March 7, 2026
Ides of March: Four Horror Stories of Revenge, Backwoods Violence, and Roadside Monsters

Ides of March horror stories are all about the moment trust breaks—and someone decides to settle the score. In this March compilation from the Weekly Spooky horror podcast, four tales spiral from small-town cruelty to wilderness terror, from viral fame to blood-soaked karma, and from a lonely highway to something not quite human waiting in the dark.
In this episode (in order):
• Hell Hath No Fury — by Aaron Michael Cook
A perfect evening curdles into humiliation and rage—until payback arrives with a smile and a blade hidden behind it.
• Valley Rat — by Charles Campbell
A simmering feud in a hard-scrabble town turns vicious, and the cost of cruelty comes due when the past won’t stay put.
• Fortune Falls — by David O’Hanlon
Two friends chase a wild view and a quick thrill—then realize the woods don’t forgive mistakes… and something out there is counting steps.
• ROADKILL — by Travis VanHoose
A late-night road, a predatory stranger, and a pickup that stops for the wrong reason—because the highway has teeth, and it remembers.
If you love revenge horror, backwoods nightmare suspense, and roadside creature terror, this compilation is built for you. Keep your headlights bright… and don’t stop for anything you can’t explain.
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👨💼 Executive Producers: Rob Fields, Bobbletopia.com
🎥 Produced by: Daniel Wilder
🌐 Explore more terrifying tales at: WeeklySpooky.com
In this episode (in order):
• Hell Hath No Fury — by Aaron Michael Cook
A perfect evening curdles into humiliation and rage—until payback arrives with a smile and a blade hidden behind it.
• Valley Rat — by Charles Campbell
A simmering feud in a hard-scrabble town turns vicious, and the cost of cruelty comes due when the past won’t stay put.
• Fortune Falls — by David O’Hanlon
Two friends chase a wild view and a quick thrill—then realize the woods don’t forgive mistakes… and something out there is counting steps.
• ROADKILL — by Travis VanHoose
A late-night road, a predatory stranger, and a pickup that stops for the wrong reason—because the highway has teeth, and it remembers.
If you love revenge horror, backwoods nightmare suspense, and roadside creature terror, this compilation is built for you. Keep your headlights bright… and don’t stop for anything you can’t explain.
🎧 LISTEN NOW and subscribe for spine-tingling horror stories every week!
🎉 Unlock exclusive bonus episodes and support the show on Patreon!
👉 WeeklySpooky.com/Join
📬 Contact Us / Submit Your Horror Story!
- Twitter: @WeeklySpooky
- Facebook: facebook.com/WeeklySpooky
- Email: WeeklySpooky@gmail.com
🎵 Music by Ray Mattis 👉 Check out Ray’s incredible work here !
👨💼 Executive Producers: Rob Fields, Bobbletopia.com
🎥 Produced by: Daniel Wilder
🌐 Explore more terrifying tales at: WeeklySpooky.com
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Hello, my spookys. Tonight we're cracking open. And IDEs of
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March compilation one of four for the aforementioned month, featuring
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four stories built on that special kind of dread where
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the air feels normal, the world looks normal, and yet
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underneath it all, some sharp teeth are grinnae. This is
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the month where promises get tested, where a harmless choice
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turns into a hinge that swings the wrong way, and
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where the past doesn't just knock on the door, it
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lets itself in. You'll feel it in the places that
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pretend to be safe. A cozy room with laughter that's
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a little too I don't know what, a town that
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remembers every insult like a family heirloom, a stretch of
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wilderness that looks like freedom right up until it's clearly not.
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And a lonely highway where the only sound is your
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tires and your heartbeat arguing about whether you should have
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kept driving or not. These stories aren't about monsters the
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way you're used to. They're about the moment the mask slips,
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when someone's patience snaps, when the universe tilts, the road
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goes quiet, and you realize you've been alone in the
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dark for way too long. They're about payback that doesn't
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need an invitation, and justice that doesn't care if you're ready.
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So dim the lights, my spookies, get comfortable as we
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step into this collection from the Weekly Spooky Vault. And
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remember the IDEs of March isn't just a date on
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a calendar, it's a worn that sooner or later, every
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debt gets paid. And remember there's a new scary story
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every single Wednesday here at Weekly Spooky. So make sure
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you're subscribed, and let's begin. Hell Hath No Fury by
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Aaron Cook, Oh, shoot the cookies. Zelda may Darling had
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been in the kitchen all day, and the stress of
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hosting a dinner party had caused her to nearly forget
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about the chocolate chip treats that were roasting in the oven.
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She fitted her dainty hands into mits and plucked her
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signature dessert from the sauna. No blemishes of overcooking to
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be found. Pulling the elongated trays out, she didn't wait
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two minutes before conducting a taste test. Delicious, if she
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did say so herself. She treated herself to a second one.
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Jake wouldn't approve of the extra snack, but what he
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didn't know wouldn't hurt him. There was more than enough food,
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she justified with internal guilt. The housewife had been in
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domestic bliss for three full years and was still in
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her early twenties. Born in smalltown Arkansas in nineteen fifty,
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the bell had left home to attend Texas A and M.
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Towards the end of her first year there, she worked
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an alumni ball where she met Big Jake Darling, an
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oil bigwig and generous donor to his old stomping grounds.
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Despite the three decade age gap, Jake fell madly in
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love with the fair skinned, dark haired server in the
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Go Go boots, and his resources made it pretty easy
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for Zelda May to ignore the pot belly, receding hairline,
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and uneven mustache. After mere weeks of whirlwind courting, the
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pair joined in matchrmony in front of a crowd of
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hundreds at his ninety acre ranch in the otherwise modest
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village of Tumbleweed. Jake was eager to prove to his
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new bile bride that he had learned from the mistakes
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of his first two marriages. There had been some downs.
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Jake was ornery, hypercritical, and mentioned his appreciation for the
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anatomy of other women, most even younger than her, quite often.
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But he was a man, and oh what a man
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he could be. That little wallflower who entered college station
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would be surprised at what she became. Prior to her nuptials,
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Zelda May's culinary expertise topped out at popping microwave popcorn.
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But now she was a regular Julia child. She chuckled
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at what her younger self would say if she found
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out about the elaborate shindigs she now held on a
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regular basis. Tonight she would be hosting a soiree for
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Jake's colleagues and their wives. It was an important one.
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Cattle mogul k L. Bandy had accepted an invitation. Joining
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his inner circle was a guaranteed ticket to political success,
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which the oilman craved. He had been locally beloved on
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the village council for a number of years, but he
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was sick of judging pie bake offs and attending ribbon
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cutting ceremonies for libraries. The state Senate was calling him.
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All Bandy had to do was hand him the phone.
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Ten minutes had passed since Jake's promised five thirty homecoming.
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This worried Zelda May sick. It was a pretty common
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occurrence for him to overshoot his eta, but President never
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made it peaceful. He was a wealthy and powerful man,
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which automatically put a target on his back. The poor
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wife never knew if her gregarious partner had blown away
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the time chatting with an old chum, or had been
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assassinated by an envious political opponent. The hypothetical loss of
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her paramour made her sick to her stomach, but she
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couldn't regress the paranoia. Finally, Jake stumbled in, having gotten
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a head start on the spirit embidement of the night. Hi, Honey,
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Zelda May lit up, Hey biscuit. Jake hiccuped his pet
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name for her, as his massive jowls jiggled and his
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pale white belly cut into his Everything's Bigger in Texas
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belt buckle. He stunk of the cheapest gin Brady's Bar
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had to offer, and the collar of his white Colonel
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Sanders' suit was scuffed. In Zelda May's eyes, she was
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looking at Paul Newman. The guests should be here soon,
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getting there. You need any help? Well, actually, if you
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could Jake's sobering snooze began. The second it was even
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implied there was a way he could streamline the toil
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of his labored spouse. It was no. She was pretty
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sure she liked doing housework. There were still several dishes
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she needed to magically conjure before nine o'clock. Then she
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needed to wash up the feast worked up a sweat,
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and it would be unladylike to not present herself as
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immaculate as possible. Not that long ago, the looming threat
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of the deadline would have scared her something fierce, but
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not anymore. Sure Enough, the spread was laid out, and
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she emerged from the powder room, renewed in her pearls
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and heels, mere minutes before the first ring of the doorbell,
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the sound of which revived her downed Bow, who quickly
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wiped the drool from his face. Harvey Lois the Learners
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were the beneficiaries of the death of the mister's father,
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which granted them control over one of the state's largest
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construction firms. Harvey had never actually seen a pile of rubble,
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and Lois, also from old money, was prone to make
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statements that made her formerly modest friend feel insecure about
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her background. Up next were the Duprees. Don had recently
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acquired controlling interest in the popular, inexpensive and small chain
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Selman's Department Store, which he was eagerly licking his lips
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to merge with a larger company. Flonetta and Ducky Perry
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arrived shortly after years of entertaining them hadn't shed a
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light on what they did for a living. All Zelda
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May knew was they were filthy rich. Just when Zelda
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May was about to shepherd her company into the dining
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room for their banquet, a limousine pulled up to the
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Darling residence. The driver exited his position to release an
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invitee that Zelda May had forgotten about, but Jake certainly hadn't.
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K l Bandy. Everybody stopped what they were doing to
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gaze upon the richest man in the lone star state,
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which angered Lois Learner, who had only he belted out
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a Stanza and a half as she cooed and curled
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over the piano. The VIP looked nothing like the image
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Zelda May had cooked up in her head. She had
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pictured a good old boy with roughly the same features
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as her beloved and his colleagues. Instead, a decrepit skeleton
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shambled up to her porch, escorted on each shoulder by
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a Miss Texas contender. The man half as old as
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the Earth and his gal pals glacially meandered towards his admirers. Inside,
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an irate Jake furiously barked at Zelda May to stop
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daydreaming and open the door for the guest of honor,
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long before he reached the welcome mat, how do mister
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Brandy and excited Don Dupree powered through the crowd to
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win the race. To determine the old man's inaugural conversation,
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Dupree firmly grasped Bandy's hand in a shake which cracked
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the Methuselah of Meat's worn joints. Embarrassed, Double d frantically
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apologized to the unoffended baron. Despite his assurance, Don replayed
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the moment in his head over and over, removing himself
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from the camaraderie to self flagellate. Hello, mister Bandy, beamed
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Zelda May. Jake has told me so much about can
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we get you anything? Mister Bandy? The King of the
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Castle stifled his wife he shot her a dirty look.
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As the ancient one declined, Jake pulled Zelde May aside
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and mentioned his distaste for the comment. When Bandy was
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out of earshot. What things was she implying he had mentioned?
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Did he look suspicious? Just now she was going to
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blow his big shot. Sorry, honey, just don't talk to
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him or look at him. The convoy entered the pure
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white dining room. Effusive scores were given to Zelda May's
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creations before a bite was even taken, including many from
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the treasured newcomer who sat in the head chair after
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the US usual alpha seated his territory for this one
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night only. Convival talk among the boys followed as the
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women chatted about past and future dinner parties. Although a
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rattled Don mostly just nodded in agreement, too worried about
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throwing another boneheaded interception. This was their one chance to
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impress a man that could fatten their portfolios. Ducky Perry
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fantasized about his soon to be new best friend handing
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over the deed to one of his tremendous golf courses.
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Jake took every inch to bring up his steakhouse concept.
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Tired of all beef all the time. The gazillionaire never
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offered much response to the proposal. Did this guy even
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know anything about running a restaurant? Further incessant, half baked
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hypotheticals continued to line dance on the geezer's already feeble nerves.
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The brisket was excellent, the corn was phenomenal, and the
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apple pie had been some of the best he had
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tasted in his countless years on this planet. But another
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round of rump kissers had left Bandy exasperated. Zelda May
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quit staring at mister Bandy. Jake reprimanded his adult wife
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as if she was a toddler with a tattling habit.
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I wasn't, she defended herself. Another round of tupperware talk
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had been her limit for the past ten minutes. She
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had been zoned out, affixed on nothing in particular. Yes,
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you was now apologize. It's quite all right, Bandy foolishly said,
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in an agitation that seemed to imply he was more
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irritated by him than her. Sometimes she gets like this,
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like what Zelda May countered, now, more anxious to hear
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her fictional shortcomings than appearing demure. Don't start, you started it, folks.
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I think I'm gonna call it a night, the esteemed
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mogul said, as he gestured for him twins to help
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him up and out. Part of him felt bad for
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his dogpiled host, but most of him wanted to thank
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her for giving him an excuse to escape this never
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ending assault of false praise. See what you did, Jake blared,
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to a degree that the heart of hearing Bandy heard
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from a room away. Zelda May Honey Floetta's fake accent
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permeated with a passive aggressiveness that elicited a cold draft
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down the pariah's spine. I hope you're happy. I almost
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had a third car dealership, Don whined. The grumbling gaggle
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emotionally and wordlessly returned to their vehicles, leaving Zelda May
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alone to face Jake's wrath. In addition to Tonight's alleged
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staring gaff, he found nitpicks in the food he scarfed down,
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and found flaws with her hair, makeup and chubby cheeks.
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If she kept letting herself go, that girl he saw
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today day after work might just have to move in.
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Jake continued his relentless attack, which would have driven Zelda
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May to tears if she hadn't cried them all out
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over the years. As a compulsion, she started to work
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on the everest of dishes. Of course, the supposed clean
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freak didn't offer her a modicum of help. At least
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he was talking to her. That was a refreshing change
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of pace. She began scrubbing the tainted plates in a
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fury as Jake continued his verbal bulrush a sutty mess,
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Zelda May pulled the dishwasher rack out and marched to
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the fridge for some chardonnay, which she elected to down
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straight from the bottle. Jake scoffed at the lush she
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could be, and attempted to pry the bottle loose much
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bigger his stripsack was overpowering, spiking and staining the kitchen
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floor with wet glass. Naturally, this was seen as purely
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Zelda May's error, which resulted in a final flurry of condescension.
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Sick of hearing these judgments, the harried housewife gave her
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husband a shove her anger, propelling her strength to unprecedented levels.
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The back of Jake's boots skidded over the edge of spillage.
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The hoss tried to compose his balance, which only caused
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him to dance more erratically before he fell over backwards
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in a heap, cracking his neck on the still exposed dishwasher.
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The crunch was louder than the snap of the wishbone
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of her famous Thanksgiving turkey. No choking, no throes, no
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mournful departing apology, instant death. Stunned, the accidental killer stared
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back at her unintentional victim. The eyes that had been
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full of fire just seconds before were now ghostly white.
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She didn't blame herself. It was a self induced accident,
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a fatal folly caused by his own foolishness. Now single
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part of her felt sad about the loss of her partner,
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but more of her felt relieved that there was finally
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some quiet in here. Now she could tidy this mess
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in piece calm as could be. Zelda May grabbed the
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mop and dust pan and commenced the arduous clean up,
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a chore that was made more difficult by the two
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hundred and fifty pound hindrance that blocked some of the puddle.
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Manslaughter was no excuse for a dirty home. My husband
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is dead, she phoned the cops. As hard as she
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tried to appear hysterical, she was no actress. The death
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of Big Jake Darling sent shockwaves through the local community.
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