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A poltergeist, possibly caught on camera, a little girl who
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seems to be transparent standing next to a clock in
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a photograph, a beluga whale with a mysterious and deadly past,
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and the most unlucky day of the year. Get contact,
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turn off the lights. It's monthly spooky.
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Hello, my spookies. It is not only that time of
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the month, but it is the final the final day
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of September, which means tomorrow spooky season goes into full
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tilt and boogie as October starts up. Yeah, I guess
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I am, of course, your host Rique Kuto here with
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my good buddy Michelle.
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Michelle, Well, how are you?
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I don't know. I guess I'm okay.
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However, I mean, I guess that I'll allow that we're
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here to bring you some some interesting topics and some
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fun news stories that all look at the spookier side
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of life. And I just realized that since this show
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is today and then tomorrow's the beginning of beginning of October,
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that means I'm going to publish thirty two shows in
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a row, not thirty one.
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Oh awesome, I guess.
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I guess so.
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Well.
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Last October I said thirty one shows in thirty one days,
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and I ended up putting out two shows in one
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day because I overshot. In fact, so the for the
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I have a calendar right here of all of the
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shows that are happening. Wow, well it looks. It looks
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really crazy because anything that's scheduled by a day a
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standard day is written down, and then everything else is
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posted so I can move it around, you know, as
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as necessary. Why there's so much you thought it was
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an advent calendar. I was just like paper, Yeah, it's
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a drawing of a crab with a knife, hooray. But no, no,
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so yeah, because I was actually going through this hardcore
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yesterday and after putting everything into the calendar, I realized
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I was one short. Oh well basically, so I spent
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spent half the day finding another story for us to narrate.
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So found a really good creepypasta and the author was
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super pumped for me to narrate it. So that'll be
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coming out on Saturday, October fifth. It's called Never Go
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into the Old Corn Maze on Halloween.
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Cool.
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Yeah, it was a really fun one. So anyway, Yeah,
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so my life has been pretty much consumed by October,
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which not only are we doing already one shows in
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thirty one days, but we're also doing the Cinema Wasteland
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Movie Convention the first weekend of October, so I got
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to head out to Cleveland then movies, hang out with friends,
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begrudgingly be frustrated because there's no place to smoke cigars
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at that hotel except for just standing out the front door.
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There's not like a courtyard. There's They got rid of
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the bench. There used to be a bench by the
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side door. They got rid of.
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It because they don't want you to smoke there.
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Yeah, yeah, well, but that just means I'm gonna stand
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directly in front of the door and do it instead.
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At least the bench was out.
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Of the way to the door. I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
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Well, they gotta call it cops, then, okay.
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I'm gonna tell them.
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Let tell them. Actually, I've done that convention so many times.
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I actually know several Strongsville Police police officers by name.
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I've been doing that show so long, well, in the
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early days of Cinema Wasteland Convention. It's in Strongsville, Ohio,
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which is just outside of Cleveland. In the earth earliest
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days of that show, the partying was so wild that
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they that after the first three years, they just assigned
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a cop Wow in the evenings. He would just and
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he would just hang out. He would just stand around
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and just make sure people kind of stayed in line.
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And uh, yeah, now everybody's aging up and no longer
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wanting to be up all night drinking and yelling stuff,
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I guess. But it just if they gave us one
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little place to sit, would it kill them?
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Apparently because they took it away and it's you know,
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it takes like time and effort to remove something, So.
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a bolted down, yeah place to sit and then they
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just remove it.
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Yeah, because they were retired of this shit.
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But we didn't do anything. Sounds like I want to know,
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I want to know who's sitting there the rest of
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the year. Because our show's only there for three days
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twice a year, so six days a year, so three
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one hundred and fifty nine days out of the year.
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What's going on at that bench?
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Obviously it doesn't matter, but it is really impressive that
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you guys were the reason that they got rid of
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the bench.
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That's the worst part is it's not even an entrance
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to the main hotel. It's a it's a loading entrance
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to the ballroom. So it's like we really were out
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of the way of guests. We were nowhere near where
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people come in to basically airline pilots because it's a
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it's a it's a airport overflow hotel. So every time
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we do the convention, it's just all these people in
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like black t shirts and sunglasses and then pilots with
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their like luggage. That's all there is there. It's it's
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very amusing, not as amusing as when I did the
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second Joe Bob Briggs Drive in Jamboree in Memphis and
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it turned out there was a child beauty pageant being
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held on the other half of the convention building. That
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was an experience. Yeah, I bet there were a lot
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of little kids in dresses and makeup crying everywhere.
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I would be crying too, I.
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Honestly, a lot of the horror fans were crying. Yeah,
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I remember correctly. Yeah, that was the best part of
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People were like, yep, here's the really scary part of
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the contention, WHICHI old beauty pageant. So anyway, so I've
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been working double time honestly, it's more like quadrufule time
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on getting weekly spooky ready for October, because my big
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goal with this, with the thirty one shows in thirty
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one days, is to give the audience the most fun experience.
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I can give them lots of content to help them
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get in the spooky season spirit, and also to reward
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new listeners with tons and tons of content as well.
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But I also don't want to be working and recording
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six hours every single day and have no spooky season
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my own. So I've been trying to record ahead enough
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that I can also go to a haunted house on
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the weekend, or see a movie, or sit quietly and breathe.
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All of them are good options that I don't often
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get around to. So so and I have like a
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bunch of haunted houses picked out if I can just
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have the time to go, because last year I only
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went to one and it was really fun. Yay, Oh,
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I'm glad, I'm glad, you're excited. So but on top
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of that, Rachel's been moving in and it's just a
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lot of work, a lot of decluttering and organizing and
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physical moving, and it's just I am just beat, and
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I have to learn how to live with a cat.
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I'm learning how to live with a cat. Yes, yes,
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I mean you live with a cat? Emsprice. You don't
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have more to say than just yes.
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Oh, I mean I don't know. It's totally fine and
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I love her and she's perfect basically, So I don't
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know what to tell you.
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Is she perfect or is she's perfect?
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The first one. I don't do those things.
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Oh fine, Yeah, you're so superior, you.
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Know, oh, like to do language stuff that I can't
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remember what it's called.
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Fine, fine, no, no, no, that's fine. Yeah, I don't
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know what it's called either.
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Yeah.
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So also, while we're recording this, Ohio is just getting
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beaten up with hurricane weather.
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Yeah, so hopefully that we don't get the high winds
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they were threatening us with.
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Yeah, I hope you were nice enough that they decided
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not to give it to you.
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Well, people other places like they're like, oh man, you
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know you guys get tornadoes, and I'm like, yeah, we do.
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Sometimes the like oh man, that's of your weather scary,
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and I'm like yeah, and then I like a tornado,
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you know, watch happens and I'm like yeah, whatever, But
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when I hear high wind warning that's when I'm like,
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oh my god, we had a windstorm once that took
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the power out for a week and a half. Yeah,
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Like I'm afraid of those more than I am major storms.
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Yeah, I can. I can understand that. I guess I
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don't know.
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Sure, Well, thank you, thank you for not gaslighting me entirely.
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I do appreciate that. Oh you're so kind, so kind
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and generous. That's Cell for you. Well, Cell, I was struggling,
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although I guess that's not new. I struggle every month
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with what the topic would be for our show, and
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I decided I wanted to do a little dive into
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the history, the concepts, et cetera, et cetera of Friday
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the thirteenth, the date, the idea that Friday the thirteenth
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is an unlucky day, because in September we have we
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had a Friday the thirteenth. Yeah, and we're having one
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in December as well.
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That's nice, I mean it.
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Is if you like watching those movies, which I do. Yeah,
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I try to always watch at least at least one
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on Friday the thirteenth, if not multiples. I've gotten to
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a point now where I've seen all of them, so
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many times that this last time, I just opened up
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chat GPT and told it to pick a random number
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between one and twelve, and it did, and then I
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just watched that one. I watched that number.
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You let the AI pick for you.
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And it picked my least favorite one.
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Yeah, that's what they do.
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Yep, yep, yep. So hey, you know what all's fair
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in love and AI? I suppose, I guess. So, do
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you have any spooky plans that you're getting ready to
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initiate or if you decorated yet?
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No, I don't decorate until October. So I will decorate,
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and I mean today if this is the day before October,
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I will decorate tomorrow, but not really because I'm too
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busy with inspection. So as soon as they're done, I
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will decorate and then I just to die. I don't
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know whatever people do.
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Well over here, we would usually decorate by the middle
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of September, but because of the move and everything, we
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haven't really been able to. Yeah, so we're going to try.
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The problem now is that the garage is completely brim
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full of stuff that we have to move to the
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workshop once it's done. Yeah, So hopefully on Monday we're
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gonna just clear out just enough space to get all
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the Halloween decorations out, and then we'll decorate the place.
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I think that'll cheer me up with how exhausted I've
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been with everything. It would be just if I could
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feel like, because I've had a long history of October
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being so stressful, I don't really feel like I'm getting
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a chance to enjoy it very much. Yeah, so I'm
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trying to fight that off. Because pre COVID, I used
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to go on trips every weekend in October. I would
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like never be home in October, and that was fun,
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but it also was very stressful. Now I don't go
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on as many trips, but I have this podcast, which
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it's crazy to think there was a time before I
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had it. But at the same time, it's crazy to
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think that it's almost been six years since I started
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this podcast. But yeah, it's a it's quite an experience. Anyway.
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I love Halloween very very much, so you better believe
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I'm going to decorate. I even got a new Frankenstein doormat.
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I got a I got a laughing pumpkinhead like Pumpkin Jack,
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a lantern that you can hang on your door that
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not only does it laugh, but it like it takes
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forever to finish, which I find hilarious that it goes
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like ah in the music plays and it just keeps
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going and keeps going for like twenty eight seconds, and
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I find that amazing good.
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I don't like those.
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I there's nothing I like more good. I was at
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Spirit Halloween a couple of weeks back, and there's one
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that there's one that's like a pumpkin. Oh, it's a
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doorbell that you ring, and it's right under the mouth
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of this jack lantern that talks, and when you press it,
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it says, you know, they say you are what you eat.
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So I guess I'm nothing but fingertips. And I was like,
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that's pretty that's pretty good. Yeah. Anyway, Well, Shelle, we're
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gonna take a quick break and we'll be back with
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some spooky news to talk about. And we are back,