Do You Even Movie? | Class of 1984 (1982)

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Class of nineteen eighty four.

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E In this school, no teacher can teach them, no

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parents can reach them.

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The future and the future the fucient.

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If they are the future, who will stop them? Class

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of nineteen eighty four, righted r.

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In a world where podcasts reign supreme, Two friends dare

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to ask.

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Do You Even?

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Movie? Hosted by filmmaker Enrique Kuto and movie officionado David Denyer.

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Spoiler alert, Hello, my friends, and welcome back to Do

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You Even?

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Movie?

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I'm, of course your host Enrique Kuto, here with my

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good buddy and co host Double D David Louisdoie. Greetings,

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and we are celebrating a kind of sort of back

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to school month.

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It's gotten a little little mismatch, but you know, the

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last two kind of fit in.

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Well.

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I mean, for the record, why break precedent from Martin maul.

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Dedication, Yeah, exactly one of them. He didn't speak.

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But we are here today. We're going to be talking

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about a film that should really give you all those

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warm and fuzzies about high school if you're me, and

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just make you go if you're date. So I made

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a funny face. It's important to make a funny face.

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And I also want to say humongous thank you to

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everybody who reached out about my birthday, especially because last

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week show aired on my birthday. It was very nice,

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also very bizarre because we recorded that one a bit ahead.

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We did, so I had to be like birthday boy

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for a day and then back to normal for eleven

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days yep, and then back to it. I also want

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to say a big thank you to my buddy Dave

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for arranging all of my friends to come together and

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buy me a SPA day.

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You have a spa Day.

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Yes, I don't even know exactly what that.

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Means, you're going to have one before I've ever had one.

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I just know what they entail for the most part.

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And I also read the description of multiple packages to

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figure out which one was perfect for you.

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Oh so you were like, okay, so Manny Petty all

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in Stone massage Terminator two appreciation stretches, you know, and

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you're like, that's the one, baby.

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I'm so proud of that card. If you only knew

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the struggle that stupid card.

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Well, he made me a Terminator two card, and instead

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of it, there's the old Mexican guy at the end

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of terminator. Terminator one rather one, Yeah, telling Sarah Connor

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there's a store of birthdays are coming, and then on

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the other side just hear.

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Go, I know.

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Pretty solid now, well it was I know on the

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front and on the back was just the storm storm

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that was that was really, it was awesome. I appreciate it.

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It has been a trying year. I got very very

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real on the birthday show, which has only gotten wonderful response.

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I think one of my favorites was my our friend

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Maurice wrote in and said I totally knew it was

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gonna be a pump Master. For all those wrong guesses

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I made that was just to not show off.

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Well, I love Patrick.

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Patrick even said that he thought it was going to

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be a puppet Master really but he didn't know which one.

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Well, it's like that's a that's a pretty good guess.

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Now, you know, people now know my relation to puppet

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Master for and and by the way, puppet Master not

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while it's not our biggest performer on YouTube. As an episode,

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ye got a lot of response because I was right

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nineties kids, Oh yeah, love love puppet Master. Just you know,

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comments like I remember renting it, I remember looking for it,

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I remember this and that yeah, and I blew one

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of our listener's minds because I mentioned that I still

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have my blood splattered blade doll. Yep So, And at

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the end of the show, I will be reading some

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emails which are in reference, at least to some extent

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of my day of birth. Yes, but that all being said,

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I'm doing well. It was a good birthday during a

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hard year. You guys, really the friends out there, are

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the listeners out there, You guys really stepped up for me,

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and I can't say thank you enough. I had kind

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of this sounds so stupid, especially because I'm like, I'm

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like thirty eight. I'm like, I'm knocking on the forty door.

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But I had kind of accepted that that this coming

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birthday was going to not be so great, simply because

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of circumstances.

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Yeah, losing my dogs, all that.

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I don't want to, like, I don't want to do

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the whole world's tiniest violin, but you know, a lot

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of things. And also, unbeknownst to everybody listening, I had

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a horrible experience with one of my ADHD medicines. It

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made me sick as a dog, and then I had

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no ADHD medicine and it it felt like flowers for algernone.

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It did. Oh thanks, No, I mean you said it.

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You're like you were absolutely a mentally challenged man once

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you stopped taking after a lifetime of being misdiagnosed as

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having anxiety and depression, and every anxiety and depression medication

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or therapy not really doing much. The medicines would just

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either make me tired or not do anything. And one

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of the problems was I was exhausted all the time having,

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you know, being and now that I'm being treated for ADHD,

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and I'm trying different medications to find which one is

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the exact perfect one for me. It really when I

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stopped taking it really did feel like flowers for alger

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And all of a sudden, I was like, Okay, back

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to that brain and the little mouse, just the little

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rat just looks at me and squeaks, and then the

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credits roll as I as I'm trying to learn to

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spell my name on a chalkboard.

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Yeah.

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I told my mom on that comparison. I know you did,

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and she was like, what's flowers for Aldrenon? So I

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told her, if you don't know out there, what flowers

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for algrenon is it's one of the saddest. It was

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originally a short story that it became a novel. Yeah,

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I found that. I didn't know about the short story.

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Yeah, nobodycame a TV movie under the title Charterlie, which.

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They showed us in middle school. And it's good. But

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there's an entire psychedelic freak out part there is kind

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of doesn't make any sense.

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It doesn't.

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I mean it does for when it was made, but

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I really loved the story of it. I haven't seen

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the other version. I am going to check it out.

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That's from two thousand.

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Yeah, I didn't know about that one at Yeah, there's a.

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No One out there, but it's about very short version.

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It's about a mentally challenged person who finds out he

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can get a surgery. I'm like cutting out all of

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the interesting stuff and just like you can get a

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surgery that would make him smarter, he gets the surgery

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becomes smarter. I'm sorry if I spoil it. You had

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from nineteen forty to read it.

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This Bodon did this.

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But in the story, he becomes so smart. Yeah, he

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becomes so intell that he starts leading the research on

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the surgery he had and then he's the first one

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to discover that the effects are not permanent. Yeah, so

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he discovers that he's about to become caged in his

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own mind.

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Again, I think they.

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I think in the book Charlie had a seventy four

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IQ something like that, And it's one of two books

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that I read in that they made me read in school.

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I think I loved and it really clicked with me.

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The other one was Inherit the Wind.

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At the Wind. Yeah.

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I can't remember if we read that in freshman year

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or sophomore year, but I know we read it in

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my high school eingos class.

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It was either eighth or ninth grade for me. I'm

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having trouble remembering exactly. No, it was eighth because I

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remember my ninth grade teacher. But anyway, that's this is

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a good segue. But I want to mention that when

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I told Mom the story of Flowers for Algrona, she

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just went, that's terrible. That is a horrible way to feel.

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You don't really feel that way, do you? And I

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was like, no, I don't. I'll just eat my sushi. Yeah,

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there you go, Love you mama. Oh man, you have

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seen the seafood.

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Boil I saw your bib and that made me jealous enough.

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I ate a pound and a half of seafood. The

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best part is I ordered calamara in there. I got

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crabs legs, and I got lobster lobster tail, and I

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got klamaray.

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Well, they didn't have klamari at the place I went

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to the last time, so this is my first time

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getting it there. And it was straight up little squids.

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It wasn't it wasn't like diced up or anything. Well,

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it's not that most appetizing thing to look at, but

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at first, at first I looked at it, I was like, whoa,

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I'll probably I'll try it.

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I guess.

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I took one bite. It was It was the most

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tender calamaria I've ever tasted. And then I just sat

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there eating those while my mom was just like how

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do you how how do you Well, she's eating her shrimp,

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She's like, how do you?

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What are you?

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And I'm like, you made me on this day? So anyway,

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but no, very good birthday and and yeah, so speaking

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of school, school, we have one of the ultimate feel

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good coming of age high school drama Boy Do We

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And it's a little film by the name of class

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of nineteen eighty four, ironically in nineteen eighty two.

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Nineteen eighty two, That is correct.

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And this is one that I've always enjoyed. Yeah, but

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another one of those. I know when you first watched it,

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you had a very different experience with me.

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Absolutely, But when I first.

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Watched it, thought, damn pretty good. And then when I

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revisited it, like at like twenty six to twenty seven

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or whatever, we watched it.

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We watched it.

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We watched it with one of our Eastern Marathon themes

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we had class nineteen eighty four and there for like

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I think the theme was survival that year.

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Oh okay, and then Joe Bob showed it, yes, which

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was awesome, awesome to have it on the last drive in.

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But yeah, so I but I've grown to appreciate it

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immensely as time goes on. So uh, I mean, I

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think that's about enough.

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Ado Okay, Well, and let's get into it.

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They did notice that on a couple on our It

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was on our Mister Mom episode on YouTube. Somebody commented

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and just said, like, here's the timestamp for when they

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start talking about the movie. It was like twenty one minutes,

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and I was like, you know, I'm not even mad.

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That's fair, that's fair. Yeah, So David, let's do yach

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give us the deats.

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So Class of ninety eighty four from nineteen eighty two,

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one hour and thirty eight minutes, rated R and our

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director in. One of the writers on the film is

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Mark L.

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Lester.

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Now you may know that name, but you may not

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know why. Well I'm gonna tell you why. So we

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start with seventy one. His first directorial was Twilight of

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the Mayas. He goes to do Steel Arena, which he

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is the writer, director and produce on in seventy three,

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Truck Stop Woman in seventy four, which he is also writer,

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director and producer on White House, Madness in seventy five,

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Stunts in seventy seven, Gold of the Amazon in seventy nine,

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Roller Boogie in seventy nine, Goddamn Right, Class of nineteen

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eighty four in eighty two, which he is the screenplay

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has the screenplay on as well as directs. Then he

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goes to shoot Firestarter in eighty four, Commando in eighty five.

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Is it did fire Starter with that? I didn't know

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that one?

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Okay, So he does fire Starting eighty four, Commando in

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eighty five, Armed and Dangerous in eighty six, Class of

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nineteen ninety nine. In nineteen ninety he gets the story

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credit on show Down a Little Tokyo in ninety one.

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He's the director and producer on Extreme Justice in nineteen

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ninety three.

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Yes, I am a very big lover of Mark Lester.

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I'm Facebook friends with them. That's awesome, followed by still

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active sure to this day, very active in the film business.

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Hell yeah. Followed by in nineteen ninety five he does

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a little film called Night of the Running Man God.

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Two of my favorite underappreciated nineties action movies.

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Yeah are Mark Lester's. Yes they are.

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Then he goes to do Public Enemies in nineteen ninety six,

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The X in ninety six, Double Take in ninety seven,

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The Base in ninety nine.

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Hitman's Run in ninety nine. Remember that terrible Eric Roberts

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movie we watched, Yeah, that one great, It was not.

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I don't really remember much.

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Sometimes I think when I think back to that movie,

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I think that they had like after the slate of

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movies they had produced were done. Yeah, they were like,

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all right, we got like one hundred and five grand

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left and I found this script under a sandwich in

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my office. Yep, that sounds about right, So let's go

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for It's still fun. But it's it's it's fine, it's

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it's all of the problems that a cheap action movie has.

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That movie is the example.

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The Blowback in two thousand, Sacrifice in two thousand, Guiltiest

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Charge in two thousand, Stealing Candy. He is writer, director,

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and producer on in two thousand and three, Tara Dactyl

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in two thousand and five, Groupie in twenty ten, Besidon

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Rex in twenty thirteen. One thing I did want to

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point out, though, that I found going through his resume

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executive producer on Toby Hooper's The Funhouse in eighty one.

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Yes, he produced a lot of stuff, a lot of

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interesting stuff. I believe, I don't quote me on this

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one hundred percent, but I believe at some point he

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was in some way. He was hooked up initially with Trimark, yeah, Vidmark, Trimark,

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and then I think he ended up kind of parlaying

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that into working with cinatel on a ton of action

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movies as well. Yeah, which is why he just keeps

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working and working and working.

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So moving on, down to our writer. We have the

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infamous Tom Holland. No, not that Tom Holland, No, no, no,

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the spider Man Tom Honk. So I have mostly focused

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on his writing credits for this one because his writing

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resume is really impressive.

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Well, he started as a writer. Yeah, you guys may

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know him as the director of Child's Play.

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And so he gets to start in seventy eight writing

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the story for the initiation of Sarah.

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The TV movie, which movie super worth watching.

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Then he does the Beast Within screenplay in nineteen eighty two,

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which was based off a novel.

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Yeah, I remember it being a book for this.

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Then he does Class in nineteen eighty four and eighty two.

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He does the story credit for that Psycho two in

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eighty three, Cloak and Dagger in eighty four, Scream for

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Help in eighty four.

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Which thank you so much to my friend Sharon Shannon.

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I'm so sorry that movie is Shane got me the

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Blue for my birthday.

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If you have not seen Scream for Help, the opening

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line is is basically the main character saying that she's

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afraid that her stepfather is going to kill her, and

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then we just go into a wild home.

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Oh we watched that together, and our jaws were like

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on the floor. Half the film, you.

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Think you know what the movie's gonna be, and then

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the like, I think it's like the halfway point, it

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turns into a home invasion, then it turns into an

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erotic thriller.

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Yeah, it's accurate.

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Nuts So Scream for Help in eighty four. Then he

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directs and has a credit on Fright Night in eighty five,

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Fright Nite two, and eighty eight. He gets a character

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credit for Child's Play in eighty eight. He gets directing

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on Tales from the Crypt episode in nineteen ninety, The

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Langelers in ninety five. He has the teleplay for Thinner.

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In ninety six, he does the screenplay for the initiation

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of Sarah remaking O six. He gets story credit for

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Fright Night remake in two thousand and one or twenty eleven,

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he gets credit for his story and characters, and then

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Tom Holland's Twisted Tales in twenty fourteen, Child's Play remake

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twenty nineteen.

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Because he gets a based on credit for his work.

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Yeah, and Tom Holland, Yeah, he's been a very He's

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definitely gotten more appreciation now. Yeah, he's kind of an

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unsung hero. But people, there are two kinds of people

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in this world.

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Go on.

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There are people who love Psycho two and there are

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people who lie.

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That's fair.

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Do you even move? He will be right back, welcome

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back to do you even movie?

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I challenge you find a sequel that far out, far

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far out from the original original with none of the

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original writing, writers and directors involved. Yeah, that is that solid.

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I will I'll go on that and say, I think

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Psycho one, two, three, and four are a lot of fun.

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I think three is probably the weakest of the series.

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Wrong, what, No, You're right, Okay, I love it though.

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Because I think four gets a lot of hate that

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is not deserved at all.

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Well, first of all, poor Mickey Garrison. Yeah no, but no,

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first of all, it was a made for showtime sequel,

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so that's gonna get it some hate because you're talking

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about the fourth sequel to one of the most iconic

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horror films of all time. Yeah, Alfred Hitchcock Psycho. Perhaps

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you've heard of it. But the reason I was I

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jokingly said, like, no, you're wrong about three is because

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three two, like really does a great job of kind

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of updating everything. It's it's it's not exactly like Hitchcock

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would have done it. The character is very honest. It's

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very much a perfect sequel. Three is when they're like,

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all right, now it's time to have some fun with Norman.

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Yeah.

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Well it's not just a straanp slasher. It's like a

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frigging late eighties as Sine slasher, and in the best way.

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So but I think that, I mean mc garris's Psycho

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four is another one that has really gained appreciation as

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time has gone on. Yeah, but that initially a lot

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of people didn't love it. So when I was a

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young man, that was on cable a lot, well because

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it was a cable movie. Yeah, and I didn't know

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which Psycho it was fair, I just knew it was

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a continuation of Psycho. There was a period of time

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when I was very young where I thought that was

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part two because I just I just because the other

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ones were not constantly.

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On the air anymore. Sense.

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So I have a very soft spot for Psycho four.

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I mean, I do understand.

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And going back to Mickey Garris, he has talked about

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it on his podcast and he did say that like

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the biggest issue he had was getting close with Tony

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Perkins basically because he was supposed to direct it, and then.

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He gets a job because he directed the third one. Yeah,

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so they promised him the fourth one, yeah, and then

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fired him, but not as the star. Yeah, there are

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a few stories like that. It's Fred Raised finishing directing

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Zombie Death House. Yeah, because the director was John Saxon. Yeah,

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and then John Saxon got fired as the director but

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was still the star of the film.

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Jeez. Yeah, Zombie Deathhouse. I forgot about Zombie Death House.

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I mean a lot of people did.

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Yeah, that's fair. Moving on to our final writer, we

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have John C. W. Saxton.

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He gets his writing credit in seventy three with Across

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This Land with Stomping Tom Connors. Then he has ilsa

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She Wolf of the SS and seventy five. He's the

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writer on Really Yes, Blackout in seventy eight, followed by

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The Great Detective in seventy nine, Title Shot in seventy nine.

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Then in eighty one.

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He does a little movie called Happy Birthday to Me. Yeah,

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he's so he's one of the writers on Happy Birthday.

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That's one of those movies that really that in April

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Fool's Day, they really scratched that that post Friday the thirteenth,

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but not Friday the thirteenth.

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Itch No, And then he finishes off from his career

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what I could see with class in nineteen eighty four

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and eighty two. Moving on down to our cinematographer, we

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have Albert J.

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Dunk.

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He gets his start as an assistant camera and camera

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operator in nineteen seventy with doctor Frankenstein on campus.

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Never heard of it, but I'm.

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Not familiar, But now I want to know Caged.

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Men in seventy one, Across the Lamb with stomping Tom

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Connors in seventy three, Black Christmas in seventy four, and

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it just so happens. In Black Christmas, he plays a

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character by the name of Billy.

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He's the voice of Billy is the voice as well?

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Yeah he is the voice. Yes, so he's the voice

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on that weird commentary track.

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So Billy from Black Christmas shot Class of Night to

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eighty four. Did he shoot Black Christmas?

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No?

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Well, oh wait no, no, he totally he did assistant

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camera on Oh well.

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Yeah, well, and it totally makes sense. Canada Class of

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nineteen four Canada y Black Cress. So he would have

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been in that circle of like people you'd bring on,

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but that I would love to hear the story of

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how I was. Like, So I'm assistant cameraing and and

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Bob Clark walks by, you know, drinking a hot toddy

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and goes, wow, you sound like a pervert.

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So he does Black Christmas is seventy four, followed by

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Police Surgeon in seventy five, Police Surgeon, Police Surgeon, What

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Breaking Point in seventy six, Meatballs in seventy nine, if

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you could see what I hear in eighty two, and

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mcgarrison Sleepwalkers in ninety two. That's when he's doing assistant

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camera and Camera Operator. He doesn't become a DP until

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seventy nine with Klondike Fever. Then he shoots Hank Williams

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the show he Never Gave in nineteen eighty, Cagney and

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Lacy in eighty one, The Incubus in eighty one, which

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gets him the job for Class of nineteen eighty four.

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Oh wow o yeah, and.

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That happens in eighty two, followed by High Point in

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eighty two. Perry Mason returns in eighty five. Fight for Life,

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not fight for your life, Fight for life.

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I was excited for a Second There.

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Eighty seven, followed by Murphy's Law in eighty eight. Not

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that Murphy's Law.

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It's a TV show. Excited again, I Know.

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Passionate Paradise in eighty nine, Richmond Single Woman in nineteen ninety,

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Murder Time seven in nineteen ninety, I Still Dream of

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Genie in ninety one, Moment of Truth, Broken Pledges in

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ninety four, flash Fire Forever Night a Walton Easter, My

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Date with the President's Daughter in ninete ninety eight, the

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Disney movie.

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Did you ever see that? No? Oh god? It so

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it has a theme song that's like My Date with

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the President's Daughter. Well, that would make sense playing through

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the movie, and that's it.

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It'd be weird about a song that was just that

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was just like Superman too Superman Too Man, The Quest.

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For a Piece, followed by The Inspectors in nineteen ninety eight,

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Traders in ninety eight, Family of Cops three, Under Suspicion

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in two thousand.

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Finally Some Cinema for those who don't know God, that

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was Charlie Bronson's last big series retirements. Yeah, was it

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a TV movie movie?

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Yeah, there's like four of them.

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They're they're very they're all right. They're very talky, they're

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family friendly.

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They've been described to me as Hallmark cop.

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Yeah, that's a great way to put it. Yeah, yeah,

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they're they're fun enough. I mean, if you're if you're like,

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you know, on a couch and you've decided that and

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if you're on I was about say in the power

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went up, But then, how would you watch a movie

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if you're on a couch and you have to eat

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ice cream before it melts? Yeah, put on those movies

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and just on the couch on a Sunday afternoon.

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So that he does the Happy Face Murders of Night

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to Nit Night, which I want to stop for a second.

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So you know, I'm a.

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Huge Lifetime uh fiend. Basically, I wonder how that happened. Yeah,

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crazy right. I mean I've always been one since my

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mom was watching it growing up.

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But anyway, you're not supposed to admit to that.

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That's fine. I was doing the same thing. But uh so, I.

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Uh about a year ago I recorded the Happy Face

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Murder that Lifetime did with David Rcatt. Oh okay, this

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ties back into into Class ninety four real quick, because

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right when he becomes a serial killer in that movie,

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when he does his first murder. They decided to put

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No More Mister Nice Guys the soundtrack, of course, not

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Alice Cooper's version.

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It's a cover, but still, oh so it's good.

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Fuck you Daves, Mad Daves, Happy Face.

488
00:21:59.839 --> 00:22:00.960
Murder in nineteen ninety nine.

489
00:22:01.039 --> 00:22:03.079
Then he does Must Be Santa ninety nine as well,

490
00:22:03.079 --> 00:22:05.599
The Inspectors to a Shred of Evidence two thousand, Mail

491
00:22:05.680 --> 00:22:07.279
to the Chief in two thousand.

492
00:22:07.000 --> 00:22:09.160
Which I love that title, Mail to the Chief Disney

493
00:22:09.240 --> 00:22:09.680
Channel Movies.

494
00:22:09.720 --> 00:22:11.559
This dude made a killing because then he does the

495
00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:14.440
Pooch and the Popper in two thousand, The Paradise Virus

496
00:22:14.480 --> 00:22:15.079
in two thousand and three.

497
00:22:15.119 --> 00:22:15.920
I don't think that's.

498
00:22:15.720 --> 00:22:19.279
A that sounds it sounds fun and light.

499
00:22:19.440 --> 00:22:22.119
One Last Dance two thousand and three, Street Time, Anonymous

500
00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:23.200
Rex in two thousand and four.

501
00:22:24.440 --> 00:22:25.920
Are you serious? I'm dead serious.

502
00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:28.599
The Angry video game Me NERD did a whole thing

503
00:22:28.599 --> 00:22:28.960
about that.

504
00:22:29.039 --> 00:22:29.559
Yeah he did.

505
00:22:29.759 --> 00:22:32.039
Then he does like Mike two Street Ball in two

506
00:22:32.079 --> 00:22:34.799
thousand and six. Okay, he shoots the kill point in

507
00:22:34.799 --> 00:22:36.720
two thousand and seven, and then in two thousand and nine,

508
00:22:36.839 --> 00:22:38.839
Doctor Doolittle million Dollar months.

509
00:22:39.920 --> 00:22:41.079
Didn't even know that existed.

510
00:22:41.240 --> 00:22:44.279
What a career though, I mean for though, like yeah, uh,

511
00:22:44.759 --> 00:22:47.240
to be working all that time, and to do such

512
00:22:47.319 --> 00:22:49.680
a varied amount of work and to not have a

513
00:22:49.680 --> 00:22:51.599
shortage of work for quite for it to be a.

514
00:22:51.559 --> 00:22:53.359
Billion black fucking Christmas.

515
00:22:54.279 --> 00:22:56.240
I mean, I'm sure that was at the top of

516
00:22:56.240 --> 00:22:56.680
his resume.

517
00:22:56.839 --> 00:22:57.519
I'm sure it was.

518
00:22:57.920 --> 00:22:59.839
So Moving down to arrive to be synopsis, we have

519
00:23:00.079 --> 00:23:02.240
a new teacher at a troubled inner city high school

520
00:23:02.400 --> 00:23:04.880
ends up clashing with a delinquent punk posse who run

521
00:23:04.920 --> 00:23:06.440
the institute with an iron fist.

522
00:23:07.599 --> 00:23:11.319
I mean that sounds right my synopsis.

523
00:23:11.519 --> 00:23:13.839
When Andrew Norris comes to Lincoln High as a new teacher,

524
00:23:13.880 --> 00:23:15.279
he is quick to find out that the school is

525
00:23:15.359 --> 00:23:18.640
ran by a charismatic and psychotic Peter Stegman and his

526
00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:22.480
gang of chraze followers, whom he wages war with a.

527
00:23:22.440 --> 00:23:25.359
Little wordy but good, A little I think you didn't

528
00:23:25.400 --> 00:23:25.799
need the name.

529
00:23:26.039 --> 00:23:27.839
That probably not Yeah, that's all. That was good.

530
00:23:27.880 --> 00:23:29.960
That was a good one. That was no applause this time,

531
00:23:30.240 --> 00:23:32.279
fair because I couldn't find it in time.

532
00:23:32.640 --> 00:23:35.920
But so, moving down to our cast, we have Perry King,

533
00:23:35.960 --> 00:23:37.640
who plays Andrew Norris in this film one hundred and

534
00:23:37.640 --> 00:23:38.599
three credits on his resume.

535
00:23:38.640 --> 00:23:40.160
By the way, Holy crap.

536
00:23:40.440 --> 00:23:42.920
He gets to start in nineteen seventy two with Slaughterhouse five.

537
00:23:43.279 --> 00:23:45.920
The Posession of Joel Delaney in seventy two, a very

538
00:23:45.960 --> 00:23:48.559
weird horssion, Possession of Joel Delaney.

539
00:23:48.920 --> 00:23:51.359
I probably put the two together, That's okay.

540
00:23:51.559 --> 00:23:54.000
I just for a second, I was like, I honestly,

541
00:23:54.000 --> 00:23:56.799
I was like, which word is I mean, like, is

542
00:23:56.839 --> 00:23:58.640
it is there a different word than possession or is

543
00:23:58.640 --> 00:23:59.559
he trying to say possession?

544
00:23:59.680 --> 00:24:01.200
Yeah, Possession of Joe Delaney.

545
00:24:01.240 --> 00:24:04.200
That was a movie that I became aware of because

546
00:24:04.200 --> 00:24:06.400
I've talked about it, I think on the show before

547
00:24:06.480 --> 00:24:08.359
about that horror book that we had the Junior High

548
00:24:08.359 --> 00:24:10.400
that had a bunch of like older movies in it

549
00:24:10.680 --> 00:24:12.960
that I looked through, and that was one that was mentioned.

550
00:24:12.960 --> 00:24:14.880
So for years I had tried to track it down,

551
00:24:14.960 --> 00:24:18.880
and right when I got into Facebook horror groups with

552
00:24:18.920 --> 00:24:21.720
like trading media and movies and whatnot, somebody had it

553
00:24:21.720 --> 00:24:25.279
and I got it. Weird fucking movie, very weird fucking movie.

554
00:24:25.720 --> 00:24:27.000
I would expect nothing less.

555
00:24:27.039 --> 00:24:31.000
Yeah, Medical Center in seventy three, Lords of Flash, Flatbush

556
00:24:31.000 --> 00:24:33.200
in seventy four, Hawaii five ozh and seventy four, The

557
00:24:33.240 --> 00:24:37.279
Wild Party, Mandingo, Lipstick in seventy six, Bad in seventy seven,

558
00:24:37.400 --> 00:24:39.599
The Choir Boys in seventy seven, A Different Story in

559
00:24:39.640 --> 00:24:43.960
seventy eight, Search and Destroy the Cracker Factory in seventy nine.

560
00:24:44.160 --> 00:24:45.079
I've not seen that one.

561
00:24:45.079 --> 00:24:46.319
I have not even heard of that one.

562
00:24:46.559 --> 00:24:49.079
City in Fear in nineteen eighty Golden Gate eighty one

563
00:24:49.240 --> 00:24:51.680
Star Wars original radio drama. He's the voice of Han

564
00:24:51.720 --> 00:24:54.880
Solo on all the original Star Wars radio dramas.

565
00:24:55.160 --> 00:24:56.680
I did not even know there were Star Wars.

566
00:24:56.720 --> 00:24:58.720
I didn't neither, but yeah, he literally is in a

567
00:24:58.759 --> 00:25:01.960
new Hope. Empire strikes back, Return of the Jedi as

568
00:25:01.960 --> 00:25:04.759
we pass upon Solo. Then he does a Class of

569
00:25:04.839 --> 00:25:07.559
nineteen eighty four and eighty two, The Clairvoyant eighty two,

570
00:25:07.759 --> 00:25:10.680
Helen Keller, The Miracle Continues in eighty four, Riptide in

571
00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:11.160
eighty four.

572
00:25:11.279 --> 00:25:14.599
They did a sequel to Helen Keller. They did Thank God,

573
00:25:14.720 --> 00:25:16.160
Love Show Business.

574
00:25:16.359 --> 00:25:18.920
Easy Street in eighty seven, Perfect People in eighty eight,

575
00:25:18.960 --> 00:25:21.519
Shakedown on Sunset Strip in eighty eight, The Hitchhiker series

576
00:25:21.519 --> 00:25:24.359
in eighty nine. Only one survived. In nineteen ninety Switch

577
00:25:24.440 --> 00:25:26.000
Jimmy Smitz in nineteen eighty one.

578
00:25:26.440 --> 00:25:28.039
I love that movie so good.

579
00:25:28.319 --> 00:25:29.960
Crying the Nine in ninety two, A Tales in the

580
00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:32.200
Crypt episode in ninety three, Outer Limits in ninety five.

581
00:25:32.680 --> 00:25:34.599
Most recently, and by I say most recently in the

582
00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:36.559
last ten years, he was on Will and Grace and

583
00:25:37.240 --> 00:25:39.799
twenty years I guess Will and Grace and Spin City.

584
00:25:39.640 --> 00:25:41.200
Or the like two of his big getting old Hu

585
00:25:42.319 --> 00:25:42.759
shut Up.

586
00:25:43.880 --> 00:25:45.680
Moving down the list, we have Timothy Van Patten, who

587
00:25:45.680 --> 00:25:48.480
plays Peter Stegman in the film. He started on Eight

588
00:25:48.559 --> 00:25:51.279
Is Enough in nineteen seventy eight, Three two one, Contact

589
00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:53.680
in eighty Insight in eighty one, The White Shadow in

590
00:25:53.720 --> 00:25:57.079
eighty one, High Power, Hot Powder in eighty two, Class

591
00:25:57.079 --> 00:25:59.319
in nineteen eighty four and eighty two, California Cowboys in

592
00:25:59.359 --> 00:26:02.920
eighty three, The Master in eighty four, Saint Elsewhere, Zone Troopers,

593
00:26:03.079 --> 00:26:06.519
Night Heat, The Wrong Guys Catacombs, True Blue in nineteen

594
00:26:06.559 --> 00:26:08.799
eighty nine. He also became a director in the nineties

595
00:26:08.839 --> 00:26:11.759
with Home Fries in ninety two, The Visitor in ninety eight,

596
00:26:12.039 --> 00:26:15.759
The Sentinel in ninety six, In Ny Undercover in ninety seven,

597
00:26:16.119 --> 00:26:18.480
Homicide Life on the Street in ninety five, Now and

598
00:26:18.519 --> 00:26:21.240
again in ninety nine, Touched by An Angel two thousand,

599
00:26:21.640 --> 00:26:23.799
ed Keen Eddie, Sex and the City, episodes of two

600
00:26:23.839 --> 00:26:27.079
thousand and three, The Wire, Deadwood, Into the West, Rome,

601
00:26:27.160 --> 00:26:31.240
The Sopranos, The Pacific Game of Thrones, Boardwalk, Empire, Black Near,

602
00:26:31.359 --> 00:26:34.039
Perry Mason, Masters of the Air, and even Franklin in

603
00:26:34.039 --> 00:26:34.720
twenty twenty four.

604
00:26:35.480 --> 00:26:36.720
I like it, you were like, and then he moves

605
00:26:36.759 --> 00:26:40.519
into directing, and then you're like I was in the nineties.

606
00:26:40.559 --> 00:26:42.599
I'm expecting, like, so he did a couple. No, he's

607
00:26:42.640 --> 00:26:46.440
become like a he's very sought after major director in television.

608
00:26:46.039 --> 00:26:46.839
Television especially.

609
00:26:46.920 --> 00:26:49.480
Yeah, and then going down to wrap us up is

610
00:26:49.640 --> 00:26:51.400
Roddy McDowell, who we talked about, of course on our

611
00:26:51.400 --> 00:26:53.000
Dead of Winter episode, Just to give you some highlights

612
00:26:53.000 --> 00:26:54.960
of his career, because everybody knows Roddy McDowell.

613
00:26:54.680 --> 00:26:55.559
By this point they should.

614
00:26:55.799 --> 00:26:57.519
Planet of the Apes and sixty eight, Bed Knobs and

615
00:26:57.519 --> 00:27:00.279
Brooms six seventy nine, Poside Adventure seventy two, The Legend

616
00:27:00.279 --> 00:27:02.839
of Hell House seventy three, Arnold seventy three, The Black Hole,

617
00:27:02.880 --> 00:27:05.039
Class in nineteen eighty four, Fright Night in eighty five,

618
00:27:05.079 --> 00:27:08.160
Dead of Winter in eighty seven, Overboard eighty seven Fright Night,

619
00:27:08.200 --> 00:27:11.400
Part two, Cutting Class and Shakma.

620
00:27:12.759 --> 00:27:17.039
I still think Jesus, if you would just listen to me,

621
00:27:17.839 --> 00:27:19.640
I can help you find the.

622
00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:22.279
Love of your life. I'm not getting a Shakma tattoo.

623
00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:23.119
It's not happening.

624
00:27:23.200 --> 00:27:26.119
Let's let the audience in me. Let's want the audience.

625
00:27:26.119 --> 00:27:27.640
I want to see what you guys think. So here,

626
00:27:28.119 --> 00:27:34.960
here's my theory. Everybody David his luck with women mileage varies.

627
00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:37.759
Let's say it that way. That's the way I'll say it.

628
00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:40.440
Yeah, I bet it. We'll So.

629
00:27:40.680 --> 00:27:44.599
I told Dave, Hey, we both stop.

630
00:27:44.440 --> 00:27:44.880
For a second.

631
00:27:44.920 --> 00:27:47.599
You told me this like seven eight years ago. Like

632
00:27:47.640 --> 00:27:50.279
this has been early in our friendship about the Shakma tattoo.

633
00:27:50.599 --> 00:27:54.880
Little has changed, Yes, so continue continue.

634
00:27:55.359 --> 00:27:58.680
So I like how we've been friends so long. Dave's like, oh,

635
00:27:58.720 --> 00:27:59.400
you're gonna hang me.

636
00:27:59.440 --> 00:28:00.519
Here's some more. Yeah.

637
00:28:00.559 --> 00:28:07.200
Basically, So, Chakma is this awesomely weird, bizarre, kind of

638
00:28:07.240 --> 00:28:09.599
bad movie about a killer baboon.

639
00:28:09.680 --> 00:28:12.720
Yes, during a game of D and D. So good.

640
00:28:12.799 --> 00:28:14.839
It's so good, you guys. If you haven't seen Shakma,

641
00:28:15.079 --> 00:28:18.160
see it. But it and it's cursed by the terrible

642
00:28:18.160 --> 00:28:20.000
title Chakma, which most people don't know is a type

643
00:28:20.000 --> 00:28:24.279
of baboon. So I tell David Wells, you like Shakma.

644
00:28:24.680 --> 00:28:27.480
Chakma is a cool movie that a lot of people

645
00:28:27.559 --> 00:28:32.319
don't know. Get a Chakma tattoo somewhere on your body,

646
00:28:32.559 --> 00:28:35.559
not nothing like on your face or something, but a tattoo.

647
00:28:35.920 --> 00:28:39.119
And then when you're out and about in life, just

648
00:28:39.240 --> 00:28:43.440
doing your thing, if you run into a woman who goes,

649
00:28:43.559 --> 00:28:48.400
oh my god, I love your Chakma tattoo, da.

650
00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:54.839
Vid marker trimark. I think that that would be the

651
00:28:54.880 --> 00:28:55.240
way to.

652
00:28:55.640 --> 00:28:58.119
You should get a vidmark tattoo and then have that

653
00:28:58.200 --> 00:29:01.359
crossed out and then trymark are put under it and

654
00:29:01.400 --> 00:29:05.160
then cross down, then artisers and then cross the day.

655
00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:09.160
It just keeps going. God, we're such fucking nerds.

656
00:29:09.240 --> 00:29:09.799
I'm aware.

657
00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:22.839
Do You Even movie will be right back, welcome back

658
00:29:22.880 --> 00:29:24.119
to Do You Even?

659
00:29:24.240 --> 00:29:26.039
Movie?

660
00:29:29.559 --> 00:29:31.920
Uh So, As of this recording, Class of nineteen eighty

661
00:29:31.920 --> 00:29:36.319
four is available on AMC Plus, Free V, Peacock, Plex, Pluto,

662
00:29:36.400 --> 00:29:36.960
and Prime.

663
00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:40.200
It's very easy to get a hold of and absolutely

664
00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:41.319
worth your time.

665
00:29:41.400 --> 00:29:43.680
Absolutely out of doubt. So what was your first time

666
00:29:43.720 --> 00:29:45.240
watching Class of nineteen eighty four?

667
00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:47.720
So there was a video store here in Dayton, right

668
00:29:47.759 --> 00:29:52.200
when I turned eighteen, called Precinct thirteen Video and they

669
00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:54.279
had a ton of movies to rent, and the owner

670
00:29:54.440 --> 00:29:59.079
was a big, big cinema cinema file. So I would

671
00:29:59.160 --> 00:30:02.640
go in and I wouldn't know what to rent. I'd

672
00:30:02.680 --> 00:30:05.319
rent everything I had wanted to see, so I would

673
00:30:05.359 --> 00:30:08.839
just start taking recommendations from the owner. Yeah, and one

674
00:30:08.920 --> 00:30:11.119
night he recommended Class of nineteen eighty four. He said

675
00:30:11.119 --> 00:30:12.839
it was like it was like one of the ultimate

676
00:30:13.039 --> 00:30:16.480
nineteen eighties movies. So I took it home. I was

677
00:30:17.240 --> 00:30:22.359
aghast by how violent and mean spirited, and I thought

678
00:30:22.359 --> 00:30:25.119
it was fine. But then years later, when we revisited it,

679
00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:28.319
I could not believe how much I loved it, how

680
00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:33.160
great the performances are, and just how ballsy of a

681
00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:35.559
concept it was. Although I think that, and I'll talk

682
00:30:35.599 --> 00:30:37.839
about this more later, I think that the concept isn't

683
00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:40.720
that surprising. Yeah, when you look at what the nineteen

684
00:30:40.759 --> 00:30:45.599
seventies were like, especially in America, and yeah, I think

685
00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:47.319
a lot of it kind of rings true in a

686
00:30:47.319 --> 00:30:47.920
bizarre way.

687
00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:49.759
There might be some trivia with that towards the end.

688
00:30:49.960 --> 00:30:54.720
Oh well, Hell's bells and taco shells. But what about

689
00:30:54.759 --> 00:30:56.920
you double D tell us all about how you watched

690
00:30:56.920 --> 00:30:58.039
it wrong the first set.

691
00:30:58.119 --> 00:30:59.720
Oh yeah.

692
00:30:59.119 --> 00:31:03.079
I found out about this movie simply because I got

693
00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:06.400
really big into Shouts Scream Factory Line when I was

694
00:31:06.440 --> 00:31:08.680
working at FYE, because that was really about the time

695
00:31:08.759 --> 00:31:10.480
that they launched it, and now also the time I

696
00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:15.279
got into Blu Rays, which would have been circa two thousand,

697
00:31:15.680 --> 00:31:18.319
well it would have been two thousand and twelve or thirteen,

698
00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:21.279
I think, And I found out about this movie just

699
00:31:21.279 --> 00:31:22.680
because of that cover they released, and I was like,

700
00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:25.359
this looks awesome. So I obtained a copy of it

701
00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:30.079
and I watched it, and I was not into it.

702
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:32.000
I don't know what it was like, it was, it

703
00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:34.279
was fine. I was excited to watch it. I think

704
00:31:34.319 --> 00:31:36.640
even posted on Facebook about it, because not even like

705
00:31:36.640 --> 00:31:38.400
a day later, my buddy Austin called me and he's like,

706
00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:40.319
what'd you think of that movie? Because I like, if

707
00:31:40.359 --> 00:31:41.400
it's a good on my check it out. And I

708
00:31:41.480 --> 00:31:44.359
was like, it's okay, like it's got some crazy moments.

709
00:31:44.359 --> 00:31:46.000
And I started describing it to him, and I remember

710
00:31:46.400 --> 00:31:49.440
I got to the point of mcdow's car crash and

711
00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:52.960
he's like, honestly, David, like this sounds fucking awesome. I

712
00:31:53.079 --> 00:31:55.160
don't know, like it sounds like you actually liked it,

713
00:31:55.200 --> 00:31:56.519
but you just don't want to admit it. And I

714
00:31:56.559 --> 00:31:58.599
was like, I don't know, man, like I just maybe

715
00:31:58.599 --> 00:32:01.039
I just need to watch it again. Fast forward about

716
00:32:01.039 --> 00:32:03.559
a year year or so later, I in a trade.

717
00:32:03.559 --> 00:32:05.359
I ended up getting Class ninety to four blue ray

718
00:32:05.720 --> 00:32:07.680
with I think was Dark Man and Cross Space. So

719
00:32:07.720 --> 00:32:09.440
it was I got those three together in one trade,

720
00:32:09.480 --> 00:32:11.720
which is awesome. And I watched it again and I

721
00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:13.319
was just like, yeah, I'm a fucking idiot. This movie

722
00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:15.680
of rules. Also, it opens with the n Alice Cooper song.

723
00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:17.880
So the fact that I didn't like it even more

724
00:32:17.920 --> 00:32:19.160
so then made me upset.

725
00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:23.559
Well, I do have a theory, okay as to why

726
00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:26.599
you didn't like it. Yeah, the only having known you

727
00:32:26.640 --> 00:32:29.519
for over a decade, been good friends for over a

728
00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:32.799
decade or just about a decade whatever, Yeah, I think

729
00:32:32.839 --> 00:32:36.799
you had diarrhea that day. It's possible, just based on like,

730
00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:39.279
I know how I know you, and I know.

731
00:32:39.519 --> 00:32:41.720
The amount of movies in our friendship that we've have

732
00:32:41.880 --> 00:32:44.279
that that I've come around on that you were just like,

733
00:32:44.359 --> 00:32:46.880
I think you are just wrong. And here's why we're

734
00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:47.640
gonna watch it again?

735
00:32:47.720 --> 00:32:50.200
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's it's funny because like when

736
00:32:50.200 --> 00:32:53.599
it's a movie that's that's like very arguably good, I'll

737
00:32:53.640 --> 00:32:56.319
be like, fuck you, you don't even know when it's like,

738
00:32:56.359 --> 00:32:58.599
when you say that about it, I'm like, uh no,

739
00:32:58.720 --> 00:33:00.440
that's just a really good movie. Game we need to

740
00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:02.279
rewatch it. Yeah, that was one of them.

741
00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:03.920
But I don't know.

742
00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:06.359
I mean, I've watched movies in the wrong mindset, in

743
00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:07.680
the wrong mood. Yeah as well.

744
00:33:07.759 --> 00:33:10.559
I don't know if if I was just expecting something

745
00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:13.119
different or if it was so fucking crazy it almost

746
00:33:13.160 --> 00:33:15.839
shell shock me. Like I have no idea, but yeah,

747
00:33:16.039 --> 00:33:18.200
now I absolutely fucking love this movie.

748
00:33:18.799 --> 00:33:21.400
Angry Bowels. Angry Bowels, Anger Bowels sounds correct. So you're

749
00:33:21.400 --> 00:33:23.480
ready to get into the movie? Hell yeah.

750
00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:26.519
So we open with some on screen text that says,

751
00:33:26.799 --> 00:33:30.799
last year, there were twenty eight hundred, twenty eight two

752
00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:33.759
hundred and eighty thousand incidents of violence by students against

753
00:33:33.799 --> 00:33:37.279
teacher and their classmates in American high schools. Unfortunately, this

754
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:41.039
film is based on true events. Fortunately, very few schools

755
00:33:41.039 --> 00:33:41.799
are Lincoln High.

756
00:33:41.880 --> 00:33:44.519
Yet are Lincoln High yet?

757
00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:46.200
Yeah?

758
00:33:46.240 --> 00:33:50.200
Hey, this film is a cautionary tale. Yeah, that it is.

759
00:33:50.240 --> 00:33:52.880
So we open with Alice Cooper song I Am the Future,

760
00:33:52.920 --> 00:33:55.720
as we see Lincoln High from an exterior perspective, as

761
00:33:55.720 --> 00:33:57.680
we see the students going into the school. We meet

762
00:33:57.720 --> 00:33:59.960
Andrew Norris played by Perry King, who is driving to

763
00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:02.759
the school for his first day, and he arrives in

764
00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:04.799
the parking lot and he meets Terry Corgan played by

765
00:34:04.880 --> 00:34:08.119
Ronny mcdell, and he notices one thing immediately about mcdell,

766
00:34:08.119 --> 00:34:09.599
and that would be that he has a gun in

767
00:34:09.639 --> 00:34:11.079
his briefcase that he's taking into the school.

768
00:34:11.159 --> 00:34:12.360
Yep, he has a pistola.

769
00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:13.559
He has a pistol.

770
00:34:13.599 --> 00:34:15.880
And we also during the opening credits, we see that

771
00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:19.239
the school has graffiti all over in the inside.

772
00:34:18.920 --> 00:34:22.039
Of it, and we're talking like it's if it were

773
00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:24.039
any more graffiti would be wallpapers.

774
00:34:24.119 --> 00:34:24.400
Yeah.

775
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:28.719
Yeah, it's NonStop graffiti and some of the funniest graffiti

776
00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:31.800
I've ever seen, because it's meant to be awful and shocking.

777
00:34:32.159 --> 00:34:36.559
And do you have any trivia about the swastikas?

778
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:38.760
I have who created them? Yes?

779
00:34:38.800 --> 00:34:41.360
Because because one of the things that I noticed immediately,

780
00:34:41.400 --> 00:34:44.079
because these kids are supposed to be pretty freaking bad yeah,

781
00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:47.119
And I'm gonna explain something that is kind of controversial,

782
00:34:47.639 --> 00:34:51.519
but it is worth mentioning. In this film, some of

783
00:34:51.559 --> 00:34:55.320
the kids wear swastikas. The bad kids. Obviously, if we

784
00:34:55.320 --> 00:34:56.559
were the good kids, I'd be like, Dave, what do

785
00:34:56.599 --> 00:34:58.639
you bringing me the school? What's wrong with you?

786
00:34:58.639 --> 00:34:58.719
No?

787
00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:04.519
A class of triumph of the willd but Hitler youth

788
00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:07.760
of the nineteen eighty four. But no, but they're wearing swastikas.

789
00:35:08.199 --> 00:35:11.599
They never have any scenes that suggest they are neo Nazis.

790
00:35:11.840 --> 00:35:14.800
There's never any like racially charged scenes or anything like that.

791
00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:14.960
One.

792
00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:19.119
I mean, they could be, but the movie never depicts it.

793
00:35:19.880 --> 00:35:22.760
Well in that era, well more so in the sixties

794
00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:24.679
and seventies, but in the No No. In the eighties,

795
00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:30.519
two punks started wearing swastikas, similarly to how bikers wore swastikas.

796
00:35:30.599 --> 00:35:30.760
Yeah.

797
00:35:30.800 --> 00:35:32.960
Now, I'm not saying that if you wore a swastika

798
00:35:33.039 --> 00:35:34.880
back then, you weren't a neo Nazi. I'm not trying

799
00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:37.960
to say that. But then the swastika was a big,

800
00:35:38.679 --> 00:35:43.719
big deal for shock value. So punks and bikers and

801
00:35:44.039 --> 00:35:46.639
people like that, if they wanted to just scare squares,

802
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:49.440
they would wear swastikas because you also have to keep

803
00:35:49.440 --> 00:35:54.159
in mind while they especially in like like Middle America

804
00:35:54.159 --> 00:35:55.960
in that era, how often would you meet like a

805
00:35:56.039 --> 00:35:58.639
Jewish person? Almost never? But you know who you would meet?

806
00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:01.320
What were two veterans who would get very.

807
00:36:01.119 --> 00:36:02.360
Mad that you're wearing that. Now.

808
00:36:02.360 --> 00:36:05.559
I'm not saying that there weren't people who were ideologically Nazis,

809
00:36:06.079 --> 00:36:08.440
but I got the vibe that these kids were just

810
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:11.679
pieces of shit and they were trying to get everybody mad.

811
00:36:12.039 --> 00:36:13.920
But the reason I bring up the swastikas is in

812
00:36:13.960 --> 00:36:18.360
particular because the swastikas of their clothes are correct, but

813
00:36:18.400 --> 00:36:22.000
the swastikas on the sets are weird, weird, and I

814
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:25.360
started coining the term that they were Canadian swastikas, slightly

815
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:30.079
more polite swastikas, if you will. Their edges are rounded,

816
00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:33.480
but they're still the same. I don't know why, but

817
00:36:33.519 --> 00:36:36.079
that just made I always like because every scene, I'm like, wow,

818
00:36:36.119 --> 00:36:39.079
there are no traditional swastikas on the walls.

819
00:36:39.239 --> 00:36:43.599
Well, also, around this time, in horror literature, especially literature

820
00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:45.440
it may not be the right word, I mean horror

821
00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:49.000
novels in particular around this time, spliderpunk stuff used swastika

822
00:36:49.039 --> 00:36:49.840
on the covers.

823
00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:51.639
A lot really okay that I did not know, but

824
00:36:51.679 --> 00:36:54.960
it makes sense so well. And so all this to

825
00:36:55.000 --> 00:36:59.320
say swastika, I said it so many times this episode

826
00:36:59.320 --> 00:37:02.880
where compronize Yeah.

827
00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:05.199
So, so he sees that Terry Kurrigan has a gun

828
00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:07.599
in his briefcase. He asked him why, and he's like,

829
00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:09.280
you know, oh, He's like, I guess you haven't taught

830
00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:11.159
here before, Like where have you taught before? And he's like, oh,

831
00:37:11.199 --> 00:37:12.719
you know this is He's like, oh, so not here

832
00:37:12.840 --> 00:37:14.599
and just takes his briefcase and starts walking.

833
00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:14.880
Yeah.

834
00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:18.960
Yeah, so we're starting. We're already having a yeah another

835
00:37:19.039 --> 00:37:19.800
picture painted.

836
00:37:21.119 --> 00:37:21.280
Yeah.

837
00:37:21.280 --> 00:37:22.880
And I mean and dude, like I said, during the credits,

838
00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:25.480
you see that the school is graffiti inside, there's metal detectors,

839
00:37:25.519 --> 00:37:28.000
there's students that are being shaken down. I mean, it's

840
00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:30.639
not a good environment by any stretch of the imagination.

841
00:37:31.320 --> 00:37:32.320
I mean maybe to you.

842
00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:35.320
So that's when they go into the school, and that's

843
00:37:35.320 --> 00:37:39.360
when Corgan is walking along with uh with Norris and

844
00:37:39.400 --> 00:37:41.719
he Norris notices the metal detectors and he's like, you know,

845
00:37:41.719 --> 00:37:43.239
well why do they have those? And again he's like,

846
00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:45.320
you you have no idea about the school, like this

847
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:46.960
is this is much needed. And he's like, oh, by

848
00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:48.559
the way, like do you know any defense like kung

849
00:37:48.559 --> 00:37:49.800
food or anything like that. He's like no, but I

850
00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:52.639
can swing a mean baton, and and Ry McDow was

851
00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:54.280
just like, whatever, dude.

852
00:37:56.039 --> 00:37:57.719
Yeah. So he even notices.

853
00:37:57.960 --> 00:37:59.960
Norris even notices that a kid gets a straight raised

854
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:02.079
through the metal detector as he's walking away. He tells

855
00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:04.039
security and the guy's like, ah, he's already through. I

856
00:38:04.039 --> 00:38:06.480
can't really do anything. He's already inside the school. Can't

857
00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:06.960
do anything.

858
00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:08.239
Sorry.

859
00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:10.960
So that's when he meets the principal, principal Morgan Thou,

860
00:38:11.079 --> 00:38:13.440
and we see that Morgan Thou has just a base

861
00:38:13.480 --> 00:38:16.119
of monitors in his office. There's cameras all throughout the school.

862
00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:18.559
He notices two kids smoking pots, so he send security

863
00:38:18.559 --> 00:38:20.960
after them. And he's going basically down the rig and

864
00:38:21.079 --> 00:38:23.159
roll with Norris about what is what the duty is,

865
00:38:23.440 --> 00:38:26.000
where his classes, where students are, and he also tells

866
00:38:26.039 --> 00:38:28.679
him that in his off periods he is to patrol

867
00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:31.480
the halls. And he's like, well, isn't that what security

868
00:38:31.519 --> 00:38:33.199
is for? And he's like, oh, we already have enough

869
00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:35.719
of like a teacher pay like into that, Like teachers

870
00:38:35.719 --> 00:38:36.639
have to do their part too.

871
00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:36.960
Yeah.

872
00:38:37.039 --> 00:38:40.239
Yeah, we can't afford any more security. Yeah, we're paying teachers,

873
00:38:40.239 --> 00:38:41.280
so they got to earn their cash.

874
00:38:41.400 --> 00:38:44.800
So the teacher to patrol the hall's first day. Yeah

875
00:38:44.960 --> 00:38:45.840
yeah yeah.

876
00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:47.840
And it should be mentioned they don't just have security,

877
00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:50.880
they have armed security. Armed security, which is extremely uncommon.

878
00:38:50.960 --> 00:38:53.719
Yeah in any school.

879
00:38:53.840 --> 00:38:56.480
If you've ever seen the Substitute with Tom Behringer, this

880
00:38:56.519 --> 00:38:58.119
school is even worse than that school.

881
00:38:58.320 --> 00:39:01.719
Oh, this school is like if the school you see

882
00:39:01.719 --> 00:39:02.880
the class in Nukem High Things.

883
00:39:02.920 --> 00:39:06.079
Well, I'll get to that, but uh, this movie, this

884
00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:08.400
movie school is like if the school in the Substitute,

885
00:39:08.440 --> 00:39:09.519
we're on crystal meth.

886
00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:12.360
Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Yeah.

887
00:39:12.400 --> 00:39:14.119
So he is the new music teacher at the school

888
00:39:14.159 --> 00:39:16.320
and he goes into his classroom and we quickly quickly

889
00:39:16.360 --> 00:39:18.400
see that he's got some rowdy students in the class,

890
00:39:18.440 --> 00:39:20.880
and it just so happens to be Peter Stegman and

891
00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:21.519
his gang.

892
00:39:23.119 --> 00:39:25.639
Those boys don't appreciate a good performance.

893
00:39:25.679 --> 00:39:27.880
They do not. Indeed, they're harassing the students.

894
00:39:27.920 --> 00:39:30.320
He goes in and he's like, you know, he sits

895
00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:32.039
down at his desk and he doesn't know exactly how

896
00:39:32.079 --> 00:39:33.639
to deal with it, and then one of the students, Denin,

897
00:39:33.719 --> 00:39:35.480
walks up to him and she's like, hey, I know

898
00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:37.199
you're new. I just want you to know, like those

899
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:39.079
guys do not belong in here, like they're not on

900
00:39:39.079 --> 00:39:41.599
the roster. So he starts calling attendance. One of Stegman's

901
00:39:41.639 --> 00:39:44.840
gang is like, not here, not here, not here, being

902
00:39:44.880 --> 00:39:47.559
a complete asshole, and that's when basically Nora's intervenes and

903
00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:49.920
he tells Stegman, you know, if you're in the class, like,

904
00:39:49.960 --> 00:39:51.760
you know, are you in this class? Stegman doesn't want

905
00:39:51.760 --> 00:39:52.880
to be a part of the class even though he's

906
00:39:52.880 --> 00:39:54.400
in the class, so he goes to leave and takes

907
00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:56.199
his cronies with them, but not before they have a

908
00:39:56.280 --> 00:39:58.199
nice sighile to everybody.

909
00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:00.599
Which I mean, you know, is just etiquette.

910
00:40:00.599 --> 00:40:04.440
Etiquette indeed. So Norris introduces himself to Deneen and Arthur. Arthur,

911
00:40:04.519 --> 00:40:07.320
of course played by a very very young Michael J.

912
00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:07.800
Fox.

913
00:40:08.039 --> 00:40:10.519
Well, for the record, Michael very young Michael J. Fox

914
00:40:10.599 --> 00:40:12.519
was like the first twenty years of his career.

915
00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:14.400
Yeah, this is one year before Back to the Future

916
00:40:14.400 --> 00:40:14.719
as well.

917
00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:16.599
Yeah, he's he's looking super young.

918
00:40:16.760 --> 00:40:20.000
Yeah, so Deneen also decides to lead the class into

919
00:40:20.039 --> 00:40:22.719
a piece to show off their skills for Norris, and

920
00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:25.400
he's pretty impressed so far. After class, we see Stegment

921
00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:28.599
in his gang wondering the halls while Barnyard is holding

922
00:40:28.639 --> 00:40:30.599
a wat of cash and they're commenting on their quote

923
00:40:30.599 --> 00:40:32.480
as low there don't know what's cup. And that's when

924
00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:35.599
they noticed that Leroy, one of the kids in the school,

925
00:40:35.639 --> 00:40:37.159
is also dealing in their hallway.

926
00:40:37.519 --> 00:40:39.719
Oh, on their turf, on their turf.

927
00:40:39.559 --> 00:40:40.800
So they quickly ambush him.

928
00:40:40.800 --> 00:40:42.199
They throw him in the bathroom, They kick the shit

929
00:40:42.199 --> 00:40:43.599
out of them, and they tell him not to deal

930
00:40:43.599 --> 00:40:46.079
on their turf and if he does, there's gonna be consequences.

931
00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:48.760
Norris in the teacher's lounges and asking kur Agin about

932
00:40:48.880 --> 00:40:51.320
the last teacher that he's replacing, and that's when we

933
00:40:51.360 --> 00:40:53.840
find out that Corgan lets him know that that teacher

934
00:40:53.920 --> 00:40:55.039
had an accident.

935
00:40:55.519 --> 00:40:58.360
Yes, and for those who are not watching air.

936
00:40:58.320 --> 00:41:02.440
Quotes, air quotes for you, he fell down the stairs. Ah.

937
00:41:02.519 --> 00:41:04.239
Yes, the tale as old as time.

938
00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:07.360
Or at least that's what they've told us. Yes.

939
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:10.760
So Norris finds his car has also been graffeited. After work,

940
00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:13.039
with a teacher sucks on it teacher spelled with two ease.

941
00:41:13.960 --> 00:41:17.559
Well, I mean in a way they're making a better

942
00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:18.519
point than they may.

943
00:41:18.440 --> 00:41:20.760
Realize, and no one at all is surprised. So he

944
00:41:20.840 --> 00:41:22.880
just gets into his car and drives home. He returns

945
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:25.519
home and his wife is working on the nursery. He

946
00:41:25.559 --> 00:41:27.119
reminds her, you know, the baby's not due for another

947
00:41:27.159 --> 00:41:28.480
six months, and she's like, you know, well, you know,

948
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:29.599
I just want to get a start on it.

949
00:41:29.840 --> 00:41:31.519
You know, how is work? And he's like, you know, ah,

950
00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:33.599
it's it's gonna be a challenge.

951
00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:36.000
And our immediate thoughts are, oh, he has a kid

952
00:41:36.039 --> 00:41:38.320
on the way, and he's very hopeful this is gonna

953
00:41:38.360 --> 00:41:39.679
go great for him, Gonna go great.

954
00:41:39.880 --> 00:41:40.400
Yeah.

955
00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:42.480
So later Stegman and his gang meet up with lee

956
00:41:42.559 --> 00:41:45.079
Roy's gang and they get into a giant brawl and

957
00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:46.440
they end up kicking the shit out of the other

958
00:41:46.519 --> 00:41:49.239
gang and walk away. Later that night, they also confront

959
00:41:49.480 --> 00:41:51.360
Norris while they're in costume. They go to his house

960
00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:53.039
as him and his wife are walking down the sidewalk

961
00:41:53.039 --> 00:41:54.719
they're in their costumes. He comes up to the car

962
00:41:54.760 --> 00:41:56.039
and he's like, you know, what do you guys want?

963
00:41:56.199 --> 00:41:58.360
They come into view spray him with a squirt gun

964
00:41:58.400 --> 00:41:59.679
that's full of stage blood.

965
00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:00.320
Yeah.

966
00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:03.719
It's really kind of bizarre and upsetting, especially as stage

967
00:42:03.719 --> 00:42:06.280
blood would not feel good in your eyes. Yeah, they

968
00:42:06.400 --> 00:42:09.159
just and his face is just drenched in blood.

969
00:42:09.920 --> 00:42:11.679
Woof. Yeah yeah. Yeah.

970
00:42:11.719 --> 00:42:13.760
So he and his wife return inside. Well, Stegman and

971
00:42:13.800 --> 00:42:16.199
his gang head downtown for a punk show. They get

972
00:42:16.239 --> 00:42:18.119
into the punk spirit and they're thrown around the crowd.

973
00:42:18.159 --> 00:42:20.480
But then we also find out that Stegman runs his

974
00:42:20.599 --> 00:42:22.320
office out of this place in the back.

975
00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:24.840
Of course he does, because you know, a guy's got

976
00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:27.119
to have an office, especially when you see the place

977
00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:29.280
he lives in. He's gotta have a place to go

978
00:42:29.360 --> 00:42:30.159
to do his business.

979
00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:30.840
Yeah.

980
00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:32.880
So that's when a new woman comes in and she

981
00:42:32.880 --> 00:42:34.679
says she wants to get a job from him. She

982
00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:36.440
also wants to get a bump of coke, so he

983
00:42:36.440 --> 00:42:38.239
gives her a bump, tells her to take her clothes

984
00:42:38.239 --> 00:42:40.480
off in front of his gang, and he she asked him,

985
00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:42.000
you know, do I get the job? And he's like, well,

986
00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:45.119
there's actually a tryout, and he has fallon take her

987
00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:49.760
in the back end, try her out.

988
00:42:49.760 --> 00:42:50.599
I'm not gonna say anything.

989
00:42:50.599 --> 00:42:51.159
I wouldn't either.

990
00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:53.800
No, but it's a very it's a great scene to

991
00:42:53.960 --> 00:42:58.719
establish that his crew are all just sick enablers. Yeah,

992
00:42:58.760 --> 00:43:00.400
because actually the idea of her take off all of

993
00:43:00.440 --> 00:43:03.000
her clothes was the girl in the game Patsy.

994
00:43:03.199 --> 00:43:04.480
It was her idea.

995
00:43:04.840 --> 00:43:05.519
She loves.

996
00:43:05.599 --> 00:43:06.440
She's just a.

997
00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:07.760
Pure, pure sado.

998
00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:07.920
Oh.

999
00:43:08.039 --> 00:43:09.760
Yeah, in the worst kind of way.

1000
00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:12.000
So the next morning at school, we see Arthur and

1001
00:43:12.239 --> 00:43:15.239
Jimmy his friend, putting up the American flag onto the poll.

1002
00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:18.719
Maybe that'll come back soon, I doubt it. Yeah, we'll see.

1003
00:43:18.639 --> 00:43:21.000
Norris asks his class about putting together an orchestra for

1004
00:43:21.000 --> 00:43:21.719
a city symphony.

1005
00:43:21.760 --> 00:43:22.559
The kids are into it.

1006
00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:24.800
They love the idea, and he even has the class

1007
00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:27.519
practice on an overture. But we see Stegman leering outside

1008
00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:30.079
the door before his gang walks in behind him. Stegman

1009
00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:31.960
goes over to the piano, but Norris quickly tells him

1010
00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:33.440
he doesn't want him in his class. I'll give you

1011
00:43:33.480 --> 00:43:35.239
the full credit, but it just please don't come to

1012
00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:37.639
my class like you're not welcome here. He'll mark him

1013
00:43:37.719 --> 00:43:39.800
present every day if he's not there, and that's when

1014
00:43:39.800 --> 00:43:42.280
Stegman sits down at the piano and blasts a couple

1015
00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:43.960
keys on it first, and Norris is in a press.

1016
00:43:43.960 --> 00:43:46.000
He starts walking over, and that's when Stegman goes into

1017
00:43:46.079 --> 00:43:47.719
a beautiful piece on the piano.

1018
00:43:47.960 --> 00:43:50.719
He basically plays a sonata, yeah, or sonata or however

1019
00:43:50.719 --> 00:43:51.199
you want.

1020
00:43:51.039 --> 00:43:51.639
To say m sonata.

1021
00:43:51.639 --> 00:43:54.440
I think, well, I mean that it depends on the language.

1022
00:43:54.480 --> 00:43:56.079
You want to stay there?

1023
00:43:56.119 --> 00:43:57.280
That sanata okay? Fair?

1024
00:43:58.119 --> 00:44:01.400
But no, he plays like a beautiful classical piece of music.

1025
00:44:01.519 --> 00:44:01.719
Yeah.

1026
00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:05.239
And when he's done. I just love that that. When

1027
00:44:05.239 --> 00:44:07.400
he's dad, he's like, so min in the band or whatever,

1028
00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:09.639
and he just goes, no, no, when you grow up,

1029
00:44:09.639 --> 00:44:14.039
maybe I just love that because it's like, nah, you

1030
00:44:14.760 --> 00:44:15.559
we know what you are.

1031
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:15.800
Well.

1032
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:17.519
Norris is like he's kind of blowed away first because

1033
00:44:17.519 --> 00:44:18.559
he walks over and he's like, how did you learn

1034
00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:18.840
to play that?

1035
00:44:18.840 --> 00:44:20.400
He's like, do I get the gig? Yeah?

1036
00:44:20.480 --> 00:44:23.760
Yeah, And we find out why he knows how to play, like, yeah,

1037
00:44:23.800 --> 00:44:24.280
don't worry.

1038
00:44:24.320 --> 00:44:26.280
So he walks out sitting you won't play any asshole

1039
00:44:26.320 --> 00:44:28.639
band walking the halls. In his off period, we see

1040
00:44:28.639 --> 00:44:30.679
Norris is uneasy, and we cut to a bathroom where

1041
00:44:30.679 --> 00:44:33.280
we see Arthur and Jimmy are actually buying Angel dust

1042
00:44:33.519 --> 00:44:36.320
off of Stegmund's gang, and Jimmy is the only one

1043
00:44:36.320 --> 00:44:38.280
trying it though, and he's getting nose deep in that back.

1044
00:44:38.519 --> 00:44:41.079
Well, I mean, what you don't want to get home

1045
00:44:41.159 --> 00:44:43.280
and realize it's a it's a Reagan O. Yeah, that's

1046
00:44:43.320 --> 00:44:45.679
fir Yeah, because that's what looks like exactly.

1047
00:44:46.000 --> 00:44:50.840
Yeah, do you even move? He will be right back,

1048
00:44:58.280 --> 00:45:00.840
welcome back to do you even movie?

1049
00:45:05.719 --> 00:45:08.400
So Stegman's gang watching the door warn him because they

1050
00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:10.199
see Norris coming, so he runs in and tells him.

1051
00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:12.400
Norris then confronts Stegment and his gang for dealing because

1052
00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:14.800
he catches them right in the act. But they don't

1053
00:45:14.840 --> 00:45:16.760
have anything on them, so he tells Stegman and his

1054
00:45:16.760 --> 00:45:19.239
gang to empty their pockets. None of them have anything,

1055
00:45:19.719 --> 00:45:21.559
so he walks into one of the stalls, nothing in

1056
00:45:21.559 --> 00:45:24.239
the toilet, walking along the urinals, and what do you know,

1057
00:45:24.320 --> 00:45:27.239
he finds a little white baggie in the urinal, a

1058
00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:31.920
little adorable baggie of PCP, A little adorable baggy of PCP. Indeed,

1059
00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:33.679
and he you know, he asked, Arthur, you know, are

1060
00:45:33.679 --> 00:45:35.480
you buying this? Arthur denies it, says he doesn't do

1061
00:45:35.559 --> 00:45:38.800
that shit. So that's when he tells a Stegment that

1062
00:45:38.920 --> 00:45:40.519
he wants me to go to the principal's office and

1063
00:45:40.800 --> 00:45:43.440
he follows them out there, and that's when Stegman and

1064
00:45:43.480 --> 00:45:46.239
his gang somehow persuade morganhal that the drugs are not theirs.

1065
00:45:47.639 --> 00:45:51.639
Yeah, it amazes me. One of the things that does

1066
00:45:51.760 --> 00:45:53.400
drive me crazy in this movie, but I think it's

1067
00:45:53.400 --> 00:45:53.880
on purpose.

1068
00:45:54.000 --> 00:45:54.960
Yeah, is that.

1069
00:45:57.280 --> 00:46:00.519
No one everyone acts like it's their first day.

1070
00:46:00.679 --> 00:46:01.159
Yeah.

1071
00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:03.119
Like the security guard's like, oh, it must be this

1072
00:46:03.239 --> 00:46:06.000
straight laced looking nerd kid, and it's like, oh, yeah,

1073
00:46:06.039 --> 00:46:09.119
it's not the gang that literally runs rockshot over this

1074
00:46:09.280 --> 00:46:13.440
entire school every day, terrorizing people and getting into fights

1075
00:46:13.480 --> 00:46:14.239
and selling drugs.

1076
00:46:14.280 --> 00:46:15.880
And they make they make the note at one point

1077
00:46:16.199 --> 00:46:19.000
that Stegman has been expelled or not expelled us suspend

1078
00:46:19.000 --> 00:46:20.719
it so many times that they basically have a revolving

1079
00:46:20.719 --> 00:46:23.199
door policy with him.

1080
00:46:22.920 --> 00:46:25.320
Because that's how you do that. Although we find out why.

1081
00:46:25.119 --> 00:46:27.400
Why, Yeah, exactly, So that's the reason.

1082
00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:30.360
So that's when we see that Jimmy, the kid who

1083
00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:32.559
took the PCP, is outside and he is out of

1084
00:46:32.559 --> 00:46:35.320
his mind and he starts climbing on the flagpole.

1085
00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:36.320
For the record.

1086
00:46:36.880 --> 00:46:40.519
That is like in the manual when you take PCP

1087
00:46:41.360 --> 00:46:44.320
is to climb a flag. Climb the nearest flagpole, the

1088
00:46:44.360 --> 00:46:46.840
nearest flagpole. What you never read the book, did you?

1089
00:46:46.840 --> 00:46:48.559
You were just too you were one of those edgelords.

1090
00:46:48.559 --> 00:46:50.599
You're like, I don't need instructions. Snort.

1091
00:46:50.760 --> 00:46:53.239
So Principal morgan Thal releases the kids and he says,

1092
00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:55.400
you know, keep your nose clean, like, don't come back here.

1093
00:46:55.440 --> 00:46:57.159
And of course Norris is just like, how the hell

1094
00:46:57.199 --> 00:46:59.320
can you do this? Like the kids, like, how are

1095
00:46:59.320 --> 00:47:01.079
you believing them? Like it it's clearly the drugs. And

1096
00:47:01.119 --> 00:47:02.719
he's like, well, if we didn't see them, you know,

1097
00:47:02.760 --> 00:47:04.440
we want we want to pin the drugs on them.

1098
00:47:04.440 --> 00:47:06.800
We want to see them in the act. So that's

1099
00:47:06.840 --> 00:47:09.559
when attention is drawn outside as Jimmy has now reached

1100
00:47:09.559 --> 00:47:11.960
the top of the flagpool. He is citing the Pledge

1101
00:47:11.960 --> 00:47:14.719
of Allegiance as everybody starts coming outside and forming around,

1102
00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:17.000
and that's when he plummets to his death.

1103
00:47:17.719 --> 00:47:18.320
Yeah he does.

1104
00:47:18.440 --> 00:47:20.960
And and I guess this is, you know, pre the

1105
00:47:21.039 --> 00:47:25.039
era of zero tolerance. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like, well,

1106
00:47:25.079 --> 00:47:26.199
we want to catch him with it.

1107
00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:29.480
So he plummets to his death in front of everyone.

1108
00:47:29.679 --> 00:47:32.400
Norris then questions Arthur about Jimmy buying the drugs. Arthur

1109
00:47:32.400 --> 00:47:34.760
still states he knows nothing about it, and Stegman is

1110
00:47:34.760 --> 00:47:37.639
a gang noticed that Arthur is talking to Norris, but

1111
00:47:37.719 --> 00:47:39.800
Corgan pulls him aside and he's like, hey, how about

1112
00:47:39.800 --> 00:47:42.519
we go for a drink. So running down and Perry

1113
00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:45.000
King leave to go get a drink downtown. Denian and

1114
00:47:45.079 --> 00:47:47.199
Arthur are walking in the streets when Stegman and his

1115
00:47:47.280 --> 00:47:49.960
crew roll up in his car and they immediately start

1116
00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:51.880
ambushing them down an alley.

1117
00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:56.079
Who would ever imagine no kids would be trouble even

1118
00:47:56.159 --> 00:47:57.039
out of school.

1119
00:47:57.159 --> 00:47:59.480
Yeah, So Barnyard and Fallon catch up to them both.

1120
00:47:59.480 --> 00:48:02.000
Stegman can fronts Arthur about talking to Norris and basically

1121
00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:03.559
tells him and you know, this is what happens the

1122
00:48:03.559 --> 00:48:05.320
snitches and they're holding a broken.

1123
00:48:05.000 --> 00:48:05.800
Bottle on Deneen.

1124
00:48:06.199 --> 00:48:09.039
Meanwhile, though, one of the guys watching for Stegman's gang

1125
00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:12.599
is caught by Norris and Corgan driving past because they

1126
00:48:12.639 --> 00:48:14.719
see that something's going on. Somebody's keeping watch, so they

1127
00:48:14.719 --> 00:48:16.400
pull the car over. They go down the alley and

1128
00:48:16.400 --> 00:48:18.480
he basically tells them to let the kids go and

1129
00:48:18.639 --> 00:48:20.719
drop this or else there's gonna be problems. That's when

1130
00:48:20.760 --> 00:48:22.400
they get into a little bit of a bra Norris

1131
00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:24.559
gets a hit on the head, Corgan's hand gets cut,

1132
00:48:24.599 --> 00:48:26.480
and everybody breaks off and is gone.

1133
00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:31.639
Yeah, it's the way they depict the violence, especially early on,

1134
00:48:31.679 --> 00:48:33.840
because the movie does get a lot get wild though,

1135
00:48:34.800 --> 00:48:37.360
but the way they depict the violence, like the fights

1136
00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:40.320
between people and the way Rodney McDowell's hand gets cut

1137
00:48:40.400 --> 00:48:44.440
in something is so realistic that it's very uncomfortable and quick. Well,

1138
00:48:44.440 --> 00:48:46.480
that's what I mean, because that's how it really goes

1139
00:48:46.519 --> 00:48:48.480
It is like a few things happen, you're like, oh man,

1140
00:48:48.519 --> 00:48:50.480
my hand is bleeding a lot. You know, that's just

1141
00:48:50.880 --> 00:48:53.440
that's just the way that kind of thing actually goes down.

1142
00:48:53.599 --> 00:48:55.079
Yes, so Corgan says he doesn't want to go to

1143
00:48:55.119 --> 00:48:56.920
the hospital, just have him to just have him take

1144
00:48:57.000 --> 00:48:59.519
him home. Norris also returns to his home and his

1145
00:48:59.559 --> 00:49:02.159
wife imediately, of course, notices his head wound and she's like,

1146
00:49:02.159 --> 00:49:03.719
what is going on at that school? And that's when

1147
00:49:03.760 --> 00:49:05.760
he says a kid died today, and they cut the

1148
00:49:05.760 --> 00:49:07.280
scene right there, which I always love that.

1149
00:49:07.840 --> 00:49:13.000
No, it's it's excellent because there's such a great it's

1150
00:49:13.000 --> 00:49:18.280
a great punctuation to the hell that's happening and what

1151
00:49:18.519 --> 00:49:21.320
is going to happen? But there is that weird thing

1152
00:49:21.320 --> 00:49:23.159
where it's like, you know, you have a kid coming,

1153
00:49:24.440 --> 00:49:27.679
do you? Are you really like, are you really that

1154
00:49:27.840 --> 00:49:28.920
passionate about this?

1155
00:49:29.000 --> 00:49:29.400
About this?

1156
00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:33.599
Like there are schools all over the world you could

1157
00:49:33.599 --> 00:49:36.320
teach at, but you're gonna stick it out with like

1158
00:49:36.360 --> 00:49:37.480
the murderous gang.

1159
00:49:37.599 --> 00:49:40.840
Listen, they're only going to later that night, drive up

1160
00:49:40.960 --> 00:49:43.760
to Norris's house while him and his wife lay in bed,

1161
00:49:43.840 --> 00:49:46.320
and Stegman's just gonna break the window of his car.

1162
00:49:46.480 --> 00:49:48.760
He's just gonna light a Molotov cocktail and throw it

1163
00:49:48.880 --> 00:49:50.639
right into the front seat of the car, blowing the

1164
00:49:50.639 --> 00:49:52.000
car up. I don't see what the problem.

1165
00:49:52.079 --> 00:49:54.440
No, No, a couple of kids just relaxing, throwing a

1166
00:49:54.440 --> 00:49:55.360
couple of cocktails.

1167
00:49:55.760 --> 00:49:56.800
You know, that's what.

1168
00:49:56.840 --> 00:49:58.960
Anybody does to blow steam off after a long day.

1169
00:49:59.079 --> 00:50:00.880
How in the hell did does this not pick up

1170
00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:02.199
bigger steam at this point? Though?

1171
00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:05.480
Well, well, this is definitely one of the films, and

1172
00:50:05.519 --> 00:50:10.119
there are many in this subgenre of the So do

1173
00:50:10.239 --> 00:50:14.159
the police even exist? There is reference to calling the police.

1174
00:50:14.480 --> 00:50:16.280
We go to a police station couple times.

1175
00:50:16.360 --> 00:50:19.840
Yeah, but We never really see cops doing cops stuff, like,

1176
00:50:19.960 --> 00:50:24.679
I don't know, arresting people or threatening arrest or anything.

1177
00:50:24.719 --> 00:50:28.880
We really just hear this detective basically kind of bounce

1178
00:50:29.000 --> 00:50:31.920
off of our hero of sorts.

1179
00:50:32.079 --> 00:50:33.159
His car has blown up.

1180
00:50:33.199 --> 00:50:35.599
The next morning, Norris tells Diane that he wants her

1181
00:50:35.639 --> 00:50:37.159
to pack up and go stay with her mother, but

1182
00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:39.320
she tries to reason with him about finding a new job.

1183
00:50:39.400 --> 00:50:41.119
Noras says he wants to stick this out. He has

1184
00:50:41.119 --> 00:50:43.079
a lot of faith in these kids, so he decides

1185
00:50:43.079 --> 00:50:44.840
to go to the police, who tell him since all

1186
00:50:44.920 --> 00:50:47.400
of Stegman and his gang are under eighteen, there's really

1187
00:50:47.480 --> 00:50:48.320
nothing they can do.

1188
00:50:48.519 --> 00:50:50.239
You know, when his car was on fire, you know

1189
00:50:50.280 --> 00:50:52.400
what my first thought was, what I just imagined him

1190
00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:55.159
looking at the car burning, And then just JK. Simmons

1191
00:50:55.159 --> 00:50:57.639
walks up and assume and goes, it's covered. We know

1192
00:50:57.719 --> 00:50:59.320
a thing or two because we've seen a thing in

1193
00:50:59.400 --> 00:51:01.639
here too last night eighty four.

1194
00:51:03.039 --> 00:51:03.320
God.

1195
00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:06.320
So that's when she tries some reason with him, but

1196
00:51:06.320 --> 00:51:07.679
he's like, you know, no, I can stick this out.

1197
00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:09.599
So he goes to police, and since the kids are

1198
00:51:09.679 --> 00:51:11.440
under a teen, they can't do anything. So the next

1199
00:51:11.519 --> 00:51:13.760
day Norris and Corgan are walking into the school. They're

1200
00:51:13.760 --> 00:51:16.079
pulled aside by security. You tell him there's a problem

1201
00:51:16.159 --> 00:51:18.639
in Corrigan's lab, and that's when we cut to Corgan's

1202
00:51:18.679 --> 00:51:21.679
lab where we see that all his animals, his rabbits, everything,

1203
00:51:21.760 --> 00:51:24.719
have been slaughtered and put on display all throughout the lab.

1204
00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:28.719
It is it's heinous, it's really cruel. Yeah, they've just

1205
00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:31.960
skinned all these animals that they were keeping in this lab. Yeah,

1206
00:51:32.000 --> 00:51:36.440
and that's about when Corgan you can see him losing

1207
00:51:36.480 --> 00:51:39.519
his grip. Yeah, he had been he had in the

1208
00:51:39.599 --> 00:51:43.800
other scenes, he had displayed sweaty palm. Yeah, Now the

1209
00:51:44.800 --> 00:51:46.000
grip is it's.

1210
00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:47.639
Slipping, slipping just a little bit.

1211
00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:50.199
So he sees all his animals slaughtered, He's immediately in

1212
00:51:50.199 --> 00:51:52.400
horror and he just goes out of the room. Norris

1213
00:51:52.440 --> 00:51:55.119
immediately goes to confront Stegman, throwing him into the bathroom.

1214
00:51:55.320 --> 00:51:56.920
He goes to throw a punch at him, but he

1215
00:51:56.920 --> 00:51:58.719
can't bring himself to do it, and that's when Stegman

1216
00:51:58.800 --> 00:52:00.519
just calls him out. He's like, you know, you couldn't

1217
00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:00.800
do it.

1218
00:52:00.920 --> 00:52:01.519
You can't do.

1219
00:52:01.719 --> 00:52:04.719
This, then proceeds to throw his face into a mirror,

1220
00:52:05.079 --> 00:52:07.199
bloodying his head. He puts his head into one of

1221
00:52:07.239 --> 00:52:09.679
the hand dryers the sink and just like breaks his

1222
00:52:09.719 --> 00:52:12.000
lip a little bit. He's got blood coming down from

1223
00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:12.800
his head in his mouth.

1224
00:52:12.960 --> 00:52:18.760
This is the scene when you realize what you're dealing with,

1225
00:52:20.280 --> 00:52:23.960
what they're dealing with, is worse then you you would

1226
00:52:23.960 --> 00:52:27.360
have guessed, because this kid is a full blown PsyS psychopath.

1227
00:52:27.440 --> 00:52:29.159
He's beating the hell out of himself.

1228
00:52:29.280 --> 00:52:31.199
He's putting a liar liar, but it's not funny.

1229
00:52:31.360 --> 00:52:36.920
Well that's a little funny, do you mind now? But

1230
00:52:38.119 --> 00:52:45.079
this is the moment where you go okay, uh, like,

1231
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:48.119
this isn't about profit or power.

1232
00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:50.079
He's a psycho.

1233
00:52:50.239 --> 00:52:52.360
Like Norris is even taking this in like he's looking

1234
00:52:52.360 --> 00:52:54.119
at this like I can't believe this is happening, like

1235
00:52:54.159 --> 00:52:55.800
in front of me. And then Stegman makes it even

1236
00:52:55.800 --> 00:52:57.679
worse because with the blood that he's got pouring out

1237
00:52:57.679 --> 00:53:01.480
of him, he puts them onto Norris's hand, right on

1238
00:53:01.559 --> 00:53:03.360
his fist, so it looks like he punched him. And

1239
00:53:03.440 --> 00:53:05.559
of course, right at that moment, security walks in and

1240
00:53:05.559 --> 00:53:07.559
Segment's like, oh god, please don't hit me, like stop

1241
00:53:07.639 --> 00:53:10.559
hitting me, And of course the security is like, hey, hey,

1242
00:53:10.559 --> 00:53:11.000
you get away.

1243
00:53:11.000 --> 00:53:12.239
From that boy.

1244
00:53:12.880 --> 00:53:15.719
Again because I guess it's that guy's first day. Yeah,

1245
00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:19.280
like you don't. This kid has no reputation yep, like

1246
00:53:19.440 --> 00:53:19.880
at all.

1247
00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:23.159
So we're in the principal's office now, Morgan th that

1248
00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:24.880
was like, you know, what the hell were you thinking?

1249
00:53:25.039 --> 00:53:27.360
And you know, Norris is like, segment did it to himself,

1250
00:53:27.400 --> 00:53:28.920
and he's like I have a hard time believing that

1251
00:53:28.960 --> 00:53:30.960
his mother's already ready to press charges. And also the

1252
00:53:31.000 --> 00:53:33.280
detectives there now at this point, so they've got security,

1253
00:53:33.320 --> 00:53:36.239
the detective, the principal, and Norris all in this office

1254
00:53:36.400 --> 00:53:38.840
basically saying what the hell did you do? Like, you know,

1255
00:53:38.880 --> 00:53:40.199
like you're in trouble with this now?

1256
00:53:40.440 --> 00:53:43.119
Yeah, yeah, what did you do? Person with no history

1257
00:53:43.199 --> 00:53:47.400
of violence or abuse? You are clearly the problem? Uh,

1258
00:53:47.519 --> 00:53:50.199
you know, ignore are always covered in swast.

1259
00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:52.360
My favorite line is Norris is like, well what about

1260
00:53:52.400 --> 00:53:53.840
you know, what what about.

1261
00:53:53.679 --> 00:53:54.519
Like my story and everything?

1262
00:53:54.519 --> 00:53:56.159
In Security is like, well, when I walked in there,

1263
00:53:56.199 --> 00:53:59.360
you know your fist was bloody, I got out in

1264
00:53:59.360 --> 00:53:59.760
your hands.

1265
00:54:00.079 --> 00:54:02.480
Yea. So we cut the Stegman's house where his mother

1266
00:54:02.519 --> 00:54:03.239
scolds him up.

1267
00:54:03.199 --> 00:54:07.840
For Rej's attorney, he really did get Shapiro and Cochrane

1268
00:54:07.840 --> 00:54:08.320
on the phone.

1269
00:54:08.480 --> 00:54:10.960
So we cut the Stegman's house, which, let's take a second.

1270
00:54:11.480 --> 00:54:15.400
What does Stegman's house look like, Enrique, Let me.

1271
00:54:15.360 --> 00:54:22.519
Tell you something. They live in a fancy high rise

1272
00:54:22.599 --> 00:54:27.199
apartment building. And he's laying on a couch.

1273
00:54:26.920 --> 00:54:29.400
With his little cut on his lip, and he's watching

1274
00:54:29.400 --> 00:54:30.880
a TV set.

1275
00:54:31.239 --> 00:54:35.320
And they have nice things everywhere, nice lamps, nice couches.

1276
00:54:35.840 --> 00:54:39.639
And then we meet his mother, who is clearly wealthy,

1277
00:54:40.440 --> 00:54:45.360
a single mother, and she is a lot like my

1278
00:54:45.480 --> 00:54:48.639
mother in that my mother always took my side when

1279
00:54:48.639 --> 00:54:50.119
the school had a problem with me. But I was

1280
00:54:50.480 --> 00:54:52.920
I was doing things like wearing Halloween.

1281
00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:56.199
Makes I doubt you were pulling a class of n foremost.

1282
00:54:56.199 --> 00:54:59.079
No, I only got one detention my entire career.

1283
00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:02.079
In school, damn beating me. Yeah, well, well.

1284
00:55:01.920 --> 00:55:03.639
There was the other thing, but that was the mediation

1285
00:55:03.760 --> 00:55:05.320
thing that doesn't count as detention techniques.

1286
00:55:05.320 --> 00:55:06.960
We've alread talked about that, but yeah, yeah, but no,

1287
00:55:07.039 --> 00:55:07.480
I had.

1288
00:55:07.320 --> 00:55:10.199
One detention was actually for participating in a walkout. We

1289
00:55:10.199 --> 00:55:11.960
were protesting mold in our school.

1290
00:55:12.039 --> 00:55:12.239
Shit.

1291
00:55:12.559 --> 00:55:15.960
Yeah, yeah, it's a good time. But no, she is

1292
00:55:16.119 --> 00:55:19.039
completely on board. Her baby boy can do no wrong.

1293
00:55:19.360 --> 00:55:21.960
He's a sweet young boy. I have a feeling she

1294
00:55:22.079 --> 00:55:24.440
works so much, she's not around him very much. That's

1295
00:55:24.440 --> 00:55:25.199
a sense I get.

1296
00:55:25.239 --> 00:55:27.199
Well, she's even scolding him for six parking tickets and

1297
00:55:27.199 --> 00:55:28.760
he's like, oh mom.

1298
00:55:29.079 --> 00:55:31.280
Which is even funnier too because it's like, so he's

1299
00:55:31.320 --> 00:55:35.079
committing petty crimes that you absolutely know are real, and

1300
00:55:35.119 --> 00:55:37.079
you don't even care about parking tickets because you're just

1301
00:55:37.119 --> 00:55:39.599
you're wealthy. You don't give a shit. And now it

1302
00:55:39.639 --> 00:55:41.800
makes sense, like why he had piano lessons as a kid.

1303
00:55:42.280 --> 00:55:45.079
But that also makes him even scarier because you know,

1304
00:55:45.599 --> 00:55:50.800
when there are delinquents and they're from poverty, or they

1305
00:55:50.840 --> 00:55:53.000
deal with a drunk drunk parents, or they deal with

1306
00:55:53.039 --> 00:55:56.960
drug abuse or whatever, they lash out. It's a thing

1307
00:55:57.039 --> 00:56:00.519
you do. And but even when you're overly he spoiled,

1308
00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:03.440
but don't get enough attention, you might lash out some. Yeah, absolutely,

1309
00:56:03.840 --> 00:56:07.440
but he there's no reason for him to do it

1310
00:56:07.599 --> 00:56:11.400
other than not all his dogs are barking. You know,

1311
00:56:11.440 --> 00:56:13.599
he's a few cans short of a six pack.

1312
00:56:13.719 --> 00:56:16.079
Yeah, so he is watching TV.

1313
00:56:16.119 --> 00:56:17.880
There's a knock at the door and it turns out

1314
00:56:17.880 --> 00:56:20.079
to be Norris, who is wanting to speak to his mother.

1315
00:56:20.119 --> 00:56:21.760
And of course Stegmann just puts on a neck like no,

1316
00:56:21.800 --> 00:56:23.719
don't let him in. Mom like, don't don't let him in,

1317
00:56:23.760 --> 00:56:24.320
don't let him in.

1318
00:56:24.440 --> 00:56:26.480
I still think the move was to up his riz

1319
00:56:26.519 --> 00:56:28.280
and just become the kid's stepdad.

1320
00:56:27.880 --> 00:56:29.719
And could have been could have been the move in deep.

1321
00:56:29.519 --> 00:56:31.119
It would have been exactly how you handle it.

1322
00:56:31.480 --> 00:56:33.039
So that's when Norris is like, you know, I have

1323
00:56:33.079 --> 00:56:34.360
to speak to you, and she's like, I have nothing

1324
00:56:34.360 --> 00:56:35.719
to say to you, like look what you've done to

1325
00:56:35.760 --> 00:56:37.679
my poor boy. Because he of course comes to the

1326
00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:40.000
door and he's like, you know, still begging for him

1327
00:56:40.000 --> 00:56:40.880
to not be letting in and.

1328
00:56:40.880 --> 00:56:42.079
Maybe him believe bommy.

1329
00:56:42.360 --> 00:56:44.519
Yeah, she basically tells him they have nothing to say

1330
00:56:44.599 --> 00:56:46.960
and that if he keeps harassing her son that there

1331
00:56:47.159 --> 00:56:49.000
is going to be a charge is pressed.

1332
00:56:49.199 --> 00:56:51.480
Yeah, And of course Norris doesn't help things by saying

1333
00:56:51.519 --> 00:56:53.440
like it's gonna be a lot worse than that. You're

1334
00:56:53.440 --> 00:56:56.280
gonna because it's gonna need something more than a therapists.

1335
00:56:56.400 --> 00:56:58.320
And he comes around me again and she's like, oh,

1336
00:56:58.360 --> 00:56:59.280
so you're threatening now.

1337
00:56:59.360 --> 00:57:01.519
Although when she says like he's going to have to

1338
00:57:01.559 --> 00:57:03.559
see a therapist and he goes, he doesn't need a therapist.

1339
00:57:03.679 --> 00:57:06.760
I mean way, yes, he does does. Yes, he absolutely does.

1340
00:57:07.800 --> 00:57:09.199
Court appointed ideally.

1341
00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:13.360
So Norris leaves defeated, and that's when Stegmann takes his

1342
00:57:13.440 --> 00:57:15.519
opportunity to go to the speaker on the ground floor

1343
00:57:15.679 --> 00:57:19.119
and he calls Nora saying, teacher, learn your lesson. Mobby

1344
00:57:19.159 --> 00:57:21.440
doesn't like you very much. I don't like you very much,

1345
00:57:21.519 --> 00:57:23.519
and if you ever come here again, I'll kill you.

1346
00:57:23.920 --> 00:57:24.800
I am the future.

1347
00:57:25.320 --> 00:57:28.559
And there's something so mortifying because he's saying it through

1348
00:57:28.639 --> 00:57:31.920
the call up speaker on his fancy hotel apartment.

1349
00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:32.679
Yeah.

1350
00:57:32.719 --> 00:57:35.840
So literally you're hearing it. It's all crackly and distorted,

1351
00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:40.760
and he's saying it like just barely outside of earshot

1352
00:57:40.920 --> 00:57:44.360
mm hm. Because that's how ballsy he is. He's like,

1353
00:57:44.360 --> 00:57:46.239
my mom might over here a little bit. I'll smooth

1354
00:57:46.239 --> 00:57:46.519
it over.

1355
00:57:46.800 --> 00:57:49.800
So Norris, being the genius that he is, oh yes,

1356
00:57:49.880 --> 00:57:51.880
decides to go to the parking garage where he finds

1357
00:57:51.880 --> 00:57:55.599
Stegmann's car. He smashes the window, hot wires the car,

1358
00:57:55.639 --> 00:57:58.079
and then proceeds to drive it into a column twice.

1359
00:57:58.400 --> 00:58:01.440
I love how he he hits it into the column

1360
00:58:01.519 --> 00:58:03.599
and just keeps the gas down so bam, and then

1361
00:58:03.639 --> 00:58:06.239
the wheels are spinning because he's like crunching it up

1362
00:58:06.239 --> 00:58:06.679
against him.

1363
00:58:06.719 --> 00:58:07.599
He totals the car.

1364
00:58:07.679 --> 00:58:11.639
I do wonder like maybe there's a backstory we never

1365
00:58:11.719 --> 00:58:14.039
got because why does he know how to hot wire

1366
00:58:14.119 --> 00:58:14.519
or car?

1367
00:58:14.639 --> 00:58:16.960
Yeah, we don't really get much of his history.

1368
00:58:16.719 --> 00:58:18.639
At all, not at all, not at all, So part

1369
00:58:18.679 --> 00:58:21.559
of me wonders if maybe like something got cut about

1370
00:58:21.639 --> 00:58:24.440
him growing up in a rough neighborhood or something. Then uh,

1371
00:58:24.480 --> 00:58:26.719
and you never know because it's a Swelt movie. Yeah,

1372
00:58:26.719 --> 00:58:28.079
it's it goes quick.

1373
00:58:28.199 --> 00:58:30.400
So Stegman goes to Norris's classroom the next day and

1374
00:58:30.440 --> 00:58:32.519
he's warning him like you know you're through, Like I'm

1375
00:58:32.519 --> 00:58:35.039
gonna get you, wanna get you for everything. Security enters

1376
00:58:35.079 --> 00:58:38.440
and then Stegman leaves. So that's when Detective Stewhiskey pulls

1377
00:58:38.440 --> 00:58:40.960
Norris aside after class, telling him that there's a that

1378
00:58:41.039 --> 00:58:43.039
the trial that he's expecting is gonna be delayed a bit.

1379
00:58:43.280 --> 00:58:46.079
So then later in the cafeteria drug store, one of

1380
00:58:46.280 --> 00:58:49.480
Stegman's guys starts a fight to basically create a distraction

1381
00:58:49.800 --> 00:58:53.159
while Stegman's guys Vinny walk up and stab Arthur Michael J.

1382
00:58:53.239 --> 00:58:55.840
Fox's character setting him to the hospital with a ruptured kidney.

1383
00:58:56.559 --> 00:58:56.760
Yeah.

1384
00:58:56.760 --> 00:58:57.960
They stick him like a pig.

1385
00:58:58.079 --> 00:59:00.400
Yeah, with a very very sharp and long bleed.

1386
00:59:00.679 --> 00:59:03.320
Yeah, and it's one of those squiggly lads. I don't

1387
00:59:03.320 --> 00:59:06.440
know the ID, but it causes more damage.

1388
00:59:06.519 --> 00:59:08.880
So Norris begs the detective to interfere some way, as

1389
00:59:08.880 --> 00:59:10.679
this violence is only going to escalate. So the next

1390
00:59:10.760 --> 00:59:12.800
day we see Norris and Corgan with their wives at

1391
00:59:12.840 --> 00:59:15.920
the park having a picnic. Corgan, of unfortunately though, taken

1392
00:59:15.960 --> 00:59:17.440
to the little Heart on the Booze.

1393
00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:24.159
David what be an adult? That's his medicine. That's his medicine, right, right,

1394
00:59:24.559 --> 00:59:26.000
he's taking his medicine.

1395
00:59:26.000 --> 00:59:27.920
Because Norris even says, you know, like what are you doing?

1396
00:59:27.960 --> 00:59:30.159
And that's when Corgan's just like, you know, oh my god,

1397
00:59:30.199 --> 00:59:31.800
like I'm a failure, Like I don't know what I'm

1398
00:59:31.800 --> 00:59:33.239
gonna do. And Norris is like, no, like you're one

1399
00:59:33.239 --> 00:59:35.320
of the best teachers in the school, tries to talk

1400
00:59:35.400 --> 00:59:37.039
him out of it. So the next day we see

1401
00:59:37.079 --> 00:59:40.440
Norris conducting his conducting his orchestra. They're sounding great. He

1402
00:59:40.519 --> 00:59:42.639
even stops and he's like, you know, we're gonna have this.

1403
00:59:42.960 --> 00:59:46.360
This auditorium filled and the people here. I think you

1404
00:59:46.360 --> 00:59:49.280
guys sound terrific, and she's like, you know, oh you

1405
00:59:49.280 --> 00:59:50.639
think we don get He's like, I didn't say good,

1406
00:59:50.679 --> 00:59:53.679
I said terrific. Suddenly, though that happy moment's cut short,

1407
00:59:53.679 --> 00:59:56.840
a security enters, telling Norris that there's a situation. We

1408
00:59:56.920 --> 00:59:59.960
cut to Corgan's classroom, where we see him teaching, except

1409
01:00:00.039 --> 01:00:02.280
he is now teaching with Stegman and his gang all

1410
01:00:02.320 --> 01:00:05.840
at the desk get along with some other students at gunpoint.

1411
01:00:05.920 --> 01:00:07.920
Which honestly is a great way to get kids to

1412
01:00:07.920 --> 01:00:12.000
pay attention. I mean, that'll beat adderall any day.

1413
01:00:12.039 --> 01:00:22.840
Do you Even? Movie will be right back, welcome back

1414
01:00:22.880 --> 01:00:24.119
to do you Even?

1415
01:00:24.239 --> 01:00:24.599
Movie?

1416
01:00:29.559 --> 01:00:33.440
Truly is because Norris begs morgan Thal principal morgan Thal

1417
01:00:33.480 --> 01:00:35.239
for a chance to speak to Corgan because he's ready

1418
01:00:35.239 --> 01:00:36.559
to send the cops and like trying to get this

1419
01:00:36.679 --> 01:00:38.599
completely taken out, and he's like, let me talk to him.

1420
01:00:38.760 --> 01:00:41.239
So Norris enters and Corgan's like, oh, well you shouldn't

1421
01:00:41.280 --> 01:00:42.679
be here, like I have a class. And by this

1422
01:00:42.719 --> 01:00:44.360
point mcdal has lost it.

1423
01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:47.920
No, he's not even he's broken. Yeah, yeah, he's completely snapped.

1424
01:00:48.000 --> 01:00:51.159
So we see that he is going up to most

1425
01:00:51.199 --> 01:00:53.480
of Stegman's gang with a gun and asking them a question,

1426
01:00:53.559 --> 01:00:55.639
and like he basically has his finger on the trigger as.

1427
01:00:55.519 --> 01:00:56.599
He's asking these questions.

1428
01:00:56.760 --> 01:01:00.239
Yeah, and everybody gets it right except for Stegman, who

1429
01:01:00.239 --> 01:01:01.599
looks genuinely afraid.

1430
01:01:01.960 --> 01:01:02.159
Yeah.

1431
01:01:02.239 --> 01:01:04.559
No, he's pissing his little Jordan ash jeens.

1432
01:01:04.280 --> 01:01:06.559
Yeah because he cannot answer the question. And I think

1433
01:01:06.559 --> 01:01:08.239
it's actually having something to do with the anatomy of

1434
01:01:08.280 --> 01:01:09.639
the Rabbits, because he's like, you know, well you put

1435
01:01:09.679 --> 01:01:12.280
on a great display, yes, and you can't answer this question.

1436
01:01:12.920 --> 01:01:16.440
So Corgan clearly broken by these events. You know, he

1437
01:01:16.519 --> 01:01:18.599
is just right into Stegman's face. He's about to pull

1438
01:01:18.599 --> 01:01:22.159
the trigger. Norris rushes him. He a gunshot goes off

1439
01:01:22.199 --> 01:01:24.360
at the classroom, clears out of all the kids, and

1440
01:01:24.400 --> 01:01:26.320
he tries to console his best say, they get the

1441
01:01:26.320 --> 01:01:27.519
gun away, fro hi yea, they get the gun from

1442
01:01:27.519 --> 01:01:29.280
He tries to console him as best he can. Morgan

1443
01:01:29.320 --> 01:01:30.880
Thal states he needs to go, like he needs to

1444
01:01:30.880 --> 01:01:32.440
go see professional, like he needs to be taken to

1445
01:01:32.440 --> 01:01:34.159
a hospital right now, and Norris is like, no, no, let

1446
01:01:34.199 --> 01:01:37.320
me drive him home. Corgan says nope, and he refuses

1447
01:01:37.360 --> 01:01:40.400
and later that night we see him driving downtown, also

1448
01:01:40.440 --> 01:01:42.280
having more to drink behind the wheel of his car

1449
01:01:42.559 --> 01:01:44.559
as he catches side of Stegman's gang coming out of

1450
01:01:44.599 --> 01:01:48.280
the punk bar and he decides to pursue them in

1451
01:01:48.320 --> 01:01:49.639
a very intense scene.

1452
01:01:49.719 --> 01:01:55.960
Right now, Yes, this is kind of the like, this

1453
01:01:56.599 --> 01:01:59.280
is where the film kind of reaches the peak. Yeah,

1454
01:01:59.320 --> 01:02:02.440
and then when I say it goes downhill, I mean

1455
01:02:02.519 --> 01:02:05.719
like everything go escalates so much faster, like they've been

1456
01:02:05.760 --> 01:02:08.880
pushing a boulder up a hill of like violence and

1457
01:02:08.920 --> 01:02:10.360
freaking this freaking out.

1458
01:02:10.440 --> 01:02:12.239
This is basically the hold my beer moment.

1459
01:02:12.400 --> 01:02:14.199
Yeah, and then once once they get to the top,

1460
01:02:14.400 --> 01:02:18.280
everything everything begins to go insane from this moment on.

1461
01:02:18.519 --> 01:02:20.840
So he uh, he ambushes Stegmen at his car and

1462
01:02:21.079 --> 01:02:23.280
he crashed into a car, stalling his car. Stegmen at

1463
01:02:23.280 --> 01:02:24.760
is ganging hop on the car and they're like, you

1464
01:02:24.760 --> 01:02:26.440
know you motherfucker, Like we're gonna kick you.

1465
01:02:26.639 --> 01:02:28.440
He's trying to he will kick you.

1466
01:02:28.519 --> 01:02:31.360
Kill you, gonna give you that way, Yeah.

1467
01:02:31.159 --> 01:02:33.119
Trying to start the car. He finally gets it started.

1468
01:02:33.159 --> 01:02:34.440
Stegman's on top of the car.

1469
01:02:34.519 --> 01:02:36.199
Now, yeah, he's on the hood. Yeah, on the hood.

1470
01:02:36.199 --> 01:02:37.039
So he starts driving.

1471
01:02:37.079 --> 01:02:40.039
He Stegman flies off, McDowell loses control of the car,

1472
01:02:40.159 --> 01:02:42.280
ramps off of another car. The car flips and then

1473
01:02:42.400 --> 01:02:43.679
blows up, killing Corgan.

1474
01:02:43.800 --> 01:02:46.400
Yeah, it blows up, and then it catches fire, then

1475
01:02:46.599 --> 01:02:52.280
really explodes, explodes, and these fucking punks start gathering around

1476
01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:53.960
the car going like like putting their hands out like

1477
01:02:54.000 --> 01:02:54.719
to warm their hands.

1478
01:02:54.840 --> 01:02:58.840
Like you can see Stegman. Stegman's off to the side

1479
01:02:58.880 --> 01:03:01.360
and he just has this look like now it's on.

1480
01:03:01.639 --> 01:03:05.079
Yeah, no, it's it's it's bad. So before we go further.

1481
01:03:04.840 --> 01:03:06.760
Tho, yes, because we are getting close to the end.

1482
01:03:06.880 --> 01:03:10.559
Yes, of course we We talked about this off air

1483
01:03:10.719 --> 01:03:16.480
a little bit. I had technically two teachers snapped. One

1484
01:03:16.599 --> 01:03:19.880
was really bad though. When I was in school, I

1485
01:03:19.920 --> 01:03:21.599
went to a little bit rougher school than you did.

1486
01:03:22.400 --> 01:03:24.559
I went to a school that was that was straight

1487
01:03:24.639 --> 01:03:29.599
up like one of the poorest suburbs. And then also

1488
01:03:29.840 --> 01:03:33.800
kids were busted in from downtown, which caused a lot

1489
01:03:33.840 --> 01:03:35.480
of trouble unfortunately.

1490
01:03:35.599 --> 01:03:36.920
Yeah, and but.

1491
01:03:36.920 --> 01:03:38.760
I did what was your was your high school? Did

1492
01:03:38.800 --> 01:03:41.840
you have much in that? That's okay, I mean you shouldn't.

1493
01:03:41.400 --> 01:03:44.239
You should Troy. Troy really didn't have. That's good. That's good.

1494
01:03:44.400 --> 01:03:45.840
No, I'm about to tell your stuff that. I'm not

1495
01:03:45.840 --> 01:03:47.320
even gonna name the schoolcause I don't want to. I

1496
01:03:47.320 --> 01:03:52.760
don't want troubles fair. But basically, one time I saw

1497
01:03:52.760 --> 01:03:56.199
a gym teacher freak out and he he broke a

1498
01:03:56.239 --> 01:03:58.840
bowling pin on the ground and then stomped off and

1499
01:03:58.880 --> 01:04:01.159
we didn't see him for the rest of the fuck. Okay,

1500
01:04:01.559 --> 01:04:07.360
there was another teacher who he had been needled and

1501
01:04:07.480 --> 01:04:09.599
bullied and needled by these kids, and he was probably

1502
01:04:09.599 --> 01:04:14.519
like a fifty year old guy, and finally he told

1503
01:04:15.760 --> 01:04:18.719
he told the kid to just shut up and get out,

1504
01:04:19.599 --> 01:04:24.079
and the kid punched him in the face Jesus really hard.

1505
01:04:24.199 --> 01:04:26.440
Yeah, And.

1506
01:04:28.119 --> 01:04:32.719
He didn't attack the kid back, but he ended up

1507
01:04:32.719 --> 01:04:35.719
having to go and administrative leave. There was a lawsuit

1508
01:04:35.960 --> 01:04:38.199
from what I understand or something, or there was definitely

1509
01:04:38.239 --> 01:04:41.639
a settlement of some kind. And then when he came back,

1510
01:04:43.239 --> 01:04:47.000
I had one of his I had a I don't know,

1511
01:04:47.079 --> 01:04:49.320
it's been so long since I was in school. There

1512
01:04:49.320 --> 01:04:51.599
are these classes that aren't really classes. They're like they're

1513
01:04:51.639 --> 01:04:54.519
like gap classes or something. He was a teacher in

1514
01:04:54.559 --> 01:04:56.800
one of those, because that's where you don't really teach anything,

1515
01:04:57.760 --> 01:05:01.840
and he this is actually funny, and I sad. He

1516
01:05:01.960 --> 01:05:09.199
had the most I can't be fired attitude. He would

1517
01:05:09.239 --> 01:05:11.760
talk with us and he'd make jokes and if you

1518
01:05:11.840 --> 01:05:15.760
were pleasant to him, he was incredibly pleasant. But I'm not.

1519
01:05:15.840 --> 01:05:20.199
I wish, I wish I was joking. This is so

1520
01:05:20.440 --> 01:05:21.519
I've never told the story.

1521
01:05:21.599 --> 01:05:22.039
Go ahead.

1522
01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:27.199
So's he's doing these and there are some kids in

1523
01:05:27.239 --> 01:05:29.840
that class that are trouble makers. And when they would

1524
01:05:29.840 --> 01:05:32.440
say something he would he would just he would just

1525
01:05:32.440 --> 01:05:34.239
shrug and be like, I don't care what you think

1526
01:05:34.800 --> 01:05:38.159
to those kids, blah blah, and I'm not kidding. This

1527
01:05:38.280 --> 01:05:42.280
really happened. This sounds insane. After after some kids were

1528
01:05:42.320 --> 01:05:45.280
being rude or whatever, he said, hey, who wants to

1529
01:05:45.320 --> 01:05:48.960
hear a song? I'm not kidding, And he went off

1530
01:05:49.039 --> 01:05:52.480
and grabbed I think it was a oh man, what

1531
01:05:52.480 --> 01:05:55.280
are those? Not a ukulele, but the the mandolin. It

1532
01:05:55.320 --> 01:05:57.440
was a mandolin. He pulls on a mandolin and starts

1533
01:05:57.480 --> 01:06:01.159
playing strumming a tune, and he had a song. I

1534
01:06:01.159 --> 01:06:02.599
don't know if he was making it up or if

1535
01:06:02.639 --> 01:06:05.519
he'd made it up before, but it was just about

1536
01:06:05.559 --> 01:06:08.360
like I wish I could remember exactly was, but I

1537
01:06:08.400 --> 01:06:11.039
remember the hook of the chorus because it was so offensive.

1538
01:06:11.039 --> 01:06:15.159
Oh god, I'm so serious.

1539
01:06:15.800 --> 01:06:17.880
He starts playing the times that he's like, you know,

1540
01:06:17.920 --> 01:06:19.880
you live your life and you get married, you get

1541
01:06:19.880 --> 01:06:22.000
a job, and you pay your taxes, and you do

1542
01:06:22.079 --> 01:06:23.840
this and this and this, and it's like all of

1543
01:06:23.840 --> 01:06:26.000
a sudden, he's like, and why do you pay your taxes?

1544
01:06:26.039 --> 01:06:28.360
And why do you go to work? So some retard

1545
01:06:28.400 --> 01:06:32.679
can have fun in high school to do That's just

1546
01:06:32.719 --> 01:06:35.280
what he did with the class. He sang this incredibly

1547
01:06:35.360 --> 01:06:41.000
moving song. Yeah, I can't believe I've never told.

1548
01:06:40.880 --> 01:06:42.360
This story, but it was.

1549
01:06:42.400 --> 01:06:46.800
It was truly wild, and yeah, I just I just

1550
01:06:46.840 --> 01:06:48.199
felt that I should share that one.

1551
01:06:48.559 --> 01:06:50.639
The only one that I have that is worth that

1552
01:06:50.719 --> 01:06:51.280
is worth telling.

1553
01:06:51.360 --> 01:06:54.599
Is a little sad, but not not not incredibly so,

1554
01:06:54.760 --> 01:06:57.400
just a little sad. We had a teacher in my

1555
01:07:00.119 --> 01:07:02.400
junior my junior year of high school. He was a

1556
01:07:02.480 --> 01:07:03.239
chemistry teacher.

1557
01:07:03.719 --> 01:07:06.559
I dropped out my sophomore year. Dunk. Uh.

1558
01:07:06.679 --> 01:07:09.800
He was a chemistry teacher and he was super nice

1559
01:07:09.840 --> 01:07:11.960
guy and a really good teacher too, But he I

1560
01:07:12.000 --> 01:07:14.559
think he was a narcoleptic, Like he would fall asleep

1561
01:07:14.800 --> 01:07:18.079
at his desk while teaching like it was.

1562
01:07:18.199 --> 01:07:20.440
It was a bit of a problem. Dave M.

1563
01:07:22.400 --> 01:07:24.159
Your teacher might have been a drug addict.

1564
01:07:24.239 --> 01:07:25.840
I mean, there's that possibility to.

1565
01:07:26.000 --> 01:07:28.960
Oh my my, my computer typing teacher was a cotte.

1566
01:07:29.000 --> 01:07:29.320
It was.

1567
01:07:29.440 --> 01:07:32.559
It was, oh my god, he was red and he

1568
01:07:32.719 --> 01:07:34.480
just sniffed the entire class.

1569
01:07:34.559 --> 01:07:36.639
He was a he was he was a bigger, bigger guy.

1570
01:07:36.679 --> 01:07:38.159
So I don't know what drug it would have been,

1571
01:07:38.199 --> 01:07:39.440
but regardless.

1572
01:07:38.880 --> 01:07:39.519
He might have been.

1573
01:07:39.559 --> 01:07:41.360
It's just when you said that, I was like, have

1574
01:07:41.519 --> 01:07:43.119
you considered.

1575
01:07:42.599 --> 01:07:44.280
I hadn't until you said that. Yeah.

1576
01:07:44.320 --> 01:07:47.800
But anyway, one day in particular, he had a class

1577
01:07:47.920 --> 01:07:50.119
and apparently fell asleep while teaching the class or like

1578
01:07:50.159 --> 01:07:52.199
they were like, you know, doing study work or whatever.

1579
01:07:52.239 --> 01:07:53.599
So he was at his desk and he'd fallen.

1580
01:07:53.440 --> 01:07:57.000
Asleep, and they got into his cabinet, his science cabinet,

1581
01:07:57.159 --> 01:08:02.480
and got fireworks what and proceeded to set a trash

1582
01:08:02.519 --> 01:08:05.360
can on fire in the commons with them.

1583
01:08:05.639 --> 01:08:07.079
That's the coolest thing I've ever heard.

1584
01:08:07.119 --> 01:08:11.199
The teacher unfortunately got let go because.

1585
01:08:11.360 --> 01:08:14.639
That Teacher's Union did him dirty. He should have been fine, but.

1586
01:08:14.920 --> 01:08:16.840
That was the story I heard, was that he had

1587
01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:19.159
fallen asleep, they got into his cabinet, got the fireworks,

1588
01:08:19.159 --> 01:08:20.560
and they set a trash cait on fire in the comments.

1589
01:08:20.560 --> 01:08:22.840
I remember hearing the firework go off in school that day.

1590
01:08:23.279 --> 01:08:24.760
That's that's terrifying.

1591
01:08:24.840 --> 01:08:25.039
Yeah.

1592
01:08:25.079 --> 01:08:27.479
Because one other thing I want to mention before we

1593
01:08:27.520 --> 01:08:30.800
move on is so I went I would have graduated

1594
01:08:30.800 --> 01:08:32.640
in two thousand and five. Yeah, So I was in

1595
01:08:32.680 --> 01:08:36.359
middle school in Columbine the school shooting Columbine happened. Yeah,

1596
01:08:36.399 --> 01:08:40.800
and that changed everything absolutely all of a sudden. We

1597
01:08:40.800 --> 01:08:44.159
weren't allowed to carry backpacks, we weren't allowed to wear

1598
01:08:44.239 --> 01:08:49.880
jackets or coats, and we had to carry a ID

1599
01:08:50.720 --> 01:08:53.680
around our neck Jesus, with a photo ID around our

1600
01:08:53.720 --> 01:08:56.079
neck wherever we were. If you weren't wearing it, you

1601
01:08:56.159 --> 01:08:57.520
got you got.

1602
01:08:57.359 --> 01:08:58.479
In trouble, Jesus.

1603
01:08:58.680 --> 01:09:00.399
And if you came to school and for got it,

1604
01:09:00.640 --> 01:09:02.239
you had to go to the office and pay a

1605
01:09:02.279 --> 01:09:06.119
dollar for a temporary one. And you would literally come

1606
01:09:06.159 --> 01:09:07.960
into school and it was on a land you'd had

1607
01:09:07.960 --> 01:09:10.680
a barcode and you would scan it and that would

1608
01:09:10.760 --> 01:09:13.319
let them know that you were present to school. And

1609
01:09:13.359 --> 01:09:15.439
it also was so that people could immediately look at

1610
01:09:15.479 --> 01:09:17.920
your your ID to know you were a student, which,

1611
01:09:18.079 --> 01:09:20.960
by the way, one of the the moments that really

1612
01:09:20.960 --> 01:09:23.439
tells you what high school was like for me. The

1613
01:09:23.439 --> 01:09:26.159
assistant principal, who I did not know and did not

1614
01:09:26.279 --> 01:09:30.159
know me, was it seemed like we were troublemakers. We

1615
01:09:30.159 --> 01:09:31.720
were all like talking and laughing and walking through the

1616
01:09:31.760 --> 01:09:34.640
hall and she just went, excuse me, what's your name?

1617
01:09:35.800 --> 01:09:37.800
And I said Henrik, because that's how I said it

1618
01:09:37.840 --> 01:09:40.880
back then. Yeah, And and she said, let me see

1619
01:09:40.880 --> 01:09:41.319
your ID.

1620
01:09:42.039 --> 01:09:43.279
Are you fucking kidding me?

1621
01:09:43.720 --> 01:09:46.159
So I don't have a common name, especially not in

1622
01:09:46.199 --> 01:09:48.720
Ohio in early two thousands, but like so I had

1623
01:09:48.720 --> 01:09:51.319
to show it you and I'm like, right there.

1624
01:09:51.520 --> 01:09:52.920
Yeah, but you know who.

1625
01:09:52.960 --> 01:09:56.600
They wouldn't have done that to the Arab students, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1626
01:09:56.600 --> 01:10:00.319
but because they we all, yeah, they they them would

1627
01:10:00.319 --> 01:10:02.319
try to be kind to their, to their you know,

1628
01:10:02.479 --> 01:10:06.680
names being unusual. Yeah, but uh yeah. So there was

1629
01:10:06.720 --> 01:10:09.039
a lot of stuff like that. There was a lot

1630
01:10:09.039 --> 01:10:10.640
of drug dealing going on in my school. There were

1631
01:10:10.640 --> 01:10:15.279
a lot of serious fights. So it was I was

1632
01:10:15.279 --> 01:10:17.119
always amazed when we had the teachers that kept a

1633
01:10:17.159 --> 01:10:20.720
really good mindset. Yeah, at one time, a kid in

1634
01:10:20.760 --> 01:10:22.760
middle school, a kid I think, yeah, it was a

1635
01:10:22.840 --> 01:10:25.239
kid went crazy with a fire extinguishers or spraying people.

1636
01:10:25.239 --> 01:10:25.640
Oh god.

1637
01:10:26.119 --> 01:10:32.359
And uh, this female teacher who was very big famously

1638
01:10:33.239 --> 01:10:35.359
as he was walking by, popped her door open and

1639
01:10:35.439 --> 01:10:37.039
just grabbed him and tackled him.

1640
01:10:37.159 --> 01:10:37.840
Holy shit.

1641
01:10:39.000 --> 01:10:40.279
Anyway, that's all I got.

1642
01:10:40.319 --> 01:10:41.800
I don't want to. I don't want to. I'll give

1643
01:10:41.840 --> 01:10:42.880
I'll give one more story than it.

1644
01:10:43.079 --> 01:10:45.039
Actually that this has nothing to do with my high

1645
01:10:45.039 --> 01:10:49.720
school experience, but this is something interesting recently. Unfortunately, due

1646
01:10:49.720 --> 01:10:52.520
to to the school shooting increase and whatnot, they've installed

1647
01:10:52.560 --> 01:10:55.520
a lot of panic buttons into schools for lockdown procedures

1648
01:10:55.560 --> 01:10:59.159
and whatnot. So recently in my town, we had a

1649
01:10:59.199 --> 01:11:02.920
teacher that this is a three D printed button that's

1650
01:11:02.960 --> 01:11:04.920
on a keyboard and basically you push it, you type

1651
01:11:04.960 --> 01:11:06.520
in the code, and it sends out the signal locks

1652
01:11:06.560 --> 01:11:09.279
down the school and everything. Okay, So the substitute gets

1653
01:11:09.279 --> 01:11:13.479
in one morning apparently oh Tom Bringer, and is getting

1654
01:11:13.479 --> 01:11:15.680
ready to take attendance. So she's logging on and apparently

1655
01:11:15.720 --> 01:11:18.560
she taps the button by mistake, not realizing and thinks

1656
01:11:18.600 --> 01:11:20.720
that she's just putting your password in to take attendance,

1657
01:11:22.039 --> 01:11:23.760
so immediately goes into lockdown.

1658
01:11:23.800 --> 01:11:26.399
So that was that. That was the first time Jesus.

1659
01:11:26.760 --> 01:11:29.680
So then they get that all sorted at some point

1660
01:11:29.680 --> 01:11:31.439
in the day, like probably like an a like forty

1661
01:11:31.479 --> 01:11:33.640
five minutes later, everything's calmed down because like this is

1662
01:11:33.760 --> 01:11:35.319
this is in the age of Facebook. Keep in mind,

1663
01:11:35.319 --> 01:11:37.840
so parents are notified because the kids are like, you know, well,

1664
01:11:37.840 --> 01:11:40.319
the school's on lockdown. So parents are freaking out. It

1665
01:11:40.359 --> 01:11:42.159
was news all over I'm sitting at work and like

1666
01:11:42.279 --> 01:11:45.800
just following it through Facebook basically. Well then an hour

1667
01:11:45.920 --> 01:11:47.840
later it goes off again.

1668
01:11:48.359 --> 01:11:50.239
Oh my god, because.

1669
01:11:50.199 --> 01:11:52.119
They had gone to her and been like, you know, okay, well,

1670
01:11:52.119 --> 01:11:54.039
like you know, explain to us what happened. And she's like, well,

1671
01:11:54.079 --> 01:11:55.600
you know, I was doing this and doing this, and

1672
01:11:55.680 --> 01:11:58.359
she demonstrated by doing it again.

1673
01:12:00.560 --> 01:12:03.319
Not the brightest of educators.

1674
01:12:02.920 --> 01:12:04.399
Had to be walked out by the police.

1675
01:12:04.439 --> 01:12:06.520
I do not know if she's even in the system

1676
01:12:06.520 --> 01:12:08.800
anymore for substitution, but I just thought I would share

1677
01:12:08.840 --> 01:12:10.760
that because that's a fucking crazy.

1678
01:12:10.560 --> 01:12:12.079
Well, and I'll give you one other thing that I

1679
01:12:12.239 --> 01:12:15.399
that is and poignant because with this revolving door policy

1680
01:12:15.399 --> 01:12:17.439
and these kids kind of coming and going and being

1681
01:12:17.479 --> 01:12:20.279
so troublesome and so violent. My school had a zero

1682
01:12:20.399 --> 01:12:24.520
tolerance policy for certain things, and a kid I knew

1683
01:12:26.159 --> 01:12:29.560
got to school put his backpack in his locker and

1684
01:12:29.600 --> 01:12:31.800
then all of a sudden realized he had a paintball

1685
01:12:31.840 --> 01:12:35.800
gun shit in his bag. Yeah, so he locked his locker. Yah,

1686
01:12:36.520 --> 01:12:41.359
went to the office and said, Hey, I accidentally brought

1687
01:12:41.399 --> 01:12:44.760
my paintball gun. It's in my backpack in my locker

1688
01:12:44.840 --> 01:12:48.039
lock Yeah. Like, if you guys want to go get

1689
01:12:48.079 --> 01:12:50.159
it and whatever, you can call my dad. He can

1690
01:12:50.199 --> 01:12:51.800
come and get her or something, because like, I know

1691
01:12:51.880 --> 01:12:53.079
that this is not okay.

1692
01:12:53.319 --> 01:12:55.880
Yeah, it probably wasn't the best.

1693
01:12:56.079 --> 01:12:59.399
He got suspended, Yeah, and almost expelled.

1694
01:12:59.479 --> 01:13:00.439
Yeah.

1695
01:13:00.760 --> 01:13:03.800
And I remember because when it happened, all of us

1696
01:13:03.880 --> 01:13:09.560
kids were like, so never to tell anybody, trust them

1697
01:13:09.600 --> 01:13:16.000
in any way, just when in doubt, lie, hide secrets forever.

1698
01:13:16.199 --> 01:13:19.560
There's only certain there's only a certain amount of teachers that, like,

1699
01:13:19.640 --> 01:13:22.399
I have a handful that I trusted to tell anything

1700
01:13:22.439 --> 01:13:24.439
to in high school that I knew. I was cool

1701
01:13:24.439 --> 01:13:26.279
with that if I had anything like that happen. But

1702
01:13:26.319 --> 01:13:27.760
I still would have never gone to the office and

1703
01:13:27.800 --> 01:13:29.640
been like, hey, I have this in my locker.

1704
01:13:29.920 --> 01:13:31.239
That just does not well.

1705
01:13:31.600 --> 01:13:34.640
I get that he was afraid he was getting caught

1706
01:13:34.640 --> 01:13:36.720
with Yeah, no, I get that. And the sad thing

1707
01:13:36.840 --> 01:13:38.680
is you would think that that would have been the

1708
01:13:38.680 --> 01:13:40.600
way that you wouldn't get in trouble. Yeah, is that

1709
01:13:40.680 --> 01:13:42.800
you would be like, there's absolutely no threat to anybody.

1710
01:13:43.039 --> 01:13:45.079
I don't have it on me, like it's over there.

1711
01:13:45.119 --> 01:13:46.960
But yeah, it was just like they treated him like

1712
01:13:47.079 --> 01:13:48.119
a maniac.

1713
01:13:48.439 --> 01:13:51.560
I did almost get suspended for a fart machine. One, David,

1714
01:13:51.600 --> 01:13:53.359
you are a fart machine. I mean I am.

1715
01:13:53.439 --> 01:13:57.640
But so last story, we had finished up our Christmas

1716
01:13:57.640 --> 01:14:01.159
Carol unit, and the final stage of the Christmas Carroll

1717
01:14:01.199 --> 01:14:03.319
unit was we got to watch George C's Christmas Carol,

1718
01:14:03.359 --> 01:14:06.680
George's House Christmas Carol, which I've seen countless times, Like

1719
01:14:06.720 --> 01:14:08.520
I grew up with that movie, so I know, I

1720
01:14:08.560 --> 01:14:11.199
know that movie basically front and backwards, right, And I

1721
01:14:11.319 --> 01:14:13.159
just so happened to have a fart machine with me

1722
01:14:13.199 --> 01:14:14.920
that day that I had brought to school because it

1723
01:14:14.920 --> 01:14:16.239
was a gift I was gonna give to my father,

1724
01:14:16.319 --> 01:14:18.039
but I was showing off to some friends before I

1725
01:14:18.079 --> 01:14:21.920
had gifted it, and keeping in mind that we were

1726
01:14:21.960 --> 01:14:23.800
watching at Christmas Carol, I was like, I know all

1727
01:14:23.840 --> 01:14:25.079
the quiet parts.

1728
01:14:25.119 --> 01:14:26.279
Of that movie.

1729
01:14:26.880 --> 01:14:30.159
So about halfway through you could see that the teacher

1730
01:14:30.239 --> 01:14:32.000
that the classroom we were in watching the movie was

1731
01:14:32.199 --> 01:14:35.720
getting a bit annoyed and suspicious of to whom was

1732
01:14:35.760 --> 01:14:39.760
doing it. And the movie ended, we thought everything was okay,

1733
01:14:39.840 --> 01:14:41.840
and then we saw this one kid that we none

1734
01:14:41.880 --> 01:14:43.680
of us really liked go up to her.

1735
01:14:43.880 --> 01:14:45.479
They went out in the hall, and then what do

1736
01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:45.760
you know.

1737
01:14:45.960 --> 01:14:48.000
I was called out in the hall about five minutes

1738
01:14:48.079 --> 01:14:52.920
later and I got sent to the office. Luckily, my

1739
01:14:53.039 --> 01:14:57.000
family knew. I knew the vice pensable even before going

1740
01:14:57.000 --> 01:14:59.720
to the school. So she was just like, listen, I'm

1741
01:14:59.760 --> 01:15:02.199
gonna take this. You can have it back at the

1742
01:15:02.279 --> 01:15:03.760
end of the day, and there may be an attention

1743
01:15:03.840 --> 01:15:05.880
with it. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna decide on that.

1744
01:15:06.239 --> 01:15:07.640
The best thing was when I went to get at

1745
01:15:07.640 --> 01:15:08.720
the end of the day, she opened it up and

1746
01:15:08.760 --> 01:15:10.479
it went off like three times she was opening it,

1747
01:15:11.720 --> 01:15:14.479
which made her laugh. And I didn't get the attention,

1748
01:15:14.640 --> 01:15:16.439
but I did almost get into a lot of trouble

1749
01:15:16.520 --> 01:15:16.720
for that.

1750
01:15:18.000 --> 01:15:18.760
Must be nice.

1751
01:15:18.920 --> 01:15:21.439
Oh the teacher who caught me like she was she

1752
01:15:21.520 --> 01:15:23.199
was requesting suspension, yeah, of course.

1753
01:15:23.319 --> 01:15:23.760
Yeah.

1754
01:15:23.800 --> 01:15:25.439
And that's when like she looked at the paper and

1755
01:15:25.479 --> 01:15:27.000
she's like, I'm not gonna suspend you, but like you

1756
01:15:27.039 --> 01:15:28.680
probably are gonna have to get some kind of punishment.

1757
01:15:28.920 --> 01:15:29.239
Yeah.

1758
01:15:29.359 --> 01:15:31.159
Oh when, by the way, when I got the detention

1759
01:15:31.239 --> 01:15:34.960
for participating in the walkout, the person who was scheduling

1760
01:15:35.039 --> 01:15:40.880
it typed my name in four times because they kept thinking, no,

1761
01:15:40.960 --> 01:15:43.119
I'm not joking. They kept thinking they were misspelling it

1762
01:15:43.159 --> 01:15:46.159
because no priors came up. Yeah, and I look like

1763
01:15:46.199 --> 01:15:48.560
a maniac, but I was pretty I was just so

1764
01:15:48.720 --> 01:15:51.239
bored and annoyed in school. I never really did anything

1765
01:15:51.279 --> 01:15:52.720
other than like try.

1766
01:15:52.520 --> 01:15:55.319
Not to fall asleep. Jesus, Yeah, who had ever guessed

1767
01:15:55.319 --> 01:15:56.039
I had adhd?

1768
01:15:56.079 --> 01:15:56.479
Anybody?

1769
01:15:58.560 --> 01:16:09.039
Do you even move? A? He'll be right back. Welcome

1770
01:16:09.119 --> 01:16:11.079
back to do you even movie?

1771
01:16:15.920 --> 01:16:16.640
Back to the movie.

1772
01:16:16.680 --> 01:16:19.199
So the next day, Diane confronts Norris, telling him that

1773
01:16:19.239 --> 01:16:21.279
she's going to stay with her mother and is he

1774
01:16:21.359 --> 01:16:23.319
ready to leave because she's had enough of this it's

1775
01:16:23.319 --> 01:16:25.520
getting too dangerous now. And Norris tells her that he

1776
01:16:25.520 --> 01:16:28.079
can handle these kids unlike Terry, and she goes, well,

1777
01:16:28.119 --> 01:16:29.800
you know, I don't want you to end up like Terry.

1778
01:16:29.840 --> 01:16:30.920
That's basically what's going on.

1779
01:16:31.319 --> 01:16:33.279
No shit, So she worries his fate will be the

1780
01:16:33.319 --> 01:16:36.119
same and tell and he tells her, listen, we'll stay

1781
01:16:36.119 --> 01:16:38.319
for the concert. When the concert ends and the kids have,

1782
01:16:38.399 --> 01:16:40.560
you know, performed, we will immediately pack up and go

1783
01:16:40.600 --> 01:16:42.880
to your mother's and we'll we'll that's the.

1784
01:16:42.880 --> 01:16:43.239
End of this.

1785
01:16:43.880 --> 01:16:48.520
Yeah, and uh, I'm sure it goes well. You know

1786
01:16:48.720 --> 01:16:51.479
the phrase too little, too late.

1787
01:16:52.479 --> 01:16:54.479
Norris goes to see Arthur at the hospital, who is

1788
01:16:54.520 --> 01:16:56.479
awakened talking now, and he asked him, you know, do

1789
01:16:56.520 --> 01:16:58.159
you know who stabbed him? Like he told the police

1790
01:16:58.159 --> 01:17:00.000
you didn't, but I don't believe that. And Arthur's like,

1791
01:17:00.039 --> 01:17:01.720
you know, if I tell you who it was, they're

1792
01:17:01.760 --> 01:17:03.439
gonna get me as soon as I get out of here,

1793
01:17:03.479 --> 01:17:05.199
Like there's no point in me telling you this. It's

1794
01:17:05.239 --> 01:17:06.800
just you know, I'm in danger if I tell you this.

1795
01:17:07.159 --> 01:17:09.199
And that's when he Norris is like, you know, well,

1796
01:17:09.359 --> 01:17:12.239
if you don't help me, somebody else might get hurt.

1797
01:17:12.920 --> 01:17:13.920
Yeah, And so that's.

1798
01:17:13.840 --> 01:17:15.239
When he tells him that Vinnie was the one who

1799
01:17:15.239 --> 01:17:17.399
stabbed him. So we see that Stegman and his gang

1800
01:17:17.439 --> 01:17:20.479
got arrested, but they've already been released because a Norris

1801
01:17:20.560 --> 01:17:22.520
is approaching the police station all five of them. They're

1802
01:17:22.600 --> 01:17:25.560
leaving laughing, and of course Stegman catches Norris's eyes. Norris

1803
01:17:25.560 --> 01:17:27.520
goes into the police station and asks t Whiskey, you

1804
01:17:27.560 --> 01:17:29.720
know what happened, and he's like, listen, Vinnie did admit

1805
01:17:29.760 --> 01:17:31.239
to it. We have nothing to hold them. This is

1806
01:17:31.279 --> 01:17:34.079
all here say. There's no witnesses except for Arthur, but

1807
01:17:34.119 --> 01:17:36.039
we can't take his testimony because we don't know how

1808
01:17:36.079 --> 01:17:37.359
coherent he was when it happened.

1809
01:17:37.399 --> 01:17:37.680
Mm hm.

1810
01:17:38.239 --> 01:17:42.199
So that's when Norris calls his wife and he tells

1811
01:17:42.199 --> 01:17:44.039
her that, you know, the carts begins at eight tonight,

1812
01:17:44.399 --> 01:17:46.560
be here. We'll go home immediately after and we'll get

1813
01:17:46.600 --> 01:17:49.279
ready to leave. So at school, Stegman confronts Norris and

1814
01:17:49.319 --> 01:17:52.319
tells him he's got to learn life is pain and

1815
01:17:52.399 --> 01:17:57.000
pain is everything, and you you'll learn. So we cut

1816
01:17:57.000 --> 01:17:59.720
to Norris's residence as we see that Stegman and his

1817
01:17:59.760 --> 01:18:03.439
gang have home invaded the residents as Missus Norris is

1818
01:18:03.479 --> 01:18:06.520
getting ready, and the gang ends up sexually assaulting her,

1819
01:18:06.600 --> 01:18:09.119
all three of them, while Patsy takes a polaroid of

1820
01:18:09.159 --> 01:18:09.680
it occurring.

1821
01:18:09.760 --> 01:18:13.520
It's vile, yes, and then they take her with them, take.

1822
01:18:13.359 --> 01:18:13.920
Her with them.

1823
01:18:13.960 --> 01:18:15.840
So at the school, the auditorium begins to fill up.

1824
01:18:15.920 --> 01:18:18.960
Norris is looking for his wife. Of course, the gang

1825
01:18:19.000 --> 01:18:20.720
loads her into the van and we see them drive

1826
01:18:20.800 --> 01:18:21.800
and Patsy.

1827
01:18:21.800 --> 01:18:22.600
Gets to the school.

1828
01:18:22.600 --> 01:18:25.279
First passes an envelope off to the usher, who passes

1829
01:18:25.319 --> 01:18:27.199
it off to Norris at the front of the auditorium.

1830
01:18:27.439 --> 01:18:30.119
He's getting ready to start the performance as the conductor

1831
01:18:30.159 --> 01:18:31.760
with his yep with his band.

1832
01:18:31.840 --> 01:18:33.680
And that's when we see him take out the photo

1833
01:18:33.760 --> 01:18:37.319
and he is horrified. He also immediately sprints out in

1834
01:18:37.359 --> 01:18:39.359
the hallways after her because I did forget to mention

1835
01:18:39.399 --> 01:18:41.680
that she goes like this right to him.

1836
01:18:41.960 --> 01:18:45.760
Yeah, David was making a finger going through.

1837
01:18:45.640 --> 01:18:50.039
A donut, a donut, hot dog going through a don'd

1838
01:18:50.279 --> 01:18:55.000
a little girl in pink dress tim So Patsy calls out,

1839
01:18:55.359 --> 01:18:57.279
come and get a teacher, come and get it, taunting

1840
01:18:57.359 --> 01:18:59.279
him running through the halls. As he's in pursuit of her,

1841
01:18:59.560 --> 01:19:01.680
Norris is ambushed by the gang. He sprayed with a

1842
01:19:01.720 --> 01:19:04.640
fire extinguisher. Before they begin beating him. Fallon has to

1843
01:19:04.640 --> 01:19:06.479
pull Barnyard off of him, reminding him that they're going

1844
01:19:06.560 --> 01:19:08.279
to play some more with him later, and that's we

1845
01:19:08.279 --> 01:19:10.439
see that segment has Diane with a knife to her throat.

1846
01:19:10.680 --> 01:19:12.560
Norris gets up and goes back to search for her

1847
01:19:12.600 --> 01:19:14.239
through the school and we just watch him kind of

1848
01:19:14.279 --> 01:19:16.600
wondering the halls. He finally enters the gymnasium, where we

1849
01:19:16.600 --> 01:19:18.840
see Stegment is up in the rafters with Diane, and

1850
01:19:18.880 --> 01:19:20.520
we also see that the rest of Stegmen's gang are

1851
01:19:20.560 --> 01:19:22.479
up there as they swing in from ropes and knock

1852
01:19:22.560 --> 01:19:23.960
him to the ground once again.

1853
01:19:23.800 --> 01:19:25.920
And business is about to pick up.

1854
01:19:25.960 --> 01:19:27.960
Business is really about to pick up because the gang

1855
01:19:27.960 --> 01:19:31.479
proceed up into the rafters with Diane. Norris, still in pursuit,

1856
01:19:31.520 --> 01:19:34.079
is taunted again by Patsy, but the auditorium is also

1857
01:19:34.119 --> 01:19:36.399
getting antsy at this point, and so Deneen decides that

1858
01:19:36.439 --> 01:19:38.039
she's going to fill in and conduct the show for him.

1859
01:19:38.119 --> 01:19:40.319
So the show begins as we cut back to Norris,

1860
01:19:40.319 --> 01:19:42.079
who is now in the woods shop trying to arm

1861
01:19:42.159 --> 01:19:43.800
himself as he finds a pride.

1862
01:19:43.560 --> 01:19:48.159
Bar and now is when the film goes Charles Bronson.

1863
01:19:47.960 --> 01:19:49.840
So he hides in the back of the shop as

1864
01:19:50.000 --> 01:19:52.680
Fallon enters armed with a thing of chains. They get

1865
01:19:52.680 --> 01:19:54.520
into a scuffle for a little bit, throwing each other

1866
01:19:54.520 --> 01:19:57.560
through the desk in the chairs. Finally, Fallon grabs Norris

1867
01:19:57.560 --> 01:19:59.640
and throws him onto a table saw, kicking the saw

1868
01:19:59.720 --> 01:20:01.680
on he's trying to push him onto it. That's when

1869
01:20:01.680 --> 01:20:05.000
Norris gets the upper hand, throwing Fallen onto it and

1870
01:20:05.119 --> 01:20:07.239
severing his arm right at the fucking elbow.

1871
01:20:07.399 --> 01:20:09.800
And as he gets up and tries to escape or

1872
01:20:09.840 --> 01:20:11.560
maybe an attack him back, we don't really know.

1873
01:20:12.000 --> 01:20:12.640
At him, he.

1874
01:20:12.560 --> 01:20:15.279
Throws him right down on it, right into his spine,

1875
01:20:15.760 --> 01:20:16.840
killing that mother Hubbard.

1876
01:20:16.960 --> 01:20:19.479
So Fallon is now dead, and that's when the rest

1877
01:20:19.479 --> 01:20:22.000
of the gang, Barnyard, drug Store, and Patsy find his body,

1878
01:20:22.039 --> 01:20:24.399
and drug Store states that he's gonna cut Norris's heart out.

1879
01:20:24.600 --> 01:20:26.399
So now we see that Norris is in the auto shop.

1880
01:20:26.479 --> 01:20:28.640
He's poured gasoline on the floor. He backs up a

1881
01:20:28.680 --> 01:20:31.880
little bit and arms himself with a blowtorch and he

1882
01:20:31.960 --> 01:20:34.520
kicks to that on as well as they enter. Drug

1883
01:20:34.520 --> 01:20:36.720
Store enters and Norris threatens to set him a blaze,

1884
01:20:36.720 --> 01:20:38.279
ask him where his wife is, and that's what drug

1885
01:20:38.319 --> 01:20:39.000
Store decides to.

1886
01:20:38.960 --> 01:20:42.359
Take the moment to say, your wife was so easy. Yeah,

1887
01:20:42.359 --> 01:20:43.359
that's what you want to say.

1888
01:20:43.439 --> 01:20:46.479
So Norris puts the blowtorch to the ground, lighting the gasoline,

1889
01:20:46.520 --> 01:20:49.319
and we watch drug store go up in flames.

1890
01:20:48.920 --> 01:20:51.880
And when we come back after he's been burnt. Yeah,

1891
01:20:51.960 --> 01:20:55.000
he is crispy, crispy indeed.

1892
01:20:55.239 --> 01:20:57.479
So that's when Barnyard and Patsy enter the auto shop

1893
01:20:57.560 --> 01:21:00.119
and Barnyard charges it Norris, and that's when they have

1894
01:21:00.199 --> 01:21:02.760
into a fight. Patsy's screaming him on. Norris is getting

1895
01:21:02.760 --> 01:21:04.840
several wax in a Barnyard's skull with the wrench, which

1896
01:21:04.880 --> 01:21:07.079
takes him down. Patsy then decides to get into a

1897
01:21:07.079 --> 01:21:09.039
car in the auto shop, driving right towards him but

1898
01:21:09.119 --> 01:21:12.279
missing him, plowing right over Barnyard and onto a lift

1899
01:21:12.279 --> 01:21:14.920
that drops a car onto her, basically killing her, yes,

1900
01:21:15.000 --> 01:21:17.680
smashing her, yes, smashing her in her last breast. She

1901
01:21:17.720 --> 01:21:20.079
tells him that Stegman has Diane on the roof of

1902
01:21:20.119 --> 01:21:20.520
the school.

1903
01:21:21.119 --> 01:21:25.359
So now we're headed to the climactic rooftop fight.

1904
01:21:25.560 --> 01:21:27.199
So now Norris gets to the roof.

1905
01:21:27.279 --> 01:21:29.560
Stegmann's holds a blade on Diane and he tells him

1906
01:21:29.640 --> 01:21:31.600
it's too late. You know, we're all gonna go together,

1907
01:21:31.640 --> 01:21:34.640
So he slices Diane right above her breast. Norris charges him,

1908
01:21:34.720 --> 01:21:36.840
knocking the blade from his hand, throwing several punches of

1909
01:21:36.920 --> 01:21:39.359
him to the ground. Stegman stands up right as Norris

1910
01:21:39.359 --> 01:21:42.039
gets one last punch in, sending him through the window

1911
01:21:42.159 --> 01:21:43.840
as he clutches onto some skylight.

1912
01:21:43.920 --> 01:21:44.479
The skylight.

1913
01:21:44.600 --> 01:21:47.640
Yeah yeah, so he's clutching onto cables right after hitting

1914
01:21:47.680 --> 01:21:49.720
through the skylight. And that's when we see Stegman once

1915
01:21:49.720 --> 01:21:52.479
again like please, Norris, still let me die, like begging for.

1916
01:21:52.680 --> 01:21:54.079
Just a kid up, just a kid.

1917
01:21:54.279 --> 01:21:56.319
So Norris offers his hands stupidly. He's like, you know,

1918
01:21:56.359 --> 01:21:58.119
give me your hand, and that's when Stegmann goes to

1919
01:21:58.159 --> 01:22:02.279
cut him. Norris basically says you and punches him, sending

1920
01:22:02.319 --> 01:22:05.840
him through the other skylight into the auditorium as he's

1921
01:22:05.880 --> 01:22:07.760
hung right before the entire.

1922
01:22:08.000 --> 01:22:11.319
The rope somehow catches his throat and he is just hung,

1923
01:22:11.359 --> 01:22:13.439
which right as the band is finishing the song, and

1924
01:22:13.479 --> 01:22:14.800
all I could think was, well, they're never get to

1925
01:22:14.800 --> 01:22:15.359
top off that.

1926
01:22:15.520 --> 01:22:18.039
No, so he crashes through. He is hung to death,

1927
01:22:18.119 --> 01:22:19.960
right in front of everyone, of course, who screams. We

1928
01:22:19.960 --> 01:22:21.960
see Stegment and his wife on the roof as they're

1929
01:22:22.000 --> 01:22:24.199
clutching each other, and that's when the movie ends with

1930
01:22:24.279 --> 01:22:27.640
a title card that says Norris was not prosecuted because there.

1931
01:22:27.520 --> 01:22:28.840
Were no witnesses.

1932
01:22:29.479 --> 01:22:31.000
There were no witnesses to what happened.

1933
01:22:30.760 --> 01:22:31.840
No witnesses to what happened.

1934
01:22:31.840 --> 01:22:34.640
And that, my friends, is class of nineteen eighty four,

1935
01:22:34.680 --> 01:22:35.359
from eighty two.

1936
01:22:35.520 --> 01:22:37.800
It sure as hell is. And I want to say something.

1937
01:22:38.239 --> 01:22:41.720
I've thought a lot about these these vigilante style movies. Yeah,

1938
01:22:41.720 --> 01:22:44.079
because you know, obviously this film, all the bronze and

1939
01:22:44.119 --> 01:22:46.399
stuff that was coming out. Yeah, you've got to remember

1940
01:22:46.479 --> 01:22:49.079
that the seventies, especially at sixties seventies, were a very

1941
01:22:49.159 --> 01:22:50.600
violent time in American history.

1942
01:22:50.680 --> 01:22:54.319
Barry was and there there was very where he was.

1943
01:22:54.079 --> 01:22:56.239
It was a very violent time. There were acts of

1944
01:22:56.319 --> 01:22:59.640
terrorism regularly committed on American soil. There was violence in

1945
01:22:59.640 --> 01:23:03.000
the stream. This is an era where a man shot

1946
01:23:03.199 --> 01:23:06.039
some teenagers on a subway who were threatening him, or

1947
01:23:06.079 --> 01:23:08.960
at least reportedly were threatening him. Yeah, and the people

1948
01:23:08.960 --> 01:23:10.840
of New York, including one of the parents of the

1949
01:23:10.920 --> 01:23:12.760
kids who got shot. Now, they didn't all die, No,

1950
01:23:13.119 --> 01:23:14.520
I don't think any of them died, actually I think,

1951
01:23:14.520 --> 01:23:16.479
but one was crippled. For one, Yeah, one was crippled,

1952
01:23:16.640 --> 01:23:19.720
but the mother was even like they deserved it.

1953
01:23:19.840 --> 01:23:20.479
Yeah.

1954
01:23:20.520 --> 01:23:21.880
And the reason he had a gun was he had

1955
01:23:21.920 --> 01:23:25.359
been mugged multiple times, but the people of New York

1956
01:23:25.359 --> 01:23:28.279
were like, yeah, elliot because they were so tired of

1957
01:23:28.319 --> 01:23:31.439
being victimized. Yea by that. This was before you know,

1958
01:23:31.439 --> 01:23:33.399
it got all cleaned up and was about But I

1959
01:23:33.399 --> 01:23:36.720
mean any city where the sewers filled toxically they did

1960
01:23:36.800 --> 01:23:37.560
that every night, you know.

1961
01:23:37.840 --> 01:23:40.159
Well, this is also I think the same. I feel

1962
01:23:40.199 --> 01:23:42.239
like eighty two is the year The Killing of America

1963
01:23:42.279 --> 01:23:44.399
comes out. It might have been around that time, so

1964
01:23:44.399 --> 01:23:46.439
I mean, yeah, very violent time it was.

1965
01:23:46.399 --> 01:23:48.119
And it was right before things were going to cool

1966
01:23:48.159 --> 01:23:50.880
down a lot in the nineties. So my point is that,

1967
01:23:50.960 --> 01:23:54.439
like the vigilante fantasy was something a lot of people

1968
01:23:54.479 --> 01:23:56.640
could identify with, this idea that, like, there are these

1969
01:23:56.760 --> 01:24:00.560
untouchable people, the police won't do anything. Somebody does something. Yeah,

1970
01:24:00.600 --> 01:24:04.279
and it made for some really fascinating eighties action movies

1971
01:24:04.840 --> 01:24:06.520
and crazy stories being told.

1972
01:24:06.560 --> 01:24:07.800
Well, you want know what I love about this one

1973
01:24:07.840 --> 01:24:10.399
on this recent watch that I never caught before narry

1974
01:24:10.479 --> 01:24:11.159
a single gun.

1975
01:24:11.680 --> 01:24:14.319
Yeah, it's very very rare, for the one that Roddy mcdalhuses,

1976
01:24:14.520 --> 01:24:16.000
which would make sense though, I mean, it'd be hard

1977
01:24:16.000 --> 01:24:17.479
for those kids to get guns anyway.

1978
01:24:17.680 --> 01:24:19.960
So would you like to know what the budget was?

1979
01:24:20.119 --> 01:24:23.319
I would love to three million dollars is the estimation. Okay,

1980
01:24:23.520 --> 01:24:25.960
in box office it takes in two million and one

1981
01:24:26.039 --> 01:24:28.239
hundred and sixty one thousand dollars and it comes out

1982
01:24:28.279 --> 01:24:29.840
August twentieth and nineteen eighty two.

1983
01:24:29.920 --> 01:24:31.000
Damn, I didn't know it flopped.

1984
01:24:31.000 --> 01:24:35.560
It's locked yet for being such a ridiculous violent movie,

1985
01:24:35.560 --> 01:24:37.399
you'd think it would have like a big audience. Yeah,

1986
01:24:37.640 --> 01:24:38.760
I think it was a little too dark.

1987
01:24:38.960 --> 01:24:42.399
So is shot in Toronto, Ontario, in forty five days.

1988
01:24:43.039 --> 01:24:43.840
It's a good schedule.

1989
01:24:44.239 --> 01:24:47.840
Central Technical School was used as Lincoln High Mark l.

1990
01:24:47.920 --> 01:24:50.760
Lester said the film was inspired by several true stories

1991
01:24:50.760 --> 01:24:52.960
of school violence he had read about in papers. In

1992
01:24:52.960 --> 01:24:54.760
particular was a story of a teacher who brought a

1993
01:24:54.760 --> 01:24:57.439
gun to class to control his students. The scene ended

1994
01:24:57.520 --> 01:25:00.560
up in the film Oh Wow. Mar Lester said the

1995
01:25:00.600 --> 01:25:03.359
movie came about because his love of the movie Blackboard Jungle.

1996
01:25:03.399 --> 01:25:05.039
He thought, what if you did a film like that

1997
01:25:05.119 --> 01:25:07.479
today with gangs and guns in school. Back then you

1998
01:25:07.479 --> 01:25:08.840
would read about a que who took a gun to

1999
01:25:08.840 --> 01:25:11.319
school somewhere, and I projected that out in the beginning

2000
01:25:11.319 --> 01:25:12.880
of the film. There's a warning that if we don't

2001
01:25:12.880 --> 01:25:14.880
take note of this violence in schools, it's going to

2002
01:25:14.920 --> 01:25:16.000
get worse and worse.

2003
01:25:16.479 --> 01:25:16.720
Yeah.

2004
01:25:16.760 --> 01:25:19.960
Well, and I'm not going to go down the rabbit hole. Yeah,

2005
01:25:19.960 --> 01:25:24.279
but violence in schools and gang violence and shootings in

2006
01:25:24.319 --> 01:25:28.520
schools versus the kind of prototypical school shooting that people

2007
01:25:28.520 --> 01:25:31.039
think of these days, Yeah, they're very different, very different.

2008
01:25:31.039 --> 01:25:34.760
But the gang violence element is far more rampant. Yeah,

2009
01:25:34.880 --> 01:25:38.840
far more dangerous, and far more ignored. Yeah, that's all

2010
01:25:38.840 --> 01:25:39.319
I'm gonna say.

2011
01:25:39.520 --> 01:25:40.439
I could get though. Yes.

2012
01:25:40.920 --> 01:25:42.720
In one of his early roles, Michael J. Fox was

2013
01:25:42.760 --> 01:25:45.560
still being billed as Michael Fox. Registration problems with the

2014
01:25:45.560 --> 01:25:47.720
Screen Actors Guild would later prompt him to add the

2015
01:25:47.760 --> 01:25:49.520
middle initial J to his stage name.

2016
01:25:49.720 --> 01:25:50.600
That happens a lot.

2017
01:25:50.960 --> 01:25:54.000
Timothy Van Patten wrote the concerto that Stegman plays.

2018
01:25:54.399 --> 01:25:55.840
Oh well, sounded great.

2019
01:25:56.279 --> 01:25:58.560
Director Mark Lester calls this his best film.

2020
01:25:58.840 --> 01:26:01.039
That's saying something. Yes, he did a lot of great films.

2021
01:26:01.119 --> 01:26:01.720
Yeah.

2022
01:26:01.800 --> 01:26:04.000
Due to the film's violent content and full frontal nudity,

2023
01:26:04.039 --> 01:26:06.399
Lester had a difficult time getting a US distributor for

2024
01:26:06.439 --> 01:26:09.399
the film, Through numerous overseas distributors bought the film and

2025
01:26:09.439 --> 01:26:11.119
made it quite successful abroad.

2026
01:26:11.520 --> 01:26:12.119
I do believe.

2027
01:26:12.119 --> 01:26:14.399
I mean, violent action movies, especially back then, were just

2028
01:26:14.520 --> 01:26:15.319
huge overseas.

2029
01:26:15.359 --> 01:26:16.359
Oh yeah.

2030
01:26:16.399 --> 01:26:19.279
Mark Lester cited a clockwork orange as the film's biggest influence.

2031
01:26:19.640 --> 01:26:20.239
I could see that.

2032
01:26:20.800 --> 01:26:23.520
Ye, nearly every shot at Timothy van Patten is done

2033
01:26:23.520 --> 01:26:25.439
from a low angle to make him more threatening. And

2034
01:26:25.560 --> 01:26:28.359
it's the only time it's not is the couch. You're

2035
01:26:28.399 --> 01:26:32.119
completely right, Yeah, yeah, nearly oaksmiris road that. According to

2036
01:26:32.199 --> 01:26:35.199
Mark Lester, Perry King was first and only actor considered

2037
01:26:35.199 --> 01:26:36.279
for the role of Andrew Norris.

2038
01:26:36.680 --> 01:26:36.920
Wow.

2039
01:26:37.079 --> 01:26:38.199
Well he did a great job.

2040
01:26:38.319 --> 01:26:40.239
So I could see that the punk kids at the

2041
01:26:40.279 --> 01:26:42.680
club were actual slam dancers called in for the film.

2042
01:26:42.760 --> 01:26:44.600
Shooting of the scene got quite out of hand, though,

2043
01:26:44.600 --> 01:26:46.359
as the crowd got rowdy and some of the actors

2044
01:26:46.399 --> 01:26:49.439
and actresses were hurt during filming. Lisa Langelisee, who played

2045
01:26:49.479 --> 01:26:52.199
punk girl Patsy, said the actors were very nervous. The

2046
01:26:52.279 --> 01:26:54.239
punk rockers that were hired to be extras, they weren't

2047
01:26:54.239 --> 01:26:56.880
really extras. They were punks. For me personally, they knew

2048
01:26:56.880 --> 01:26:58.520
I wasn't a real punk rocker. I had my hair

2049
01:26:58.600 --> 01:27:01.159
purple pink and some other colors, so they knew I

2050
01:27:01.439 --> 01:27:02.000
was an actor.

2051
01:27:02.279 --> 01:27:04.560
Not one of them. Didn't appreciate me wearing a dress.

2052
01:27:04.880 --> 01:27:05.560
Several times I.

2053
01:27:05.560 --> 01:27:07.359
Had punk rocker women come up to me and say,

2054
01:27:07.439 --> 01:27:10.800
we're gonna get you. Mark Lester really wanted reality, but

2055
01:27:10.880 --> 01:27:13.119
I wanted to you in reality. You won't notice this

2056
01:27:13.199 --> 01:27:14.880
in the movie. But whenever there were big scenes in

2057
01:27:14.920 --> 01:27:17.079
the club or whatever, you would see, you wouldn't see

2058
01:27:17.119 --> 01:27:19.680
me because I was literally I would literally disappear. I

2059
01:27:19.880 --> 01:27:22.239
was afraid when they were slamming people, they were actually

2060
01:27:22.359 --> 01:27:24.680
doing it. It was for real, they were really hitting

2061
01:27:24.720 --> 01:27:26.760
each other. The punk extras got off on it and

2062
01:27:26.880 --> 01:27:29.479
I and it wasn't well thought out for the actors.

2063
01:27:29.520 --> 01:27:31.479
I wasn't taking it wasn't taking care of us. I

2064
01:27:31.600 --> 01:27:33.600
was afraid because I knew there was no protection on

2065
01:27:33.760 --> 01:27:34.359
the set.

2066
01:27:34.920 --> 01:27:37.000
Well I mean, And the funniest part about that is

2067
01:27:37.119 --> 01:27:39.720
you barely see the punk kids dance either. And they

2068
01:27:39.760 --> 01:27:42.119
went to all that trouble and had all that trouble.

2069
01:27:42.239 --> 01:27:55.119
Yeah do you even? Movie will be right back, Welcome

2070
01:27:55.239 --> 01:27:56.720
back to do You even?

2071
01:27:56.840 --> 01:27:57.159
Movie?

2072
01:28:02.239 --> 01:28:04.760
Just texis to Whiskey's dialogue, Norris was taken word for

2073
01:28:04.880 --> 01:28:08.119
word from a real life police officer heard while Mark Lester.

2074
01:28:08.039 --> 01:28:10.039
Was doing research for the film Jesus.

2075
01:28:10.840 --> 01:28:13.359
Much of the graffiti art director Jeffrey Holmes put on

2076
01:28:13.399 --> 01:28:15.159
the walls of the school for the filming was extremely

2077
01:28:15.199 --> 01:28:17.880
difficult to remove. It caused some trouble when real life

2078
01:28:17.880 --> 01:28:19.960
students of the high school using the film returned to

2079
01:28:20.000 --> 01:28:21.600
see all the profanity left on the walls.

2080
01:28:21.720 --> 01:28:23.000
Ultimately it was removed.

2081
01:28:23.079 --> 01:28:24.560
Hey, they got to learn somehow.

2082
01:28:25.039 --> 01:28:27.359
Some theaters showed a film on a double bill with

2083
01:28:27.439 --> 01:28:28.520
Mad Max two The Road.

2084
01:28:28.399 --> 01:28:33.399
Warrior Okay, Wow, Dark and then Dark.

2085
01:28:34.199 --> 01:28:36.640
The police station was also used in Black Christmas.

2086
01:28:37.159 --> 01:28:41.359
According to actor Stefan Angram, who portrayed drug Store, the

2087
01:28:41.399 --> 01:28:44.000
graffiti covered shirt he wears when Corgan puts the barrel

2088
01:28:44.039 --> 01:28:46.760
of the handgun into Drugstore's face was actually a graffitied

2089
01:28:46.800 --> 01:28:48.800
work of art by co star Timothy Van Patten.

2090
01:28:49.359 --> 01:28:50.079
Oh Well.

2091
01:28:51.920 --> 01:28:54.560
Upset at the violence content after a screening, screenwriter Berry

2092
01:28:54.560 --> 01:28:56.560
Snyder had his name taken off the credits.

2093
01:28:57.800 --> 01:29:01.479
I mean it's pretty intense topics. I mean it's it's

2094
01:29:01.600 --> 01:29:05.840
miners or I mean they would have to be miners, yes,

2095
01:29:06.119 --> 01:29:08.039
or else the cops would have been involved right away.

2096
01:29:08.119 --> 01:29:08.319
Yeah.

2097
01:29:08.319 --> 01:29:10.840
So when originally released in the United Kingdom. The theatrical

2098
01:29:10.920 --> 01:29:13.760
version received four minutes and fourteen second of cuts from

2099
01:29:13.800 --> 01:29:16.560
the British Board of Film Classification and was refused video

2100
01:29:16.600 --> 01:29:19.720
certificate four years later. It was finally passed uncut in

2101
01:29:19.800 --> 01:29:20.600
two thousand and five.

2102
01:29:21.199 --> 01:29:23.760
Yeah, the Brits, they hold on to their censorship.

2103
01:29:23.920 --> 01:29:24.119
Yeah.

2104
01:29:24.560 --> 01:29:26.680
This was Alana Quintin's first and only film. She was

2105
01:29:26.720 --> 01:29:29.079
so upset after being pressured into stripping totally naked in

2106
01:29:29.119 --> 01:29:30.680
a room full of people for one scene that she

2107
01:29:30.800 --> 01:29:31.359
quit acting.

2108
01:29:32.520 --> 01:29:34.359
I mean, if there's one reason to quit, it would

2109
01:29:34.359 --> 01:29:34.520
be that.

2110
01:29:35.079 --> 01:29:37.319
Critic Roger Ebert said it was the best film he

2111
01:29:37.359 --> 01:29:39.640
saw at Can's Film Festival in nineteen eighty two.

2112
01:29:40.520 --> 01:29:41.560
I believe he would like that.

2113
01:29:41.720 --> 01:29:42.399
Oh yeah, yeah.

2114
01:29:42.920 --> 01:29:44.840
All the teen extras were hand picked for their inner

2115
01:29:44.880 --> 01:29:45.640
city appearances.

2116
01:29:46.000 --> 01:29:46.359
Okay.

2117
01:29:46.600 --> 01:29:49.399
The film spawned two sci fi theme sequels. They were

2118
01:29:49.439 --> 01:29:51.600
loosely based on the original Class of nineteen ninety nine

2119
01:29:51.600 --> 01:29:53.960
and nineteen ninety and the directive video follow Class of

2120
01:29:54.039 --> 01:29:56.880
nineteen ninety nine two the Substitute, the first of which

2121
01:29:56.960 --> 01:29:59.359
was also directed by Lester and like its predecessor, was

2122
01:29:59.399 --> 01:30:02.000
also released via Vestro on video, while the latter was

2123
01:30:02.039 --> 01:30:03.600
released by Vidmark Entertainment.

2124
01:30:03.960 --> 01:30:05.199
Hell Yeah.

2125
01:30:05.600 --> 01:30:07.960
Director of photography Albert J. Junk was hired by Mark

2126
01:30:08.039 --> 01:30:10.600
Lester after Lester saw his work in The Incubus. Mark

2127
01:30:10.720 --> 01:30:13.239
Lester told dread Central in twenty fifteen he was working

2128
01:30:13.279 --> 01:30:14.960
on a remake. He already had the script and it

2129
01:30:14.960 --> 01:30:17.000
would be more modernized version of the story. Of course,

2130
01:30:17.039 --> 01:30:20.000
it never came to her wish on Unfortunately, Lester felt

2131
01:30:20.000 --> 01:30:22.119
the scenes where Corgan holds the class at gunpoint was

2132
01:30:22.159 --> 01:30:24.680
so pivotable to the film he set aside two days

2133
01:30:24.720 --> 01:30:27.079
to film that scene alone. Lester says it remains his

2134
01:30:27.159 --> 01:30:28.199
favorite scene in the film.

2135
01:30:29.119 --> 01:30:31.960
I mean, I really think that every scene in the

2136
01:30:32.000 --> 01:30:34.399
film made sense, yeah, and was necessary, so I agree.

2137
01:30:34.479 --> 01:30:36.640
The faa IS rating board threatened the original cut of

2138
01:30:36.640 --> 01:30:38.159
the film with an X rating, so it had to

2139
01:30:38.199 --> 01:30:40.039
be cut down. The rape scene and the table saw

2140
01:30:40.119 --> 01:30:41.960
death scene in particular had to be edited for an

2141
01:30:42.039 --> 01:30:45.319
R rating. Real dead animals were used for the scene

2142
01:30:45.359 --> 01:30:47.920
where the school finds Corgan's lab animals killed. The smell

2143
01:30:47.960 --> 01:30:49.319
of the room in which they were placed was so

2144
01:30:49.520 --> 01:30:51.880
overwhelming that most of the actors and actresses wouldn't enter

2145
01:30:51.960 --> 01:30:52.279
the room.

2146
01:30:52.680 --> 01:30:53.680
Yeah it looked real.

2147
01:30:53.880 --> 01:30:56.479
Yeah, Roddy McDowell drove the car and the scene where

2148
01:30:56.479 --> 01:30:58.880
Corgan goes crazy and attempts to run down Stegmann's gang,

2149
01:30:58.960 --> 01:31:00.920
the camera was mounted on the hood as mcdoal drove

2150
01:31:00.960 --> 01:31:02.439
the vehicle crazily down the street.

2151
01:31:03.079 --> 01:31:06.920
Jesus, I mean fuck, the only sort I know.

2152
01:31:07.439 --> 01:31:09.239
The only set built for the film was the auto

2153
01:31:09.319 --> 01:31:11.600
shop where Norris fights Barnyard in the finale. The rest

2154
01:31:11.640 --> 01:31:13.159
of the film was all shot on location.

2155
01:31:13.800 --> 01:31:15.439
Wow, okay, that's a big school.

2156
01:31:15.840 --> 01:31:17.479
And the final scene where Stegment is hanging on the

2157
01:31:17.560 --> 01:31:19.600
rope above the orchestra, he says he will change his

2158
01:31:19.680 --> 01:31:22.359
ways and Andy offers his hand. In one version, Stegment

2159
01:31:22.399 --> 01:31:24.880
looks to cut himself loose from Norris and falls. However,

2160
01:31:25.000 --> 01:31:27.319
during a screening, a distributor wanted to see Stegman get

2161
01:31:27.359 --> 01:31:30.079
his comeuppance, so after the screening, Lester and Perry King

2162
01:31:30.159 --> 01:31:32.760
did a quick shot at Norris reacting to Stegmen's bold move,

2163
01:31:32.840 --> 01:31:35.439
with King looking back in disgust and punching at the camera.

2164
01:31:37.479 --> 01:31:39.479
Ah that's a little bit, that's a bit on the nose.

2165
01:31:39.600 --> 01:31:40.359
Yeah okay.

2166
01:31:40.720 --> 01:31:43.560
Lisa Langelis said she and the other actors were embarrassed

2167
01:31:43.560 --> 01:31:44.880
to be in the film. They thought it was awful.

2168
01:31:44.920 --> 01:31:46.479
When she was shocked when it ended up being a

2169
01:31:46.520 --> 01:31:48.600
big hit. Her boyfriend was in Paris and told her

2170
01:31:48.880 --> 01:31:50.880
he saw this huge floor ad a ceiling poster of

2171
01:31:50.960 --> 01:31:53.399
her with a pigger breast, and the artist had given her.

2172
01:31:53.680 --> 01:31:55.760
Her mother said it was the quintessential moment for her

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01:31:55.800 --> 01:31:57.560
when she knew her daughter had done a good job

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01:31:57.640 --> 01:31:59.680
as the actress because she was in the theater watching it,

2175
01:32:00.000 --> 01:32:01.760
and when Langley's got killed at the end, the audience

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01:32:01.800 --> 01:32:04.079
got up and cheered. It was a real memorable moment

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01:32:04.159 --> 01:32:04.399
for her.

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Aw wholesome content.

2179
01:32:06.920 --> 01:32:09.399
So what are your final thoughts on Class of nineteen

2180
01:32:09.399 --> 01:32:09.720
eighty four.

2181
01:32:09.920 --> 01:32:12.079
Well, that's definitely a rented I mean, you got to

2182
01:32:12.119 --> 01:32:14.840
see this movie to believe it. Yeah, it's absolutely worth

2183
01:32:14.920 --> 01:32:18.880
watching if you're a nineteen eighties movie fan, if you're

2184
01:32:19.079 --> 01:32:25.800
a gritty drama fan, and just if only for Roddy

2185
01:32:25.920 --> 01:32:28.640
McDowell's parts. Oh yeah, you could think everything else is

2186
01:32:28.720 --> 01:32:33.239
overdone or poorly done or offensive, but McDowell brings so

2187
01:32:33.439 --> 01:32:36.720
much reality to his suffering character made it that it's

2188
01:32:36.880 --> 01:32:39.640
not fun to watch. Yeah, but it's fascinating.

2189
01:32:39.720 --> 01:32:41.800
Yeah, absolutely is. What about you d rent it for

2190
01:32:41.880 --> 01:32:42.359
me as well.

2191
01:32:42.760 --> 01:32:45.520
This is one of those quintessential eighties movies that, like

2192
01:32:45.680 --> 01:32:47.399
Enrique said, you just have to see to believe it.

2193
01:32:47.760 --> 01:32:52.039
It's at that period where horror is teetering off of slasher,

2194
01:32:52.119 --> 01:32:54.760
but they are still doing slasher moments and movies like this.

2195
01:32:55.039 --> 01:32:56.920
Yeah. Kind Yeah, I can see what you're saying. Yeah.

2196
01:32:56.960 --> 01:32:59.560
But more than anything, it's just an absolute blast. It

2197
01:32:59.680 --> 01:33:04.479
is completely insane and one of the best like sieges

2198
01:33:04.479 --> 01:33:05.720
of the school film that I could think of.

2199
01:33:06.439 --> 01:33:08.720
Yeah, I mean there aren't there are a few, Yeah,

2200
01:33:08.760 --> 01:33:09.960
but now this one's really good.

2201
01:33:10.079 --> 01:33:10.319
Yeah.

2202
01:33:10.760 --> 01:33:12.920
So recommendations, we always like to end the show with

2203
01:33:12.960 --> 01:33:15.439
a couple. I've got two this week, starting off with

2204
01:33:15.520 --> 01:33:18.039
a class of nineteen ninety nine from nineteen ninety three,

2205
01:33:18.199 --> 01:33:21.760
ex military robots are reprogrammed as teachers and secretly placed

2206
01:33:21.800 --> 01:33:24.359
in a school where most students are part of organized gangs.

2207
01:33:24.520 --> 01:33:27.279
They begin to respond violently to unruly students and their

2208
01:33:27.319 --> 01:33:28.960
military training starts to take over.

2209
01:33:31.239 --> 01:33:33.880
That movie is so out of its mind, it's completely whack.

2210
01:33:33.880 --> 01:33:34.159
Could do.

2211
01:33:34.359 --> 01:33:36.920
And then my second recommendation, I'm gonna go with one

2212
01:33:37.000 --> 01:33:39.319
that you and I discovered and I really need to revisit,

2213
01:33:39.359 --> 01:33:42.000
it's been a bit. The New Kids from nineteen eighty five,

2214
01:33:42.359 --> 01:33:44.880
newly orphaned siblings Abbey and Lauren McWilliams arrive in a

2215
01:33:44.920 --> 01:33:47.119
small Florida town to help their aunt Fay and uncle

2216
01:33:47.199 --> 01:33:49.560
Charlie run a family own amusement park. They find out

2217
01:33:49.600 --> 01:33:51.479
that the town is terrorized by a local street gang.

2218
01:33:51.520 --> 01:33:53.600
If you ever want to see a psycho James Spader,

2219
01:33:53.840 --> 01:33:54.560
this is that movie.

2220
01:33:55.319 --> 01:33:58.479
And my Lord the directory Shaun's comming hem right is

2221
01:33:58.520 --> 01:33:59.560
director of Frida of the thirteenth.

2222
01:33:59.600 --> 01:33:59.920
Yes, it is.

2223
01:34:00.520 --> 01:34:02.960
That movie is so out of its mind. It's the

2224
01:34:03.119 --> 01:34:06.960
action is incredible, insane, and it just keeps going.

2225
01:34:07.159 --> 01:34:08.560
Much like The New Kids.

2226
01:34:08.760 --> 01:34:10.520
With The New Kids, it's much like Class eighty four,

2227
01:34:10.560 --> 01:34:12.760
where it's worth the watch alone for the last twenty minutes.

2228
01:34:13.479 --> 01:34:16.760
Oh my god, that's freaking of that movie, dude.

2229
01:34:16.920 --> 01:34:18.479
I bought it on on Blu RAYM.

2230
01:34:18.960 --> 01:34:19.239
We did.

2231
01:34:19.319 --> 01:34:21.399
Yeah, we are also, would you like that?

2232
01:34:21.439 --> 01:34:24.640
We're gonna talk about it next week, by the way, sure,

2233
01:34:25.039 --> 01:34:27.640
Well we're wrapping up back to School, Back in action,

2234
01:34:27.760 --> 01:34:30.600
That's what I'm calling it. Now with The Last Boy

2235
01:34:30.640 --> 01:34:32.840
Scout from nineteen ninety one. Now you may be thinking, well,

2236
01:34:32.840 --> 01:34:34.319
what's that got to do with school boy scout?

2237
01:34:34.359 --> 01:34:34.720
Deal with it?

2238
01:34:35.000 --> 01:34:37.319
Well, and we're we're showing that because we got a

2239
01:34:37.399 --> 01:34:40.479
request from our good buddy Trank, Trank who wrote in

2240
01:34:40.560 --> 01:34:42.520
who by the way, I wanted to talk about our emails,

2241
01:34:42.560 --> 01:34:43.640
but Dave's in such a hurry.

2242
01:34:43.960 --> 01:34:45.720
No hurr, yeah, knew, we do the emails. Cal hm down.

2243
01:34:45.720 --> 01:34:49.439
Oh yeah, well maybe, but we do have two emails

2244
01:34:49.800 --> 01:34:50.359
sitting in here.

2245
01:34:50.439 --> 01:34:50.800
Go ahead.

2246
01:34:51.159 --> 01:34:54.039
So the first one is from Daniel moy or Moye.

2247
01:34:54.319 --> 01:34:55.479
I'm not sure if I'm saying it right or not,

2248
01:34:56.279 --> 01:34:59.960
but he says, well, first the subject is happy bird,

2249
01:35:01.000 --> 01:35:03.279
which I can appreciate. That's awesome, And if you want

2250
01:35:03.279 --> 01:35:04.600
to email us, by the way, you can get a

2251
01:35:04.600 --> 01:35:07.079
hold of us at do you even movie pod at

2252
01:35:07.199 --> 01:35:09.920
gmail dot com or go to dooevenmovie dot com to

2253
01:35:10.000 --> 01:35:13.439
find all the information about what we do. He says, Here,

2254
01:35:13.520 --> 01:35:16.279
since I'm making this email on September tenth, my birthday,

2255
01:35:16.720 --> 01:35:18.640
I'm going to start with a very happy birthday to

2256
01:35:18.720 --> 01:35:23.640
our wise leader. I didn't write this coach our lifestyle coach,

2257
01:35:24.319 --> 01:35:27.119
Life coach happy birthday in Rique Kuto. I find it

2258
01:35:27.159 --> 01:35:29.279
a little funny how I'm exactly a month and two

2259
01:35:29.399 --> 01:35:32.520
days older than you, and we both happened to be Ohioans.

2260
01:35:33.279 --> 01:35:35.159
Just throwing it out there, but if I ever see

2261
01:35:35.199 --> 01:35:37.079
any of you guys out in the world, regardless of

2262
01:35:37.119 --> 01:35:41.000
where it may be, this could turn really quick, really good.

2263
01:35:41.520 --> 01:35:44.039
I'll probably fanboy out seeing one or both of my

2264
01:35:44.600 --> 01:35:48.079
my favorite podcasters. Thanks to you guys, I've been able

2265
01:35:48.119 --> 01:35:51.319
to discover some movies I've never seen or rediscovered. I've

2266
01:35:51.399 --> 01:35:53.640
seen every movie on this podcast, all the ones that

2267
01:35:53.640 --> 01:35:56.159
are readily available. I was a little disappointed to find

2268
01:35:56.199 --> 01:36:00.359
Toy Soldiers, to find Toy Soldiers, and that I couldn't

2269
01:36:00.359 --> 01:36:03.199
find it readily Gotcha readily available since it's one I

2270
01:36:03.279 --> 01:36:06.079
haven't seen. Instead of taking all this time to tell

2271
01:36:06.079 --> 01:36:09.239
you how much I enjoy both mister Kuto's podcasts, which

2272
01:36:09.279 --> 01:36:10.960
I very much do, I'm going to get to the

2273
01:36:11.000 --> 01:36:13.880
point of this email. I have a suggestion. Okay, Okay,

2274
01:36:14.319 --> 01:36:16.560
Now I'm gonna warn you suggestions may take a while

2275
01:36:16.560 --> 01:36:20.720
because we've got we've got Halloween, we got and then

2276
01:36:20.720 --> 01:36:22.880
we've got Thanksgiving and then we've got Christmas. But we

2277
01:36:23.000 --> 01:36:27.439
will put it down. Yes, let's see, I'm going to suggestion.

2278
01:36:27.520 --> 01:36:29.319
I know mister Cuto has seen it since he's talked

2279
01:36:29.319 --> 01:36:32.039
about it on his June monthly Spooky, Ready or Not

2280
01:36:33.199 --> 01:36:35.199
or Not. We'll do that in January, well know we will.

2281
01:36:35.680 --> 01:36:37.279
That will be in January. It'll be a little bit

2282
01:36:37.319 --> 01:36:39.159
of weight, but it'll be worth it. That's a great movie.

2283
01:36:39.640 --> 01:36:41.840
Ready or Not. Love this movie and I honestly can't

2284
01:36:41.840 --> 01:36:43.880
wait to hear you guys review it. But it's great

2285
01:36:44.239 --> 01:36:46.800
you keep putting out the podcast. I'll keep listening. Ps.

2286
01:36:47.159 --> 01:36:49.159
Thanks for the help to figure out the movie. I've

2287
01:36:49.199 --> 01:36:50.479
been thinking freaked.

2288
01:36:50.960 --> 01:36:53.079
Okay, good. I'm glad we could help you with that. Awesome,

2289
01:36:53.239 --> 01:36:54.159
So thank you, Daniel.

2290
01:36:54.239 --> 01:36:56.840
We really appreciate all the kind words very very much.

2291
01:36:57.000 --> 01:36:59.119
And if you're a fan of Ready or Not, if

2292
01:36:59.159 --> 01:37:02.239
you have not seen Abbage, the director's newest movie, so.

2293
01:37:02.359 --> 01:37:04.159
Much fun, that's goods on Peacock right Yeah, it's on

2294
01:37:04.199 --> 01:37:06.359
Peacock right now. And this one's from our good buddy

2295
01:37:06.399 --> 01:37:10.079
TRNK Trink. Garza says, happy birthday. Hi, Enrique wanted to

2296
01:37:10.119 --> 01:37:12.960
say happy birthday. I really enjoyed the episode and your stories.

2297
01:37:13.159 --> 01:37:15.039
Way to have a two hundred and fifty pound marine

2298
01:37:15.239 --> 01:37:18.760
misty eyed over a diesel engine. Thanks for what you do.

2299
01:37:19.119 --> 01:37:19.920
Trent's awesome.

2300
01:37:20.079 --> 01:37:23.159
That makes me feel really good because I definitely opened

2301
01:37:23.199 --> 01:37:26.640
it up a wide on that show, and I'm glad

2302
01:37:26.680 --> 01:37:29.079
you guys enjoyed it. So on that note, we want

2303
01:37:29.079 --> 01:37:31.279
to remind you go dodoevenmovie dot com for all the

2304
01:37:31.319 --> 01:37:33.520
information about the show. You can find us on Instagram

2305
01:37:33.560 --> 01:37:34.880
at do You Even Movie Pod?

2306
01:37:35.159 --> 01:37:36.199
Right? Or is it do you Okay?

2307
01:37:36.720 --> 01:37:40.720
I always forget and you can email us at do

2308
01:37:40.720 --> 01:37:42.720
you Even MoviePod at gmail dot com. We love hearing

2309
01:37:42.760 --> 01:37:45.680
from you. We'll be back here next Tuesday talking all

2310
01:37:45.760 --> 01:37:49.359
about the Last Boy Scout. And remember in October we're

2311
01:37:49.399 --> 01:37:53.279
doing five Halloween horror films as a crossover show between

2312
01:37:53.520 --> 01:37:57.039
Weekly Spooky, my other podcast, and do You Even Movie?

2313
01:37:57.119 --> 01:38:00.680
So remember to subscribe if you're on Apple, Podcast, Spotify

2314
01:38:01.119 --> 01:38:03.439
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2315
01:38:03.520 --> 01:38:05.199
It really does help. And if you want to find

2316
01:38:05.239 --> 01:38:07.239
out our Patreon, that's up to you. It's at our

2317
01:38:07.279 --> 01:38:10.279
website Doevemovie dot com. So we will see you next Tuesday,

2318
01:38:10.359 --> 01:38:13.000
my friends. Until then, don't go back to school.

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I am the future. Audios