Sept. 20, 2024

Do You Even Movie? | Class of 1984 (1982)

Do You Even Movie? | Class of 1984 (1982)
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"I am the future!"

We are Back to School & Back in Action for this week's episode as we are covering an ultimate 80s pick! We are traveling to Ontario this week to join Henrique and David for a trip to the school from Hell. A new teacher at a troubled inner-city high school soon ends up clashing with a delinquent punk posse who run the institute with an iron fist in 1982's "Class of 1984" !

Directed by Mark L. Lester and starring Perry King, Timothy Van Patten, and Roddy McDowall. Hear your hosts discuss how this early 80s action thriller has only gotten better on repeat viewings, how many personal favorite films have been directed by Mark Lester, why Roddy McDowall is a the top of his game wielding a pistol in a classroom, what were high schools like after Columbine, plus Henrique and David share more personal stories from their high school days of teachers with inappropriate songs and stolen fireworks from a sleeping teacher?!

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Class of nineteen eighty four.

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E In this school, no teacher can teach them, no

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parents can reach them.

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The future and the future the fucient.

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If they are the future, who will stop them? Class

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of nineteen eighty four, righted r.

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In a world where podcasts reign supreme, Two friends dare

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to ask.

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Do You Even?

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Movie? Hosted by filmmaker Enrique Kuto and movie officionado David Denyer.

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Spoiler alert, Hello, my friends, and welcome back to Do

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You Even?

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Movie?

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I'm, of course your host Enrique Kuto, here with my

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good buddy and co host Double D David Louisdoie. Greetings,

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and we are celebrating a kind of sort of back

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to school month.

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It's gotten a little little mismatch, but you know, the

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last two kind of fit in.

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Well.

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I mean, for the record, why break precedent from Martin maul.

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Dedication, Yeah, exactly one of them. He didn't speak.

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But we are here today. We're going to be talking

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about a film that should really give you all those

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warm and fuzzies about high school if you're me, and

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just make you go if you're date. So I made

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a funny face. It's important to make a funny face.

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And I also want to say humongous thank you to

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everybody who reached out about my birthday, especially because last

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week show aired on my birthday. It was very nice,

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also very bizarre because we recorded that one a bit ahead.

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We did, so I had to be like birthday boy

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for a day and then back to normal for eleven

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days yep, and then back to it. I also want

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to say a big thank you to my buddy Dave

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for arranging all of my friends to come together and

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buy me a SPA day.

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You have a spa Day.

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Yes, I don't even know exactly what that.

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Means, you're going to have one before I've ever had one.

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I just know what they entail for the most part.

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And I also read the description of multiple packages to

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figure out which one was perfect for you.

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Oh so you were like, okay, so Manny Petty all

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in Stone massage Terminator two appreciation stretches, you know, and

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you're like, that's the one, baby.

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I'm so proud of that card. If you only knew

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the struggle that stupid card.

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Well, he made me a Terminator two card, and instead

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of it, there's the old Mexican guy at the end

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of terminator. Terminator one rather one, Yeah, telling Sarah Connor

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there's a store of birthdays are coming, and then on

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the other side just hear.

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Go, I know.

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Pretty solid now, well it was I know on the

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front and on the back was just the storm storm

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that was that was really, it was awesome. I appreciate it.

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It has been a trying year. I got very very

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real on the birthday show, which has only gotten wonderful response.

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I think one of my favorites was my our friend

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Maurice wrote in and said I totally knew it was

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gonna be a pump Master. For all those wrong guesses

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I made that was just to not show off.

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Well, I love Patrick.

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Patrick even said that he thought it was going to

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be a puppet Master really but he didn't know which one.

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Well, it's like that's a that's a pretty good guess.

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Now, you know, people now know my relation to puppet

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Master for and and by the way, puppet Master not

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while it's not our biggest performer on YouTube. As an episode,

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ye got a lot of response because I was right

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nineties kids, Oh yeah, love love puppet Master. Just you know,

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comments like I remember renting it, I remember looking for it,

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I remember this and that yeah, and I blew one

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of our listener's minds because I mentioned that I still

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have my blood splattered blade doll. Yep So, And at

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the end of the show, I will be reading some

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emails which are in reference, at least to some extent

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of my day of birth. Yes, but that all being said,

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I'm doing well. It was a good birthday during a

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hard year. You guys, really the friends out there, are

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the listeners out there, You guys really stepped up for me,

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and I can't say thank you enough. I had kind

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of this sounds so stupid, especially because I'm like, I'm

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like thirty eight. I'm like, I'm knocking on the forty door.

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But I had kind of accepted that that this coming

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birthday was going to not be so great, simply because

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of circumstances.

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Yeah, losing my dogs, all that.

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I don't want to, like, I don't want to do

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the whole world's tiniest violin, but you know, a lot

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of things. And also, unbeknownst to everybody listening, I had

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a horrible experience with one of my ADHD medicines. It

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made me sick as a dog, and then I had

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no ADHD medicine and it it felt like flowers for algernone.

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It did. Oh thanks, No, I mean you said it.

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You're like you were absolutely a mentally challenged man once

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you stopped taking after a lifetime of being misdiagnosed as

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having anxiety and depression, and every anxiety and depression medication

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or therapy not really doing much. The medicines would just

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either make me tired or not do anything. And one

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of the problems was I was exhausted all the time having,

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you know, being and now that I'm being treated for ADHD,

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and I'm trying different medications to find which one is

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the exact perfect one for me. It really when I

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stopped taking it really did feel like flowers for alger

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And all of a sudden, I was like, Okay, back

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to that brain and the little mouse, just the little

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rat just looks at me and squeaks, and then the

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credits roll as I as I'm trying to learn to

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spell my name on a chalkboard.

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Yeah.

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I told my mom on that comparison. I know you did,

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and she was like, what's flowers for Aldrenon? So I

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told her, if you don't know out there, what flowers

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for algrenon is it's one of the saddest. It was

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originally a short story that it became a novel. Yeah,

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I found that. I didn't know about the short story.

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Yeah, nobodycame a TV movie under the title Charterlie, which.

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They showed us in middle school. And it's good. But

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there's an entire psychedelic freak out part there is kind

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of doesn't make any sense.

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It doesn't.

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I mean it does for when it was made, but

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I really loved the story of it. I haven't seen

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the other version. I am going to check it out.

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That's from two thousand.

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Yeah, I didn't know about that one at Yeah, there's a.

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No One out there, but it's about very short version.

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It's about a mentally challenged person who finds out he

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can get a surgery. I'm like cutting out all of

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the interesting stuff and just like you can get a

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surgery that would make him smarter, he gets the surgery

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becomes smarter. I'm sorry if I spoil it. You had

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from nineteen forty to read it.

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This Bodon did this.

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But in the story, he becomes so smart. Yeah, he

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becomes so intell that he starts leading the research on

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the surgery he had and then he's the first one

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to discover that the effects are not permanent. Yeah, so

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he discovers that he's about to become caged in his

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own mind.

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Again, I think they.

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I think in the book Charlie had a seventy four

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IQ something like that, And it's one of two books

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that I read in that they made me read in school.

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I think I loved and it really clicked with me.

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The other one was Inherit the Wind.

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At the Wind. Yeah.

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I can't remember if we read that in freshman year

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or sophomore year, but I know we read it in

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my high school eingos class.

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It was either eighth or ninth grade for me. I'm

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having trouble remembering exactly. No, it was eighth because I

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remember my ninth grade teacher. But anyway, that's this is

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a good segue. But I want to mention that when

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I told Mom the story of Flowers for Algrona, she

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just went, that's terrible. That is a horrible way to feel.

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You don't really feel that way, do you? And I

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was like, no, I don't. I'll just eat my sushi. Yeah,

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there you go, Love you mama. Oh man, you have

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seen the seafood.

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Boil I saw your bib and that made me jealous enough.

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I ate a pound and a half of seafood. The

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best part is I ordered calamara in there. I got

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crabs legs, and I got lobster lobster tail, and I

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got klamaray.

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Yeah.

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Well, they didn't have klamari at the place I went

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to the last time, so this is my first time

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getting it there. And it was straight up little squids.

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It wasn't it wasn't like diced up or anything. Well,

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it's not that most appetizing thing to look at, but

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at first, at first I looked at it, I was like, whoa,

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I'll probably I'll try it.

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I guess.

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I took one bite. It was It was the most

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tender calamaria I've ever tasted. And then I just sat

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there eating those while my mom was just like how

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do you how how do you Well, she's eating her shrimp,

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She's like, how do you?

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What are you?

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And I'm like, you made me on this day? So anyway,

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but no, very good birthday and and yeah, so speaking

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of school, school, we have one of the ultimate feel

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good coming of age high school drama Boy Do We

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And it's a little film by the name of class

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of nineteen eighty four, ironically in nineteen eighty two.

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Nineteen eighty two, That is correct.

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And this is one that I've always enjoyed. Yeah, but

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another one of those. I know when you first watched it,

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you had a very different experience with me.

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Absolutely, But when I first.

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Watched it, thought, damn pretty good. And then when I

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revisited it, like at like twenty six to twenty seven

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or whatever, we watched it.

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We watched it.

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We watched it with one of our Eastern Marathon themes

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we had class nineteen eighty four and there for like

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I think the theme was survival that year.

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Oh okay, and then Joe Bob showed it, yes, which

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was awesome, awesome to have it on the last drive in.

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But yeah, so I but I've grown to appreciate it

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immensely as time goes on. So uh, I mean, I

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think that's about enough.

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Ado Okay, Well, and let's get into it.

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They did notice that on a couple on our It

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was on our Mister Mom episode on YouTube. Somebody commented

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and just said, like, here's the timestamp for when they

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start talking about the movie. It was like twenty one minutes,

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and I was like, you know, I'm not even mad.

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That's fair, that's fair. Yeah, So David, let's do yach

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give us the deats.

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So Class of ninety eighty four from nineteen eighty two,

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one hour and thirty eight minutes, rated R and our

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director in. One of the writers on the film is

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Mark L.

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Lester.

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Now you may know that name, but you may not

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know why. Well I'm gonna tell you why. So we

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start with seventy one. His first directorial was Twilight of

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the Mayas. He goes to do Steel Arena, which he

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is the writer, director and produce on in seventy three,

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Truck Stop Woman in seventy four, which he is also writer,

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director and producer on White House, Madness in seventy five,

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Stunts in seventy seven, Gold of the Amazon in seventy nine,

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Roller Boogie in seventy nine, Goddamn Right, Class of nineteen

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eighty four in eighty two, which he is the screenplay

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has the screenplay on as well as directs. Then he

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goes to shoot Firestarter in eighty four, Commando in eighty five.

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Is it did fire Starter with that? I didn't know

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that one?

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Okay, So he does fire Starting eighty four, Commando in

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eighty five, Armed and Dangerous in eighty six, Class of

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nineteen ninety nine. In nineteen ninety he gets the story

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credit on show Down a Little Tokyo in ninety one.

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He's the director and producer on Extreme Justice in nineteen

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ninety three.

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Yes, I am a very big lover of Mark Lester.

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I'm Facebook friends with them. That's awesome, followed by still

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active sure to this day, very active in the film business.

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Hell yeah. Followed by in nineteen ninety five he does

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a little film called Night of the Running Man God.

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Two of my favorite underappreciated nineties action movies.

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Yeah are Mark Lester's. Yes they are.

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Then he goes to do Public Enemies in nineteen ninety six,

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The X in ninety six, Double Take in ninety seven,

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The Base in ninety nine.

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Hitman's Run in ninety nine. Remember that terrible Eric Roberts

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movie we watched, Yeah, that one great, It was not.

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I don't really remember much.

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Sometimes I think when I think back to that movie,

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I think that they had like after the slate of

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movies they had produced were done. Yeah, they were like,

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all right, we got like one hundred and five grand

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left and I found this script under a sandwich in

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my office. Yep, that sounds about right, So let's go

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for It's still fun. But it's it's it's fine, it's

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it's all of the problems that a cheap action movie has.

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That movie is the example.

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The Blowback in two thousand, Sacrifice in two thousand, Guiltiest

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Charge in two thousand, Stealing Candy. He is writer, director,

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and producer on in two thousand and three, Tara Dactyl

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in two thousand and five, Groupie in twenty ten, Besidon

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Rex in twenty thirteen. One thing I did want to

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point out, though, that I found going through his resume

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executive producer on Toby Hooper's The Funhouse in eighty one.

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Yes, he produced a lot of stuff, a lot of

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interesting stuff. I believe, I don't quote me on this

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one hundred percent, but I believe at some point he

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was in some way. He was hooked up initially with Trimark, yeah, Vidmark, Trimark,

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and then I think he ended up kind of parlaying

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that into working with cinatel on a ton of action

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movies as well. Yeah, which is why he just keeps

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working and working and working.

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So moving on, down to our writer. We have the

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infamous Tom Holland. No, not that Tom Holland, No, no, no,

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the spider Man Tom Honk. So I have mostly focused

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on his writing credits for this one because his writing

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resume is really impressive.

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Well, he started as a writer. Yeah, you guys may

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know him as the director of Child's Play.

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And so he gets to start in seventy eight writing

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the story for the initiation of Sarah.

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The TV movie, which movie super worth watching.

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Then he does the Beast Within screenplay in nineteen eighty two,

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which was based off a novel.

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Yeah, I remember it being a book for this.

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Then he does Class in nineteen eighty four and eighty two.

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He does the story credit for that Psycho two in

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eighty three, Cloak and Dagger in eighty four, Scream for

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Help in eighty four.

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Which thank you so much to my friend Sharon Shannon.

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I'm so sorry that movie is Shane got me the

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Blue for my birthday.

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If you have not seen Scream for Help, the opening

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line is is basically the main character saying that she's

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afraid that her stepfather is going to kill her, and

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then we just go into a wild home.

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Oh we watched that together, and our jaws were like

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on the floor. Half the film, you.

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Think you know what the movie's gonna be, and then

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the like, I think it's like the halfway point, it

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turns into a home invasion, then it turns into an

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erotic thriller.

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Yeah, it's accurate.

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Nuts So Scream for Help in eighty four. Then he

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directs and has a credit on Fright Night in eighty five,

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Fright Nite two, and eighty eight. He gets a character

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credit for Child's Play in eighty eight. He gets directing

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on Tales from the Crypt episode in nineteen ninety, The

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Langelers in ninety five. He has the teleplay for Thinner.

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In ninety six, he does the screenplay for the initiation

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of Sarah remaking O six. He gets story credit for

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Fright Night remake in two thousand and one or twenty eleven,

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he gets credit for his story and characters, and then

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Tom Holland's Twisted Tales in twenty fourteen, Child's Play remake

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twenty nineteen.

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Because he gets a based on credit for his work.

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Yeah, and Tom Holland, Yeah, he's been a very He's

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definitely gotten more appreciation now. Yeah, he's kind of an

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unsung hero. But people, there are two kinds of people

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in this world.

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Go on.

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There are people who love Psycho two and there are

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people who lie.

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That's fair.

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Do you even move? He will be right back, welcome

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back to do you even movie?

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I challenge you find a sequel that far out, far

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far out from the original original with none of the

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original writing, writers and directors involved. Yeah, that is that solid.

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I will I'll go on that and say, I think

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Psycho one, two, three, and four are a lot of fun.

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I think three is probably the weakest of the series.

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Wrong, what, No, You're right, Okay, I love it though.

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Because I think four gets a lot of hate that

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is not deserved at all.

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Well, first of all, poor Mickey Garrison. Yeah no, but no,

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first of all, it was a made for showtime sequel,

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so that's gonna get it some hate because you're talking

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about the fourth sequel to one of the most iconic

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horror films of all time. Yeah, Alfred Hitchcock Psycho. Perhaps

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you've heard of it. But the reason I was I

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jokingly said, like, no, you're wrong about three is because

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three two, like really does a great job of kind

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of updating everything. It's it's it's not exactly like Hitchcock

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would have done it. The character is very honest. It's

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very much a perfect sequel. Three is when they're like,

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all right, now it's time to have some fun with Norman.

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Yeah.

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Well it's not just a straanp slasher. It's like a

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frigging late eighties as Sine slasher, and in the best way.

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So but I think that, I mean mc garris's Psycho

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four is another one that has really gained appreciation as

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time has gone on. Yeah, but that initially a lot

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of people didn't love it. So when I was a

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young man, that was on cable a lot, well because

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it was a cable movie. Yeah, and I didn't know

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which Psycho it was fair, I just knew it was

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a continuation of Psycho. There was a period of time

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when I was very young where I thought that was

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part two because I just I just because the other

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ones were not constantly.

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On the air anymore. Sense.

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So I have a very soft spot for Psycho four.

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I mean, I do understand.

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And going back to Mickey Garris, he has talked about

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it on his podcast and he did say that like

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the biggest issue he had was getting close with Tony

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Perkins basically because he was supposed to direct it, and then.

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He gets a job because he directed the third one. Yeah,

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so they promised him the fourth one, yeah, and then

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fired him, but not as the star. Yeah, there are

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a few stories like that. It's Fred Raised finishing directing

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Zombie Death House. Yeah, because the director was John Saxon. Yeah,

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and then John Saxon got fired as the director but

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was still the star of the film.

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Jeez. Yeah, Zombie Deathhouse. I forgot about Zombie Death House.

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I mean a lot of people did.

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Yeah, that's fair. Moving on to our final writer, we

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have John C. W. Saxton.

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He gets his writing credit in seventy three with Across

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This Land with Stomping Tom Connors. Then he has ilsa

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She Wolf of the SS and seventy five. He's the

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writer on Really Yes, Blackout in seventy eight, followed by

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The Great Detective in seventy nine, Title Shot in seventy nine.

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Then in eighty one.

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He does a little movie called Happy Birthday to Me. Yeah,

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he's so he's one of the writers on Happy Birthday.

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That's one of those movies that really that in April

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Fool's Day, they really scratched that that post Friday the thirteenth,

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but not Friday the thirteenth.

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Itch No, And then he finishes off from his career

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what I could see with class in nineteen eighty four

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and eighty two. Moving on down to our cinematographer, we

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have Albert J.

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Dunk.

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He gets his start as an assistant camera and camera

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operator in nineteen seventy with doctor Frankenstein on campus.

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Never heard of it, but I'm.

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Not familiar, But now I want to know Caged.

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Men in seventy one, Across the Lamb with stomping Tom

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Connors in seventy three, Black Christmas in seventy four, and

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it just so happens. In Black Christmas, he plays a

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character by the name of Billy.

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He's the voice of Billy is the voice as well?

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Yeah he is the voice. Yes, so he's the voice

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on that weird commentary track.

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So Billy from Black Christmas shot Class of Night to

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eighty four. Did he shoot Black Christmas?

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No?

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Well, oh wait no, no, he totally he did assistant

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camera on Oh well.

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Yeah, well, and it totally makes sense. Canada Class of

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nineteen four Canada y Black Cress. So he would have

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been in that circle of like people you'd bring on,

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but that I would love to hear the story of

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how I was. Like, So I'm assistant cameraing and and

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Bob Clark walks by, you know, drinking a hot toddy

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and goes, wow, you sound like a pervert.

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So he does Black Christmas is seventy four, followed by

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Police Surgeon in seventy five, Police Surgeon, Police Surgeon, What

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Breaking Point in seventy six, Meatballs in seventy nine, if

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you could see what I hear in eighty two, and

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mcgarrison Sleepwalkers in ninety two. That's when he's doing assistant

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camera and Camera Operator. He doesn't become a DP until

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seventy nine with Klondike Fever. Then he shoots Hank Williams

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the show he Never Gave in nineteen eighty, Cagney and

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Lacy in eighty one, The Incubus in eighty one, which

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gets him the job for Class of nineteen eighty four.

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Oh wow o yeah, and.

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That happens in eighty two, followed by High Point in

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eighty two. Perry Mason returns in eighty five. Fight for Life,

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not fight for your life, Fight for life.

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I was excited for a Second There.

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Eighty seven, followed by Murphy's Law in eighty eight. Not

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that Murphy's Law.

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It's a TV show. Excited again, I Know.

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Passionate Paradise in eighty nine, Richmond Single Woman in nineteen ninety,

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Murder Time seven in nineteen ninety, I Still Dream of

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Genie in ninety one, Moment of Truth, Broken Pledges in

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ninety four, flash Fire Forever Night a Walton Easter, My

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Date with the President's Daughter in ninete ninety eight, the

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Disney movie.

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Did you ever see that? No? Oh god? It so

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it has a theme song that's like My Date with

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the President's Daughter. Well, that would make sense playing through

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the movie, and that's it.

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It'd be weird about a song that was just that

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was just like Superman too Superman Too Man, The Quest.

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For a Piece, followed by The Inspectors in nineteen ninety eight,

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Traders in ninety eight, Family of Cops three, Under Suspicion

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in two thousand.

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Finally Some Cinema for those who don't know God, that

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was Charlie Bronson's last big series retirements. Yeah, was it

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a TV movie movie?

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Yeah, there's like four of them.

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They're they're very they're all right. They're very talky, they're

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family friendly.

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They've been described to me as Hallmark cop.

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Yeah, that's a great way to put it. Yeah, yeah,

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they're they're fun enough. I mean, if you're if you're like,

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you know, on a couch and you've decided that and

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if you're on I was about say in the power

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went up, But then, how would you watch a movie

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if you're on a couch and you have to eat

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ice cream before it melts? Yeah, put on those movies

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and just on the couch on a Sunday afternoon.

471
00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:19.680
So that he does the Happy Face Murders of Night

472
00:21:19.720 --> 00:21:21.240
to Nit Night, which I want to stop for a second.

473
00:21:21.279 --> 00:21:21.920
So you know, I'm a.

474
00:21:21.960 --> 00:21:27.200
Huge Lifetime uh fiend. Basically, I wonder how that happened. Yeah,

475
00:21:27.279 --> 00:21:28.960
crazy right. I mean I've always been one since my

476
00:21:28.960 --> 00:21:30.000
mom was watching it growing up.

477
00:21:30.000 --> 00:21:31.519
But anyway, you're not supposed to admit to that.

478
00:21:31.759 --> 00:21:34.920
That's fine. I was doing the same thing. But uh so, I.

479
00:21:35.400 --> 00:21:38.039
Uh about a year ago I recorded the Happy Face

480
00:21:38.160 --> 00:21:41.880
Murder that Lifetime did with David Rcatt. Oh okay, this

481
00:21:41.960 --> 00:21:44.559
ties back into into Class ninety four real quick, because

482
00:21:44.880 --> 00:21:47.000
right when he becomes a serial killer in that movie,

483
00:21:47.000 --> 00:21:49.200
when he does his first murder. They decided to put

484
00:21:49.440 --> 00:21:53.359
No More Mister Nice Guys the soundtrack, of course, not

485
00:21:53.400 --> 00:21:54.240
Alice Cooper's version.

486
00:21:54.240 --> 00:21:56.480
It's a cover, but still, oh so it's good.

487
00:21:56.799 --> 00:21:59.960
Fuck you Daves, Mad Daves, Happy Face.

488
00:21:59.839 --> 00:22:00.960
Murder in nineteen ninety nine.

489
00:22:01.039 --> 00:22:03.079
Then he does Must Be Santa ninety nine as well,

490
00:22:03.079 --> 00:22:05.599
The Inspectors to a Shred of Evidence two thousand, Mail

491
00:22:05.680 --> 00:22:07.279
to the Chief in two thousand.

492
00:22:07.000 --> 00:22:09.160
Which I love that title, Mail to the Chief Disney

493
00:22:09.240 --> 00:22:09.680
Channel Movies.

494
00:22:09.720 --> 00:22:11.559
This dude made a killing because then he does the

495
00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:14.440
Pooch and the Popper in two thousand, The Paradise Virus

496
00:22:14.480 --> 00:22:15.079
in two thousand and three.

497
00:22:15.119 --> 00:22:15.920
I don't think that's.

498
00:22:15.720 --> 00:22:19.279
A that sounds it sounds fun and light.

499
00:22:19.440 --> 00:22:22.119
One Last Dance two thousand and three, Street Time, Anonymous

500
00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:23.200
Rex in two thousand and four.

501
00:22:24.440 --> 00:22:25.920
Are you serious? I'm dead serious.

502
00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:28.599
The Angry video game Me NERD did a whole thing

503
00:22:28.599 --> 00:22:28.960
about that.

504
00:22:29.039 --> 00:22:29.559
Yeah he did.

505
00:22:29.759 --> 00:22:32.039
Then he does like Mike two Street Ball in two

506
00:22:32.079 --> 00:22:34.799
thousand and six. Okay, he shoots the kill point in

507
00:22:34.799 --> 00:22:36.720
two thousand and seven, and then in two thousand and nine,

508
00:22:36.839 --> 00:22:38.839
Doctor Doolittle million Dollar months.

509
00:22:39.920 --> 00:22:41.079
Didn't even know that existed.

510
00:22:41.240 --> 00:22:44.279
What a career though, I mean for though, like yeah, uh,

511
00:22:44.759 --> 00:22:47.240
to be working all that time, and to do such

512
00:22:47.319 --> 00:22:49.680
a varied amount of work and to not have a

513
00:22:49.680 --> 00:22:51.599
shortage of work for quite for it to be a.

514
00:22:51.559 --> 00:22:53.359
Billion black fucking Christmas.

515
00:22:54.279 --> 00:22:56.240
I mean, I'm sure that was at the top of

516
00:22:56.240 --> 00:22:56.680
his resume.

517
00:22:56.839 --> 00:22:57.519
I'm sure it was.

518
00:22:57.920 --> 00:22:59.839
So Moving down to arrive to be synopsis, we have

519
00:23:00.079 --> 00:23:02.240
a new teacher at a troubled inner city high school

520
00:23:02.400 --> 00:23:04.880
ends up clashing with a delinquent punk posse who run

521
00:23:04.920 --> 00:23:06.440
the institute with an iron fist.

522
00:23:07.599 --> 00:23:11.319
I mean that sounds right my synopsis.

523
00:23:11.519 --> 00:23:13.839
When Andrew Norris comes to Lincoln High as a new teacher,

524
00:23:13.880 --> 00:23:15.279
he is quick to find out that the school is

525
00:23:15.359 --> 00:23:18.640
ran by a charismatic and psychotic Peter Stegman and his

526
00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:22.480
gang of chraze followers, whom he wages war with a.

527
00:23:22.440 --> 00:23:25.359
Little wordy but good, A little I think you didn't

528
00:23:25.400 --> 00:23:25.799
need the name.

529
00:23:26.039 --> 00:23:27.839
That probably not Yeah, that's all. That was good.

530
00:23:27.880 --> 00:23:29.960
That was a good one. That was no applause this time,

531
00:23:30.240 --> 00:23:32.279
fair because I couldn't find it in time.

532
00:23:32.640 --> 00:23:35.920
But so, moving down to our cast, we have Perry King,

533
00:23:35.960 --> 00:23:37.640
who plays Andrew Norris in this film one hundred and

534
00:23:37.640 --> 00:23:38.599
three credits on his resume.

535
00:23:38.640 --> 00:23:40.160
By the way, Holy crap.

536
00:23:40.440 --> 00:23:42.920
He gets to start in nineteen seventy two with Slaughterhouse five.

537
00:23:43.279 --> 00:23:45.920
The Posession of Joel Delaney in seventy two, a very

538
00:23:45.960 --> 00:23:48.559
weird horssion, Possession of Joel Delaney.

539
00:23:48.920 --> 00:23:51.359
I probably put the two together, That's okay.

540
00:23:51.559 --> 00:23:54.000
I just for a second, I was like, I honestly,

541
00:23:54.000 --> 00:23:56.799
I was like, which word is I mean, like, is

542
00:23:56.839 --> 00:23:58.640
it is there a different word than possession or is

543
00:23:58.640 --> 00:23:59.559
he trying to say possession?

544
00:23:59.680 --> 00:24:01.200
Yeah, Possession of Joe Delaney.

545
00:24:01.240 --> 00:24:04.200
That was a movie that I became aware of because

546
00:24:04.200 --> 00:24:06.400
I've talked about it, I think on the show before

547
00:24:06.480 --> 00:24:08.359
about that horror book that we had the Junior High

548
00:24:08.359 --> 00:24:10.400
that had a bunch of like older movies in it

549
00:24:10.680 --> 00:24:12.960
that I looked through, and that was one that was mentioned.

550
00:24:12.960 --> 00:24:14.880
So for years I had tried to track it down,

551
00:24:14.960 --> 00:24:18.880
and right when I got into Facebook horror groups with

552
00:24:18.920 --> 00:24:21.720
like trading media and movies and whatnot, somebody had it

553
00:24:21.720 --> 00:24:25.279
and I got it. Weird fucking movie, very weird fucking movie.

554
00:24:25.720 --> 00:24:27.000
I would expect nothing less.

555
00:24:27.039 --> 00:24:31.000
Yeah, Medical Center in seventy three, Lords of Flash, Flatbush

556
00:24:31.000 --> 00:24:33.200
in seventy four, Hawaii five ozh and seventy four, The

557
00:24:33.240 --> 00:24:37.279
Wild Party, Mandingo, Lipstick in seventy six, Bad in seventy seven,

558
00:24:37.400 --> 00:24:39.599
The Choir Boys in seventy seven, A Different Story in

559
00:24:39.640 --> 00:24:43.960
seventy eight, Search and Destroy the Cracker Factory in seventy nine.

560
00:24:44.160 --> 00:24:45.079
I've not seen that one.

561
00:24:45.079 --> 00:24:46.319
I have not even heard of that one.

562
00:24:46.559 --> 00:24:49.079
City in Fear in nineteen eighty Golden Gate eighty one

563
00:24:49.240 --> 00:24:51.680
Star Wars original radio drama. He's the voice of Han

564
00:24:51.720 --> 00:24:54.880
Solo on all the original Star Wars radio dramas.

565
00:24:55.160 --> 00:24:56.680
I did not even know there were Star Wars.

566
00:24:56.720 --> 00:24:58.720
I didn't neither, but yeah, he literally is in a

567
00:24:58.759 --> 00:25:01.960
new Hope. Empire strikes back, Return of the Jedi as

568
00:25:01.960 --> 00:25:04.759
we pass upon Solo. Then he does a Class of

569
00:25:04.839 --> 00:25:07.559
nineteen eighty four and eighty two, The Clairvoyant eighty two,

570
00:25:07.759 --> 00:25:10.680
Helen Keller, The Miracle Continues in eighty four, Riptide in

571
00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:11.160
eighty four.

572
00:25:11.279 --> 00:25:14.599
They did a sequel to Helen Keller. They did Thank God,

573
00:25:14.720 --> 00:25:16.160
Love Show Business.

574
00:25:16.359 --> 00:25:18.920
Easy Street in eighty seven, Perfect People in eighty eight,

575
00:25:18.960 --> 00:25:21.519
Shakedown on Sunset Strip in eighty eight, The Hitchhiker series

576
00:25:21.519 --> 00:25:24.359
in eighty nine. Only one survived. In nineteen ninety Switch

577
00:25:24.440 --> 00:25:26.000
Jimmy Smitz in nineteen eighty one.

578
00:25:26.440 --> 00:25:28.039
I love that movie so good.

579
00:25:28.319 --> 00:25:29.960
Crying the Nine in ninety two, A Tales in the

580
00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:32.200
Crypt episode in ninety three, Outer Limits in ninety five.

581
00:25:32.680 --> 00:25:34.599
Most recently, and by I say most recently in the

582
00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:36.559
last ten years, he was on Will and Grace and

583
00:25:37.240 --> 00:25:39.799
twenty years I guess Will and Grace and Spin City.

584
00:25:39.640 --> 00:25:41.200
Or the like two of his big getting old Hu

585
00:25:42.319 --> 00:25:42.759
shut Up.

586
00:25:43.880 --> 00:25:45.680
Moving down the list, we have Timothy Van Patten, who

587
00:25:45.680 --> 00:25:48.480
plays Peter Stegman in the film. He started on Eight

588
00:25:48.559 --> 00:25:51.279
Is Enough in nineteen seventy eight, Three two one, Contact

589
00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:53.680
in eighty Insight in eighty one, The White Shadow in

590
00:25:53.720 --> 00:25:57.079
eighty one, High Power, Hot Powder in eighty two, Class

591
00:25:57.079 --> 00:25:59.319
in nineteen eighty four and eighty two, California Cowboys in

592
00:25:59.359 --> 00:26:02.920
eighty three, The Master in eighty four, Saint Elsewhere, Zone Troopers,

593
00:26:03.079 --> 00:26:06.519
Night Heat, The Wrong Guys Catacombs, True Blue in nineteen

594
00:26:06.559 --> 00:26:08.799
eighty nine. He also became a director in the nineties

595
00:26:08.839 --> 00:26:11.759
with Home Fries in ninety two, The Visitor in ninety eight,

596
00:26:12.039 --> 00:26:15.759
The Sentinel in ninety six, In Ny Undercover in ninety seven,

597
00:26:16.119 --> 00:26:18.480
Homicide Life on the Street in ninety five, Now and

598
00:26:18.519 --> 00:26:21.240
again in ninety nine, Touched by An Angel two thousand,

599
00:26:21.640 --> 00:26:23.799
ed Keen Eddie, Sex and the City, episodes of two

600
00:26:23.839 --> 00:26:27.079
thousand and three, The Wire, Deadwood, Into the West, Rome,

601
00:26:27.160 --> 00:26:31.240
The Sopranos, The Pacific Game of Thrones, Boardwalk, Empire, Black Near,

602
00:26:31.359 --> 00:26:34.039
Perry Mason, Masters of the Air, and even Franklin in

603
00:26:34.039 --> 00:26:34.720
twenty twenty four.

604
00:26:35.480 --> 00:26:36.720
I like it, you were like, and then he moves

605
00:26:36.759 --> 00:26:40.519
into directing, and then you're like I was in the nineties.

606
00:26:40.559 --> 00:26:42.599
I'm expecting, like, so he did a couple. No, he's

607
00:26:42.640 --> 00:26:46.440
become like a he's very sought after major director in television.

608
00:26:46.039 --> 00:26:46.839
Television especially.

609
00:26:46.920 --> 00:26:49.480
Yeah, and then going down to wrap us up is

610
00:26:49.640 --> 00:26:51.400
Roddy McDowell, who we talked about, of course on our

611
00:26:51.400 --> 00:26:53.000
Dead of Winter episode, Just to give you some highlights

612
00:26:53.000 --> 00:26:54.960
of his career, because everybody knows Roddy McDowell.

613
00:26:54.680 --> 00:26:55.559
By this point they should.

614
00:26:55.799 --> 00:26:57.519
Planet of the Apes and sixty eight, Bed Knobs and

615
00:26:57.519 --> 00:27:00.279
Brooms six seventy nine, Poside Adventure seventy two, The Legend

616
00:27:00.279 --> 00:27:02.839
of Hell House seventy three, Arnold seventy three, The Black Hole,

617
00:27:02.880 --> 00:27:05.039
Class in nineteen eighty four, Fright Night in eighty five,

618
00:27:05.079 --> 00:27:08.160
Dead of Winter in eighty seven, Overboard eighty seven Fright Night,

619
00:27:08.200 --> 00:27:11.400
Part two, Cutting Class and Shakma.

620
00:27:12.759 --> 00:27:17.039
I still think Jesus, if you would just listen to me,

621
00:27:17.839 --> 00:27:19.640
I can help you find the.

622
00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:22.279
Love of your life. I'm not getting a Shakma tattoo.

623
00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:23.119
It's not happening.

624
00:27:23.200 --> 00:27:26.119
Let's let the audience in me. Let's want the audience.

625
00:27:26.119 --> 00:27:27.640
I want to see what you guys think. So here,

626
00:27:28.119 --> 00:27:34.960
here's my theory. Everybody David his luck with women mileage varies.

627
00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:37.759
Let's say it that way. That's the way I'll say it.

628
00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:40.440
Yeah, I bet it. We'll So.

629
00:27:40.680 --> 00:27:44.599
I told Dave, Hey, we both stop.

630
00:27:44.440 --> 00:27:44.880
For a second.

631
00:27:44.920 --> 00:27:47.599
You told me this like seven eight years ago. Like

632
00:27:47.640 --> 00:27:50.279
this has been early in our friendship about the Shakma tattoo.

633
00:27:50.599 --> 00:27:54.880
Little has changed, Yes, so continue continue.

634
00:27:55.359 --> 00:27:58.680
So I like how we've been friends so long. Dave's like, oh,

635
00:27:58.720 --> 00:27:59.400
you're gonna hang me.

636
00:27:59.440 --> 00:28:00.519
Here's some more. Yeah.

637
00:28:00.559 --> 00:28:07.200
Basically, So, Chakma is this awesomely weird, bizarre, kind of

638
00:28:07.240 --> 00:28:09.599
bad movie about a killer baboon.

639
00:28:09.680 --> 00:28:12.720
Yes, during a game of D and D. So good.

640
00:28:12.799 --> 00:28:14.839
It's so good, you guys. If you haven't seen Shakma,

641
00:28:15.079 --> 00:28:18.160
see it. But it and it's cursed by the terrible

642
00:28:18.160 --> 00:28:20.000
title Chakma, which most people don't know is a type

643
00:28:20.000 --> 00:28:24.279
of baboon. So I tell David Wells, you like Shakma.

644
00:28:24.680 --> 00:28:27.480
Chakma is a cool movie that a lot of people

645
00:28:27.559 --> 00:28:32.319
don't know. Get a Chakma tattoo somewhere on your body,

646
00:28:32.559 --> 00:28:35.559
not nothing like on your face or something, but a tattoo.

647
00:28:35.920 --> 00:28:39.119
And then when you're out and about in life, just

648
00:28:39.240 --> 00:28:43.440
doing your thing, if you run into a woman who goes,

649
00:28:43.559 --> 00:28:48.400
oh my god, I love your Chakma tattoo, da.

650
00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:54.839
Vid marker trimark. I think that that would be the

651
00:28:54.880 --> 00:28:55.240
way to.

652
00:28:55.640 --> 00:28:58.119
You should get a vidmark tattoo and then have that

653
00:28:58.200 --> 00:29:01.359
crossed out and then trymark are put under it and

654
00:29:01.400 --> 00:29:05.160
then cross down, then artisers and then cross the day.

655
00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:09.160
It just keeps going. God, we're such fucking nerds.

656
00:29:09.240 --> 00:29:09.799
I'm aware.

657
00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:22.839
Do You Even movie will be right back, welcome back

658
00:29:22.880 --> 00:29:24.119
to Do You Even?

659
00:29:24.240 --> 00:29:26.039
Movie?

660
00:29:29.559 --> 00:29:31.920
Uh So, As of this recording, Class of nineteen eighty

661
00:29:31.920 --> 00:29:36.319
four is available on AMC Plus, Free V, Peacock, Plex, Pluto,

662
00:29:36.400 --> 00:29:36.960
and Prime.

663
00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:40.200
It's very easy to get a hold of and absolutely

664
00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:41.319
worth your time.

665
00:29:41.400 --> 00:29:43.680
Absolutely out of doubt. So what was your first time

666
00:29:43.720 --> 00:29:45.240
watching Class of nineteen eighty four?

667
00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:47.720
So there was a video store here in Dayton, right

668
00:29:47.759 --> 00:29:52.200
when I turned eighteen, called Precinct thirteen Video and they

669
00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:54.279
had a ton of movies to rent, and the owner

670
00:29:54.440 --> 00:29:59.079
was a big, big cinema cinema file. So I would

671
00:29:59.160 --> 00:30:02.640
go in and I wouldn't know what to rent. I'd

672
00:30:02.680 --> 00:30:05.319
rent everything I had wanted to see, so I would

673
00:30:05.359 --> 00:30:08.839
just start taking recommendations from the owner. Yeah, and one

674
00:30:08.920 --> 00:30:11.119
night he recommended Class of nineteen eighty four. He said

675
00:30:11.119 --> 00:30:12.839
it was like it was like one of the ultimate

676
00:30:13.039 --> 00:30:16.480
nineteen eighties movies. So I took it home. I was

677
00:30:17.240 --> 00:30:22.359
aghast by how violent and mean spirited, and I thought

678
00:30:22.359 --> 00:30:25.119
it was fine. But then years later, when we revisited it,

679
00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:28.319
I could not believe how much I loved it, how

680
00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:33.160
great the performances are, and just how ballsy of a

681
00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:35.559
concept it was. Although I think that, and I'll talk

682
00:30:35.599 --> 00:30:37.839
about this more later, I think that the concept isn't

683
00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:40.720
that surprising. Yeah, when you look at what the nineteen

684
00:30:40.759 --> 00:30:45.599
seventies were like, especially in America, and yeah, I think

685
00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:47.319
a lot of it kind of rings true in a

686
00:30:47.319 --> 00:30:47.920
bizarre way.

687
00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:49.759
There might be some trivia with that towards the end.

688
00:30:49.960 --> 00:30:54.720
Oh well, Hell's bells and taco shells. But what about

689
00:30:54.759 --> 00:30:56.920
you double D tell us all about how you watched

690
00:30:56.920 --> 00:30:58.039
it wrong the first set.

691
00:30:58.119 --> 00:30:59.720
Oh yeah.

692
00:30:59.119 --> 00:31:03.079
I found out about this movie simply because I got

693
00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:06.400
really big into Shouts Scream Factory Line when I was

694
00:31:06.440 --> 00:31:08.680
working at FYE, because that was really about the time

695
00:31:08.759 --> 00:31:10.480
that they launched it, and now also the time I

696
00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:15.279
got into Blu Rays, which would have been circa two thousand,

697
00:31:15.680 --> 00:31:18.319
well it would have been two thousand and twelve or thirteen,

698
00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:21.279
I think, And I found out about this movie just

699
00:31:21.279 --> 00:31:22.680
because of that cover they released, and I was like,

700
00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:25.359
this looks awesome. So I obtained a copy of it

701
00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:30.079
and I watched it, and I was not into it.

702
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:32.000
I don't know what it was like, it was, it

703
00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:34.279
was fine. I was excited to watch it. I think

704
00:31:34.319 --> 00:31:36.640
even posted on Facebook about it, because not even like

705
00:31:36.640 --> 00:31:38.400
a day later, my buddy Austin called me and he's like,

706
00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:40.319
what'd you think of that movie? Because I like, if

707
00:31:40.359 --> 00:31:41.400
it's a good on my check it out. And I

708
00:31:41.480 --> 00:31:44.359
was like, it's okay, like it's got some crazy moments.

709
00:31:44.359 --> 00:31:46.000
And I started describing it to him, and I remember

710
00:31:46.400 --> 00:31:49.440
I got to the point of mcdow's car crash and

711
00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:52.960
he's like, honestly, David, like this sounds fucking awesome. I

712
00:31:53.079 --> 00:31:55.160
don't know, like it sounds like you actually liked it,

713
00:31:55.200 --> 00:31:56.519
but you just don't want to admit it. And I

714
00:31:56.559 --> 00:31:58.599
was like, I don't know, man, like I just maybe

715
00:31:58.599 --> 00:32:01.039
I just need to watch it again. Fast forward about

716
00:32:01.039 --> 00:32:03.559
a year year or so later, I in a trade.

717
00:32:03.559 --> 00:32:05.359
I ended up getting Class ninety to four blue ray

718
00:32:05.720 --> 00:32:07.680
with I think was Dark Man and Cross Space. So

719
00:32:07.720 --> 00:32:09.440
it was I got those three together in one trade,

720
00:32:09.480 --> 00:32:11.720
which is awesome. And I watched it again and I

721
00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:13.319
was just like, yeah, I'm a fucking idiot. This movie

722
00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:15.680
of rules. Also, it opens with the n Alice Cooper song.

723
00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:17.880
So the fact that I didn't like it even more

724
00:32:17.920 --> 00:32:19.160
so then made me upset.

725
00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:23.559
Well, I do have a theory, okay as to why

726
00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:26.599
you didn't like it. Yeah, the only having known you

727
00:32:26.640 --> 00:32:29.519
for over a decade, been good friends for over a

728
00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:32.799
decade or just about a decade whatever, Yeah, I think

729
00:32:32.839 --> 00:32:36.799
you had diarrhea that day. It's possible, just based on like,

730
00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:39.279
I know how I know you, and I know.

731
00:32:39.519 --> 00:32:41.720
The amount of movies in our friendship that we've have

732
00:32:41.880 --> 00:32:44.279
that that I've come around on that you were just like,

733
00:32:44.359 --> 00:32:46.880
I think you are just wrong. And here's why we're

734
00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:47.640
gonna watch it again?

735
00:32:47.720 --> 00:32:50.200
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's it's funny because like when

736
00:32:50.200 --> 00:32:53.599
it's a movie that's that's like very arguably good, I'll

737
00:32:53.640 --> 00:32:56.319
be like, fuck you, you don't even know when it's like,

738
00:32:56.359 --> 00:32:58.599
when you say that about it, I'm like, uh no,

739
00:32:58.720 --> 00:33:00.440
that's just a really good movie. Game we need to

740
00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:02.279
rewatch it. Yeah, that was one of them.

741
00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:03.920
But I don't know.

742
00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:06.359
I mean, I've watched movies in the wrong mindset, in

743
00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:07.680
the wrong mood. Yeah as well.

744
00:33:07.759 --> 00:33:10.559
I don't know if if I was just expecting something

745
00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:13.119
different or if it was so fucking crazy it almost

746
00:33:13.160 --> 00:33:15.839
shell shock me. Like I have no idea, but yeah,

747
00:33:16.039 --> 00:33:18.200
now I absolutely fucking love this movie.

748
00:33:18.799 --> 00:33:21.400
Angry Bowels. Angry Bowels, Anger Bowels sounds correct. So you're

749
00:33:21.400 --> 00:33:23.480
ready to get into the movie? Hell yeah.

750
00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:26.519
So we open with some on screen text that says,

751
00:33:26.799 --> 00:33:30.799
last year, there were twenty eight hundred, twenty eight two

752
00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:33.759
hundred and eighty thousand incidents of violence by students against

753
00:33:33.799 --> 00:33:37.279
teacher and their classmates in American high schools. Unfortunately, this

754
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:41.039
film is based on true events. Fortunately, very few schools

755
00:33:41.039 --> 00:33:41.799
are Lincoln High.

756
00:33:41.880 --> 00:33:44.519
Yet are Lincoln High yet?

757
00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:46.200
Yeah?

758
00:33:46.240 --> 00:33:50.200
Hey, this film is a cautionary tale. Yeah, that it is.

759
00:33:50.240 --> 00:33:52.880
So we open with Alice Cooper song I Am the Future,

760
00:33:52.920 --> 00:33:55.720
as we see Lincoln High from an exterior perspective, as

761
00:33:55.720 --> 00:33:57.680
we see the students going into the school. We meet

762
00:33:57.720 --> 00:33:59.960
Andrew Norris played by Perry King, who is driving to

763
00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:02.759
the school for his first day, and he arrives in

764
00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:04.799
the parking lot and he meets Terry Corgan played by

765
00:34:04.880 --> 00:34:08.119
Ronny mcdell, and he notices one thing immediately about mcdell,

766
00:34:08.119 --> 00:34:09.599
and that would be that he has a gun in

767
00:34:09.639 --> 00:34:11.079
his briefcase that he's taking into the school.

768
00:34:11.159 --> 00:34:12.360
Yep, he has a pistola.

769
00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:13.559
He has a pistol.

770
00:34:13.599 --> 00:34:15.880
And we also during the opening credits, we see that

771
00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:19.239
the school has graffiti all over in the inside.

772
00:34:18.920 --> 00:34:22.039
Of it, and we're talking like it's if it were

773
00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:24.039
any more graffiti would be wallpapers.

774
00:34:24.119 --> 00:34:24.400
Yeah.

775
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:28.719
Yeah, it's NonStop graffiti and some of the funniest graffiti

776
00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:31.800
I've ever seen, because it's meant to be awful and shocking.

777
00:34:32.159 --> 00:34:36.559
And do you have any trivia about the swastikas?

778
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:38.760
I have who created them? Yes?

779
00:34:38.800 --> 00:34:41.360
Because because one of the things that I noticed immediately,

780
00:34:41.400 --> 00:34:44.079
because these kids are supposed to be pretty freaking bad yeah,

781
00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:47.119
And I'm gonna explain something that is kind of controversial,

782
00:34:47.639 --> 00:34:51.519
but it is worth mentioning. In this film, some of

783
00:34:51.559 --> 00:34:55.320
the kids wear swastikas. The bad kids. Obviously, if we

784
00:34:55.320 --> 00:34:56.559
were the good kids, I'd be like, Dave, what do

785
00:34:56.599 --> 00:34:58.639
you bringing me the school? What's wrong with you?

786
00:34:58.639 --> 00:34:58.719
No?

787
00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:04.519
A class of triumph of the willd but Hitler youth

788
00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:07.760
of the nineteen eighty four. But no, but they're wearing swastikas.

789
00:35:08.199 --> 00:35:11.599
They never have any scenes that suggest they are neo Nazis.

790
00:35:11.840 --> 00:35:14.800
There's never any like racially charged scenes or anything like that.

791
00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:14.960
One.

792
00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:19.119
I mean, they could be, but the movie never depicts it.

793
00:35:19.880 --> 00:35:22.760
Well in that era, well more so in the sixties

794
00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:24.679
and seventies, but in the No No. In the eighties,

795
00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:30.519
two punks started wearing swastikas, similarly to how bikers wore swastikas.

796
00:35:30.599 --> 00:35:30.760
Yeah.

797
00:35:30.800 --> 00:35:32.960
Now, I'm not saying that if you wore a swastika

798
00:35:33.039 --> 00:35:34.880
back then, you weren't a neo Nazi. I'm not trying

799
00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:37.960
to say that. But then the swastika was a big,

800
00:35:38.679 --> 00:35:43.719
big deal for shock value. So punks and bikers and

801
00:35:44.039 --> 00:35:46.639
people like that, if they wanted to just scare squares,

802
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:49.440
they would wear swastikas because you also have to keep

803
00:35:49.440 --> 00:35:54.159
in mind while they especially in like like Middle America

804
00:35:54.159 --> 00:35:55.960
in that era, how often would you meet like a

805
00:35:56.039 --> 00:35:58.639
Jewish person? Almost never? But you know who you would meet?

806
00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:01.320
What were two veterans who would get very.

807
00:36:01.119 --> 00:36:02.360
Mad that you're wearing that. Now.

808
00:36:02.360 --> 00:36:05.559
I'm not saying that there weren't people who were ideologically Nazis,

809
00:36:06.079 --> 00:36:08.440
but I got the vibe that these kids were just

810
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:11.679
pieces of shit and they were trying to get everybody mad.

811
00:36:12.039 --> 00:36:13.920
But the reason I bring up the swastikas is in

812
00:36:13.960 --> 00:36:18.360
particular because the swastikas of their clothes are correct, but

813
00:36:18.400 --> 00:36:22.000
the swastikas on the sets are weird, weird, and I

814
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:25.360
started coining the term that they were Canadian swastikas, slightly

815
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:30.079
more polite swastikas, if you will. Their edges are rounded,

816
00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:33.480
but they're still the same. I don't know why, but

817
00:36:33.519 --> 00:36:36.079
that just made I always like because every scene, I'm like, wow,

818
00:36:36.119 --> 00:36:39.079
there are no traditional swastikas on the walls.

819
00:36:39.239 --> 00:36:43.599
Well, also, around this time, in horror literature, especially literature

820
00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:45.440
it may not be the right word, I mean horror

821
00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:49.000
novels in particular around this time, spliderpunk stuff used swastika

822
00:36:49.039 --> 00:36:49.840
on the covers.

823
00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:51.639
A lot really okay that I did not know, but

824
00:36:51.679 --> 00:36:54.960
it makes sense so well. And so all this to

825
00:36:55.000 --> 00:36:59.320
say swastika, I said it so many times this episode

826
00:36:59.320 --> 00:37:02.880
where compronize Yeah.

827
00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:05.199
So, so he sees that Terry Kurrigan has a gun

828
00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:07.599
in his briefcase. He asked him why, and he's like,

829
00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:09.280
you know, oh, He's like, I guess you haven't taught

830
00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:11.159
here before, Like where have you taught before? And he's like, oh,

831
00:37:11.199 --> 00:37:12.719
you know this is He's like, oh, so not here

832
00:37:12.840 --> 00:37:14.599
and just takes his briefcase and starts walking.

833
00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:14.880
Yeah.

834
00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:18.960
Yeah, so we're starting. We're already having a yeah another

835
00:37:19.039 --> 00:37:19.800
picture painted.

836
00:37:21.119 --> 00:37:21.280
Yeah.

837
00:37:21.280 --> 00:37:22.880
And I mean and dude, like I said, during the credits,

838
00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:25.480
you see that the school is graffiti inside, there's metal detectors,

839
00:37:25.519 --> 00:37:28.000
there's students that are being shaken down. I mean, it's

840
00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:30.639
not a good environment by any stretch of the imagination.

841
00:37:31.320 --> 00:37:32.320
I mean maybe to you.

842
00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:35.320
So that's when they go into the school, and that's

843
00:37:35.320 --> 00:37:39.360
when Corgan is walking along with uh with Norris and

844
00:37:39.400 --> 00:37:41.719
he Norris notices the metal detectors and he's like, you know,

845
00:37:41.719 --> 00:37:43.239
well why do they have those? And again he's like,

846
00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:45.320
you you have no idea about the school, like this

847
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:46.960
is this is much needed. And he's like, oh, by

848
00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:48.559
the way, like do you know any defense like kung

849
00:37:48.559 --> 00:37:49.800
food or anything like that. He's like no, but I

850
00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:52.639
can swing a mean baton, and and Ry McDow was

851
00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:54.280
just like, whatever, dude.

852
00:37:56.039 --> 00:37:57.719
Yeah. So he even notices.

853
00:37:57.960 --> 00:37:59.960
Norris even notices that a kid gets a straight raised

854
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:02.079
through the metal detector as he's walking away. He tells

855
00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:04.039
security and the guy's like, ah, he's already through. I

856
00:38:04.039 --> 00:38:06.480
can't really do anything. He's already inside the school. Can't

857
00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:06.960
do anything.

858
00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:08.239
Sorry.

859
00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:10.960
So that's when he meets the principal, principal Morgan Thou,

860
00:38:11.079 --> 00:38:13.440
and we see that Morgan Thou has just a base

861
00:38:13.480 --> 00:38:16.119
of monitors in his office. There's cameras all throughout the school.

862
00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:18.559
He notices two kids smoking pots, so he send security

863
00:38:18.559 --> 00:38:20.960
after them. And he's going basically down the rig and

864
00:38:21.079 --> 00:38:23.159
roll with Norris about what is what the duty is,

865
00:38:23.440 --> 00:38:26.000
where his classes, where students are, and he also tells

866
00:38:26.039 --> 00:38:28.679
him that in his off periods he is to patrol

867
00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:31.480
the halls. And he's like, well, isn't that what security

868
00:38:31.519 --> 00:38:33.199
is for? And he's like, oh, we already have enough

869
00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:35.719
of like a teacher pay like into that, Like teachers

870
00:38:35.719 --> 00:38:36.639
have to do their part too.

871
00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:36.960
Yeah.

872
00:38:37.039 --> 00:38:40.239
Yeah, we can't afford any more security. Yeah, we're paying teachers,

873
00:38:40.239 --> 00:38:41.280
so they got to earn their cash.

874
00:38:41.400 --> 00:38:44.800
So the teacher to patrol the hall's first day. Yeah

875
00:38:44.960 --> 00:38:45.840
yeah yeah.

876
00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:47.840
And it should be mentioned they don't just have security,

877
00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:50.880
they have armed security. Armed security, which is extremely uncommon.

878
00:38:50.960 --> 00:38:53.719
Yeah in any school.

879
00:38:53.840 --> 00:38:56.480
If you've ever seen the Substitute with Tom Behringer, this

880
00:38:56.519 --> 00:38:58.119
school is even worse than that school.

881
00:38:58.320 --> 00:39:01.719
Oh, this school is like if the school you see

882
00:39:01.719 --> 00:39:02.880
the class in Nukem High Things.

883
00:39:02.920 --> 00:39:06.079
Well, I'll get to that, but uh, this movie, this

884
00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:08.400
movie school is like if the school in the Substitute,

885
00:39:08.440 --> 00:39:09.519
we're on crystal meth.

886
00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:12.360
Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Yeah.

887
00:39:12.400 --> 00:39:14.119
So he is the new music teacher at the school

888
00:39:14.159 --> 00:39:16.320
and he goes into his classroom and we quickly quickly

889
00:39:16.360 --> 00:39:18.400
see that he's got some rowdy students in the class,

890
00:39:18.440 --> 00:39:20.880
and it just so happens to be Peter Stegman and

891
00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:21.519
his gang.

892
00:39:23.119 --> 00:39:25.639
Those boys don't appreciate a good performance.

893
00:39:25.679 --> 00:39:27.880
They do not. Indeed, they're harassing the students.

894
00:39:27.920 --> 00:39:30.320
He goes in and he's like, you know, he sits

895
00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:32.039
down at his desk and he doesn't know exactly how

896
00:39:32.079 --> 00:39:33.639
to deal with it, and then one of the students, Denin,

897
00:39:33.719 --> 00:39:35.480
walks up to him and she's like, hey, I know

898
00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:37.199
you're new. I just want you to know, like those

899
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:39.079
guys do not belong in here, like they're not on

900
00:39:39.079 --> 00:39:41.599
the roster. So he starts calling attendance. One of Stegman's

901
00:39:41.639 --> 00:39:44.840
gang is like, not here, not here, not here, being

902
00:39:44.880 --> 00:39:47.559
a complete asshole, and that's when basically Nora's intervenes and

903
00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:49.920
he tells Stegman, you know, if you're in the class, like,

904
00:39:49.960 --> 00:39:51.760
you know, are you in this class? Stegman doesn't want

905
00:39:51.760 --> 00:39:52.880
to be a part of the class even though he's

906
00:39:52.880 --> 00:39:54.400
in the class, so he goes to leave and takes

907
00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:56.199
his cronies with them, but not before they have a

908
00:39:56.280 --> 00:39:58.199
nice sighile to everybody.

909
00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:00.599
Which I mean, you know, is just etiquette.

910
00:40:00.599 --> 00:40:04.440
Etiquette indeed. So Norris introduces himself to Deneen and Arthur. Arthur,

911
00:40:04.519 --> 00:40:07.320
of course played by a very very young Michael J.

912
00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:07.800
Fox.

913
00:40:08.039 --> 00:40:10.519
Well, for the record, Michael very young Michael J. Fox

914
00:40:10.599 --> 00:40:12.519
was like the first twenty years of his career.

915
00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:14.400
Yeah, this is one year before Back to the Future

916
00:40:14.400 --> 00:40:14.719
as well.

917
00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:16.599
Yeah, he's he's looking super young.

918
00:40:16.760 --> 00:40:20.000
Yeah, so Deneen also decides to lead the class into

919
00:40:20.039 --> 00:40:22.719
a piece to show off their skills for Norris, and

920
00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:25.400
he's pretty impressed so far. After class, we see Stegment

921
00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:28.599
in his gang wondering the halls while Barnyard is holding

922
00:40:28.639 --> 00:40:30.599
a wat of cash and they're commenting on their quote

923
00:40:30.599 --> 00:40:32.480
as low there don't know what's cup. And that's when

924
00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:35.599
they noticed that Leroy, one of the kids in the school,

925
00:40:35.639 --> 00:40:37.159
is also dealing in their hallway.

926
00:40:37.519 --> 00:40:39.719
Oh, on their turf, on their turf.

927
00:40:39.559 --> 00:40:40.800
So they quickly ambush him.

928
00:40:40.800 --> 00:40:42.199
They throw him in the bathroom, They kick the shit

929
00:40:42.199 --> 00:40:43.599
out of them, and they tell him not to deal

930
00:40:43.599 --> 00:40:46.079
on their turf and if he does, there's gonna be consequences.

931
00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:48.760
Norris in the teacher's lounges and asking kur Agin about

932
00:40:48.880 --> 00:40:51.320
the last teacher that he's replacing, and that's when we

933
00:40:51.360 --> 00:40:53.840
find out that Corgan lets him know that that teacher

934
00:40:53.920 --> 00:40:55.039
had an accident.

935
00:40:55.519 --> 00:40:58.360
Yes, and for those who are not watching air.

936
00:40:58.320 --> 00:41:02.440
Quotes, air quotes for you, he fell down the stairs. Ah.

937
00:41:02.519 --> 00:41:04.239
Yes, the tale as old as time.

938
00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:07.360
Or at least that's what they've told us. Yes.

939
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:10.760
So Norris finds his car has also been graffeited. After work,

940
00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:13.039
with a teacher sucks on it teacher spelled with two ease.

941
00:41:13.960 --> 00:41:17.559
Well, I mean in a way they're making a better

942
00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:18.519
point than they may.

943
00:41:18.440 --> 00:41:20.760
Realize, and no one at all is surprised. So he

944
00:41:20.840 --> 00:41:22.880
just gets into his car and drives home. He returns

945
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:25.519
home and his wife is working on the nursery. He

946
00:41:25.559 --> 00:41:27.119
reminds her, you know, the baby's not due for another

947
00:41:27.159 --> 00:41:28.480
six months, and she's like, you know, well, you know,

948
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:29.599
I just want to get a start on it.

949
00:41:29.840 --> 00:41:31.519
You know, how is work? And he's like, you know, ah,

950
00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:33.599
it's it's gonna be a challenge.

951
00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:36.000
And our immediate thoughts are, oh, he has a kid

952
00:41:36.039 --> 00:41:38.320
on the way, and he's very hopeful this is gonna

953
00:41:38.360 --> 00:41:39.679
go great for him, Gonna go great.

954
00:41:39.880 --> 00:41:40.400
Yeah.

955
00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:42.480
So later Stegman and his gang meet up with lee

956
00:41:42.559 --> 00:41:45.079
Roy's gang and they get into a giant brawl and

957
00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:46.440
they end up kicking the shit out of the other

958
00:41:46.519 --> 00:41:49.239
gang and walk away. Later that night, they also confront

959
00:41:49.480 --> 00:41:51.360
Norris while they're in costume. They go to his house

960
00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:53.039
as him and his wife are walking down the sidewalk

961
00:41:53.039 --> 00:41:54.719
they're in their costumes. He comes up to the car

962
00:41:54.760 --> 00:41:56.039
and he's like, you know, what do you guys want?

963
00:41:56.199 --> 00:41:58.360
They come into view spray him with a squirt gun

964
00:41:58.400 --> 00:41:59.679
that's full of stage blood.

965
00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:00.320
Yeah.

966
00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:03.719
It's really kind of bizarre and upsetting, especially as stage

967
00:42:03.719 --> 00:42:06.280
blood would not feel good in your eyes. Yeah, they

968
00:42:06.400 --> 00:42:09.159
just and his face is just drenched in blood.

969
00:42:09.920 --> 00:42:11.679
Woof. Yeah yeah. Yeah.

970
00:42:11.719 --> 00:42:13.760
So he and his wife return inside. Well, Stegman and

971
00:42:13.800 --> 00:42:16.199
his gang head downtown for a punk show. They get

972
00:42:16.239 --> 00:42:18.119
into the punk spirit and they're thrown around the crowd.

973
00:42:18.159 --> 00:42:20.480
But then we also find out that Stegman runs his

974
00:42:20.599 --> 00:42:22.320
office out of this place in the back.

975
00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:24.840
Of course he does, because you know, a guy's got

976
00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:27.119
to have an office, especially when you see the place

977
00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:29.280
he lives in. He's gotta have a place to go

978
00:42:29.360 --> 00:42:30.159
to do his business.

979
00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:30.840
Yeah.

980
00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:32.880
So that's when a new woman comes in and she

981
00:42:32.880 --> 00:42:34.679
says she wants to get a job from him. She

982
00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:36.440
also wants to get a bump of coke, so he

983
00:42:36.440 --> 00:42:38.239
gives her a bump, tells her to take her clothes

984
00:42:38.239 --> 00:42:40.480
off in front of his gang, and he she asked him,

985
00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:42.000
you know, do I get the job? And he's like, well,

986
00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:45.119
there's actually a tryout, and he has fallon take her

987
00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:49.760
in the back end, try her out.

988
00:42:49.760 --> 00:42:50.599
I'm not gonna say anything.

989
00:42:50.599 --> 00:42:51.159
I wouldn't either.

990
00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:53.800
No, but it's a very it's a great scene to

991
00:42:53.960 --> 00:42:58.719
establish that his crew are all just sick enablers. Yeah,

992
00:42:58.760 --> 00:43:00.400
because actually the idea of her take off all of

993
00:43:00.440 --> 00:43:03.000
her clothes was the girl in the game Patsy.

994
00:43:03.199 --> 00:43:04.480
It was her idea.

995
00:43:04.840 --> 00:43:05.519
She loves.

996
00:43:05.599 --> 00:43:06.440
She's just a.

997
00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:07.760
Pure, pure sado.

998
00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:07.920
Oh.

999
00:43:08.039 --> 00:43:09.760
Yeah, in the worst kind of way.

1000
00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:12.000
So the next morning at school, we see Arthur and

1001
00:43:12.239 --> 00:43:15.239
Jimmy his friend, putting up the American flag onto the poll.

1002
00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:18.719
Maybe that'll come back soon, I doubt it. Yeah, we'll see.

1003
00:43:18.639 --> 00:43:21.000
Norris asks his class about putting together an orchestra for

1004
00:43:21.000 --> 00:43:21.719
a city symphony.

1005
00:43:21.760 --> 00:43:22.559
The kids are into it.

1006
00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:24.800
They love the idea, and he even has the class

1007
00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:27.519
practice on an overture. But we see Stegman leering outside

1008
00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:30.079
the door before his gang walks in behind him. Stegman

1009
00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:31.960
goes over to the piano, but Norris quickly tells him

1010
00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:33.440
he doesn't want him in his class. I'll give you

1011
00:43:33.480 --> 00:43:35.239
the full credit, but it just please don't come to

1012
00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:37.639
my class like you're not welcome here. He'll mark him

1013
00:43:37.719 --> 00:43:39.800
present every day if he's not there, and that's when

1014
00:43:39.800 --> 00:43:42.280
Stegman sits down at the piano and blasts a couple

1015
00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:43.960
keys on it first, and Norris is in a press.

1016
00:43:43.960 --> 00:43:46.000
He starts walking over, and that's when Stegman goes into

1017
00:43:46.079 --> 00:43:47.719
a beautiful piece on the piano.

1018
00:43:47.960 --> 00:43:50.719
He basically plays a sonata, yeah, or sonata or however

1019
00:43:50.719 --> 00:43:51.199
you want.

1020
00:43:51.039 --> 00:43:51.639
To say m sonata.

1021
00:43:51.639 --> 00:43:54.440
I think, well, I mean that it depends on the language.

1022
00:43:54.480 --> 00:43:56.079
You want to stay there?

1023
00:43:56.119 --> 00:43:57.280
That sanata okay? Fair?

1024
00:43:58.119 --> 00:44:01.400
But no, he plays like a beautiful classical piece of music.

1025
00:44:01.519 --> 00:44:01.719
Yeah.

1026
00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:05.239
And when he's done. I just love that that. When

1027
00:44:05.239 --> 00:44:07.400
he's dad, he's like, so min in the band or whatever,

1028
00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:09.639
and he just goes, no, no, when you grow up,

1029
00:44:09.639 --> 00:44:14.039
maybe I just love that because it's like, nah, you

1030
00:44:14.760 --> 00:44:15.559
we know what you are.

1031
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:15.800
Well.

1032
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:17.519
Norris is like he's kind of blowed away first because

1033
00:44:17.519 --> 00:44:18.559
he walks over and he's like, how did you learn

1034
00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:18.840
to play that?

1035
00:44:18.840 --> 00:44:20.400
He's like, do I get the gig? Yeah?

1036
00:44:20.480 --> 00:44:23.760
Yeah, And we find out why he knows how to play, like, yeah,

1037
00:44:23.800 --> 00:44:24.280
don't worry.

1038
00:44:24.320 --> 00:44:26.280
So he walks out sitting you won't play any asshole

1039
00:44:26.320 --> 00:44:28.639
band walking the halls. In his off period, we see

1040
00:44:28.639 --> 00:44:30.679
Norris is uneasy, and we cut to a bathroom where

1041
00:44:30.679 --> 00:44:33.280
we see Arthur and Jimmy are actually buying Angel dust

1042
00:44:33.519 --> 00:44:36.320
off of Stegmund's gang, and Jimmy is the only one

1043
00:44:36.320 --> 00:44:38.280
trying it though, and he's getting nose deep in that back.

1044
00:44:38.519 --> 00:44:41.079
Well, I mean, what you don't want to get home

1045
00:44:41.159 --> 00:44:43.280
and realize it's a it's a Reagan O. Yeah, that's

1046
00:44:43.320 --> 00:44:45.679
fir Yeah, because that's what looks like exactly.

1047
00:44:46.000 --> 00:44:50.840
Yeah, do you even move? He will be right back,

1048
00:44:58.280 --> 00:45:00.840
welcome back to do you even movie?

1049
00:45:05.719 --> 00:45:08.400
So Stegman's gang watching the door warn him because they

1050
00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:10.199
see Norris coming, so he runs in and tells him.

1051
00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:12.400
Norris then confronts Stegment and his gang for dealing because

1052
00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:14.800
he catches them right in the act. But they don't

1053
00:45:14.840 --> 00:45:16.760
have anything on them, so he tells Stegman and his

1054
00:45:16.760 --> 00:45:19.239
gang to empty their pockets. None of them have anything,

1055
00:45:19.719 --> 00:45:21.559
so he walks into one of the stalls, nothing in

1056
00:45:21.559 --> 00:45:24.239
the toilet, walking along the urinals, and what do you know,

1057
00:45:24.320 --> 00:45:27.239
he finds a little white baggie in the urinal, a

1058
00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:31.920
little adorable baggie of PCP, A little adorable baggy of PCP. Indeed,

1059
00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:33.679
and he you know, he asked, Arthur, you know, are

1060
00:45:33.679 --> 00:45:35.480
you buying this? Arthur denies it, says he doesn't do

1061
00:45:35.559 --> 00:45:38.800
that shit. So that's when he tells a Stegment that

1062
00:45:38.920 --> 00:45:40.519
he wants me to go to the principal's office and

1063
00:45:40.800 --> 00:45:43.440
he follows them out there, and that's when Stegman and

1064
00:45:43.480 --> 00:45:46.239
his gang somehow persuade morganhal that the drugs are not theirs.

1065
00:45:47.639 --> 00:45:51.639
Yeah, it amazes me. One of the things that does

1066
00:45:51.760 --> 00:45:53.400
drive me crazy in this movie, but I think it's

1067
00:45:53.400 --> 00:45:53.880
on purpose.

1068
00:45:54.000 --> 00:45:54.960
Yeah, is that.

1069
00:45:57.280 --> 00:46:00.519
No one everyone acts like it's their first day.

1070
00:46:00.679 --> 00:46:01.159
Yeah.

1071
00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:03.119
Like the security guard's like, oh, it must be this

1072
00:46:03.239 --> 00:46:06.000
straight laced looking nerd kid, and it's like, oh, yeah,

1073
00:46:06.039 --> 00:46:09.119
it's not the gang that literally runs rockshot over this

1074
00:46:09.280 --> 00:46:13.440
entire school every day, terrorizing people and getting into fights

1075
00:46:13.480 --> 00:46:14.239
and selling drugs.

1076
00:46:14.280 --> 00:46:15.880
And they make they make the note at one point

1077
00:46:16.199 --> 00:46:19.000
that Stegman has been expelled or not expelled us suspend

1078
00:46:19.000 --> 00:46:20.719
it so many times that they basically have a revolving

1079
00:46:20.719 --> 00:46:23.199
door policy with him.

1080
00:46:22.920 --> 00:46:25.320
Because that's how you do that. Although we find out why.

1081
00:46:25.119 --> 00:46:27.400
Why, Yeah, exactly, So that's the reason.

1082
00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:30.360
So that's when we see that Jimmy, the kid who

1083
00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:32.559
took the PCP, is outside and he is out of

1084
00:46:32.559 --> 00:46:35.320
his mind and he starts climbing on the flagpole.

1085
00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:36.320
For the record.

1086
00:46:36.880 --> 00:46:40.519
That is like in the manual when you take PCP

1087
00:46:41.360 --> 00:46:44.320
is to climb a flag. Climb the nearest flagpole, the

1088
00:46:44.360 --> 00:46:46.840
nearest flagpole. What you never read the book, did you?

1089
00:46:46.840 --> 00:46:48.559
You were just too you were one of those edgelords.

1090
00:46:48.559 --> 00:46:50.599
You're like, I don't need instructions. Snort.

1091
00:46:50.760 --> 00:46:53.239
So Principal morgan Thal releases the kids and he says,

1092
00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:55.400
you know, keep your nose clean, like, don't come back here.

1093
00:46:55.440 --> 00:46:57.159
And of course Norris is just like, how the hell

1094
00:46:57.199 --> 00:46:59.320
can you do this? Like the kids, like, how are

1095
00:46:59.320 --> 00:47:01.079
you believing them? Like it it's clearly the drugs. And

1096
00:47:01.119 --> 00:47:02.719
he's like, well, if we didn't see them, you know,

1097
00:47:02.760 --> 00:47:04.440
we want we want to pin the drugs on them.

1098
00:47:04.440 --> 00:47:06.800
We want to see them in the act. So that's

1099
00:47:06.840 --> 00:47:09.559
when attention is drawn outside as Jimmy has now reached

1100
00:47:09.559 --> 00:47:11.960
the top of the flagpool. He is citing the Pledge

1101
00:47:11.960 --> 00:47:14.719
of Allegiance as everybody starts coming outside and forming around,

1102
00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:17.000
and that's when he plummets to his death.

1103
00:47:17.719 --> 00:47:18.320
Yeah he does.

1104
00:47:18.440 --> 00:47:20.960
And and I guess this is, you know, pre the

1105
00:47:21.039 --> 00:47:25.039
era of zero tolerance. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like, well,

1106
00:47:25.079 --> 00:47:26.199
we want to catch him with it.

1107
00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:29.480
So he plummets to his death in front of everyone.

1108
00:47:29.679 --> 00:47:32.400
Norris then questions Arthur about Jimmy buying the drugs. Arthur

1109
00:47:32.400 --> 00:47:34.760
still states he knows nothing about it, and Stegman is

1110
00:47:34.760 --> 00:47:37.639
a gang noticed that Arthur is talking to Norris, but

1111
00:47:37.719 --> 00:47:39.800
Corgan pulls him aside and he's like, hey, how about

1112
00:47:39.800 --> 00:47:42.519
we go for a drink. So running down and Perry

1113
00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:45.000
King leave to go get a drink downtown. Denian and

1114
00:47:45.079 --> 00:47:47.199
Arthur are walking in the streets when Stegman and his

1115
00:47:47.280 --> 00:47:49.960
crew roll up in his car and they immediately start

1116
00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:51.880
ambushing them down an alley.

1117
00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:56.079
Who would ever imagine no kids would be trouble even

1118
00:47:56.159 --> 00:47:57.039
out of school.

1119
00:47:57.159 --> 00:47:59.480
Yeah, So Barnyard and Fallon catch up to them both.

1120
00:47:59.480 --> 00:48:02.000
Stegman can fronts Arthur about talking to Norris and basically

1121
00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:03.559
tells him and you know, this is what happens the

1122
00:48:03.559 --> 00:48:05.320
snitches and they're holding a broken.

1123
00:48:05.000 --> 00:48:05.800
Bottle on Deneen.

1124
00:48:06.199 --> 00:48:09.039
Meanwhile, though, one of the guys watching for Stegman's gang

1125
00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:12.599
is caught by Norris and Corgan driving past because they

1126
00:48:12.639 --> 00:48:14.719
see that something's going on. Somebody's keeping watch, so they

1127
00:48:14.719 --> 00:48:16.400
pull the car over. They go down the alley and

1128
00:48:16.400 --> 00:48:18.480
he basically tells them to let the kids go and

1129
00:48:18.639 --> 00:48:20.719
drop this or else there's gonna be problems. That's when

1130
00:48:20.760 --> 00:48:22.400
they get into a little bit of a bra Norris

1131
00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:24.559
gets a hit on the head, Corgan's hand gets cut,

1132
00:48:24.599 --> 00:48:26.480
and everybody breaks off and is gone.

1133
00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:31.639
Yeah, it's the way they depict the violence, especially early on,

1134
00:48:31.679 --> 00:48:33.840
because the movie does get a lot get wild though,

1135
00:48:34.800 --> 00:48:37.360
but the way they depict the violence, like the fights

1136
00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:40.320
between people and the way Rodney McDowell's hand gets cut

1137
00:48:40.400 --> 00:48:44.440
in something is so realistic that it's very uncomfortable and quick. Well,

1138
00:48:44.440 --> 00:48:46.480
that's what I mean, because that's how it really goes

1139
00:48:46.519 --> 00:48:48.480
It is like a few things happen, you're like, oh man,

1140
00:48:48.519 --> 00:48:50.480
my hand is bleeding a lot. You know, that's just

1141
00:48:50.880 --> 00:48:53.440
that's just the way that kind of thing actually goes down.

1142
00:48:53.599 --> 00:48:55.079
Yes, so Corgan says he doesn't want to go to

1143
00:48:55.119 --> 00:48:56.920
the hospital, just have him to just have him take

1144
00:48:57.000 --> 00:48:59.519
him home. Norris also returns to his home and his

1145
00:48:59.559 --> 00:49:02.159
wife imediately, of course, notices his head wound and she's like,

1146
00:49:02.159 --> 00:49:03.719
what is going on at that school? And that's when

1147
00:49:03.760 --> 00:49:05.760
he says a kid died today, and they cut the

1148
00:49:05.760 --> 00:49:07.280
scene right there, which I always love that.

1149
00:49:07.840 --> 00:49:13.000
No, it's it's excellent because there's such a great it's

1150
00:49:13.000 --> 00:49:18.280
a great punctuation to the hell that's happening and what

1151
00:49:18.519 --> 00:49:21.320
is going to happen? But there is that weird thing

1152
00:49:21.320 --> 00:49:23.159
where it's like, you know, you have a kid coming,

1153
00:49:24.440 --> 00:49:27.679
do you? Are you really like, are you really that

1154
00:49:27.840 --> 00:49:28.920
passionate about this?

1155
00:49:29.000 --> 00:49:29.400
About this?

1156
00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:33.599
Like there are schools all over the world you could

1157
00:49:33.599 --> 00:49:36.320
teach at, but you're gonna stick it out with like

1158
00:49:36.360 --> 00:49:37.480
the murderous gang.

1159
00:49:37.599 --> 00:49:40.840
Listen, they're only going to later that night, drive up

1160
00:49:40.960 --> 00:49:43.760
to Norris's house while him and his wife lay in bed,

1161
00:49:43.840 --> 00:49:46.320
and Stegman's just gonna break the window of his car.

1162
00:49:46.480 --> 00:49:48.760
He's just gonna light a Molotov cocktail and throw it

1163
00:49:48.880 --> 00:49:50.639
right into the front seat of the car, blowing the

1164
00:49:50.639 --> 00:49:52.000
car up. I don't see what the problem.

1165
00:49:52.079 --> 00:49:54.440
No, No, a couple of kids just relaxing, throwing a

1166
00:49:54.440 --> 00:49:55.360
couple of cocktails.

1167
00:49:55.760 --> 00:49:56.800
You know, that's what.

1168
00:49:56.840 --> 00:49:58.960
Anybody does to blow steam off after a long day.

1169
00:49:59.079 --> 00:50:00.880
How in the hell did does this not pick up

1170
00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:02.199
bigger steam at this point? Though?

1171
00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:05.480
Well, well, this is definitely one of the films, and

1172
00:50:05.519 --> 00:50:10.119
there are many in this subgenre of the So do

1173
00:50:10.239 --> 00:50:14.159
the police even exist? There is reference to calling the police.

1174
00:50:14.480 --> 00:50:16.280
We go to a police station couple times.

1175
00:50:16.360 --> 00:50:19.840
Yeah, but We never really see cops doing cops stuff, like,

1176
00:50:19.960 --> 00:50:24.679
I don't know, arresting people or threatening arrest or anything.

1177
00:50:24.719 --> 00:50:28.880
We really just hear this detective basically kind of bounce

1178
00:50:29.000 --> 00:50:31.920
off of our hero of sorts.

1179
00:50:32.079 --> 00:50:33.159
His car has blown up.

1180
00:50:33.199 --> 00:50:35.599
The next morning, Norris tells Diane that he wants her

1181
00:50:35.639 --> 00:50:37.159
to pack up and go stay with her mother, but

1182
00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:39.320
she tries to reason with him about finding a new job.

1183
00:50:39.400 --> 00:50:41.119
Noras says he wants to stick this out. He has

1184
00:50:41.119 --> 00:50:43.079
a lot of faith in these kids, so he decides

1185
00:50:43.079 --> 00:50:44.840
to go to the police, who tell him since all

1186
00:50:44.920 --> 00:50:47.400
of Stegman and his gang are under eighteen, there's really

1187
00:50:47.480 --> 00:50:48.320
nothing they can do.

1188
00:50:48.519 --> 00:50:50.239
You know, when his car was on fire, you know

1189
00:50:50.280 --> 00:50:52.400
what my first thought was, what I just imagined him

1190
00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:55.159
looking at the car burning, And then just JK. Simmons

1191
00:50:55.159 --> 00:50:57.639
walks up and assume and goes, it's covered. We know

1192
00:50:57.719 --> 00:50:59.320
a thing or two because we've seen a thing in

1193
00:50:59.400 --> 00:51:01.639
here too last night eighty four.

1194
00:51:03.039 --> 00:51:03.320
God.

1195
00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:06.320
So that's when she tries some reason with him, but

1196
00:51:06.320 --> 00:51:07.679
he's like, you know, no, I can stick this out.

1197
00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:09.599
So he goes to police, and since the kids are

1198
00:51:09.679 --> 00:51:11.440
under a teen, they can't do anything. So the next

1199
00:51:11.519 --> 00:51:13.760
day Norris and Corgan are walking into the school. They're

1200
00:51:13.760 --> 00:51:16.079
pulled aside by security. You tell him there's a problem

1201
00:51:16.159 --> 00:51:18.639
in Corrigan's lab, and that's when we cut to Corgan's

1202
00:51:18.679 --> 00:51:21.679
lab where we see that all his animals, his rabbits, everything,

1203
00:51:21.760 --> 00:51:24.719
have been slaughtered and put on display all throughout the lab.

1204
00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:28.719
It is it's heinous, it's really cruel. Yeah, they've just

1205
00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:31.960
skinned all these animals that they were keeping in this lab. Yeah,

1206
00:51:32.000 --> 00:51:36.440
and that's about when Corgan you can see him losing

1207
00:51:36.480 --> 00:51:39.519
his grip. Yeah, he had been he had in the

1208
00:51:39.599 --> 00:51:43.800
other scenes, he had displayed sweaty palm. Yeah, Now the

1209
00:51:44.800 --> 00:51:46.000
grip is it's.

1210
00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:47.639
Slipping, slipping just a little bit.

1211
00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:50.199
So he sees all his animals slaughtered, He's immediately in

1212
00:51:50.199 --> 00:51:52.400
horror and he just goes out of the room. Norris

1213
00:51:52.440 --> 00:51:55.119
immediately goes to confront Stegman, throwing him into the bathroom.

1214
00:51:55.320 --> 00:51:56.920
He goes to throw a punch at him, but he

1215
00:51:56.920 --> 00:51:58.719
can't bring himself to do it, and that's when Stegman

1216
00:51:58.800 --> 00:52:00.519
just calls him out. He's like, you know, you couldn't

1217
00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:00.800
do it.

1218
00:52:00.920 --> 00:52:01.519
You can't do.

1219
00:52:01.719 --> 00:52:04.719
This, then proceeds to throw his face into a mirror,

1220
00:52:05.079 --> 00:52:07.199
bloodying his head. He puts his head into one of

1221
00:52:07.239 --> 00:52:09.679
the hand dryers the sink and just like breaks his

1222
00:52:09.719 --> 00:52:12.000
lip a little bit. He's got blood coming down from

1223
00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:12.800
his head in his mouth.

1224
00:52:12.960 --> 00:52:18.760
This is the scene when you realize what you're dealing with,

1225
00:52:20.280 --> 00:52:23.960
what they're dealing with, is worse then you you would

1226
00:52:23.960 --> 00:52:27.360
have guessed, because this kid is a full blown PsyS psychopath.

1227
00:52:27.440 --> 00:52:29.159
He's beating the hell out of himself.

1228
00:52:29.280 --> 00:52:31.199
He's putting a liar liar, but it's not funny.

1229
00:52:31.360 --> 00:52:36.920
Well that's a little funny, do you mind now? But

1230
00:52:38.119 --> 00:52:45.079
this is the moment where you go okay, uh, like,

1231
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:48.119
this isn't about profit or power.

1232
00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:50.079
He's a psycho.

1233
00:52:50.239 --> 00:52:52.360
Like Norris is even taking this in like he's looking

1234
00:52:52.360 --> 00:52:54.119
at this like I can't believe this is happening, like

1235
00:52:54.159 --> 00:52:55.800
in front of me. And then Stegman makes it even

1236
00:52:55.800 --> 00:52:57.679
worse because with the blood that he's got pouring out

1237
00:52:57.679 --> 00:53:01.480
of him, he puts them onto Norris's hand, right on

1238
00:53:01.559 --> 00:53:03.360
his fist, so it looks like he punched him. And

1239
00:53:03.440 --> 00:53:05.559
of course, right at that moment, security walks in and

1240
00:53:05.559 --> 00:53:07.559
Segment's like, oh god, please don't hit me, like stop

1241
00:53:07.639 --> 00:53:10.559
hitting me, And of course the security is like, hey, hey,

1242
00:53:10.559 --> 00:53:11.000
you get away.

1243
00:53:11.000 --> 00:53:12.239
From that boy.

1244
00:53:12.880 --> 00:53:15.719
Again because I guess it's that guy's first day. Yeah,

1245
00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:19.280
like you don't. This kid has no reputation yep, like

1246
00:53:19.440 --> 00:53:19.880
at all.

1247
00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:23.159
So we're in the principal's office now, Morgan th that

1248
00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:24.880
was like, you know, what the hell were you thinking?

1249
00:53:25.039 --> 00:53:27.360
And you know, Norris is like, segment did it to himself,

1250
00:53:27.400 --> 00:53:28.920
and he's like I have a hard time believing that

1251
00:53:28.960 --> 00:53:30.960
his mother's already ready to press charges. And also the

1252
00:53:31.000 --> 00:53:33.280
detectives there now at this point, so they've got security,

1253
00:53:33.320 --> 00:53:36.239
the detective, the principal, and Norris all in this office

1254
00:53:36.400 --> 00:53:38.840
basically saying what the hell did you do? Like, you know,

1255
00:53:38.880 --> 00:53:40.199
like you're in trouble with this now?

1256
00:53:40.440 --> 00:53:43.119
Yeah, yeah, what did you do? Person with no history

1257
00:53:43.199 --> 00:53:47.400
of violence or abuse? You are clearly the problem? Uh,

1258
00:53:47.519 --> 00:53:50.199
you know, ignore are always covered in swast.

1259
00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:52.360
My favorite line is Norris is like, well what about

1260
00:53:52.400 --> 00:53:53.840
you know, what what about.

1261
00:53:53.679 --> 00:53:54.519
Like my story and everything?

1262
00:53:54.519 --> 00:53:56.159
In Security is like, well, when I walked in there,

1263
00:53:56.199 --> 00:53:59.360
you know your fist was bloody, I got out in

1264
00:53:59.360 --> 00:53:59.760
your hands.

1265
00:54:00.079 --> 00:54:02.480
Yea. So we cut the Stegman's house where his mother

1266
00:54:02.519 --> 00:54:03.239
scolds him up.

1267
00:54:03.199 --> 00:54:07.840
For Rej's attorney, he really did get Shapiro and Cochrane

1268
00:54:07.840 --> 00:54:08.320
on the phone.

1269
00:54:08.480 --> 00:54:10.960
So we cut the Stegman's house, which, let's take a second.

1270
00:54:11.480 --> 00:54:15.400
What does Stegman's house look like, Enrique, Let me.

1271
00:54:15.360 --> 00:54:22.519
Tell you something. They live in a fancy high rise

1272
00:54:22.599 --> 00:54:27.199
apartment building. And he's laying on a couch.

1273
00:54:26.920 --> 00:54:29.400
With his little cut on his lip, and he's watching

1274
00:54:29.400 --> 00:54:30.880
a TV set.

1275
00:54:31.239 --> 00:54:35.320
And they have nice things everywhere, nice lamps, nice couches.

1276
00:54:35.840 --> 00:54:39.639
And then we meet his mother, who is clearly wealthy,

1277
00:54:40.440 --> 00:54:45.360
a single mother, and she is a lot like my

1278
00:54:45.480 --> 00:54:48.639
mother in that my mother always took my side when

1279
00:54:48.639 --> 00:54:50.119
the school had a problem with me. But I was

1280
00:54:50.480 --> 00:54:52.920
I was doing things like wearing Halloween.

1281
00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:56.199
Makes I doubt you were pulling a class of n foremost.

1282
00:54:56.199 --> 00:54:59.079
No, I only got one detention my entire career.

1283
00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:02.079
In school, damn beating me. Yeah, well, well.

1284
00:55:01.920 --> 00:55:03.639
There was the other thing, but that was the mediation

1285
00:55:03.760 --> 00:55:05.320
thing that doesn't count as detention techniques.

1286
00:55:05.320 --> 00:55:06.960
We've alread talked about that, but yeah, yeah, but no,

1287
00:55:07.039 --> 00:55:07.480
I had.

1288
00:55:07.320 --> 00:55:10.199
One detention was actually for participating in a walkout. We

1289
00:55:10.199 --> 00:55:11.960
were protesting mold in our school.

1290
00:55:12.039 --> 00:55:12.239
Shit.

1291
00:55:12.559 --> 00:55:15.960
Yeah, yeah, it's a good time. But no, she is

1292
00:55:16.119 --> 00:55:19.039
completely on board. Her baby boy can do no wrong.

1293
00:55:19.360 --> 00:55:21.960
He's a sweet young boy. I have a feeling she

1294
00:55:22.079 --> 00:55:24.440
works so much, she's not around him very much. That's

1295
00:55:24.440 --> 00:55:25.199
a sense I get.

1296
00:55:25.239 --> 00:55:27.199
Well, she's even scolding him for six parking tickets and

1297
00:55:27.199 --> 00:55:28.760
he's like, oh mom.

1298
00:55:29.079 --> 00:55:31.280
Which is even funnier too because it's like, so he's

1299
00:55:31.320 --> 00:55:35.079
committing petty crimes that you absolutely know are real, and

1300
00:55:35.119 --> 00:55:37.079
you don't even care about parking tickets because you're just

1301
00:55:37.119 --> 00:55:39.599
you're wealthy. You don't give a shit. And now it

1302
00:55:39.639 --> 00:55:41.800
makes sense, like why he had piano lessons as a kid.

1303
00:55:42.280 --> 00:55:45.079
But that also makes him even scarier because you know,

1304
00:55:45.599 --> 00:55:50.800
when there are delinquents and they're from poverty, or they

1305
00:55:50.840 --> 00:55:53.000
deal with a drunk drunk parents, or they deal with

1306
00:55:53.039 --> 00:55:56.960
drug abuse or whatever, they lash out. It's a thing

1307
00:55:57.039 --> 00:56:00.519
you do. And but even when you're overly he spoiled,

1308
00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:03.440
but don't get enough attention, you might lash out some. Yeah, absolutely,

1309
00:56:03.840 --> 00:56:07.440
but he there's no reason for him to do it

1310
00:56:07.599 --> 00:56:11.400
other than not all his dogs are barking. You know,

1311
00:56:11.440 --> 00:56:13.599
he's a few cans short of a six pack.

1312
00:56:13.719 --> 00:56:16.079
Yeah, so he is watching TV.

1313
00:56:16.119 --> 00:56:17.880
There's a knock at the door and it turns out

1314
00:56:17.880 --> 00:56:20.079
to be Norris, who is wanting to speak to his mother.

1315
00:56:20.119 --> 00:56:21.760
And of course Stegmann just puts on a neck like no,

1316
00:56:21.800 --> 00:56:23.719
don't let him in. Mom like, don't don't let him in,

1317
00:56:23.760 --> 00:56:24.320
don't let him in.

1318
00:56:24.440 --> 00:56:26.480
I still think the move was to up his riz

1319
00:56:26.519 --> 00:56:28.280
and just become the kid's stepdad.

1320
00:56:27.880 --> 00:56:29.719
And could have been could have been the move in deep.

1321
00:56:29.519 --> 00:56:31.119
It would have been exactly how you handle it.

1322
00:56:31.480 --> 00:56:33.039
So that's when Norris is like, you know, I have

1323
00:56:33.079 --> 00:56:34.360
to speak to you, and she's like, I have nothing

1324
00:56:34.360 --> 00:56:35.719
to say to you, like look what you've done to

1325
00:56:35.760 --> 00:56:37.679
my poor boy. Because he of course comes to the

1326
00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:40.000
door and he's like, you know, still begging for him

1327
00:56:40.000 --> 00:56:40.880
to not be letting in and.

1328
00:56:40.880 --> 00:56:42.079
Maybe him believe bommy.

1329
00:56:42.360 --> 00:56:44.519
Yeah, she basically tells him they have nothing to say

1330
00:56:44.599 --> 00:56:46.960
and that if he keeps harassing her son that there

1331
00:56:47.159 --> 00:56:49.000
is going to be a charge is pressed.

1332
00:56:49.199 --> 00:56:51.480
Yeah, And of course Norris doesn't help things by saying

1333
00:56:51.519 --> 00:56:53.440
like it's gonna be a lot worse than that. You're

1334
00:56:53.440 --> 00:56:56.280
gonna because it's gonna need something more than a therapists.

1335
00:56:56.400 --> 00:56:58.320
And he comes around me again and she's like, oh,

1336
00:56:58.360 --> 00:56:59.280
so you're threatening now.

1337
00:56:59.360 --> 00:57:01.519
Although when she says like he's going to have to

1338
00:57:01.559 --> 00:57:03.559
see a therapist and he goes, he doesn't need a therapist.

1339
00:57:03.679 --> 00:57:06.760
I mean way, yes, he does does. Yes, he absolutely does.

1340
00:57:07.800 --> 00:57:09.199
Court appointed ideally.

1341
00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:13.360
So Norris leaves defeated, and that's when Stegmann takes his

1342
00:57:13.440 --> 00:57:15.519
opportunity to go to the speaker on the ground floor

1343
00:57:15.679 --> 00:57:19.119
and he calls Nora saying, teacher, learn your lesson. Mobby

1344
00:57:19.159 --> 00:57:21.440
doesn't like you very much. I don't like you very much,

1345
00:57:21.519 --> 00:57:23.519
and if you ever come here again, I'll kill you.

1346
00:57:23.920 --> 00:57:24.800
I am the future.

1347
00:57:25.320 --> 00:57:28.559
And there's something so mortifying because he's saying it through

1348
00:57:28.639 --> 00:57:31.920
the call up speaker on his fancy hotel apartment.

1349
00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:32.679
Yeah.

1350
00:57:32.719 --> 00:57:35.840
So literally you're hearing it. It's all crackly and distorted,

1351
00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:40.760
and he's saying it like just barely outside of earshot

1352
00:57:40.920 --> 00:57:44.360
mm hm. Because that's how ballsy he is. He's like,

1353
00:57:44.360 --> 00:57:46.239
my mom might over here a little bit. I'll smooth

1354
00:57:46.239 --> 00:57:46.519
it over.

1355
00:57:46.800 --> 00:57:49.800
So Norris, being the genius that he is, oh yes,

1356
00:57:49.880 --> 00:57:51.880
decides to go to the parking garage where he finds

1357
00:57:51.880 --> 00:57:55.599
Stegmann's car. He smashes the window, hot wires the car,

1358
00:57:55.639 --> 00:57:58.079
and then proceeds to drive it into a column twice.

1359
00:57:58.400 --> 00:58:01.440
I love how he he hits it into the column

1360
00:58:01.519 --> 00:58:03.599
and just keeps the gas down so bam, and then

1361
00:58:03.639 --> 00:58:06.239
the wheels are spinning because he's like crunching it up

1362
00:58:06.239 --> 00:58:06.679
against him.

1363
00:58:06.719 --> 00:58:07.599
He totals the car.

1364
00:58:07.679 --> 00:58:11.639
I do wonder like maybe there's a backstory we never

1365
00:58:11.719 --> 00:58:14.039
got because why does he know how to hot wire

1366
00:58:14.119 --> 00:58:14.519
or car?

1367
00:58:14.639 --> 00:58:16.960
Yeah, we don't really get much of his history.

1368
00:58:16.719 --> 00:58:18.639
At all, not at all, not at all, So part

1369
00:58:18.679 --> 00:58:21.559
of me wonders if maybe like something got cut about

1370
00:58:21.639 --> 00:58:24.440
him growing up in a rough neighborhood or something. Then uh,

1371
00:58:24.480 --> 00:58:26.719
and you never know because it's a Swelt movie. Yeah,

1372
00:58:26.719 --> 00:58:28.079
it's it goes quick.

1373
00:58:28.199 --> 00:58:30.400
So Stegman goes to Norris's classroom the next day and

1374
00:58:30.440 --> 00:58:32.519
he's warning him like you know you're through, Like I'm

1375
00:58:32.519 --> 00:58:35.039
gonna get you, wanna get you for everything. Security enters

1376
00:58:35.079 --> 00:58:38.440
and then Stegman leaves. So that's when Detective Stewhiskey pulls

1377
00:58:38.440 --> 00:58:40.960
Norris aside after class, telling him that there's a that

1378
00:58:41.039 --> 00:58:43.039
the trial that he's expecting is gonna be delayed a bit.

1379
00:58:43.280 --> 00:58:46.079
So then later in the cafeteria drug store, one of

1380
00:58:46.280 --> 00:58:49.480
Stegman's guys starts a fight to basically create a distraction

1381
00:58:49.800 --> 00:58:53.159
while Stegman's guys Vinny walk up and stab Arthur Michael J.

1382
00:58:53.239 --> 00:58:55.840
Fox's character setting him to the hospital with a ruptured kidney.

1383
00:58:56.559 --> 00:58:56.760
Yeah.

1384
00:58:56.760 --> 00:58:57.960
They stick him like a pig.

1385
00:58:58.079 --> 00:59:00.400
Yeah, with a very very sharp and long bleed.

1386
00:59:00.679 --> 00:59:03.320
Yeah, and it's one of those squiggly lads. I don't

1387
00:59:03.320 --> 00:59:06.440
know the ID, but it causes more damage.

1388
00:59:06.519 --> 00:59:08.880
So Norris begs the detective to interfere some way, as

1389
00:59:08.880 --> 00:59:10.679
this violence is only going to escalate. So the next

1390
00:59:10.760 --> 00:59:12.800
day we see Norris and Corgan with their wives at

1391
00:59:12.840 --> 00:59:15.920
the park having a picnic. Corgan, of unfortunately though, taken

1392
00:59:15.960 --> 00:59:17.440
to the little Heart on the Booze.

1393
00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:24.159
David what be an adult? That's his medicine. That's his medicine, right, right,

1394
00:59:24.559 --> 00:59:26.000
he's taking his medicine.

1395
00:59:26.000 --> 00:59:27.920
Because Norris even says, you know, like what are you doing?

1396
00:59:27.960 --> 00:59:30.159
And that's when Corgan's just like, you know, oh my god,

1397
00:59:30.199 --> 00:59:31.800
like I'm a failure, Like I don't know what I'm

1398
00:59:31.800 --> 00:59:33.239
gonna do. And Norris is like, no, like you're one

1399
00:59:33.239 --> 00:59:35.320
of the best teachers in the school, tries to talk

1400
00:59:35.400 --> 00:59:37.039
him out of it. So the next day we see

1401
00:59:37.079 --> 00:59:40.440
Norris conducting his conducting his orchestra. They're sounding great. He

1402
00:59:40.519 --> 00:59:42.639
even stops and he's like, you know, we're gonna have this.

1403
00:59:42.960 --> 00:59:46.360
This auditorium filled and the people here. I think you

1404
00:59:46.360 --> 00:59:49.280
guys sound terrific, and she's like, you know, oh you

1405
00:59:49.280 --> 00:59:50.639
think we don get He's like, I didn't say good,

1406
00:59:50.679 --> 00:59:53.679
I said terrific. Suddenly, though that happy moment's cut short,

1407
00:59:53.679 --> 00:59:56.840
a security enters, telling Norris that there's a situation. We

1408
00:59:56.920 --> 00:59:59.960
cut to Corgan's classroom, where we see him teaching, except

1409
01:00:00.039 --> 01:00:02.280
he is now teaching with Stegman and his gang all

1410
01:00:02.320 --> 01:00:05.840
at the desk get along with some other students at gunpoint.

1411
01:00:05.920 --> 01:00:07.920
Which honestly is a great way to get kids to

1412
01:00:07.920 --> 01:00:12.000
pay attention. I mean, that'll beat adderall any day.

1413
01:00:12.039 --> 01:00:22.840
Do you Even? Movie will be right back, welcome back

1414
01:00:22.880 --> 01:00:24.119
to do you Even?

1415
01:00:24.239 --> 01:00:24.599
Movie?

1416
01:00:29.559 --> 01:00:33.440
Truly is because Norris begs morgan Thal principal morgan Thal

1417
01:00:33.480 --> 01:00:35.239
for a chance to speak to Corgan because he's ready

1418
01:00:35.239 --> 01:00:36.559
to send the cops and like trying to get this

1419
01:00:36.679 --> 01:00:38.599
completely taken out, and he's like, let me talk to him.

1420
01:00:38.760 --> 01:00:41.239
So Norris enters and Corgan's like, oh, well you shouldn't

1421
01:00:41.280 --> 01:00:42.679
be here, like I have a class. And by this

1422
01:00:42.719 --> 01:00:44.360
point mcdal has lost it.

1423
01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:47.920
No, he's not even he's broken. Yeah, yeah, he's completely snapped.

1424
01:00:48.000 --> 01:00:51.159
So we see that he is going up to most

1425
01:00:51.199 --> 01:00:53.480
of Stegman's gang with a gun and asking them a question,

1426
01:00:53.559 --> 01:00:55.639
and like he basically has his finger on the trigger as.

1427
01:00:55.519 --> 01:00:56.599
He's asking these questions.

1428
01:00:56.760 --> 01:01:00.239
Yeah, and everybody gets it right except for Stegman, who

1429
01:01:00.239 --> 01:01:01.599
looks genuinely afraid.

1430
01:01:01.960 --> 01:01:02.159
Yeah.

1431
01:01:02.239 --> 01:01:04.559
No, he's pissing his little Jordan ash jeens.

1432
01:01:04.280 --> 01:01:06.559
Yeah because he cannot answer the question. And I think

1433
01:01:06.559 --> 01:01:08.239
it's actually having something to do with the anatomy of

1434
01:01:08.280 --> 01:01:09.639
the Rabbits, because he's like, you know, well you put

1435
01:01:09.679 --> 01:01:12.280
on a great display, yes, and you can't answer this question.

1436
01:01:12.920 --> 01:01:16.440
So Corgan clearly broken by these events. You know, he

1437
01:01:16.519 --> 01:01:18.599
is just right into Stegman's face. He's about to pull

1438
01:01:18.599 --> 01:01:22.159
the trigger. Norris rushes him. He a gunshot goes off

1439
01:01:22.199 --> 01:01:24.360
at the classroom, clears out of all the kids, and

1440
01:01:24.400 --> 01:01:26.320
he tries to console his best say, they get the

1441
01:01:26.320 --> 01:01:27.519
gun away, fro hi yea, they get the gun from

1442
01:01:27.519 --> 01:01:29.280
He tries to console him as best he can. Morgan

1443
01:01:29.320 --> 01:01:30.880
Thal states he needs to go, like he needs to

1444
01:01:30.880 --> 01:01:32.440
go see professional, like he needs to be taken to

1445
01:01:32.440 --> 01:01:34.159
a hospital right now, and Norris is like, no, no, let

1446
01:01:34.199 --> 01:01:37.320
me drive him home. Corgan says nope, and he refuses

1447
01:01:37.360 --> 01:01:40.400
and later that night we see him driving downtown, also

1448
01:01:40.440 --> 01:01:42.280
having more to drink behind the wheel of his car

1449
01:01:42.559 --> 01:01:44.559
as he catches side of Stegman's gang coming out of

1450
01:01:44.599 --> 01:01:48.280
the punk bar and he decides to pursue them in

1451
01:01:48.320 --> 01:01:49.639
a very intense scene.

1452
01:01:49.719 --> 01:01:55.960
Right now, Yes, this is kind of the like, this

1453
01:01:56.599 --> 01:01:59.280
is where the film kind of reaches the peak. Yeah,

1454
01:01:59.320 --> 01:02:02.440
and then when I say it goes downhill, I mean

1455
01:02:02.519 --> 01:02:05.719
like everything go escalates so much faster, like they've been

1456
01:02:05.760 --> 01:02:08.880
pushing a boulder up a hill of like violence and

1457
01:02:08.920 --> 01:02:10.360
freaking this freaking out.

1458
01:02:10.440 --> 01:02:12.239
This is basically the hold my beer moment.

1459
01:02:12.400 --> 01:02:14.199
Yeah, and then once once they get to the top,

1460
01:02:14.400 --> 01:02:18.280
everything everything begins to go insane from this moment on.

1461
01:02:18.519 --> 01:02:20.840
So he uh, he ambushes Stegmen at his car and

1462
01:02:21.079 --> 01:02:23.280
he crashed into a car, stalling his car. Stegmen at

1463
01:02:23.280 --> 01:02:24.760
is ganging hop on the car and they're like, you

1464
01:02:24.760 --> 01:02:26.440
know you motherfucker, Like we're gonna kick you.

1465
01:02:26.639 --> 01:02:28.440
He's trying to he will kick you.

1466
01:02:28.519 --> 01:02:31.360
Kill you, gonna give you that way, Yeah.

1467
01:02:31.159 --> 01:02:33.119
Trying to start the car. He finally gets it started.

1468
01:02:33.159 --> 01:02:34.440
Stegman's on top of the car.

1469
01:02:34.519 --> 01:02:36.199
Now, yeah, he's on the hood. Yeah, on the hood.

1470
01:02:36.199 --> 01:02:37.039
So he starts driving.

1471
01:02:37.079 --> 01:02:40.039
He Stegman flies off, McDowell loses control of the car,

1472
01:02:40.159 --> 01:02:42.280
ramps off of another car. The car flips and then

1473
01:02:42.400 --> 01:02:43.679
blows up, killing Corgan.

1474
01:02:43.800 --> 01:02:46.400
Yeah, it blows up, and then it catches fire, then

1475
01:02:46.599 --> 01:02:52.280
really explodes, explodes, and these fucking punks start gathering around

1476
01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:53.960
the car going like like putting their hands out like

1477
01:02:54.000 --> 01:02:54.719
to warm their hands.

1478
01:02:54.840 --> 01:02:58.840
Like you can see Stegman. Stegman's off to the side

1479
01:02:58.880 --> 01:03:01.360
and he just has this look like now it's on.

1480
01:03:01.639 --> 01:03:05.079
Yeah, no, it's it's it's bad. So before we go further.

1481
01:03:04.840 --> 01:03:06.760
Tho, yes, because we are getting close to the end.

1482
01:03:06.880 --> 01:03:10.559
Yes, of course we We talked about this off air

1483
01:03:10.719 --> 01:03:16.480
a little bit. I had technically two teachers snapped. One

1484
01:03:16.599 --> 01:03:19.880
was really bad though. When I was in school, I

1485
01:03:19.920 --> 01:03:21.599
went to a little bit rougher school than you did.

1486
01:03:22.400 --> 01:03:24.559
I went to a school that was that was straight

1487
01:03:24.639 --> 01:03:29.599
up like one of the poorest suburbs. And then also

1488
01:03:29.840 --> 01:03:33.800
kids were busted in from downtown, which caused a lot

1489
01:03:33.840 --> 01:03:35.480
of trouble unfortunately.

1490
01:03:35.599 --> 01:03:36.920
Yeah, and but.

1491
01:03:36.920 --> 01:03:38.760
I did what was your was your high school? Did

1492
01:03:38.800 --> 01:03:41.840
you have much in that? That's okay, I mean you shouldn't.

1493
01:03:41.400 --> 01:03:44.239
You should Troy. Troy really didn't have. That's good. That's good.

1494
01:03:44.400 --> 01:03:45.840
No, I'm about to tell your stuff that. I'm not

1495
01:03:45.840 --> 01:03:47.320
even gonna name the schoolcause I don't want to. I

1496
01:03:47.320 --> 01:03:52.760
don't want troubles fair. But basically, one time I saw

1497
01:03:52.760 --> 01:03:56.199
a gym teacher freak out and he he broke a

1498
01:03:56.239 --> 01:03:58.840
bowling pin on the ground and then stomped off and

1499
01:03:58.880 --> 01:04:01.159
we didn't see him for the rest of the fuck. Okay,

1500
01:04:01.559 --> 01:04:07.360
there was another teacher who he had been needled and

1501
01:04:07.480 --> 01:04:09.599
bullied and needled by these kids, and he was probably

1502
01:04:09.599 --> 01:04:14.519
like a fifty year old guy, and finally he told

1503
01:04:15.760 --> 01:04:18.719
he told the kid to just shut up and get out,

1504
01:04:19.599 --> 01:04:24.079
and the kid punched him in the face Jesus really hard.

1505
01:04:24.199 --> 01:04:26.440
Yeah, And.

1506
01:04:28.119 --> 01:04:32.719
He didn't attack the kid back, but he ended up

1507
01:04:32.719 --> 01:04:35.719
having to go and administrative leave. There was a lawsuit

1508
01:04:35.960 --> 01:04:38.199
from what I understand or something, or there was definitely

1509
01:04:38.239 --> 01:04:41.639
a settlement of some kind. And then when he came back,

1510
01:04:43.239 --> 01:04:47.000
I had one of his I had a I don't know,

1511
01:04:47.079 --> 01:04:49.320
it's been so long since I was in school. There

1512
01:04:49.320 --> 01:04:51.599
are these classes that aren't really classes. They're like they're

1513
01:04:51.639 --> 01:04:54.519
like gap classes or something. He was a teacher in

1514
01:04:54.559 --> 01:04:56.800
one of those, because that's where you don't really teach anything,

1515
01:04:57.760 --> 01:05:01.840
and he this is actually funny, and I sad. He

1516
01:05:01.960 --> 01:05:09.199
had the most I can't be fired attitude. He would

1517
01:05:09.239 --> 01:05:11.760
talk with us and he'd make jokes and if you

1518
01:05:11.840 --> 01:05:15.760
were pleasant to him, he was incredibly pleasant. But I'm not.

1519
01:05:15.840 --> 01:05:20.199
I wish, I wish I was joking. This is so

1520
01:05:20.440 --> 01:05:21.519
I've never told the story.

1521
01:05:21.599 --> 01:05:22.039
Go ahead.

1522
01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:27.199
So's he's doing these and there are some kids in

1523
01:05:27.239 --> 01:05:29.840
that class that are trouble makers. And when they would

1524
01:05:29.840 --> 01:05:32.440
say something he would he would just he would just

1525
01:05:32.440 --> 01:05:34.239
shrug and be like, I don't care what you think

1526
01:05:34.800 --> 01:05:38.159
to those kids, blah blah, and I'm not kidding. This

1527
01:05:38.280 --> 01:05:42.280
really happened. This sounds insane. After after some kids were

1528
01:05:42.320 --> 01:05:45.280
being rude or whatever, he said, hey, who wants to

1529
01:05:45.320 --> 01:05:48.960
hear a song? I'm not kidding, And he went off

1530
01:05:49.039 --> 01:05:52.480
and grabbed I think it was a oh man, what

1531
01:05:52.480 --> 01:05:55.280
are those? Not a ukulele, but the the mandolin. It

1532
01:05:55.320 --> 01:05:57.440
was a mandolin. He pulls on a mandolin and starts

1533
01:05:57.480 --> 01:06:01.159
playing strumming a tune, and he had a song. I

1534
01:06:01.159 --> 01:06:02.599
don't know if he was making it up or if

1535
01:06:02.639 --> 01:06:05.519
he'd made it up before, but it was just about

1536
01:06:05.559 --> 01:06:08.360
like I wish I could remember exactly was, but I

1537
01:06:08.400 --> 01:06:11.039
remember the hook of the chorus because it was so offensive.

1538
01:06:11.039 --> 01:06:15.159
Oh god, I'm so serious.

1539
01:06:15.800 --> 01:06:17.880
He starts playing the times that he's like, you know,

1540
01:06:17.920 --> 01:06:19.880
you live your life and you get married, you get

1541
01:06:19.880 --> 01:06:22.000
a job, and you pay your taxes, and you do

1542
01:06:22.079 --> 01:06:23.840
this and this and this, and it's like all of

1543
01:06:23.840 --> 01:06:26.000
a sudden, he's like, and why do you pay your taxes?

1544
01:06:26.039 --> 01:06:28.360
And why do you go to work? So some retard

1545
01:06:28.400 --> 01:06:32.679
can have fun in high school to do That's just

1546
01:06:32.719 --> 01:06:35.280
what he did with the class. He sang this incredibly

1547
01:06:35.360 --> 01:06:41.000
moving song. Yeah, I can't believe I've never told.

1548
01:06:40.880 --> 01:06:42.360
This story, but it was.

1549
01:06:42.400 --> 01:06:46.800
It was truly wild, and yeah, I just I just

1550
01:06:46.840 --> 01:06:48.199
felt that I should share that one.

1551
01:06:48.559 --> 01:06:50.639
The only one that I have that is worth that

1552
01:06:50.719 --> 01:06:51.280
is worth telling.

1553
01:06:51.360 --> 01:06:54.599
Is a little sad, but not not not incredibly so,

1554
01:06:54.760 --> 01:06:57.400
just a little sad. We had a teacher in my

1555
01:07:00.119 --> 01:07:02.400
junior my junior year of high school. He was a

1556
01:07:02.480 --> 01:07:03.239
chemistry teacher.

1557
01:07:03.719 --> 01:07:06.559
I dropped out my sophomore year. Dunk. Uh.

1558
01:07:06.679 --> 01:07:09.800
He was a chemistry teacher and he was super nice

1559
01:07:09.840 --> 01:07:11.960
guy and a really good teacher too, But he I

1560
01:07:12.000 --> 01:07:14.559
think he was a narcoleptic, Like he would fall asleep

1561
01:07:14.800 --> 01:07:18.079
at his desk while teaching like it was.

1562
01:07:18.199 --> 01:07:20.440
It was a bit of a problem. Dave M.

1563
01:07:22.400 --> 01:07:24.159
Your teacher might have been a drug addict.

1564
01:07:24.239 --> 01:07:25.840
I mean, there's that possibility to.

1565
01:07:26.000 --> 01:07:28.960
Oh my my, my computer typing teacher was a cotte.

1566
01:07:29.000 --> 01:07:29.320
It was.

1567
01:07:29.440 --> 01:07:32.559
It was, oh my god, he was red and he

1568
01:07:32.719 --> 01:07:34.480
just sniffed the entire class.

1569
01:07:34.559 --> 01:07:36.639
He was a he was he was a bigger, bigger guy.

1570
01:07:36.679 --> 01:07:38.159
So I don't know what drug it would have been,

1571
01:07:38.199 --> 01:07:39.440
but regardless.

1572
01:07:38.880 --> 01:07:39.519
He might have been.

1573
01:07:39.559 --> 01:07:41.360
It's just when you said that, I was like, have

1574
01:07:41.519 --> 01:07:43.119
you considered.

1575
01:07:42.599 --> 01:07:44.280
I hadn't until you said that. Yeah.

1576
01:07:44.320 --> 01:07:47.800
But anyway, one day in particular, he had a class

1577
01:07:47.920 --> 01:07:50.119
and apparently fell asleep while teaching the class or like

1578
01:07:50.159 --> 01:07:52.199
they were like, you know, doing study work or whatever.

1579
01:07:52.239 --> 01:07:53.599
So he was at his desk and he'd fallen.

1580
01:07:53.440 --> 01:07:57.000
Asleep, and they got into his cabinet, his science cabinet,

1581
01:07:57.159 --> 01:08:02.480
and got fireworks what and proceeded to set a trash

1582
01:08:02.519 --> 01:08:05.360
can on fire in the commons with them.

1583
01:08:05.639 --> 01:08:07.079
That's the coolest thing I've ever heard.

1584
01:08:07.119 --> 01:08:11.199
The teacher unfortunately got let go because.

1585
01:08:11.360 --> 01:08:14.639
That Teacher's Union did him dirty. He should have been fine, but.

1586
01:08:14.920 --> 01:08:16.840
That was the story I heard, was that he had

1587
01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:19.159
fallen asleep, they got into his cabinet, got the fireworks,

1588
01:08:19.159 --> 01:08:20.560
and they set a trash cait on fire in the comments.

1589
01:08:20.560 --> 01:08:22.840
I remember hearing the firework go off in school that day.

1590
01:08:23.279 --> 01:08:24.760
That's that's terrifying.

1591
01:08:24.840 --> 01:08:25.039
Yeah.

1592
01:08:25.079 --> 01:08:27.479
Because one other thing I want to mention before we

1593
01:08:27.520 --> 01:08:30.800
move on is so I went I would have graduated

1594
01:08:30.800 --> 01:08:32.640
in two thousand and five. Yeah, So I was in

1595
01:08:32.680 --> 01:08:36.359
middle school in Columbine the school shooting Columbine happened. Yeah,

1596
01:08:36.399 --> 01:08:40.800
and that changed everything absolutely all of a sudden. We

1597
01:08:40.800 --> 01:08:44.159
weren't allowed to carry backpacks, we weren't allowed to wear

1598
01:08:44.239 --> 01:08:49.880
jackets or coats, and we had to carry a ID

1599
01:08:50.720 --> 01:08:53.680
around our neck Jesus, with a photo ID around our

1600
01:08:53.720 --> 01:08:56.079
neck wherever we were. If you weren't wearing it, you

1601
01:08:56.159 --> 01:08:57.520
got you got.

1602
01:08:57.359 --> 01:08:58.479
In trouble, Jesus.

1603
01:08:58.680 --> 01:09:00.399
And if you came to school and for got it,

1604
01:09:00.640 --> 01:09:02.239
you had to go to the office and pay a

1605
01:09:02.279 --> 01:09:06.119
dollar for a temporary one. And you would literally come

1606
01:09:06.159 --> 01:09:07.960
into school and it was on a land you'd had

1607
01:09:07.960 --> 01:09:10.680
a barcode and you would scan it and that would

1608
01:09:10.760 --> 01:09:13.319
let them know that you were present to school. And

1609
01:09:13.359 --> 01:09:15.439
it also was so that people could immediately look at

1610
01:09:15.479 --> 01:09:17.920
your your ID to know you were a student, which,

1611
01:09:18.079 --> 01:09:20.960
by the way, one of the the moments that really

1612
01:09:20.960 --> 01:09:23.439
tells you what high school was like for me. The

1613
01:09:23.439 --> 01:09:26.159
assistant principal, who I did not know and did not

1614
01:09:26.279 --> 01:09:30.159
know me, was it seemed like we were troublemakers. We

1615
01:09:30.159 --> 01:09:31.720
were all like talking and laughing and walking through the

1616
01:09:31.760 --> 01:09:34.640
hall and she just went, excuse me, what's your name?

1617
01:09:35.800 --> 01:09:37.800
And I said Henrik, because that's how I said it

1618
01:09:37.840 --> 01:09:40.880
back then. Yeah, And and she said, let me see

1619
01:09:40.880 --> 01:09:41.319
your ID.

1620
01:09:42.039 --> 01:09:43.279
Are you fucking kidding me?

1621
01:09:43.720 --> 01:09:46.159
So I don't have a common name, especially not in

1622
01:09:46.199 --> 01:09:48.720
Ohio in early two thousands, but like so I had

1623
01:09:48.720 --> 01:09:51.319
to show it you and I'm like, right there.

1624
01:09:51.520 --> 01:09:52.920
Yeah, but you know who.

1625
01:09:52.960 --> 01:09:56.600
They wouldn't have done that to the Arab students, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1626
01:09:56.600 --> 01:10:00.319
but because they we all, yeah, they they them would

1627
01:10:00.319 --> 01:10:02.319
try to be kind to their, to their you know,

1628
01:10:02.479 --> 01:10:06.680
names being unusual. Yeah, but uh yeah. So there was

1629
01:10:06.720 --> 01:10:09.039
a lot of stuff like that. There was a lot

1630
01:10:09.039 --> 01:10:10.640
of drug dealing going on in my school. There were

1631
01:10:10.640 --> 01:10:15.279
a lot of serious fights. So it was I was

1632
01:10:15.279 --> 01:10:17.119
always amazed when we had the teachers that kept a

1633
01:10:17.159 --> 01:10:20.720
really good mindset. Yeah, at one time, a kid in

1634
01:10:20.760 --> 01:10:22.760
middle school, a kid I think, yeah, it was a

1635
01:10:22.840 --> 01:10:25.239
kid went crazy with a fire extinguishers or spraying people.

1636
01:10:25.239 --> 01:10:25.640
Oh god.

1637
01:10:26.119 --> 01:10:32.359
And uh, this female teacher who was very big famously

1638
01:10:33.239 --> 01:10:35.359
as he was walking by, popped her door open and

1639
01:10:35.439 --> 01:10:37.039
just grabbed him and tackled him.

1640
01:10:37.159 --> 01:10:37.840
Holy shit.

1641
01:10:39.000 --> 01:10:40.279
Anyway, that's all I got.

1642
01:10:40.319 --> 01:10:41.800
I don't want to. I don't want to. I'll give

1643
01:10:41.840 --> 01:10:42.880
I'll give one more story than it.

1644
01:10:43.079 --> 01:10:45.039
Actually that this has nothing to do with my high

1645
01:10:45.039 --> 01:10:49.720
school experience, but this is something interesting recently. Unfortunately, due

1646
01:10:49.720 --> 01:10:52.520
to to the school shooting increase and whatnot, they've installed

1647
01:10:52.560 --> 01:10:55.520
a lot of panic buttons into schools for lockdown procedures

1648
01:10:55.560 --> 01:10:59.159
and whatnot. So recently in my town, we had a

1649
01:10:59.199 --> 01:11:02.920
teacher that this is a three D printed button that's

1650
01:11:02.960 --> 01:11:04.920
on a keyboard and basically you push it, you type

1651
01:11:04.960 --> 01:11:06.520
in the code, and it sends out the signal locks

1652
01:11:06.560 --> 01:11:09.279
down the school and everything. Okay, So the substitute gets

1653
01:11:09.279 --> 01:11:13.479
in one morning apparently oh Tom Bringer, and is getting

1654
01:11:13.479 --> 01:11:15.680
ready to take attendance. So she's logging on and apparently

1655
01:11:15.720 --> 01:11:18.560
she taps the button by mistake, not realizing and thinks

1656
01:11:18.600 --> 01:11:20.720
that she's just putting your password in to take attendance,

1657
01:11:22.039 --> 01:11:23.760
so immediately goes into lockdown.

1658
01:11:23.800 --> 01:11:26.399
So that was that. That was the first time Jesus.

1659
01:11:26.760 --> 01:11:29.680
So then they get that all sorted at some point

1660
01:11:29.680 --> 01:11:31.439
in the day, like probably like an a like forty

1661
01:11:31.479 --> 01:11:33.640
five minutes later, everything's calmed down because like this is

1662
01:11:33.760 --> 01:11:35.319
this is in the age of Facebook. Keep in mind,

1663
01:11:35.319 --> 01:11:37.840
so parents are notified because the kids are like, you know, well,

1664
01:11:37.840 --> 01:11:40.319
the school's on lockdown. So parents are freaking out. It

1665
01:11:40.359 --> 01:11:42.159
was news all over I'm sitting at work and like

1666
01:11:42.279 --> 01:11:45.800
just following it through Facebook basically. Well then an hour

1667
01:11:45.920 --> 01:11:47.840
later it goes off again.

1668
01:11:48.359 --> 01:11:50.239
Oh my god, because.

1669
01:11:50.199 --> 01:11:52.119
They had gone to her and been like, you know, okay, well,

1670
01:11:52.119 --> 01:11:54.039
like you know, explain to us what happened. And she's like, well,

1671
01:11:54.079 --> 01:11:55.600
you know, I was doing this and doing this, and

1672
01:11:55.680 --> 01:11:58.359
she demonstrated by doing it again.

1673
01:12:00.560 --> 01:12:03.319
Not the brightest of educators.

1674
01:12:02.920 --> 01:12:04.399
Had to be walked out by the police.

1675
01:12:04.439 --> 01:12:06.520
I do not know if she's even in the system

1676
01:12:06.520 --> 01:12:08.800
anymore for substitution, but I just thought I would share

1677
01:12:08.840 --> 01:12:10.760
that because that's a fucking crazy.

1678
01:12:10.560 --> 01:12:12.079
Well, and I'll give you one other thing that I

1679
01:12:12.239 --> 01:12:15.399
that is and poignant because with this revolving door policy

1680
01:12:15.399 --> 01:12:17.439
and these kids kind of coming and going and being

1681
01:12:17.479 --> 01:12:20.279
so troublesome and so violent. My school had a zero

1682
01:12:20.399 --> 01:12:24.520
tolerance policy for certain things, and a kid I knew

1683
01:12:26.159 --> 01:12:29.560
got to school put his backpack in his locker and

1684
01:12:29.600 --> 01:12:31.800
then all of a sudden realized he had a paintball

1685
01:12:31.840 --> 01:12:35.800
gun shit in his bag. Yeah, so he locked his locker. Yah,

1686
01:12:36.520 --> 01:12:41.359
went to the office and said, Hey, I accidentally brought

1687
01:12:41.399 --> 01:12:44.760
my paintball gun. It's in my backpack in my locker

1688
01:12:44.840 --> 01:12:48.039
lock Yeah. Like, if you guys want to go get

1689
01:12:48.079 --> 01:12:50.159
it and whatever, you can call my dad. He can

1690
01:12:50.199 --> 01:12:51.800
come and get her or something, because like, I know

1691
01:12:51.880 --> 01:12:53.079
that this is not okay.

1692
01:12:53.319 --> 01:12:55.880
Yeah, it probably wasn't the best.

1693
01:12:56.079 --> 01:12:59.399
He got suspended, Yeah, and almost expelled.

1694
01:12:59.479 --> 01:13:00.439
Yeah.

1695
01:13:00.760 --> 01:13:03.800
And I remember because when it happened, all of us

1696
01:13:03.880 --> 01:13:09.560
kids were like, so never to tell anybody, trust them

1697
01:13:09.600 --> 01:13:16.000
in any way, just when in doubt, lie, hide secrets forever.

1698
01:13:16.199 --> 01:13:19.560
There's only certain there's only a certain amount of teachers that, like,

1699
01:13:19.640 --> 01:13:22.399
I have a handful that I trusted to tell anything

1700
01:13:22.439 --> 01:13:24.439
to in high school that I knew. I was cool

1701
01:13:24.439 --> 01:13:26.279
with that if I had anything like that happen. But

1702
01:13:26.319 --> 01:13:27.760
I still would have never gone to the office and

1703
01:13:27.800 --> 01:13:29.640
been like, hey, I have this in my locker.

1704
01:13:29.920 --> 01:13:31.239
That just does not well.

1705
01:13:31.600 --> 01:13:34.640
I get that he was afraid he was getting caught

1706
01:13:34.640 --> 01:13:36.720
with Yeah, no, I get that. And the sad thing

1707
01:13:36.840 --> 01:13:38.680
is you would think that that would have been the

1708
01:13:38.680 --> 01:13:40.600
way that you wouldn't get in trouble. Yeah, is that

1709
01:13:40.680 --> 01:13:42.800
you would be like, there's absolutely no threat to anybody.

1710
01:13:43.039 --> 01:13:45.079
I don't have it on me, like it's over there.

1711
01:13:45.119 --> 01:13:46.960
But yeah, it was just like they treated him like

1712
01:13:47.079 --> 01:13:48.119
a maniac.

1713
01:13:48.439 --> 01:13:51.560
I did almost get suspended for a fart machine. One, David,

1714
01:13:51.600 --> 01:13:53.359
you are a fart machine. I mean I am.

1715
01:13:53.439 --> 01:13:57.640
But so last story, we had finished up our Christmas

1716
01:13:57.640 --> 01:14:01.159
Carol unit, and the final stage of the Christmas Carroll

1717
01:14:01.199 --> 01:14:03.319
unit was we got to watch George C's Christmas Carol,

1718
01:14:03.359 --> 01:14:06.680
George's House Christmas Carol, which I've seen countless times, Like

1719
01:14:06.720 --> 01:14:08.520
I grew up with that movie, so I know, I

1720
01:14:08.560 --> 01:14:11.199
know that movie basically front and backwards, right, And I

1721
01:14:11.319 --> 01:14:13.159
just so happened to have a fart machine with me

1722
01:14:13.199 --> 01:14:14.920
that day that I had brought to school because it

1723
01:14:14.920 --> 01:14:16.239
was a gift I was gonna give to my father,

1724
01:14:16.319 --> 01:14:18.039
but I was showing off to some friends before I

1725
01:14:18.079 --> 01:14:21.920
had gifted it, and keeping in mind that we were

1726
01:14:21.960 --> 01:14:23.800
watching at Christmas Carol, I was like, I know all

1727
01:14:23.840 --> 01:14:25.079
the quiet parts.

1728
01:14:25.119 --> 01:14:26.279
Of that movie.

1729
01:14:26.880 --> 01:14:30.159
So about halfway through you could see that the teacher

1730
01:14:30.239 --> 01:14:32.000
that the classroom we were in watching the movie was

1731
01:14:32.199 --> 01:14:35.720
getting a bit annoyed and suspicious of to whom was

1732
01:14:35.760 --> 01:14:39.760
doing it. And the movie ended, we thought everything was okay,

1733
01:14:39.840 --> 01:14:41.840
and then we saw this one kid that we none

1734
01:14:41.880 --> 01:14:43.680
of us really liked go up to her.

1735
01:14:43.880 --> 01:14:45.479
They went out in the hall, and then what do

1736
01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:45.760
you know.

1737
01:14:45.960 --> 01:14:48.000
I was called out in the hall about five minutes

1738
01:14:48.079 --> 01:14:52.920
later and I got sent to the office. Luckily, my

1739
01:14:53.039 --> 01:14:57.000
family knew. I knew the vice pensable even before going

1740
01:14:57.000 --> 01:14:59.720
to the school. So she was just like, listen, I'm

1741
01:14:59.760 --> 01:15:02.199
gonna take this. You can have it back at the

1742
01:15:02.279 --> 01:15:03.760
end of the day, and there may be an attention

1743
01:15:03.840 --> 01:15:05.880
with it. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna decide on that.

1744
01:15:06.239 --> 01:15:07.640
The best thing was when I went to get at

1745
01:15:07.640 --> 01:15:08.720
the end of the day, she opened it up and

1746
01:15:08.760 --> 01:15:10.479
it went off like three times she was opening it,

1747
01:15:11.720 --> 01:15:14.479
which made her laugh. And I didn't get the attention,

1748
01:15:14.640 --> 01:15:16.439
but I did almost get into a lot of trouble

1749
01:15:16.520 --> 01:15:16.720
for that.

1750
01:15:18.000 --> 01:15:18.760
Must be nice.

1751
01:15:18.920 --> 01:15:21.439
Oh the teacher who caught me like she was she

1752
01:15:21.520 --> 01:15:23.199
was requesting suspension, yeah, of course.

1753
01:15:23.319 --> 01:15:23.760
Yeah.

1754
01:15:23.800 --> 01:15:25.439
And that's when like she looked at the paper and

1755
01:15:25.479 --> 01:15:27.000
she's like, I'm not gonna suspend you, but like you

1756
01:15:27.039 --> 01:15:28.680
probably are gonna have to get some kind of punishment.

1757
01:15:28.920 --> 01:15:29.239
Yeah.

1758
01:15:29.359 --> 01:15:31.159
Oh when, by the way, when I got the detention

1759
01:15:31.239 --> 01:15:34.960
for participating in the walkout, the person who was scheduling

1760
01:15:35.039 --> 01:15:40.880
it typed my name in four times because they kept thinking, no,

1761
01:15:40.960 --> 01:15:43.119
I'm not joking. They kept thinking they were misspelling it

1762
01:15:43.159 --> 01:15:46.159
because no priors came up. Yeah, and I look like

1763
01:15:46.199 --> 01:15:48.560
a maniac, but I was pretty I was just so

1764
01:15:48.720 --> 01:15:51.239
bored and annoyed in school. I never really did anything

1765
01:15:51.279 --> 01:15:52.720
other than like try.

1766
01:15:52.520 --> 01:15:55.319
Not to fall asleep. Jesus, Yeah, who had ever guessed

1767
01:15:55.319 --> 01:15:56.039
I had adhd?

1768
01:15:56.079 --> 01:15:56.479
Anybody?

1769
01:15:58.560 --> 01:16:09.039
Do you even move? A? He'll be right back. Welcome

1770
01:16:09.119 --> 01:16:11.079
back to do you even movie?

1771
01:16:15.920 --> 01:16:16.640
Back to the movie.

1772
01:16:16.680 --> 01:16:19.199
So the next day, Diane confronts Norris, telling him that

1773
01:16:19.239 --> 01:16:21.279
she's going to stay with her mother and is he

1774
01:16:21.359 --> 01:16:23.319
ready to leave because she's had enough of this it's

1775
01:16:23.319 --> 01:16:25.520
getting too dangerous now. And Norris tells her that he

1776
01:16:25.520 --> 01:16:28.079
can handle these kids unlike Terry, and she goes, well,

1777
01:16:28.119 --> 01:16:29.800
you know, I don't want you to end up like Terry.

1778
01:16:29.840 --> 01:16:30.920
That's basically what's going on.

1779
01:16:31.319 --> 01:16:33.279
No shit, So she worries his fate will be the

1780
01:16:33.319 --> 01:16:36.119
same and tell and he tells her, listen, we'll stay

1781
01:16:36.119 --> 01:16:38.319
for the concert. When the concert ends and the kids have,

1782
01:16:38.399 --> 01:16:40.560
you know, performed, we will immediately pack up and go

1783
01:16:40.600 --> 01:16:42.880
to your mother's and we'll we'll that's the.

1784
01:16:42.880 --> 01:16:43.239
End of this.

1785
01:16:43.880 --> 01:16:48.520
Yeah, and uh, I'm sure it goes well. You know

1786
01:16:48.720 --> 01:16:51.479
the phrase too little, too late.

1787
01:16:52.479 --> 01:16:54.479
Norris goes to see Arthur at the hospital, who is

1788
01:16:54.520 --> 01:16:56.479
awakened talking now, and he asked him, you know, do

1789
01:16:56.520 --> 01:16:58.159
you know who stabbed him? Like he told the police

1790
01:16:58.159 --> 01:17:00.000
you didn't, but I don't believe that. And Arthur's like,

1791
01:17:00.039 --> 01:17:01.720
you know, if I tell you who it was, they're

1792
01:17:01.760 --> 01:17:03.439
gonna get me as soon as I get out of here,

1793
01:17:03.479 --> 01:17:05.199
Like there's no point in me telling you this. It's

1794
01:17:05.239 --> 01:17:06.800
just you know, I'm in danger if I tell you this.

1795
01:17:07.159 --> 01:17:09.199
And that's when he Norris is like, you know, well,

1796
01:17:09.359 --> 01:17:12.239
if you don't help me, somebody else might get hurt.

1797
01:17:12.920 --> 01:17:13.920
Yeah, And so that's.

1798
01:17:13.840 --> 01:17:15.239
When he tells him that Vinnie was the one who

1799
01:17:15.239 --> 01:17:17.399
stabbed him. So we see that Stegman and his gang

1800
01:17:17.439 --> 01:17:20.479
got arrested, but they've already been released because a Norris

1801
01:17:20.560 --> 01:17:22.520
is approaching the police station all five of them. They're

1802
01:17:22.600 --> 01:17:25.560
leaving laughing, and of course Stegman catches Norris's eyes. Norris

1803
01:17:25.560 --> 01:17:27.520
goes into the police station and asks t Whiskey, you

1804
01:17:27.560 --> 01:17:29.720
know what happened, and he's like, listen, Vinnie did admit

1805
01:17:29.760 --> 01:17:31.239
to it. We have nothing to hold them. This is

1806
01:17:31.279 --> 01:17:34.079
all here say. There's no witnesses except for Arthur, but

1807
01:17:34.119 --> 01:17:36.039
we can't take his testimony because we don't know how

1808
01:17:36.079 --> 01:17:37.359
coherent he was when it happened.

1809
01:17:37.399 --> 01:17:37.680
Mm hm.

1810
01:17:38.239 --> 01:17:42.199
So that's when Norris calls his wife and he tells

1811
01:17:42.199 --> 01:17:44.039
her that, you know, the carts begins at eight tonight,

1812
01:17:44.399 --> 01:17:46.560
be here. We'll go home immediately after and we'll get

1813
01:17:46.600 --> 01:17:49.279
ready to leave. So at school, Stegman confronts Norris and

1814
01:17:49.319 --> 01:17:52.319
tells him he's got to learn life is pain and

1815
01:17:52.399 --> 01:17:57.000
pain is everything, and you you'll learn. So we cut

1816
01:17:57.000 --> 01:17:59.720
to Norris's residence as we see that Stegman and his

1817
01:17:59.760 --> 01:18:03.439
gang have home invaded the residents as Missus Norris is

1818
01:18:03.479 --> 01:18:06.520
getting ready, and the gang ends up sexually assaulting her,

1819
01:18:06.600 --> 01:18:09.119
all three of them, while Patsy takes a polaroid of

1820
01:18:09.159 --> 01:18:09.680
it occurring.

1821
01:18:09.760 --> 01:18:13.520
It's vile, yes, and then they take her with them, take.

1822
01:18:13.359 --> 01:18:13.920
Her with them.

1823
01:18:13.960 --> 01:18:15.840
So at the school, the auditorium begins to fill up.

1824
01:18:15.920 --> 01:18:18.960
Norris is looking for his wife. Of course, the gang

1825
01:18:19.000 --> 01:18:20.720
loads her into the van and we see them drive

1826
01:18:20.800 --> 01:18:21.800
and Patsy.

1827
01:18:21.800 --> 01:18:22.600
Gets to the school.

1828
01:18:22.600 --> 01:18:25.279
First passes an envelope off to the usher, who passes

1829
01:18:25.319 --> 01:18:27.199
it off to Norris at the front of the auditorium.

1830
01:18:27.439 --> 01:18:30.119
He's getting ready to start the performance as the conductor

1831
01:18:30.159 --> 01:18:31.760
with his yep with his band.

1832
01:18:31.840 --> 01:18:33.680
And that's when we see him take out the photo

1833
01:18:33.760 --> 01:18:37.319
and he is horrified. He also immediately sprints out in

1834
01:18:37.359 --> 01:18:39.359
the hallways after her because I did forget to mention

1835
01:18:39.399 --> 01:18:41.680
that she goes like this right to him.

1836
01:18:41.960 --> 01:18:45.760
Yeah, David was making a finger going through.

1837
01:18:45.640 --> 01:18:50.039
A donut, a donut, hot dog going through a don'd

1838
01:18:50.279 --> 01:18:55.000
a little girl in pink dress tim So Patsy calls out,

1839
01:18:55.359 --> 01:18:57.279
come and get a teacher, come and get it, taunting

1840
01:18:57.359 --> 01:18:59.279
him running through the halls. As he's in pursuit of her,

1841
01:18:59.560 --> 01:19:01.680
Norris is ambushed by the gang. He sprayed with a

1842
01:19:01.720 --> 01:19:04.640
fire extinguisher. Before they begin beating him. Fallon has to

1843
01:19:04.640 --> 01:19:06.479
pull Barnyard off of him, reminding him that they're going

1844
01:19:06.560 --> 01:19:08.279
to play some more with him later, and that's we

1845
01:19:08.279 --> 01:19:10.439
see that segment has Diane with a knife to her throat.

1846
01:19:10.680 --> 01:19:12.560
Norris gets up and goes back to search for her

1847
01:19:12.600 --> 01:19:14.239
through the school and we just watch him kind of

1848
01:19:14.279 --> 01:19:16.600
wondering the halls. He finally enters the gymnasium, where we

1849
01:19:16.600 --> 01:19:18.840
see Stegment is up in the rafters with Diane, and

1850
01:19:18.880 --> 01:19:20.520
we also see that the rest of Stegmen's gang are

1851
01:19:20.560 --> 01:19:22.479
up there as they swing in from ropes and knock

1852
01:19:22.560 --> 01:19:23.960
him to the ground once again.

1853
01:19:23.800 --> 01:19:25.920
And business is about to pick up.

1854
01:19:25.960 --> 01:19:27.960
Business is really about to pick up because the gang

1855
01:19:27.960 --> 01:19:31.479
proceed up into the rafters with Diane. Norris, still in pursuit,

1856
01:19:31.520 --> 01:19:34.079
is taunted again by Patsy, but the auditorium is also

1857
01:19:34.119 --> 01:19:36.399
getting antsy at this point, and so Deneen decides that

1858
01:19:36.439 --> 01:19:38.039
she's going to fill in and conduct the show for him.

1859
01:19:38.119 --> 01:19:40.319
So the show begins as we cut back to Norris,

1860
01:19:40.319 --> 01:19:42.079
who is now in the woods shop trying to arm

1861
01:19:42.159 --> 01:19:43.800
himself as he finds a pride.

1862
01:19:43.560 --> 01:19:48.159
Bar and now is when the film goes Charles Bronson.

1863
01:19:47.960 --> 01:19:49.840
So he hides in the back of the shop as

1864
01:19:50.000 --> 01:19:52.680
Fallon enters armed with a thing of chains. They get

1865
01:19:52.680 --> 01:19:54.520
into a scuffle for a little bit, throwing each other

1866
01:19:54.520 --> 01:19:57.560
through the desk in the chairs. Finally, Fallon grabs Norris

1867
01:19:57.560 --> 01:19:59.640
and throws him onto a table saw, kicking the saw

1868
01:19:59.720 --> 01:20:01.680
on he's trying to push him onto it. That's when

1869
01:20:01.680 --> 01:20:05.000
Norris gets the upper hand, throwing Fallen onto it and

1870
01:20:05.119 --> 01:20:07.239
severing his arm right at the fucking elbow.

1871
01:20:07.399 --> 01:20:09.800
And as he gets up and tries to escape or

1872
01:20:09.840 --> 01:20:11.560
maybe an attack him back, we don't really know.

1873
01:20:12.000 --> 01:20:12.640
At him, he.

1874
01:20:12.560 --> 01:20:15.279
Throws him right down on it, right into his spine,

1875
01:20:15.760 --> 01:20:16.840
killing that mother Hubbard.

1876
01:20:16.960 --> 01:20:19.479
So Fallon is now dead, and that's when the rest

1877
01:20:19.479 --> 01:20:22.000
of the gang, Barnyard, drug Store, and Patsy find his body,

1878
01:20:22.039 --> 01:20:24.399
and drug Store states that he's gonna cut Norris's heart out.

1879
01:20:24.600 --> 01:20:26.399
So now we see that Norris is in the auto shop.

1880
01:20:26.479 --> 01:20:28.640
He's poured gasoline on the floor. He backs up a

1881
01:20:28.680 --> 01:20:31.880
little bit and arms himself with a blowtorch and he

1882
01:20:31.960 --> 01:20:34.520
kicks to that on as well as they enter. Drug

1883
01:20:34.520 --> 01:20:36.720
Store enters and Norris threatens to set him a blaze,

1884
01:20:36.720 --> 01:20:38.279
ask him where his wife is, and that's what drug

1885
01:20:38.319 --> 01:20:39.000
Store decides to.

1886
01:20:38.960 --> 01:20:42.359
Take the moment to say, your wife was so easy. Yeah,

1887
01:20:42.359 --> 01:20:43.359
that's what you want to say.

1888
01:20:43.439 --> 01:20:46.479
So Norris puts the blowtorch to the ground, lighting the gasoline,

1889
01:20:46.520 --> 01:20:49.319
and we watch drug store go up in flames.

1890
01:20:48.920 --> 01:20:51.880
And when we come back after he's been burnt. Yeah,

1891
01:20:51.960 --> 01:20:55.000
he is crispy, crispy indeed.

1892
01:20:55.239 --> 01:20:57.479
So that's when Barnyard and Patsy enter the auto shop

1893
01:20:57.560 --> 01:21:00.119
and Barnyard charges it Norris, and that's when they have

1894
01:21:00.199 --> 01:21:02.760
into a fight. Patsy's screaming him on. Norris is getting

1895
01:21:02.760 --> 01:21:04.840
several wax in a Barnyard's skull with the wrench, which

1896
01:21:04.880 --> 01:21:07.079
takes him down. Patsy then decides to get into a

1897
01:21:07.079 --> 01:21:09.039
car in the auto shop, driving right towards him but

1898
01:21:09.119 --> 01:21:12.279
missing him, plowing right over Barnyard and onto a lift

1899
01:21:12.279 --> 01:21:14.920
that drops a car onto her, basically killing her, yes,

1900
01:21:15.000 --> 01:21:17.680
smashing her, yes, smashing her in her last breast. She

1901
01:21:17.720 --> 01:21:20.079
tells him that Stegman has Diane on the roof of

1902
01:21:20.119 --> 01:21:20.520
the school.

1903
01:21:21.119 --> 01:21:25.359
So now we're headed to the climactic rooftop fight.

1904
01:21:25.560 --> 01:21:27.199
So now Norris gets to the roof.

1905
01:21:27.279 --> 01:21:29.560
Stegmann's holds a blade on Diane and he tells him

1906
01:21:29.640 --> 01:21:31.600
it's too late. You know, we're all gonna go together,

1907
01:21:31.640 --> 01:21:34.640
So he slices Diane right above her breast. Norris charges him,

1908
01:21:34.720 --> 01:21:36.840
knocking the blade from his hand, throwing several punches of

1909
01:21:36.920 --> 01:21:39.359
him to the ground. Stegman stands up right as Norris

1910
01:21:39.359 --> 01:21:42.039
gets one last punch in, sending him through the window

1911
01:21:42.159 --> 01:21:43.840
as he clutches onto some skylight.

1912
01:21:43.920 --> 01:21:44.479
The skylight.

1913
01:21:44.600 --> 01:21:47.640
Yeah yeah, so he's clutching onto cables right after hitting

1914
01:21:47.680 --> 01:21:49.720
through the skylight. And that's when we see Stegman once

1915
01:21:49.720 --> 01:21:52.479
again like please, Norris, still let me die, like begging for.

1916
01:21:52.680 --> 01:21:54.079
Just a kid up, just a kid.

1917
01:21:54.279 --> 01:21:56.319
So Norris offers his hands stupidly. He's like, you know,

1918
01:21:56.359 --> 01:21:58.119
give me your hand, and that's when Stegmann goes to

1919
01:21:58.159 --> 01:22:02.279
cut him. Norris basically says you and punches him, sending

1920
01:22:02.319 --> 01:22:05.840
him through the other skylight into the auditorium as he's

1921
01:22:05.880 --> 01:22:07.760
hung right before the entire.

1922
01:22:08.000 --> 01:22:11.319
The rope somehow catches his throat and he is just hung,

1923
01:22:11.359 --> 01:22:13.439
which right as the band is finishing the song, and

1924
01:22:13.479 --> 01:22:14.800
all I could think was, well, they're never get to

1925
01:22:14.800 --> 01:22:15.359
top off that.

1926
01:22:15.520 --> 01:22:18.039
No, so he crashes through. He is hung to death,

1927
01:22:18.119 --> 01:22:19.960
right in front of everyone, of course, who screams. We

1928
01:22:19.960 --> 01:22:21.960
see Stegment and his wife on the roof as they're

1929
01:22:22.000 --> 01:22:24.199
clutching each other, and that's when the movie ends with

1930
01:22:24.279 --> 01:22:27.640
a title card that says Norris was not prosecuted because there.

1931
01:22:27.520 --> 01:22:28.840
Were no witnesses.

1932
01:22:29.479 --> 01:22:31.000
There were no witnesses to what happened.

1933
01:22:30.760 --> 01:22:31.840
No witnesses to what happened.

1934
01:22:31.840 --> 01:22:34.640
And that, my friends, is class of nineteen eighty four,

1935
01:22:34.680 --> 01:22:35.359
from eighty two.

1936
01:22:35.520 --> 01:22:37.800
It sure as hell is. And I want to say something.

1937
01:22:38.239 --> 01:22:41.720
I've thought a lot about these these vigilante style movies. Yeah,

1938
01:22:41.720 --> 01:22:44.079
because you know, obviously this film, all the bronze and

1939
01:22:44.119 --> 01:22:46.399
stuff that was coming out. Yeah, you've got to remember

1940
01:22:46.479 --> 01:22:49.079
that the seventies, especially at sixties seventies, were a very

1941
01:22:49.159 --> 01:22:50.600
violent time in American history.

1942
01:22:50.680 --> 01:22:54.319
Barry was and there there was very where he was.

1943
01:22:54.079 --> 01:22:56.239
It was a very violent time. There were acts of

1944
01:22:56.319 --> 01:22:59.640
terrorism regularly committed on American soil. There was violence in

1945
01:22:59.640 --> 01:23:03.000
the stream. This is an era where a man shot

1946
01:23:03.199 --> 01:23:06.039
some teenagers on a subway who were threatening him, or

1947
01:23:06.079 --> 01:23:08.960
at least reportedly were threatening him. Yeah, and the people

1948
01:23:08.960 --> 01:23:10.840
of New York, including one of the parents of the

1949
01:23:10.920 --> 01:23:12.760
kids who got shot. Now, they didn't all die, No,

1950
01:23:13.119 --> 01:23:14.520
I don't think any of them died, actually I think,

1951
01:23:14.520 --> 01:23:16.479
but one was crippled. For one, Yeah, one was crippled,

1952
01:23:16.640 --> 01:23:19.720
but the mother was even like they deserved it.

1953
01:23:19.840 --> 01:23:20.479
Yeah.

1954
01:23:20.520 --> 01:23:21.880
And the reason he had a gun was he had

1955
01:23:21.920 --> 01:23:25.359
been mugged multiple times, but the people of New York

1956
01:23:25.359 --> 01:23:28.279
were like, yeah, elliot because they were so tired of

1957
01:23:28.319 --> 01:23:31.439
being victimized. Yea by that. This was before you know,

1958
01:23:31.439 --> 01:23:33.399
it got all cleaned up and was about But I

1959
01:23:33.399 --> 01:23:36.720
mean any city where the sewers filled toxically they did

1960
01:23:36.800 --> 01:23:37.560
that every night, you know.

1961
01:23:37.840 --> 01:23:40.159
Well, this is also I think the same. I feel

1962
01:23:40.199 --> 01:23:42.239
like eighty two is the year The Killing of America

1963
01:23:42.279 --> 01:23:44.399
comes out. It might have been around that time, so

1964
01:23:44.399 --> 01:23:46.439
I mean, yeah, very violent time it was.

1965
01:23:46.399 --> 01:23:48.119
And it was right before things were going to cool

1966
01:23:48.159 --> 01:23:50.880
down a lot in the nineties. So my point is that,

1967
01:23:50.960 --> 01:23:54.439
like the vigilante fantasy was something a lot of people

1968
01:23:54.479 --> 01:23:56.640
could identify with, this idea that, like, there are these

1969
01:23:56.760 --> 01:24:00.560
untouchable people, the police won't do anything. Somebody does something. Yeah,

1970
01:24:00.600 --> 01:24:04.279
and it made for some really fascinating eighties action movies

1971
01:24:04.840 --> 01:24:06.520
and crazy stories being told.

1972
01:24:06.560 --> 01:24:07.800
Well, you want know what I love about this one

1973
01:24:07.840 --> 01:24:10.399
on this recent watch that I never caught before narry

1974
01:24:10.479 --> 01:24:11.159
a single gun.

1975
01:24:11.680 --> 01:24:14.319
Yeah, it's very very rare, for the one that Roddy mcdalhuses,

1976
01:24:14.520 --> 01:24:16.000
which would make sense though, I mean, it'd be hard

1977
01:24:16.000 --> 01:24:17.479
for those kids to get guns anyway.

1978
01:24:17.680 --> 01:24:19.960
So would you like to know what the budget was?

1979
01:24:20.119 --> 01:24:23.319
I would love to three million dollars is the estimation. Okay,

1980
01:24:23.520 --> 01:24:25.960
in box office it takes in two million and one

1981
01:24:26.039 --> 01:24:28.239
hundred and sixty one thousand dollars and it comes out

1982
01:24:28.279 --> 01:24:29.840
August twentieth and nineteen eighty two.

1983
01:24:29.920 --> 01:24:31.000
Damn, I didn't know it flopped.

1984
01:24:31.000 --> 01:24:35.560
It's locked yet for being such a ridiculous violent movie,

1985
01:24:35.560 --> 01:24:37.399
you'd think it would have like a big audience. Yeah,

1986
01:24:37.640 --> 01:24:38.760
I think it was a little too dark.

1987
01:24:38.960 --> 01:24:42.399
So is shot in Toronto, Ontario, in forty five days.

1988
01:24:43.039 --> 01:24:43.840
It's a good schedule.

1989
01:24:44.239 --> 01:24:47.840
Central Technical School was used as Lincoln High Mark l.

1990
01:24:47.920 --> 01:24:50.760
Lester said the film was inspired by several true stories

1991
01:24:50.760 --> 01:24:52.960
of school violence he had read about in papers. In

1992
01:24:52.960 --> 01:24:54.760
particular was a story of a teacher who brought a

1993
01:24:54.760 --> 01:24:57.439
gun to class to control his students. The scene ended

1994
01:24:57.520 --> 01:25:00.560
up in the film Oh Wow. Mar Lester said the

1995
01:25:00.600 --> 01:25:03.359
movie came about because his love of the movie Blackboard Jungle.

1996
01:25:03.399 --> 01:25:05.039
He thought, what if you did a film like that

1997
01:25:05.119 --> 01:25:07.479
today with gangs and guns in school. Back then you

1998
01:25:07.479 --> 01:25:08.840
would read about a que who took a gun to

1999
01:25:08.840 --> 01:25:11.319
school somewhere, and I projected that out in the beginning

2000
01:25:11.319 --> 01:25:12.880
of the film. There's a warning that if we don't

2001
01:25:12.880 --> 01:25:14.880
take note of this violence in schools, it's going to

2002
01:25:14.920 --> 01:25:16.000
get worse and worse.

2003
01:25:16.479 --> 01:25:16.720
Yeah.

2004
01:25:16.760 --> 01:25:19.960
Well, and I'm not going to go down the rabbit hole. Yeah,

2005
01:25:19.960 --> 01:25:24.279
but violence in schools and gang violence and shootings in

2006
01:25:24.319 --> 01:25:28.520
schools versus the kind of prototypical school shooting that people

2007
01:25:28.520 --> 01:25:31.039
think of these days, Yeah, they're very different, very different.

2008
01:25:31.039 --> 01:25:34.760
But the gang violence element is far more rampant. Yeah,

2009
01:25:34.880 --> 01:25:38.840
far more dangerous, and far more ignored. Yeah, that's all

2010
01:25:38.840 --> 01:25:39.319
I'm gonna say.

2011
01:25:39.520 --> 01:25:40.439
I could get though. Yes.

2012
01:25:40.920 --> 01:25:42.720
In one of his early roles, Michael J. Fox was

2013
01:25:42.760 --> 01:25:45.560
still being billed as Michael Fox. Registration problems with the

2014
01:25:45.560 --> 01:25:47.720
Screen Actors Guild would later prompt him to add the

2015
01:25:47.760 --> 01:25:49.520
middle initial J to his stage name.

2016
01:25:49.720 --> 01:25:50.600
That happens a lot.

2017
01:25:50.960 --> 01:25:54.000
Timothy Van Patten wrote the concerto that Stegman plays.

2018
01:25:54.399 --> 01:25:55.840
Oh well, sounded great.

2019
01:25:56.279 --> 01:25:58.560
Director Mark Lester calls this his best film.

2020
01:25:58.840 --> 01:26:01.039
That's saying something. Yes, he did a lot of great films.

2021
01:26:01.119 --> 01:26:01.720
Yeah.

2022
01:26:01.800 --> 01:26:04.000
Due to the film's violent content and full frontal nudity,

2023
01:26:04.039 --> 01:26:06.399
Lester had a difficult time getting a US distributor for

2024
01:26:06.439 --> 01:26:09.399
the film, Through numerous overseas distributors bought the film and

2025
01:26:09.439 --> 01:26:11.119
made it quite successful abroad.

2026
01:26:11.520 --> 01:26:12.119
I do believe.

2027
01:26:12.119 --> 01:26:14.399
I mean, violent action movies, especially back then, were just

2028
01:26:14.520 --> 01:26:15.319
huge overseas.

2029
01:26:15.359 --> 01:26:16.359
Oh yeah.

2030
01:26:16.399 --> 01:26:19.279
Mark Lester cited a clockwork orange as the film's biggest influence.

2031
01:26:19.640 --> 01:26:20.239
I could see that.

2032
01:26:20.800 --> 01:26:23.520
Ye, nearly every shot at Timothy van Patten is done

2033
01:26:23.520 --> 01:26:25.439
from a low angle to make him more threatening. And

2034
01:26:25.560 --> 01:26:28.359
it's the only time it's not is the couch. You're

2035
01:26:28.399 --> 01:26:32.119
completely right, Yeah, yeah, nearly oaksmiris road that. According to

2036
01:26:32.199 --> 01:26:35.199
Mark Lester, Perry King was first and only actor considered

2037
01:26:35.199 --> 01:26:36.279
for the role of Andrew Norris.

2038
01:26:36.680 --> 01:26:36.920
Wow.

2039
01:26:37.079 --> 01:26:38.199
Well he did a great job.

2040
01:26:38.319 --> 01:26:40.239
So I could see that the punk kids at the

2041
01:26:40.279 --> 01:26:42.680
club were actual slam dancers called in for the film.

2042
01:26:42.760 --> 01:26:44.600
Shooting of the scene got quite out of hand, though,

2043
01:26:44.600 --> 01:26:46.359
as the crowd got rowdy and some of the actors

2044
01:26:46.399 --> 01:26:49.439
and actresses were hurt during filming. Lisa Langelisee, who played

2045
01:26:49.479 --> 01:26:52.199
punk girl Patsy, said the actors were very nervous. The

2046
01:26:52.279 --> 01:26:54.239
punk rockers that were hired to be extras, they weren't

2047
01:26:54.239 --> 01:26:56.880
really extras. They were punks. For me personally, they knew

2048
01:26:56.880 --> 01:26:58.520
I wasn't a real punk rocker. I had my hair

2049
01:26:58.600 --> 01:27:01.159
purple pink and some other colors, so they knew I

2050
01:27:01.439 --> 01:27:02.000
was an actor.

2051
01:27:02.279 --> 01:27:04.560
Not one of them. Didn't appreciate me wearing a dress.

2052
01:27:04.880 --> 01:27:05.560
Several times I.

2053
01:27:05.560 --> 01:27:07.359
Had punk rocker women come up to me and say,

2054
01:27:07.439 --> 01:27:10.800
we're gonna get you. Mark Lester really wanted reality, but

2055
01:27:10.880 --> 01:27:13.119
I wanted to you in reality. You won't notice this

2056
01:27:13.199 --> 01:27:14.880
in the movie. But whenever there were big scenes in

2057
01:27:14.920 --> 01:27:17.079
the club or whatever, you would see, you wouldn't see

2058
01:27:17.119 --> 01:27:19.680
me because I was literally I would literally disappear. I

2059
01:27:19.880 --> 01:27:22.239
was afraid when they were slamming people, they were actually

2060
01:27:22.359 --> 01:27:24.680
doing it. It was for real, they were really hitting

2061
01:27:24.720 --> 01:27:26.760
each other. The punk extras got off on it and

2062
01:27:26.880 --> 01:27:29.479
I and it wasn't well thought out for the actors.

2063
01:27:29.520 --> 01:27:31.479
I wasn't taking it wasn't taking care of us. I

2064
01:27:31.600 --> 01:27:33.600
was afraid because I knew there was no protection on

2065
01:27:33.760 --> 01:27:34.359
the set.

2066
01:27:34.920 --> 01:27:37.000
Well I mean, And the funniest part about that is

2067
01:27:37.119 --> 01:27:39.720
you barely see the punk kids dance either. And they

2068
01:27:39.760 --> 01:27:42.119
went to all that trouble and had all that trouble.

2069
01:27:42.239 --> 01:27:55.119
Yeah do you even? Movie will be right back, Welcome

2070
01:27:55.239 --> 01:27:56.720
back to do You even?

2071
01:27:56.840 --> 01:27:57.159
Movie?

2072
01:28:02.239 --> 01:28:04.760
Just texis to Whiskey's dialogue, Norris was taken word for

2073
01:28:04.880 --> 01:28:08.119
word from a real life police officer heard while Mark Lester.

2074
01:28:08.039 --> 01:28:10.039
Was doing research for the film Jesus.

2075
01:28:10.840 --> 01:28:13.359
Much of the graffiti art director Jeffrey Holmes put on

2076
01:28:13.399 --> 01:28:15.159
the walls of the school for the filming was extremely

2077
01:28:15.199 --> 01:28:17.880
difficult to remove. It caused some trouble when real life

2078
01:28:17.880 --> 01:28:19.960
students of the high school using the film returned to

2079
01:28:20.000 --> 01:28:21.600
see all the profanity left on the walls.

2080
01:28:21.720 --> 01:28:23.000
Ultimately it was removed.

2081
01:28:23.079 --> 01:28:24.560
Hey, they got to learn somehow.

2082
01:28:25.039 --> 01:28:27.359
Some theaters showed a film on a double bill with

2083
01:28:27.439 --> 01:28:28.520
Mad Max two The Road.

2084
01:28:28.399 --> 01:28:33.399
Warrior Okay, Wow, Dark and then Dark.

2085
01:28:34.199 --> 01:28:36.640
The police station was also used in Black Christmas.

2086
01:28:37.159 --> 01:28:41.359
According to actor Stefan Angram, who portrayed drug Store, the

2087
01:28:41.399 --> 01:28:44.000
graffiti covered shirt he wears when Corgan puts the barrel

2088
01:28:44.039 --> 01:28:46.760
of the handgun into Drugstore's face was actually a graffitied

2089
01:28:46.800 --> 01:28:48.800
work of art by co star Timothy Van Patten.

2090
01:28:49.359 --> 01:28:50.079
Oh Well.

2091
01:28:51.920 --> 01:28:54.560
Upset at the violence content after a screening, screenwriter Berry

2092
01:28:54.560 --> 01:28:56.560
Snyder had his name taken off the credits.

2093
01:28:57.800 --> 01:29:01.479
I mean it's pretty intense topics. I mean it's it's

2094
01:29:01.600 --> 01:29:05.840
miners or I mean they would have to be miners, yes,

2095
01:29:06.119 --> 01:29:08.039
or else the cops would have been involved right away.

2096
01:29:08.119 --> 01:29:08.319
Yeah.

2097
01:29:08.319 --> 01:29:10.840
So when originally released in the United Kingdom. The theatrical

2098
01:29:10.920 --> 01:29:13.760
version received four minutes and fourteen second of cuts from

2099
01:29:13.800 --> 01:29:16.560
the British Board of Film Classification and was refused video

2100
01:29:16.600 --> 01:29:19.720
certificate four years later. It was finally passed uncut in

2101
01:29:19.800 --> 01:29:20.600
two thousand and five.

2102
01:29:21.199 --> 01:29:23.760
Yeah, the Brits, they hold on to their censorship.

2103
01:29:23.920 --> 01:29:24.119
Yeah.

2104
01:29:24.560 --> 01:29:26.680
This was Alana Quintin's first and only film. She was

2105
01:29:26.720 --> 01:29:29.079
so upset after being pressured into stripping totally naked in

2106
01:29:29.119 --> 01:29:30.680
a room full of people for one scene that she

2107
01:29:30.800 --> 01:29:31.359
quit acting.

2108
01:29:32.520 --> 01:29:34.359
I mean, if there's one reason to quit, it would

2109
01:29:34.359 --> 01:29:34.520
be that.

2110
01:29:35.079 --> 01:29:37.319
Critic Roger Ebert said it was the best film he

2111
01:29:37.359 --> 01:29:39.640
saw at Can's Film Festival in nineteen eighty two.

2112
01:29:40.520 --> 01:29:41.560
I believe he would like that.

2113
01:29:41.720 --> 01:29:42.399
Oh yeah, yeah.

2114
01:29:42.920 --> 01:29:44.840
All the teen extras were hand picked for their inner

2115
01:29:44.880 --> 01:29:45.640
city appearances.

2116
01:29:46.000 --> 01:29:46.359
Okay.

2117
01:29:46.600 --> 01:29:49.399
The film spawned two sci fi theme sequels. They were

2118
01:29:49.439 --> 01:29:51.600
loosely based on the original Class of nineteen ninety nine

2119
01:29:51.600 --> 01:29:53.960
and nineteen ninety and the directive video follow Class of

2120
01:29:54.039 --> 01:29:56.880
nineteen ninety nine two the Substitute, the first of which

2121
01:29:56.960 --> 01:29:59.359
was also directed by Lester and like its predecessor, was

2122
01:29:59.399 --> 01:30:02.000
also released via Vestro on video, while the latter was

2123
01:30:02.039 --> 01:30:03.600
released by Vidmark Entertainment.

2124
01:30:03.960 --> 01:30:05.199
Hell Yeah.

2125
01:30:05.600 --> 01:30:07.960
Director of photography Albert J. Junk was hired by Mark

2126
01:30:08.039 --> 01:30:10.600
Lester after Lester saw his work in The Incubus. Mark

2127
01:30:10.720 --> 01:30:13.239
Lester told dread Central in twenty fifteen he was working

2128
01:30:13.279 --> 01:30:14.960
on a remake. He already had the script and it

2129
01:30:14.960 --> 01:30:17.000
would be more modernized version of the story. Of course,

2130
01:30:17.039 --> 01:30:20.000
it never came to her wish on Unfortunately, Lester felt

2131
01:30:20.000 --> 01:30:22.119
the scenes where Corgan holds the class at gunpoint was

2132
01:30:22.159 --> 01:30:24.680
so pivotable to the film he set aside two days

2133
01:30:24.720 --> 01:30:27.079
to film that scene alone. Lester says it remains his

2134
01:30:27.159 --> 01:30:28.199
favorite scene in the film.

2135
01:30:29.119 --> 01:30:31.960
I mean, I really think that every scene in the

2136
01:30:32.000 --> 01:30:34.399
film made sense, yeah, and was necessary, so I agree.

2137
01:30:34.479 --> 01:30:36.640
The faa IS rating board threatened the original cut of

2138
01:30:36.640 --> 01:30:38.159
the film with an X rating, so it had to

2139
01:30:38.199 --> 01:30:40.039
be cut down. The rape scene and the table saw

2140
01:30:40.119 --> 01:30:41.960
death scene in particular had to be edited for an

2141
01:30:42.039 --> 01:30:45.319
R rating. Real dead animals were used for the scene

2142
01:30:45.359 --> 01:30:47.920
where the school finds Corgan's lab animals killed. The smell

2143
01:30:47.960 --> 01:30:49.319
of the room in which they were placed was so

2144
01:30:49.520 --> 01:30:51.880
overwhelming that most of the actors and actresses wouldn't enter

2145
01:30:51.960 --> 01:30:52.279
the room.

2146
01:30:52.680 --> 01:30:53.680
Yeah it looked real.

2147
01:30:53.880 --> 01:30:56.479
Yeah, Roddy McDowell drove the car and the scene where

2148
01:30:56.479 --> 01:30:58.880
Corgan goes crazy and attempts to run down Stegmann's gang,

2149
01:30:58.960 --> 01:31:00.920
the camera was mounted on the hood as mcdoal drove

2150
01:31:00.960 --> 01:31:02.439
the vehicle crazily down the street.

2151
01:31:03.079 --> 01:31:06.920
Jesus, I mean fuck, the only sort I know.

2152
01:31:07.439 --> 01:31:09.239
The only set built for the film was the auto

2153
01:31:09.319 --> 01:31:11.600
shop where Norris fights Barnyard in the finale. The rest

2154
01:31:11.640 --> 01:31:13.159
of the film was all shot on location.

2155
01:31:13.800 --> 01:31:15.439
Wow, okay, that's a big school.

2156
01:31:15.840 --> 01:31:17.479
And the final scene where Stegment is hanging on the

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01:31:17.560 --> 01:31:19.600
rope above the orchestra, he says he will change his

2158
01:31:19.680 --> 01:31:22.359
ways and Andy offers his hand. In one version, Stegment

2159
01:31:22.399 --> 01:31:24.880
looks to cut himself loose from Norris and falls. However,

2160
01:31:25.000 --> 01:31:27.319
during a screening, a distributor wanted to see Stegman get

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01:31:27.359 --> 01:31:30.079
his comeuppance, so after the screening, Lester and Perry King

2162
01:31:30.159 --> 01:31:32.760
did a quick shot at Norris reacting to Stegmen's bold move,

2163
01:31:32.840 --> 01:31:35.439
with King looking back in disgust and punching at the camera.

2164
01:31:37.479 --> 01:31:39.479
Ah that's a little bit, that's a bit on the nose.

2165
01:31:39.600 --> 01:31:40.359
Yeah okay.

2166
01:31:40.720 --> 01:31:43.560
Lisa Langelis said she and the other actors were embarrassed

2167
01:31:43.560 --> 01:31:44.880
to be in the film. They thought it was awful.

2168
01:31:44.920 --> 01:31:46.479
When she was shocked when it ended up being a

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01:31:46.520 --> 01:31:48.600
big hit. Her boyfriend was in Paris and told her

2170
01:31:48.880 --> 01:31:50.880
he saw this huge floor ad a ceiling poster of

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01:31:50.960 --> 01:31:53.399
her with a pigger breast, and the artist had given her.

2172
01:31:53.680 --> 01:31:55.760
Her mother said it was the quintessential moment for her

2173
01:31:55.800 --> 01:31:57.560
when she knew her daughter had done a good job

2174
01:31:57.640 --> 01:31:59.680
as the actress because she was in the theater watching it,

2175
01:32:00.000 --> 01:32:01.760
and when Langley's got killed at the end, the audience

2176
01:32:01.800 --> 01:32:04.079
got up and cheered. It was a real memorable moment

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01:32:04.159 --> 01:32:04.399
for her.

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01:32:04.760 --> 01:32:06.640
Aw wholesome content.

2179
01:32:06.920 --> 01:32:09.399
So what are your final thoughts on Class of nineteen

2180
01:32:09.399 --> 01:32:09.720
eighty four.

2181
01:32:09.920 --> 01:32:12.079
Well, that's definitely a rented I mean, you got to

2182
01:32:12.119 --> 01:32:14.840
see this movie to believe it. Yeah, it's absolutely worth

2183
01:32:14.920 --> 01:32:18.880
watching if you're a nineteen eighties movie fan, if you're

2184
01:32:19.079 --> 01:32:25.800
a gritty drama fan, and just if only for Roddy

2185
01:32:25.920 --> 01:32:28.640
McDowell's parts. Oh yeah, you could think everything else is

2186
01:32:28.720 --> 01:32:33.239
overdone or poorly done or offensive, but McDowell brings so

2187
01:32:33.439 --> 01:32:36.720
much reality to his suffering character made it that it's

2188
01:32:36.880 --> 01:32:39.640
not fun to watch. Yeah, but it's fascinating.

2189
01:32:39.720 --> 01:32:41.800
Yeah, absolutely is. What about you d rent it for

2190
01:32:41.880 --> 01:32:42.359
me as well.

2191
01:32:42.760 --> 01:32:45.520
This is one of those quintessential eighties movies that, like

2192
01:32:45.680 --> 01:32:47.399
Enrique said, you just have to see to believe it.

2193
01:32:47.760 --> 01:32:52.039
It's at that period where horror is teetering off of slasher,

2194
01:32:52.119 --> 01:32:54.760
but they are still doing slasher moments and movies like this.

2195
01:32:55.039 --> 01:32:56.920
Yeah. Kind Yeah, I can see what you're saying. Yeah.

2196
01:32:56.960 --> 01:32:59.560
But more than anything, it's just an absolute blast. It

2197
01:32:59.680 --> 01:33:04.479
is completely insane and one of the best like sieges

2198
01:33:04.479 --> 01:33:05.720
of the school film that I could think of.

2199
01:33:06.439 --> 01:33:08.720
Yeah, I mean there aren't there are a few, Yeah,

2200
01:33:08.760 --> 01:33:09.960
but now this one's really good.

2201
01:33:10.079 --> 01:33:10.319
Yeah.

2202
01:33:10.760 --> 01:33:12.920
So recommendations, we always like to end the show with

2203
01:33:12.960 --> 01:33:15.439
a couple. I've got two this week, starting off with

2204
01:33:15.520 --> 01:33:18.039
a class of nineteen ninety nine from nineteen ninety three,

2205
01:33:18.199 --> 01:33:21.760
ex military robots are reprogrammed as teachers and secretly placed

2206
01:33:21.800 --> 01:33:24.359
in a school where most students are part of organized gangs.

2207
01:33:24.520 --> 01:33:27.279
They begin to respond violently to unruly students and their

2208
01:33:27.319 --> 01:33:28.960
military training starts to take over.

2209
01:33:31.239 --> 01:33:33.880
That movie is so out of its mind, it's completely whack.

2210
01:33:33.880 --> 01:33:34.159
Could do.

2211
01:33:34.359 --> 01:33:36.920
And then my second recommendation, I'm gonna go with one

2212
01:33:37.000 --> 01:33:39.319
that you and I discovered and I really need to revisit,

2213
01:33:39.359 --> 01:33:42.000
it's been a bit. The New Kids from nineteen eighty five,

2214
01:33:42.359 --> 01:33:44.880
newly orphaned siblings Abbey and Lauren McWilliams arrive in a

2215
01:33:44.920 --> 01:33:47.119
small Florida town to help their aunt Fay and uncle

2216
01:33:47.199 --> 01:33:49.560
Charlie run a family own amusement park. They find out

2217
01:33:49.600 --> 01:33:51.479
that the town is terrorized by a local street gang.

2218
01:33:51.520 --> 01:33:53.600
If you ever want to see a psycho James Spader,

2219
01:33:53.840 --> 01:33:54.560
this is that movie.

2220
01:33:55.319 --> 01:33:58.479
And my Lord the directory Shaun's comming hem right is

2221
01:33:58.520 --> 01:33:59.560
director of Frida of the thirteenth.

2222
01:33:59.600 --> 01:33:59.920
Yes, it is.

2223
01:34:00.520 --> 01:34:02.960
That movie is so out of its mind. It's the

2224
01:34:03.119 --> 01:34:06.960
action is incredible, insane, and it just keeps going.

2225
01:34:07.159 --> 01:34:08.560
Much like The New Kids.

2226
01:34:08.760 --> 01:34:10.520
With The New Kids, it's much like Class eighty four,

2227
01:34:10.560 --> 01:34:12.760
where it's worth the watch alone for the last twenty minutes.

2228
01:34:13.479 --> 01:34:16.760
Oh my god, that's freaking of that movie, dude.

2229
01:34:16.920 --> 01:34:18.479
I bought it on on Blu RAYM.

2230
01:34:18.960 --> 01:34:19.239
We did.

2231
01:34:19.319 --> 01:34:21.399
Yeah, we are also, would you like that?

2232
01:34:21.439 --> 01:34:24.640
We're gonna talk about it next week, by the way, sure,

2233
01:34:25.039 --> 01:34:27.640
Well we're wrapping up back to School, Back in action,

2234
01:34:27.760 --> 01:34:30.600
That's what I'm calling it. Now with The Last Boy

2235
01:34:30.640 --> 01:34:32.840
Scout from nineteen ninety one. Now you may be thinking, well,

2236
01:34:32.840 --> 01:34:34.319
what's that got to do with school boy scout?

2237
01:34:34.359 --> 01:34:34.720
Deal with it?

2238
01:34:35.000 --> 01:34:37.319
Well, and we're we're showing that because we got a

2239
01:34:37.399 --> 01:34:40.479
request from our good buddy Trank, Trank who wrote in

2240
01:34:40.560 --> 01:34:42.520
who by the way, I wanted to talk about our emails,

2241
01:34:42.560 --> 01:34:43.640
but Dave's in such a hurry.

2242
01:34:43.960 --> 01:34:45.720
No hurr, yeah, knew, we do the emails. Cal hm down.

2243
01:34:45.720 --> 01:34:49.439
Oh yeah, well maybe, but we do have two emails

2244
01:34:49.800 --> 01:34:50.359
sitting in here.

2245
01:34:50.439 --> 01:34:50.800
Go ahead.

2246
01:34:51.159 --> 01:34:54.039
So the first one is from Daniel moy or Moye.

2247
01:34:54.319 --> 01:34:55.479
I'm not sure if I'm saying it right or not,

2248
01:34:56.279 --> 01:34:59.960
but he says, well, first the subject is happy bird,

2249
01:35:01.000 --> 01:35:03.279
which I can appreciate. That's awesome, And if you want

2250
01:35:03.279 --> 01:35:04.600
to email us, by the way, you can get a

2251
01:35:04.600 --> 01:35:07.079
hold of us at do you even movie pod at

2252
01:35:07.199 --> 01:35:09.920
gmail dot com or go to dooevenmovie dot com to

2253
01:35:10.000 --> 01:35:13.439
find all the information about what we do. He says, Here,

2254
01:35:13.520 --> 01:35:16.279
since I'm making this email on September tenth, my birthday,

2255
01:35:16.720 --> 01:35:18.640
I'm going to start with a very happy birthday to

2256
01:35:18.720 --> 01:35:23.640
our wise leader. I didn't write this coach our lifestyle coach,

2257
01:35:24.319 --> 01:35:27.119
Life coach happy birthday in Rique Kuto. I find it

2258
01:35:27.159 --> 01:35:29.279
a little funny how I'm exactly a month and two

2259
01:35:29.399 --> 01:35:32.520
days older than you, and we both happened to be Ohioans.

2260
01:35:33.279 --> 01:35:35.159
Just throwing it out there, but if I ever see

2261
01:35:35.199 --> 01:35:37.079
any of you guys out in the world, regardless of

2262
01:35:37.119 --> 01:35:41.000
where it may be, this could turn really quick, really good.

2263
01:35:41.520 --> 01:35:44.039
I'll probably fanboy out seeing one or both of my

2264
01:35:44.600 --> 01:35:48.079
my favorite podcasters. Thanks to you guys, I've been able

2265
01:35:48.119 --> 01:35:51.319
to discover some movies I've never seen or rediscovered. I've

2266
01:35:51.399 --> 01:35:53.640
seen every movie on this podcast, all the ones that

2267
01:35:53.640 --> 01:35:56.159
are readily available. I was a little disappointed to find

2268
01:35:56.199 --> 01:36:00.359
Toy Soldiers, to find Toy Soldiers, and that I couldn't

2269
01:36:00.359 --> 01:36:03.199
find it readily Gotcha readily available since it's one I

2270
01:36:03.279 --> 01:36:06.079
haven't seen. Instead of taking all this time to tell

2271
01:36:06.079 --> 01:36:09.239
you how much I enjoy both mister Kuto's podcasts, which

2272
01:36:09.279 --> 01:36:10.960
I very much do, I'm going to get to the

2273
01:36:11.000 --> 01:36:13.880
point of this email. I have a suggestion. Okay, Okay,

2274
01:36:14.319 --> 01:36:16.560
Now I'm gonna warn you suggestions may take a while

2275
01:36:16.560 --> 01:36:20.720
because we've got we've got Halloween, we got and then

2276
01:36:20.720 --> 01:36:22.880
we've got Thanksgiving and then we've got Christmas. But we

2277
01:36:23.000 --> 01:36:27.439
will put it down. Yes, let's see, I'm going to suggestion.

2278
01:36:27.520 --> 01:36:29.319
I know mister Cuto has seen it since he's talked

2279
01:36:29.319 --> 01:36:32.039
about it on his June monthly Spooky, Ready or Not

2280
01:36:33.199 --> 01:36:35.199
or Not. We'll do that in January, well know we will.

2281
01:36:35.680 --> 01:36:37.279
That will be in January. It'll be a little bit

2282
01:36:37.319 --> 01:36:39.159
of weight, but it'll be worth it. That's a great movie.

2283
01:36:39.640 --> 01:36:41.840
Ready or Not. Love this movie and I honestly can't

2284
01:36:41.840 --> 01:36:43.880
wait to hear you guys review it. But it's great

2285
01:36:44.239 --> 01:36:46.800
you keep putting out the podcast. I'll keep listening. Ps.

2286
01:36:47.159 --> 01:36:49.159
Thanks for the help to figure out the movie. I've

2287
01:36:49.199 --> 01:36:50.479
been thinking freaked.

2288
01:36:50.960 --> 01:36:53.079
Okay, good. I'm glad we could help you with that. Awesome,

2289
01:36:53.239 --> 01:36:54.159
So thank you, Daniel.

2290
01:36:54.239 --> 01:36:56.840
We really appreciate all the kind words very very much.

2291
01:36:57.000 --> 01:36:59.119
And if you're a fan of Ready or Not, if

2292
01:36:59.159 --> 01:37:02.239
you have not seen Abbage, the director's newest movie, so.

2293
01:37:02.359 --> 01:37:04.159
Much fun, that's goods on Peacock right Yeah, it's on

2294
01:37:04.199 --> 01:37:06.359
Peacock right now. And this one's from our good buddy

2295
01:37:06.399 --> 01:37:10.079
TRNK Trink. Garza says, happy birthday. Hi, Enrique wanted to

2296
01:37:10.119 --> 01:37:12.960
say happy birthday. I really enjoyed the episode and your stories.

2297
01:37:13.159 --> 01:37:15.039
Way to have a two hundred and fifty pound marine

2298
01:37:15.239 --> 01:37:18.760
misty eyed over a diesel engine. Thanks for what you do.

2299
01:37:19.119 --> 01:37:19.920
Trent's awesome.

2300
01:37:20.079 --> 01:37:23.159
That makes me feel really good because I definitely opened

2301
01:37:23.199 --> 01:37:26.640
it up a wide on that show, and I'm glad

2302
01:37:26.680 --> 01:37:29.079
you guys enjoyed it. So on that note, we want

2303
01:37:29.079 --> 01:37:31.279
to remind you go dodoevenmovie dot com for all the

2304
01:37:31.319 --> 01:37:33.520
information about the show. You can find us on Instagram

2305
01:37:33.560 --> 01:37:34.880
at do You Even Movie Pod?

2306
01:37:35.159 --> 01:37:36.199
Right? Or is it do you Okay?

2307
01:37:36.720 --> 01:37:40.720
I always forget and you can email us at do

2308
01:37:40.720 --> 01:37:42.720
you Even MoviePod at gmail dot com. We love hearing

2309
01:37:42.760 --> 01:37:45.680
from you. We'll be back here next Tuesday talking all

2310
01:37:45.760 --> 01:37:49.359
about the Last Boy Scout. And remember in October we're

2311
01:37:49.399 --> 01:37:53.279
doing five Halloween horror films as a crossover show between

2312
01:37:53.520 --> 01:37:57.039
Weekly Spooky, my other podcast, and do You Even Movie?

2313
01:37:57.119 --> 01:38:00.680
So remember to subscribe if you're on Apple, Podcast, Spotify

2314
01:38:01.119 --> 01:38:03.439
or YouTube. And if you're on YouTube, leave us a comment.

2315
01:38:03.520 --> 01:38:05.199
It really does help. And if you want to find

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01:38:05.239 --> 01:38:07.239
out our Patreon, that's up to you. It's at our

2317
01:38:07.279 --> 01:38:10.279
website Doevemovie dot com. So we will see you next Tuesday,

2318
01:38:10.359 --> 01:38:13.000
my friends. Until then, don't go back to school.

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I am the future. Audios