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Four boys hike into an abandoned campground for a night
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of jokes and fireworks. But in the dark, the trails
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are wired, the pits are waiting, and an old man
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pushes a red bicycle between the trees. And if you
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hear him laugh, it's already too late.
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What's that you want to be scared? Come with me?
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He will experience tales over opera, Who, Ghosts and Death.
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It is not recommended for the week at Heart Heart listen,
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as in the dark it's more fun at that way way.
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This is Weekly.
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spookies like you find out about the shell. But now,
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as for tonight, imagine a campground closed for the season,
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no ranger, no rules, just the whisper of tires over
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pine needles and a smile full of summer teeth. One
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wrong step off the trail and the forest bites back. Tonight,
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my spookies will follow flickers of firelight to a shack
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of plastic and tarps, where the screams are real, the
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wire is sharp, and the only safe place might be
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the one you never leave your tent. We're heading into
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the woods to go camping right after this. The Old
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Man with the Red Bicycle by Bruce Haney come on mom,
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Kyle argued to his mother while she was in the
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kitchen trying to make dinner. Jeff and Tanner's parents are
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letting them go. Yeah, well, their parents are from the
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hands off school of parenting. Didn't Jeff recently get suspended
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for mooning his teacher. Kyle tried not to laugh, but
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his brother, who was listening in the other room, couldn't
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help but chuckle. Matthew felt their eyes on him, and
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he tried to pretend like it was something on TV
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that had made him laugh. He had been listening to
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their conversation intently, worried because the plan was for Kyle
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to get permission to go and then ask for permission
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to bring Matthew with him to camp at the old
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North Fork campground. The Parks Department built a nicer campground
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up the road with a boat ramp and a general store. Technically,
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the old site was no longer open for camping, but
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there was no ranger there to enforce it, therefore no fees,
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so it became the go to spot to camp for
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the thrifty. He was excited by the idea of camping
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with the big kids. He always looked up to his
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brother and always tried to impress the older kids with
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his knowledge of pop culture. While kids his age were
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still listening to Crisscross and watching Power Rangers, he was
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listening to Nirvana and watching Beavis and butt Head. The
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answer is no, their mother said, but dad said it
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was okay if you said it was okay, Kyle pleaded.
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She sighed, letting her frustration be known, but said nothing else,
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and neither did Kyle. He was the king of parental manipulation,
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and he knew when it was time to shut his mouth.
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Matthew didn't understand the subtleties of getting your way with parents,
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so he thought it was all over. I'll set the table,
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Kyle said, softly, being careful to show a bit of
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disappointment in his voice without revealing any anger. Matthew looked
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bummed when he entered the room, but Kyle gave him
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a sly smile, then spoke to their mother again. Hey Mom.
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She didn't sigh this time, but her tone let him
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know she was still ready to fight, Yes, Kyle. Kyle
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pretended not to notice her tone and responded in an
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upbeat way. I just remembered I never got around to
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showing you my report card. Matthew watched in wonder as
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his brother manipulated their mother, and by the time dinner
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was set, he had received permission to go camping, and
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before they were done with the meal, he had approval
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to bring Matthew. He sold them on the fact that
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watching his brother would help keep him out of trouble.
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Matthew was ecstatic. Kyle, Matthew, Jeff, and Tanner all piled
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into Jeff's dad's old Buick wagon for the drive out
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to the woods. The three fifteen year old sat in
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the back of the giant wagon. They made Matthew sit
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in front with Jeff's dad, Jerry, who told him story
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after story about all the big fish he caught out
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of the lake they were heading to. Matthew just listened,
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as he had no fishing stories to tell of his
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own and was still a bit nervous around adults. Plus
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Jerry wasn't leaving much room for him to be involved
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in the conversation. As the boys set up their tents,
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they showed each other all the neat stuff they brought along.
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Matthew had books, and Kyle had a semi crushed pack
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of cigarettes that had three left. Stole them from my father.
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There's one for each of us. He said, there are
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four of us. Matthew argued, like, I'm going to let
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my baby brother smoke. I'm only three years younger than you.
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It's not like I'm a toddler. I'll let you take
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a drag. Jeff said, no, you won't. Kyle replied, let
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the kid smoke. Tanner added, drop it. Tanner looked to Jeff,
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who shrugged his shoulders and changed the subject. Wait until
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you see what I brought, Jeff said. They all looked
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at his bag as he pulled out a thick handful
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of fireworks. Matthew noticed the dirty magazine that was underneath it.
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Bottle Rockets. Kyle said, rematch. Tanner asked, rematch. Matthew asked,
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but with concern. Bottle rocket War, Kyle said to Matthew,
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as if that explained everything. Their camping spot wasn't that
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far from the parking lot, so they saw people throughout
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the day walking past on the trail behind them. Every
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time they heard someone either stepping on a branch or talking,
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they would look to see who it was. If it
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happened to be a girl, the older boys would gawk
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at her. They might be skilled at understanding their parents
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enough to manipulate them, but with strangers, they never seemed
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to notice if the attention they were giving was wanted
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or not, so they stared blatantly. Matthew hoped that they
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weren't building up material for the old spank bank. He
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knew they all did what Beavis and butt Head called
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choking the chicken because he once overheard two older girls
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talking with disgust about how all guys jerk off. When
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he heard that, Matthew swore to himself that he would
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be the one guy who didn't pull his pud. He
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would wait until he found a girl who was nice
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enough to pull it for him. The older boys were
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only interested in the girls who walked by, so they
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only gave a slight glance to the old man with
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the beat up red bicycle, But Matthew was interested and
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found himself gawking. The man must have been in his
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late sixties. His clothes looked old and worn, and his
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gray hair was unkempt, as was his beard, which looked
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like it needed to be washed. There were bits of
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what Matthew imagined was dried food in it. The bicycle
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appeared to be old to Matthew as well, and it
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looked like it had been painted over many times. Whoever
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painted at last took no care as the frame wasn't
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the only thing read so was the crank, and even
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the wheels had spots of overspray. He wondered if it
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had been stolen. When the old man spotted Matthew looking
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at him, he gave a slight smile and squinted his
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eyes to get a better look. Matthew made an audible yelp,
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which made the old man laugh, revealing what he heard
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his dad call summer teeth. Summer there summer. His laughter
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attracted the attention of the other boys, but the old
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man sensed this and turned his head away from Matthew
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before their eyes fell on him, and continued walking his
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beat up old bicycle as he chuckled to himself.
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Don't go away, weekly, Spooky will be right back.
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After everything was set up, they went for a walk.
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Where they started on. The path was well beaten down
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with bark dust over it, and wide enough for three
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of the boys to walk next to each other, leaving
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Matthew to take up the rear, which was okay. Right now.
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They were talking about girls, a topic Matthew wasn't too
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knowledgeable about. Yeah, well, I think Beth has the largest
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fun bags in school. Jeff said that might be true,
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but she's still a goody two shoes. Tanner joked, she's nice.
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I sit next to her in science class. Kyle said, yeah,
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how nice? She lets you touch them sweater puppies. Jeff asked,
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only when mister Hall is looking the other way. Kyle joked, yeah.
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Tanner asked, of course, not you idiot. Kyle said, she's
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just nice to me and is wicked smart. Maybe you
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need to see if she could tutor you at home,
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Tanner said, while mock kissing the air and holding his
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hands out like he was kneading dough. They all laughed.
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Matthew gave a nervous chuckle. She doesn't stack up to
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that girl in the bikini who walked past our tent earlier, though,
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Tanner said, which girl girl? Jeff asked, you know which girl?
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The one who looked like she was smuggling oversized watermelons
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under her bikini top. Jeff asked, geez. Kyle said, h
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guys exaggerate. Don't get me wrong. They were big, but
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they were more like cantalopes. Which is a totally respectable
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fruit size wise to be compared to even Matthew laughed
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at that one. If we weren't busy setting up the tent,
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I would have made a move. No, you wouldn't have,
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Kyle replied, sure, I would have. That chick was like
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thirty years old. She doesn't want anything to do with
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your fifteen year old jailbait batman Undie's covered ass. They
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all laughed, but Matthew laughed the loudest. He loved his
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brother getting in a good one. She was the hottest
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girl to walk past. Jeff said, I keep thinking about
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that old man with the red bike that passed by.
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Matthew added, more your type, Jeff teased. The older boys
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all laughed, Sorry, bro, Kyle said that was a good one.
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It took Matthew a second for his confidence to recover
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to follow up. Do you think he lives out here?
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He could, Kyle said, Do you think he traps animals
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to eat like an old mountain man? Matthew asked, I
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think he traps little boys, Tanner said, for food and
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other purposes. As they continued down the trail, it became
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so thin and overgrown that they had to walk in
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a line. Kyle was in the lead. We might be
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heading to his place. Look at the ground. They all
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looked down at the path they were walking on. It
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could hardly be called a walking trail at this point.
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It was so thin and there were no footprints, just
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an indented bicycle trail that led through a clearing, which
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the boys decided was perfect for what they had planned.
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When they arrived at the clearing, Jeff pulled off his
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backpack and started handing out bottle rockets to everybody. You
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ready to get your butt whooped? Kyle asked, yeah, right,
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Remember whose butt got kicked last time? Jeff replied, what's
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with all the butt talk my guys? Tanner inquired. They
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all laughed. Jeff pulled out a hand and gave them
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to Matthew. He's not playing, Kyle said, fine, more for me,
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Jeff said, and snatched them back and took off to
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get into position. That's not fair, Kyle yelled after him
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as Jeff found the biggest tree to hide behind. Matthew
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was glad that his brother did what he did. He
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had no interest in getting hit with a bottle rocket
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or hitting anyone else for that matter. Instead, he found
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a large tree outside the field to sit behind. He
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pulled out the newest Goosebumps book, Welcome to Camp Nightmare.
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His mother had gotten him a subscription since he was
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her little reader. He tried to ignore the sound of
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bottle rockets whizzing around, the laughs, and the occasional yelp
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followed by laughter as one of them was hit. He
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was pretty good at ignoring them, but he couldn't disregard
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the sound he heard further up the trail. He looked
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behind to see that the fifteen year olds were still busy,
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then headed forward a bit to see if he could
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figure out what the noise was. When he got to
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the top of the hill, he looked back one last
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time at the older kids, who didn't notice that he
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had left. Down the hill, he could see by the
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red bicycle leaning against a structure that it looked like
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it was made from garbage bags and part of a
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frayed tarp. That is when he saw the old man again.
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The old man took a break from slaughtering the raccoon
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that was on the felled tree that he was using
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as a makeshift table. He waved at Matthew and smiled,
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showing off his summer teeth again. It made him think
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of his dad's other phrase, summer green, summer yellow. The
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pain he suddenly felt in his leg was tremendous. It
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felt like the whole thing was vibrating. I got him,