Best of 2024 | Slasher: Valentine Screams — When Movies Get DEADLY

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Hello, my spookys. It's your host and narrator Enrique Kuto here,

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and I'm excited to celebrate all of the accomplishments and

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scares we've made in the last year. So I'm presenting

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to you something I picked special as one of the

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best episodes of twenty twenty four. This one is Slasher

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Valentine Screams. It's a novella length episode written by Rob Fields,

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the man behind stric Field and so much more, including

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our current mini series running right now called Spin the Bottle.

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If you missed this one, you're gonna really enjoy it.

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It's full of bloody mayhem and monstrous murder, the kind

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of thing you like if you like being here. So

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whether it's new to you or you're revisiting, enjoy the story.

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Slasher Valentine Screams by Rob Fields. Perspective Vicky Valentine. I'm

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sitting on my throne on my set at Channel sixty

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one in North Ridgeway. Who'd have thought I'd go from

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being the Queen of porn to being both a high

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profile scream queen and the Queen of the night. Seriously,

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if you'd have told me years ago that I'd be

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a premier horror movie star, I'd have asked you what

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you were smoking and where I could get some. Of course,

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we all know i'd have eaten those words. Huh. Anyway,

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I'm sitting here in my black ball gown and blood

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colored hair dyed that makes me look like an evil

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version of Jessica Rabbit if you don't know Googler. I

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first started playing my Friday Night character in the original

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Veranda Queen of the Night, which was made by the

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Eerie City players from their university. That movie became such

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a hit that Channel sixty one out of North Ridgeway

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sat down with the players and worked out an agreement

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to get the rights to Veranda for a weekly horror

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host program. Next, Channel sixty one contacted me and asked

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if I'd consider reprising Veranda every Friday Night to feature

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a horror movie. At our in person meeting, they presented

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me with a very generous contract and the rest was history.

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I'm currently filming the segments for the Valentines episode where

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I'm presenting Lover's Lane. Yeah, that movie that had Anna

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Ferris before anybody knew who she was from her scary

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movie franchise fame. My contract was originally for one year,

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but Channel sixty one has since signed me to an

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extension to continue hosting Up All Night with Veranda. In fact,

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my show's gotten so popular that I'm doing too every

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Friday night now. I already did my segments for the

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first movie, which was Valentine. After I finished my final segment,

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my director's happy with my performance. As always, this time,

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my girlfriend Bethany Miron accompanied me. You see, after I

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finished taking a shower and putting on street clothes, my

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honey and I will be driving to Ridgeway Heights to

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attend the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre Horror Convention, where the

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world premiere of Slasher Valentine's Screams will be screening. When

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we filmed the original Slasher, it was just a college

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project that the Corgan twins Jesse and Jenny put together.

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The movie was a movie within a movie. Last year,

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we filmed scenes at the convention for Slasher two Valentine's Day.

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Along the way, Bethany and me encountered people from the

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backwoods of Strickfield in the form of ghouls. No shit,

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ghules are very real. Victoria, the matriarch of her family,

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had this giant of a son named Flint. Apparently he

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fell in love with me while watching me on Channel

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sixty one, believing me to really be Veranda. Long story short,

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I was kidnapped and taken to their mansion in the

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backwoods of Strickfield, where Victoria damn near turned me into

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a ghoul myself. Fortunately, Bethany and the Corgan twins came

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to my rescue. Afterwards. We showed those ghouls that you

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never mess with people who make slasher movies for a living. Now,

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the third movie in the Slasher series will have its

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world premiere at the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre Horror Con.

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It's already got a theatrical run lined up with regular showtimes.

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Come on, you just knew there would be another Slasher,

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right as long as the movies keep making money, I said,

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Bethany and me are gonna be heading to Ridgeway Heights

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to spend the weekend at the con to be guests

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and sign autographs and sit through the new Slasher screening.

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I'll even be wearing my black ball gown to be Verandah.

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As soon as Bethany and me arrive at the Hilton,

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We're already checked in thanks to our smartphone apps, and

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our phones also double as our room keys. As we're

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about to turn and head to our room, Vicky Bethany,

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a familiar voice calls out. We both turn to see

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the Corgan Twins coming toward us. We put our bags

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down in exchange hugs. Now, normally Bethany and me like

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to just have some alone time on Thursday nights since

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we both have very busy schedules. I'm going around and

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making more and more horror movies and Bethany's been busy

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in my old profession as a porn star. Looks like

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tonight we're going to make an exception. After Bethany and

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me put our bags in our room, we meet up

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with everybody in the hotel bar to hang out. Thursday

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nights are the calm before the storm, if you will. Yeah,

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there are horror fans who come on Thursday night to

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party and meet up with people they know. Dealers come

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to set up in the Big Room, which is where

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many of us will be sitting and doing our meet

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and greets and photos. The Corgan Twins tell everybody that

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drinks are on them tonight. Anyway, this is the present.

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What I'm sure all of you want to know is

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what happened during the filming of slasher Valentine's Screams. I'm

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sure we're all going to be hanging out in the

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hotel bar for quite a while, So let's go back

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in time, shall we. Last year, I'm finishing a scene

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from my latest movie, Spoiled Brat, another slasher from The

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Corgan Twins. In this one, I play this bored housewife

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who's just so unhappy with my husband. Forget that he

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gives me whatever I want, so I go out and

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have a few affairs. Next thing I know, bodies are

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piling up because of them. Now I'm in the final

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scene where the killer you know what. No, I'm not

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going to say how this ends. That wouldn't be fair

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to all of you planning on seeing it, especially after

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both Fangoria and Room Org magazine did big write ups

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on it. After we wrap, I'm taking a shower and

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washing off all the fake blood and makeup. When I finish,

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I get dressed and come out to find my girlfriend

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Bethany Mirain waiting for me as she's talking with the

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Corgan Twins. And then things are about to get a

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little odd because now I'm seeing Enrique Kuto's here too.

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In case you've never heard of this guy, He's an

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independent filmmaker from Dayton, Ohio. What's he done? Ever hear

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of Babysitter Massacre? How about Scare Waves or the Haunted

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House on Sorty Row? Maybe his Found footage series. He

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also directed Boggy Creek the series. Okay, there's a good

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chance some of you have at least heard about Babysitter Massacre.

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I know Bethany and me both have. In fact, the

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two of us have a little bit of a history

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with mister Kuto. It was around the time when Slasher

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two opened in theaters that Bethany and me were filming

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Babysitter Massacre Daddy's Little Killer Together. Yeah. Enrique Cuto took

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the first book in the series, written by David O'Hanlon,

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and turned it into a full length feature film. I

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played Larkin Combs and Bethany played Aaron Mercer. Let's just

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say Enrique got his money's worth out of both of us.

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Not to mention significant screen time in our sexy birthday suits.

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Bethany sees me and gives me that look that says

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I'm probably not gonna like, what's coming? What's going on?

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I asked the twins. We're still gonna shoot Slasher three? Right? Oh, definitely,

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Jesse Corgan assures us. In fact, after our little pow

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wow here, we're all going to be taking off and

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heading to Ridgeway Heights. Okay, cool, I tell her. Then

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I point to Enrique. But what's he doing here? Jenny

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Corgan smiles, Well, that's what this pow wow's about. There's

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going to be a little change. We're not going to

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be directing Slasher three like we originally planned. After all.

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Oh does that ever get Bethany's head in a whirl?

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Excuse me what? Jenny and Jesse both look regretful a little. Yeah.

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It turns out the special effects we're planning for this

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movie are going to be some of my best work yet.

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And with the new creature suit we're using for the movie,

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I'm gonna need Jesse's help to get everything off smoothly.

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Bethany and me look at each other. When we did

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our Babysitter Massacre film with Enrique Kuto, the Corgan twins

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did the special effects. Actually Jenny did them and Jesse assisted.

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I mean, Enrique really wanted some great effects for his movie.

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He'd seen what Jenny could do for many of the

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Corgan's movies and had a meeting with them. The hen

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Man got his money's worth, no two ways about it.

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Getting back to now, Jesse says, since it'll take the

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both of us to do Jenny's special effects for the

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new Slasher, we hired Enrique to direct it. You both

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okay with that, Jenny finishes. Bethany and me look at

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each other again. Yeah, we're both gonna be in a

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world of shit.

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Don't go away, weekly, spooky, We'll be right back.

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Perspective. Bethany, Mirren, Vicky and I are still looking at

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each other. Then we turn back to look at Enrique.

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Hell no, we both say together. Enrique's jaw drops. Oh

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come on, don't tell me you're both still sore about

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all those rewrites for Daddy's Little Killer. I point right

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at him. For your information. Vicky and I both read

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David O'Hanlon's original book. Nowhere is it written that Larkin

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or Aaron are both naked in any way. Okay, I

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get that I was supposed to make like I was

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giving my hubby movie theater Head, which was in the book,

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But the book never had anything about Aaron having a

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full on sex scene with britt Let alone a few

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of them, or Larkin having a few fuck arounds with

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a few of the other guys in the story. Vicky adds,

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although kudos on making one of them Larkin's new boyfriend.

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I did like that. Enrique raises his finger. Correct me

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if I'm wrong, But I never once heard either of

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you tell me no, He lowers his finger. Besides, how

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many times have you two been naked in front of

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a camera before doing my movie? He laughs a little.

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Vicky Valentine, you're an ex adult film star Bethany Mirren

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also known as Belinda Barnett, you're a current one, and

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you two are in a relationship, so being naked should

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feel natural to the both of you. Vicky points sharply

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at him. Then why don't you get naked on camera?

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Because I damn sure ain't as sexy as you two

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fine ladies, He answers without hesitation. Also, you should know

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by now that movies don't always emulate their books. One

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for one to describe Enrique Kuto, He's one of the

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most unusual people you'll ever meet. He always wears a

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Hawaiian shirt open with a black horror T shirt underneath,

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usually something with Joe Bob Briggs, weird pants that I

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think his mom must have made for him, and crocs.

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He's got long hair, wears circular lensed glasses with bright

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green frames, has a swashbuckler's mustache, and his beard hairs

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braided to make it points straight out. Oh, but I

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ain't letting Enrique off so fast. Okay, you're directing Slasher three,

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but I wouldn't put it past you to rewrite the

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Corgan Twins script to make sure we show even more skin.

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He laughs. My contract specifically states I can't change the

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scenes that the Corgans have already written. Vicky glares at

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him now, but you're up to something. I just know it.

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Enrique sighs. Look, you've both been paid. I've been paid now.

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We just need to make the movie, and we're gonna

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do that. At the con, he quickly raises his finger.

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Oh I almost forgot. The Corgan's told me we actually

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have an Academy Award winner working with us on this movie.

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Oh bullshit, I groan. No, it's true, Jesse says. Remember

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Lizzie Jones from the original Slasher. I believe she goes

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by Elizabeth Jones. Now Jenny corrects her. Enrique takes over. Well,

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I think we all know she's won two Oscars for

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Best Actress. Then what the fuck's she doing shooting Slasher

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three with us? I ask she didn't want anything to

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do with us again once Hollywood signed her. My agent

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told me she didn't want to be involved with Slasher

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two since a porn star was involved and I wasn't

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even acting in the goddamn movie. Hello, Bethany's acting in

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this next movie, now, Vicky reminds everybody. Then she raises

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her finger. I got it from a few reliable sources.

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Lizzy turned out to be another Hollywood diva who thought

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she could write her own paychecks since she won her Oscars,

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Except she ain't been in Hollywood long enough and didn't

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have enough movies under her belt. So Jesse nods. Sounds

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about right. As for what Lizzie's doing in our movie,

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her agent negotiated with us to get her a part

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in it. Lizzie even signed her contract. Jenny adds. Supposedly,

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if Lizzie does Slash her three, that can put her

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back on the map for some bigger movies because she'd

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be starring with you. Vicky, Let's face it, you're actually

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a bigger name than Lizzie Jones. Right now, I thought

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Vicky always was. I say, hell, Vicky here had top

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billing in the original movie. I point to Enrique. I

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still say, he plans on hijacking your script again. Enrique

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cannot rewrite our movie in any way. Jesse reminds us Hey,

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come on, ladies, Enrique says, in a suave tone, how

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bad do you think I really am? Vicky and I

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both look at each other again. Yeah, we're totally fucked.

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After the meeting's over, we leave the house where Spoiled

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Brat just wrapped and get in our cars to leave Strickfield.

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I already packed mine in Vicky's bags so we wouldn't

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have to stop by our apartment at Strickfield Cove. After

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a drive, we're in Ridgeway Heights and pulling in at

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the Hilton where the Saint Valentine's Day massacre horror con

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is going to be taking place this Valentine's weekend. Valentine's

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Day itself is Sunday. On the way, Vicky and I

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checked into the hotel on our apps. We're ready to

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hit our room and skip the front desk completely. As

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soon as Vicky and I reach our room, we go

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in and put our bags down. Vicki falls back on

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our bed and stretches herself. I really want to get

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drunk tonight, especially after finding out Kuto's directing our new slasher.

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I get on the bed with the love of my

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life and look deep into her eyes. We're easing our

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arms around each other before I savor those sweet, delicious

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lips of hers. This coming Valentine's Day will be one

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year that Vicki and I have been together as a

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full on couple. Ironic huh. Vicki and I practically hated

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each other when we first did slash her. How the

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fuck did the two of us ever lower the walls

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and even become friends? How did we even become roommates?

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Like I said, we're still living in our apartment together

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at Strickfield Cove. Fuck. It really hurts in the pit

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of my tummy whenever Vicky's near me. I can't believe

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how much I've fallen for her. I wanted her so bad.

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I tried convincing her to come back into porn with me.

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Then she showed me that wasn't necessary. You okay, I

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ask her. When we stop kissing, she gazes at me.

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I am now you always know how to keep me

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away from the hotel bar. Well, if you really want

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to get drunk, I'm sure we can go. I start

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to say. Our eyes meet again. Then Vicki and I

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kiss with more passion and hunger. Before long, our clothes

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are coming off. At least, the sex my honey and

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I have is completely honest, as in no cameras, no scripts,

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and pure emotions. I know I'm Vicky's first real relationship,

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and I'm always trying to do right with her. I

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don't want her to ever regret being with me. She

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told me she trusts me completely and doesn't care in

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the slightest that getting laid is my day job. I'm

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the one you always come home to at the end

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of the day, she said, and she's a thousand percent

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Right After Vicki and I fuck a couple of times,

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we're under the covers and holding each other. I still say, Enriquet,

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Kuto's got something up his sleeve for Slasher three, Vicky says,

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I laugh a little. I don't doubt it. The question

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is what exactly will he do? He probably already knows

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how he's getting more nudity out of us. I'm sure.

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Then we both hear chimes on our smartphones. Vicky reaches

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over and picks up hers. It's Kuto already. He wants

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to start filming some scenes tonight. Fucking hell, I groan.

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I was hoping to have a nice, quiet night with

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you before the storm. This weekend will be okay, baby,

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Vicky assures me. I groan as we both get out

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of bed and put our clothes back on before we leave.

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I ease Vicky to me so we can share one

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more kiss before heading out.

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You're not safe yet, Weekly Spooky will be right back.

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Perspective, Elizabeth Jones. I'm here in one of the conference

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rooms reserved for the Slasher people and arguing with Enrique

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Kuto about the script. My agent, Doug Ben's is standing

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here with me. I don't care what this motherfucking script,

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says Kuto. I yell, I will absolutely not be doing

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any nude scenes whatsoever. I already showed my bouncing boobies

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in the original Slasher. You want me fully naked, then

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get a fucking body double. Yes, Kuto still wants to

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fuck with me one more time. Read your contract. According

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to the Corgans, everybody who signed a contract for this

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movie agreed to do nudity. I'm pretty sure I don't

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have any any body doubles that resemble you, Catherine Heigel.

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I put my finger right in his face. Oh you

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watch who you're talking to, Buddy, I'll have you cleaning

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shitouses for a living instead of directing movies. Then I

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see Vicky Valentine and Bethany Mirren. How about you get

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one of those bitches right there to do my nudity,

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because again, I ain't taking my mother fucking clothes off,

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and you can't make me. Kuto sighs. Look, Lizzie, Elizabeth,

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you will call me Elizabeth Jones. I yell, and last time,

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I ain't doing any fucking nudity. He turns away from

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me to address those two porn sluts? Are you even

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listening to me? As Kuto starts talking to Vicki and Bethany,

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I lash out and shove him. You will not turn

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your back on me when I'm talking to you. I'm

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Elizabeth Jones. You hear me, Elizabeth Jones. Kuto suddenly turns

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his attention back to me. I don't care if you're

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Angelina Jolie. He points right at me. Now, everybody here

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signed contracts for this movie. Every actor here is doing

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nudity in the New Slasher. I'm gonna lay this out

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for you in simple terms. You don't fulfill the terms

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of your contract, then I'm sure the Corgan Twins will

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be seeing you in court. It's called breach of contract.

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Kuto points to Doug. Your agent here should be telling

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you what I'm telling you. Speaking of talking, you realize

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everything you said to me was a waste of time,

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right or weren't you listening when I mentioned the Corgan Twins.

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They wrote the New Slasher and had the contracts drawn

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up again. Everybody signed them, including you, before I was

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even involved. The Corgan Twins come and stand with Enrique.

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That's right, Jenny says. We watched you sign yours together.

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Maybe you should have read your contract first. Couldn't have

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said it better myself, Jesse agrees. Then she turns to Kuto. Sorry,

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we're late. We had to make sure we were good

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for the scene. You said you wanted to shoot first.

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We're ready when you are, Director, Kuto nods. Then I

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turned to Doug. Is that all you're gonna do is

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just stand there? What the fuck am I even paying

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you for? I growl and walk away from everybody and

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slip into the dealer room. Doug follows behind me, trying

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to talk to me. What a fucking weasel perspective, Enrique Cuto.

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Lizzie Jones ain't the first prima donna I've had to

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work with, and she won't be the last. At least

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now I know what I'll be covering on my next

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episode of the Working Filmmaker podcast. Now, I'm just waiting

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for everybody to get into their costumes soon. Vicky and

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Bethany show up in theirs. For the record, Vicky Valentine's

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not playing the scream Queen killer. In fact, she's not

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in this movie this time. However, her skin tight white

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dress is an homage to her being the screen queen

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in the second movie, and it's much shorter. Before the

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dress went down to her knees. Now it's short enough

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to wear. All she has to do is bend over

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enough and you can see her underwear if she's even

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wearing any. Not only that, that dress literally clings to

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her body. She has matching stiletto heels on She's playing

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a character named Candy Graham. Bethany's playing a character named

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Roxy Willis. After reading the Corgan's script, it turns out

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the new Slasher is going to be a creature feature

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and not an actual slasher movie. Guess that's why many

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of the actors who died off in the first two

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movies are back for this one. Oh and the three

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is being dropped from the title entirely. Is everything okay,

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Bethany asks, I shrug, Hey, I told Lizzie what I

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needed to tell her. Bethany's wearing a pair of tight

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fitting jeans, sandals, and a tight top. I can tell you.

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The Corgans are promising more blood, more gore, more gruesome kills,

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and more skin. Seeing many of their movies, the Corgans

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have no filter when it comes to exploitation. In fact,

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the late Great Russ Meyer is their role model and inspiration.

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Enrique wants to shoot one of the kills. Jenny says,

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you said you got it all set up, I asked

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the twins. See for yourself. Jesse replies. We all head

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to one of the conference rooms the Corgan's reserved for

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us to shoot the movie. We go in and I

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am loving what I'm seeing. Nice. It's also here where

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we find a few of the other actors waiting, and

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then the look on Bethany's face when she sees him Cody.

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She says like her stomach just dropped long time, No

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see Belinda Barnett. Cody King sneers. He's from the original

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movie too. He's still sneering when he nods. But I

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can see you whenever I want, since I'm one of

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your biggest fans. Loved your work in things that come

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in threes. You do all your own stunts. Vicky's about

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to come to her defense, but Bethany stops her and

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steps up to Cody. Fuck you, asshole. You had your

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chance with me, but you decided I wasn't good enough

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for you. And what I do with my life is

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just that my life. I'm a porn star now and

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fucking proud of it. Then she sneers herself. Did you

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bring your little slut bitch with you or did she

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catch you getting head from another girl the way I

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caught you and dumped your ass. Jenny points right at Cody.

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We talked about this. If you can't be professional around

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Bethany or Vicky. Then you can take a walk and

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forfeit your paycheck. Enrique can play your part if necessary.

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Cody's still sneering, but he raises his hand. Nah, we're good.

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It's all water under the bridge. Like I said, I'm

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a big fan of these two chicks. Now I get

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everybody's attention. Okay, people. Then I explain the scene and

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what I expect from my actors. After that, I let

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the Corgans explain what they're doing to make the effects

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for the first scene work. I nod approvingly. Love it. Okay,

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places everyone. Cody's still going to be in other parts

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of the movie, but I'm really itching to see what

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the Corgans do with these next level practical effects Jenny

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came up with, especially that new lizard suit she's been

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working on for the past year. When I'm sure everybody's

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where they need to be, I call out action. Bethany

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and VICKI both have a little blood spattered on them

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after running into the lizard monster. They're acting all scared

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after narrowly escaping in an earlier scene. We have to

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shoot yet, probably tomorrow. After the Slasher two screening anyway,

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the girls know nobody here at the Saint Valentine's Day

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Massacre Horror con can help them. The lizard monster can

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easily be right out in the open, since a lot

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of people like to cosplay at these cons. You should

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see Cinema Wasteland over in Cleveland twice a year. Wow,

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that sweat Jenny made up and sprayed the girls with

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is amazing. Getting the Corgan twins to do the effects

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for Babysitter Massacre Daddy's a Little Killer sure made that

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movie a hit. Then Bethany and VICKI see the lizard

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monster that got into the convention after escaping from a

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government convoy. I already shot those scenes with the Corgans

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before we went to pick up Vicky and Bethany. The

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creatures got realistic looking blood on the teeth and claws,

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especially on the chest man. Just seeing Vicky Valentine running

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in those heels, it's like she's running in tennis shoes.

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Goddamn you get away. Bethany screams at the monster. Get fucked,

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Vicky ads leave us alone. The girls just stand there

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and look really scared when the monster roars. Just seeing

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them makes me want a shiver. The girls turn and

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run again. Soon Cody snatches their arms and pulls them

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into a room. Not the kill one yet, I've been

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looking all over this fucking hotel for you, too, Cody rumbles.

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Sam's dead. Bethany gasps Cody looking stupid. Now, huh that

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fucking lizard monster thing got her. Vicky tries telling him bullshit,

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there ain't no fucking giant lizard walking around here. Cody

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fires back, don't think I didn't see you bitches getting

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high outside the main doors earlier. Bethany and VICKI soon

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turn him around. Then Bethany points and demands, then, what

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the fuck is that? When one of the hotel staff

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approaches the lizard creature, it quickly slashes four big marks

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down his chest. After screaming, blood and organs drop fast,

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the staff person groans and falls over dead. Jenny's practical

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effects are spot on so far. Cody and the girls

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run where they're supposed to. They think they've lost the

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lizard creature. Soon they all run into the indicated room.

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As Cody tries to slam the doors, the creature practically

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runs him, over coming in. Cody screams when the lizard

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quickly slashes him with its claws. Then it slashes at

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him a few more times. Cody acts really hurt and

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falls onto the table in what's supposed to be a

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conference room. The girls scream and try to help Cody,

463
00:29:32.039 --> 00:29:35.559
but Vicky gets knocked on her ass. After Bethany helps

464
00:29:35.640 --> 00:29:38.079
Vicky up, the girls have to step away from Cody

465
00:29:38.599 --> 00:29:42.359
to save themselves. Cody keeps backing up on the table,

466
00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:45.240
blood running out of his wounds and collecting on the

467
00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:49.599
floor first, then the table. I gotta call a quick

468
00:29:49.640 --> 00:29:52.960
cut for the Corgans to switch to practical effects. When

469
00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:57.119
everything's ready, I call action again. The lizard monster jumps

470
00:29:57.200 --> 00:30:00.519
up on the table, landing on its hind feet. Then

471
00:30:00.599 --> 00:30:03.400
it grabs Cody's arms and pulls him up to where

472
00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:07.039
it can look him right in the eyes. Suddenly, the

473
00:30:07.119 --> 00:30:11.000
monster opens its mouth and brings its whole jaws right

474
00:30:11.119 --> 00:30:15.440
down over Cody's head. The big chump will be added

475
00:30:15.440 --> 00:30:19.279
in post production. The creature shakes the fake body to

476
00:30:19.319 --> 00:30:22.440
make it look like Cody's struggling before it draws back

477
00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:25.680
to rip the head clean off and drop the body.

478
00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:29.119
Blood squirts out of the neck until the body lands

479
00:30:29.160 --> 00:30:33.000
on its back. From there, more fake blood starts pouring

480
00:30:33.079 --> 00:30:37.400
out of the neck. The creature swallows Cody's entire head

481
00:30:37.720 --> 00:30:42.039
in one easy gulp. The sound will also be added

482
00:30:42.079 --> 00:30:46.480
in post Jesus Christ. That thing fucking ate Cody's head.

483
00:30:46.960 --> 00:30:51.039
Vicky whimpers, Bethany screams, and her pants are now getting wet.

484
00:30:51.079 --> 00:30:53.559
In a hurry. Both of the girls scream when they

485
00:30:53.599 --> 00:30:57.279
realize Cody's blood just got on them. To end the scene,

486
00:30:57.359 --> 00:31:00.759
the girls scream like they've never screamed and run past

487
00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:04.319
the creature to escape the room. Then the creature licks

488
00:31:04.359 --> 00:31:08.279
its entire mouth clean before jumping off the table and

489
00:31:08.400 --> 00:31:12.920
back into the hallway to pursue the girls again and

490
00:31:13.039 --> 00:31:17.319
cut I yell excitedly. Jenny Corgan comes out from under

491
00:31:17.359 --> 00:31:20.200
the table. Jesse had to be inside the lizard suit

492
00:31:20.319 --> 00:31:23.599
to make those effects work. Cody himself came out from

493
00:31:23.680 --> 00:31:27.640
under the table head still intact. We need to do

494
00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:31.960
another take, Bethany asks, when her and Vicky come back in. Nope,

495
00:31:32.000 --> 00:31:35.680
we got it, I say, now I'm staring right at Vicky.

496
00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:41.960
What she stammers, um, honey. Bethany tries to tell her,

497
00:31:43.079 --> 00:31:46.799
love seeing your big, beautiful tits in the flesh. Vicky

498
00:31:47.200 --> 00:31:52.200
Cody sneers approvingly. Like I've said before, I definitely fuck you.

499
00:31:52.440 --> 00:31:56.640
Jenny Purrs then laughs. Bethany points right at her. You

500
00:31:56.799 --> 00:32:00.440
keep dreaming. Vicky looks down and sees the top of

501
00:32:00.440 --> 00:32:04.599
her dress came down just enough to fully expose her breasts.

502
00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:07.559
Then I noticed the two camera guys I brought with

503
00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:11.400
me are still filming. Well, I sure ain't gonna say nothing.

504
00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:15.640
After Vicky repacks her breasts, we leave to let everybody

505
00:32:15.640 --> 00:32:19.400
clean up and get ready for the next scene.

506
00:32:20.079 --> 00:32:23.720
Don't go away, Weekly, Spooky will be right back.

507
00:32:29.440 --> 00:32:36.000
Perspective, Elizabeth Jones. I'm walking around the dealer room. Doug

508
00:32:36.119 --> 00:32:38.880
keeps trying to tell me I can possibly be sued

509
00:32:38.920 --> 00:32:42.799
if I don't agree to fulfill my obligations and take

510
00:32:42.839 --> 00:32:46.480
my clothes off for my scenes. I told you I

511
00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:49.839
wanted to negotiate a no nudity clause in my contract.

512
00:32:50.039 --> 00:32:53.079
I snap, what part about that? Did you have a51300:32:53.119 --> 00:32:57.880



hard time understanding, you fucking weasel. I'm listening to him51400:32:57.920 --> 00:33:01.440



and his pathetic excuses, and then one of the dealers51500:33:01.480 --> 00:33:06.079



is unpacking Some are these real gold and jewelry? I51600:33:06.160 --> 00:33:09.440



asked the man. The man of probably fifty turns and51700:33:09.480 --> 00:33:13.599



looks at me. Yes, yes they are. I pick up51800:33:13.640 --> 00:33:15.839



the piece that looks like some kind of a lizard.51900:33:15.880 --> 00:33:19.279



Man looks similar to that shit creature being used in52000:33:19.319 --> 00:33:22.680



the movie. I can't believe they're making the new slasher52100:33:22.759 --> 00:33:26.720



a creature feature instead of the traditional slasher movies those52200:33:27.039 --> 00:33:31.839



stupid horror fans love so much. Anyway, this lizard's really52300:33:31.960 --> 00:33:35.480



shiny gold with emerald green eyes and ruby red teeth52400:33:35.480 --> 00:33:38.559



and claws. I don't know what it is about this thing,52500:33:38.640 --> 00:33:42.519



but I really want it. What are you asking for this?52600:33:42.880 --> 00:33:47.400



I ask? The man looks at me. Are you Are52700:33:47.400 --> 00:33:52.319



you Elizabeth Jones? I try smiling for him. Why, yes,52800:33:52.480 --> 00:33:55.640



yes I am. I saw you in that movie My52900:33:55.839 --> 00:33:59.160



Summer of Love. The man tells me, I never knew53000:33:59.160 --> 00:34:03.240



you spoke such fluent French. Very well done. You deserve53100:34:03.279 --> 00:34:07.880



to win that Oscar for your performance. Thanks, I managed53200:34:07.920 --> 00:34:11.719



to say. You don't seem too proud. Is something wrong?53300:34:12.440 --> 00:34:16.800



He asks? I sigh. I just don't consider that movie53400:34:16.840 --> 00:34:20.280



to be my crowning achievement. I guess the Academy of53500:34:20.320 --> 00:34:24.119



Motion Picture Arts and Sciences thought different. I never got53600:34:24.159 --> 00:34:27.599



nominated for a single other award, so why would I53700:34:27.599 --> 00:34:31.440



get nominated for Best Actress at the Oscars, right, so53800:34:31.559 --> 00:34:34.880



I go. I didn't even have an acceptance speech prepared53900:34:35.199 --> 00:34:37.440



because I knew I didn't have a snowball's chance in54000:34:37.559 --> 00:34:41.000



hell of winning that statue. Brad Pitt actually had to54100:34:41.000 --> 00:34:42.960



smack my arm to get me to snap out of54200:34:42.960 --> 00:34:46.079



it and go on stage to get my award. I'm54300:34:46.079 --> 00:34:49.000



glad you liked the movie and everything, sir, but I54400:34:49.039 --> 00:34:51.639



could have won both my Oscars for better movies than54500:34:51.679 --> 00:34:55.159



the two I won for. Sorry. When I put the54600:34:55.199 --> 00:34:57.960



Golden Lizard back on the table, the man picks it54700:34:58.000 --> 00:35:01.960



back up and hands it to me. No charge. I54800:35:02.039 --> 00:35:05.719



shake my head quickly. No, I can't take this from you, sir.54900:35:06.239 --> 00:35:07.960



At least tell me how much you want for it.55000:35:08.000 --> 00:35:11.440



I promise you I can afford it, no charge, The55100:35:11.480 --> 00:35:15.239



man repeats again. I insist, it's not every day I55200:35:15.320 --> 00:35:19.280



meet a celebrity such as yourself, Miss Jones. Please I55300:35:19.360 --> 00:35:23.360



nod once and accept the golden lizard. Thank you so much,55400:35:24.039 --> 00:35:28.679



he smiles. Isley Tinker at your service. Turns out I55500:35:28.719 --> 00:35:31.320



had some wares that I felt would potentially sell at55600:35:31.320 --> 00:35:34.440



this convention, so I bought a few tables to set55700:35:34.519 --> 00:35:37.360



up here. And I have the privilege of having Elizabeth55800:35:37.480 --> 00:35:41.480



Jones as my first customer here, even though the convention55900:35:41.599 --> 00:35:45.000



hasn't officially opened yet. I give him a little smile.56000:35:45.719 --> 00:35:48.920



At least let me give you an autograph. Mister Tinker56100:35:48.960 --> 00:35:52.760



brightens up. In that case, I would consider that a56200:35:52.840 --> 00:35:56.719



fair trade. He gives me a convention flyer to sign.56300:35:57.239 --> 00:35:59.119



I even let him get a few pictures with me.56400:35:59.639 --> 00:36:01.760



We talk for a little bit longer before I let56500:36:01.840 --> 00:36:04.079



him get back to work. I tell him I'll be56600:36:04.159 --> 00:36:07.440



at the convention all weekend long. As I'm dropping the56700:36:07.440 --> 00:36:10.800



Golden Lizard into my purse, I feel a sharp prick56800:36:10.880 --> 00:36:13.400



on my finger and see that one of the sharp56900:36:13.480 --> 00:36:18.679



ruby teeth cut me. Mister Tinker asks if I'm okay,57000:36:19.239 --> 00:36:21.760



Seeing it's not a serious injury, I tell him I'm57100:36:21.800 --> 00:36:26.639



fine and leave. Doug starts talking to me again, Seriously,57200:36:27.079 --> 00:36:29.400



why do you hate the fact that you won your oscars?57300:36:29.960 --> 00:36:34.360



I grown hard because my Summer of Love and Sophie57400:36:34.440 --> 00:36:36.639



were both films I had to get fully naked and57500:36:36.679 --> 00:36:40.159



do lots of sex scenes for I swear to fucking Christ,57600:36:40.199 --> 00:36:42.280



the only jobs you ever get for me anymore are57700:36:42.360 --> 00:36:44.800



ones where I have to be in all my naked57800:36:44.840 --> 00:36:48.920



glory for the whole world. Doug silent for a little bit,57900:36:49.679 --> 00:36:52.880



then he says, but look at all the millions of58000:36:53.000 --> 00:36:55.719



dollars you made. If it wasn't for those movies and58100:36:55.800 --> 00:36:57.880



all the others I got for you, you wouldn't be living58200:36:57.960 --> 00:37:01.280



large right now. I grown again and storm out of58300:37:01.280 --> 00:37:04.519



the dealer room. As Enrique Kuto is calling out for me,58400:37:04.559 --> 00:37:08.039



I raise my middle finger to him without even acknowledging him,58500:37:08.280 --> 00:37:11.960



and march straight to my room. You better be talking58600:37:11.960 --> 00:37:14.719



to her agent, man. I hear one of those Corgan58700:37:14.840 --> 00:37:18.280



bitches yelling. I keep right on going. As Doug is58800:37:18.320 --> 00:37:20.760



back to telling me the Corgan twins will take me58900:37:20.840 --> 00:37:23.519



to court over my not doing the nude scenes in59000:37:23.559 --> 00:37:26.599



their movie, I tell him to fuck off and go59100:37:26.639 --> 00:37:29.800



spend the night somewhere else tonight. As soon as I59200:37:29.880 --> 00:37:32.639



open my door to my room, Doug shoves me inside59300:37:32.679 --> 00:37:35.519



and comes in with me. After slamming the door. He59400:37:35.599 --> 00:37:39.639



points right at me. You are the most ungrateful bitch59500:37:39.719 --> 00:37:44.039



I have ever had the misfortune to represent. He yells,59600:37:44.519 --> 00:37:46.519



you asked me to get you a movie where no59700:37:46.599 --> 00:37:49.280



one would know you all that? Well, the best I59800:37:49.320 --> 00:37:52.880



could get you was this midwestern horror movie, and I59900:37:53.079 --> 00:37:57.599



told you I wasn't taking my fucking clothes off, I60000:37:57.719 --> 00:38:01.000



remind him. But you never thought Tony negotiate that no60100:38:01.199 --> 00:38:06.320



nudity clause, did you. I'm really frustrated. Now again, what60200:38:06.559 --> 00:38:09.559



in the actual fuck am I paying you for? If60300:38:09.559 --> 00:38:12.679



you're not going to do what I say? I drop60400:38:12.760 --> 00:38:15.360



my purse on the bed. You didn't even read that60500:38:15.440 --> 00:38:18.920



motherfucking script, did you. It's not just me shaking my60600:38:19.000 --> 00:38:22.960



bouncing globes for one scene like in the original Slasher. No,60700:38:23.360 --> 00:38:26.639



I have to be full tits, ass and cooch. I60800:38:26.760 --> 00:38:30.199



raise my finger, and I'm also supposed to be naked60900:38:30.199 --> 00:38:34.199



with a guy for two scenes, two scenes. I roar61000:38:34.280 --> 00:38:38.639



and shove Dug back. Now, just fuck you, get out61100:38:38.679 --> 00:38:43.119



of my room now. Suddenly Doug shoves me again. Then61200:38:43.199 --> 00:38:45.639



he comes at me and forces me down on the bed.61300:38:46.480 --> 00:38:48.599



The next thing I know, he's right on top of me.61400:38:49.440 --> 00:38:52.199



Before I can react, he rips my blouse and braw61500:38:52.280 --> 00:38:56.239



open together to expose my huge breasts. Then he takes61600:38:56.280 --> 00:38:59.000



hold of my miniskirt and yanks both it and my61700:38:59.159 --> 00:39:04.440



panties away. You bastard, I shriek. He quickly gets on61800:39:04.480 --> 00:39:09.079



top of me and inside me. I hate this fucking61900:39:09.079 --> 00:39:15.000



weasel so much, yet I married him. I'm reminded of62000:39:15.000 --> 00:39:16.920



that when he fucks me the way he knows I62100:39:17.000 --> 00:39:20.119



need to be fucked, reminding me of why I'll probably62200:39:20.159 --> 00:39:23.320



never be able to divorce him. But Doug fucked up62300:39:23.320 --> 00:39:26.400



big time with this movie, so I quickly turn him62400:39:26.440 --> 00:39:28.840



over and sit on him. I'm going to vent my62500:39:28.960 --> 00:39:34.480



aggression and fuck his goddamn brains out. Okay, you fucking weasel.62600:39:34.920 --> 00:39:38.039



I glare down at him. I'll do that slasher movie.62700:39:38.599 --> 00:39:41.840



But oh, you're gonna owe me real big for this one.62800:39:42.599 --> 00:39:44.800



He tries to get me on my back again, but62900:39:44.880 --> 00:39:48.360



I stay right where I am. No way, Doug, I'm63000:39:48.360 --> 00:39:50.679



gonna fuck you within an inch of your life. I63100:39:50.800 --> 00:39:55.800



fucking hate you so goddamn much. No, I ain't lying63200:39:55.880 --> 00:39:59.639



about hating Doug, but he's so fucking good in bed.63300:40:01.440 --> 00:40:05.679



More scares to come weekly, Spooky, We'll be right back.63400:40:09.679 --> 00:40:15.719



Perspective Bethany Mirn. Enrique asks us to shoot one more63500:40:15.760 --> 00:40:18.320



scene tonight. At first I thought it was the end63600:40:18.360 --> 00:40:21.280



for me, since I was supposed to die horribly on63700:40:21.360 --> 00:40:26.480



the convention floor. Two things prevented that one, the convention's63800:40:26.519 --> 00:40:31.079



not officially open until tomorrow, and two the Corgans forgot63900:40:31.119 --> 00:40:34.039



to give me a copy of the updated script. I64000:40:34.119 --> 00:40:37.039



had to hear from Enrique that I've now been elevated64100:40:37.039 --> 00:40:40.440



from being the rich, big titted bimbo to being the64200:40:40.559 --> 00:40:45.360



lead and the final girl. So the Corgans suggested Enrique64300:40:45.440 --> 00:40:48.000



shoot the scene where Cody and I are supposed to fuck.64400:40:48.679 --> 00:40:52.280



This way we can finish his big scenes tonight. Before64500:40:52.280 --> 00:40:54.880



we shoot it, the Corgans ask me if I'm going64600:40:54.920 --> 00:40:58.079



to be okay doing the nudity with him. Even Vicky64700:40:58.199 --> 00:41:01.480



asks me, I quickly turn to her and take her hand.64800:41:02.239 --> 00:41:04.760



It's not what you think, baby. I don't love him,64900:41:05.000 --> 00:41:09.199



not anymore, not after what he did. I love you, Vicky,65000:41:09.800 --> 00:41:13.159



only you. Every time I tell Vicky I love her65100:41:13.440 --> 00:41:15.920



or how much I love her, it makes her cry65200:41:15.960 --> 00:41:18.760



a little. It's very hard for her to say she65300:41:18.800 --> 00:41:23.039



loves me back, but the tears are her way. Personally,65400:41:23.760 --> 00:41:27.679



I'm quite okay with that. I positively will not do65500:41:27.760 --> 00:41:30.199



the scene if you're not okay with it, I tell her.65600:41:30.960 --> 00:41:35.360



Vicky leans in and kisses me. Then she says, you65700:41:35.400 --> 00:41:38.400



think I don't trust you? By now? Bethany, we'll be65800:41:38.480 --> 00:41:41.840



together for one full year this Sunday. She cries a65900:41:41.840 --> 00:41:46.119



little again. Then I hug her to me. I love you.66000:41:47.519 --> 00:41:50.159



She squeezes me back before we let go of each other.66100:41:50.719 --> 00:41:53.840



I tell the Corgans i'll shoot the scene. According to66200:41:53.840 --> 00:41:57.039



the script, we're supposed to fuck after getting really drunk66300:41:57.400 --> 00:42:00.920



before that mutant lizard shows up to kill us. We66400:42:01.000 --> 00:42:03.039



go to one of the hotel rooms where we're shooting66500:42:03.039 --> 00:42:06.119



the scene. Cody and I act like we've been doing66600:42:06.119 --> 00:42:10.039



some heavy partying and got really smashed. I can tell66700:42:10.039 --> 00:42:13.760



Cody's really looking forward to getting naked with me again66800:42:13.840 --> 00:42:17.239



after all this time. Sure I could get Cody to66900:42:17.280 --> 00:42:20.519



fuck me for real to really sell the scene. I mean,67000:42:21.280 --> 00:42:24.679



making adult movies is my day job, right, But I67100:42:24.800 --> 00:42:28.519



refuse to give Cody the satisfaction. If he truly didn't67200:42:28.559 --> 00:42:30.960



know what he had when he was with me, then67300:42:31.039 --> 00:42:34.960



that's his big loss. Cody and I drink another fake67400:42:35.039 --> 00:42:38.960



cocktail before we start kissing hot and heavy. Before long,67500:42:39.039 --> 00:42:42.079



we have each other naked. When I feel Cody's trying67600:42:42.079 --> 00:42:45.239



to go into me, I quickly switch positions. I managed67700:42:45.239 --> 00:42:47.400



to last long enough for the mutant lizard to show67800:42:47.480 --> 00:42:49.800



up and come at us. It cuts me on the67900:42:49.920 --> 00:42:52.639



arm before Cody and I escape and run in different68000:42:52.679 --> 00:42:57.480



directions no clothes. Once Enrique calls cut, we both come68100:42:57.519 --> 00:42:59.559



back into the room and get our clothes back on.68200:43:00.199 --> 00:43:03.360



Cody sneers at me again as I'm getting dressed. Oh,68300:43:03.400 --> 00:43:05.719



he's definitely pissed at me since he didn't get what68400:43:05.760 --> 00:43:09.360



he wanted. Fuck him. I take VICKI and leave when68500:43:09.360 --> 00:43:14.760



Erique says it's a wrap for tonight. Vicky and I68600:43:14.920 --> 00:43:17.880



enter our room and I lock the door. I need68700:43:17.880 --> 00:43:20.159



my girl so badly right now that I grab her68800:43:20.239 --> 00:43:24.000



to me and kiss her passionately. Vicky's really shaking in68900:43:24.039 --> 00:43:28.239



my arms, telling me she's crying again. When we stop,69000:43:28.320 --> 00:43:31.800



she sniffles and lowers herself to unclasp and remove her heels.69100:43:32.559 --> 00:43:36.280



She's still crying softly when she stands up and waits69200:43:36.280 --> 00:43:38.599



for me to come to her. The top of her69300:43:38.639 --> 00:43:42.440



skin tight white dress is already down again, exposing her69400:43:42.480 --> 00:43:46.360



beautiful breasts. Vicky and I kiss with even more fire69500:43:46.440 --> 00:43:50.480



and passion as we work to undress each other. Go figure,69600:43:50.880 --> 00:43:53.480



I'm fucking lots of guys and girls alike when I'm69700:43:53.519 --> 00:43:57.199



on porn sets, but that's all. They are, just very69800:43:57.239 --> 00:44:01.480



fat paychecks and complimentary copies of the finish movies. But69900:44:01.559 --> 00:44:05.280



I never ever feel the fire and electricity I get70000:44:05.480 --> 00:44:08.719



when I'm intimate with VICKI soon we both get on70100:44:08.760 --> 00:44:10.920



the bed where we have all the time in the70200:44:10.960 --> 00:44:14.559



world now, well, at least until eight in the morning,70300:44:14.599 --> 00:44:21.800



when we have to show up and shoot some more scenes. Perspective,70400:44:22.360 --> 00:44:26.840



Elizabeth Jones. I'm waking up when I feel I'm stiff70500:44:26.880 --> 00:44:30.079



as a board. I'm trying to turn myself so I70600:44:30.079 --> 00:44:32.000



can drop my feet on the floor and head to70700:44:32.039 --> 00:44:35.079



the bathroom and pee. I can hear Doug on my70800:44:35.280 --> 00:44:38.679



side and feel his arm draped over me. Yeah, he'll70900:44:38.719 --> 00:44:42.719



be dead tired until morning. Hey, he really pissed me off,71000:44:43.000 --> 00:44:45.320



so I made him pay by giving him more of71100:44:45.360 --> 00:44:48.400



me than he could handle. I wouldn't get off until71200:44:48.480 --> 00:44:53.679



I was completely satisfied. What the fuck? Why do I71300:44:53.719 --> 00:44:57.280



feel like I'm being held back? Doug ain't strong enough71400:44:57.280 --> 00:44:59.719



to keep me all to himself. He's a fucking whimp.71500:45:00.440 --> 00:45:03.760



I finally force myself to turn over and PLoP right71600:45:03.880 --> 00:45:07.199



onto the floor. I want to start yelling again, but71700:45:07.800 --> 00:45:12.079



I'm finding I can't say a damn thing. I'm trying71800:45:12.079 --> 00:45:14.440



to turn onto my ripe ass and sit up. But71900:45:15.639 --> 00:45:20.599



why do I feel so goddamn stiff? Just then I72000:45:20.679 --> 00:45:23.480



hear some groaning and see Doug trying to sit up.72100:45:24.039 --> 00:45:27.519



He groans again and manages to get up. He turns72200:45:27.559 --> 00:45:30.920



on the lamp and yawns. He's just wearing his boxers72300:45:30.920 --> 00:45:33.639



as he turns to look at me, expecting me to72400:45:33.719 --> 00:45:38.679



be sleeping. Then Doug utters an ultra high pitch scream.72500:45:39.360 --> 00:45:41.800



I mean, I'm supposed to be the one who does that.72600:45:42.239 --> 00:45:44.480



It's part of my job when it's in the script, right,72700:45:44.960 --> 00:45:48.000



But Doug's literally screaming like a high school girl in72800:45:48.039 --> 00:45:51.719



some stupid horror movie. I put my hands on the72900:45:51.719 --> 00:45:55.360



bed to pull myself up. Holy Jesus Christ, what the73000:45:55.400 --> 00:46:01.760



fuck I got these big ass hands? If they're even73100:46:01.880 --> 00:46:06.599



hands at all, they look more like claws. Maybe I73200:46:06.639 --> 00:46:10.320



feel like I'm heavy as fuck. Hey, I usually eat good,73300:46:10.360 --> 00:46:13.760



since I only eat one huge meal a day. Even then,73400:46:13.840 --> 00:46:17.119



I still have my girlish figure. When I pull myself73500:46:17.119 --> 00:46:19.760



to my feet, Doug screams like a little bitch again73600:46:19.840 --> 00:46:22.360



and goes to the door. He throws it open and73700:46:22.400 --> 00:46:25.280



makes more whiny bitch screams when he runs out into73800:46:25.320 --> 00:46:28.920



the hallway. Now I'm able to better move myself. So73900:46:29.039 --> 00:46:33.719



I are those my feet and what the fuck is74000:46:33.760 --> 00:46:37.639



that wagging I feel at my ass? Then there's the74100:46:37.719 --> 00:46:42.159



fact that I'm all scaly and my head's hitting the ceiling.74200:46:43.079 --> 00:46:45.679



The next thing I know, I'm squeezing myself out into74300:46:45.679 --> 00:46:49.320



the hallway. Now I'm hearing more people crying out and74400:46:49.400 --> 00:46:53.159



screaming when they see me. I'm trying to speak again,74500:46:53.719 --> 00:46:58.639



all that keeps coming out is this hissing noise. Seriously,74600:46:58.760 --> 00:47:02.039



what in the actual fuck is going on here? Then74700:47:02.079 --> 00:47:04.159



I see one of the side doors to the hotel74800:47:04.239 --> 00:47:06.840



and turn to it. I have to pass by one74900:47:06.880 --> 00:47:09.880



of the elevators to reach it, wouldn't you know it,75000:47:10.519 --> 00:47:14.199



The fucking elevator door opens up and these people come out.75100:47:14.239 --> 00:47:17.400



One of them almost walks right into me. Now I'm75200:47:17.440 --> 00:47:19.320



looking down at them as they look up at me.75300:47:20.760 --> 00:47:24.920



Then the people laugh. All I have to do is75400:47:24.960 --> 00:47:27.559



see the cans and bottles of beer and know these75500:47:27.599 --> 00:47:30.920



are convention people getting their drunk on on Thursday night.75600:47:31.800 --> 00:47:35.119



One of them turns to his group, Hey, this is75700:47:35.199 --> 00:47:39.480



a horror convention, right is this place even pet friendly.75800:47:39.800 --> 00:47:43.719



A chick asks, yeah, Jenny's got her little chihuahua in75900:47:43.760 --> 00:47:46.960



her room. Another guy answers. Then one of the fuck76000:47:47.000 --> 00:47:51.760



tards points a shaky finger at me. Ah haha, nice costume.76100:47:52.079 --> 00:47:54.920



You're in that movie being filmed here, ain't you. I76200:47:55.000 --> 00:47:58.920



open my mouth and hiss loudly at them. Then I76300:47:58.960 --> 00:48:01.920



start moving my now huge ass and head to the door.76400:48:02.880 --> 00:48:05.840



Now one of them laughs and tries grabbing me from behind.76500:48:06.239 --> 00:48:08.679



I quickly make my new tail swing to give that76600:48:08.760 --> 00:48:12.199



idiot the message. When he backs off, I finally reach76700:48:12.280 --> 00:48:16.800



the door and find it's locked. This might be a76800:48:16.840 --> 00:48:19.400



good sign, though I don't want to run away from76900:48:19.400 --> 00:48:22.480



the hotel. No, I need to find somebody who can77000:48:22.519 --> 00:48:25.639



help me. But do I want to try looking for Doug?77100:48:25.960 --> 00:48:31.519



Did he really scream like a girl? What a fucking weasel?77200:48:32.400 --> 00:48:35.480



Just the same, I better find the fucker. I make77300:48:35.519 --> 00:48:38.559



myself turn around in the hallway. When I do, those77400:48:38.639 --> 00:48:41.599



drunks are still looking right at me. When I hiss77500:48:41.719 --> 00:48:45.000



loudly at them again, they step aside and let me walk.77600:48:45.599 --> 00:48:48.119



I'm going to have to walk this hotel until I77700:48:48.159 --> 00:48:51.280



can find Doug or somebody else who might be able77800:48:51.320 --> 00:48:54.519



to help me. I just know I can't go on77900:48:54.760 --> 00:48:59.280



like this. Still, I'm thinking I should be okay since78000:48:59.320 --> 00:49:01.679



people think it's someone in a lizard suit for the78100:49:01.719 --> 00:49:05.480



new Slasher movie. Better use that to my advantage like78200:49:05.519 --> 00:49:08.320



I do with my sexuality.78300:49:09.320 --> 00:49:11.800



Did you hear that? Better check the locks on your78400:49:11.840 --> 00:49:15.320



doors weekly, spooky, We'll be right back.78500:49:19.039 --> 00:49:25.039



Perspective Vicky Valentine. I'm waking up more as Bethanie and78600:49:25.079 --> 00:49:28.639



me are showering together. I just know I need some coffee.78700:49:29.199 --> 00:49:31.880



Bethany and me share plenty of kisses as we wash78800:49:31.960 --> 00:49:35.000



each other. I remember doing scenes like this back in78900:49:35.079 --> 00:49:39.119



my porn days. It feels so much different with Bethany, though,79000:49:39.960 --> 00:49:42.599



to be honest, I never really thought Bethany and me79100:49:42.760 --> 00:49:46.000



would make it to one year in our relationship. I79200:49:46.039 --> 00:49:49.679



remember my friends back in high school telling me shit like, oh,79300:49:49.760 --> 00:49:53.000



you never want to marry your first relationship. Even my79400:49:53.079 --> 00:49:56.000



mom told me her first relationship didn't last one year.79500:49:57.000 --> 00:49:59.360



But Bethanie and me are coming up on one year79600:49:59.400 --> 00:50:04.480



on Valentine Day this Sunday. When Bethany and I stop kissing,79700:50:04.679 --> 00:50:07.679



she says to my lips, I love you so much.79800:50:08.760 --> 00:50:13.039



Then she wipes my fresh tears away. Very few times79900:50:13.039 --> 00:50:16.199



have I ever been able to verbally tell Bethany that80000:50:16.239 --> 00:50:21.079



I love her back. It's okay, baby, Bethany whispers and80100:50:21.199 --> 00:50:24.360



kisses me again. We get out of the shower and80200:50:24.400 --> 00:50:28.079



get dressed. It's going on twenty minutes to eight. One80300:50:28.119 --> 00:50:30.400



thing I can tell you about Enrique Kuto right now80400:50:30.440 --> 00:50:33.239



is that you never show up late to set unless80500:50:33.239 --> 00:50:36.280



you've got a goddamn good reason for it. To him,80600:50:36.639 --> 00:50:40.159



you showing up late to set is disrespect. I saw80700:50:40.239 --> 00:50:42.039



him go off on some guy who was late for80800:50:42.079 --> 00:50:46.280



three days straight in Babysitter Massacre Daddy's Little Killer. Hen80900:50:46.320 --> 00:50:48.719



it had enough and let them know about it. On81000:50:48.800 --> 00:50:52.840



no uncertain terms. Let's just say the guy was never81100:50:52.920 --> 00:50:57.079



late again after that. In fact, it's ten minutes to81200:50:57.119 --> 00:50:59.000



eight when Bethany and me make it to the room81300:50:59.000 --> 00:51:03.599



where we shot Cody's death scene, and the shit is81400:51:03.679 --> 00:51:08.280



gonna hit the fan. Enrique points right at Doug. Where81500:51:08.360 --> 00:51:11.760



the hell is Lizzie? He marches right over to him.81600:51:12.320 --> 00:51:14.639



You're supposed to be her agent, and you can't get81700:51:14.639 --> 00:51:17.360



her to both honor her contract or show up on81800:51:17.480 --> 00:51:21.360



time to set. I'm closing my eyes and bowing my head.81900:51:21.960 --> 00:51:23.960



I really don't need to hear this shit first thing82000:51:24.000 --> 00:51:28.079



in the morning, especially not without my coffee. I'd even82100:51:28.159 --> 00:51:31.159



consider going out to the gas station and buying some smokes,82200:51:31.159 --> 00:51:35.239



but Bethany convinced me to quit smoking. No, I can't82300:51:35.239 --> 00:51:38.599



do that to her. As if God himself heard my please,82400:51:38.760 --> 00:51:42.199



help has arrived, I feel Bethany take firm hold of82500:51:42.239 --> 00:51:45.360



my wrist and ease a large hot cup of coffee82600:51:45.400 --> 00:51:48.519



into my hand. I open my eyes fully and see82700:51:48.559 --> 00:51:52.400



the Corgan twins smiling as they're passing out Starbucks to everybody.82800:51:53.159 --> 00:51:56.079



I take those first couple of SIPs of that wonderful82900:51:56.199 --> 00:51:59.679



caffeine juice, and no things are gonna be good already.83000:52:00.360 --> 00:52:03.800



Then I mouth my gratitude to the Corgans. Jenny gives83100:52:03.840 --> 00:52:07.760



me one of her flirting winks again. Truthfully, I know83200:52:07.880 --> 00:52:10.360



she's flirting with me just to give Bethany shit because83300:52:10.719 --> 00:52:14.360



my girlfriend's pointing sharply at her. What the hell are83400:52:14.400 --> 00:52:16.960



you talking about a giant lizard thing in your room?83500:52:17.280 --> 00:52:21.519



Enrique yells, there's a lizard creature in our movie. Didn't83600:52:21.519 --> 00:52:25.239



you read the goddamn script. Then he gets really frustrated83700:52:25.360 --> 00:52:27.760



and goes to the script for a minute then he83800:52:27.840 --> 00:52:30.400



tells us we're going to shoot the later scenes Lizzie's83900:52:30.400 --> 00:52:33.519



not in. I walk into another one of the small84000:52:33.599 --> 00:52:36.360



conference rooms with Bethany so we can enjoy our coffees84100:52:36.599 --> 00:52:39.960



before the Corgans have to apply our makeup. The Corgans84200:52:40.000 --> 00:52:42.719



also gave me a new dress to change into, one84300:52:42.760 --> 00:52:45.519



that doesn't have the fake blood on it. It sure84400:52:45.599 --> 00:52:48.519



was tough trying to keep my big naturals packed inside84500:52:48.519 --> 00:52:51.920



my dress last night. I know what to expect in84600:52:51.960 --> 00:52:55.199



corgan Twin's movies by now, and that means lots of84700:52:55.280 --> 00:52:59.840



TNA sex sells. Right, just as I finish packing my84800:53:00.039 --> 00:53:03.079



tits in the new dress, I feel something behind me,84900:53:03.719 --> 00:53:06.760



and it damn sure ain't Bethany, especially since I can85000:53:06.800 --> 00:53:09.599



hear her right in front of me. Then I see85100:53:09.599 --> 00:53:16.199



my honey's scared face. Holy fucking shit, Vicky. I turn85200:53:16.280 --> 00:53:21.239



around and see see Bethany and me both see that85300:53:21.400 --> 00:53:25.800



fucking giant lizard in here with us. Real nice, Jenny,85400:53:26.079 --> 00:53:28.920



I mutter. Decide to sneak in here so you can85500:53:28.960 --> 00:53:31.920



see me naked again. Tell you what, how about I85600:53:31.960 --> 00:53:34.199



let Bethany snap some titty picks of me so she85700:53:34.239 --> 00:53:39.639



can send them to your phone, m honey. The Corgan85800:53:39.679 --> 00:53:41.760



twins were the ones handing out the coffees in the85900:53:41.800 --> 00:53:46.199



other room. Bethany reminds me, so how could Jenny be86000:53:46.280 --> 00:53:50.159



in here with us right now? When I realize she's right,86100:53:50.599 --> 00:53:53.079



I quickly pick up my coffee and take another drink.86200:53:53.559 --> 00:53:58.719



I gotta fucking wake up. We both turn to the lizard. Now, okay, asshole,86300:53:58.960 --> 00:54:03.239



I snap, who the fuck are you? Bethany points right86400:54:03.280 --> 00:54:06.559



at the lizard Cody. That better not be you inside86500:54:06.559 --> 00:54:09.079



that suit, you shit heel. I mean it. I will86600:54:09.159 --> 00:54:13.199



kick your fucking ass all over this convention. But the86700:54:13.199 --> 00:54:17.719



lizard suddenly picks Bethany up real easy and hisses loudly86800:54:17.840 --> 00:54:24.159



right in her face. Oh god, your breath reeks, Bethany groans.86900:54:24.679 --> 00:54:28.119



It doesn't take long before Bethany and me know this87000:54:28.239 --> 00:54:33.039



person ain't wearing no costume. It really is a lizard monster.87100:54:33.920 --> 00:54:36.119



Bethany and me scream, and I drop the rest of87200:54:36.119 --> 00:54:38.599



my coffee. Then I kick the monster's shin to make87300:54:38.639 --> 00:54:42.840



it let go of Bethany forgetting I'm barefoot. Oh god,87400:54:42.960 --> 00:54:46.000



damn it. When that thing drops her, we turn and87500:54:46.079 --> 00:54:48.880



run like hell. It ain't long before we're both turning87600:54:48.880 --> 00:54:51.800



the corner and running Enrique down. We quickly stop and87700:54:51.840 --> 00:54:54.840



turn around to watch him get up fast. I've heard87800:54:54.880 --> 00:54:57.519



of falling for sexy girls, but this ain't what I87900:54:57.559 --> 00:55:00.679



had in mind, he tells us, then points to me,88000:55:01.559 --> 00:55:04.079



and why don't you got your heels on, Vicky. We're88100:55:04.079 --> 00:55:06.079



getting ready to shoot the next kill scene with you.88200:55:06.760 --> 00:55:12.760



Bethany points behind him in gulps. There's, there's, there's. There's88300:55:12.800 --> 00:55:14.760



a giant lizard in that room where Bethany and me88400:55:14.840 --> 00:55:18.039



were changing. I finish for her, a real one, not88500:55:18.199 --> 00:55:21.800



Jesse wearing that suit Jenny rigged up and Rique shakes88600:55:21.800 --> 00:55:25.119



his head slowly. I told you girls, it wasn't a88700:55:25.159 --> 00:55:27.480



good idea to be drinking when we finished last night.88800:55:28.000 --> 00:55:31.679



We didn't, I protest, We didn't even get high. And88900:55:31.800 --> 00:55:35.280



Rique throws up his arms. Okay, fine, let's go look89000:55:35.280 --> 00:55:38.480



at this giant lizard. Then we follow Enrique back to89100:55:38.519 --> 00:55:41.199



the room. When we're right outside the double doors, we89200:55:41.320 --> 00:55:45.199



tell him to be careful. Enrique throws all caution to89300:55:45.280 --> 00:55:48.480



the wind and throws open the doors. He goes inside89400:55:48.480 --> 00:55:52.360



and walks all the way around the table and chairs. Yeah,89500:55:52.519 --> 00:55:56.199



there's a really big lizard monster in here, he mocks.89600:55:56.920 --> 00:55:59.400



Guess we'd better get the hotel manager involved and have89700:55:59.480 --> 00:56:02.440



him call the exterminator. While we're at it, why don't89800:56:02.480 --> 00:56:04.159



we call the police and have him send over a89900:56:04.159 --> 00:56:07.159



sketch artist so you can give him a description. I mean,90000:56:07.320 --> 00:56:10.960



this will be a matter of national security here. Then90100:56:11.079 --> 00:56:14.519



he loses his shit. Are you fucking kidding me? Here?90200:56:16.079 --> 00:56:19.639



Then I lose my shit. Look you reject from the90300:56:19.639 --> 00:56:22.480



funny Farm. Bethany and me both know what we saw.90400:56:22.639 --> 00:56:25.559



We weren't drinking, and we weren't taking any hits. We90500:56:25.719 --> 00:56:29.960



really did see a fucking giant lizard man in this room. Again,90600:56:30.360 --> 00:56:35.199



not Jesse Corgan wearing that costume. Enrique just looks at us.90700:56:35.639 --> 00:56:40.039



Then he takes a deep breath. Okay. Then he points90800:56:40.039 --> 00:56:43.320



to my bare legs and feet. Would you please just90900:56:43.400 --> 00:56:46.159



put your heels on so we can do the next scene.91000:56:47.039 --> 00:56:50.400



Then he points further up at me and definitely repack91100:56:50.519 --> 00:56:53.719



those before you come back out. I look down and91200:56:53.760 --> 00:56:57.400



see my boobs are looking right at Enrique. God damn it.91300:56:58.039 --> 00:57:01.880



Enrique walks right past us places in five minutes people.91400:57:02.880 --> 00:57:05.559



As soon as he leaves, I tighten my fists and growl.91500:57:06.320 --> 00:57:09.039



It's too early for this shit, and I lost my91600:57:09.159 --> 00:57:13.599



fucking coffee. If it's any consolation, baby, I believe you.91700:57:13.960 --> 00:57:18.280



Bethany says I saw it too. Hurry up and repack those,91800:57:18.599 --> 00:57:22.239



then we'll get you another coffee in the lobby. Something91900:57:22.360 --> 00:57:29.400



told me we'd be seeing that lizard again before too long. Perspective,92000:57:29.920 --> 00:57:35.760



Bethany Mirren, it's now Saturday morning. Shooting continues with Vicky92100:57:35.760 --> 00:57:38.599



and me in the next scene. This time, Nellie trist92200:57:38.679 --> 00:57:41.920



and Ben Devers from Slasher two are with us. They92300:57:41.960 --> 00:57:46.360



were also with us Enrique's latest babysitter Massacre. Nelli played92400:57:46.400 --> 00:57:49.880



Mercedes and Ben played Hunter. I know for Ben playing92500:57:49.920 --> 00:57:52.239



a piece of shit like Hunter was a challenge since92600:57:52.599 --> 00:57:56.000



he's normally type casted to play nice guys. He just92700:57:56.079 --> 00:57:58.559



has that kind of a face. In fact, he and92800:57:58.599 --> 00:58:00.840



Nelly are playing a couple at time, hending the con92900:58:01.320 --> 00:58:04.679



even though they are a real couple. The two of93000:58:04.719 --> 00:58:07.199



them run into Vicki and me. There are plenty of93100:58:07.199 --> 00:58:09.760



people in the dealer room. Note that they are all93200:58:09.800 --> 00:58:12.599



people who paid to get the VIP passes, which gets93300:58:12.639 --> 00:58:15.679



them the privilege of being extras in the movie, just93400:58:15.800 --> 00:58:19.039



like in Slasher two, which we'll be screening here just93500:58:19.079 --> 00:58:22.880



this afternoon. We're all talking for a little bit. Note93600:58:22.880 --> 00:58:26.400



that this scene takes place after Cody was killed. I know,93700:58:26.519 --> 00:58:28.400



Vicky and I are supposed to think we're safe in93800:58:28.440 --> 00:58:31.800



the dealer room itself. After several minutes of going through93900:58:31.800 --> 00:58:35.440



our lines, we hear some of the VIPs screaming. Vicky94000:58:35.480 --> 00:58:37.800



and I both look like we're ready to pee ourselves94100:58:38.079 --> 00:58:40.960



when we see the lizard creature coming into the dealer room.94200:58:41.280 --> 00:58:43.960



It slashes people who are unfortunate enough to be in94300:58:44.000 --> 00:58:48.400



its way. Run, I yell, but the creature sees us94400:58:48.679 --> 00:58:51.599



and is on us. Then it grabs hold of Vicky's94500:58:51.639 --> 00:58:56.159



hair and pulls her back. No, I scream, knowing people94600:58:56.199 --> 00:58:58.960



are about to see why Vicky was spending some quality94700:58:59.000 --> 00:59:02.960



time much earlier this morning with the Corgan Twins. We94800:59:02.960 --> 00:59:06.199



were supposed to shoot Vicky's death scene yesterday, but some94900:59:06.239 --> 00:59:09.920



technical difficulties came up. But she's in full makeup and95000:59:10.039 --> 00:59:13.920



ready this morning. And now Vicki's screaming and begging and95100:59:13.960 --> 00:59:16.239



pleading for us to help her, but the creature is95200:59:16.280 --> 00:59:20.039



already making her bleed from her head fast. Everybody's seeing95300:59:20.039 --> 00:59:23.559



this and screaming and gasping. When the creature starts peeling95400:59:23.599 --> 00:59:27.119



the very flesh from Vicky's head. I'm just glancing over95500:59:27.159 --> 00:59:30.360



at Enrique and seeing he's loving every bit of these95600:59:30.400 --> 00:59:34.039



special effects. Jesse in the lizard costume is working the95700:59:34.079 --> 00:59:38.039



skin applications off Vicki. Then Vicky lets off one loud95800:59:38.320 --> 00:59:42.159



and long and final, blood curdling scream as she tries95900:59:42.280 --> 00:59:45.360



running from the creature. The problem here is that when96000:59:45.360 --> 00:59:48.079



she runs, she loses the rest of her skin and96100:59:48.199 --> 00:59:52.719



clothes in the process. Now Vicky's truly naked, since she's96200:59:52.760 --> 00:59:55.320



nothing but blood and muscles.96300:59:56.360 --> 01:00:01.679



Are you afraid, good, weakly, Bookie, We'll be right back.96401:00:03.039 --> 01:00:05.440



When the Corgan Twins said they were going all out96501:00:05.480 --> 01:00:09.840



for this movie, they really meant it. Vicky's really hysterical96601:00:09.880 --> 01:00:13.559



now and runs smack into the wall. Then she falls96701:00:13.599 --> 01:00:15.679



flat on her back and doesn't know where the fuck96801:00:15.760 --> 01:00:18.719



she's at. The creature swings an arm and makes us96901:00:18.760 --> 01:00:22.719



get back. Then it goes even further still and opens97001:00:22.840 --> 01:00:26.440



Vicky up to remove her intestines. Vicky acts like she's97101:00:26.480 --> 01:00:29.320



in so much pain and agony. The creature bites the97201:00:29.360 --> 01:00:35.000



intestines in its hand until they snap. Now Vicky's character's97301:00:35.039 --> 01:00:39.000



officially dead and gone. From there, the creature lowers itself97401:00:39.360 --> 01:00:43.280



and begins to snack on her further. Enrique calls cut.97501:00:43.719 --> 01:00:46.239



I think we're all impressed at how far Jenny's come97601:00:46.320 --> 01:00:50.239



with her elevated special effects. Hen's really excited at how97701:00:50.280 --> 01:00:53.840



well the scene went off, but that excitement doesn't last97801:00:53.920 --> 01:00:57.960



long when Lizzie still ain't nowhere to be found. The97901:00:57.960 --> 01:01:00.880



Corgan twins are aware of this too, but they've got98001:01:00.880 --> 01:01:03.079



to take care of getting all the makeup and appliances98101:01:03.119 --> 01:01:07.199



off VICKI, which Enrique understands. I just want to shoot98201:01:07.199 --> 01:01:11.440



the scenes that don't require effects. Enrique groans, But Lizzie98301:01:11.559 --> 01:01:14.559



is supposed to be in those scenes, He turns to us.98401:01:15.159 --> 01:01:18.440



She'd better have some Oscar winning performances when the Corgan98501:01:18.480 --> 01:01:21.760



Twins take her to court. That's all I gotta say98601:01:21.800 --> 01:01:26.320



on that. I raise my hands in front of me. Listen, Enrique,98701:01:26.800 --> 01:01:29.440



how about me? Nellie and Ben go and look for her.98801:01:30.320 --> 01:01:32.519



Ben and I both know what room she's staying in.98901:01:32.760 --> 01:01:35.840



Nellie says, yeah, her room's only a few doors down99001:01:35.880 --> 01:01:40.599



from us, Ben adds. Enrique nods quickly. If you don't mind,99101:01:40.719 --> 01:01:43.079



we can't get much else done. At the moment he99201:01:43.159 --> 01:01:45.960



looks at his clipboard. I definitely can't get any more99301:01:46.000 --> 01:01:49.480



scenes shot without Lizzie. He looks up at us. Just99401:01:49.719 --> 01:01:53.800



find her, please, he quickly raises his finger. And don't99501:01:53.800 --> 01:01:57.079



forget about the Slasher two screening. We know we're part99601:01:57.079 --> 01:02:00.239



of the panel for that, Ben tells him. Then of99701:02:00.320 --> 01:02:02.199



us turn and look around the dealer room a couple99801:02:02.239 --> 01:02:05.280



of times. Of course, Lizzie's not going to be in here,99901:02:05.719 --> 01:02:08.840



but we had to make sure. When Ben suggests going100001:02:08.920 --> 01:02:11.239



to Lizzie's room, we leave the dealer room and head100101:02:11.239 --> 01:02:14.960



into the first floor hallway. We walk past several rooms100201:02:15.000 --> 01:02:18.239



before we come to Lizzie's room. Nellie knocks on the door.100301:02:18.760 --> 01:02:22.760



It ain't long before it opens up. Imagine our disappointment100401:02:23.079 --> 01:02:27.239



when we see it's Doug, her agent. Lizzie's not here.100501:02:27.599 --> 01:02:31.280



He quickly tells us, you know where she is? Ben asks,100601:02:31.840 --> 01:02:36.119



He shakes his head quickly. Lizzie's not here. I take100701:02:36.119 --> 01:02:38.840



a pretty big risk and push right past this woos100801:02:39.000 --> 01:02:41.679



and go into the room. Hey, you can't come in here,100901:02:42.079 --> 01:02:46.159



Doug protests, fuck off, I quickly tell him. Then I101001:02:46.239 --> 01:02:49.159



go to the bathroom and push the door open. Okay,101101:02:49.239 --> 01:02:52.280



she's not in here either. Again, had to be sure.101201:02:52.800 --> 01:02:54.679



I turn to look at Doug and point at him.101301:02:55.159 --> 01:02:57.880



Why do I get the feeling you know something about Lizzie.101401:02:58.519 --> 01:03:00.360



Doug puts his hands up in front of him and101501:03:00.360 --> 01:03:06.079



shakes his head. I I don't know anything. I go101601:03:06.159 --> 01:03:09.800



right to him, and you're a lying woos. Then I101701:03:09.880 --> 01:03:13.079



catch him looking at my naked cleavage. I grin and101801:03:13.119 --> 01:03:16.880



almost laugh. Either you start spilling it or I'll suffocate101901:03:16.920 --> 01:03:20.360



you with my thirty j's. He doesn't think I'll do it.102001:03:20.800 --> 01:03:23.239



One thing people soon find out is that you never102101:03:23.679 --> 01:03:26.320



want to test me. I may be a very proud102201:03:26.360 --> 01:03:30.079



porn star with some surgically enhanced ample bounty, but at102301:03:30.079 --> 01:03:33.519



the end of the day, I'm still very much a mirror,102401:03:33.880 --> 01:03:38.159



and we mirans always get what we want. Doug cries102501:03:38.199 --> 01:03:39.880



out when I grab hold of him and shove his102601:03:39.920 --> 01:03:42.559



face right into my cleavage. I hold him there and102701:03:42.599 --> 01:03:45.960



shake myself, making some sexy noises to really rattle him up.102801:03:46.400 --> 01:03:48.599



Nellie and Ben are holding their hands over their mouths102901:03:48.679 --> 01:03:52.599



to keep from laughing. Doug quickly taps my shoulder. Like103001:03:52.639 --> 01:03:56.599



I said, he's a woos. Also, he definitely can't breathe.103101:03:57.039 --> 01:03:59.199



When I let him go, he's all scared of me.103201:03:59.280 --> 01:04:02.880



Now talk, I snap, or I'll stuff you right back103301:04:02.920 --> 01:04:05.079



in and keep you there, and I won't let go.103401:04:05.119 --> 01:04:08.599



When you tap out again, he telegraphs he's going to103501:04:08.639 --> 01:04:10.800



make a run for it. I quickly go at him103601:04:10.840 --> 01:04:12.920



and take him down to the bed. Then I get103701:04:12.960 --> 01:04:16.239



on top of him. Enjoy motor boating me again. You103801:04:16.519 --> 01:04:20.280



piss aunt. No, no, stop, stop, Doug yells, get off me.103901:04:20.320 --> 01:04:23.880



I'll talk, I'll talk. Nelly and Ben were losing their104001:04:23.920 --> 01:04:27.159



shit the entire time. Well, you can't really blame them104101:04:27.199 --> 01:04:29.880



for laughing it up, I suppose. Then again, I think104201:04:29.920 --> 01:04:32.000



I made a lot of people laugh during Daddy's Little104301:04:32.079 --> 01:04:35.800



Killer with how spontaneous and unpredictable I can be. I104401:04:35.880 --> 01:04:38.920



smile to myself when I know Vicky appreciates that about me.104501:04:39.519 --> 01:04:43.960



Doug points past me. Look on the table. Nellie's still104601:04:44.039 --> 01:04:46.239



laughing when she moves around the bed and picks up104701:04:46.280 --> 01:04:49.880



a golden lizard figure off the table. She starts getting104801:04:49.920 --> 01:04:54.599



serious when she examines it. Then she looks at Doug. Okay,104901:04:55.199 --> 01:04:58.760



what about it? Doug tells us how Lizzie was given105001:04:58.800 --> 01:05:00.960



this figure from some old old man in the dealer105101:05:01.039 --> 01:05:03.800



room on Thursday night after her blow up with Enrique.105201:05:04.400 --> 01:05:06.960



He explains how one of the ruby teeth pricked her105301:05:06.960 --> 01:05:11.960



finger the next morning, yesterday morning, she was this giant105401:05:12.039 --> 01:05:15.679



lizard thing. I really don't know how else to explain it,105501:05:15.960 --> 01:05:19.400



Doug mutters, since Vicky and I both saw the creature105601:05:19.440 --> 01:05:23.480



ourselves and felt and smelled its awful breath and spit105701:05:23.599 --> 01:05:27.199



on us. You know what, Vicky, me and the Corgan105801:05:27.239 --> 01:05:29.840



twins had that run in with some actual ghules during105901:05:29.840 --> 01:05:32.800



the filming of Slasher two, and that was just last year.106001:05:33.440 --> 01:05:37.280



We all know ghules are one thousand percent fucking real, right,106101:05:38.119 --> 01:05:41.599



So why not that lizard creature that totally wasn't Jesse Corgan.106201:05:42.800 --> 01:05:46.480



I sigh and tell Doug I believe you. Now, do106301:05:46.559 --> 01:05:49.679



you know where Lizzie might be? Maybe we can help her?106401:05:50.039 --> 01:05:53.119



I raise my finger. Oh you don't want to talk.106501:05:53.760 --> 01:05:56.199



All I gotta do is start caressing my inner boob106601:05:56.519 --> 01:05:59.880



to make him start spilling his guts. I really love106701:06:00.119 --> 01:06:07.000



my babies perspective, Vicky Valentine. It didn't take the Corgan106801:06:07.039 --> 01:06:09.719



twins nearly as long to get the special effects makeup106901:06:09.719 --> 01:06:12.000



off as it took for them to apply it. I107001:06:12.039 --> 01:06:13.960



really think it's going to be a matter of time107101:06:14.000 --> 01:06:17.840



before Jenny gets snatched up by Hollywood. Maybe Jesse too.107201:06:18.639 --> 01:06:21.679



Jesse's a creative genius with her scripts, and Jenny's got107301:06:21.679 --> 01:06:25.159



the gift for makeup and other practical effects. I think107401:06:25.199 --> 01:06:27.800



that maybe another reason why I keep doing any and107501:06:27.840 --> 01:06:30.840



all movies the Corgans want to cast me for. I107601:06:30.880 --> 01:06:34.559



really love working with those twins. Between them, Bethany and me,107701:06:35.320 --> 01:06:37.920



we're a family. I'm on my way back to my107801:06:38.039 --> 01:06:40.239



room to shower up and go sit at my table107901:06:40.280 --> 01:06:42.199



in the dealer room for a little while before the108001:06:42.239 --> 01:06:46.039



Slasher two screening and panel. Then I get a text108101:06:46.079 --> 01:06:49.280



from Bethany. She wants me to meet her, Nellie, and108201:06:49.320 --> 01:06:53.280



Ben at Lizzie's room and includes the number. When I108301:06:53.280 --> 01:06:55.119



get to the room, I knock and am let in108401:06:55.199 --> 01:06:59.559



by Bethany. What's going on? I ask, seeing Doug, Lizzie's agent,108501:06:59.639 --> 01:07:04.320



is there too. We finally found Lizzie, Bethany tells me,108601:07:05.239 --> 01:07:08.239



but we can't bring her back to Enrique. Come with us,108701:07:08.280 --> 01:07:11.960



and you'll understand. I've seen that look on Bethany's face108801:07:12.039 --> 01:07:14.960



plenty of times in our relationship to know what she's108901:07:14.960 --> 01:07:17.719



gonna show me ain't gonna be good. We leave the109001:07:17.800 --> 01:07:20.239



room and have to be real sneaky. When we slip109101:07:20.280 --> 01:07:23.639



into the door leading down into the hotel basement, I109201:07:23.760 --> 01:07:26.719



gasp when I see the hulking form of the lizard creature,109301:07:27.239 --> 01:07:31.119



the real one standing there. When I point a shanky109401:07:31.199 --> 01:07:37.280



finger at it, Bethany nods slowly. This is Lizzy, she109501:07:37.360 --> 01:07:41.199



assures me. Bethany tells me how she became the giant109601:07:41.239 --> 01:07:44.880



lizard and shows me the little golden lizard figurine with109701:07:44.920 --> 01:07:49.119



some jewels on it. At first, I'm skeptical. Then Ben109801:07:49.239 --> 01:07:51.559



hands me a notebook and tells me Lizzie wrote the109901:07:51.559 --> 01:07:55.079



words I'm seeing. The writing looks a little shaky, but110001:07:55.159 --> 01:08:00.280



he assures me it's hers. I'm Lizzy, help me please.110101:08:01.400 --> 01:08:03.599



At first I ain't sure whether to believe it, but110201:08:04.320 --> 01:08:08.079



Bethany would never lie to me. Also, I remember the110301:08:08.079 --> 01:08:11.440



ghouls from when we filmed Slash Her two. I also110401:08:11.519 --> 01:08:14.400



remember how Bethany and me were both scared shitless when110501:08:14.440 --> 01:08:19.399



Lizzy first came to us like this yesterday. Okay, what110601:08:19.520 --> 01:08:22.479



do we do? I ask? How do we help Lizzie?110701:08:23.479 --> 01:08:26.800



Then Lizzie points to Doug. He turns the page in110801:08:26.840 --> 01:08:29.560



the notebook and hands it to her. She snatches it110901:08:29.600 --> 01:08:32.319



and writes something with her pen, holding it between her111001:08:32.359 --> 01:08:37.239



pointy finger and her thumb, sort of. When she finished,111101:08:37.560 --> 01:08:41.119



she hands the notebook to Bethany. Old man in dealer111201:08:41.239 --> 01:08:46.399



room tinker. Then, I say to Lizzie, problem there is111301:08:46.439 --> 01:08:48.680



Bethany and me have seen enough older men in the111401:08:48.680 --> 01:08:50.640



dealer room. You'd have to point him out to us.111501:08:51.359 --> 01:08:54.039



As Lizzie motions for Doug to flip another page in111601:08:54.079 --> 01:08:57.840



the notebook, I have an idea. Why don't you just111701:08:57.880 --> 01:09:00.319



show us yourself. People will think you're in the Corean's111801:09:00.319 --> 01:09:05.239



Lizard costume. Nobody will know the difference. Lizzie shakes her head.111901:09:05.680 --> 01:09:09.079



Bethany backs me up. Lizzie, if we have to go112001:09:09.199 --> 01:09:11.279



up and search for him ourselves, we may not find112101:09:11.319 --> 01:09:14.239



the right guy. You heard, VICKI, We've seen plenty of112201:09:14.319 --> 01:09:17.479



vendors who fit your description of the man. Just come112301:09:17.520 --> 01:09:19.720



with us. We'll all go with you. The sooner we112401:09:19.800 --> 01:09:21.600



find your man, the sooner we may be able to112501:09:21.600 --> 01:09:26.479



get you back to normal. Lizzie reluctantly agrees. From there,112601:09:26.520 --> 01:09:29.239



we sneak back out of the basement. That's when a112701:09:29.279 --> 01:09:32.119



member of the hotel staff catches us and tells us112801:09:32.119 --> 01:09:34.680



he's going to get the manager on us. When he112901:09:34.720 --> 01:09:38.159



sees Lizzie behind us, he remembers we're the people making113001:09:38.159 --> 01:09:42.039



the next slasher movie and steps aside. As we're walking113101:09:42.079 --> 01:09:46.399



the hallways. I glance over my shoulder, see Lizzie. Nobody113201:09:46.439 --> 01:09:49.399



knows the difference. They really do think you're somebody in113301:09:49.439 --> 01:09:52.720



the Corgan's lizard suit. When we come back out into113401:09:52.800 --> 01:09:55.359



the lobby the convention in the dealer room, we're officially113501:09:55.399 --> 01:09:59.479



open for the day, and Enrique is right there. Let113601:09:59.520 --> 01:10:04.279



me guess none of you found Lizzie, he snaps. Apparently113701:10:04.319 --> 01:10:07.359



Lizzie's still pissed off at Enrique. She steps up to113801:10:07.439 --> 01:10:10.359



him and hisses right in his face. Then Nellie quickly113901:10:10.359 --> 01:10:13.720



gets in between them. No, no, no, she tells Lizzie114001:10:14.199 --> 01:10:17.920



it's not time for another lizard scene. Then she glances114101:10:17.960 --> 01:10:21.640



at Enrique. Is it? Enrique is just giving all of114201:10:21.720 --> 01:10:25.159



us evil stares. Now, let me put this to you114301:10:25.279 --> 01:10:28.119



kids in the simplest way I can spell it out114401:10:28.159 --> 01:10:31.079



for you. Then he gives us a wicked smile before114501:10:31.119 --> 01:10:39.439



he erupts, I want Lizzie Jones, I finally had enough. Okay, then, Enrique,114601:10:39.600 --> 01:10:43.439



fuck you. I gesture right to Lizzie like I'm presenting114701:10:43.479 --> 01:10:47.600



her on a game show. Here she is. Lizzie again114801:10:47.760 --> 01:10:50.880



hisses loudly at Enrique. If I didn't know better, she114901:10:50.960 --> 01:10:52.920



looks ready to pick him up and stick him down115001:10:52.960 --> 01:10:56.000



her gullet. U, sh it.115101:10:56.119 --> 01:11:01.039



Was only the wind. You're safe, Weekly, Spooky'll be right back.115201:11:02.479 --> 01:11:05.680



I remember seeing videos about various lizards just before I115301:11:05.760 --> 01:11:09.399



graduated from Strickfield University, after we filmed the first Slasher.115401:11:10.000 --> 01:11:13.119



If anything, Lizzy looks like a cross breed between a115501:11:13.199 --> 01:11:16.439



humanoid and a Komodo dragon, a member of the monitor115601:11:16.479 --> 01:11:20.640



lizard family. I know Komodo dragons are definitely the deadliest115701:11:20.640 --> 01:11:24.279



of the monitor lizard species. For the record, I wanted115801:11:24.279 --> 01:11:27.159



to leave porn and go into zoology. I've got my115901:11:27.239 --> 01:11:30.279



degree to at least get me started. It'll be something116001:11:30.319 --> 01:11:33.399



to fall back on if my acting career ever goes south.116101:11:34.039 --> 01:11:36.359



Based on all the horror movie and convention offers, I116201:11:36.439 --> 01:11:40.000



keep getting not to mention my weekly gig with up116301:11:40.000 --> 01:11:42.880



All Night with Veronica. That ain't gonna happen at least116401:11:42.920 --> 01:11:48.479



anytime soon. Nellie again has to calm Lizzy down. No, no, no, Lizzy,116501:11:48.760 --> 01:11:53.439



and Rique's not food anyway, he'd probably give you bad indigestion.116601:11:54.239 --> 01:11:57.880



Enrique tightens his fists and points right at Lizzie. Get116701:11:57.920 --> 01:12:00.960



out of that suit right now. In fact, you're going116801:12:00.960 --> 01:12:03.159



to do your scenes right here and now in your116901:12:03.199 --> 01:12:06.239



birthday suit, like in your contract. I am not giving117001:12:06.319 --> 01:12:09.680



back my paycheck because you're too much of a Suddenly,117101:12:09.760 --> 01:12:12.319



Lizzie grabs Enrique and lifts him right off the floor.117201:12:12.680 --> 01:12:16.000



Then she looks him right in the face. He leans117301:12:16.039 --> 01:12:19.359



in and gives her just as much of a mean look. Hey,117401:12:19.760 --> 01:12:22.840



we can keep doing this dance all day, he tells her,117501:12:23.239 --> 01:12:26.079



but you will be on full display for the cameras117601:12:26.239 --> 01:12:29.479



one way or another. I'm about ready to laugh if117701:12:29.479 --> 01:12:32.960



only Henrique knew just how naked Lizzie really is. Right117801:12:33.000 --> 01:12:37.199



this second, Ben steps in to help Nelly. Lizzy, the117901:12:37.239 --> 01:12:40.479



dealer's room's right here. Remember what you wanted to show us.118001:12:41.439 --> 01:12:45.520



Lizzie slowly puts Enrique down. Then she turns and leads118101:12:45.600 --> 01:12:48.680



us into the dealer room. Now Enrique's hanging with us118201:12:48.720 --> 01:12:52.199



and giving Lizzie more shit. Get it straight, you are118301:12:52.279 --> 01:12:54.720



not going to be Lizzy the lizard in this movie.118401:12:55.079 --> 01:12:57.279



He tells her, if I got to stick to you118501:12:57.399 --> 01:12:59.600



like glue, if I got to go across the whole118601:12:59.600 --> 01:13:01.760



country with you, if I got to move in with you,118701:13:01.920 --> 01:13:04.319



if I gotta chain myself to you, you will be118801:13:04.479 --> 01:13:08.600



doing your scenes. In that script, we finally get to118901:13:08.640 --> 01:13:12.760



the table Lizzie wants to show us. However, did the119001:13:12.760 --> 01:13:15.760



dealer just pack up and leave? Ben asks in a119101:13:15.800 --> 01:13:20.760



dumbfounded tone, It's true. All there is are two empty tables.119201:13:21.479 --> 01:13:24.840



Lizzie tightens her fists and hisses loudly up at the ceiling.119301:13:25.239 --> 01:13:27.920



The convention goers who see her are thinking it's the119401:13:27.920 --> 01:13:33.439



corgan suit and are loving Lizzie's performance. Then Lizzie puts119501:13:33.439 --> 01:13:36.560



her hands to her head. God, she must really be119601:13:36.640 --> 01:13:39.880



at her emotional lowest right now. I can't begin to119701:13:39.960 --> 01:13:42.560



imagine what she must be feeling. I can only think119801:13:42.600 --> 01:13:46.039



of what might have happened if Victoria, the matriarch of119901:13:46.039 --> 01:13:49.279



her Ghoul family, had injected me with her blood and120001:13:49.359 --> 01:13:52.560



brought me into her family. Maybe that's why I cry120101:13:52.640 --> 01:13:55.880



whenever Bethany tells me she loves me, because I was120201:13:55.920 --> 01:14:00.319



so close to losing her forever that night. I just120301:14:00.399 --> 01:14:03.840



can't imagine my life without her in it. Now. Now120401:14:03.880 --> 01:14:07.079



Lizzie's looking at us as if asking what she's gonna do.120501:14:07.920 --> 01:14:10.960



As Enrique keeps giving Lizzie a hard time, I remember120601:14:11.000 --> 01:14:14.159



I have the Golden Lizard figurine on me. Then I120701:14:14.239 --> 01:14:17.840



quickly turned to Enrique. Hey, I got a brilliant idea.120801:14:18.439 --> 01:14:21.520



You got your phone on you? Enrique glares at me. Now,120901:14:22.199 --> 01:14:26.960



are you even serious right now? VICKI? Well, we all121001:14:27.039 --> 01:14:29.880



left our phones in our rooms. Bethanie tells him the121101:14:29.880 --> 01:14:33.359



corgan said, no phone's on set. You, being the director,121201:14:33.479 --> 01:14:36.920



I'm sure you got yours. I show Enrique the figurine.121301:14:38.119 --> 01:14:42.239



Please google this thing and see if there's anything on it.121401:14:43.279 --> 01:14:46.239



I ain't got time for that, he fires back, We121501:14:46.359 --> 01:14:50.199



got these scenes to shoot. Do you understand time is money?121601:14:51.680 --> 01:14:53.840



Or did you never learn that from all the movies121701:14:53.880 --> 01:14:56.720



you made. I take a deep breath and look Enrique121801:14:56.800 --> 01:14:59.920



in the face. What will it take for you to121901:15:00.119 --> 01:15:03.840



do this one favor for me? Enrique, don't waste no time,122001:15:04.479 --> 01:15:07.880



some alone time with you and my camera. I want122101:15:07.920 --> 01:15:11.640



some good quality picks of you for my Patreon. I122201:15:11.720 --> 01:15:16.119



take another deep breath. Done, then I raise my finger.122301:15:16.600 --> 01:15:19.880



If you can find info on this figurine. I lower122401:15:19.960 --> 01:15:24.399



my hand and sperk no find no time. Enrique is122501:15:24.439 --> 01:15:27.199



that determined to get those nudes of me for his Patreon.122601:15:27.920 --> 01:15:30.920



To be fair, I've seen the NSFW picks he's taken122701:15:30.960 --> 01:15:33.880



on his Patreon. He's a great photographer. I must say.122801:15:34.399 --> 01:15:36.880



He's been trying to get a hundred Patreon backers for122901:15:36.960 --> 01:15:39.520



quite a while now. For the last few years, he's123001:15:39.560 --> 01:15:43.640



come close. Anyway, hen pulls his smartphone out and starts123101:15:43.680 --> 01:15:52.159



doing some digging on the web. Perspective, Enrique Kuto, Seriously,123201:15:52.479 --> 01:15:55.079



I'll never understand why I put up with actors and123301:15:55.119 --> 01:15:58.079



their weird requests. I have to ask for a little123401:15:58.119 --> 01:16:01.159



help and text Rachel back in Dayton. I even send123501:16:01.199 --> 01:16:03.920



her a pick of the Golden Lizard statue Vicky's holding123601:16:03.960 --> 01:16:06.880



on to it. Would be so much easier if Rachel123701:16:06.960 --> 01:16:09.279



was here with me, but she couldn't come since she123801:16:09.319 --> 01:16:12.520



had family commitments she couldn't get out of it. Takes123901:16:12.600 --> 01:16:15.800



a little time, but eventually Rachel finally sends me a link.124001:16:16.359 --> 01:16:18.319



I tap on it and see a pick that looks124101:16:18.880 --> 01:16:22.439



exactly like the little lizard statue. I read the text124201:16:22.479 --> 01:16:25.159



on it to myself. I think I'm gonna have to124301:16:25.199 --> 01:16:27.640



talk about this on Monthly Spooky in a few weeks124401:16:27.640 --> 01:16:31.079



with Michelle Antisocial. I turn my phone around to show124501:16:31.119 --> 01:16:34.319



the others. Vicky takes my phone and compares the pick124601:16:34.359 --> 01:16:37.520



to the little gold statue. I think this is it,124701:16:38.000 --> 01:16:41.159



Vicky tells the others. I watch Vicky move her mouth124801:16:41.159 --> 01:16:44.520



as she's reading it. Next thing, she looks like someone124901:16:44.680 --> 01:16:48.479



just punched her in the gut. What I ask? She125001:16:48.600 --> 01:16:51.479



looks at me first, then she looks at the others.125101:16:52.279 --> 01:16:55.680



Not here. I motion for us to leave the dealer room.125201:16:56.039 --> 01:16:58.760



They follow me into our meeting room. We go in125301:16:58.800 --> 01:17:03.840



and see the Corgan's working on their lizard suit. Then125401:17:03.880 --> 01:17:08.800



if that's the actual lizard suit. The Corgans are just125501:17:08.840 --> 01:17:11.119



as shocked as me when they see the big lizard125601:17:11.159 --> 01:17:15.960



come in with us. What's going on here? Jesse asks125701:17:16.000 --> 01:17:18.920



all of us. Did you order up another lizard suit125801:17:18.960 --> 01:17:23.039



and didn't tell us? Hen? Jenny asks, just me. Bethany125901:17:23.119 --> 01:17:26.600



closes the doors behind us. Then she says, to the Corgans,126001:17:27.159 --> 01:17:31.479



remember how we found out ghoules were real last year? Well,126101:17:32.159 --> 01:17:36.920



this is actually Lizzy. Vicky holds up the little statue126201:17:37.439 --> 01:17:41.039



Bethany points to it. This thing turned Vicky into what126301:17:41.279 --> 01:17:45.079



you're seeing right now. The Corgans just look at Lizzy126401:17:45.159 --> 01:17:48.840



in amazement. Now, for the record, she can understand you,126501:17:49.199 --> 01:17:52.520



Nellie says, she just can't speak the way we speak.126601:17:53.079 --> 01:17:59.359



Fortunately she can still write, kind of. I point to Vicky, Okay,126701:17:59.439 --> 01:18:01.680



you read something on that site I gave you. What126801:18:01.880 --> 01:18:06.239



is it? Vicky sighs. If this article is correct, and126901:18:06.319 --> 01:18:08.840



I don't know why it wouldn't be. I mean, the127001:18:08.840 --> 01:18:13.239



web page is on National Geographic. Apparently, this little golden127101:18:13.239 --> 01:18:16.760



lizard is supposed to be cursed. You become afflicted with127201:18:16.800 --> 01:18:20.840



it if you're very selfish and conceited. Lizzy, the lizard127301:18:20.880 --> 01:18:25.760



makes this weird noise, like she's gasping or something. Vicky adds,127401:18:26.520 --> 01:18:28.640



the only way to break the curse is for someone127501:18:28.680 --> 01:18:31.600



else to get pricked by this thing who's willing and127601:18:31.680 --> 01:18:36.399



ain't selfish and conceited. She looks at everybody. I think127701:18:36.439 --> 01:18:38.760



that means one of us gets pricked with the teeth127801:18:38.840 --> 01:18:41.079



to free Lizzie, that's willing to put their ass on127901:18:41.119 --> 01:18:45.680



the line. Vicky shakes her head and starts crying. It128001:18:45.720 --> 01:18:49.279



ain't me. I'm much too selfish. When it comes to Bethany,128101:18:49.359 --> 01:18:51.359



I can't bear to be without her, and I won't128201:18:51.399 --> 01:18:55.680



leave her alone in this fucked up world. Bethany sighs128301:18:55.720 --> 01:18:59.279



and says Vicky's right. Also for the same reason, Bethany128401:18:59.319 --> 01:19:03.000



says it can't be her. Nelly and Ben reveal they're128501:19:03.039 --> 01:19:06.159



married and feel the same way as Vicky and Bethany.128601:19:06.199 --> 01:19:09.640



Even the Corgans admit the same thing, which I guess128701:19:09.720 --> 01:19:14.479



I can understand since they're identical twin sisters. I'll do it.128801:19:14.800 --> 01:19:18.000



I finally say, I ain't too sure I believe in128901:19:18.039 --> 01:19:21.279



all this. Then I look at Lizzie, but I guess129001:19:21.319 --> 01:19:24.079



I really am seeing a giant lizard right here in129101:19:24.079 --> 01:19:28.000



front of me. I sigh and shake my head. Boy,129201:19:28.119 --> 01:19:30.359



Rachel and Dave are never gonna believe this. When I129301:19:30.399 --> 01:19:34.680



get home to Dayton. Now everybody's looking at me. Are129401:19:34.720 --> 01:19:39.159



you really sure? Nellie asks, what if after Lizzie turns back,129501:19:39.359 --> 01:19:43.319



you turn into a lizard. I look at Vicky. Does129601:19:43.359 --> 01:19:47.640



the article say anything about that? Vicky shakes her head.129701:19:48.479 --> 01:19:51.479



I read the article to myself four times. I'm thinking,129801:19:51.520 --> 01:19:54.760



you become a lizard if you're truly conceited and selfish.129901:19:55.159 --> 01:19:58.800



Then I'll just do it ow. My finger bleeds a130001:19:58.840 --> 01:20:00.760



little after I poke it on one of the Golden130101:20:00.840 --> 01:20:05.119



Lizard's teeth. Everybody else is looking worried. Now we sit130201:20:05.199 --> 01:20:08.560



in the meeting room and wait and wait and wait.130301:20:11.000 --> 01:20:14.079



Lizzie didn't turn right away after she was pricked herself.130401:20:14.399 --> 01:20:18.079



Doug pipes up. Damn, I forgot he was even with us.130501:20:18.680 --> 01:20:22.079



Must have been hiding behind Lizzie the whole time. One130601:20:22.119 --> 01:20:25.920



of the Corgan's points right past me. Look. We all130701:20:25.960 --> 01:20:30.399



turn to see Lizzie shrinking down changing. Soon, Lizzie's herself130801:20:30.439 --> 01:20:34.720



again naked, but she's Lizzie Jones again. One of the130901:20:34.760 --> 01:20:37.399



twins picks up a drop cloth and brings it to131001:20:37.439 --> 01:20:43.359



cover Lizzie. Am I am I really back, Lizzie says131101:20:43.399 --> 01:20:47.119



in her own voice. Looks like you're still you. Hen131201:20:47.560 --> 01:20:51.239



Ben tells me, I have to admit I'm a little131301:20:51.239 --> 01:20:54.880



worried now. I guess we'll see in the morning. Lizzie131401:20:54.920 --> 01:20:58.600



starts crying. Now, I've been such a bitch. I made131501:20:58.640 --> 01:21:01.479



everything about me ever since I made it big in Hollywood,131601:21:02.199 --> 01:21:06.319



I've never been happy even then. She looks my way131701:21:06.399 --> 01:21:10.159



now and drops the cloth. Enrique, let's get this over131801:21:10.239 --> 01:21:13.319



with and shoot those scenes. I think the Corgans are131901:21:13.359 --> 01:21:16.000



relieved they won't have to take Lizzie to court after all.132001:21:16.920 --> 01:21:20.199



You sure you're up for it, I ask, She sighs.132101:21:20.680 --> 01:21:23.880



I don't really want to, but I signed my contract132201:21:23.920 --> 01:21:27.359



and got paid. I get my phone back from Vicky132301:21:27.439 --> 01:21:30.239



and text everyone else who isn't here that shooting's going132401:21:30.279 --> 01:21:34.079



to continue after the Slasher two movie and panel right now.132501:21:34.119 --> 01:21:37.920



Everybody involved with that movie has to go there. This132601:21:38.079 --> 01:21:40.119



is turning out to be one hell of a weekend132701:21:40.159 --> 01:21:44.079



here at Ridgeway Heights. Like I said, Rachel and Dave132801:21:44.079 --> 01:21:46.319



are never gonna believe my story. When I get back132901:21:46.319 --> 01:21:47.439



home to Dayton.133001:21:48.279 --> 01:21:51.920



Don't go away weekly, Spooky will be right back.133101:21:54.840 --> 01:22:02.319



Epilogue, Present day perspective, Vicky Valentine. The screening of Slasher133201:22:02.399 --> 01:22:06.000



Valentine's Screams went over pretty well. It ended up being133301:22:06.079 --> 01:22:09.760



standing room only. Some of the convention goers there complained133401:22:09.800 --> 01:22:12.560



that the Scream Queen wasn't in it. When we did133501:22:12.560 --> 01:22:15.840



the Q and A afterwards, that was the first question asked.133601:22:16.279 --> 01:22:19.079



Jesse said when she wrote the script, she intended for133701:22:19.159 --> 01:22:21.640



this movie to kind of be an homage to Halloween133801:22:21.720 --> 01:22:24.880



three in the fact that Michael Myers wasn't actually in it.133901:22:25.399 --> 01:22:28.520



That and the Corgans really wanted a reason to use134001:22:28.560 --> 01:22:31.720



the lizard suit. Jenny worked so hard on between Slasher134101:22:31.760 --> 01:22:35.520



two and this movie, and get this, some of the134201:22:35.560 --> 01:22:39.000



people who really did enjoy Slasher Valentine's screams are calling134301:22:39.039 --> 01:22:43.760



the Lizard Monster simply Slash, a name that just went viral.134401:22:44.479 --> 01:22:48.560



Enrique also answered questions and talked about directing the movie.134501:22:48.600 --> 01:22:50.560



For the record, not one of us so much as134601:22:50.600 --> 01:22:54.039



brought up Lizzy the Lizard. I'm still surprised that Lizzie134701:22:54.079 --> 01:22:57.000



and Doug actually came to the screening, or that Lizzy134801:22:57.079 --> 01:23:00.279



agreed to be part of the panel. Last Bethidy and134901:23:00.319 --> 01:23:03.600



Me checked, Lizzie had just won another Oscar prior to135001:23:03.640 --> 01:23:06.560



coming to this year's convention. Again, it was for a135101:23:06.640 --> 01:23:09.800



drama where she did a lot of nudity and sex.135201:23:10.600 --> 01:23:13.319



I also read Lizzie's starring and some other dramas coming135301:23:13.359 --> 01:23:16.680



out later in the year, so she's definitely back in135401:23:16.720 --> 01:23:20.920



the Hollywood spotlight again. When the panel's over, we all135501:23:20.960 --> 01:23:23.640



go back into the dealer room and finish out the weekend.135601:23:24.119 --> 01:23:26.319



At the end of the convention, Bethany and me stay135701:23:26.359 --> 01:23:29.119



in Ridgeway Heights on Sunday night so we can start135801:23:29.159 --> 01:23:34.520



celebrating Valentine's Day, which would actually be Monday. Bethany surprises135901:23:34.560 --> 01:23:37.439



me by having a bouquet of mixed red and black136001:23:37.560 --> 01:23:40.600



roses together on the bed. We go out to a136101:23:40.600 --> 01:23:44.279



special dinner at a fancy restaurant to celebrate. Bethany and136201:23:44.319 --> 01:23:47.239



me have been together for two years now, but we've136301:23:47.279 --> 01:23:50.119



known each other for three. When we get back to136401:23:50.199 --> 01:23:53.199



our room, Bethany has one more surprise for me that136501:23:53.359 --> 01:23:57.079



completely catches me off guard. First, she tells me she136601:23:57.199 --> 01:24:00.520



knows we've known each other for three years, so says136701:24:00.560 --> 01:24:04.359



she knows I'm the one. I kind of feel where136801:24:04.399 --> 01:24:07.359



this is going, but it's still great shock value to136901:24:07.399 --> 01:24:10.560



me when Bethany gets on one knee and asks me137001:24:10.640 --> 01:24:13.840



to marry her. She even presents me with a ruby137101:24:13.920 --> 01:24:17.720



engagement ring. Bethany always hurts me deep when she says137201:24:17.760 --> 01:24:21.760



she loves me, but she truly made me come apart.137301:24:22.840 --> 01:24:26.760



I'm a fucking scream queen, and only this beautiful, amazing137401:24:26.840 --> 01:24:30.520



woman can keep bringing me to tears. I don't even137501:24:30.560 --> 01:24:33.960



have to answer Bethany, that's how much she really knows me.137601:24:34.840 --> 01:24:37.279



I let her put the ring on my finger. Like137701:24:37.319 --> 01:24:40.560



I said, people have told me, never marry your first relationship,137801:24:41.279 --> 01:24:44.439



but I honestly don't give a fuck about that now. Yes,137901:24:44.520 --> 01:24:48.760



Bethany mehrns both my first love and my first real relationship,138001:24:48.800 --> 01:24:52.319



but I honestly can't see myself with anybody else. If138101:24:52.399 --> 01:24:55.159



by chance, Bethany and me fall apart later in life,138201:24:55.560 --> 01:24:58.840



then we fall apart. I just know I can't know138301:24:58.960 --> 01:25:02.800



for sure since I can't predict the future. Bethany and138401:25:02.840 --> 01:25:04.840



me have always been there for each other since we138501:25:04.920 --> 01:25:10.079



became friends. Fuck it, I'm going for it. We immediately138601:25:10.119 --> 01:25:13.439



set our wedding date for next Valentine's Day. She even138701:25:13.479 --> 01:25:16.119



gives me one more surprise when she shows me the138801:25:16.159 --> 01:25:19.720



Corgan Twins next script for the continuation of the original138901:25:19.760 --> 01:25:23.399



timeline and the Slasher series following the first two movies.139001:25:24.279 --> 01:25:26.720



You're definitely going to be back as the scream Queen,139101:25:27.159 --> 01:25:30.319



Bethany tells me. I look at the script and see139201:25:30.359 --> 01:25:36.239



the title Slasher Valentine. Hell, I really don't care how139301:25:36.239 --> 01:25:39.159



many Slasher movies Bethany and me do together. I just139401:25:39.239 --> 01:25:40.960



know I want to spend the rest of my life139501:25:41.760 --> 01:25:44.760



with Bethany. I want to grow old and die with139601:25:44.840 --> 01:25:48.560



her again. You just never know unless you go for it.139701:25:49.680 --> 01:25:52.520



Speaking of never knowing, you want to know what's been139801:25:52.560 --> 01:25:56.640



bugging me since last year's con. That Golden Lizard statue139901:25:56.680 --> 01:25:59.640



just disappeared right after we restored Lizzie back to her140001:26:00.119 --> 01:26:03.479



and form. I told Bethany about it. It's just as140101:26:03.520 --> 01:26:05.840



much a mystery to her too, because she don't know140201:26:05.880 --> 01:26:09.000



what happened to it either. Well, I guess there's really140301:26:09.039 --> 01:26:12.279



no point in worrying about it, huh. Enrique Kuto's still140401:26:12.359 --> 01:26:15.520



human and doing okay. I mean he made it to140501:26:15.560 --> 01:26:18.960



this weekend's con. Right. Also, I suppose as long as140601:26:19.199 --> 01:26:22.079



none of us are walking around as a giant Komodo dragon,140701:26:22.479 --> 01:26:27.079



that's all that matters. Right. Speaking of Enrique Kuto, Bethany140801:26:27.119 --> 01:26:30.159



and me actually got scripts for a sequel to Babysitter140901:26:30.199 --> 01:26:33.920



Massacre Daddy's Little Killer. We can't believe he really wrote141001:26:33.920 --> 01:26:37.159



a sequel. Sounds like the fans are demanding the return141101:26:37.199 --> 01:26:41.159



of Larkin Combs, so that means Aaron Mercer is also returning.141201:26:41.840 --> 01:26:46.680



Looks like we're doing Babysitter Massacre this little Piggy very soon.141301:26:47.920 --> 01:26:52.239



But for tonight and tomorrow, those movies can wait. All141401:26:52.279 --> 01:26:55.119



that matters to me right now is Bethany Miren, and141501:26:55.199 --> 01:26:57.960



I focus all of my attention and energy on her141601:26:58.479 --> 01:27:03.119



as we undress and consummate both our anniversary and our engagement.141701:27:04.239 --> 01:27:06.199



I guess you'll have to wait until the next sequel141801:27:06.239 --> 01:27:12.399



to see what happens from here. Happy Valentine's Day Aftermath perspective,141901:27:12.560 --> 01:27:16.439



Elizabeth Jones. Doug and I stay for one more night142001:27:16.479 --> 01:27:20.640



after the convention's over. It's Monday and Valentine's Day. We142101:27:20.680 --> 01:27:22.680



went out and had dinner and then to a theater142201:27:22.800 --> 01:27:26.399



to see my latest OSCAR winning movie. There was quite142301:27:26.439 --> 01:27:30.640



the attendance in our screening of Island Paradise. After the screening,142401:27:30.880 --> 01:27:33.039



we returned to the Hilton and go back to our room.142501:27:33.760 --> 01:27:37.359



Once we're inside, I close and lock the door. I142601:27:37.479 --> 01:27:39.920



turn my attention to my husband and go to him.142701:27:40.399 --> 01:27:42.680



I let him touch me and kiss me as much142801:27:42.680 --> 01:27:46.000



as he wants. I suppose I owe him something after142901:27:46.039 --> 01:27:50.000



I won yet another Oscar. I let Doug undress me143001:27:50.039 --> 01:27:54.479



and have his heart's desire this Valentine's Day. Doug looks143101:27:54.520 --> 01:27:56.920



ready to be done with our fuck marathon, but I143201:27:57.079 --> 01:27:59.239



move and put him on his back and sit on him,143301:27:59.479 --> 01:28:02.880



taking him inside me again. Now I look down at him.143401:28:03.640 --> 01:28:06.720



You know, Doug, I do understand that we've been married143501:28:06.760 --> 01:28:09.760



for three years now, I tell him as I caress143601:28:09.840 --> 01:28:13.640



my gorgeous breasts. I keep wondering when you'd finally ever143701:28:13.720 --> 01:28:16.600



realize that I've never once told you I loved you,143801:28:17.079 --> 01:28:20.520



no matter how many times you've told me. Doug looks143901:28:20.560 --> 01:28:26.319



at me, funny. Now, is everything okay, Elizabeth? I shake144001:28:26.359 --> 01:28:29.800



my head a little. I suppose I appreciate you getting144101:28:29.840 --> 01:28:32.600



me back on top in the Hollywood scene again. You144201:28:32.720 --> 01:28:35.760



got me another Oscar winning movie for my growing resume.144301:28:36.399 --> 01:28:38.640



But the only jobs I'm still getting are ones where144401:28:38.640 --> 01:28:41.800



I'm still having to take all my clothes off. All144501:28:41.840 --> 01:28:44.319



I'm ever going to be known for is my naked body.144601:28:44.960 --> 01:28:48.560



I push up on my overripe breasts. I know now144701:28:48.600 --> 01:28:51.520



that I'll never be taken seriously as an actress, even144801:28:51.600 --> 01:28:55.520



after winning three Best Actress Oscars. I reach under the144901:28:55.560 --> 01:28:59.439



pillow next to him and pull up the Golden Lizard statue.145001:29:00.319 --> 01:29:02.520



I'm just going to give it to you straight. I145101:29:02.600 --> 01:29:05.640



fucking hate you with all my heart, Doug, I say,145201:29:05.720 --> 01:29:09.000



with nothing but the utmost contempt and scorn in my voice.145301:29:09.600 --> 01:29:12.119



I'm afraid your last night being both my agent and145401:29:12.159 --> 01:29:17.159



my husband, will be tonight in this bed. He screeches145501:29:17.199 --> 01:29:19.680



like a whiny little bitch when he sees my eyes145601:29:19.760 --> 01:29:23.239



glowing as green as the ones on the little statue.145701:29:23.279 --> 01:29:28.000



In other words, Doug, You're fired untill death do us part?145801:29:28.399 --> 01:29:32.960



Is right fucking now, I tell him with finality. I145901:29:33.039 --> 01:29:35.960



don't morph back into a full lizard like I did before,146001:29:36.239 --> 01:29:39.119



but my hatred fuels me enough to ease my claws146101:29:39.119 --> 01:29:43.640



into Doug's skin like knives through butter. From there I146201:29:43.760 --> 01:29:48.880



finally claim his life. Yes, I do wholeheartedly admit I146301:29:48.920 --> 01:29:52.960



am very selfish and conceited. That's why I'll be keeping146401:29:53.000 --> 01:29:57.319



this little golden lizard with me. I will own my curse.146501:29:58.159 --> 01:30:01.119



Starting tomorrow, I'll find myself in new agent or manager146601:30:01.319 --> 01:30:03.760



who can hopefully guide my career to where I want146701:30:03.800 --> 01:30:07.359



to be. If my next agent fails, then I'll keep146801:30:07.359 --> 01:30:10.159



claiming their souls until I find one who can truly146901:30:10.279 --> 01:30:13.920



satisfy me. After I take a shower and wash all147001:30:13.960 --> 01:30:17.159



of Doug's blood off me, I get dressed and grab147101:30:17.199 --> 01:30:20.600



my bags. From there, I leave what's left of my147201:30:20.760 --> 01:30:26.359



former husband and agent, lying in a mess on the bed. Goodbye,147301:30:26.399 --> 01:30:30.479



Doug and fuck you, I say before I close the147401:30:30.520 --> 01:30:34.239



door on him and this chapter of my life for147501:30:34.319 --> 01:30:35.279



the last time.