July 8, 2026
Branch Manager: Deep Woods Horror Story & Supernatural Folklore
Key Takeaways
- Three friends seeking an escape from their telemarketing jobs find themselves in a terrifying encounter with an ancient, vengeful force in the Canadian wilderness.
- What begins as a peaceful camping trip devolves into a nightmare when the forest itself seems to awaken, hunting the campers.
- The story blends cryptid horror with supernatural folklore, featuring a killer tree entity that attacks based on sound and vibration.
- Survivors experience gruesome body horror and a desperate fight for survival against a sentient, mobile forest.
- This tale serves as a chilling reminder that sometimes, the wilderness does not welcome visitors.
Tonight on Weekly Spooky, we dive into nature horror from Algonquin Park’s cursed wilderness. “Branch Manager” — a gruesome, darkly funny supernatural folklore tale from Gary D up in Ontario, Canada aka Blue Fire Raging — follows three Toronto telemarketing workers seeking escape in the Canadian deep woods. What begins as beer and campfire jokes turns into a nightmare when something ancient, hungry, and rooted in revenge awakens. Perfect cryptid encounter storytelling with late night horror that blends true wilderness with paranormal dread.
Kenny, Dave, and Karl just want to get away from their miserable call centre jobs with a relaxing camping trip, but the forest has other plans. At first, it’s only fog, roadkill, strange sounds, and branches snapping in the dark. Then the tent is shredded. Kenny’s friends vanish. Deep scrape marks carve through the campsite. And somewhere beyond the firelight, the trees themselves seem to be crawling, listening, hunting, and waiting for the next sound.
This story delivers camping horror, wilderness horror, killer tree horror, creature feature terror, Canadian forest horror, and the kind of bloody, bizarre, dark comedy that makes a simple walk in the woods feel like a death sentence. If you love scary stories, horror stories, monster stories, campfire horror, survival horror, nature revenge horror, supernatural folklore, and creepy tales about what might be watching from the treeline, this one digs its roots in deep.
Inside this episode: a camping trip gone horribly wrong, a sound-sensitive forest monster, missing campers, supernatural revenge from nature, gruesome body horror, dark humor, and one very angry collection of trees that may finally be done letting humanity swing the axe.
Listen now for a brutal and unforgettable horror fiction anthology episode from Weekly Spooky, where the woods are alive, the branches are hungry, and the forest has a brand-new manager.
Branch Manager by Gary D up in Ontario, Canada
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Frequently Asked Questions
What is the story 'Branch Manager' about?
'Branch Manager' is a horror story about three friends whose camping trip in Algonquin Park turns into a fight for survival against a monstrous, sentient forest.
What kind of horror is 'Branch Manager'?
The story is a blend of nature horror, supernatural folklore, creature feature, and killer tree horror, with elements of dark comedy.
Where does the 'Branch Manager' story take place?
The story is set in the deep woods of Algonquin Park in Ontario, Canada.
What makes the trees dangerous in 'Branch Manager'?
The trees are depicted as a single, ancient entity that is alive, mobile, and actively hunts humans, particularly reacting to sound and vibration.
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Three friends escape their soul crushing telemarketing jobs for a
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camping trip in Algonquin Park, But when screams tear through
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the night and their tent is shredded, one survivor discovers
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the forest isn't just alive, it's hunting, listening and ready
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to collect on an ancient debt. What's that You want
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to be scared? Come with me. You will experience tales
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over our roam, ghosts and death. It is not recommended
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for the week at art Listeners in the dark. It's
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gathering in the woods, and well, as you guessed, it
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tale begins with three exhausted friends, a peaceful campsite and
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the kind of dark Canadian forest that seems perfect for
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getting away from the world. No phones, no bosses, no
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rude customers hanging up in their ears, just cold beer,
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foggy woods, and the comfort of knowing trees are standing still.
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Except these trees aren't. Something out there has roots that
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drag through the dirt, branches that reach like claws, and
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a hunger that wakes up at the first sound of fear.
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So keep your voice low, watch where you step and
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remember sometimes the forest simply doesn't want any visitors. Branch
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Manager by Gary Dee up in Ontario, Canada. Some would
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say that its bark is much worse than its bite,
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but they'd be wrong, Oh so dead fucking wrong. Trust me,
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I should know. My name's Kenny. So pull up a chair,
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kick up your feet, relax, and let me take you
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on a disturbing little journey off the beaten path and
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deep into the belly of a dark and insidious forest.
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So I can tell you about the gnarly, crazy ass
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shit that once happened to me. About twenty five years ago,
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me and a couple of my buddies decided to go
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camping in a heavily wooded stretch of forest in Algonquin Park,
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located up here in Ontario, Canada, a place where you'll
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find nothing but tall trees, five pound mosquitoes, slightly larger wolves,
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big antlered moose, and then circling back around again, very
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dense forest for as far as the eye can see,
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the perfect place to escape to and get away from
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our shitty, high stress, big city jobs, or at least
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so we thought. Anyway. You see, Dave, Carl and I
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all work together in the same dumpy hole in the
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wall call center in the hustle and bustle of downtown Toronto.
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We were, to be quite honest, those annoying pain in
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the ass late night telemarketers that everyone loves to hate.
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We'd often start our telephone conversations all friendly like by saying, corny,
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stupid shit, you know, and how are you this fine evening,
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mister Walters, I hope you've had a wonderful day, or
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hello there, don't worry. I'm not a salesman and I
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won't be trying to sell you anything, but I really
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would appreciate it if you would give me just a
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few minutes of your time. Ninety five percent or so
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of the time, we'd hear an immediate click followed by
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a constant dial tone either that or maybe no thanks,
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followed quickly thereafter by the same damn click and dial tone.
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No respect at all, I tell you no respect. But
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to be honest, I do exactly the same thing whenever
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I get these stupid, annoying phone calls. The thing is,
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we're all just trying to make a buck. We do
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this crappy lay mass job simply to pay the rent,
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put food on the table and of course keep beer
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in our bellies. So there's that. So you see, given
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our pathetic day to day situation, and in order to
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stay sane, we just need to get away from it
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all every now and then to recharge, relax and regroup.
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And the copious amounts of beer that we ingest in
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the process, well that just helps us to refuel our
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depleted batteries. Now back to the story. Somehow we all
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managed to book off the same week at work. But
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then again, there is a rather large school of US
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sales schmucks swimming around in this telemarketer cesspool to choose
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from who all do our particular, highly annoying line of work.
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We prepped all our camping gear, including a spacious six
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man tent, sleeping bags, fishing rods, food, water and beer.
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This wasn't our first rodeo, so we knew exactly what
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essentials to bring. All that we really wanted and needed
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was to just have some time away from work, some
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fresh air, and the camaraderie of good buddies being able
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to just hang out. I picked up the boys in
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my badly rusted but fortunately still drivable Range Rover and
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we all headed out cranked up the tunes, made really
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good time, and managed to get the tent set up
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all well before it even started to get dark, stacked
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the logs in the fire pit, lit her up, unpacked
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the sandwiches and beer, and we were all set let
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the games begin. We all laid back in our brand new,
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super comfortable camping chairs that we just bought, stretched out
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our weary bones, and got ready to completely unwind. Finally,
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we shot the shit for a while about this and that,
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taking long swigs of our cold beer and occasionally clinking
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the bottles together to toast our good friendship and the
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beginning of our long awaited trip together. Dave started it
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off by saying, shit's about to get real. Boys, toss
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me another cold one and let's get this party started.
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Dave and I both immediately responded with cheers to that, brother.
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We all clink our bottles together and take a long
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drink from the well. Someone lets out an earth shattering
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belch and we all laugh. I chime in with great
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to be out here with you guys. I know work's
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been a bitch for all of us lately, so I
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we really needed this. Dave continues, I hear you, man,
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it's like people have suddenly gotten a lot ruder and
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crazier lately. One guy actually threatened to find out who
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I am and then hunt me down to punish me
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for bothering him late at night. Like come on, dude, Carl,
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not to be outdone, comes back with that's nothing I had.
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What I thought was just a sweet little old lady
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on the line who patiently listen to my whole spiel.
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But then at the very end, in her quiet, timid
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little old lady voice, told me to get a life,
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a real job, and to fuck the hell off. We
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all kill ourselves laughing at this story. I then add, hell,
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and that's probably somebody's dear old grandma who always make
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sure to give all her grandchildren a crisp five dollars
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bill inside their birthday cards. Everyone chuckles. Carl then says,
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in a proud voice, Now let's not forget who of
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us just got promoted to branch manager last week. No
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need for applause. Just keep feeding me compliments and beer
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in either order. We all laugh. Carl continues, Yeah, being
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branch manager is cool and all, but I'm going to
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go out on a limb here by saying I really
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prefer just hanging hanging out with you guys, that is.
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Dave and I applaud and whistle wildly as we all
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clink our bottles together again. At this point, it's pretty
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much pitch darkout and we can all feel that it's
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starting to cool off. A kind of hazy fog rolls
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in makes everything around the fire and our tent look
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all spooky and shit, so we throw on jackets and
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another log for the fire. Eventually we all find ourselves
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just staring blankly and mindlessly into the flames of the
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crackling fire, completely oblivious to the world and just happy
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to finally be free of all our daily stress and responsibility.
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Carl hits the sack first, justifying it by explaining how
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he's been sleeping like crap lately, and shortly thereafter Dave
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follows suit. I decide to stay by the fire, partly
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because of the extra large coffee I sucked back during
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the drive up here, and partly because I wanted to
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mull over some pressing issues that were gnawing away at
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my mind. This rather sinister forest that we were all
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now sitting in sinister because of the bizarre, long stretch
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of random dead animals aka roadkill, that we saw all
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along the roadside. Ever since, entering these woods was starting
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to give me the creeps. Not only were there the
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usual smushed raccoons, skunks, and squirrels, but surprisingly we also
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came across a few dead deer, a fox or two,
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and a full grown moose. I suddenly hear a rustling
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of leaves and what sounds like tree branches breaking underfoot,
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followed by a kind of dragging sound. Weird, Yeah, but hell,
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We're sitting deep in a wild forest, so many of
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its critters are bound to come out late at night
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to hunt in forage. Probably just a deer or maybe
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a fox or raccoon. I figure nothing to get my
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panties in a twist about, or to start screaming hysterically
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like some excited schoolgirl. Nah, don't think that would go
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over too well with Dave or Carl. After about an hour,
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I finally head into the tent. Dave's loud snoring doesn't
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really bother me, so I fall asleep right away and
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then quickly enter the subconscious. Horrors of my regular nighttime
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routine are for the course. Unfortunately, at some point during
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the night, I remember waking up, unzipping the tent and
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heading off to take a whiz outside of our campsites perimeter.
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We all agreed long ago never to piss, shit, or
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vomit anywhere even remotely close to where we all eat,
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drink and sleep. Common sense, really, And while I'm in
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the middle of doing my thing, relieving the pressure on
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my fully engorged and now painfully throbbing, excessively beer filled bladder,
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I hear it the terrified voices of both kral And
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screaming at the top of their lungs, as if they'd
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just seen their latest paycheck, or worse yet, walked in
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on their grandparents in the middle of the act of
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doing it. I hurry the hell up and head straight
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back over to the tent to see what's going on.
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What the fuck? I blurred out as I arrive. I
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immediately see that the tent has been completely demolished, torn apart, shredded,
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and scattered all over like yesterday's raccoon ravish trash. I
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call out, Dave Carl, are you guys all right? What
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the hell happened? No answer again, guys, this isn't funny.
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Where the fuck are you? Nothing? Now, I'm starting to
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freak out. Given the degree of devastation to our tent,
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I'm now thinking that maybe a hungry black bear could
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have mosied on in looking for a bite to eat.
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The guys probably woke up to the sound of it
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growling and rummaging through our stuff, and then got the
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hell out of dodge. The weird thing is I could
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see these wide, jagged scratch marks, like about a foot deep,
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running all along the forest floor, right through our campsite. Like,
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what the actual fuck did this bear arrive in a
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monster truck and then just shred the whole area with
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its wide, heavy treaded tires. I go back to screaming, Dave, Carl,
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where are you? Call out if you can hear me.
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Once again no reply. Then I decide to follow the
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deep scrape marks out of the campsite and down towards
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the river. After walking about a quarter mile, I suddenly
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hear Dave in Carl's whimpers of pain. Then all at
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once I see them, fully expecting to see the two
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of them being savagely mauled by a giant bear. My
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eyes widen and my mouth drops when I see exactly
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what's really going on there. Elevated about twenty feet or
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so above the forest floor. I see them hanging upside
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down and inside a kind of huge tree branch cage,
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with long, spindly branches seemingly intertwined tightly all around them,
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like some gargantuan sized tree spider had tediously wrapped them
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up in its woodsy silk. I call out, what the
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fuck's going on? Why the fuck are you guys up there?
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They suddenly realize that I'm there and both glare at
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me with these wild, crazy eyes, looking just like those
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fancy Asian designer goldfish with the huge, bulging googly eyes
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that you see in a pet store, and then both
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scream back at me at the same time. Run, And
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just before I start to, Carl yells back in a frenzied,
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shaky voice, hang on, wait, actually, don't move, stay absolutely
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fucking still. I think this thing feeds off of sound
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or vibration because it attack Day first, probably because he
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was snoring like a fucking chainsaw. And just as this
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last word left Carl's lips, several tree branches or actually
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they may have been tree roots, suddenly came shooting toward
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him from every direction. As they coiled tightly around them
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and began to pierce both Carl and Dave's bodies. Their
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horrific screams and cries of agony and pain filled my ears.
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I figured it must have heard the sound or vibration
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of him yelling over to me, and then immediately zeroed
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in on him and attacked. I could barely watch as
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branches and roots violently penetrated every available orifice, and then
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soon thereafter, the screen came to an abrupt stop. All
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I could see was a massive cluster of constantly twisting
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