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When a married couple ventures deep into the Pacific Northwest
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wilderness in search of a mythical flower. What starts as
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a quirky botanical quest spirals into a hallucinatory nightmare of
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glowing blood, eerie silence, and body horror. Join us for
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a descent into madness.
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What's that You want to be scared?
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Come with me. You will experience tales over our borah,
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ghosts and death.
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It is not recommended, but of weak at heart heart,
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listen us in the dark. It's more fun at that
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way way. This is Weekly Speaking.
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Hello, my spookies, It's Wednesday, and you know what that means.
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It's time for a little spooky in your weekly I'm
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your host and narrator, Enrique Kuto, and we have quite
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a terrifying story of hiking and nature and all that
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other terrible stuff. But before we get to that, I
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everything to me. I really mean that. But now, as
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for tonight, they say the woods can be quiet, too quiet,
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and sometimes it means something is watching. In the Pacific Northwest,
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there's a legend about a flower that only blooms once
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every seventeen years. No one knows what it looks like
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because no one who's seen it has ever come back.
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The same Night's tale is about a camping trip, a
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mysterious plant, and the horrible things that can grow inside you.
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So get yourself cozy and we'll start after this A
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plant called Death by Bruce Haney. My wife was much
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more intelligent than I, and the nicer of the two
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of us. Yet she was the one who got us
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into that mess, the one that I found myself hiding
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from in the woods on what was supposed to be
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our vacation, terrified that she would find me. The quote
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unquote vacation was her idea. My idea of a perfect
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vacation was returning to Cabo to hang out at the
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pool bar, have a few drinks and read my books.
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Hers involved hiking two to three days deep into the
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woods to search for some elusive flower that may or
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may not exist. You have heard of the corpse flower
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and Morphophallus titan aram, right, that elusive, rotten smelling flower
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that only blooms every seven to ten years. Well what
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if I told you there was another rare flower with
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a weird blooming cycle, one that most people haven't heard of,
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and those who have think it's just a myth. My
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wife told me about it and said that it was
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called death. When she told me this, I asked, really,
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that's the name. Yeah, it's called death, just death, no
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hard to pronounce name that derives from from several Latin words,
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just death. Why not? Why is its name so simple
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when every other flower seems to have some long, hard
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to pronounce scientific name. She explained to me that no
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actual scientist had ever seen the flower. Most argued that
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it didn't exist because of how rare it was. They
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didn't even know how often it bloomed. Was it ten years,
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fifteen years, One estimated thirty, but Sarah didn't think it
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was quite that long of a blooming cycle. There were
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only a handful of references to it in historical documents,
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and one of those is believed to be fiction. One
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of the earliest references she found was in the third
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issue of Oregon's first newspaper, The Oregon Spectator. That article
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went something like this man found dead in a precarious position,
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in a condition that baffled the person who found them.
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There are no signs of any other people, and multiple
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large animals were found nearby in various states of mutilation.
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It might not have been Cabo, but it was exciting
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to get away from the city, away from work, and
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away from my phone. As we drove, my worries drifted
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away as we stopped passing Starbucks and McDonald's and started
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passing by trees and nature, eventually even spotting wildflowers along
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the side of the road. Yes, it rains all the
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time here, but that suffering pays off. Once spring hits,
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everything in the Pacific Northwest starts to bloom. We parked
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near the trailhead of Blue Ruined Pass, so named after
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an incident on the Oregon Trail where six men died
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after consuming some ill distilled liquor that people refer to
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as blue ruin. With us came our long term friends
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Jane and Tom, who were a couple that met through
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us at one of our summer backyard parties. Tom was
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a colleague of Sarah's. Jane was my buddy. We met
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about ten years ago. She was a regular at the
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bar near my house. We quickly became friends because of
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our shared taste in music. On karaoke nights, we both
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sang nineties alternative rock. I would sing songs like Semi
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Charmed Life and Flagpole Sida, and she would mostly sing
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songs by Sublime. There was never any flirting, at least
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from my end. If she had, it wouldn't have been
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noticed by me. My happy marriage kept me from looking
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for that kind of thing. Tom seemed like a stand
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up guy, so there were never any worries for me
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about the two of them flirting or anything like that,
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especially after he became partners with Jane. He was a
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bit of a hard hang for me. We didn't have
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nearly any shared interests. As I know, fuck all about
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plants and outside of his work, sports was his favorite subject,
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which I also know fuck about. You can't beat the
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Pacific Northwest for its nature, Tom said, while pulling his
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supplies out of the vehicle. You look so happy, baby,
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Jane said, I am. Six days in nature is heaven?
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Tom said, I'm just happy to be off work, I added.
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Sarah was busy going through her bags, making sure she
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had everything she needed. pH Meter check, shears check, nope, book, camera, yep, yep,
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there that is yep. I think I got everything. She
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smiled at me. How about you. I have clothes, portable meals,
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and our shelter. What else would I need? Vodka? Jane said, gross,
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I have a bottle of whiskey in my bag. I said,
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Then I think we're set, Jane replied. The first day
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was uneventful. We walked, took breaks, and chatted. It was
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a fairly easy trail. The elevation gain was moderate. The
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only struggle was a large down tree that had landed
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on the trail and that we had to climb over.
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It took Jane and Tom a couple of attempts. We
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didn't stop walking until nearly nightfall. After setting up the tents,
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we had dehydrated soup for dinner. It was all right,
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excusing myself from the group. The rest of my night
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was spent reading the new Charles Campbell book and sipping whiskey.
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In the middle of the night, there was a rustling
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sound outside our tent that woke me. Sarah, being a
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sound sleeper, was oblivious. It didn't quite sound like a human,
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so I didn't think it was Jane or Tom. Then
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there was a hissing sound that startled me. What the fuck?
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I said, a little too loudly. This startled Sarah, who
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bolted upright, what's wrong? Sorry, nothing, I just heard an
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animal outside moving around the camp. And then I got
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startled when I heard it. Hiss hiss. Yeah, like a
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bobcat or a cougar, Sarah said, revealing a bit of
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panic in her voice. Smaller, more like a possum. Oh okay,
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then go back to bed, she said. You know, possums
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freak me the fuck out. Yeah, And I don't know
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why they're adorable. They're disgusting, regardless of what crazy people
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on those TikTok videos you send me say. Sarah laughed.
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She knew my hatred of possums, so she sent me
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pro possum TikTok videos every day. Videos of people holding
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the disgusting things and saying stuff like, Oh, isn't he cute? Oh,
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he's just a little baby. Made my skin crawl. We
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heard a rustling against the tent again, which made me
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move closer to my wife.
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Don't go away, weekly, spooky. We'll be right back.
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Calm down, it's nothing. Come on, get to sleep. We
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have a long hike tomorrow. Okay. Another rustling was heard
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at the tent, and then I saw the impressions on
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the wall as it pushed its little hands against the material.
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Fuck this. Grabbing my shoe and hitting against the would
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be intruder seemed to scare it off. It hissed one
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more time. Then we could hear it run off. John,
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you heard it good? Why are you so afraid of possums? Experience?
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When I was little, I ran into the woods and
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one freaked me out. Why you imagine being alone in
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the woods as a young child and seeing what looks
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like a giant rat with mange hanging from a tree.
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I would have thought it was cute. That's because you're crazy,
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I joked, fuck you, she said, playfully. But the worst
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was when my mom spotted a wounded possum near our house.
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Because of its condition, she started feeding it. Everything was
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fine for a few days, and I even found myself
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warming up to the idea of them. But one night
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I was taking out the trash and it must have
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been around the time that my mom usually fed him,
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because I went outside and there was a dozen of
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them with their ugly pink skin and matted hair and
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beady eyes. I was already scared, and then they all
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started hissing, hiss, hiss, hiss, I said, squinting my face
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and holding my hands like claws. Sarah laughed, Hey, it
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was trauma to me. She continued to laugh. I'm sorry.
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I don't laugh at your trauma. My trauma isn't hilarious.
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The next morning, we woke up to discover the damage
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our nighttime visitors had done. There was no rhyme or
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reason for what they destroyed. It didn't appear that they
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were going after the food. After some powdered eggs on tortillas,
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we started our hike for the day. The end goal
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was to reach Root's Ridge by dark. From Sarah's calculations,
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she believed the death plant could be found around there.
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Remember keep your eyes peeled and your nose open. I
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don't expect to find it on the way, but you
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never know, she said, with excitement. So why do you
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think it'll be near the ridge? Jane asked, do you
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know the legend of Root's Ridge? Sarah asked, no, I
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just know it's supposed to have a great view of
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Cougar Lake was a semi popular route on the Oregon Trail.
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People supposedly stopped using it after the Barlow Trail was established,
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But I think it was the Roots family tragedy that
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led people trying to find another route. What happened to them,
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Jane asked, Well, it's hard to say what people wrote
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versus what happened isn't always the same thing, and people
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back then tended to shy away from the gory details.
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But one of the people who found them, for how
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messed up they were, said he would have rather come
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across the Donner party, and Sarah believes that the roots
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incident has something to do with the death plant. Tom said, Oh,
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so this plant has some kind of dark history to it,
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yet we are trying to find it. Jane said. They
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were also malnourished and in a state of starvation, which
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could explain some of what happened. Sarah exclaimed, plus, no
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one is going to force you to go near it.
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The rest of the hike that day felt off, but
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it was hard to place why. We were having fun.
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We had lots of amusing conversations. We found out that
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Tom fell in love with plants after seeing Little Shop
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of Horrors of all things. Jane told us the story
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of being busted as a teenager for shoplifting Green Day's
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American Idiot on CD. They wouldn't sell it to her
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because of the parental advisory sticker. Her mom was so
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mad that she took away all of her Green Day
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CDs since they were such a so called bad influence
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on her. Sarah also made me tell my possum stories
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so they could all join in on making fun of me.
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Tom was the one to figure out why the day
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felt so weird. Isn't it strange that we're in the
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middle of the woods, yet we hear almost no animal noises.
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I haven't even seen a gray squirrel today. That is strange,
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Sarah said. It's like that story I told her from
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that pulp writer, the really bad one, Henry B. Quinn.
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Sarah said, how did that go again? I have a
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copy with me, Sarah said, pulling off her pack to
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dig for the Weird and Fantastic Monthly photo copy from
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nineteen thirty one. Here it is. I don't want to
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read it. Come on, read it for us. Tom said, why,
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because it's the only entertainment we have out here. Jane said,
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Just read from here to there, Sarah said, pointing to
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the middle section of the second page. Okay, okay, the
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story went like this. I never did know what evil
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scent hunch guided me into those preternaturally quiet woods. I
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had merely gone out to find a good stick for
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the purpose of whittling. But there I found myself, deep
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in the woods, at the witching hour of all hours,
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miles away from my humble cottage home. It was like
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I had walked there in a daze, guided by my