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Oct. 8, 2026

Three Twisted Halloween Treats | Ghost Stories & Pumpkin Horror

Three Twisted Halloween Treats | Ghost Stories & Pumpkin Horror

Three scary Halloween stories by Gary D turn a boarded-up house, an attic game, and a pumpkin patch into a night of ghostly dread and grotesque surprises. In “Off Her Rocker,” two boys discover their abandoned clubhouse isn’t empty. “Bones in the Attic” makes a childhood game of Don’t Peek dangerously real. Then “Punkinhead” follows a fugitive’s Halloween escape through a graveyard toward something growing in the dark. Grab your candy bucket for a horror triple feature of haunted houses, rattling bones, dark humor, and body horror. Narrated by Henrique Couto.

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A rocking chair in an empty house. Bones rattling overhead.

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A pumpkin patch where something is growing that should be buried.

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This Halloween, we have three twisted treats just for your

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candy bag. So keep the porch light burning, my spookies,

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because we're taking the long way home.

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Trick or treat. There's a chill in the air. Must

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be fall. Join me for a tale of Halloween.

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You will experience tales of horror, ghosts, and death. It

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is not recommended for the weak at heart, but who

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really listens to warnings anyway?

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This is Weekly Spooky.

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Hello, my spookies. It's not Wednesday, no, no, it's Thursday,

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and we have some extra spooky to add to your

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weekly courtesy of the brilliant and bizarre and mysterious Gary D.

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up in Toronto, Ontario. But before we get to that,

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It really warms my heart to know I'm helping keep

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the Halloween vibe going for you and Hopefully a friend

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you might share this with. Tonight we have three scary

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stories to make sure you're in the spirit, so to speak.

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But before we get to that, I want to say

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discover the show. And hey, share this with a Halloween-loving

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friend to help them get hooked as well. But now,

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as for tonight, the jack-o'-lanterns are lit, the leaves are

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rattling down the street, and there's a bowl of candy

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waiting on the porch. But only take one. The scarecrow

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is counting. Tonight we're taking the long way through the

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neighborhood with three wonderfully weird little treats. We've got an

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old house, a very bad game, and one last stop

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at the pumpkin patch. Keep your candy buckets handy because

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you never know what somebody might drop in. Our first

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tale starts with two curious kids, and a boarded-up house

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beside the park. Most people only see yellow caution tape

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and keep on walking, but these two see a clubhouse.

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I mean, everybody needs a place to hang out, right?

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Off Her Rocker by Gary D. up in Ontario, Canada

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Pull up a chair, order us another round, and I'll

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tell you a little story about something very strange that

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happened to me back when I was a kid. My

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name's Gary. I live here in Southern Ontario, Canada, and

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I've been dragging this needy, high-maintenance meat sack body of

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mine around through life for several decades now. but along

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the way still managed to see some pretty cool things.

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Cool as in strange, peculiar, mind-boggling, unexplainable, weird, frightening, and yes,

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sometimes even just straight-up bizarre. This particular childhood experience of mine,

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which I'm now going to walk you through, wasn't necessarily

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what I'd call freakishly scary or over-the-top horrific, but what

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I would say is that it was definitely plenty creepy

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and disturbing. When I was in my mid-teens, a friend

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and I one day noticed that an old, rickety house

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that we'd probably walked by hundreds of times over the

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years now suddenly stood boarded up and completely surrounded in

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bright yellow caution tape This ancient and somewhat decrepit structure

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stood alone at the edge of a heavily wooded public park,

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which had been around since, like, the 1910s. And as

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we found out later, this quaint little dwelling had for

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many years housed the parkground's custodian, along with his wife

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and her elderly mother. being the curious and irresponsible young

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boys that we were, after just a couple of days

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we decided to simply duck under the caution tape when

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nobody was looking, and then entered the house through a

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poorly secured and slightly standing ajar back door. For several

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weeks thereafter, we'd often go there just to hang out inside,

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of this now abandoned and boarded-up old house. It was

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a neat place to escape to, you know, just get

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away from everybody and everything, and was kinda like having

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our own private clubhouse. The entire structure, including the main

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and second floor, we found to be completely empty, with

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there being no furniture or any household items whatsoever. And

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so we soon discovered it would be in that damn

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creepy basement where we'd get our oversized serving of the heebie-jeebies.

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The very first time we descended those steep, noisy wooden

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stairs down into that dirt-floored cellar, and after having wiped

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cobwebs off our heads and faces, both of our mouths,

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immediately fell open. There, silently sitting upon row after row

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of crudely constructed wooden shelves, stood dozens and dozens of

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dust-covered mason jars, as well as some larger jars, all

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filled with an array of different contents, including some pretty

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freaky shit. A few jars held your typical things like pickles, onions, carrots,

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and what appeared to be boiled eggs, but many of

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them contained items that were far more disturbing. Grotesque things

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like chicken heads, chicken feet, pig fetuses, cloudy clusters of

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forever staring eyeballs which we guessed came from cows. as

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well as brains, intestines, lung tissue, and many, many other

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random bodily organs, which we just assumed must have all

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come from various animals. And the kicker in this whole

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dark and creepy abandoned house equation was that we oddly

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and quite by accident unexpectedly discovered that we were not

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alone in this home. There, sitting in a darkened corner

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of a tiny upstairs back room, and barely illuminated by

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narrow slivers of light shining in through a filthy window,

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sat this tiny, frail, shriveled-up old woman, slowly rocking back

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and forth, in her wooden rocking chair, filling the room

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with a highly annoying and continuous, god-awful creaking. We tried

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speaking with her a few times, but she never, ever

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spoke a single word, nor responded in any way at all.

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We assumed that she must have still lived there, and

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for whatever reason, Just like nothing better than to sit

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and rock in that room. And during our four or

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five visits to that house over a span of about

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a month or so, she did nothing but quiet. hum

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a creepy, repetitive little melody while continuously rocking and staring

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off into space as if looking at something or someone

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that we couldn't see. Getting back to the jarred preserves,

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given the overall stillness of the air in this damp

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and dank basement, all we could ever smell was the strong,

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tell-tale reek of formaldehyde, damp soil, and something else that

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we just couldn't identify. The musk of one ripe old granny.

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I clearly remember once holding one of the many mason

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jars up to a shaft of light and looking closely

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at its contents. It looked an awful lot like a

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partial human jaw, complete with several teeth, including one that

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seemed to have a silver filling. Like already mentioned, The

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two floors above us were completely empty, void of all furniture, beds,

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or anything else that would suggest someone was actually living there.

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Other than that creaky rocking chair, of course. So then,

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where the hell did dear old Granny sleep at night,

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we thought to ourselves. We figured that her husband, son,

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or daughter... must have been dropping her off every morning

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and then picking her up every night, maybe because she

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wanted to spend her final days in the house where

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she had grown up. Just to sit there and rock

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and reminisce about old times, perhaps, this seemed like a

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plausible theory anyway. Seeing as we were basically breaking and

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entering into this now condemned house, which also had a

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notice posted on the front door to that effect, we

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made sure not to tell our parents or anyone else.

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It seemed as if as quickly as we'd discovered this

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neat little new hideout of ours, it just as quickly

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came to an abrupt end and evaporated. After spending a

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couple of hours once again hanging out in the cellar

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and spending time listening to Granny hum her hauntingly creepy

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song and enduring the constant creaking of her ancient wooden

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rocking chair, we eventually left. A few days later, when

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my friend and I made our way back over to

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our favorite hangout house... Our whole world, all at once,

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came crashing down. We arrived and were both stunned when

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we saw that the house was now gone. There, instead

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of the house, now stood nothing but a brightly colored

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yellow bulldozer, moving slowly, back and forth, carefully leveling the ground.

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and sitting right on top of where our clubhouse used

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to be. We approached cautiously and walked right up alongside

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of a heavyset worker in a bright neon orange vest.

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He quickly twisted his head around to face us on

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noticing our presence and immediately screamed, Hey, you boys shouldn't

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be here! Followed by, You have to leave right now!

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It's very dangerous. Please go. Concerned, I yelled back up

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to him, but the very loud motor noise made by

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the bulldozer drowned everything out. He then leaned down and

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put his ear close to my mouth. I repeated, Where's

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the old lady? When did she leave? He stared at

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me with this totally confused and puzzled look on his face.

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and responded, What the hell are you talking about? What

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old woman? This house is condemned and hasn't had anyone

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living in it for like two years now, and the

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only old woman that ever lived here died eight years ago.

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Ever since hearing him say those last words, and to

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this very day, I can't help but wonder what really

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happened to that rocking, humming granny. Was she buried alive,

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or was she in fact nothing more than just a

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ghostly apparition? One that somehow clung to that small upstairs

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room in the house, like the smell of long-ago burnt toast,

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which somehow manages to linger in the air. and remain

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for a long time into the future. Well, my spookies,

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I hope nobody mistook those basement jars for Halloween treats,

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because that would be a jarring experience. Keep those candy

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buckets close, because there's another house on our trick-or-treat route,

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and the children upstairs have a game to show us.

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So close your eyes, stay very quiet, and whatever you hear,

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don't peek. Bones in the Attic, by Gary D. up

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in Ontario. This is just one of those weird early

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childhood experiences that can't help but stick with you forever.

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It makes me wonder and question as to what really

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happened because what I think I saw that day sure

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as hell doesn't make any sense and couldn't have been real.

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When I was a preteen, I used to go up

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into the attic of an old house with my girlfriend Zita,

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as in friend that was a girl that her mother owned.

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This was back in the day when folks really weren't

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aware of the dangers related to fiberglass insulation. This cramped

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and awkwardly peaked little space located just under the roof

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was literally jam-packed with the stuff. lying all over the

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floor in massive, roughly six-foot-long by four-foot-wide, three-inch-thick sheets. These pink-colored,

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what at the time appeared to us as fluffy, cotton-candy

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mattresses were far more dangerous than they looked, and we

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ever imagined. We often spent two or more hours up

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there at a time, running around and playing, mesmerized and

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in complete awe of the glistening, sparkly snowflakes that we

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saw floating in the air, lit up by the small

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shafts of light coming in through the only two small

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windows that were up there. Little did we know that

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we were in the process inhaling clouds of tiny glass

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fibers into our fragile little lungs. How were we to know?

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I'm actually quite shocked that I'm currently not dependent on

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a pure oxygen-emitting respirator. We weren't young and stupid, but

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more like young and naive, or better yet, young and uninformed.

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And if that doesn't already sound scary enough, then what

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I'm going to tell you next is nothing short of terrifying.

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Being young kids and having short attention spans, we naturally

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got bored very easily. Tired of all the typical games

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we often invented our own. One game in particular we

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called Don't Peek. This game was best played on dark,

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overcast days when light conditions were very low up there

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and everything was in shadows. Or at night, once the

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sun had fully gone down. The rules were very simple.

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Both of us would shut our eyes, promise not to peek,

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no matter what, and, most importantly, keep absolutely still and quiet,

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swearing not to say a single word. it was a

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fun game and we sure giggled a lot whenever we

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did this we'd usually just hear all the typical house

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noises that you'd expect to hear walls and floorboards creaking

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and crackling either from others walking around downstairs or in

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the winter because they were contracting from the extreme cold.

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Other than that, not much else, really. We'd make it

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more fun, well, more, like, creepy, by warning each other

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during the game not to dare open an eye to

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peek and sneak a look for fear of seeing something horrifying,

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a sinister creature that would steal our souls and then

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drag us kicking and screaming into the abyss. Over the months,

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we probably played this stupid game like dozens of times,

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till we got bored and then moved on to something else.

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The fun lasted until that one fateful day when shit

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suddenly got way too real. While playing our made-up game

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of Don't Peek for like about the umpteenth time, and

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just as we were getting ready to call it quits,

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the proverbial heart, lungs, liver, and intestines suddenly hit the fan.

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I remember Zeta giggling and at one point calling out

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to me in that hot, stuffy attic, Don't you dare

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look or they're gonna get ya! Followed by an excited

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and happy high-pitched squeal. Having grown rather tired and bored

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of this game by now, seeing as it was so

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lame and predictable, the silly notion popped into my head

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to crack open an eye, just a hair, and playfully

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take a quick look. Like, what could possibly go wrong?

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Big mistake. As soon as my eyelid opened, just a sliver,

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I suddenly saw something moving in the attic, directly in

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front of me. I immediately thought it was Zita, being

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silly and walking around, but then I heard her laughing,

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right behind me. I quickly pinched my eyes, tightly shut,

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and that's when I heard it. A disturbing nauseating sound,

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like several dry wooden tree branches or sticks crackling and snapping,

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along with the high-pitched rattling of what sounded an awful

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lot like hundreds of dried-out seashells on a string, all

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clanging and banging together. What is that? Zeta screamed out

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in a scared, timid voice. I don't know, maybe your

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mom's up here, I replied. That's when I decided to

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open both eyes to take a better look, and what

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I saw scared the crap right out of me and

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made me shriek like a little schoolgirl, slowly staggering creepily

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towards me, and what I truly believe I saw that

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day was what looked a hell of a lot like

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a full, complete human skeleton, with its yellowed bones, shriveled-up, apple-doll,

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skin-covered face with blankly-staring, empty eye sockets, chomping up and

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down blackened, crooked teeth and countless dangling strips of rotting

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flesh from its arms and its legs. Welcome back, my spookies.

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Apparently that skeleton didn't get the memo. Halloween decorations are

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supposed to stay where you put them. Let's leave the

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creaky houses behind and take our candy bags out under

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the October moon. There's a pumpkin patch just past the graveyard,

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and we still need a jack-o'-lantern for the porch. Something

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with a little personality. But don't worry, we have just

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the thing. Our final Halloween treat of the night. Pumpkinhead

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by Gary D. up in Ontario. They called him Pumpkinhead

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from the day he was born. Eugene Blatt led a

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hard and troubled life. Starting at a very young age,

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his devious, sinister, and mischievous ways ultimately became his undoing.

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Going from petty thief to bank robber before he was

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even sixteen, Eugene was not only a nuisance to his

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distressed parents, but also to the entire county. The day

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inevitably came when Eugene's luck had finally run out. Captured

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in the act of blatantly trying to rob a jewelry

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store in the middle of the day and in front

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of many witnesses, he was promptly thrown in jail, where

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he then immediately assaulted other inmates and thereby extended his

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overall sentence. Eugene had been incarcerated for just over three

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years for the armed robbery charge as well as the

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prison assaults before his daring Halloween Eve escape from the

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high-security Milltown Penitentiary in Connecticut. It was shortly after midnight

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as Eugene was being chased through an old graveyard by

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several police officers. together with their loud, barking tracking dogs,

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when the unthinkable happened. It occurred when Eugene fell from

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atop a large tree branch while desperately trying to jump

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over and clear the top of a very tall, spike-tipped

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pole on a heavy metal fence that encompassed the entire cemetery.

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When Eugene's head became clear, firmly impaled on impact, and

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then violently torn clean off from the downforce and sheer

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weight of his 230-pound body. And to the horror of

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his pursuers, his headless body suddenly sprang up from the

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ground with arms and hands wildly flailing about, apparently trying

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to find his missing head. and when finally located, proceeded

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to violently twist and pluck it off of its sharp

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iron spike, tuck it under his arm, and then run

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full speed into the middle of a dark and foggy

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nearby pumpkin patch. The authorities conducted a thorough search for

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over three days, but never did manage to recover his body,

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nor his head. And it wasn't until exactly one year later,

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on the following Halloween, when an elderly gentleman walking his

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dog through that same field of ripe pumpkins made a

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grave discovery. Amidst the hundreds upon hundreds of pumpkins of

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all shapes and sizes that lay in that field, There

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sat one unique and peculiar, and rather large, misshapen one. Creepily,

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it displayed all of Eugene's exact same facial features, right

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down to his large set of slowly blinking, bloodshot eyes, bulbous,

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crooked nose, as well as his signature devious grin. When

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the dog walker heard said pumpkin angrily growl, he then

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ran away screaming as fast as his aching arthritic legs

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would allow. He then contacted officials and they went out

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immediately to see what was up. Baffled and confused, those

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present on closer examination discovered that this giant, grotesque, and

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festering humanesque gourd, was in fact alive, adorned with an

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apparently fully functional set of eyes, nose, ears, and mouth.

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These facial features all moved and contorted as onlookers shrieked

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in horror and disbelief. Eugene's parents were duly dispatched and

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quickly brought to the scene, and once having gazed upon

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this pumpkin, both immediately broke down in anguished moans and

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tears as they realized that this was indeed their dear

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son Eugene. Or was it? When two people attempted to

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lift the pumpkin, it was noticed that a very thick,

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vine-like root held it firmly to the ground. Shovels were

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brought out and the digging began. The root went down

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six feet, and was, shockingly, attached to Eugene's body. It

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made absolutely no sense, but his body was found to

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still be warm and seemingly alive. It looked like a robust,

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fleshy root, but not one that anyone had ever seen.

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Someone had the bright idea to pull out a knife

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and cut the pumpkin free from the root. And that

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is when all hell broke loose. The pumpkin head, all

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at once, started howling in apparent pain, projectile vomiting a

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disturbing mixture of both rotten pumpkin seeds and what looked

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to be pink, tightly folded bits of brain matter. It

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was like an out-of-control fireman's water hose, spraying directly into

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the faces of all those nearby. Then came the blood.

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Lots and lots of blood. The body-shaped carrot concoction in

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the earthly grave then began to rhythmically twitch and contort,

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and soon thereafter violently convulsed as if sitting in the

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electric chair, and before anyone could even react, both head

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and body, all of a sudden and simultaneously, exploded in

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one loud, deafening boom, thereby immediately caking everyone in a thick,

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coagulated and macabre coating of glistening bright red blood, pumpkin, brain,

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human teeth, pumpkin seeds, and Of course, all the other

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bodily contents which Eugene's limbed but headless soil potato had contained. Well,

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I think we can skip the pumpkin pie. A big

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bloody thank you to Gary D. up in Ontario, Canada

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for tonight's three twisted treats. Pass this episode to a

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friend who loves Halloween. Just think of it as a

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chain letter, but instead of horrors befalling you if you

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don't share it, I'll just be really bummed out and

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have to cry into my sack of fun-sized Kit Kats.

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And make sure you're subscribed because tomorrow I'll be back

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for an episode of Cutting Deep into Horror, talking all

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about the immortal classic that is Hellraiser. We have a

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great time talking about that BDSM-infused horror film that never dies.

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And I want to say thank you all so much

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to join up as well. And speaking of, I want

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whole hell of a lot to me. But now it's

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time for me to get back to work because as

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October approaches, we'll be publishing more than just once a day.

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We'll have special novellas, extra stories, all kinds of goodies

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for you to enjoy right here, so make sure you're subscribed.

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Now it's time for me to get back to it.

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So many things to record, including a very special Thursday

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Thrills episode. with brand new horror Halloween releases you will

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not want to miss. So, see you tomorrow. For myself,

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for my executive producers, Rob Fields and Bobletopia.com, my producer,

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Dan Wilder, and my creepy composer, Ray Mattis, talk at

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you tomorrow.

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Thank you for listening.

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Make sure to find your way back next week.

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But for now, you are safe.

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Trust me.

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