and stormed off sullenly to
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the car. She plopped in the passenger seat, slamming the door.
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You like him so much, maybe you should give him
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head too. I think it's going to get real stiff soon,
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Tom yelled, smacking the corpse again with a shovel. Becca
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could hear it ring out even from the car. She
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reached under the seat and found her bag. She dug
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inside for a cigarette, just to take the edge off.
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She pulled out a worn paperback payback rituals and spells
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of revenge. She remembered that her friend Amanda let her
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borrow it. They had found it in her mother's items
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after her suicide. That was just before she left town
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with Tom. She thumbed through it while waiting the Revenant
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the dead with a mission bring a recently deceased person
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back to right the wrong of death. This is a
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gray area of balance with nature. On the one hand,
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it disrupts death, but it can help the soul reach
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peace through resolution. The weight of this ritual can be
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heavy on one's soul. Caution should be used while contemplating
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this ritual. Haste will be your enemy. HA would serve
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the asshole right if I brought that jogger back, teach
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him a lesson. I'm the only one stupid enough to
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miss him, and it would absolve my guilt. Becha, said
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to the empty car. Haven't done shit with it, Hey, babe,
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I'm all done. Just going to say a few words.
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Tom yelled as he unzipped his zipper. A steaming stream
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landed on the newly packed earth. Ooh awe, those enough
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words for you, he called over his shoulder. That son
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of a bitch, Becha said, and got out of the car,
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but instead of heading towards him, she went off into
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the woods alone with her bag. Where are you going?
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It was just a joke, he called out as he
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shook out the last drops. Come on, babe. Tom chased
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after her into the woods. Babe. He heard a few
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twigs snap off to his left. He turned in that direction,
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but it was too dark to make anything out. She
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was heading farther into the barrens away from the highway. Okay,
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you made your point, Come back and do a real eulogy.
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I won't interrupt, I promise, Tom called out into the night.
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Was that a flashlight ahead, he sighed, and headed towards
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the light.
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He saw.
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Becca was on her knees in a small clearing, illuminated
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not only by the moonlight above, but by her flashlight
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laying on the dew covered grass in front of her.
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She was saying something over and over again in a
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whisper that Tom couldn't make out. Babe, he said, shining
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his light on her back, casting her shadow on the
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trees around them. It's done. We can leave now. Becca
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opened her eyes and turned her head quickly. She placed
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some objects into her bag before he could see what
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they were. Be right with you, she said, and stood up,
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wiping off her stockings. She reached down for her bag,
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but his hands on hers froze her in place. What
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were you doing out here with your bag, he asked, intensely,
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meeting her gaze. I had to use the bathroom and
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I didn't want to do it close to the highway,
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Becca replied and pulled her hand away from his. She
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clutched her bag to her chest with one hand and
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gestured with the other. Lead the way. She finished sarcastically.
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You know sometimes you can be a real bitch. You'd
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better get that in check before I leave your ass
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for a younger model, he said, as he led the
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way back towards the car. I doubt you could find
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someone that would put up with your shit for very long.
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Tom turned and faced her. I'm serious. Your looks will
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only get you so far. You better drop that attitude
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before I drop you, he threatened. Are you kidding me?
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You're threatening me. It's not a threat, it's a promise,
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he said, and stared at her for a few seconds.
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When she didn't respond, he turned back into the woods
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and continued on, that is the most cliche saying. Becca
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mumbled under her breath, but followed Tom into the night.
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She heard the words Tom spoke again, but this time
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it wasn't his voice, it was her father's. The threats
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and beatings that she had been suppressing came rushing back.
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She remembered the last time he spoke those words to her.
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It was just a little over one year ago. She
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had come home from Amanda's house, where they were studying
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for the history final. She came in through the back
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door into the kitchen. It was seven p m. And
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she had not eaten since lunch. She bumped into the
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dish rack, sending a steak knife onto the floor. She
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closed her eyes and froze, Hoping her father hadn't heard.
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Becca remembered opening her eyes and then rummaging through the
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cabinet for something to eat. Her eyes lit up when
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she found a box of cereal. In her haste to eat,
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she dropped the box, scattering the flakes across the linoleum floor.
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Her father entered the room a second later and saw
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the mess on the floor. What is this? Clean this up,
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he yelled as he made his way to the fridge.
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For another beer. At this time of night, he was
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probably on his fifth. She tried to walk past him
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to get to the broom closet, but her father's large
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hands stopped her. He threw her down to the floor.
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I said clean this up, you clumsy bitch. I was
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getting the broom, she said, looking up at him through
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tear blurred eyes. I didn't say get the broom, I
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said clean this shit up. Her father yelled and kicked
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her arm that she was leaning on. Her face dropped
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down onto the floor among the cereal. She blinked the
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tears away and saw in front of her the knife
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she had dropped earlier. Becca sat up on the floor,
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placing the steak knife under her so that he didn't
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see it. She looked up at her father as he
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cracked open his fresh can of beer. He turned towards her.
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You're so hungry. Eat it off the floor, he said,
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and pushed her back down. Eat it, you pig or.
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I swear to God I'll end you. Are you threatening me?
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That's not a threat, slut, that's a promise, her father said.
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Becca gripped the knife hard and stabbed her father in
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the thigh. He cried out and dropped his beer with
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his other leg. He kicked her. She had the knife
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gripped so tight she pulled it out of him as
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she fell back. What did you do, bitch? I'll kill you,
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she remembered him saying, before she had lost control. The
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next thing she remembered was her father laying in a
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strange pool of blood, cereal, and beer on the floor.
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He was so still. Becca came out of it. As
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they neared the car, Tom threw the shovel and flashlight
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into the trunk and walked around to the driver's side.
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As Becca stood there trying to make the image leave
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her mind. What's wrong with you? Tom asked. Becca looked
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towards the shallow grave with a look of disappointment before
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turning back to Tom. Was she going to actually get
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back into his car after what he said? She looked
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at Tom and saw her father's face. She tried to
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shake that image, but this time it was different. This
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time it wasn't self defense, just Tom being an act hole.
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She had her doubts that he would actually hit her.
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A twig snapped in the woods, and both of them
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turned towards the sound. In the darkness, something stirred who's
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out there? Tom called. The only response was the sound
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of a heavy footfall. Becca's hair started to stand on
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the back of her neck and she got an uneasy feeling.
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She tried to get in the car, but it was locked, Tom,
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she said unevenly. Tom didn't answer, his eyes transfixed on
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the image before him. In the flashing lights from the
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passing cars on the highway, Beca caught a glimpse of
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the man approaching. Another loud footfall from the man as
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he dragged behind him the broken leg inside the bloodstained
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pair of sweatpants. Becca looked on in horror at the
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twisted neck and the head lolling to one side. Did
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it actually work? Tom, open the door. Let's get out
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of here, Becha said, second, guessing what she had done.
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It looked so wrong as it moved towards them. One
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sec Babe, Tom said, and pulled out the pistol he
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kept tucked in the back of his jeans. I think
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this asshole wants to play, Tom, unlock the fucking door,
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she begged, as fear tears started to flow. Her heart
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was pounding in her ears. Tom took a step closer
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to the reanimated jogger, that's far enough, asshole. It was
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an accident. I'm sure you can appreciate that. Let's go
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get a beer and talk this over, Tom said, aiming
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the pistol at the jogger's head. He won't listen, Becky
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yelled in fear. She ran to the trunk of the car.
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Luckily Tom had not shut it, and she grabbed the shovel.
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Beside the shovel in the truck was a hunting knife.
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She tucked the blade into her belt and hefted the shovel.
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As she came around the car, Tom came into view
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just in time for her to see the jogger lunge
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at him. He fired a shot. They fell to the ground.
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The jogger on top his head flopped around as they struggled,
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but its hands were wrapped around Tom's neck. She cried
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out and ran over to help. She swung the shovel
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and hit the jogger in the back, to little effect.
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A few more swings made no difference. In her frustration,
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she threw down the shovel and kicked the jogger, who
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fell off the side of Tom but didn't let go
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of his neck. Becca could hear Tom trying to gasp prayer.
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She grabbed the jogger's arms and tried to pull them
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off of Tom, but the grip was too strong. Tom
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was going to die. She did this, she called the
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revenant back from the grave. She should have known better.
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The witchy bullshit was going to kill Tom. He could
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no longer say she didn't do shit with it. Just then,
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Becca had an epifot Tom was going to die. The
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thing was busy with Tom. She scrambled into Tom's pants
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pockets and found the car keys. She jumped to her
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feet and ran to the car. She fired up the
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engine and threw it into reverse. With a final look
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at Tom, who was now still She punched the gas
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and backed towards the highway. Tom never let her drive,
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but she had seen it enough to figure it out.
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The car bounced over uneven ground as she sped and
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reversed towards the lights behind her. Once she was on
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the side of the road, she spun the car around
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and threw it into drive. She pulled out onto the highway,
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cutting off a truck who blared its hornet. She opened
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and energy drink Tom had bought earlier, but left on
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the seat unopened, and took a swig. There was going
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to be a new Becca, now, one who took no
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one's shit. Later that evening, Becca sat at the small
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motel table in her room. She was going through the
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loot they had accumulated over the past year. She found
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a bag of cash that she didn't know about and
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had just finished counting it. Twelve thousand dollars was a
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lot of money, more than she had ever seen. Why
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did Tom always tell her they were broke? There was
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a bang on the door. It must be the pizza, ordered,
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she thought, and rose from the chair. Another bang on
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the door before she could reach it. I'm coming, she
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called out, grabbing a twenty from the table. She was
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going to tip big. Why not share her good fortune?
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She opened the door and dropped the cash. Standing on
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the other side was her father and the jogger. No,
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her mouth formed to say, but no noise came out.
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She took a step back in to the room, in
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horror of what she was looking at. With arm extended,
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they entered grasping for her. No, why are you here?
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Tom was driving, she said to the jogger, then looked
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into her father's dead eyes. You deserved what you got,
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you son of a bitch. There is no revenge for you,
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she said in defiance. Becca was a new woman and
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wasn't going to take shit from her father, alive or dead.
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She reached behind her and pulled the hunting knife out
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of her belt. The revenants charged her, knocking her back
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onto the double bed with their masts. She could smell
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the grave on her father as he climbed on top
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of her. There wasn't enough room for her to swing
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the knife. In desperation, she moved the blade between them.
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She turned the tip downwards towards her own chest and
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plunged it in. She didn't want her father to get
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his revenge. He should suffer, She smiled. As the pain
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flooded her. She felt herself getting weak, and, with a
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last act of defiance, spit blood into her father's face
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before succumbing to her wound. Hell hath no fury by
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Aaron Cook, Oh shoot the cookies. Zelda May Darling had
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been in the kitchen all day, and the stress of
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hosting a dinner party had caused her to nearly forget
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about the chocolate chip treats that were roasting in the oven.
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She fitted her dainty hands into mits and plucked her
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signature dessert from the sauna. No blemishes of overcooking to
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be found. Pulling the elongated trays out, She didn't wait
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two minutes before conducting a taste test. Delicious, if she
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did say so herself. She treated herself to a second one.
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Jake wouldn't approve of the extra snack, but what he
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didn't know wouldn't hurt him. There was more than enough food,
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she justified with internal guilt. The housewife had been in
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domestic bliss for three full years and was still in
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her early twenties. Born in smalltown, Arkansas in nineteen fifty,
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the bell had left home to attend Texas A and M.
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Towards the end of her first year there, she worked
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an alumni ball where she met Big Jake Darling, an
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oil big wig and generous donor to his old stomping grounds.
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Despite the three decade age gap, Jake fell madly in
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love with the fair skinned, dark haired server in the
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Go Go Boots, and his resources made it pretty easy
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for Zelda May to ignore the pot belly, receding hairline,
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and uneven mustache. After mere weeks of war arlwind courting,
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the pair joined in matrimony in front of a crowd
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of hundreds at his ninety acre ranch in the otherwise
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modest village of Tumbleweed. Jake was eager to prove to
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his new bile bride that he had learned from the
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mistakes of his first two marriages. There had been some downs.
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Jake was ornery, hypercritical, and mentioned his appreciation for the
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anatomy of other women, most even younger than her, quite often.
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But he was a man, and oh what a man
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he could be. That little wallflower who entered college station
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would be surprised at what she became. Prior to her nuptials,
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Zelda May's culinary expertise topped out at popping microwave popcorn,
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But now she was a regular Julia child. She chuckled
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at what her younger self would say if she found
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out about the elaborate shindigs she now held on a
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regular basis. Tonight she would be hosting a soiree for
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Jake's colleagues and their works. It was an important one.
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Cattle mogul k l Bandy had accepted an invitation. Joining
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his inner circle was a guaranteed ticket to political success,
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which the oilman craved. He had been locally beloved on
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the village council for a number of years, but he
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was sick of judging pie bake offs and attending ribbon
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cutting ceremonies for libraries. The state Senate was calling him.
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All Bandy had to do was hand him the phone.
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Ten minutes had passed since Jake's promised five thirty homecoming.
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This worried Zelda May sick. It was a pretty common
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occurrence for him to overshoot his eta, but precedent never
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made it peaceful. He was a wealthy and powerful man,
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which automatically put a target on his back. The poor
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wife never knew if her gregarious partner had blown away
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the time chatting with an old chum, or had been
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assassinated by an envious political opponent. The hypothetical loss of
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her paramour made her sick to her stomach, but she
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couldn't regress the paranoia. Finally, Jake stumbled in, having gotten
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a head start on the spirit embidement of the night. Hi, Honey,
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Zelda May lit up, Hey Biscuit. Jake hiccuped his pet
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name for her, as his massive jowls jiggled and his
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pale white belly cut into his Everything's Bigger in Texas
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belt buckle. He stunk of the cheapest gin Brady's bar
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had to offer, and the collar of his white Colonel
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Sanders' suit was scuffed. In Zelda May's eyes, she was
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looking at Paul Newman. The guests should be here soon,
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getting there. You need any help, well, actually, if you could.
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Jake's sobering snooze began the second it was even implied
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there was a way he could streamline the toil of
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his labored spouse. It was no big deal. She was
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pretty sure she liked doing housework. There were still several
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dishes she needed to magically conjure before nine o'clock. Then
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she needed to wash up the feast worked up a sweat,
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and it would be unladylike to not present herself as
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immaculate as possible. Not that long ago, the looming threat
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of the deadline would have scared her something fierce, but
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not anymore. Sure Enough, the spread was laid out, and
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she emerged from the powder room, renewed in her pearls
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and heels, mere minutes before the first ring of the doorbell,
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the sound of which revived her downed bow, who quickly
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wiped the drool from his face. Harvey Lois the Learners
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were the beneficiaries of the death of the mister's father,
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which granted them control over one of the state's largest
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construction firms. Harvey had never actually seen a pile of rubble,
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and Lois, all so from old money, was prone to
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making statements that made her formerly modest friend feel insecure
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about her background. Up next were the Duprees. Don had
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recently acquired controlling interest in the popular, inexpensive and small
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chain Selman's Department Store, which he was eagerly licking his
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lips to merge with a larger company. Flonetta and Ducky
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Perry arrived shortly after years of entertaining them hadn't shed
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a light on what they did for a living. All
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Zelda May knew was they were filthy rich. Just when
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Zelda May was about to shepherd her company into the
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dining room for their banquet, a limousine pulled up to
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the Darling residence. The driver exited his position to release
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an invitee that Zelda May had forgotten about, but Jake
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certainly hadn't. K l Bandy. Everybody stopped what they were
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doing to gaze upon the richest man in the lone
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star state, which which angered Lois Learner, who had only
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belted out a stanza and a half as she cooed
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and curled over the piano. The vip looked nothing like
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the image Zelda May had cooked up in her head.
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She had pictured a good old boy with roughly the
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same features as her beloved and his colleagues. Instead, a
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decrepit skeleton shambled up to her porch, escorted on each
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shoulder by a Miss Texas contender. The man half as
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old as the Earth and his gal pals glacially meandered
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towards his admirers. Inside, an irate jake furiously barked at
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Zelda May to stop daydreaming and open the door for
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the guest of honor, long before he reached the welcome mat.
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How do mister Brandy and excited Don Dupree powered through
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the crowd to win the race. To determine the old
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man's inaugural conversation, Dupree firmly grasped Bandy's hand in a
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shake which cracked the methuselah of Meat's worn joints. Embarrassed
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Double d frantically apologized to the unoffended baron. Despite his assurance,
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Don replayed the moment in his head over and over,
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removing himself from the camaraderie to self flagellate. Hello, mister Bandy,
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beamed Zelda May. Jake has told me so much about
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can we get you anything? Mister Bandy? The King of
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the castle stifled his wife. He shot her a dirty look.
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As the ancient one declined, Jake pulled Zelde May aside
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and mentioned his distaste for the comment. When Bandy was
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out of earshot. What things was she implying? He had mentioned?
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Did he look suspicious? Just now she was going to
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blow his big shot. Sorry, honey, just don't talk to
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him or look at him. The convoy entered the pure
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white dining room. Effusive scores were given to Zelda May's
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creations before a bite was even taken, including many from
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the treasured newcomer, who sat in the head chair after
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the usual alpha seated his territory for this one night only.
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Convival talk among the boys followed as the women chatted
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about past and future dinner parties, although a rattled Don
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mostly just nodded in agreement, too worried about throwing another
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boneheaded interception. This was their one chance to impress a
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man that could fatten their portfolios. Ducky Perry fantasized about
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his soon to be new best friend handing over the
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deed to one of his tremendous golf courses. Jake took
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every inch to bring up his steakhouse concept. Tired of
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all beef all the time, the gazillionaire never offered much
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response to the proposal. Did this guy even know anything
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about running a restaurant? Further incessant, half baked hypotheticals continued
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to line dance on the geezer's already feeble nerves. The
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brisket was excellent, the corn was phenomenal, and the apple
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pie had been some of the best he had tasted
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in his countless years on this planet. But another round
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of rump kissers had left Bandy exasperated. Zelda may quit
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staring at mister Bandy. Jake reprimanded his adult wife as
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if she was a toddler with a tattling habit. I wasn't,
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She defended herself. Another round of tupperware talk had been
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her limit for the past ten minutes. She had been
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zoned out affixed on nothing in particular. Yes, you was,
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now apologize. It's quite all right, Bandy foolishly said, in
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an agitation that seemed to imply he was more irritated
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by him than her. Sometimes she gets like this, like what,
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Zelda May countered, now more anxious to hear her fictional
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shortcomings than appearing demure. Don't start you started it, folks.
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I think I'm gonna call it a night, the steamed
477
00:31:00.519 --> 00:31:03.200
mogul said, as he gestured for his twins to help
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him up and out. Part of him felt bad for
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00:31:06.039 --> 00:31:09.559
his dogpiled host, but most of him wanted to thank
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00:31:09.599 --> 00:31:12.680
her for giving him an excuse to escape this never
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00:31:12.799 --> 00:31:18.279
ending assault of false praise. Say what you did, Jake blared,
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to a degree that the heart of hearing Bandy heard
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00:31:20.920 --> 00:31:26.039
from a room away Zelda May Honey Floetta's fake accent
484
00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:30.240
permeated with a passive aggressiveness that elicited a cold draft
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down the pariah's spine. I hope you're happy. I almost
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had a third car dealership, Don whined. The grumbling gaggle
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emotionally and wordlessly returned to their vehicles, leaving Zelda May
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alone to face Jake's wrath in addition to Tonight's alleged
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staring gaff. He found nitpicks in the food he scarfed down,
490
00:31:53.880 --> 00:31:58.319
and found flaws with her hair, makeup and chubby cheeks.
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If she kept letting her herself go, that girl he
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saw today after work might just have to move in.
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Jake continued his relentless attack, which would have driven Zelda
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May to tears if she hadn't cried them all out
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over the years. As a compulsion, she started to work
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on the everest of dishes. Of course, the supposed clean
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00:32:18.799 --> 00:32:22.200
freak didn't offer her a modicum of help. At least
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he was talking to her. That was a refreshing change
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00:32:25.119 --> 00:32:28.839
of pace. She began scrubbing the tainted plates in a
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fury as Jake continued his verbal bulrush a sutty mess,
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Zelda May pulled the dishwasher rack out and marched to
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the fridge for some chardonnay, which she elected to down
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straight from the bottle. Jake scoffed at the lush she
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00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:47.400
could be and attempted to pry the bottle loose. Much
505
00:32:47.440 --> 00:32:51.839
bigger his stripsack was overpowering, spiking and staining the kitchen
506
00:32:51.880 --> 00:32:55.640
floor with wet glass. Naturally, this was seen as purely
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Zelda May's error, which resulted in a final flurry of condescension.
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Sick of hearing these judgments, the harried housewife gave her
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husband a shove, her anger, propelling her strength to unprecedented levels.
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The back of Jake's boots skidded over the edge of spillage.
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The hoss tried to compose his balance, which only caused
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him to dance more erratically before he fell over backwards51300:33:20.960 --> 00:33:25.200
in a heap, cracking his neck on the still exposed dishwasher.51400:33:26.279 --> 00:33:29.240
The crunch was louder than the snap of the wishbone51500:33:29.519 --> 00:33:35.880
of her famous Thanksgiving turkey. No choking, no throes, no51600:33:36.039 --> 00:33:44.720
mournful departing apology, instant death, don't go away, weakly spooky,51700:33:44.759 --> 00:33:54.640
will be right back. Stunned, the accidental killer stared back51800:33:54.720 --> 00:33:58.519
at her unintentional victim. The eyes that had been full51900:33:58.559 --> 00:34:03.200
of fire just seconds before were now ghostly white. She52000:34:03.279 --> 00:34:07.279
didn't blame herself. It was a self induced accident, a52100:34:07.319 --> 00:34:12.000
fatal folly caused by his own foolishness. Now single part52200:34:12.000 --> 00:34:14.320
of her felt sad about the loss of her partner,52300:34:15.119 --> 00:34:18.119
but more of her felt relieved that there was finally52400:34:18.159 --> 00:34:22.079
some quiet in here. Now she could tidy this mess52500:34:22.119 --> 00:34:26.159
in piece calm as could be. Zelda May grabbed the52600:34:26.239 --> 00:34:30.159
mop and dust pan and commenced the arduous clean up,52700:34:30.679 --> 00:34:33.599
a chore that was made more difficult by the two52800:34:33.639 --> 00:34:37.199
hundred and fifty pound hindrance that blocked some of the puddle.52900:34:38.119 --> 00:34:44.119
Manslaughter was no excuse for a dirty home. My husband53000:34:44.199 --> 00:34:47.800
is dead, she phoned the cops. As hard as she53100:34:47.880 --> 00:34:52.519
tried to appear hysterical, she was no actress. The death53200:34:52.559 --> 00:34:56.320
of Big Jake Darling sent shockwaves through the local community.53300:34:56.840 --> 00:34:59.840
Although Zelda May figured she would be spending the foreseeable53400:34:59.840 --> 00:35:03.360
thing future playing the part of the sympathetic widow, her53500:35:03.400 --> 00:35:07.239
adopted home quickly made her a female Peter Sellers and53600:35:07.400 --> 00:35:11.760
cast her in many roles, a bloodthirsty harpie, a cold53700:35:11.800 --> 00:35:16.280
blooded Jezebel, and an unscrupulous gold digger who pulled out53800:35:16.320 --> 00:35:20.760
the ultimate gambit to collect Jake's money, which, unbeknownst to them,53900:35:21.400 --> 00:35:24.559
was sealed off by the prenup he convinced her to sign.54000:35:25.400 --> 00:35:29.079
Many claimed they saw this coming years ago. There was54100:35:29.119 --> 00:35:34.639
always something off about that Darling woman, even with forensic experts,54200:35:34.719 --> 00:35:38.679
confirming the death by misadventure theory. The late's buddy won54300:35:38.880 --> 00:35:42.480
Sheriff Zeke Hitchins, decided to treat this as what they54400:35:42.519 --> 00:35:48.239
all knew. It was a heartless murder. That year's Trial54500:35:48.320 --> 00:35:51.760
of the Century followed. Soon everyone with access to a54600:35:51.800 --> 00:35:57.079
newspaper had an opinion on Zelda May Darling. Jake's financial accomplishments,54700:35:57.360 --> 00:36:01.519
subjective platitudes, and status as a local leader were broadcasted54800:36:01.599 --> 00:36:06.480
non stop, with no mention of his tantrums or philandering proclivities.54900:36:07.119 --> 00:36:10.199
On the other side of the token, any assumed character55000:36:10.280 --> 00:36:13.800
defect of Zelda May was taken with a tower of salt.55100:36:14.519 --> 00:36:18.400
Don dupre mentioned the foaming madness he witnessed first hand55200:36:18.440 --> 00:36:21.920
at the dinner party, and wondered aloud how he narrowly55300:36:22.079 --> 00:36:27.079
escaped the massacre. The defendant was powerless and unable to55400:36:27.079 --> 00:36:30.199
bring up the drunken not so nice words Harvey Lerner55500:36:30.239 --> 00:36:33.519
had to say about Jake that a similarly inebriated Lois55600:36:33.719 --> 00:36:38.079
had blurted to her during an avon social Zelda May55700:36:38.320 --> 00:36:42.239
was without any support. Even her own mother had severed ties,55800:36:42.599 --> 00:36:46.440
fearful of what having a cozy relationship with her criminally55900:36:46.480 --> 00:36:50.800
insane daughter would have on her own reputation. I didn't56000:36:50.920 --> 00:36:54.039
raise her that way, you know. Mamma Darling made sure56100:36:54.079 --> 00:36:59.159
to alert everyone in the courthouse. The judgment was swift.56200:36:59.760 --> 00:37:03.599
Zeelda May Darling was going to fry. The poor girl56300:37:03.639 --> 00:37:07.639
had made the mistake of bagging a lofty and influential trophy.56400:37:08.400 --> 00:37:12.039
Twenty million dollars of leverage had been the difference between56500:37:12.039 --> 00:37:17.920
life without parole and the electric chair. The consensus was euphoric.56600:37:18.400 --> 00:37:21.880
Some felt even the most damning conviction was still too56700:37:22.000 --> 00:37:26.039
lenient for that bitch. Too bad they couldn't personally summon56800:37:26.079 --> 00:37:29.159
Satan to drag her to the nether world where she belonged.56900:37:30.079 --> 00:37:34.360
State endorsed killing is a lengthy process. Although scheduled for57000:37:34.440 --> 00:37:38.960
a nineteen seventy two execution, Zelda May's lawyers appealed and57100:37:39.000 --> 00:37:42.400
petitioned as much as they could, much to the chagrin57200:37:42.480 --> 00:37:46.800
of the mob. Years passed. No longer was she a57300:37:46.800 --> 00:37:51.280
bubbly socialite or an angelic homecoming queen. She had grown57400:37:51.440 --> 00:37:55.960
hardened by the prison system. Unkempt hair, a haggard face,57500:37:56.280 --> 00:38:00.159
a perpetual scowl were all that remained. A New Who57600:38:00.239 --> 00:38:03.360
charity believed they had found a loophole to prevent her57700:38:03.440 --> 00:38:06.639
death from being a crispy one, which earned them hatred57800:38:07.079 --> 00:38:13.920
and mockery. It was too late anyway, she wanted to die. Finally,57900:38:14.519 --> 00:38:18.079
on the hottest day of nineteen eighty three, Zelda May58000:38:18.280 --> 00:38:21.840
was ushered to the chamber. Her last meal the previous58100:38:21.960 --> 00:38:27.079
night was two cookies, one more than Jake permitted her58200:38:27.119 --> 00:38:31.280
to have. The condemned was placed in the sparky fairy58300:38:31.480 --> 00:38:35.960
and asked if she had any final words. She had none.58400:38:36.440 --> 00:38:39.239
A guard walked to the lever. He had been a58500:38:39.280 --> 00:38:43.239
mere child during Zelda May's trial. His mother and father58600:38:43.320 --> 00:38:45.840
made her out to be a boogie woman, but there58700:38:45.880 --> 00:38:50.239
was a sadness in her wild eyes, a story only58800:38:50.320 --> 00:38:55.400
she knew. Still, this is what the people of Texas craved.58900:38:56.199 --> 00:38:58.280
If there was a way to move her demise to59000:38:58.320 --> 00:39:01.639
a packed house at the Astrodome, few would protest it.59100:39:02.679 --> 00:39:07.760
The guards swung the switch. Zelda May's pupils bulged and59200:39:07.800 --> 00:39:11.639
her limbs thrashed. The watts coursing through her veins were59300:39:11.679 --> 00:39:15.719
nothing compared to the hatred flowing inside her vengeful brain.59400:39:17.199 --> 00:39:21.840
She outlasted the average survival time by ten agonizing seconds59500:39:21.880 --> 00:39:25.760
out of pure spite. Even when public Enemy number one59600:39:25.800 --> 00:39:29.400
had been reduced to a charred hunk of flesh, the59700:39:29.480 --> 00:39:33.000
overseers were fearful she had even more fight to give.59800:39:34.119 --> 00:39:39.199
She's Hell's problem now, boys, the warden congratulated the elimination59900:39:39.360 --> 00:39:50.239
of the menace. Let's hope they keep her. Hope, you60000:39:50.280 --> 00:39:53.960
bitches are having a good sleigh. Delaney Parker and her60100:39:54.000 --> 00:39:58.679
flamboyant co host Chet screamed their popular trademark greeting before60200:39:58.719 --> 00:40:02.400
they launched into the exposi of their latest vlog. A60300:40:02.440 --> 00:40:07.159
consummate influencer, Delaney insisted on fourteen more takes before she60400:40:07.239 --> 00:40:11.719
was satisfied. Chet and Delaney were the team behind Booze60500:40:11.760 --> 00:40:15.719
and Bludgeonings, a lifestyle brand they had started together four60600:40:15.800 --> 00:40:20.400
years prior while attending UCLA. What started off as an60700:40:20.400 --> 00:40:23.760
online channel devoted to their mutual interest in both true60800:40:23.800 --> 00:40:28.039
crime and alcohol blossomed into a multi level brand that60900:40:28.159 --> 00:40:32.440
included a podcast, t shirts, and of course, their very61000:40:32.480 --> 00:40:36.880
own IPA. The duo was most famous for their broadcasts61100:40:36.920 --> 00:40:40.239
from murder sites. Their most popular episode up to this61200:40:40.360 --> 00:40:43.480
point had been the night they braved the Lizzie Borden inn.61300:40:44.239 --> 00:40:46.679
Although it was a bit intimidating to be on the61400:40:46.719 --> 00:40:50.119
grounds of one of the most infamous slayings ever, neither61500:40:50.199 --> 00:40:53.679
talking had believed in the supernatural. Contrary to what their61600:40:53.679 --> 00:40:58.039
subscribers believed. Chet had added those orbs and moans and61700:40:58.159 --> 00:41:01.679
post right after they filmed their forty minutes worth than bolted.61800:41:02.599 --> 00:41:06.079
Their fans lapped that slop up B and B was61900:41:06.079 --> 00:41:10.840
a polarizing empire. Many felt their content was crass and exploitive,62000:41:11.239 --> 00:41:15.719
not to mention derivative. However, those critics were drowned out62100:41:15.800 --> 00:41:19.800
by their adoring acolytes, who loved to live vicariously through62200:41:19.840 --> 00:41:23.039
the pair's Instagram page just as much as they enjoyed62300:41:23.079 --> 00:41:27.679
the journey into the macabre. Their latest stunt was sure62400:41:27.719 --> 00:41:31.960
to be their biggest hit yet, a live midnight broadcast62500:41:32.000 --> 00:41:37.119
from the grave of Zelda May Darling, a Southern bell62600:41:37.280 --> 00:41:40.440
who rang for the last time in nineteen eighty two.62700:41:41.239 --> 00:41:44.679
In the forty years since Zelda May's death, Tumbleweed had62800:41:44.679 --> 00:41:48.199
grown up to a fair sized city of sixty thousand,62900:41:48.719 --> 00:41:51.559
several miles from the pauper's grave. They had given their63000:41:51.599 --> 00:41:55.920
most notorious former resident. Despite the shame of her now63100:41:56.039 --> 00:41:59.960
dead or senile dammers. The terror of Tumbleweed had been63200:42:00.199 --> 00:42:04.519
given a forgiving retrospective thanks to countless televised re enactments63300:42:04.920 --> 00:42:07.960
which elaborated on the kangaroo court in justice she had63400:42:07.960 --> 00:42:11.920
been forced to endure, as well as revelatory evidence Jake63500:42:12.000 --> 00:42:15.400
Darling may not have been a nice man. A museum63600:42:15.440 --> 00:42:18.079
in her honor now stood not far from the very63700:42:18.159 --> 00:42:22.360
same court house she had been mortally punished. Cheap paperbacks63800:42:22.400 --> 00:42:26.559
inspired by her saga littered bookstores. A street fair sold63900:42:26.639 --> 00:42:29.679
nachos and cotton candy. On the weekend closest to the64000:42:29.719 --> 00:42:35.199
anniversary of the night she lost her innocence. Tourists, mostly64100:42:35.239 --> 00:42:37.920
women who occasionally had half the mind to butcher their64200:42:37.960 --> 00:42:41.039
own dufus husbands, flooded the streets of the town that64300:42:41.119 --> 00:42:45.000
had ostracized her. Zelda May was forced to watch it64400:42:45.079 --> 00:42:51.880
all somewhere, Every cheap trinket, every hollow word of support,64500:42:52.199 --> 00:42:57.320
every dollar made on her trauma, a montage of retribution64600:42:57.480 --> 00:43:02.679
against her, a cosmic decree for an unpremeditated act. No64700:43:02.760 --> 00:43:06.199
longer human, she still felt the pain of her penance64800:43:06.480 --> 00:43:10.960
burn across her changed image. She pleaded for her unseen64900:43:11.000 --> 00:43:15.960
tormentor to stop, which only intensified the noise. Four decades65000:43:16.000 --> 00:43:19.760
of torture had felt like four eons. Where was this65100:43:19.920 --> 00:43:24.280
adulation back in her own day? These parasites worshiping her65200:43:24.480 --> 00:43:27.119
were no better than the cocksuckers who put her away.65300:43:27.760 --> 00:43:31.360
The cycle flipped back to rage as she gnashed and snarled,65400:43:32.000 --> 00:43:37.840
vowing to break free. Halfway across town, two of those65500:43:37.920 --> 00:43:41.679
profiteers had taken up shelter at the lone Star Motel.65600:43:42.679 --> 00:43:46.039
Surveying her outfit for the big show, Delaney was assured65700:43:46.079 --> 00:43:50.199
by her boyfriend that she looked banging as he cradled65800:43:50.199 --> 00:43:55.320
her body, which earned a push. No macho bullshit. Chet65900:43:55.360 --> 00:43:58.719
needed to focus and stay in the caricature they had created.66000:43:59.280 --> 00:44:02.840
It was funnier, and the demographics suggested their male viewership66100:44:02.920 --> 00:44:05.280
might take a hit if they found out she was66200:44:05.320 --> 00:44:08.679
off the market. This was a big night and he66300:44:08.800 --> 00:44:13.760
wasn't going to ruin it. Neither were the haters online. Tonight,66400:44:13.840 --> 00:44:18.639
she was going to break the Internet. Fuck I keep66500:44:18.679 --> 00:44:22.920
losing service. It was now eleven fifty eight and the66600:44:23.000 --> 00:44:27.960
event seemed on thin ice due to spotty reception. Chet66700:44:28.039 --> 00:44:31.719
was getting fed up with Delaney's devinus. The Hicks had66800:44:31.760 --> 00:44:34.599
buried Zelda May so far out in the boonies that66900:44:34.639 --> 00:44:39.199
Delaney feared they wouldn't make it on time. Finally, right67000:44:39.199 --> 00:44:43.719
over top the only recently installed marker, two bars lit up.67100:44:44.400 --> 00:44:48.000
It was gonna happen. Zelda May's reputation had allowed them67200:44:48.000 --> 00:44:53.320
to become innovators. Cemeteries usually frowned on trifling among the graves.67300:44:53.920 --> 00:44:57.599
Delaney learned that the hard way. She took a deep67400:44:57.639 --> 00:45:01.599
breath and visualized the viral hitch she had on her hands.67500:45:02.159 --> 00:45:06.039
The countdown hit zero, the red light went on. The67600:45:06.079 --> 00:45:12.199
marshy ground began to open up. What the fuck Chet67700:45:12.239 --> 00:45:15.559
said in his natural gruff accent, which broke there no67800:45:15.840 --> 00:45:22.039
unbleaped swearing rule, Chet girl, we're live, Delaney sternly reminded67900:45:22.239 --> 00:45:25.119
as she panned the camera, just as her lover was68000:45:25.199 --> 00:45:30.039
forcefully snatched by a bony hand, first by the leg68100:45:30.519 --> 00:45:34.360
and then quickly by the throat. Fuck all of you,68200:45:35.199 --> 00:45:39.320
the revenant hissed as she smashed another man's neck on68300:45:39.440 --> 00:45:42.719
purpose this time. Oh my god, Oh my god, oh68400:45:42.760 --> 00:45:47.280
my god. Delaney took off, half in fear, half in amazement.68500:45:47.840 --> 00:45:50.360
All she had to do was outrun this old bag68600:45:50.400 --> 00:45:54.519
of bones, and she'd have the most watched video of68700:45:54.559 --> 00:45:59.079
all time. Forty years of rust and rod had not slowed.68800:45:59.199 --> 00:46:02.800
Zelda May, the former track star, let her prey have68900:46:02.880 --> 00:46:06.320
a head start, just to give her some false hope,69000:46:06.360 --> 00:46:10.480
and then sicked her the bones of her malformed legs,69100:46:10.519 --> 00:46:13.840
twisting and bending with each stride until she pounced on69200:46:13.920 --> 00:46:17.360
this intruder, pinning her against the side of the vehicle69300:46:17.400 --> 00:46:21.119
they had violated her resting place with. She was a69400:46:21.159 --> 00:46:24.320
pretty girl, roughly the same age she had been the69500:46:24.440 --> 00:46:29.519
night she really died. Zelda May looked at the ghastly69600:46:29.639 --> 00:46:34.239
visage in the rearview window, gasped, and with one violent tug,69700:46:35.400 --> 00:46:40.239
ripped Delaney's face clean off. She needed it more than69800:46:40.280 --> 00:46:45.320
her The triple homicider realized she had crudely applied the69900:46:45.400 --> 00:46:50.800
mask and adjusted it over the exposed rottage, shewing away70000:46:50.840 --> 00:46:55.119
a few worms as well. She was young and beautiful again,70100:46:55.440 --> 00:47:00.679
with a whole town to paint red. Zelda May reset70200:47:00.719 --> 00:47:07.880
her lower body and made her way towards Tumbleweed. The70300:47:07.960 --> 00:47:12.360
audience couldn't believe the sheer tackiness of this spectacle, Booze70400:47:12.360 --> 00:47:17.239
and bludgeonings faking their own deaths, a phony monster, never70500:47:17.400 --> 00:47:21.599
ending footage of dirt. The channel had truly jumped the shark.70600:47:22.519 --> 00:47:26.119
Even their most loyal followers logged off the live stream70700:47:26.159 --> 00:47:29.639
in droves. By the time the battery had ran out,70800:47:30.280 --> 00:47:33.920
the incident was so panned Chet and Delaney never made70900:47:33.920 --> 00:47:52.880
another video or public appearance ever again. The Stop Signed71000:47:52.920 --> 00:48:00.599
Man by Bryce Gibson one for guys that grow up71100:48:00.599 --> 00:48:04.440
around this part of South Carolina. Stealing stop signs is71200:48:04.480 --> 00:48:07.440
a rite of passage, all for the sake of an71300:48:07.480 --> 00:48:10.880
old urban legend. It is something some of us do71400:48:11.039 --> 00:48:14.800
on our seventeenth birthday. If you choose to do it,71500:48:14.880 --> 00:48:21.800
there are three rules to follow. One do it alone. Two,71600:48:22.360 --> 00:48:26.119
don't tell a soul about what you see, and three,71700:48:26.880 --> 00:48:30.559
the most important rule of them all, never get caught.71800:48:31.400 --> 00:48:34.960
If you do, the stop sign Man will make your71900:48:35.039 --> 00:48:41.639
life a living hell. I Stratton Duke failed at number three,72000:48:43.119 --> 00:48:50.719
and the folklore is right, my life sucks. Two. Most72100:48:50.760 --> 00:48:53.880
everybody around here has heard the legend at some time72200:48:54.000 --> 00:48:58.000
or another. If you haven't, you're either too young or72300:48:58.039 --> 00:49:02.159
you've been living under a rock. It goes something like this.72400:49:03.400 --> 00:49:07.599
On the night of your seventeenth birthday, steal a County72500:49:07.639 --> 00:49:11.079
stop sign. Take it out to the old Williamson Barn72600:49:11.800 --> 00:49:16.519
and you will see him for yourself. The first time72700:49:16.559 --> 00:49:19.400
I ever heard the story, I was seven years old.72800:49:19.559 --> 00:49:21.639
I was sitting with Dad at the barber shop on72900:49:21.760 --> 00:49:24.519
Main Street. It was mid afternoon and I had just73000:49:24.559 --> 00:49:27.719
gotten out of school for the day. Halloween was right73100:49:27.719 --> 00:49:31.519
around the corner. Mister Perry, the barber, had the shop73200:49:31.599 --> 00:49:35.320
decorated with paper jack o lanterns, green faced witches, and73300:49:35.440 --> 00:49:39.519
spooky black cats. After telling Dad that he'd heard a73400:49:39.559 --> 00:49:42.639
stop sign had been stolen the night before, the two73500:49:42.639 --> 00:49:44.880
of them discussed the fact that it had been so73600:49:45.079 --> 00:49:48.760
and so's birthday. None of it made sense to me73700:49:49.199 --> 00:49:53.079
at the time. Then mister Perry looked at me and asked,73800:49:53.920 --> 00:49:58.039
do you know about the stop sign man? I told73900:49:58.079 --> 00:50:04.199
him I had no idea. Well, the barber continued, he74000:50:04.280 --> 00:50:08.920
has eyes shaped like octagons. They glow red and twirl74100:50:09.000 --> 00:50:13.239
around and around. After we got home and I was74200:50:13.320 --> 00:50:15.800
lying in bed with the blanket pulled up to my chin,74300:50:16.519 --> 00:50:19.440
I asked Dad if mister Perry was just saying those74400:50:19.480 --> 00:50:23.440
things to scare me with it being Halloween. I figured74500:50:23.480 --> 00:50:27.880
it was possible. It's just an urban legend, Dad said,74600:50:28.400 --> 00:50:31.400
a ghost story. It's something that gets passed down and74700:50:31.480 --> 00:50:36.079
told again and again. After that day, the legend was74800:50:36.280 --> 00:50:39.760
ingrained deep in my mind. Even though I didn't know74900:50:39.880 --> 00:50:43.760
many details. I thought about it often, and it wasn't75000:50:43.880 --> 00:50:47.840
just me who fell under the spell. Soon I realized75100:50:47.880 --> 00:50:51.440
the other kids at school knew about it too. Sometimes75200:50:51.440 --> 00:50:54.440
at recess we'd play a game we called stop the75300:50:54.519 --> 00:50:58.360
Stop Sign Man. One of us would be him and75400:50:58.480 --> 00:51:01.760
the others would be his advert series. We played the75500:51:01.800 --> 00:51:04.679
game on the wobbly roundabout, from which we tried to75600:51:04.760 --> 00:51:08.400
fling the stop sign Man off of Octagons play a75700:51:08.440 --> 00:51:12.239
big part in the weird mythology, from the signs themselves75800:51:12.320 --> 00:51:16.119
to the strange locale. Over the years, I'd seen the75900:51:16.159 --> 00:51:20.880
Williamson Barn many times in passing. I always knew something76000:51:21.039 --> 00:51:24.519
was a little off kilter about the construction, but I76100:51:24.599 --> 00:51:29.239
couldn't pinpoint what the building stands on a stretch of76200:51:29.280 --> 00:51:32.880
overgrown land next to a cow pasture and dense woods.76300:51:33.800 --> 00:51:36.519
Not long after learning about the stop sign Man, I76400:51:36.559 --> 00:51:42.039
realized the truth. The barn has eight sides of equal76500:51:42.119 --> 00:51:47.480
length an octagon. Needless to say, with the knowledge of76600:51:47.519 --> 00:51:51.440
the story, I was terrified to go anywhere near that place.76700:51:52.920 --> 00:51:58.039
Three boy, how things change between the ages of seven76800:51:58.119 --> 00:52:02.199
and sixteen. I became a completely different person. My body76900:52:02.239 --> 00:52:05.679
grew in ways I never imagined over those years. I77000:52:05.760 --> 00:52:09.679
shot up like a weed. Now I'm nearly six feet tall.77100:52:10.199 --> 00:52:13.159
I don't fit in with any particular group at school.77200:52:13.760 --> 00:52:16.000
That's not to say I don't have friends. I do,77300:52:16.599 --> 00:52:19.079
but for the most part I linger on the outside77400:52:19.519 --> 00:52:23.760
looking in. Ten years ago, nobody would have been able77500:52:23.760 --> 00:52:26.960
to drag my skinny ass anywhere near the Williamson Barn.77600:52:27.679 --> 00:52:31.239
And now I'm sitting here offering myself up like it's77700:52:31.320 --> 00:52:35.960
the great sacrifice that will save all of humanity. And77800:52:36.079 --> 00:52:41.119
really it's about a girl. Her name is Alison Weaving,77900:52:41.639 --> 00:52:44.119
new to our part of Crow County at the beginning78000:52:44.119 --> 00:52:47.000
of senior year. From the moment I saw her, with78100:52:47.039 --> 00:52:51.400
her long blonde hair and perfect body, she was everything78200:52:51.440 --> 00:52:54.800
I wanted to put it simply, I would have done78300:52:55.079 --> 00:52:59.119
almost anything to have a chance with her. Unfortunately, what78400:52:59.199 --> 00:53:02.159
Alison wanted was far removed from the likes of me.78500:53:03.159 --> 00:53:07.400
Right off the bat, she became besties with Becca Mansfield. Becca,78600:53:07.960 --> 00:53:11.039
a literal beauty queen, liked to hang out with a78700:53:11.079 --> 00:53:14.159
slightly rougher crowd than the atmosphere me and my friend78800:53:14.159 --> 00:53:18.880
Greg Collins could provide. The group was led by Mark Taylor.78900:53:19.840 --> 00:53:22.800
Every day after school, Mark and his gang liked to79000:53:22.800 --> 00:53:26.960
congregate behind the Big Courthouse on the town square. There79100:53:27.039 --> 00:53:31.880
they smoked stolen cigarettes, drew half asked graffiti on trash cans,79200:53:32.320 --> 00:53:35.320
and dared each other to do stupid shit like flipping79300:53:35.360 --> 00:53:39.360
mid air from a picnic table. One Friday night in79400:53:39.480 --> 00:53:42.400
early fall, I dragged Greg to a party at Mark's79500:53:42.440 --> 00:53:46.840
house because I knew Alison would be there. Mark's parents79600:53:46.840 --> 00:53:49.760
were out of town and the place was slammed. Greg79700:53:49.800 --> 00:53:52.880
and I pushed our way through the crowd. We found79800:53:52.920 --> 00:53:56.119
Allison and Becca sitting on the countertop in the kitchen.79900:53:56.719 --> 00:53:59.159
They were watching Mark and his friends do the latest80000:53:59.280 --> 00:54:02.880
viral challenge, placing a penny on the prongs of a80100:54:02.920 --> 00:54:07.320
halfway plugged in phone charger. As sparks flew, I couldn't80200:54:07.360 --> 00:54:10.800
help but to notice how both Alison and Becca laughed80300:54:10.840 --> 00:54:15.000
at what they were witnessing. At that moment, one thing80400:54:15.079 --> 00:54:19.960
became glaringly clear to me. For Alison Weaving to notice me,80500:54:21.079 --> 00:54:26.880
I needed more of an edge four I'm gonna do it,80600:54:27.159 --> 00:54:31.880
I say, Thursday night. It's on my seventeenth birthday, is80700:54:31.920 --> 00:54:35.480
only three days away. According to the legend, you only80800:54:35.519 --> 00:54:38.760
get one shot. If I don't do it, I might80900:54:38.800 --> 00:54:42.480
regret it later, I add. Greg and I are sitting81000:54:42.559 --> 00:54:44.719
in one of the study rooms at the library, which81100:54:44.760 --> 00:54:47.360
is located in a flat brick building on the square.81200:54:48.280 --> 00:54:51.440
He's on one side of the wide wooden table and81300:54:51.480 --> 00:54:54.480
me on the other. Greg throws a pencil and it81400:54:54.559 --> 00:54:57.280
hits me upside the head. You could have put my81500:54:57.400 --> 00:54:59.960
eye out, I yell out and retrieve the yellow night81600:55:00.039 --> 00:55:03.119
number two from the floor, promptly flinging it back in81700:55:03.199 --> 00:55:07.039
his direction. Greg ducks out of the way. The pencil81800:55:07.079 --> 00:55:09.800
bounces off the cinder block wall behind him and rolls81900:55:09.880 --> 00:55:13.840
underneath the radiator heater. Greg sits up straight and stares82000:55:13.880 --> 00:55:17.000
at me. The stop sign. Man is just a lame82100:55:17.119 --> 00:55:21.480
ghost story. You know that, He says, you need to82200:55:21.519 --> 00:55:22.000
grow up.82300:55:22.039 --> 00:55:23.159
Man.82400:55:23.360 --> 00:55:27.199
We pack up our belongings and walk outside. Greg reaches82500:55:27.239 --> 00:55:29.679
into the front pocket of his book bag and pulls82600:55:29.679 --> 00:55:32.320
out a pack of cigarettes he'd lifted from his older brother.82700:55:33.119 --> 00:55:36.519
Without asking. He hands one to me. I just don't82800:55:36.519 --> 00:55:40.199
want you to get in trouble. He says, Chip Wagner82900:55:40.280 --> 00:55:42.760
is the most recent guy we know of to perform83000:55:42.800 --> 00:55:47.280
the ritual, and that was ten years ago. Chip was83100:55:47.360 --> 00:55:51.199
caught and charged with theft. With the common knowledge of83200:55:51.239 --> 00:55:54.000
the legend, it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure83300:55:54.000 --> 00:55:57.239
out who to bring in for questioning. After all, it83400:55:57.440 --> 00:56:01.519
was Chip's birthday. I placed the cigarette between my lips,83500:56:02.000 --> 00:56:05.599
light the tip with Gregg's lighter, and inhale. The smoke83600:56:05.719 --> 00:56:11.039
makes me cough, and Greg laughs at my lack of experience. Besides,83700:56:11.239 --> 00:56:14.519
if you're that desperate for some action, I'm sure Roxy83800:56:14.679 --> 00:56:17.639
is ready and willing. Just take your ass over to83900:56:17.679 --> 00:56:21.159
the filling station. By the time we were young teenagers,84000:56:21.199 --> 00:56:24.440
we'd already heard the rest of the stop sign man folklore.84100:56:25.280 --> 00:56:28.039
After entering the barn with a sign as an offering,84200:56:28.760 --> 00:56:33.800
a woman appears. People say, she takes your innocence, she84300:56:34.400 --> 00:56:38.199
makes you a man. They say, no, one really knows84400:56:38.239 --> 00:56:42.320
what that means. Though obviously, with what Greg is suggesting84500:56:42.360 --> 00:56:45.639
to me now, his takeaway leans more towards something of84600:56:45.679 --> 00:56:50.519
a sexual nature. The girl he's talking about, Roxy is84700:56:50.599 --> 00:56:52.679
someone who grew up in the boggy land on the84800:56:52.719 --> 00:56:57.119
other side of the railroad tracks. Swamp rats, we call them.84900:56:57.519 --> 00:57:00.679
I glance across the square. The filling station is visible85000:57:00.719 --> 00:57:04.599
from here and I see her. She's sitting on an85100:57:04.639 --> 00:57:07.599
old wooden church pew that's pushed up against the side85200:57:07.599 --> 00:57:12.440
of the store. I groan in disgust. I'm sure she is,85300:57:12.599 --> 00:57:15.199
but I don't want to catch some kind of disease.85400:57:17.119 --> 00:57:20.599
Later that night, after having birthday dinner with my dad,85500:57:20.639 --> 00:57:23.400
I drive all the way out to Layman Road to85600:57:23.440 --> 00:57:27.599
where an intersection sits deep in a long stretch of pines.85700:57:28.679 --> 00:57:31.440
Over the past few days, I've been scoping things out85800:57:31.480 --> 00:57:35.039
and making a plan. Anybody who does this has to85900:57:35.159 --> 00:57:38.199
choose his own sign, and the one I've picked has86000:57:38.239 --> 00:57:42.360
a spray painted X on the back. With a wrench86100:57:42.440 --> 00:57:44.920
from the toolbox on the back of my truck, I86200:57:45.000 --> 00:57:48.239
remove the sign from the metal post. After I have86300:57:48.400 --> 00:57:51.079
the sign taken down, I place it flat on the86400:57:51.119 --> 00:57:54.159
bottom of my truck bed. I drive out to the86500:57:54.159 --> 00:57:57.880
Williamson Land and pull off the road, parking in a secluded,86600:57:58.199 --> 00:58:02.079
unused red dirt driveway located on the far side of86700:58:02.119 --> 00:58:06.239
the barn. Admittedly, the exterior of the barn is creepy,86800:58:06.280 --> 00:58:10.119
as all get out, even at seventeen years old. Briefly,86900:58:10.159 --> 00:58:13.480
I'm taken back to several years earlier when I thought87000:58:13.480 --> 00:58:17.119
the stop Sign Man might be real. Just as quick87100:58:17.159 --> 00:58:19.599
as those stories begin to resurface in the back of87200:58:19.639 --> 00:58:23.599
my mind, I push all the nonsense away and focus87300:58:23.679 --> 00:58:28.039
on the present. Here's the kicker about all of this. Tonight,87400:58:28.559 --> 00:58:31.679
I'm going to one up Mark Taylor. My visit to87500:58:31.719 --> 00:58:35.000
the stop Sign Man is going to be recorded. If87600:58:35.000 --> 00:58:37.360
the girl's got a kick out of Mark's penny trick,87700:58:37.800 --> 00:58:40.599
Allison is going to flip the f out when she87800:58:40.719 --> 00:58:44.440
sees this. With the stop sign held under one arm87900:58:44.480 --> 00:58:47.360
and my phone in the other hand, I walk toward88000:58:47.400 --> 00:58:51.800
my destination. For dramatic effect, I hold the phone at88100:58:51.800 --> 00:58:55.480
a low angle, recording the tall weeds that slap and88200:58:55.599 --> 00:58:59.960
brush against my jenes. Once there, I lift the wooden88300:59:00.119 --> 00:59:02.679
latch and push the door open with the toe of88400:59:02.719 --> 00:59:07.840
my boot. The rusty hinges creak in the still dark night.88500:59:09.199 --> 00:59:12.559
The door makes a soft slap against the interior wall.88600:59:13.400 --> 00:59:19.079
Finally I step inside. Narrow slants of moonlight come through88700:59:19.079 --> 00:59:23.119
the gaps between the boards of the wall. The smell88800:59:23.199 --> 00:59:27.360
of old straw hangs heavy in the air. Not knowing88900:59:27.400 --> 00:59:30.880
what else to do, what step I'm supposed to take next,89000:59:31.440 --> 00:59:34.239
I toss the sign onto a loose scattering of hay89100:59:34.880 --> 00:59:40.519
and uh, nothing happens. I'm about to leave when the89200:59:40.519 --> 00:59:43.199
wall on the far side of the barn begins to shake,89300:59:43.719 --> 00:59:46.679
like a set of shutters in a thunderstorm. As the89400:59:46.679 --> 00:59:50.920
boards clatter, a shower of thick dust falls from the rafters,89500:59:51.119 --> 00:59:55.559
making me cough and sneeze. Finally, the wall literally folds89600:59:55.599 --> 00:59:58.440
in on itself and I'm able to see what is89700:59:58.480 --> 01:00:04.639
on the other side, a wet, boggy swamp. This can't89801:00:04.679 --> 01:00:09.480
be real. I think this has to be a prank. Gregg,89901:00:10.199 --> 01:00:12.840
I call out, I don't know how you're doing this,90001:00:13.039 --> 01:00:16.639
but you need to cut it out. I imagine him90101:00:16.679 --> 01:00:20.280
around the corner or high above in the hayloft, looking90201:00:20.320 --> 01:00:25.840
down on me, watching and laughing. Movement within the wetland90301:00:25.880 --> 01:00:31.440
catches my attention and I look. A girl is standing90401:00:31.480 --> 01:00:34.960
on the end of a moss covered wooden dock. She's90501:00:35.039 --> 01:00:38.679
wearing a white tank top that's way too small and90601:00:38.719 --> 01:00:42.800
a pair of jean shorts that fit tight over her thighs.90701:00:43.280 --> 01:00:47.079
Roxy A moment later, I'm standing on the dock in90801:00:47.119 --> 01:00:50.039
front of her. I have no idea how I got here.90901:00:50.719 --> 01:00:52.800
I look down and see the bottom half of my91001:00:52.920 --> 01:00:57.880
jeans are covered in thick, dark colored muck. Obviously I91101:00:57.960 --> 01:01:01.320
walked through the water, but I don't remember any of it.91201:01:01.880 --> 01:01:06.239
I wonder if I'm hallucinating Gregg. I call out again,91301:01:07.119 --> 01:01:13.880
enough is enough, Joke's over. Roxy speaks, there's nobody here91401:01:13.920 --> 01:01:20.360
but us. Her voice is soft and strangely seductive. At first,91501:01:20.400 --> 01:01:23.599
I think she's talking about me and her, but then91601:01:23.639 --> 01:01:27.280
I notice her eyes look over my shoulder. I turn91701:01:27.400 --> 01:01:31.079
to look. A shadowy figure is standing in the barn.91801:01:31.679 --> 01:01:35.039
I can't make out any particular features, but I can91901:01:35.079 --> 01:01:38.440
tell it's a guy with a body built like an athlete.92001:01:39.119 --> 01:01:43.039
The tips of Roxy's fingers brush against my neck. The92101:01:43.159 --> 01:01:47.239
length of her nails causes my skin to crawl for92201:01:47.320 --> 01:01:50.920
some reason. When I turn back around, I'm looking at92301:01:50.920 --> 01:01:55.920
her exposed midriff, a cubic zarconia, belly button piercing catches92401:01:55.960 --> 01:02:00.480
a sparkle of light. Logically, I know I should run far,92501:02:00.800 --> 01:02:05.440
far away. But there's something else deep inside of myself,92601:02:06.360 --> 01:02:10.519
a pull that makes me stay. It draws my body92701:02:10.559 --> 01:02:15.920
closer to hers. She slides her fingertips against my lips.92801:02:18.000 --> 01:02:22.880
It is done, she says, you are a man.92901:02:24.639 --> 01:02:24.960
Five.93001:02:26.079 --> 01:02:28.719
I wake up the next morning, still wearing the clothes93101:02:28.760 --> 01:02:32.159
I had on the night before. The inside of my93201:02:32.239 --> 01:02:34.920
mouth feels like I've been chewing on a sheet of93301:02:34.920 --> 01:02:38.639
coarse sand paper. My head pounds, and when I sit up,93401:02:39.000 --> 01:02:41.840
I feel dizzy. Sitting on the edge of the bed,93501:02:41.880 --> 01:02:44.960
it takes me a moment to gain my composure. I93601:02:45.000 --> 01:02:47.400
stumble into the bathroom to take a leak and brush93701:02:47.480 --> 01:02:51.239
my nasty ass teeth. That's when I noticed the crumbly,93801:02:52.079 --> 01:02:58.239
crusty MUDs smeared across my shirt and jeans. Dry leaves93901:02:58.280 --> 01:03:01.679
are stuck in my messy hair. I look like crap.94001:03:02.559 --> 01:03:07.800
My eyes are bloodshot below them dark bags. My skin94101:03:07.880 --> 01:03:11.719
has a washed out, sallow look. To someone else, I94201:03:11.800 --> 01:03:14.119
might look like I've been on an all night bender.94301:03:15.239 --> 01:03:18.239
After looking for my phone, which is nowhere to be found,94401:03:18.559 --> 01:03:21.199
I change clothes and then go into the kitchen for94501:03:21.239 --> 01:03:25.880
a glass of water. Dad's sister, Rita is here. Aunt94601:03:26.000 --> 01:03:30.519
Rita lives next door and comes and goes as she pleases. Currently,94701:03:30.599 --> 01:03:34.360
she's sitting at the kitchen table talking on her phone.94801:03:34.400 --> 01:03:38.159
She acknowledges me with a brief smile. I pull a94901:03:38.239 --> 01:03:40.679
glass from the cabinet and fill it with tap water.95001:03:42.000 --> 01:03:44.719
This is just like nineteen ninety six all over again,95101:03:45.559 --> 01:03:48.400
aunt Rita says to whomever it is she's talking to.95201:03:49.440 --> 01:03:52.079
I'm clueless to the reference, but I can tell by95301:03:52.079 --> 01:03:55.360
the sound of her voice that she's upset. Did you95401:03:55.400 --> 01:03:59.400
hear about that girl, aunt Rita asks. Now, her voice95501:03:59.400 --> 01:04:03.840
has a different the one in your class. It takes95601:04:03.880 --> 01:04:07.679
me a second to realize she's talking to me. I95701:04:07.760 --> 01:04:12.360
pinch my eyes in confusion and shake my head. Alison Weaving,95801:04:12.679 --> 01:04:17.239
She explains, she had a crash last night. She died.95901:04:18.480 --> 01:04:21.559
My heart slams against my rib cage. The glass of96001:04:21.599 --> 01:04:25.119
water nearly slips from my grip, but instead I slam96101:04:25.159 --> 01:04:29.599
it onto the countertop. What do you mean another car96201:04:29.719 --> 01:04:33.840
t boned hers. They say she died on impact. I96301:04:33.880 --> 01:04:37.239
feel so terrible for that girl's parents. The loss they96401:04:37.280 --> 01:04:41.239
must be going through is impossible to fathom. This can't96501:04:41.280 --> 01:04:45.599
be happening. I think the room is twirling around me.96601:04:45.880 --> 01:04:50.559
I need to sit down, aunt Rita continues. They say96701:04:50.599 --> 01:04:53.880
the stop sign was gone. The driver of the other96801:04:53.960 --> 01:04:57.920
car didn't even know they should stop. What I'm hearing96901:04:58.000 --> 01:05:00.800
can't be true. It all it makes me feel like97001:05:00.880 --> 01:05:04.400
I could puke. Finally, I fall into the seat of97101:05:04.440 --> 01:05:09.400
the chair opposite Aunt Rita. Where where did it happen?97201:05:09.719 --> 01:05:13.840
What road was it on? Her answer solidifies the thoughts97301:05:14.000 --> 01:05:20.000
churning through my head way out on Layman. Later that day,97401:05:20.159 --> 01:05:23.760
English class is interrupted by the secretary from the Principal's office.97501:05:24.320 --> 01:05:27.159
After tapping on the door, Missus Brown leans her head97601:05:27.159 --> 01:05:31.559
in and calls my name. I stand from my desk97701:05:31.639 --> 01:05:36.039
and feel the entire room watching me. Missus Brown escorts97801:05:36.079 --> 01:05:39.559
me down the hall. It's the middle of fourth period.97901:05:40.039 --> 01:05:43.519
All the other students are in class. It's just me98001:05:43.679 --> 01:05:47.519
and her. The heels of her shoes clamp on the tiles.98101:05:48.239 --> 01:05:51.599
The sound is loud and echoes in the long, narrow space.98201:05:53.000 --> 01:05:56.360
Missus Brown opens the door to the office and I98301:05:56.519 --> 01:06:00.360
notice right away that two uniformed police officers are standing98401:06:00.440 --> 01:06:04.639
next to the Principal's desk. And Dad is here too.98501:06:04.800 --> 01:06:09.079
I can tell he's pissed. Stratton Duke. One of the98601:06:09.119 --> 01:06:12.559
officers steps forward. There's something we'd like to talk to98701:06:12.559 --> 01:06:19.360
you about. You turned seventeen last night, right more scarce98801:06:19.480 --> 01:06:31.079
to come after these quick messages. Six, I'm sitting in98901:06:31.119 --> 01:06:34.400
the back seat of the officer's car. The old Williamson99001:06:34.480 --> 01:06:37.760
barn looks even creepier than it did the night before.99101:06:38.800 --> 01:06:42.360
Now the mystical ambience of the setting is long gone.99201:06:42.920 --> 01:06:47.559
It seems real. It is real, I remind myself, and99301:06:47.599 --> 01:06:51.599
the reality of all this terrifies me. The repercussions of99401:06:51.639 --> 01:06:56.119
my actions are gut wrenching. It wasn't supposed to be99501:06:56.320 --> 01:07:00.079
like this. I say, it's just a silly urban lef le.99601:07:01.400 --> 01:07:03.159
We get out of the car and I lead the99701:07:03.199 --> 01:07:07.760
officers inside. Dad follows us, but he remains quiet the99801:07:07.800 --> 01:07:12.880
whole time. He stands with his arms crossed, watching. And99901:07:12.960 --> 01:07:15.519
you say, you drop the sign, and that wall there.100001:07:16.199 --> 01:07:20.079
The officer nods across the space. You say it opened up.100101:07:20.639 --> 01:07:22.960
I can tell by the look on his face that100201:07:23.039 --> 01:07:26.840
he doesn't believe a word I've said. Look, I know100301:07:26.920 --> 01:07:31.440
it sounds crazy, but yeah, that's exactly what happened. And100401:07:31.559 --> 01:07:36.039
this girl, roxy you call her, she took your innocence.100501:07:36.800 --> 01:07:40.280
I notice a smirk on the second officer's face. Yes,100601:07:40.880 --> 01:07:45.960
I say, it's not anything raunchy, well, not like sex100701:07:46.079 --> 01:07:49.239
or I don't think so anyway. Look, I'm not sure100801:07:49.280 --> 01:07:53.400
what happened, but I'm telling the truth. The second officer100901:07:53.480 --> 01:07:56.840
walks across and pulls open a wide door, revealing a101001:07:56.880 --> 01:08:01.400
second room. This one is full of stop signs. From101101:08:01.480 --> 01:08:05.760
floor to ceiling is a menagerie of red octagons. Some101201:08:05.840 --> 01:08:08.199
of them are lying on the floor while others are101301:08:08.280 --> 01:08:11.840
nailed to the walls and the support beams. With both101401:08:11.920 --> 01:08:15.719
doors open, wind barrels through the space, the hanging signs101501:08:15.760 --> 01:08:20.359
swing and clatter against each other. Look, kid, what you're101601:08:20.399 --> 01:08:23.439
telling us. All that mess about the stop sign man101701:08:23.520 --> 01:08:27.279
is nothing new. I've heard it all before. Don't forget.101801:08:27.319 --> 01:08:30.720
I grew up in these parts. I've heard the stories. Hell,101901:08:31.039 --> 01:08:32.720
when I was your age, I was tempted to do102001:08:32.760 --> 01:08:38.319
it myself. But the thing is I didn't. What we're102101:08:38.359 --> 01:08:42.000
dealing with now is something else altogether. The other man102201:08:42.039 --> 01:08:45.840
speaks up. A girl is dead because of what you did.102301:08:46.960 --> 01:08:49.039
I ride home in the back of the cop car102401:08:49.640 --> 01:08:52.800
after being issued a citation for theft. I stand on102501:08:52.840 --> 01:08:55.600
the porch and watch the cruiser pull out of the driveway.102601:08:56.520 --> 01:08:59.399
The horrifying truth of the matter hangs over my head.102701:09:00.520 --> 01:09:04.920
I could be charged with involuntary manslaughter. After telling me102801:09:05.000 --> 01:09:07.920
I'm grounded for the rest of my life. Dad heads102901:09:07.960 --> 01:09:10.960
back to his job. He's working a double and can't103001:09:10.960 --> 01:09:14.000
get out of it. While he's gone, I decide to103101:09:14.000 --> 01:09:16.479
sneak out and make a quick visit to Greg's house.103201:09:17.399 --> 01:09:19.840
I pull into Greg's yard and spot him sitting on103301:09:19.880 --> 01:09:23.640
the porch swing drinking one of his dad's cheap beers.103401:09:24.319 --> 01:09:28.640
I've been worried sick about you, he says, what's going on.103501:09:29.840 --> 01:09:32.239
I'm sure the gossip of me leaving with the police103601:09:32.279 --> 01:09:35.279
spread like wildfire through the school, and I can only103701:09:35.319 --> 01:09:39.279
imagine the assumptions people have already made. Greg offers me103801:09:39.319 --> 01:09:42.359
a beer, but I decline. I take a seat on103901:09:42.399 --> 01:09:48.159
the steps and tell him everything. Seven they say. If104001:09:48.199 --> 01:09:52.079
you get caught, the stop sign man will come after you.104101:09:52.079 --> 01:09:55.479
You can't sleep because he invades your dreams, and staying104201:09:55.560 --> 01:09:59.680
awake doesn't help either. He constantly stalks every corner of104301:09:59.720 --> 01:10:04.359
your mind, turning every peaceful thought into a nightmare. Even104401:10:04.399 --> 01:10:07.000
when I was talking to Greg, my attention was broken104501:10:07.039 --> 01:10:11.880
by the shape of the porch tiles octagons. Greg didn't104601:10:11.880 --> 01:10:15.479
believe my story. In fact, he suggested I seek mental104701:10:15.479 --> 01:10:19.199
help The knowledge that my best friend no longer has104801:10:19.239 --> 01:10:24.520
my back hurts me deep inside. After leaving Greg's house,104901:10:25.199 --> 01:10:29.640
I have an idea my phone. I recorded everything the105001:10:29.720 --> 01:10:32.600
night before. I wasn't able to find the phone in105101:10:32.640 --> 01:10:35.039
my room this morning, and I hadn't seen it in105201:10:35.039 --> 01:10:38.720
the barn this afternoon. There's one person I can think105301:10:38.760 --> 01:10:42.800
of who might have an answer. Finding the phone won't105401:10:42.880 --> 01:10:46.199
change what I did, but it will give proof that105501:10:46.239 --> 01:10:50.319
I'm not crazy. Instead of going home, I make a105601:10:50.359 --> 01:10:54.079
stop at the filling station where I spot Roxy today.105701:10:54.199 --> 01:10:57.640
She's leaning against the wall by the bathrooms. I get105801:10:57.680 --> 01:11:00.600
out of my truck and charge across the parking, not105901:11:00.840 --> 01:11:04.279
stopping until I'm standing directly in front of her. Her106001:11:04.319 --> 01:11:07.279
hair is damp from a recent shower. I can smell106101:11:07.319 --> 01:11:10.840
the flowery scent of shampoo other than the wet hair.106201:11:10.960 --> 01:11:15.119
She looks exactly like she did last night. Where's my phone?106301:11:15.760 --> 01:11:19.359
I cut right to the chase. Roxy laughs and stands106401:11:19.439 --> 01:11:23.520
up straight. I don't have your phone, Stratton. My name106501:11:23.560 --> 01:11:28.359
on her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard. Oh yeah, well,106601:11:28.359 --> 01:11:31.119
where is it? Then? I just happen to lose it?106701:11:31.239 --> 01:11:31.960
Huh.106801:11:32.119 --> 01:11:35.720
I throw up my hands that would be really convenient,106901:11:35.800 --> 01:11:40.479
wouldn't it. Roxy reaches out and grabs my forearm. The107001:11:40.560 --> 01:11:43.319
sleeve of her shirt rides up and I notice a107101:11:43.359 --> 01:11:46.560
sketchy red tattoo spread across the underside of her wrist.107201:11:47.399 --> 01:11:50.920
The artwork is badly done. It's like something someone would107301:11:50.920 --> 01:11:54.960
get in prison, but the symbol is clear enough a107401:11:54.960 --> 01:11:58.960
stop sign. Let go of me. I jerk my arm away.107501:12:00.159 --> 01:12:04.520
What you did take someone of a certain character, she says.107601:12:05.399 --> 01:12:08.319
Why did you do it anyway? Was it to prove107701:12:08.359 --> 01:12:12.079
a point or to show that you're It was because107801:12:12.119 --> 01:12:17.039
of a girl. My voice cracks. Roxy laughs again. This107901:12:17.199 --> 01:12:20.119
time it sounds like a cackle coming from an old witch.108001:12:21.199 --> 01:12:23.560
You came to the barn with one goal in mind,108101:12:23.920 --> 01:12:27.960
and you got it. That girl was standing in your way.108201:12:28.680 --> 01:12:32.159
She would have held you back. I realize now that108301:12:32.239 --> 01:12:36.840
Allison's death wasn't just an accident caused by what I'd done.108401:12:38.199 --> 01:12:42.560
She was payment. I'm not sure what for, but I108501:12:42.640 --> 01:12:47.760
know it's something I don't want. That's messed up. I say.108601:12:48.119 --> 01:12:50.239
If I would have known there was a price, I108701:12:50.239 --> 01:12:54.159
would have never You're part of it now, Honey. From108801:12:54.159 --> 01:12:57.800
here on, it's between you and him. You have to108901:12:57.840 --> 01:13:02.600
finish what you started by him. I know she means109001:13:04.279 --> 01:13:07.720
the stop sign man. If facing him is what I109101:13:07.800 --> 01:13:12.920
have to do, so be it fine. My breath is109201:13:12.960 --> 01:13:16.680
coming and going out of my lungs in deep rhythmic puffs.109301:13:17.119 --> 01:13:22.319
I'll do it. Eight. The first rule in the legend109401:13:22.319 --> 01:13:24.119
of the stop Sign Man is that you have to109501:13:24.159 --> 01:13:27.840
go alone. I look at it like this. If I109601:13:27.880 --> 01:13:30.720
got myself into this mess, I'm the only one who109701:13:30.720 --> 01:13:34.760
can get myself out. I'm still not sure how or why,109801:13:35.640 --> 01:13:39.359
but the octagon shape is significant. I think I can109901:13:39.439 --> 01:13:43.039
use that bit of folklore against him. When I get home,110001:13:43.079 --> 01:13:45.479
I go into my closet and find an old workbook110101:13:45.520 --> 01:13:48.199
from when I was a kid. One of the multiple110201:13:48.279 --> 01:13:51.279
choice questions was to select an octagon from a group110301:13:51.319 --> 01:13:56.199
of shapes. I'd picked one, but it was wrong next110401:13:56.199 --> 01:13:59.640
to a red ex. The teacher wrote, an octagon must110501:13:59.680 --> 01:14:04.359
have eight eat equal sides. Then I go into the garage,110601:14:04.359 --> 01:14:08.520
where I find the hatchet Dad uses to chop firewood. Later,110701:14:08.640 --> 01:14:13.399
I park in front of the Williamson Barn. I go inside.110801:14:13.439 --> 01:14:16.319
Not long after entering, I hear movement in the hayloft110901:14:16.319 --> 01:14:19.520
above me. I turn to face the wooden steps that111001:14:19.600 --> 01:14:23.239
lead upward, and I wait for the stop sign man111101:14:23.279 --> 01:14:29.239
to appear. Finally he does. The steps creak under his weight.111201:14:29.720 --> 01:14:32.960
His thin legs are bare. The skin on his feet111301:14:33.039 --> 01:14:38.520
is thick, calloused, and cracked. The toes are gnarled and bent,111401:14:38.720 --> 01:14:42.119
like the knots on an ancient tree stump. He's wearing111501:14:42.159 --> 01:14:46.000
a pair of white boxers. It's obvious he's built from111601:14:46.119 --> 01:14:52.000
pieces of different men. His torso is defined with muscle,111701:14:52.399 --> 01:14:56.760
despite the fifties era greaser haircut. His face is wrinkled111801:14:57.039 --> 01:15:01.119
and spotted with age. The story mister Perry told me111901:15:01.239 --> 01:15:06.960
ten years ago is true. His eyes are spinning red octagons.112001:15:07.720 --> 01:15:13.319
Who what are you? I ask? When he speaks, his112101:15:13.479 --> 01:15:16.920
voice has an eerie timber of a teenager and a112201:15:17.000 --> 01:15:19.119
ninety year old speaking at the same time.112301:15:19.800 --> 01:15:24.560
We're an organization that stretches all across the southeast, from112401:15:24.680 --> 01:15:29.560
Virginia to Texas and everywhere in between. Right here in112501:15:29.600 --> 01:15:34.119
South Carolina. It just happens to be the epicenter a112601:15:34.199 --> 01:15:40.000
secret society some might call it, or a cult or112701:15:40.800 --> 01:15:43.560
In a flash, he's standing in front of me. I112801:15:43.560 --> 01:15:48.039
can feel his breath against my face. So are you112901:15:49.239 --> 01:15:53.520
the president? Of the whole thing, I ask. He scoffs113001:15:53.520 --> 01:15:56.760
at my question of this particular chapter.113101:15:57.800 --> 01:16:01.239
Yes, the idea that there are like him makes my113201:16:01.319 --> 01:16:01.840
head spin.113301:16:02.880 --> 01:16:09.600
Everywhere all over there are boys, young men, looking for113401:16:09.720 --> 01:16:12.920
ways to achieve their wildest dreams.113501:16:13.800 --> 01:16:18.640
But this is not about them. This is about us.113601:16:20.359 --> 01:16:21.359
Let me show you.113701:16:22.199 --> 01:16:25.680
He grabs hold of my arm. His grip is strong.113801:16:26.039 --> 01:16:29.079
The palm of his hand feels like hot asphalt against113901:16:29.119 --> 01:16:29.960
my flesh.114001:16:30.680 --> 01:16:37.000
Look deep into my eyes, really really deep.114101:16:37.640 --> 01:16:41.239
I don't want to, but I'm transfixed. I stare into114201:16:41.279 --> 01:16:45.680
his face and her eyes lock. His octagon shaped eyes114301:16:45.760 --> 01:16:48.960
light up in a traffic light glow of green, and114401:16:49.039 --> 01:16:52.159
I fall into them.114501:16:52.199 --> 01:16:59.359
Go, he says, go, go.114601:16:58.000 --> 01:17:03.680
Go, and I do. I let myself go. It's as114701:17:03.720 --> 01:17:06.399
if the interior of the barn melts away from us.114801:17:07.359 --> 01:17:10.560
In my mind, I'm speeding through space and time, through114901:17:10.600 --> 01:17:13.520
the years of my life that haven't happened yet. I115001:17:13.560 --> 01:17:17.600
see myself with what seems like everything a man could want.115101:17:18.399 --> 01:17:23.560
It's different for everybody, he says. What you imagine won't115201:17:23.560 --> 01:17:25.239
be the same for the next.115301:17:25.920 --> 01:17:28.119
In the vision, it all goes on and on.115401:17:29.560 --> 01:17:34.680
There's no stopping us, he says, you see the potential.115501:17:35.800 --> 01:17:40.319
You see what you can be, the things you can do.115601:17:41.840 --> 01:17:47.119
An octagon symbolizes a rite of passage. Eight is a115701:17:47.239 --> 01:17:52.159
number of transcendence. I recognize the truth. All of what115801:17:52.239 --> 01:17:56.760
he's showing me only looks good on the surface. None115901:17:56.800 --> 01:18:01.600
of it is worth the price he tricked me into paying. Somehow,116001:18:01.640 --> 01:18:06.680
my thoughts break the spell. You weren't tricked, he snaps.116101:18:06.960 --> 01:18:10.359
You wanted to steal that sign. It was your idea.116201:18:10.920 --> 01:18:13.680
You wanted to prove you were a man.116301:18:14.520 --> 01:18:18.199
I shake my head. No, not like this, I didn't.116401:18:19.000 --> 01:18:21.640
I think about the page from my grade school workbook116501:18:21.840 --> 01:18:24.119
and all the various shapes that were drawn on it.116601:18:25.119 --> 01:18:27.399
Do you know what the opposite of an octagon is?116701:18:28.520 --> 01:18:32.479
A surprised look spreads across his face. His eyes fade116801:18:32.520 --> 01:18:36.640
to yellow, and then the red they were before. Stop,116901:18:36.960 --> 01:18:42.600
he demands, I answer my own question. It's a concave polygon.117001:18:43.399 --> 01:18:45.840
I pull the hatchet from the waistband at the back117101:18:45.880 --> 01:18:48.840
of my jeans. It means one of the sides is117201:18:48.880 --> 01:18:52.119
angled inward at the sight of the weapon. The man's117301:18:52.159 --> 01:18:56.960
mouth drops open impossibly wide. I notice his teeth for117401:18:57.000 --> 01:19:01.840
the first time. They're the yellow of I swing the117501:19:01.920 --> 01:19:05.319
axe against the wall. The first blow only cracks the wood,117601:19:05.880 --> 01:19:09.239
but it's enough to cause the stop sign man to pause.117701:19:09.840 --> 01:19:13.239
He cries out in pain, clutching his side with both hands,117801:19:13.479 --> 01:19:16.840
his body bends. I swing the axe again, harder. This117901:19:16.960 --> 01:19:21.640
time the wood splinters. The stop sign man hollers. This118001:19:21.760 --> 01:19:24.520
time his voice is so loud it cuts deep into118101:19:24.560 --> 01:19:30.560
my essence. Dark blood gushes through the gaps between his fingers. Stop,118201:19:31.159 --> 01:19:35.600
he yells, jerking his disproportioned body back and forth, moving118301:19:35.680 --> 01:19:38.680
toward me. With the hand not holding his side, he118401:19:38.800 --> 01:19:42.600
reaches toward me. Put the axe down, you little shit.118501:19:42.960 --> 01:19:43.479
I don't.118601:19:43.880 --> 01:19:47.399
I swing a third time, harder now the sharp end118701:19:47.439 --> 01:19:50.439
of the blade crashes through, and I jerk it free.118801:19:50.840 --> 01:19:55.239
The broken slats are jagged and sharp. My nemesis body118901:19:55.319 --> 01:19:58.680
folds over on itself, like the snap of a mouse trap,119001:19:59.000 --> 01:20:03.520
and as his bone crack, it sounds like that too.119101:20:03.880 --> 01:20:06.800
The vocals of his agony pour from his throat in119201:20:06.880 --> 01:20:11.840
a torrent of pain. Still, he reaches for me. He's119301:20:11.880 --> 01:20:15.359
not giving up. I'm on the other side of the space,119401:20:15.640 --> 01:20:18.600
And just as he returns to his unsteady feet, I119501:20:18.720 --> 01:20:22.399
swing the axe through this section of lumber his body119601:20:22.439 --> 01:20:26.800
slams over. This time a deep fissure cuts into his abdomen,119701:20:27.079 --> 01:20:31.359
pulling his upper half horizontal to the floor. Now I'm119801:20:31.399 --> 01:20:34.600
sure what I have to do to finish this once119901:20:34.680 --> 01:20:38.039
and for all. Each of the next five walls are120001:20:38.079 --> 01:20:41.039
met with the blade, and each time my ears are120101:20:41.079 --> 01:20:44.079
assaulted with the agony of the stop sign man being120201:20:44.119 --> 01:20:48.920
reduced to a broken and splintered pile of nothing. On120301:20:49.000 --> 01:20:52.439
the eighth wall, I chop the blade through the boards120401:20:52.760 --> 01:20:55.600
and then twist the handle so the axe had catches120501:20:55.640 --> 01:21:00.000
on the other side. Then I pull with all my mind.120601:21:00.560 --> 01:21:04.720
The wall splinters inward, and the screams are finally silenced120701:21:05.479 --> 01:21:10.439
as the stop sign Man's head splits in two. I120801:21:10.560 --> 01:21:14.439
stand for a moment, catching my breath, when the entirety120901:21:14.479 --> 01:21:22.720
of the barn begins to rattle around me. Nine on121001:21:22.760 --> 01:21:25.520
my eighteenth birthday, I go out to the intersection on121101:21:25.600 --> 01:21:29.560
Leyman Road. Now a wooden cross stands by the road,121201:21:30.479 --> 01:21:35.399
marking the spot where Allison died on that night the121301:21:35.520 --> 01:21:39.199
year before. After I brought down the barn and destroyed121401:21:39.199 --> 01:21:42.840
the stop sign man, I drove out here and reattached121501:21:42.880 --> 01:21:46.560
the sign to the post. I was taken into custody121601:21:46.600 --> 01:21:51.600
for destruction of property. Thankfully, Dad bailed me out. He121701:21:51.680 --> 01:21:53.960
told me it was the one and only time he'd121801:21:54.000 --> 01:21:59.159
ever do it. My actions didn't bring Alison back, and121901:21:59.279 --> 01:22:02.600
my phone was never found, But the evidence from a122001:22:02.640 --> 01:22:05.920
nearby game camera and the analysis of the skid marks122101:22:05.920 --> 01:22:10.560
at the intersection revealed the truth. The fatal wreck wasn't122201:22:10.600 --> 01:22:14.039
because of the missing sign. The car that hit Allison122301:22:14.680 --> 01:22:18.960
was coming from the opposite direction. It's been one year122401:22:19.039 --> 01:22:23.800
since all of that happened. One plus eight is nine.122501:22:23.960 --> 01:22:26.760
Recently I learned that one of the meanings behind the122601:22:26.880 --> 01:22:32.520
number is wisdom. After dropping a single flower next to122701:22:32.560 --> 01:22:46.000
the wooden cross, I drive away the end The Devil122801:22:46.239 --> 01:22:51.199
Reaps the Harvest by John Oakdalton. The laboratory at the122901:22:51.319 --> 01:22:53.399
end of the dead end road had been closed for123001:22:53.439 --> 01:22:56.520
so long now that people had forgotten all about it,123101:22:57.159 --> 01:23:00.199
or tried to forget about it, And now everybody he123201:23:00.279 --> 01:23:03.800
said it was an abandoned factory. It was there that123301:23:03.840 --> 01:23:06.079
Peter O'Day was supposed to meet a guy who had123401:23:06.119 --> 01:23:09.199
a couple of kidneys and a beer cooler. So Peter123501:23:09.439 --> 01:23:12.399
parked in a weed choked employee lot and walked about123601:23:12.399 --> 01:23:15.039
a quarter a mile into the woods where the old123701:23:15.119 --> 01:23:20.760
laboratory sat. There, he was meeting Octavius. Octavia sounded like123801:23:20.800 --> 01:23:24.520
a mad scientist's name, and as it happened, Octavius kind123901:23:24.520 --> 01:23:27.439
of was a mad scientist. He had worked at the124001:23:27.520 --> 01:23:30.760
lab long ago doing things that are frowned upon in124101:23:30.800 --> 01:23:34.800
the mainstream medical world, but that gig dried up. He124201:23:34.880 --> 01:23:38.520
ended up harvesting organs, which wasn't much of a step down.124301:23:39.239 --> 01:23:42.359
He still liked meeting people there for the handoff because124401:23:42.399 --> 01:23:46.399
his greatest triumphs had been at that lab. Also his124501:23:46.479 --> 01:23:51.239
greatest failures, but those were buried here and there around124601:23:51.239 --> 01:23:54.760
the property. Peter had a bag of money, and Octavius124701:23:54.760 --> 01:23:56.680
had a cooler with organs in it and a new124801:23:56.720 --> 01:23:59.960
England Patriot sticker on it, so that went down about124901:24:00.159 --> 01:24:03.720
like you'd expect. Peter was a dot com guy. The125001:24:03.720 --> 01:24:06.479
bubble never burst on, so he had plenty of money125101:24:06.479 --> 01:24:08.880
and could jump the transplant list and buy a new125201:24:08.920 --> 01:24:13.119
kidney for their little girl, Alandra. People with money can125301:24:13.159 --> 01:24:16.319
pretty much do what they want. Just look at celebrities.125401:24:16.359 --> 01:24:19.319
They do drugs and get married eight or ten times,125501:24:19.359 --> 01:24:21.880
but can adopt all the kids they want and go125601:24:21.960 --> 01:24:25.720
on TV talking about various causes. If they did all125701:24:25.760 --> 01:24:28.119
the same things but lived in that trailer park on125801:24:28.159 --> 01:24:31.079
the other edge of town, the one called Warning Side,125901:24:31.079 --> 01:24:34.520
but everybody actually called it homicide, Nobody would give them126001:24:34.640 --> 01:24:37.880
kids or want them on TV talking about their causes.126101:24:38.319 --> 01:24:41.760
When Peter took the Patriots cooler from Octavius that had126201:24:41.800 --> 01:24:45.319
a kidney and despair for Alandra, his hands were shaking126301:24:45.439 --> 01:24:48.520
pretty badly, and some of the blood sloshed out from126401:24:48.560 --> 01:24:51.439
under the lid and onto his shoes and into the dirt.126501:24:52.079 --> 01:24:54.600
And it wasn't until that very moment that Peter sort126601:24:54.640 --> 01:24:58.960
of realized what the hell he was doing. Octavia stepped126701:24:58.960 --> 01:25:02.239
back easily and missed the sloshing, but he was used126801:25:02.279 --> 01:25:05.640
to blood spraying out all over the place. Peter nodded126901:25:05.680 --> 01:25:09.600
and walked away, but Octavius stayed where he was. To127001:25:09.720 --> 01:25:13.199
his misfortune, he had parked behind the old lab on127101:25:13.239 --> 01:25:17.479
an access road everybody had forgotten about too, because he127201:25:17.560 --> 01:25:19.880
did not want Peter or anybody else to see the127301:25:19.920 --> 01:25:23.199
car he drove. Peter was hardly out of sight when127401:25:23.239 --> 01:25:27.239
something just under Octavius's feet, where the blood was soaking in,127501:25:27.800 --> 01:25:32.840
sniffed and swallowed and opened its eyes. If this lab127601:25:32.880 --> 01:25:35.760
had been that good at black science, they'd still be127701:25:35.800 --> 01:25:39.119
in business. But they weren't, so they made the mistake127801:25:39.159 --> 01:25:42.279
of burying their problems instead of burning them in a127901:25:42.279 --> 01:25:46.479
big bonfire, so that there would be no trace, or128001:25:47.159 --> 01:25:51.560
in this case, so something could not bite and claw128101:25:51.680 --> 01:25:55.079
its way with long fingernails and sharp teeth out of128201:25:55.119 --> 01:25:58.880
the dirt and grab Octavius by the ankles, then pull128301:25:58.960 --> 01:26:01.720
him to the ground and bite him right on his face.128401:26:02.479 --> 01:26:05.399
But his face was kind of bony, so it started128501:26:05.439 --> 01:26:08.920
working on some of the soft parts. Peter had stopped128601:26:08.960 --> 01:26:11.720
not far away to call his wife, but never heard128701:26:11.760 --> 01:26:15.119
a damn thing. It was ironic because as soon as128801:26:15.119 --> 01:26:18.680
that creature's hand popped out of the dirt, Octavius's heart128901:26:18.720 --> 01:26:23.119
popped like a balloon. All those times Octavius had arranged129001:26:23.119 --> 01:26:25.399
for guys to meet Russian women off the internet for129101:26:25.439 --> 01:26:28.199
a night of passion, only for those guys to wake129201:26:28.279 --> 01:26:31.319
up in the hotel tub, packed an ice or dumped129301:26:31.359 --> 01:26:34.119
in a landfill, and never waking up at all. All129401:26:34.159 --> 01:26:37.880
those times, Octavius never knew he needed an organ himself.129501:26:38.680 --> 01:26:41.680
He ignored the shortness of breath and the tingling in129601:26:41.680 --> 01:26:46.000
his fingers and all the rest. Like I said, if129701:26:46.039 --> 01:26:49.039
they were better at science, they would still have been129801:26:49.039 --> 01:26:52.239
in business, And if they weren't all so lazy, they129901:26:52.279 --> 01:26:58.199
would have buried these things deeper. Peter's wife was named130001:26:58.239 --> 01:27:01.000
Stacy and was waiting in a bit McMansion out in130101:27:01.000 --> 01:27:04.079
the suburbs for news of a Landra's kidney. Do I130201:27:04.119 --> 01:27:06.479
even need to say that? This was his second wife130301:27:07.000 --> 01:27:11.760
and very young. Were halfway there, Peter told her it's130401:27:11.800 --> 01:27:16.199
not like a pig kidney or anything. She asked, how130501:27:16.199 --> 01:27:20.760
would I know? I don't know, she fretted. Look, this130601:27:20.800 --> 01:27:23.960
guy came highly recommended, and when it comes to Alandra,130701:27:24.239 --> 01:27:28.640
we don't have another choice, I know, said Stacy. And130801:27:28.720 --> 01:27:31.359
there was a lot in those words, And those two130901:27:31.439 --> 01:27:34.800
words were all the feelings Stacy had growing for little131001:27:34.800 --> 01:27:38.960
Elandra and all the feelings Peter lacked. But Peter did131101:27:39.000 --> 01:27:41.680
what he had to do. What Peter had to do131201:27:41.800 --> 01:27:44.199
next was walk out of the edge of the overgrown131301:27:44.239 --> 01:27:46.760
parking lot and wait for a guy from the transplant131401:27:46.840 --> 01:27:51.079
organization he'd paid off. Actually, this guy, whose name was Rollo,131501:27:51.520 --> 01:27:54.920
knew Octavius quite well, but neither man wanted anyone to131601:27:54.920 --> 01:27:58.239
know they were connected. Rollo had worked in that lab too,131701:27:58.560 --> 01:28:01.680
back in the day, not so much in the sciences131801:28:01.720 --> 01:28:06.600
as in the more nebulous parts of the organization. Octavius131901:28:06.600 --> 01:28:10.079
could have just given the organ to Rollo, but Octavius132001:28:10.119 --> 01:28:13.359
and Rollo always wanted a middleman. It wasn't fool proof,132101:28:13.399 --> 01:28:16.960
but it was better than nothing. Look, just go to132201:28:16.960 --> 01:28:19.880
the hospital and wait, Peter said. The guy is on132301:28:19.920 --> 01:28:22.000
his way here, and then he's going to be bringing132401:28:22.039 --> 01:28:27.239
the kidneys within the hour. Okay, said Stacy, but there132501:28:27.319 --> 01:28:30.159
was so much she could not face. She knew she132601:28:30.199 --> 01:28:34.479
was staying right where she was Okay, and Peter hung up.132701:28:35.399 --> 01:28:37.640
Peter had only taken a few steps before he saw132801:28:37.680 --> 01:28:41.279
something moving in the trees, just out of the corner132901:28:41.319 --> 01:28:44.079
of his eye. Of course, Peter was thinking it was133001:28:44.119 --> 01:28:48.119
a cop or the FBI, or maybe an investigative reporter133101:28:48.239 --> 01:28:50.439
trying to entrap him and put him on TV with133201:28:50.479 --> 01:28:53.560
all the pedophiles. So Peter stepped off the road and133301:28:53.640 --> 01:28:57.359
hid behind a tree, which was stupid because unlike cops133401:28:57.359 --> 01:29:00.880
and FBI agents and reporters, what was shamming towards him133501:29:00.920 --> 01:29:05.079
could smell the blood on his shoes. Peter peeked around133601:29:05.119 --> 01:29:07.640
the tree and realized he was wrong about the cops133701:29:07.680 --> 01:29:11.800
and the reporters, because how this person was dressed, how133801:29:11.800 --> 01:29:17.119
this shape was dressed, was in things Goodwill would not take.133901:29:18.000 --> 01:29:21.239
They looked like clothes somebody took out of a compost pile.134001:29:22.199 --> 01:29:24.960
Peter started moving quickly through the trees, trying not to134101:29:25.000 --> 01:29:28.279
slash the beer cooler too much, and cut cross country134201:29:28.319 --> 01:29:31.560
towards the parking lot. All the bones and muscles and134301:29:31.600 --> 01:29:35.800
ligaments and the things sniffing along behind Peter, which seemed134401:29:35.840 --> 01:29:38.880
barely connected to each other still let the thing move134501:29:38.960 --> 01:29:42.279
faster than you would think, But it would not have134601:29:42.359 --> 01:29:45.439
mattered if Peter had watched where he was going, which134701:29:45.479 --> 01:29:48.640
he did not, so he overshot the parking lot and134801:29:48.800 --> 01:29:52.600
thrashed deeper into the woods, and the thing that could134901:29:52.600 --> 01:29:56.800
smell his bloody footprints, who saw the shoeprints, glowing like fire,135001:29:57.279 --> 01:30:01.720
kept on coming. Peter saw the bloo gray concrete block135101:30:01.760 --> 01:30:04.359
of the lab building looming in front of him, and135201:30:04.399 --> 01:30:07.920
he realized he'd been a dumbass and circled back on himself.135301:30:08.079 --> 01:30:11.279
He was ultimately a tech guy. He'd never been much135401:30:11.319 --> 01:30:13.520
out in nature and did not really know how to135501:30:13.600 --> 01:30:17.319
navigate even a small forest of trees, much less tell135601:30:17.399 --> 01:30:20.760
one from another, and he'd never seen a dead body,135701:30:21.399 --> 01:30:24.600
but he recognized that Octavius was dead when he saw135801:30:24.640 --> 01:30:26.840
what was left of him in the small clearing where135901:30:26.840 --> 01:30:30.720
they had met up minutes ago, the chewed parts and136001:30:30.760 --> 01:30:34.119
the parts that should have been tucked inside but were136101:30:34.159 --> 01:30:38.000
glistening in the sun. The thing behind Peter was getting closer,136201:30:38.640 --> 01:30:42.199
so close now Peter could hear a slurping noise. And136301:30:42.279 --> 01:30:45.439
Peter turned and looked, and what he saw sent his136401:30:45.520 --> 01:30:49.600
heart plummeting and his balls scurrying up inside himself to136501:30:49.640 --> 01:30:53.199
meet it, and his butthole slammed shut with the finality136601:30:53.239 --> 01:30:56.840
of a coffin lid. Peter dropped the beer cooler, and136701:30:56.920 --> 01:31:00.000
this time a lot more blood slashed out than was good,136801:31:00.680 --> 01:31:04.439
and the thing moved faster. Somehow, Peter grabbed the cooler136901:31:04.479 --> 01:31:07.399
back up and started running. Peter was running, and the137001:31:07.399 --> 01:31:10.840
only place he knew he was running was away, wherever137101:31:10.880 --> 01:31:13.840
that was, and he was bouncing off of trunks and137201:31:13.880 --> 01:31:16.319
getting whipped in the face by branches and all that.137301:31:16.479 --> 01:31:19.800
Because instead of joining boy scouts, he had taught himself137401:31:19.880 --> 01:31:24.960
computer programming. He was richer but very close to being dead,137501:31:25.399 --> 01:31:30.119
so some of his life choices seemed poorer today. He137601:31:30.239 --> 01:31:32.920
kept splashing blood out of that cooler, and that wasn't137701:31:32.920 --> 01:31:36.800
great for a landra, but more importantly for Peter, it137801:31:36.880 --> 01:31:40.000
wasn't great for him at all. So Peter stopped and137901:31:40.079 --> 01:31:43.079
opened the cooler. He plunged his hand in and grabbed138001:31:43.079 --> 01:31:46.079
out a kidney that was in a leaky sandwich bag,138101:31:46.199 --> 01:31:48.600
and he flung that kidney in a long red arc138201:31:48.920 --> 01:31:51.720
that hit the thing's chest with a wet sound and138301:31:51.800 --> 01:31:54.520
plopped into the grass. And the creature looked down at138401:31:54.520 --> 01:31:57.439
it with yellow eyes, and it gave Peter a chance138501:31:57.520 --> 01:32:01.079
to catch his breath. Then the creature showed broken teeth138601:32:01.159 --> 01:32:03.880
and reached down with those long nails and grabbed the138701:32:03.960 --> 01:32:07.920
kidney up and it went down in one gulp, and138801:32:07.960 --> 01:32:11.319
Peter threw up in his mouth a little. When Peter ran,138901:32:11.399 --> 01:32:13.760
this time, he didn't even pick up the cooler. The139001:32:13.840 --> 01:32:16.800
thing tipped the cooler back and gulped the other kidney down,139101:32:17.279 --> 01:32:20.800
and that bought Peter a little more time. Peter ran139201:32:20.880 --> 01:32:24.039
and looked back, ran and looked back, and sure enough,139301:32:24.199 --> 01:32:26.680
in a minute or two, he saw that raggedy shape139401:32:26.760 --> 01:32:30.119
moving between the trees. Again, Peter was looking back when139501:32:30.199 --> 01:32:32.800
his foot touched asphalt and he was out on a139601:32:32.840 --> 01:32:36.479
country road. The woman driving the mini van was leaning over,139701:32:36.560 --> 01:32:39.920
pushing the Hocus Pocus DVD into the dashboard for her139801:32:40.039 --> 01:32:42.720
kids in the back seat to watch for the millionth time,139901:32:43.479 --> 01:32:46.760
so she didn't even tap the brake before she hit140001:32:46.800 --> 01:32:50.600
Peter head on. Rather than explain what that looked like,140101:32:50.960 --> 01:32:54.199
it's simpler to say the kids never asked to watch140201:32:54.279 --> 01:32:59.359
Hocus Pocus ever. Again, As it happens, Rollo was not140301:32:59.520 --> 01:33:01.760
too far behind the woman in a truck that looked140401:33:01.800 --> 01:33:05.720
like a medical vehicle but really wasn't. Rollo was very140501:33:05.800 --> 01:33:08.079
quick on his feet and looked like he had a140601:33:08.079 --> 01:33:11.479
lot of authority. He bet on ponies with the same authority,140701:33:11.560 --> 01:33:14.319
but no common sense, which is what got him into140801:33:14.359 --> 01:33:17.319
this bad situation to begin with. It didn't take much140901:33:17.359 --> 01:33:19.760
for Rollo to convince the stunned woman that he was141001:33:19.800 --> 01:33:22.239
going to take care of everything and she was free141101:33:22.279 --> 01:33:26.000
to go. He would even contact her insurance company for her.141201:33:26.680 --> 01:33:28.880
She wrote everything down on a piece of paper with141301:33:28.960 --> 01:33:31.880
tears in her eyes. Of course, as soon as she141401:33:31.960 --> 01:33:34.119
drove away, he chucked that paper in a cup of141501:33:34.159 --> 01:33:37.359
cold coffee he'd left on the dash. Rollo set to141601:33:37.439 --> 01:33:40.199
looking around for that cooler and started back into the141701:33:40.239 --> 01:33:44.159
tree line. He didn't find it, but he found a shambling,141801:33:44.399 --> 01:33:48.119
shuffling creature with blood dripping off of a lipless, leering141901:33:48.239 --> 01:33:53.800
mouth and grasping clawed hands stained with blood. Rollo was142001:33:53.880 --> 01:33:57.479
a bad gambler, but he'd been a good crooked cough142101:33:57.520 --> 01:34:00.560
and a decent emt who stole drugs. So he took142201:34:00.600 --> 01:34:03.359
a snubnose thirty two week kept under his shirt tail142301:34:03.359 --> 01:34:06.079
in the back and shot that thing in both its142401:34:06.159 --> 01:34:10.359
yellow eyes. It fell down, as you might suspect, and142501:34:10.439 --> 01:34:13.960
did not get back up. Then Rollo found the empty,142601:34:14.239 --> 01:34:17.439
bloody cooler with the Patriot sticker on it. His mind142701:34:17.520 --> 01:34:20.840
remained remarkably clear, and he knew what he had to do.142801:34:21.840 --> 01:34:24.800
Rollo did a very good job at the transplant center,142901:34:25.039 --> 01:34:28.199
which was his real job now, but he paid special143001:34:28.199 --> 01:34:31.239
attention when he was getting a fat envelope on the side.143101:34:31.399 --> 01:34:33.880
Rollo pulled Peter's body up into the back of the143201:34:33.920 --> 01:34:37.039
white truck that if you squinted your eyes at it143301:34:37.159 --> 01:34:40.199
might be a medical vehicle. He had some tools back143401:34:40.239 --> 01:34:43.479
there that could have medical uses. The back of his143501:34:43.520 --> 01:34:45.920
truck was not as clean as some places, but it143601:34:46.039 --> 01:34:48.199
was not as dirty as the back room of that143701:34:48.439 --> 01:34:52.760
massage parlor where Rollo knew Octavius had done a little surgery.143801:34:53.439 --> 01:34:56.279
If he hadn't already been a decent empty, he could143901:34:56.319 --> 01:35:02.159
have used YouTube. Stacy had been sitting very still in144001:35:02.239 --> 01:35:05.880
her spacious living room when the doorbell rang. She answered it,144101:35:06.159 --> 01:35:10.640
her hands trembling. Two stone faced men in dark suits144201:35:10.640 --> 01:35:14.920
stared at her. Stacy O'Day. One asked. It was more144301:35:14.960 --> 01:35:18.840
of a statement than a question. Yes, is this about144401:35:18.880 --> 01:35:23.000
a landra? She asked in a manner of speaking. The144501:35:23.039 --> 01:35:26.000
man showed her a piece of official looking paper. This144601:35:26.159 --> 01:35:29.640
is a warrant to search your house. Stacy took a144701:35:29.680 --> 01:35:33.880
step back. But a landra's in the hospital. She needs144801:35:33.880 --> 01:35:37.239
a transplant. It's on its way. Why is this happening144901:35:37.319 --> 01:35:41.279
right now? The man looked at her. That's just it.145001:35:41.840 --> 01:35:45.319
The hospital checked. There's no record that Alandra was officially145101:35:45.359 --> 01:35:51.279
adopted from anywhere. Stacy swallowed hard. There's no record she145201:35:51.359 --> 01:35:55.039
was ever enrolled in school. Stacy got her feet under her.145301:35:56.239 --> 01:36:00.239
She's homeschooled. Your neighbors have a lot to say. One145401:36:00.239 --> 01:36:02.560
of them says they saw a mattress on the floor145501:36:02.560 --> 01:36:05.119
in the basement, next to an ironing board and a145601:36:05.159 --> 01:36:09.760
stack of laundry. Stacy shook her head. We're painting her room,145701:36:10.920 --> 01:36:14.439
so can you show me that room? He asked, Like145801:36:14.479 --> 01:36:17.840
I said, it's being painted. The cop gave her a145901:36:17.920 --> 01:36:22.000
thousand yard stare. You're not the first housewife that needed146001:36:22.039 --> 01:36:25.600
a little help around the place. Tears showed in Stacy's eyes.146101:36:26.199 --> 01:36:30.640
She's living better than she was in that hell whole orphanage.146201:36:30.680 --> 01:36:34.000
She will be. She's in surgery and the kidney looks146301:36:34.000 --> 01:36:36.760
like it's going to take. Stacy leaned against the wall146401:36:36.800 --> 01:36:40.520
with relief, which surprised the two cops. But she's not146501:36:40.600 --> 01:36:44.159
coming back here, the cop added. Stacy stood up straight.146601:36:44.920 --> 01:36:47.479
If I didn't care, I wouldn't have pushed to get146701:36:47.479 --> 01:36:50.319
her that kidney when she got sick. The cop had146801:36:50.319 --> 01:36:53.960
cold eyes. What else could you do? I reckon, you146901:36:53.960 --> 01:36:58.560
didn't keep the receipt. Stacy processed this. She looked the147001:36:58.600 --> 01:37:02.239
cop full in the face. This whole thing, it started147101:37:02.239 --> 01:37:05.960
out differently than it ended with a landra At least147201:37:06.000 --> 01:37:09.680
for me. Stacy making that statement was the only thing147301:37:09.720 --> 01:37:12.239
that kept the cops from cuffing her and banging her147401:37:12.239 --> 01:37:14.319
head on the door when they lowered her into the147501:37:14.359 --> 01:37:17.000
back seat. They let her walk out on her own147601:37:17.039 --> 01:37:20.319
free will, but she did not see that McMansion again147701:37:20.840 --> 01:37:24.279
for a long time. The cops assumed Peter had run147801:37:24.319 --> 01:37:26.920
out on Stacy and all of their problems. Nobody ever147901:37:26.960 --> 01:37:29.399
found a trace of him. They were soon distracted by148001:37:29.439 --> 01:37:31.840
a very large fire at an old factory in the148101:37:31.840 --> 01:37:36.039
woods outside of town, which burned a big tract of land.148201:37:37.079 --> 01:37:40.039
Rollo had a steady hand and a clear head and148301:37:40.119 --> 01:37:43.119
got a bonus for all his quick thinking. Didn't change148401:37:43.119 --> 01:37:45.520
his luck at the track, but he can't have.148501:37:45.520 --> 01:37:45.960
It all.148601:37:56.600 --> 01:38:04.920
Grave consequences by killian crane. Dennis's shovel bit into packed dirt.148701:38:05.880 --> 01:38:09.119
Years of practice told him he'd passed the five foot marker.148801:38:09.880 --> 01:38:12.239
Only a few more inches and his blade would strike148901:38:12.279 --> 01:38:15.760
the coffin lid. This was one of the good cemeteries.149001:38:16.399 --> 01:38:18.600
It was off of a main road, but the town149101:38:18.840 --> 01:38:22.840
was sleepy and there were no lights. No lights meant149201:38:22.960 --> 01:38:25.399
he could park damn near on top of the grave.149301:38:26.319 --> 01:38:28.960
He wouldn't have to lug everything from a block or149401:38:28.960 --> 01:38:33.199
two away. As an added bonus, the night dripped with149501:38:33.279 --> 01:38:36.560
a heavy fog, it would be impossible to see his149601:38:36.640 --> 01:38:40.680
electric lantern from a distance. Mister Piles told him to149701:38:40.720 --> 01:38:43.800
look for an old money tombstone, and he wasn't kidding.149801:38:44.359 --> 01:38:47.880
The once lavish tombstone had a statue of a weeping149901:38:47.960 --> 01:38:51.600
angel wielding a sword, staring down at Denis as he150001:38:51.640 --> 01:38:56.159
worked at the angel's feet. Read here lies Vania Mills.150101:38:57.000 --> 01:39:00.319
Her birth year was worn away, but she died in150201:39:00.399 --> 01:39:05.079
sixty two. Chances were anyone coming to check on dear150301:39:05.119 --> 01:39:09.239
old Vanya was either an old fart or buried close by.150401:39:10.640 --> 01:39:15.199
He dug faster, feeling sweat dripped down his chin. He150501:39:15.279 --> 01:39:18.680
learned long ago to keep plenty of sweat rags handy150601:39:18.760 --> 01:39:21.720
for long nights, and there was a fresh beech towel150701:39:21.760 --> 01:39:24.359
already waiting for him in the driver's seat of his truck.150801:39:25.199 --> 01:39:27.760
He had a change of shoes in his covered bed,150901:39:28.199 --> 01:39:30.640
where he'd place his muddy boots and tools of the151001:39:30.720 --> 01:39:34.720
trade in one large trash bag and his hall in another.151101:39:35.880 --> 01:39:38.399
If it was too big, he'd just wrap it in151201:39:38.439 --> 01:39:41.880
painters plastic and tape it up. Once upon a time,151301:39:42.000 --> 01:39:44.960
Dennis was something of a jack of all trades, a151401:39:45.000 --> 01:39:47.520
pipe fitter when he could pass a drug test, a151501:39:47.560 --> 01:39:51.159
construction hand when he couldn't, and a thief in between.151601:39:52.079 --> 01:39:54.239
It was a stroke of genius that he found his151701:39:54.279 --> 01:39:59.760
favorite form of larceny, grave robbing. Many homeowners were getting151801:39:59.800 --> 01:40:04.560
home security systems, the ones with anything worth stealing anyway.151901:40:04.640 --> 01:40:08.279
The same was basically true of people you'd never guess152001:40:08.359 --> 01:40:12.399
who all was packing across the country. Sure, some places152101:40:12.479 --> 01:40:16.279
had hinky gun laws, but that didn't stop Granny from152201:40:16.359 --> 01:40:22.199
carrying a forty five. Dennis knew that from experience. Several152301:40:22.279 --> 01:40:24.680
years ago. He'd held up an old woman and she152401:40:24.800 --> 01:40:28.760
pulled heat on him. Luckily, her hands shook something fierce.152501:40:29.079 --> 01:40:32.560
The forty five rang his ears but didn't ventilate him.152601:40:33.039 --> 01:40:36.239
Dennis had enough gumption to snatch the revolver from her hands.152701:40:36.600 --> 01:40:40.720
He retaliated, stomping Granny's ass into the ground. She had152801:40:40.800 --> 01:40:44.399
just been protecting herself, but she damn near killed him.152901:40:44.960 --> 01:40:47.640
To teach her a lesson, Dennis made sure that she153001:40:47.720 --> 01:40:51.560
had the ass whooping of her long life when he153101:40:51.640 --> 01:40:54.000
found the only thing of value she had was the153201:40:54.039 --> 01:40:57.199
revolver and a coin purse with a whopping five dollars153301:40:57.319 --> 01:41:01.399
and change. He decided that robbing Peace was just too153401:41:01.439 --> 01:41:05.359
much drama. That night, he used the five dollars to153501:41:05.359 --> 01:41:08.159
get a coffee at a local diner. The night had153601:41:08.199 --> 01:41:11.279
been rough, so sweet thang at the counter wasn't getting153701:41:11.279 --> 01:41:14.560
a tip. The local paper was on the counter, opened153801:41:15.079 --> 01:41:19.039
to the o bits. One in particular caught his eye.153901:41:19.800 --> 01:41:23.560
A local heiress, pretty little thing, probably in her forties,154001:41:24.000 --> 01:41:28.039
had kicked the bucket. She wore something intricate around her neck.154101:41:28.800 --> 01:41:31.399
The black and white photo didn't do the thing justice,154201:41:31.880 --> 01:41:35.920
but he could tell it was gold and diamonds. It154301:41:36.000 --> 01:41:40.359
was then he had an idea. While he waited for154401:41:40.399 --> 01:41:43.199
her to be buried, Dennis pawned the forty five for154501:41:43.279 --> 01:41:46.319
three hundred dollars, then went to the hardware store for154601:41:46.399 --> 01:41:53.960
things he thought he'd need. A shovel, crowbar, mallet, good rope,154701:41:54.279 --> 01:42:01.600
bolt cutters, flashlights and a lamp, towels and large trash bags.154801:42:02.640 --> 01:42:05.119
It all came out to just under two hundred dollars.154901:42:05.720 --> 01:42:09.359
Another eighty five went to a shithole motel nearby, and155001:42:09.439 --> 01:42:11.920
the last fifteen dollars to his name went to a155101:42:11.960 --> 01:42:15.199
good hot meal. He had a full night's work ahead155201:42:15.239 --> 01:42:18.079
of him and he needed to have his strength up.155301:42:18.720 --> 01:42:22.000
Once he was at the cemetery, he realized just how155401:42:22.079 --> 01:42:27.479
brilliant his plan was. Graveyards were empty at night. The155501:42:27.600 --> 01:42:32.079
dead made people uneasy, except goth kids, but they were155601:42:32.119 --> 01:42:36.319
easy to scare off. Another plus, there were no pigs155701:42:36.319 --> 01:42:40.239
on patrol. Small town pigs couldn't be bothered that late155801:42:40.560 --> 01:42:42.720
when there was a car to sleep in or doughnuts155901:42:42.800 --> 01:42:46.760
to suck on. Best of all, graves didn't call the156001:42:46.800 --> 01:42:53.880
police or shoot back. They were buried treasure waiting to156101:42:53.960 --> 01:42:57.920
be plundered. As he dug up the heiress's grave, he156201:42:58.000 --> 01:43:02.039
had this feeling of destiny as macab As it was.156301:43:02.800 --> 01:43:05.479
This was what he was truly put on earth for.156401:43:06.560 --> 01:43:10.319
His shovel bit greedily into the dirt, like a first date.156501:43:10.560 --> 01:43:14.479
He was both nervous and excited to meet little miss Money.156601:43:15.239 --> 01:43:17.640
When he finally felt the thunk of his shovel on156701:43:17.680 --> 01:43:20.560
her coffin lid, he scraped away enough of the dirt156801:43:20.600 --> 01:43:23.840
to put his hand on bare wood. He gave the156901:43:23.880 --> 01:43:29.680
coffin a little knock you in there, sweet thing. No answer,157001:43:30.880 --> 01:43:34.279
don't you worry. I'm on my way. He cleared the157101:43:34.319 --> 01:43:36.920
dirt away from the top and the sides and slid157201:43:36.920 --> 01:43:39.960
his crowbar under the lip of the lid. It was157301:43:40.039 --> 01:43:42.319
like he was at a casino pulling the handle of157401:43:42.359 --> 01:43:46.760
a slot machine. Would he hit? Would he bust? He157501:43:46.840 --> 01:43:51.159
pulled the crank. The lid popped with a hiss. She157601:43:51.279 --> 01:43:56.439
still smelled sweet like flowers. He turned away, caught in157701:43:56.479 --> 01:44:00.960
a sneezing fit. Anything scented always did this to him. Well,157801:44:01.359 --> 01:44:06.159
damn near anything, really, He had a sensitive nose. He sniffled,157901:44:06.439 --> 01:44:09.319
embarrassed that she saw him like this on their first meeting,158001:44:09.960 --> 01:44:13.720
But that embarrassment evaporated when he saw the gold chain158101:44:13.960 --> 01:44:20.680
encrusted with diamonds around her pretty little neck jackpot. He158201:44:20.720 --> 01:44:23.880
took the necklace off her. She didn't seem to mind.158301:44:24.359 --> 01:44:27.279
As he stared at her, he had another bright idea.158401:44:28.119 --> 01:44:30.760
She wasn't doing anyone any good laying in that coffin,158501:44:31.199 --> 01:44:34.279
but maybe she could still be good to someone out there.158601:44:35.000 --> 01:44:37.880
He threw the arress over his shoulders and loaded her158701:44:37.920 --> 01:44:40.640
into the back seat of his sedan. It took a158801:44:40.680 --> 01:44:43.199
little doing to get her seated, on account of her158901:44:43.239 --> 01:44:48.119
being so stiff, but he got it done. Dennis buckled159001:44:48.119 --> 01:44:51.359
her in and covered his work in the driver's seat.159101:44:51.399 --> 01:44:54.880
He wiped his forehead with an old bandana. He saw159201:44:54.920 --> 01:44:59.199
her through the rear view mirror, staring at him. The159301:44:59.279 --> 01:45:04.439
glue hold her eyes closed had come undone. It freaked159401:45:04.439 --> 01:45:07.119
Dennis out a little, but she was just as stiff.159501:45:07.800 --> 01:45:11.199
Nothing she could do to anyone. I know, this car159601:45:11.239 --> 01:45:14.239
ain't what you're probably used to, he said, giving her159701:45:14.279 --> 01:45:18.600
a bashful smile, But I hope you enjoy the ride.159801:45:18.760 --> 01:45:21.079
He threw the sedan in drive and crept out of159901:45:21.119 --> 01:45:24.960
the cemetery. To Dennis's surprise, it didn't take much searching160001:45:25.039 --> 01:45:28.920
to find a buyer for the Heiress. Down a dirt160101:45:29.000 --> 01:45:32.119
road that the sedan didn't like, he found the old160201:45:32.199 --> 01:45:36.159
ranch house of mister Piles. He was an old man160301:45:36.239 --> 01:45:39.800
with a look in his eye of terrible intelligence. He160401:45:39.880 --> 01:45:42.800
and Dennis shook, and he explained that he was a160501:45:42.840 --> 01:45:47.600
sort of artist. After viewing the Heiress and seeing what160601:45:47.680 --> 01:45:51.720
he liked, he paid Dennis two thousand dollars for her160701:45:52.560 --> 01:45:57.159
in cold, hard cash. He was floored, like a kid160801:45:57.199 --> 01:46:00.159
looking at the ocean for the first time. Before or160901:46:00.159 --> 01:46:03.039
Denis could leave, mister Piles fetched two glasses and a161001:46:03.079 --> 01:46:06.319
batch of moonshine from the cabinet you got time for161101:46:06.399 --> 01:46:09.760
a drink, the old man asked, I got an offer161201:46:09.840 --> 01:46:13.359
for you you might like to hear. Dennis never was161301:46:13.479 --> 01:46:16.239
one to say no to good money, so he stayed161401:46:16.239 --> 01:46:19.479
for the drink. I've been looking for someone like you,161501:46:20.079 --> 01:46:24.439
mister Piles said, been looking a long while. You know,161601:46:25.079 --> 01:46:27.560
in the right hands, a dead body can be spun161701:46:27.600 --> 01:46:31.800
into gold. He poured two shots of moonshine and slid161801:46:31.800 --> 01:46:34.560
one to Dennis. How would you like to make this161901:46:34.720 --> 01:46:39.239
a regular thing? Dennis stared at the shot of moonshine,162001:46:39.319 --> 01:46:43.039
reminiscing about the thrill of the dig. He flexed his fingers,162101:46:43.079 --> 01:46:45.960
remembering the tension of his crowbar under the lid of162201:46:46.000 --> 01:46:50.319
the coffin. For the sake of formality, he had to ask,162301:46:51.520 --> 01:46:56.800
what's the pay? Mister Piles smiled same for her, two162401:46:56.840 --> 01:47:00.239
thousand dollars as stiff. Anything on their person as a162501:47:00.279 --> 01:47:06.439
bonus for you, unless specifically instructed otherwise. For Dennis, it162601:47:06.560 --> 01:47:10.720
was a no brainer. They toasted the moonshine burned on162701:47:10.760 --> 01:47:15.479
the way down, and their packed was forged. Mister Piles162801:47:15.560 --> 01:47:18.399
gave him a burner phone, a name, a photo of162901:47:18.399 --> 01:47:23.720
a gravestone, and an address. Dennis set out immediately. Things163001:47:23.760 --> 01:47:27.560
went that way for three good years Since then, Dennis163101:47:27.560 --> 01:47:30.239
sold the sedan in favor of a four wheel drive163201:47:30.319 --> 01:47:33.720
truck with a long bed and a hard cover. An163301:47:33.720 --> 01:47:36.399
eight foot bed meant he could put a basketball player163401:47:36.399 --> 01:47:40.199
in the back if need be. His new profession took163501:47:40.279 --> 01:47:43.920
him all across the country. He found that northern dirt163601:47:43.960 --> 01:47:46.279
didn't like to give like the ground in the South,163701:47:46.760 --> 01:47:49.640
and the more rain a place got, the better For163801:47:49.720 --> 01:47:53.800
the older graves. Wet ground meant the coffins weren't busted163901:47:53.800 --> 01:47:57.119
when he got to them. He wasn't sure why that was,164001:47:57.640 --> 01:47:59.560
He just knew it meant he had a lot less164101:47:59.560 --> 01:48:04.560
work today. A busted coffin meant playing archaeologist, and on164201:48:04.640 --> 01:48:09.359
more than one occasion it resulted in a bust. Despite164301:48:09.359 --> 01:48:12.720
his love of Southern coffins, Southern air played hell with164401:48:12.800 --> 01:48:16.239
his allergies. They were bad enough as it was, but164501:48:16.319 --> 01:48:19.520
the South really let him have it. He caught a164601:48:19.560 --> 01:48:21.720
sneeze in the crook of his arm for probably the164701:48:21.760 --> 01:48:25.600
tenth time that night. The angel looked down at him scornfully.164801:48:26.960 --> 01:48:30.159
Bless me, he said, blowing a snot rocket at her164901:48:30.159 --> 01:48:33.840
feet before he kept digging. Most of the houses near165001:48:33.880 --> 01:48:37.560
the cemetery looked like old money. Chances were Vanya was165101:48:37.840 --> 01:48:41.680
probably a trophy wife for some local millionaire when she165201:48:41.840 --> 01:48:47.199
was alive, meaning she carried some trophies into the afterlife.165301:48:47.399 --> 01:48:52.159
Dennis hoped anyway. He wondered if Vanya was feeling lonely165401:48:52.239 --> 01:48:55.640
down there, maybe she was looking forward to finding a165501:48:55.640 --> 01:48:59.079
new friend in mister Piles. He wasn't sure what the165601:48:59.119 --> 01:49:02.039
old man did with any of the bodies. Dennis brought165701:49:02.119 --> 01:49:05.119
him all kinds of people at various stages of decay.165801:49:05.760 --> 01:49:08.600
He learned that graves over fifty years old were usually165901:49:08.760 --> 01:49:13.359
just the frame. He enjoyed those graves. The best bones166001:49:13.399 --> 01:49:15.920
were easy to pick and clean and load into the truck.166101:49:16.680 --> 01:49:19.279
As he bit into the dirt, the shovel jolted with166201:49:19.319 --> 01:49:24.520
a thunk. The r she be, he whispered with a smile.166301:49:25.399 --> 01:49:28.159
He cleared away enough dirt to touch the coffin lid.166401:49:28.840 --> 01:49:32.520
If that little bit was any indication Vanya's coffin was166501:49:32.520 --> 01:49:36.000
a good looking one in its heyday. Fingers crossed For166601:49:36.039 --> 01:49:40.039
a bonus, he gave the lid a little knock. I'm166701:49:40.079 --> 01:49:43.439
comin for you, old bitty, You better be decent. He166801:49:43.560 --> 01:49:46.319
cleared away the dirt as he had so many times before,166901:49:46.680 --> 01:49:49.720
and grabbed his crowbar. If the lid wouldn't act right,167001:49:49.920 --> 01:49:52.359
he'd have to grab the mallet and force it open,167101:49:52.880 --> 01:49:56.000
but he wasn't worried about that. Vanya was going to167201:49:56.039 --> 01:49:58.880
be a good girl. She wanted to feel the air167301:49:58.920 --> 01:50:01.720
on her old cheeks again, and if she played her167401:50:01.760 --> 01:50:05.920
cards right, she could leave with Dennis like a good167501:50:06.000 --> 01:50:08.880
Southern cough and the crowbar slid under the lip with167601:50:09.000 --> 01:50:12.560
no resistance. Gripping in his hands. Feeling how ready the167701:50:12.600 --> 01:50:16.039
lid was to pop, Dennis wiped excited sweat from his brow.167801:50:17.000 --> 01:50:20.720
Would he hit? Would he bust? All he had to167901:50:20.760 --> 01:50:25.159
do was pull and find out. The lid popped with168001:50:25.239 --> 01:50:28.840
a hiss. Dead air swelled into the night sky, and168101:50:28.920 --> 01:50:32.760
Dennis found himself in another sneezing fit. Allergies in the168201:50:32.800 --> 01:50:38.159
dead didn't mix. Well, it's okay, old gal, he said,168301:50:38.199 --> 01:50:40.920
once he could breathe again. We'll get you out of168401:50:40.960 --> 01:50:46.199
that stinking box. Lid up, Dennis leveled his lantern, not168501:50:46.359 --> 01:50:51.079
understanding what he saw. Where Vanya should have been, there168601:50:51.159 --> 01:50:56.119
was a ragged hole leading somewhere below the ground. Dennis168701:50:56.159 --> 01:51:00.600
lowered his lamp, trying to see past the dark uneasily,168801:51:00.680 --> 01:51:05.199
he realized that wherever the hole went, it went deep.168901:51:05.720 --> 01:51:09.560
From the depths below, a screech shattered the silence of169001:51:09.600 --> 01:51:13.359
the night. Denis tripped face forward before he could grab169101:51:13.399 --> 01:51:16.560
for anything. He was falling through the coffin into nothing.169201:51:17.319 --> 01:51:20.600
As he slid, the dirt scraped painfully into his stomach.169301:51:21.000 --> 01:51:25.279
Then he stopped sliding and started falling, spinning in the air.169401:51:26.479 --> 01:51:30.560
Something not dirt broke his fall. A jolt of pain169501:51:30.640 --> 01:51:33.399
shot from his ankle as he landed wrong, and his169601:51:33.520 --> 01:51:40.159
lantern went out Above. He heard the coffin lid slam shut.169701:51:41.039 --> 01:51:46.960
He was left in total darkness. Instinctively, he reached for169801:51:47.039 --> 01:51:50.760
his leg, but he was waist deep in something slimy169901:51:51.279 --> 01:51:55.600
and dense. His heart pounded in his throat as pitch170001:51:55.640 --> 01:51:59.960
black pressed in on him. The smell was unbearable, makeing170101:52:00.239 --> 01:52:03.520
him vomit on himself. He tried to be quiet about it,170201:52:03.560 --> 01:52:08.600
because somewhere someone was crying. He fumbled for his lantern,170301:52:08.760 --> 01:52:14.399
fingers trembling as they dug into slime and something else. Please,170401:52:14.920 --> 01:52:18.760
he whispered, the sound of his echoing voice, terrifying him.170501:52:19.000 --> 01:52:22.479
After what felt like an eternity. He found the lantern.170601:52:23.399 --> 01:52:27.439
He pressed the button, but it wouldn't come on. No,170701:52:28.000 --> 01:52:32.880
he hissed, no, no, no. He jammed the button madly,170801:52:33.399 --> 01:52:39.039
but still the light wouldn't activate. He felt himself sinking deeper.170901:52:40.359 --> 01:52:44.399
Liquid drenched his clothes and wet his skin. Whatever it was,171001:52:45.039 --> 01:52:50.720
it felt disgusting. Please, he cried, terror, almost drowning him.171101:52:51.279 --> 01:52:55.359
After an eternity, the lantern blessedly came on, and the171201:52:55.399 --> 01:53:01.640
echoes of someone crying stopped immediately despite its blinding effect,171301:53:01.840 --> 01:53:05.000
Denis held the light close to himself, thanking the powers171401:53:05.000 --> 01:53:08.800
that be that it wasn't dark anymore. But as his171501:53:08.880 --> 01:53:12.239
eyes adjusted and he saw what it was he'd fallen into,171601:53:12.840 --> 01:53:17.279
realized what it was that he smelled, he wished otherwise171701:53:18.359 --> 01:53:21.720
he was in a large cavern. As he squirmed, he171801:53:21.800 --> 01:53:26.119
sank deeper into a pile of bodies, each of them171901:53:26.479 --> 01:53:31.960
at wildly different stages of decomposition. Through the muck, he172001:53:32.000 --> 01:53:36.640
could see that they were missing parts, faces ripped off, hands,172101:53:36.720 --> 01:53:41.960
missing bodies torn in two. He tried to wriggle free,172201:53:42.159 --> 01:53:46.439
only succeeding in falling further into the pile. The dead172301:53:46.439 --> 01:53:49.119
weight began to press on him, and with the little172401:53:49.119 --> 01:53:53.520
air he had left in his lungs, he screamed. From172501:53:53.560 --> 01:53:57.000
the single rough entrance to the cavern, came a faint172601:53:57.079 --> 01:54:03.199
light accompanied by wailing. Whatever the crying thing was, it172701:54:03.319 --> 01:54:06.800
knew he was near. He tried to turn off the lamp,172801:54:07.319 --> 01:54:10.600
but the button was jammed. The glow beyond the cavern172901:54:10.640 --> 01:54:13.560
grew brighter as the patter of bare feet and wild173001:54:13.600 --> 01:54:16.800
shrieking closed in on him. He was out of time173101:54:17.520 --> 01:54:21.359
and only saw one option. He flung the lantern away173201:54:22.079 --> 01:54:26.359
and played dead. The crying thing stepped into the cavern,173301:54:26.840 --> 01:54:31.279
having to hunch over. She was tall, with long red173401:54:31.319 --> 01:54:35.840
hair and impossibly long arms and legs. She wore a173501:54:35.960 --> 01:54:38.960
ragged black dress that was much too short for her173601:54:39.000 --> 01:54:42.800
skeletal frame, exposing her bony legs to the tops of173701:54:42.840 --> 01:54:48.800
her thighs. One slender hand held an electric lantern, bathing173801:54:48.880 --> 01:54:52.680
the room with questing light. With her other hand, she173901:54:52.800 --> 01:54:56.680
held her face. Tears streamed between her fingers and down174001:54:56.720 --> 01:55:00.680
her forearm, where they dripped from her elbow. Seeking between174101:55:00.760 --> 01:55:04.960
her fingers, Dennis caught a look at her eyes. They174201:55:05.000 --> 01:55:10.880
were puffy and impossibly red, and searching for him. It174301:55:10.920 --> 01:55:15.159
took everything he had to keep up the act. Her hand,174401:55:15.239 --> 01:55:19.439
which ended in jagged nails covered with black grime, dropped174501:55:19.439 --> 01:55:23.439
from her Verico's face, revealing crude makeup that ran down174601:55:23.439 --> 01:55:27.800
her cheeks and cracked lips, dribbling the same black grime174701:55:27.920 --> 01:55:33.640
on her fingers. What that grime could possibly be, Dennis174801:55:33.640 --> 01:55:37.199
didn't know. Snot flowed from her nose, and a fresh174901:55:37.239 --> 01:55:40.039
line of drool leaked from her mouth. She looked like175001:55:40.119 --> 01:55:43.079
she was always trying to say something, but the tears175101:55:43.119 --> 01:55:47.800
only aloud. Hitching sobs. Her cries reminded him of his175201:55:47.920 --> 01:55:50.640
mother's the day his baby brother was put in the ground.175301:55:51.640 --> 01:55:55.479
That memory in this strange place, sent cold sweat trickling175401:55:55.640 --> 01:55:59.720
down his spine. He wanted to look away, but he175501:55:59.720 --> 01:56:03.680
did dare move. She put her lantern down and reached175601:56:03.680 --> 01:56:06.079
for the one Dennis had flung, picking it up with175701:56:06.159 --> 01:56:11.279
two spindly fingers, She sniffed at the handle, licking it175801:56:11.479 --> 01:56:15.880
with a long, dirty tongue. Tears streamed down the lantern,175901:56:16.439 --> 01:56:20.760
glistening in the light. She gently placed his lantern on176001:56:20.800 --> 01:56:25.079
the ground and sniffed at the air. Her nose danced176101:56:25.760 --> 01:56:29.920
in his direction with a sad grunt. She worked both176201:56:30.000 --> 01:56:33.119
hands into the piles of bodies. She fished out the176301:56:33.119 --> 01:56:36.680
bottom half of a corpse, her hand still searching the pile,176401:56:37.199 --> 01:56:41.159
her sobbing mouth worked around a bloated thigh, Every bite176501:56:41.159 --> 01:56:45.159
a struggle as her teeth sank into decayed flesh. Black176601:56:45.239 --> 01:56:48.479
goo bubbled around her mouth as her slender neck flexed176701:56:48.680 --> 01:56:52.199
and pulled the sound of old thigh me tearing from176801:56:52.239 --> 01:56:54.960
the bone made Denis sick again, but he kept his176901:56:55.039 --> 01:57:00.199
face stone dead. His eyes begged him to blink, but177001:57:00.279 --> 01:57:04.000
he didn't care. As she chewed and swallowed, he could177101:57:04.079 --> 01:57:08.079
feel her other hand questing the muck near him. The177201:57:08.199 --> 01:57:11.319
dark liquids oozed down the length of the half corpse,177301:57:11.600 --> 01:57:15.199
mixing with her tears into the dirt. Even as she ate,177401:57:15.880 --> 01:57:22.199
she sobbed, her fingers prodded his foot. His heart jumped177501:57:22.199 --> 01:57:24.199
in his chest as she grabbed him by the ankle,177601:57:24.319 --> 01:57:27.399
testing him. As she pulled his leg, he grimly thought177701:57:27.399 --> 01:57:31.199
of his crowbar against the lid of the coffin. Would177801:57:31.239 --> 01:57:37.359
she hit would she bust? She squeezed, shooting fresh pain177901:57:37.520 --> 01:57:40.319
up his leg. He knew, beyond a shadow of a doubt,178001:57:40.359 --> 01:57:44.239
his ankle was broken like her. He began to cry.178101:57:44.560 --> 01:57:48.000
The tears rolled down his cheeks, but somehow he kept178201:57:48.039 --> 01:57:51.920
himself from blinking. Back and forth, she worked his leg,178301:57:52.079 --> 01:57:54.840
forcing Denis to use willpower he didn't know. He had178401:57:55.199 --> 01:58:01.640
to stay absolutely still. There was a rumbling in the pile.178501:58:02.239 --> 01:58:06.319
Her questing had disturbed some precarious balance, and the meat178601:58:06.720 --> 01:58:11.520
shifted in response. Dennis became even more entangled, only his178701:58:11.680 --> 01:58:15.760
head above the pressing corpses. The mourner squealed, her hand178801:58:15.880 --> 01:58:19.000
darting from his ankle into the shifting. She thought she178901:58:19.119 --> 01:58:23.560
had him. This might be my chance, he thought. It179001:58:23.640 --> 01:58:27.680
was a slim one, so impossibly slim. But maybe if179101:58:27.680 --> 01:58:32.960
she didn't find anything, she'd move on. It would be terrible,179201:58:33.479 --> 01:58:37.319
but maybe he could wait her out. There had to179301:58:37.359 --> 01:58:40.319
be another way out of this cavern. She got down179401:58:40.359 --> 01:58:44.119
here somehow. He wasn't sure yet what he'd tell mister Piles,179501:58:44.520 --> 01:58:46.640
but he'd burn that bridge when he got to it.179601:58:47.439 --> 01:58:53.560
Right then, he just had to stay calm. As the179701:58:53.600 --> 01:58:57.000
pile shifted, the body of an ancient woman whipped around179801:58:57.039 --> 01:59:00.800
to face Denis. Around her bony neck was solid gold179901:59:00.880 --> 01:59:05.319
necklace sparkling with fine emeralds. He was face to face180001:59:06.199 --> 01:59:10.880
with Vanya mills. He didn't know how he knew, but180101:59:11.039 --> 01:59:14.600
he did. His night had already been the craziest of180201:59:14.640 --> 01:59:17.880
his life. He was terrified, and he should have been screaming,180301:59:18.399 --> 01:59:23.880
but all he could do was look at that necklace, Jackpot.180401:59:25.079 --> 01:59:28.600
It was beautiful, easily the most valuable thing he'd ever180501:59:28.640 --> 01:59:31.680
seen on a dead person, easily worth more than the180601:59:31.720 --> 01:59:36.640
bones wearing it. Dear old Vanya was just another skeleton,180701:59:36.960 --> 01:59:41.159
begging Dennis to pick her clean. Mad Lee threatened to180801:59:41.199 --> 01:59:44.640
creep into his stone face. He flexed his fingers, fighting180901:59:44.680 --> 01:59:48.600
the urge to grab the precious jewelry. The mourner wailed181001:59:48.600 --> 01:59:51.359
in anger, grabbing a body and flinging it into the181101:59:51.399 --> 01:59:54.760
cavern ceiling. It exploded up there like a party favor181201:59:55.119 --> 01:59:59.199
and parts reigned. An arm struck Dennis in the head.181301:59:59.520 --> 02:00:02.319
He couldn't scream. Now he had to have that necklace.181402:00:02.640 --> 02:00:06.039
This thing thought she had him licked. She didn't. She181502:00:06.119 --> 02:00:08.640
didn't have any idea who Dennis was, what he was181602:00:08.720 --> 02:00:12.279
capable of. He was in his element. He understood then,181702:00:12.479 --> 02:00:15.039
the intoxicating thrill he felt the night he stole to181802:00:15.079 --> 02:00:18.960
airis his entire life had been building up to this181902:00:19.239 --> 02:00:25.399
very moment. He breathed carefully, shallow breaths, reveling, and how182002:00:25.439 --> 02:00:30.119
the dead made him feel alive. Vanya must have been182102:00:30.119 --> 02:00:33.520
able to read his mind, because as he stared into182202:00:33.560 --> 02:00:38.399
her empty hollows, she gave him a light, knowing smile.182302:00:40.239 --> 02:00:44.439
He wanted to smile back. No Vanya, he thought, unblinking182402:00:44.720 --> 02:00:47.880
as his vision began to blur. He won't get me182502:00:47.960 --> 02:00:50.279
that easy. I'll be getting out of this one, and182602:00:50.359 --> 02:00:53.880
that necklace around your scrawny neck will be mine. The182702:00:53.960 --> 02:00:57.399
mourner collapsed, pulling at her hair, ripping it out in clumps,182802:00:57.439 --> 02:01:01.000
and pounding her fists into the ground. The thuds made182902:01:01.039 --> 02:01:06.159
Vanya's head tilt to one side. Now she was questioning Dennis.183002:01:06.920 --> 02:01:09.920
She thought she had him licked too. She and the183102:01:09.960 --> 02:01:14.079
mourner were in this together. He might take Vanya's head183202:01:14.079 --> 02:01:17.520
as a souvenir, just to spite her, take her on183302:01:17.600 --> 02:01:20.800
a vacation, paid for it with her necklace. That would183402:01:20.840 --> 02:01:24.319
show her, That would put her in her place. Who183502:01:24.319 --> 02:01:27.439
did she think she was? She thought she was a183602:01:27.479 --> 02:01:32.279
match for Dennis. He'd robbed hundreds of graves, hundreds all183702:01:32.319 --> 02:01:36.640
of them, preparing him for this, his masterpiece. You can't183802:01:36.680 --> 02:01:41.600
stop me Vanya, He thought, no one can. I'm getting183902:01:41.640 --> 02:01:46.279
out of here. I'm gonna win. Vanya laughed at him,184002:01:46.680 --> 02:01:50.800
not out loud, but in his head. As she did,184102:01:51.000 --> 02:01:54.800
her head whipped back and her jaw fell open. Dust184202:01:54.920 --> 02:01:58.680
spewed from her skull into Dennis's face. The kiss of184302:01:58.720 --> 02:02:02.479
death hit him just right. He wanted to cover his face,184402:02:02.800 --> 02:02:05.880
but he was thoroughly trapped by the dead. His grand184502:02:05.960 --> 02:02:09.840
plan to steal the necklace and Vanya's head evaporated as184602:02:09.880 --> 02:02:14.720
he let out a loud sneeze. The morning lady stopped184702:02:14.760 --> 02:02:17.920
pounding the ground and their eyes met for the first184802:02:18.359 --> 02:02:22.880
and last time. Terrified, Dennis realized he knew that look184902:02:22.920 --> 02:02:36.520
in her eyes all too well. Jackpot Dead. In Breakfast185002:02:36.880 --> 02:02:41.359
by Morgan Moore, the screams of a young woman pierced185102:02:41.359 --> 02:02:44.600
the night as the source of the din exploded from185202:02:44.640 --> 02:02:48.239
the back door of her home, letting loose another screech185302:02:48.520 --> 02:02:52.640
in her wake. Her screaming didn't last long, as the185402:02:52.680 --> 02:02:55.880
cold night air cut off her wind, forcing her to185502:02:55.960 --> 02:03:00.359
stop to catch her breath. She was enjoying it night185602:03:00.399 --> 02:03:04.119
to herself while her mother baby sat for her, but185702:03:04.239 --> 02:03:07.439
the peace she was hoping to get was shattered when185802:03:07.479 --> 02:03:10.920
a stranger knocked on her door. When she opened it,185902:03:11.239 --> 02:03:14.039
the man rushed her and chased her into the living room.186002:03:14.439 --> 02:03:17.239
A bottle to the head led to her escape, and186102:03:17.359 --> 02:03:21.319
here she was taking a break to regain her composure.186202:03:22.439 --> 02:03:25.600
She was freezing, but there was no way she was186302:03:25.640 --> 02:03:30.319
going back into her house. A neighbor, any neighbor, would186402:03:30.399 --> 02:03:33.800
have to do. The young woman started to walk towards186502:03:33.800 --> 02:03:37.159
a distant gate when the man shoved his foot into186602:03:37.159 --> 02:03:40.319
the small of her back. With no time to react,186702:03:40.600 --> 02:03:43.760
he flipped her over, sitting knees first on her stomach.186802:03:44.239 --> 02:03:47.199
Stunned by the blow, she looked up at him as186902:03:47.239 --> 02:03:51.520
the ice pick, recently pilfered from her own home, entered187002:03:51.720 --> 02:03:56.960
and exited her heart repeatedly. When he finished, the man187102:03:57.000 --> 02:04:00.000
stood up and slid the ice pick into the pocket187202:04:00.039 --> 02:04:04.079
of his jacket before walking off into the cold, bitter night.187302:04:08.079 --> 02:04:12.239
I think it stuck, Matt, Really, I hadn't noticed, Rachel,187402:04:12.720 --> 02:04:17.119
Matt replied sarcastically. Rachel, Matt, and their friends Danny and187502:04:17.239 --> 02:04:19.720
Jack had been trying to get in one last camping187602:04:19.760 --> 02:04:23.800
trip before the weather turned bitter, but a blizzard appeared187702:04:23.840 --> 02:04:27.000
out of nowhere midweek, so the quartet had packed up187802:04:27.239 --> 02:04:30.520
and hit the highway. The blizzard in full swing. The187902:04:30.560 --> 02:04:33.439
group took the recommended detours and ended up in a188002:04:33.479 --> 02:04:38.680
town called Oldsville, or, more accurately, on the front lawn188102:04:38.720 --> 02:04:41.239
of a house they almost hit as they skid it188202:04:41.279 --> 02:04:44.520
off the road thanks to the ice that surrounded Oldsville.188302:04:45.000 --> 02:04:47.760
So now what do we do? Danny asked, as she188402:04:47.840 --> 02:04:51.439
held her arms against her body for extra warmth. There's188502:04:51.520 --> 02:04:53.520
no way we're gonna get any help out here tonight.188602:04:54.000 --> 02:04:58.039
Jack remarked, Well, we have to do something, or else188702:04:58.079 --> 02:05:03.199
we'll freeze. Matt interjected. Rachel looked around the area. He188802:05:03.359 --> 02:05:06.760
was right. She thought they'd freeze to death if they188902:05:06.760 --> 02:05:10.920
stayed out here. Rachel looked around the neighborhood and noticed189002:05:10.920 --> 02:05:14.479
that the lights were off in every house except for189102:05:14.560 --> 02:05:17.319
the one they were stuck in front of. Hey, guys,189202:05:17.880 --> 02:05:20.079
it looks like the people who live here might still189302:05:20.119 --> 02:05:22.479
be up. Why don't we try asking them for help,189402:05:23.039 --> 02:05:26.560
she suggested to her friends. The other three looked at189502:05:26.560 --> 02:05:30.159
each other and shrugged. I'm game. As long as they189602:05:30.199 --> 02:05:33.199
have heat, Danny said, and a warm bed to go189702:05:33.359 --> 02:05:36.399
with it, Jack added, grabbing Danny by the waist and189802:05:36.439 --> 02:05:39.640
bringing her into a kiss. Don't get too lovey dovey,189902:05:39.920 --> 02:05:42.720
you might get stuck together, and not in the fun way,190002:05:43.199 --> 02:05:46.079
Matt said, as he hauled out everybody's bags from the car.190102:05:46.720 --> 02:05:48.800
The four trudged up to the house and banged on190202:05:48.840 --> 02:05:52.720
the door all at once. Almost immediately the door swung open.190302:05:53.039 --> 02:05:56.720
A middle aged woman stood between them and the interior. Yes,190402:05:57.479 --> 02:06:02.159
she asked, slightly annoyed. Hi, We're sorry to bother you,190502:06:02.199 --> 02:06:05.399
but we slid off the road and into your yard.190602:06:05.760 --> 02:06:10.479
Matt started gesturing to the car. And anyways, it's stuck now.190702:06:10.560 --> 02:06:13.640
Is there any way you could let us spend the night,190802:06:14.239 --> 02:06:17.359
he finished, before giving the woman a warm smile. The190902:06:17.399 --> 02:06:20.640
others following suit. The woman looked at the group and191002:06:20.680 --> 02:06:24.560
shrugged a bit. Well, I guess we'd be a really191102:06:24.680 --> 02:06:27.239
terrible bed and breakfast if I didn't let you sleep here.191202:06:27.840 --> 02:06:32.119
Come on in, she ushered them inside a bed and breakfast.191302:06:32.640 --> 02:06:35.600
I guess we lucked out big time. I didn't see191402:06:35.600 --> 02:06:38.239
a sign out in the yard, though, Rachel remarked, as191502:06:38.239 --> 02:06:41.399
she and her friends stripped off their winter gear. It's191602:06:41.439 --> 02:06:45.279
more than likely covered by all the snow, the caretaker explained.191702:06:45.760 --> 02:06:47.880
She led the group to the kitchen, and after a191802:06:47.880 --> 02:06:50.319
few minutes, handed the meach a hot cup of tea.191902:06:51.039 --> 02:06:54.520
The foursome downed their beverages eagerly, which elicited a chuckle192002:06:54.560 --> 02:06:57.720
from the caretaker. Are there any other guests staying here?192102:06:58.159 --> 02:07:02.079
Danny asked, nope, You kids are probably the only ones192202:07:02.119 --> 02:07:05.079
we'll have until the weather blows over. Well, how much192302:07:05.119 --> 02:07:09.159
do we owe you, Jack asked, don't worry about it tonight.192402:07:09.279 --> 02:07:11.720
We can hash that out in the morning. No point192502:07:11.720 --> 02:07:14.479
in handling the business side of this now, when you192602:07:14.520 --> 02:07:17.520
may end up staying a lot longer. The group looked192702:07:17.520 --> 02:07:21.880
at each other. Sheepishly, sounds like a plan, Then Matt said,192802:07:21.920 --> 02:07:25.479
breaking the awkward silence, I don't know about you guys,192902:07:25.479 --> 02:07:29.560
but I'm tired. Would you excuse us, ma'am? Not at all.193002:07:29.880 --> 02:07:33.039
The rooms are upstairs for guests, pick whichever ones you want.193102:07:33.479 --> 02:07:35.760
My room is down here if you kids need anything,193202:07:36.119 --> 02:07:43.439
she explained, giving them all a smile. The stranger trudged193302:07:43.479 --> 02:07:47.199
through the harsh winter conditions. He did not know where193402:07:47.239 --> 02:07:51.039
he was going. He was only moving because he felt193502:07:51.039 --> 02:07:54.560
the urge to do so. He would need shelter soon.193602:07:55.600 --> 02:07:58.840
As if reading his mind, the snow led up some193702:08:00.159 --> 02:08:08.640
the lights of the nearby house. Beckoning him, Rachel walked193802:08:08.680 --> 02:08:11.840
into the room she and Matt had claimed, buttoning up193902:08:11.840 --> 02:08:15.039
a pajama shirt. As she did so, Matt sat on194002:08:15.079 --> 02:08:19.760
the bed looking at his phone. Anything interesting, Rachel asked,194102:08:20.600 --> 02:08:24.039
I was checking the weather. Looks like the snow is194202:08:24.079 --> 02:08:29.800
definitely not stopping until late tomorrow night. I guess that194302:08:29.920 --> 02:08:33.279
means we will be staying here for a bit, Rachel said,194402:08:33.600 --> 02:08:37.720
blowing a strand of hair from her face. Looks like it,194502:08:38.319 --> 02:08:43.199
Matt said, sternly. The stranger pried open the back door194602:08:43.279 --> 02:08:48.640
of the dwelling and slipped inside, Finding himself in a kitchen.194702:08:49.119 --> 02:08:52.199
He sat down at a table and pulled off his coat.194802:08:52.760 --> 02:08:55.680
He removed an ice pick from his pocket, laid it194902:08:55.760 --> 02:08:59.119
upon the table, and sighed at the sight of the195002:08:59.159 --> 02:09:08.000
instrument before him. Danny collapsed on to Jack and smiled195102:09:08.039 --> 02:09:11.560
before rolling off of him. The two lovers lied next195202:09:11.560 --> 02:09:15.000
to each other, sweat covering them. I'm gonna take a195302:09:15.039 --> 02:09:18.479
shower while there's still some hot water, Danny said, exiting195402:09:18.520 --> 02:09:22.920
the room. Jack dozed off seconds later, only to come195502:09:23.000 --> 02:09:27.680
two in pitch blackness. He stumbled to his feet in195602:09:27.720 --> 02:09:31.199
search of his phone and the light it would provide.195702:09:31.239 --> 02:09:34.880
The stranger rushed at Jack and pinned him against the wall.195802:09:35.359 --> 02:09:39.760
Jack's assailant slid a gloved hand over his victim's mouth tightly.195902:09:40.399 --> 02:09:45.439
The blows came fast, tearing his flesh savagely. Again and again.196002:09:46.119 --> 02:09:49.720
The stranger let Jack's body collapse to the floor before196102:09:49.760 --> 02:09:54.319
heading to the bathroom and the sound of running water.196202:09:55.800 --> 02:09:59.119
Matt and Rachel rushed into the bathroom as Danny's screams196302:09:59.239 --> 02:10:03.640
rang out repeat. Now Here, they were face to face196402:10:04.359 --> 02:10:08.520
with a psycho path run. Matt screamed as the stranger196502:10:08.560 --> 02:10:11.720
bolted towards them. The duo rushed down the stairs, nearly196602:10:11.760 --> 02:10:14.880
falling over one another. As the stranger pursued them. Their196702:10:14.920 --> 02:10:17.560
eyes went to the front door, widening in joy that196802:10:17.600 --> 02:10:22.600
they would be free of this nightmare. The stranger tackled Matt.196902:10:23.279 --> 02:10:27.000
Rachel screamed. Matt turned his head to look at her197002:10:27.560 --> 02:10:31.039
as the stranger slid his throat. The killer stood up197102:10:31.359 --> 02:10:34.840
and turned to face Rachel. She bolted and dove out197202:10:34.840 --> 02:10:36.640
the window on the far side of the room and197302:10:36.800 --> 02:10:41.000
ran pell Mell into the cold night. The frigid air197402:10:41.079 --> 02:10:45.880
assaulted her lungs and skin. Rachel pressed on, desperately searching197502:10:45.920 --> 02:10:48.520
for signs of life in any of the neighboring houses.197602:10:49.079 --> 02:10:51.960
Minutes passed, and she was ready to give up when197702:10:51.960 --> 02:10:55.319
a light appeared from a distant home. She stumbled forth197802:10:55.439 --> 02:10:57.399
up the stairs and beat on the door until her197902:10:57.479 --> 02:11:01.840
knuckles bled. The door opened, and a middle aged woman198002:11:01.920 --> 02:11:06.439
peered forth from the slight opening. Please please help me.198102:11:07.000 --> 02:11:10.159
The woman looked at Rachel, stunned. She gathered her wits198202:11:10.159 --> 02:11:14.960
and spoke, what's the matter. Somebody's chasing me. He killed198302:11:15.000 --> 02:11:19.159
my friends. The woman ushered Rachel inside and bolted the198402:11:19.199 --> 02:11:26.000
door shut. Honey, I'm home. A voice called out, that's198502:11:26.079 --> 02:11:28.520
my husband. Let me go tell him what happened to you,198602:11:28.960 --> 02:11:31.640
the woman said as she left the room. Wringing her hands,198702:11:32.319 --> 02:11:34.920
Rachel listened to the sound of a clock ticking away198802:11:34.960 --> 02:11:40.359
in the kitchen. The gentle tick talk droned on and198902:11:40.479 --> 02:11:50.319
on as Rachel's eyelids grew heavier and heavier. Rachel started199002:11:50.359 --> 02:11:55.199
awake as footsteps approached. In the doorway stood the stranger,199102:11:55.760 --> 02:11:59.960
ice pick in hand. His lips split into a gruesome smeame.199202:12:01.079 --> 02:12:05.239
Rachel's blood curdling scream rung through the neighborhood and across199302:12:05.800 --> 02:12:12.760
the cold winter's night. All right, my Spooky is you199402:12:12.920 --> 02:12:17.319
manage to survive a compilation of the IDEs of March199502:12:18.000 --> 02:12:22.119
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