March 21, 2025

Do You Even Movie? | I’m Just F*cking With You (2019) – The Ultimate April Fools’ Nightmare!

Do You Even Movie? | I’m Just F*cking With You (2019) – The Ultimate April Fools’ Nightmare!

“You need to learn to take a joke!” March Into the Dark continues as we dive back into the underrated Blumhouse horror anthology on Hulu!This time, Henrique and David head to California for an April Fools’ Day from Hell—where pranks turn into...

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“You need to learn to take a joke!”

March Into the Dark continues as we dive back into the underrated Blumhouse horror anthology on Hulu!This time, Henrique and David head to California for an April Fools’ Day from Hell—where pranks turn into something far more sinister.

🎬 A pair of siblings check into a secluded motel, only to endure a night of terrifying practical jokes that go way too far in 2019’s I’m Just F*cking With You!

Directed by Adam Mason and starring Keir O’Donnell, Hayes MacArthur, and Jessica McNamee, this film delivers psychological torment, dark humor, and one of the most chilling performances in the series.

🔥 In this episode, we cover:

• 🎥 How the teaser alone had our hosts hooked
• 😈 The career-defining, psychotic performance from Hayes MacArthur
• 🎭 Why the film’s ending is the perfect final touch

💀 PLUS:
• 🎉 The wildest pranks Henrique and David pulled as kids
• 🚬 What is the proper way to store cigars?
• 🤕 Fake injuries that turned into real injuries
• 🎬 How does Mickey 17 compare to Bong Joon Ho’s other films?

🔗 Watch I’m Just F*cking With You and the entire Into the Dark series on Hulu

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Dude, why are you staying with us?

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My dad are here. You're the only one that I

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want to see. I guess I'm just gonna have to

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kind of stay with you.

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Then you got a problem? What?

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No?

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Hey, you do x y Z.

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I'm just fucking with you. I you preach Rachel. I'm

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away from the phone right now, but I'll call you back. Larry.

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I got some bad news about your sister. I hate

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to be the one to tell you this, man, She's

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not coming to me. Fu man, it doesn't even make

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sense that someone would call me if something happened to her.

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Jesus's Chester will open it.

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So are you ever serious? Or I'm just a good

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time guy? Nobody thinks your funny.

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I'm gonna cut you off.

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Are you just fucking with me?

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You tell me? In a world where podcasts reign supreme,

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two friends dare to ask, do you even?

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Movie?

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Hosted by filmmaker Enrique Kuto and movie aficionado David Denyer.

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Spoiler alert, you say you've swallowed your breast milk breath mint,

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Oh oh good, get get clean on the inside. Yeah, buddy, no,

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I was uh, yeah, it's funny. I had somebody joke

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like you're suffocating Dave smoking cigars in the in the room. No, No,

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it was just funny because wh they said. I was like,

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sh Dave's like, thank god, thank god. It's like potpari

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in here.

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I wouldn't say that.

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I would. I wouldn't. I would. Oh, you don't like

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cigars anymore?

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Okay, No, it's not that I don't like cigars. I

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won't share them with you, as you've stopped. That's not

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what I mean.

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Well, we already talked about how like I there there's

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a point where I get it on my clothes and

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I have to and I just have to get them washed.

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It's like I don't mind cigars, like go one of

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the lounge, like sitting in here with you, I don't

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mind it. But when it's like on my clothes and

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I'm gonna be around people or whatnot, then I have to.

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Yeah, then I have to make a change or at

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least a wash.

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Well when it makes sense, because lingering smells of most

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things are pleasant except cigars, like cheese or pickles.

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Or think I mean literally having a conversation with somebody

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a couple of days ago about cigar a cigar odor

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compared to cigarette odor, and it was no comparison.

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I was like, there isn't it. I was like, there's

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no comparison at all.

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I like, I'm legitimately disgusted by the smell of cigarettes.

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And I'm not trying to be hoity toity, It's just

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it's just a totally differ means.

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As as you get to a point you can distinguish

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that one smells like leaves and other aromas and whatnot,

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and cigarettes always smell the exact same in there stinky.

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Well, they're meant to be consistent and they're meant to

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be inhaled, which is I'm not trying to turn this

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into a cigar cast. It's just but but that's probably

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the thing that drives me crazy the most, because before

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I became a cigar enjoyer, I thought a cigar was

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just a big cigarette and no, sir, not even a

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little bit. But I had no idea that were there

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were flavors and blends and recipes.

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And I think, honestly, my first couple of experiences with cigars,

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even even with me smoking them, not the fact that

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I was inhaling the whole thing, But it was more

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so the fact that when I was first around a

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bunch of cigars. It was when we were live broadcasting

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from Leaf and Vine. They were having a cigar event,

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but they were doing it inside because it was a wintertime,

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so they had a door cracked in the back and

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then all that shit was just billowing through that bar.

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So Leaf and Vine, Yeah, are they two separate businesses? Yes,

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oh so, not so because the law is eighty percent

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of your sales have to be tobacco. Yeah, in order

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to have in order or tobacco and tobacco related in

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order for you to be able to have people smoking

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in the bar in the they.

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Don't that that might might be saying something I shouldn't,

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but that was not a usual thing. Like they had

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banned smoking inside obviously when when the work came in.

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But for that one event, it was very cold outside.

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So they if it.

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Once in a while, I mean, do they do they

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They're not a lounge.

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No, not allowed, not allowed by for not allowed in

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the aspect of like you can smoke inside, chill inside,

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but you can have your bar.

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And okay, so it's a it's a bar. It's a

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bar with the humid oor, yeah, okay, okay.

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And the humid or is basically the size of I

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would say, from your shelf to this back wall here,

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that's the size of the humid oor is like this.

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Well modestly large one. Yeah yeah, no, hey, you know,

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get away with it. I forgot. I forgot. The nut

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is very smoking.

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Yeah, like that was my first, my first real, I

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guess experience around them, and I got sick from the

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smell because it was just I mean it was it

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was pluming, and then it was just I wasn't used

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to it, and also the airflow wasn't great.

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So yeah, then it took me a bit.

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And then also realizing how to actually smoke a cigar

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and not inhale the whole had you.

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Smoked one and inhaled before then? Yeah, okay, well that's

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also gonna have an effect that this kind.

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Of my first cigar was my graduation, my my high

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school graduation, my buddy Timson was it. Wherever Tim got them,

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they weren't great, and so I'm guessing they probably were.

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They were probably knowing Tim and knowing what he came,

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what he brought to the party. He probably got them

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at one of our old carry outs that had them.

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Yeah yeah, yeah, So ironically enough, I was gifted a

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package of cigars on my eighteenth birthday. But they were no, no,

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well no, they well they might have been I don't

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remember what brand they were, but they were gas station.

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They were peach flavored. And the reason that I wanted

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them was I had one. I put one in my mouth, unlit,

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and just went around being flamboyant and funny.

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That sounds like you.

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I'd be like, hey, good, you want to be enough forno,

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you want to be an a movie. That's what I

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was doing. Because actually that night I was doing that

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when I went to Oh gosh, what did they call

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it at that time? It was the midnight movie at

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page manor before they burned down on when Andy Copp

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was running them and I and I was like, Andy,

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let me tell you about that porno business.

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I bet he loved that.

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He did not think it was funny. He was never

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very happy at those screenings, but they were very stressful.

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Yeah.

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So anyway, but my point is, so I've been trying

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to dig into my deep storage of cigars because I'm

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terrified that if I don't like dig in there, that

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They're gonna like mold or something. So people who don't

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know you can store cigars basically and definitely as long

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as you keep the temperature decent and you keep the

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humidity level very specific.

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I've been fighting with mine in the last couple days,

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not majorly.

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It was just we've been turning the air the heat

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on and off because of the temperature and whatnot, so

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it's been dipping a little bit. But I've kept it

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right between sixty nine and sixty eight for the most part.

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Nice. Well, that's that's really snug. Actually, I don't even

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keep them.

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That's not that's that's where that's where they float normally.

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With with the way that that's only two points.

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I mean, like I mine fluctuate between sixty five and

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sixty eight.

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Well, I mean there was a day I came home

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and they were sixty three. That's when I was like,

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we got to do a little change here.

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Oh yeah, and you have the yeah, yeah, is it

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plugged in?

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It's well then, oh yeah, no, it's it's on like

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it's it's running.

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It's just the problem is when I turned the heat

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off and then we open the yea, yeah, that's right.

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But also how many how many humidity packs do you

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have in it?

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Three?

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Three of the big, big, big ones.

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Well, I guess I technically have six because I've got

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two of the big ones, one medium, and then I've

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got like four.

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The big one is in it's enclosed in the cardboard container. Yeah.

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Are they okay? Are they doing okay? Yeah, they're not

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too crunchy. No.

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The only one I had to change recently was the

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small ones.

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Yeah. Well, depending on how old they are, it might

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be a good idea just swap them anyway. I'm actually

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doing that right now. Yeah, I'm going through in any

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of them that that make too much of a crunch

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sound when I squeeze them. Yeah, these are humidity packets, guys.

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They have us Like three weeks ago was like when

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we had the major dip, because that was when it

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was just like, hey, here's a fifty degree day, and

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now we're back to twenties.

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Yeah, Ohio is really Ohio and it's weatherland.

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Yeah, so that I remember. That was the one day

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I came home and it was sixty three. So I

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messed with the raised it up a little bit and

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then looked at the packs and there was like four

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of them that I replaced, the small ones.

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Is I've got a pack of the small ones. I

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need to get a new pack of of the bigger

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ones than cardboard.

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But the other ones, the cardboard one, you probably I

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would recommend three of those in there is what i'd

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recommend it. I'd probably go ahead and go fresh if

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you're having that big of a change, not because that'll

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should never happen, because that totally will happen, but because

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they're probably pretty old. I'm having this, Like I said,

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I'm having the same thing, except they're so expensive because

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they're like twenty seven bucks each. So I'm replacing two

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at a time, like every time I get a pay

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payout to try and get them kind of where I

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like it. But so I was digging into my storage

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a few days ago, and I have so many cigars.

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I've collected them in so many ways that I don't

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even know what's in there. And I was digging around

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and I grabbed this one cigar and it was a Gurka,

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which is not a brand I buy a lot of.

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My lounge doesn't sell them, you know. So I'm like, oh, hey, Girka, Well,

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gurkhas are good. So I cut it and light it

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and it was called Gurka yakusa. So I started smoking

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I'm like, hey, this thing's pretty damn good. See if

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I can get five of them, because there's only one

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in there.

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Yeah.

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So I was like, because I don't remember where I

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got this, but I should see when and get more.

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So I google it. Not only can I not find any,

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but they're twenty three dollars a stish shit.

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Yeah how it goes.

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I probably got them in some multi pack or a

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gift pack. Yeah, because when cigars, when they change the

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labels on the bands, they sell them cheap. It's it's

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why I have my secret stash of cohibas for so affordable,

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because cohebas are expensive.

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Yeah, but I have a bunch of booked one kohiba

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my entire life. Fancy coheba from for a buddy, Jeff,

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you got to forge.

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For a birthday.

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H Remember haven't I given you a koheba, not a

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fancy one like that?

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Well, I'm I mean, I'm just fucking with you. Most

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cohbas are fancy, okay, Well on your birthday, I'll give

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you a fucking cohebra prick. So anyway, yes, that all

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being said, it was just very funny because then when

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I saw the expense on it too, I was like,

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well that was good. That would never spend twenty three dollars.

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I still want more of the don't tread on mes

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and those are gone basically from what you told me.

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I mean they could be back, yeah, if you act.

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I haven't looked at a while, young man.

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I use Cigars dot com too, you know that's not

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where I'm car daily.

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That's not where you get them either. Their cigar page.

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I have all three of those.

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Well, but cigar page is who makes that? Yeah, or

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at least that's the only place to get Yeah, yeah, no,

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no Cigars Internationals. Who made those bone shakers you like

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so much? So? Did I tell you that? While I

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was at the jamboree the Joebob Jambree in Memphis, I

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walked past the guy was smoking stogy, so I stopped

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talked for a second, and I was like, what are

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you smoking? And he was like, it's like a discount stick.

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You probably never heard of it. But I really love

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them though they're called bone shakers. And I was like,

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I've enjoyed a bone shaker the time of time, But

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Dave you really like them? I like those?

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They don't try The mems are my favorite bone Shakers

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were probably close to that, but I think my favorite

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so far has been a.

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A lev of Connecticut.

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That's just my go to Connecticut actually smoked from my

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deep storage and I leave a serie v Oh those

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are good too, Yeah, and I never liked them as

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much as I like that one. Yea, So now I'm

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much more into it.

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I need to remember which one is the house cigar

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at Leaf. I gotta remember that.

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I well, it's probably not sold anywhere else.

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Yeah, that's so.

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So what happens is these big cigar companies like Oliva,

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my Father whatever. Yeah, when they have a good relationship

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with a cigar shop, they have I don't know how

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many it could be five, it could be twenty blends,

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and they'll send the cigar place all each of those

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blends labeled. Yeah, and then you pick the blend and

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that becomes your house blend of that.

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Yeah.

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And because it's manufactured in mass it doesn't have a box,

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it doesn't have usually it don't even have labels on them.

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Am I right, there's no band on them. Because of that,

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they can if they're usually like six dollars, seven dollars,

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they're usually pretty cheap. I wonder if it's on their website.

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So well, I'm just I've noticed that a few places

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they'll have a house Oliva or a house my father,

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or some will even just have a plain old house.

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Blend Aliva is I mean a Leaf and Vine was

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the first place that I was introduced to Aliva, so

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that because then it was because of the house cigar,

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because when we were doing the broadcast there Thursday night,

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we would also promote the specials, and they had a

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special on their houses.

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Most cigar lounges are a brand forward. Yeah, not all

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like like B and G's where you know where you

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and I frequent, they're not one brand forward. But most

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places usually they're kind of like they're they're you know,

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drew a State forward, yeah, or a lev A forward.

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Doesn't mean they don't have lots of other stuff, but

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they may just have the most of that stuff.

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Makes sense.

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So well, I mean, you know, you get you make

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friends in this business. But speaking of friends, you know,

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who's the best friend you'll ever have? David? Who's that yourself?

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Is that true?

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I know because we just watched Mickey seventeen. We just

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got back from seeing Mickey seventeen in the theater.

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This is Bong Bong June Hoe.

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I keep saying Bong June and said, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Boon Jong Hoe's newest film. The director of Parasite, of Host,

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of Snow Piercer.

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Snow Piercer. Is it hand I think Handmaiden might be. No,

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that's Park, that's Park.

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He's actually not directed that many films in the last decade.

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He's more been in that big movie I mean, because

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Parasite won the Academy Award.

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He's more been in.

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That realm of like big, big budget oscar worthy stuff.

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Snow Piercer, Parasite, ok Ja Mother, Let's see. We also

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have Tokyo the Host stink.

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Oh, that's a short. That's a short, Memories, Memories, Murder.

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That's what I'm saying. That's a really good one.

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Oh. I've enjoyed his movies. I will say, of all

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his films i've seen, it's not my top. No, it's

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not my top. My top is probably Parasite. Parasite's very

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hard to be but before that Host would have been

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my top. Host is very good too. Host is excellent.

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Unfortunately I saw Hosts last Yeah, because Rachel brought it

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to me and I was blown away, and I literally

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was like, this would have been my favorite movie of

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his had I not seen Parasite. All you've seen, right,

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I have not seen oo O is really good. I've

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heard it's good. Yeah, it's snow Piercer is freaking phenomen.

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I'm getting ready to do a revisit on it because

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I kind of want to start the series.

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Well, and I've heard good things. I haven't. I think

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it's on HBO. Maximum Oh, well, then I should watch it.

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But snow Piercer was a phenomenal film, But Mickey seventeen.

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It's a science fiction movie about these people traveling through

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space to colonize new planets, and they have what are

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called the Expendables. They're people who their their consciousness is

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downloaded to a computer and then they're put on deadly missions.

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They do things that will definitely result in their death,

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with the idea being that when they die, they just

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regenerate the next day, regenerate and give them their memories.

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But there was one thing that bothered me. They said

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that in order to keep you up to date, they

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upload your personality every week. Why did Mickey remember every

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time he died? Because because when we meet him he

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remembers dying, and one of the things he never wants

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to answer is what it feels like to die. Everybody

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asks him, and I thought when he finally answered, or

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was about to finally answer, I thought he was gonna say,

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I don't know, yeah, because all I know is that

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I have because they upload him once a week, they

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don't up. It doesn't upload continuously as he dies, So

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why would he remember those things?

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I mean, there's a lot of unanswered questions with the

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whole memory aspect, because you were even pointing out what one.

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I felt like that was like a straight up plot

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hole as opposed to maybe we don't understand and that's possible.

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That's what I mean, because like the whole element where Okay,

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So basically the big twist in a very convolutedly massive movie. Yeah,

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and probably my biggest complaint is how convoluted it was,

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is somehow Mickey seventeen doesn't die. They think he's going

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to die, but he doesn't die. So he goes home

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and discovers Mickey eighteen, and now we have a whole

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conflict multiples. Now, the trailer made me think that where

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we were heading with the multiples was like a kind

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of sci fi court drama about like what do we

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do about this? And that wasn't even that was literally

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never even a moment. The shots of the court drama

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stuff in the trailer were actually from when he's telling

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the story of what happened, not even well no, no,

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it's at the beginning end. Well, but I mean when

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he was telling that. No, that was the parliament. I

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mean what they were having the bows where they're like

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religious groups and everything hated it, so they banned the

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practice from Earth, which is the other reason they're doing

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it is because they're in space. So nobod I see

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what you're saying. But yeah, that was the government. I'm

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talking about just the court thing or.

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Whatever press conference.

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Yeah, yeah, well the hall was way bigger because they

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weren't on a stupid spaceship. But ye, I didn't hate

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the movie. It had charming and cute moments, very memorable performances,

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although I thought the performances were really really broad, like

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there was no subtlety at all. It was about as

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far from parasite as you can get. But my biggest

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problem was I feel like most of his movies have

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been epics, but they're focused like Parasite is focused even

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though a lot happened. I felt like it is it

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really hits, it's perfect. But Snow Piercers it's great. Snow

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Piercer is an incredible film, and it has layers and

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layers and layers.

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My favorite thing about The Host too, is that it's

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not really solely focused on the monster by any stretch

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of the imagination.

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It's not focused at all. It's not the family. It's

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like Fast and the Furious. It's not family about family. Bruh.

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No, but but it is. You're totally right, it's why.

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That's why the Host made me cry.

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It's yeah, there's there's a lot of goods scene on them.

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It's a phenomenal movie. So I didn't hate it, No,

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but it was not. It just didn't grab me very well.

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It was definitely really long and too much was going on.

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It was way too unfocused.

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It would introduce things and then you would think like, Okay,

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so this is gonna be a bigger point in the

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plot now, and then it's like we really went back

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to it, like maybe at the end for like five

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minutes or so.

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Yeah. I think I do think some of that may

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have been the trailers making you think that the whole

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movie was about the multiples.

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And that's that's what's funny, is like, Yeah, I definitely

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saw the trailers because I know I was sitting next

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to you the theater when they would come on, But like,

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I didn't really pay much attention to them.

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Well, and I thought that overall multiples didn't matter that

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much because you know, I kind of thought was gonna

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happen was when there was unrest on the ship and

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they were starting to realize that like their leaders a

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meglomaniac and they need to stand up to him. I

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thought they were gonna, like in secret, start doubling them

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so that their numbers could be greater. Yeah, and then

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they'd have to figure out, like, okay, now what do

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we do with everybody having three of each other? Yeah,

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I thought it might because that would be kind of

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funny and a kind of was.

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Introducing that whole thing about the one guy that made

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himself twice and then was a serial killer of the

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homeless and everything, Like I thought that was a little

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cool touch on it. And it's just like we never

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really did anything, not specifically with him, but like anything

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nobody nobody else made doubles.

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I was really surprised.

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Yeah, and that whole thing I thought was a nice

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little kind of nod to the idea of using like

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for like Nazi scientists for NASA and stuff, the idea

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that it was like so one of the main people

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who invented this, he was a psychopath, and he did

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use it to kill a bunch of people. But that

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doesn't mean that it's not good technology. It just means

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that guy was bad. I thought that was kind of

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a fun, a fun little element, but overall it was.

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Just it was.

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It was fine. I if it had been shorter, I

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really would have enjoyed it more.

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I think it could have been a crisp hundred minutes,

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and that might be asking a logs. I mean, it

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is two hours and seventeen minutes. But I just felt

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like there was a lot of excess left there that really.

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Didn't amount to much.

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And it could just be the fact that, like it was,

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it a lot happened quick too. Sure, sure, but then

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also in some cases I felt like it didn't. I

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feel like we were given a lot, but I don't

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know if we were really given a lot to think about.

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I guess is the best way to put it.

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Yeah, like I said, I think it just wasn't focused. Yeah,

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I think that's really my biggest complaint is it just

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it didn't have a focus to to kind of pull

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us in and.

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It became more apparent for me in the in the

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final act than anything.

466
00:20:42.279 --> 00:20:44.960
Yeah, Rush was just kind of odd.

467
00:20:45.079 --> 00:20:45.640
It was odd.

468
00:20:45.680 --> 00:20:47.839
But yeah, I mean it's absolutely like I said on Letterbox,

469
00:20:47.839 --> 00:20:49.559
I think it's absolutely worth a watch, especially you can

470
00:20:49.559 --> 00:20:50.240
see in theaters.

471
00:20:50.359 --> 00:20:52.359
But it's I think it might be a one and

472
00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:53.319
done for me personally.

473
00:20:53.880 --> 00:20:55.920
Plug your letterbox for all the haters out there.

474
00:20:56.000 --> 00:21:00.480
My letterbox is David s WMA for days, it's watching

475
00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:02.240
Movies Again. You can find me on there, and you

476
00:21:02.279 --> 00:21:04.240
can also find me on Instagram at David's Watching Movies

477
00:21:04.279 --> 00:21:07.279
Again as well. The two kind of crossover sometimes.

478
00:21:07.359 --> 00:21:10.079
Well I don't know if I told you, hmmmm, but

479
00:21:10.160 --> 00:21:11.599
I did sign up for Letterbox.

480
00:21:11.640 --> 00:21:12.119
Oh you did?

481
00:21:12.240 --> 00:21:12.640
I did?

482
00:21:12.759 --> 00:21:13.720
Oh my, And.

483
00:21:13.920 --> 00:21:18.319
Believe it or not, you're my first subscribe subscription. I'm

484
00:21:18.319 --> 00:21:21.400
just fucking like I was gonna say. You know why though,

485
00:21:21.799 --> 00:21:27.720
Why Because tonight's episode is about as we've been doing

486
00:21:27.759 --> 00:21:29.279
into the Dark all this month.

487
00:21:29.119 --> 00:21:30.720
March it into the Dark Babby.

488
00:21:30.759 --> 00:21:33.680
The Hulu series where it was a new film every month. Yes,

489
00:21:33.720 --> 00:21:38.079
this month, recovering the twenty nineteen April Fool's Day. Eis correct,

490
00:21:38.359 --> 00:21:41.039
and it's called I'm Just Fucking with You, which is

491
00:21:41.119 --> 00:21:44.720
great for monetization, it's great for everything.

492
00:21:44.799 --> 00:21:46.440
Me trying to pull that trailer and send it to

493
00:21:46.480 --> 00:21:49.039
you today at work was like me like accessing like

494
00:21:49.119 --> 00:21:51.599
James Bond files, like trying to pull it real up,

495
00:21:51.640 --> 00:21:53.279
real quick copy and send it.

496
00:21:53.400 --> 00:21:55.960
That's funny. Yeah. Yeah, if you ever had that problem again,

497
00:21:56.039 --> 00:21:57.640
just get fired for the show. It's fine. No, you

498
00:21:57.640 --> 00:21:59.279
can also just text me and be like, hey, please

499
00:21:59.279 --> 00:22:02.880
look that one up. It it's not like that's a

500
00:22:03.039 --> 00:22:08.519
rare trailer. Side deep throat. There we go, Linda Lovelace

501
00:22:08.599 --> 00:22:13.680
dot E. I swear, but no. So this is yet

502
00:22:13.720 --> 00:22:17.480
another episode from the anthology series Yes, season one yep,

503
00:22:17.559 --> 00:22:19.559
and we've talked about it a lot in the last

504
00:22:19.599 --> 00:22:22.039
few episodes. So a very brief rundown is just that.

505
00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:25.519
Hulu and Blumhouse Television came together and made a twenty

506
00:22:25.519 --> 00:22:28.599
four episode series where every single month there was a

507
00:22:28.640 --> 00:22:32.079
brand new eighty minute film feature film that was in

508
00:22:32.240 --> 00:22:36.799
the vein of horror, science fiction, thriller, drama, horror, et cetera,

509
00:22:37.000 --> 00:22:38.960
all over the board. Yeah, and it was a lot

510
00:22:39.039 --> 00:22:41.799
of fun. And this episode is a great example of

511
00:22:41.799 --> 00:22:43.920
how you never know what you're gonna get. Yeah, because

512
00:22:43.920 --> 00:22:46.359
we covered all that we destroyed last week, which was

513
00:22:46.400 --> 00:22:50.119
the darkest sci fi ever, almost no levity whatsoever.

514
00:22:50.319 --> 00:22:52.119
Like I said, it felt it feels more like a

515
00:22:52.160 --> 00:22:53.960
Black Mirror episode than it does Into the Dark.

516
00:22:54.000 --> 00:22:55.119
But there's nothing wrong with that.

517
00:22:55.319 --> 00:22:57.240
Sure well, and Dark Mirror just feels like the best

518
00:22:57.240 --> 00:23:00.359
episodes of Twilight. So enough, no hate on Dark Black Mirror.

519
00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:02.960
It's twilet Zone is amazing. Yeah. And then and before that,

520
00:23:03.000 --> 00:23:06.160
we covered which one was the first one down Down?

521
00:23:07.079 --> 00:23:09.039
I keep wanting to say the body, but it's because

522
00:23:09.039 --> 00:23:12.000
I'm like one word title, Yeah, no, down down, which

523
00:23:12.079 --> 00:23:14.119
was a great one about a couple stuck, well, two

524
00:23:14.119 --> 00:23:17.359
people stuck in an elevator, and that one had a

525
00:23:17.359 --> 00:23:20.200
lot of levity, a lot of charming stuff, and was

526
00:23:20.400 --> 00:23:23.319
very much a suspense heightened thriller. Yeh that then got

527
00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:26.480
you know, really horrory at the end. So this is

528
00:23:26.519 --> 00:23:29.799
the kind of variance you get with Into the Dark.

529
00:23:30.039 --> 00:23:32.519
I can't recommend enough if you have Hulu or Disney

530
00:23:32.559 --> 00:23:35.119
Plus with Hulu or whatever the hell. You can't recommend

531
00:23:35.160 --> 00:23:36.200
enough people check out.

532
00:23:36.720 --> 00:23:38.960
Into the Dark min actually played in four K when

533
00:23:38.960 --> 00:23:39.880
I watched it too, I was.

534
00:23:39.799 --> 00:23:42.880
So, yeah, oh, I have to check my app, given

535
00:23:42.920 --> 00:23:44.279
it was on it was on the it was on

536
00:23:44.319 --> 00:23:44.680
the TV.

537
00:23:44.759 --> 00:23:46.200
I didn't have the Roku or anything. It was on

538
00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:47.799
the actual TV or your old TV.

539
00:23:48.200 --> 00:23:50.559
Yeah, well I'm gonna check because yeah, I was having that.

540
00:23:50.599 --> 00:23:53.039
I was having the problem everything I tried. Yeah, so

541
00:23:53.119 --> 00:23:54.559
I switched to the Disney Plus.

542
00:23:54.440 --> 00:23:57.480
App, but played four K last night before because.

543
00:23:57.279 --> 00:23:59.680
Yeah, because I watched it in four K through Disney

544
00:23:59.720 --> 00:24:02.640
Plus this morning this afternoon. Oh yeah, but no, this

545
00:24:02.720 --> 00:24:06.319
one's really really fun. Yeah, really strange, tardonic as shit,

546
00:24:06.759 --> 00:24:07.319
love that word.

547
00:24:07.400 --> 00:24:10.400
And it really keeps you guessing on where it's going, because,

548
00:24:10.440 --> 00:24:12.279
like you, you kind of have an idea from the

549
00:24:12.319 --> 00:24:13.920
from the get you you're just kind of like, okay,

550
00:24:14.599 --> 00:24:16.960
the shady motel, I get this, and then it's just like,

551
00:24:17.039 --> 00:24:18.839
oh no, I couldn't have predicted this at all.

552
00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:21.839
That's going all, it's going everywhere. Maybe it's going everywhere.

553
00:24:21.880 --> 00:24:23.759
So Into the Dark I'm just fucking with you. From

554
00:24:23.759 --> 00:24:26.559
twenty nineteen one hour in twenty one minutes. Rate a

555
00:24:26.559 --> 00:24:30.680
TVMA for sexual content, graphic violence, and strong language, especially

556
00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:31.519
strong language in this one.

557
00:24:31.559 --> 00:24:33.319
I know, yeah, there's a lot of swearing in this well,

558
00:24:33.319 --> 00:24:35.880
I mean I put fucking the title. Sure you know

559
00:24:35.920 --> 00:24:36.759
you knew? I mean.

560
00:24:36.799 --> 00:24:39.119
The synopsis says a pair of siblings suffer through a

561
00:24:39.200 --> 00:24:41.640
night of frightening practical jokes during their stay at a

562
00:24:41.640 --> 00:24:42.519
secluded motel.

563
00:24:43.920 --> 00:24:45.680
That's okay, my synopsis.

564
00:24:45.680 --> 00:24:47.440
While in town for a wedding, a man stays at

565
00:24:47.440 --> 00:24:49.599
a rundown motel where he becomes the victim of many

566
00:24:49.680 --> 00:24:51.240
pranks that build on severity.

567
00:24:51.519 --> 00:24:55.839
Hmmm, maybe, David, maybe, And I like yours more. Actually,

568
00:24:55.880 --> 00:24:56.799
I actually like yours more.

569
00:24:56.880 --> 00:24:58.799
Tag lines this time, we don't have any. I couldn't

570
00:24:58.799 --> 00:25:00.440
find any. The only one I can to come up with,

571
00:25:00.440 --> 00:25:02.160
which is terrible, is no one's laughing now.

572
00:25:05.480 --> 00:25:06.440
I mean I've heard worse.

573
00:25:06.559 --> 00:25:08.759
Yeah, But like I I was kind of I was

574
00:25:08.799 --> 00:25:10.519
kind of scratching the service of it last night, and

575
00:25:10.799 --> 00:25:13.799
like what I was working on was it's no laughing matter,

576
00:25:13.880 --> 00:25:15.799
Like I was trying to think of, like in that

577
00:25:15.880 --> 00:25:17.279
realm of it, but it was all like, oh, they're

578
00:25:17.319 --> 00:25:19.759
all cliche, like they've all been fucking done before.

579
00:25:20.200 --> 00:25:23.720
What what about it's just a joke with the question

580
00:25:23.839 --> 00:25:27.200
mark I like that, I like that, or oh you

581
00:25:27.240 --> 00:25:28.799
don't be a better tagline say this's called I'm just

582
00:25:28.839 --> 00:25:31.279
fucking the The tagline could be, Hey, it's a joke,

583
00:25:31.319 --> 00:25:32.640
not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

584
00:25:32.640 --> 00:25:34.200
There you go. It's a joke, not a dick.

585
00:25:35.359 --> 00:25:37.319
A joke, not a dick. That's it. That's it.

586
00:25:38.279 --> 00:25:40.599
So our director on this is Adam Mason. He gets

587
00:25:40.599 --> 00:25:42.680
his start as director and writer on two thousand and

588
00:25:42.720 --> 00:25:46.039
one's Dust, goes on to directed Right Broken the Devil's

589
00:25:46.119 --> 00:25:47.519
Chair in two thousand and seven, which is one of

590
00:25:47.559 --> 00:25:50.880
those DVDs that I've seen everywhere, like growing up and

591
00:25:50.920 --> 00:25:53.599
going to like the swapshops, Blood River in two thousand

592
00:25:53.599 --> 00:25:57.319
and nine, Pig twenty ten, Luster Junkie in twenty ten.

593
00:25:57.319 --> 00:25:59.680
Oh a pig for a different h Yeah yeah, not

594
00:25:59.720 --> 00:26:01.960
that big was about to get really excited for a second.

595
00:26:01.759 --> 00:26:04.599
Hang Man in twenty fifteen, Baby Blue in twenty twenty three.

596
00:26:04.680 --> 00:26:07.440
He also directs The Thirteenth Sign in two thousand, Dragon

597
00:26:07.480 --> 00:26:10.079
Forces video for Operation Ground two thousand and six, Cradle

598
00:26:10.119 --> 00:26:13.079
of Filth, Lucky Chance Alison Chains Never Fade in the

599
00:26:13.119 --> 00:26:15.480
one you know, into the Dark, I'm Just Fucking with You,

600
00:26:15.640 --> 00:26:19.160
and Blood Moon in twenty nineteen. Oh directly two, Okay,

601
00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:22.079
just wait this this is a very interesting casting episode.

602
00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:23.279
I believe that.

603
00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:27.039
Yeah, Corn, can you hear me? Video? And also directed

604
00:26:27.240 --> 00:26:32.680
Songbird in twenty twenty. Oh oh, I really wanted to

605
00:26:32.759 --> 00:26:34.200
like so too bird?

606
00:26:34.640 --> 00:26:35.440
That was something.

607
00:26:35.599 --> 00:26:35.880
Yeah.

608
00:26:35.920 --> 00:26:37.799
He also was the writer on not Safe for Work

609
00:26:37.839 --> 00:26:40.680
in twenty fourteen, Misconduct in twenty sixteen, and play Dead

610
00:26:40.680 --> 00:26:43.720
in twenty twenty two. Moving down to our writers, we

611
00:26:43.759 --> 00:26:46.759
have Greg's The Hunter and Scott Barkin. They get their

612
00:26:46.759 --> 00:26:48.599
start in two thousand and four on Dawn of a Friend.

613
00:26:48.759 --> 00:26:50.799
They also write Edge of Fear in twenty eighteen and

614
00:26:50.839 --> 00:26:51.680
I'm Just Fucking.

615
00:26:51.400 --> 00:26:55.279
With You in twenty nineteen. Then, yeah, that's it fair enough.

616
00:26:55.640 --> 00:26:59.599
Then, moving on to our cinematographer, we have Lynn Moncreeve

617
00:26:59.640 --> 00:27:02.000
who gets this starts as dp on in two thousand

618
00:27:02.000 --> 00:27:04.680
and five, on Stillwater, God's Waiting List in two thousand

619
00:27:04.680 --> 00:27:06.960
and six, In the Wall two thousand and seven, Cold

620
00:27:06.960 --> 00:27:09.960
Storage two thousand and nine, Asylum Seekers two thousand and nine,

621
00:27:10.000 --> 00:27:13.880
Mangus twenty eleven, Midnight Sun twenty eleven, thirty two hours

622
00:27:13.880 --> 00:27:16.400
and seven minutes in twenty thirteen, The Sublime and the

623
00:27:16.440 --> 00:27:20.039
Beautiful in twenty fourteen, Sway. In twenty fourteen, Oriyan I

624
00:27:20.079 --> 00:27:23.480
Am Gangster, Hacked, The Resurrection of Gavin Stone, The Wind,

625
00:27:24.000 --> 00:27:27.400
and then for Into the Dark he shoots New Year,

626
00:27:27.519 --> 00:27:30.559
New Yu, I'm just fucking with you, They come Knocking,

627
00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:35.880
Pure Pilgrim, Midnight's Kiss Delivered, and Blood Moon from twenty

628
00:27:35.880 --> 00:27:36.960
eighteen to twenty twenty one.

629
00:27:37.319 --> 00:27:37.720
Wow.

630
00:27:37.839 --> 00:27:40.119
Yeah, so he's shot a bunch of a bunch of them.

631
00:27:40.319 --> 00:27:42.160
Then he goes on to shoot House of the Bayou

632
00:27:42.200 --> 00:27:45.640
in twenty twenty one for Blumhouse, followed by Unhuman in

633
00:27:45.640 --> 00:27:49.279
twenty twenty two. Huh, Vengeance the movie with Ashton Kutcher

634
00:27:49.279 --> 00:27:50.079
in twenty twenty two.

635
00:27:50.440 --> 00:27:53.200
Oh man, I almost forgot about that one. They them,

636
00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:55.119
they slash them in twenty twenty two.

637
00:27:55.200 --> 00:27:57.799
Yeah, the paramount was Yeah, Perai Peacock, Peacock.

638
00:27:57.880 --> 00:28:00.640
Yeah, The Passenger in twenty twenty three, which is the

639
00:28:00.720 --> 00:28:02.319
Kyle Gollner slasher that you need to watch.

640
00:28:02.359 --> 00:28:03.079
It's really good.

641
00:28:03.920 --> 00:28:05.720
And then in twenty twenty three he also shoots a

642
00:28:05.720 --> 00:28:07.680
little film called Five Nights at Freddy's.

643
00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:09.079
Nice.

644
00:28:09.200 --> 00:28:11.480
Yeah, so this was kind of his tryout I think

645
00:28:11.519 --> 00:28:13.200
for getting on Yeah, for.

646
00:28:13.200 --> 00:28:15.720
Real, because they suched them. Was also Blumhouse.

647
00:28:16.319 --> 00:28:19.240
It was yeah, those last three except for well, actually

648
00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:23.279
I think Vengeance was Blumhouse on their regular line, not

649
00:28:23.359 --> 00:28:24.480
their horror line or whatever.

650
00:28:24.839 --> 00:28:25.400
I think you're right.

651
00:28:25.480 --> 00:28:28.160
Yeah, Moving onto our cast, we have kiro' donna, who

652
00:28:28.200 --> 00:28:30.599
plays Larry Adams in the film. He gets a start

653
00:28:30.599 --> 00:28:32.680
in two thousand and two with The Wild Colonial Boy,

654
00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:35.519
Eight Simple Rules in two thousand and two, Lost Wedding

655
00:28:35.559 --> 00:28:40.839
Crashers CSI, The Breakup, The Closer, Pathology, Amusement, Sons of Anarchy,

656
00:28:40.880 --> 00:28:43.559
Paul Blart Mall Coop in two tho nine, finally The

657
00:28:43.640 --> 00:28:46.920
Runaways When in Rome, Missed Nobody, United States of Terra

658
00:28:47.119 --> 00:28:51.279
Lawn Order SVU, n CIS Californication in twenty thirteen. He

659
00:28:51.359 --> 00:28:54.640
also does Aaron Risolian Isles, Donna, The Planet of the Apes,

660
00:28:54.640 --> 00:28:57.720
American Sniper returned to Sender in twenty fifteen.

661
00:28:57.920 --> 00:28:59.000
Oh a Nulty movie.

662
00:28:59.079 --> 00:29:00.000
Yeah, Yeah, that's a good one.

663
00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:04.720
Masters of Sex TV series, Fargo series, Incarnate, Grifted, Drunk History,

664
00:29:04.839 --> 00:29:06.720
Ray Donovan Than He does them Just Fuck with You

665
00:29:06.759 --> 00:29:09.880
In twenty eighteen, Legion in twenty nineteen, Project Blue Book.

666
00:29:09.920 --> 00:29:12.240
In twenty twenty Ambulance, the Michael Bay film.

667
00:29:12.599 --> 00:29:15.359
I like the Ambulance. That talk about a perfect example

668
00:29:15.359 --> 00:29:17.920
of Michael Bay at his finance. Yeah, it's just like, Hey,

669
00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:20.599
you want your blood pressure up? Yeah, here we go.

670
00:29:20.759 --> 00:29:21.559
Here's some drones.

671
00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:22.680
Oh my god.

672
00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:25.440
And then most recently Mayor of Kingstown in twenty twenty four.

673
00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:28.599
Moving on to our cast, we have Hayes MacArthur, who

674
00:29:28.599 --> 00:29:31.759
plays Chester Conklin in the film. He gets a start

675
00:29:31.759 --> 00:29:33.440
in two thousand and five on the King of Queens

676
00:29:33.599 --> 00:29:35.079
Medium Are We done yet?

677
00:29:35.359 --> 00:29:35.640
Look?

678
00:29:35.799 --> 00:29:36.759
In two thousand and seven.

679
00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:40.039
That's so. That's where I first recognized him was in Look.

680
00:29:40.400 --> 00:29:43.920
He played the sleazy store guy. He was the manager

681
00:29:44.119 --> 00:29:47.079
or superman. The supervisor is something of a mall store

682
00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:49.799
and Look is one of the finest films.

683
00:29:49.839 --> 00:29:50.960
Whish it was more available.

684
00:29:51.079 --> 00:29:52.440
I wish it was easier to find.

685
00:29:52.519 --> 00:29:53.039
Yeah, that's too.

686
00:29:53.119 --> 00:29:55.839
Yeah, you search Look movie Good Luck.

687
00:29:55.759 --> 00:29:58.240
Look two thousand and seven DVD on Amazon. I'll get

688
00:29:58.240 --> 00:29:58.559
it for you.

689
00:29:58.680 --> 00:30:00.880
And while you're there, might as well. The TV series on.

690
00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:02.759
Show Yeah, there was a Showtime series which was also

691
00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:03.640
really good. Yeah.

692
00:30:03.720 --> 00:30:05.480
They were both great, though they were Great The game

693
00:30:05.519 --> 00:30:07.799
Plan in two thousand and seven, Curb Your Enthusiasm two

694
00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:11.359
thousand and seven, Lower Learning, Entourage, Pushing Daisies, How I

695
00:30:11.400 --> 00:30:13.880
met your mother preppin Landing, She's out of my league,

696
00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:18.680
Happy Ending, Suburgatory Bachelorette, The Baby Makers, Hunted House two,

697
00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:21.039
Key and Peel Director's cut in twenty sixteen.

698
00:30:21.160 --> 00:30:23.319
Yeah, and that's the other spot I remembered him popping

699
00:30:23.319 --> 00:30:25.599
out with the cop right cut. Yeah, he plays the

700
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:30.319
well in the words of Pendulotte's character, the tongue.

701
00:30:30.119 --> 00:30:31.119
Rate pers out of tongue rapist.

702
00:30:31.160 --> 00:30:33.960
He plays the partner of Missy Pyle's character in the

703
00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:37.559
cop movie Knocked Off. Yeah, that's inside inside of the

704
00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:38.279
directors cut.

705
00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:40.319
Yeah, director's cut might have to be an episode if

706
00:30:40.359 --> 00:30:41.359
we can even attempt.

707
00:30:41.480 --> 00:30:43.279
Man, I haven't watched that since I showed it to

708
00:30:43.319 --> 00:30:45.160
you because I was at the Chicago premiere.

709
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:46.440
Yeah, and then I bought my own copy.

710
00:30:46.599 --> 00:30:48.200
Yeah. I like director's cut.

711
00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:50.839
It's good and you tried back in twenty sixteen. Super

712
00:30:50.839 --> 00:30:53.400
Troopers two, I'm just fucking with you, Mister Mom TV

713
00:30:53.519 --> 00:30:57.079
series in twenty nineteen. Hey, Finally, Single Parents in twenty nineteen.

714
00:30:57.160 --> 00:30:59.160
The Way Back in twenty twenty the Ben Affleck Drunk

715
00:30:59.160 --> 00:30:59.960
Basketball Coach movie.

716
00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:02.559
I like the good. Yeah, yeah, everyone is.

717
00:31:02.559 --> 00:31:05.079
Doing great in twenty eighteen, and most recently, Win Catcher

718
00:31:05.119 --> 00:31:07.960
in twenty twenty four. Okay or actually, no apologies, that

719
00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:10.200
was Rachel Adams. Think I just read back to that.

720
00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:12.599
The Binge in twenty twenty, which is Blumhouse.

721
00:31:13.759 --> 00:31:15.920
It was good, it was fun. History of the World

722
00:31:16.000 --> 00:31:17.519
Part two and twenty twenty three.

723
00:31:17.680 --> 00:31:20.920
Never saw it, don't fair, Dear Santa in twenty twenty four,

724
00:31:20.960 --> 00:31:22.279
the Jack Black movie that just came out.

725
00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:24.920
Oh I meant to watch that, didn't get it. Then.

726
00:31:24.960 --> 00:31:27.279
Wrapping up our cast, we have Jessica McNamee, who plays

727
00:31:27.359 --> 00:31:29.359
Rachel Adams in the movie. She gets her start in

728
00:31:29.400 --> 00:31:31.559
two thousand and seven's Home and Away, Hammer Bay in

729
00:31:31.559 --> 00:31:34.000
two thousand and seven, The Loved Ones, Fifty to fifty,

730
00:31:34.200 --> 00:31:37.240
The Vow, White Collar, Packed to the Rafters, The Time

731
00:31:37.279 --> 00:31:41.119
of Our Lives, Sirens, Chips, The Neighbor, Battle of the Sexes,

732
00:31:41.279 --> 00:31:44.039
The Meg in twenty eighteen. Hey I'm just fucking with

733
00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:48.000
You in twenty nineteen, Locus, Blackwater Abyss, Mortal Kombat remake

734
00:31:48.039 --> 00:31:48.799
in twenty twenty one.

735
00:31:49.039 --> 00:31:51.839
Oh oh yeah, yeah.

736
00:31:51.279 --> 00:31:51.920
Yeah that was good.

737
00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:53.000
Visitor. I really like that.

738
00:31:53.599 --> 00:31:55.000
Got another Mortal Kombat movie.

739
00:31:55.279 --> 00:31:57.200
I don't think it did super well. Unfortunately, I thought

740
00:31:57.240 --> 00:31:58.319
it was a hit. Was it a huge hit?

741
00:31:58.759 --> 00:32:00.640
I'll check one, you'll say, yeah, The Visitor in twenty

742
00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:03.240
twenty two, upright, everyone is doing great and Win Catcher

743
00:32:03.240 --> 00:32:04.279
in twenty twenty four.

744
00:32:04.519 --> 00:32:06.359
Hey, so first time.

745
00:32:06.200 --> 00:32:09.000
Watching this, if I remember correctly, this was one again

746
00:32:09.000 --> 00:32:10.400
that we caught the preview at the end of the

747
00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:15.519
previous month and we were immediately into the idea of it,

748
00:32:15.599 --> 00:32:18.440
just because I think all it showed was the initial

749
00:32:18.480 --> 00:32:21.160
bar scene and then like some of the menacing and

750
00:32:21.200 --> 00:32:21.440
it was.

751
00:32:21.400 --> 00:32:22.880
Just kind of like that looks right up or alley.

752
00:32:23.079 --> 00:32:23.319
Yeah.

753
00:32:23.400 --> 00:32:26.079
Yeah, And if I remember correctly, like we watched it.

754
00:32:26.000 --> 00:32:29.079
Premiere day, like we made it a premier week, Premier week.

755
00:32:29.720 --> 00:32:31.200
Yeah, I don't remember what day of the week they

756
00:32:31.240 --> 00:32:33.200
came out, probably Friday, Friday, I think, yeah, but I

757
00:32:33.200 --> 00:32:35.039
think we watched that Tuesday or whatever. We watched the

758
00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:36.759
week it came out, for sure. Yeah. By the way,

759
00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:39.079
so I was I was somewhat. I mean, I wasn't wrong,

760
00:32:39.160 --> 00:32:42.519
but I wasn't right. Mortal Kombat from twenty twenty one

761
00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:46.000
was a modest hit fifty five million against with an

762
00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:49.559
eighty four million dollar box office, which is but I

763
00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:53.640
remember what I remembered most was it getting good reviews. Yeah,

764
00:32:53.680 --> 00:32:56.559
and audience feeling very positive on it.

765
00:32:56.599 --> 00:32:58.440
I feel like they announced the sequel was coming like

766
00:32:58.480 --> 00:32:59.960
shortly after it too, But maybe I'm wrong.

767
00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:02.480
I thought they did too the other reason I was

768
00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:04.960
like that. But also keep in mind those are pretty

769
00:33:04.960 --> 00:33:07.160
good box office numbers for that close to COVID. Yeah,

770
00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:10.079
you're not wrong, because I'm pretty sure that California and

771
00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:11.960
stuff still couldn't go to the movies.

772
00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:14.839
At that point. Well, it premiered on Max, did it not? Yeah?

773
00:33:14.920 --> 00:33:16.759
It did? Oh it was on both, remember, because then

774
00:33:16.799 --> 00:33:18.200
the Lounge had a screening of it.

775
00:33:18.680 --> 00:33:22.559
Yeah, you're right, it says in twenty twenty two, Warner

776
00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:29.759
Brothers greenlit the sequel, and then no, it's it's it's

777
00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:33.039
apparently it may have already filmed last year.

778
00:33:33.119 --> 00:33:33.519
Oh okay.

779
00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:36.640
They added a ton of people to the cast, like

780
00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:41.960
like the Mizz from WWE, Carl Urban, Dave Batista, not

781
00:33:42.119 --> 00:33:45.480
quite huh Anyway, enough of that, but I just got

782
00:33:45.480 --> 00:33:49.160
curious there. So No, I remember when we put it on,

783
00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:54.759
we were we were pretty excited because the promotion for it.

784
00:33:54.680 --> 00:33:58.799
Was really fun, was really fun. It's colorful and called

785
00:33:58.839 --> 00:34:01.160
I'm just fucking with You. It was very in your face.

786
00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:03.680
I feel like I remember us because at the end

787
00:34:03.720 --> 00:34:06.440
of every new episode they had the teaser for the

788
00:34:06.440 --> 00:34:08.480
next one, and I feel like we laughed out loud, yeah,

789
00:34:08.519 --> 00:34:10.719
because it waited till the end to call give you,

790
00:34:11.159 --> 00:34:13.239
just to give you the title I'm just fucking with you. Yeah.

791
00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:15.239
So I was pretty I was pretty stoked on it.

792
00:34:15.239 --> 00:34:18.480
It looked like fun and I love hotel horror. I

793
00:34:18.480 --> 00:34:20.480
think hotel horror is always a good idea.

794
00:34:20.559 --> 00:34:22.239
I mean, I like Hotel hell. But I guess you

795
00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:23.519
could consider that hotel horror.

796
00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:26.079
What about horror hospital or was it where it was

797
00:34:26.079 --> 00:34:28.159
ther hospital? It was just a big house hotel with

798
00:34:28.159 --> 00:34:30.079
Michael Goff. Yes, yeah, that made no sense.

799
00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:31.559
That was a bad movie. I mean the movie made

800
00:34:31.559 --> 00:34:32.880
no sense With the title. I mean, it's got a

801
00:34:32.920 --> 00:34:33.639
hell of an opener.

802
00:34:33.719 --> 00:34:35.960
You you get to see a mental patient running down

803
00:34:35.960 --> 00:34:38.159
a hill or running down a road, and then his

804
00:34:38.360 --> 00:34:40.800
car that Michael Goff is in suddenly springs blades on

805
00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:42.639
the sides and they go through and somehow cut his

806
00:34:42.639 --> 00:34:42.920
head off.

807
00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:44.320
Even though they come out of the wheels.

808
00:34:44.559 --> 00:34:47.440
We see that all the time. That's that's every day.

809
00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:49.480
But yeah, I'm just fucking with you. Was I mean,

810
00:34:49.519 --> 00:34:52.679
it was so much fun. It was so dark. It

811
00:34:52.800 --> 00:34:53.559
was it.

812
00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:56.039
We'll get into it, but I mean, this one is

813
00:34:56.039 --> 00:34:58.880
is up there for me. It's it's rated pretty high

814
00:34:58.920 --> 00:34:59.159
for me.

815
00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:01.880
Yeah, it get it's darker and darker as it goes,

816
00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:05.320
and by the time you really catch up to it,

817
00:35:05.400 --> 00:35:08.719
all sanity is pretty much gone gone. Yeah.

818
00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:10.599
So we open with a guy driving down the road

819
00:35:10.639 --> 00:35:13.760
of a deserted stretch and he is getting on his phone,

820
00:35:13.920 --> 00:35:17.880
logs into Facebook under a program account called programming Flaw.

821
00:35:18.079 --> 00:35:22.519
I thought it was Twitter either way, Facebook, Twitter x whatever,

822
00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:27.400
making a de Niro face, Yeah, either way.

823
00:35:27.440 --> 00:35:29.760
He logs into a social media app under the under

824
00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:32.159
the account of programming Flaw, and he goes to a

825
00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:34.599
woman's wedding page. It's a wedding event and it's like, oh,

826
00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:37.159
you know, we got fourteen hours to go, and he

827
00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:39.920
proceeds to just start trolling on this page. But not

828
00:35:40.000 --> 00:35:44.480
only this page, No, he extends it to multiple accounts

829
00:35:44.519 --> 00:35:46.800
and like says some really heinous shit.

830
00:35:47.119 --> 00:35:49.480
Yeah, and he definitely they make it clear. It spans

831
00:35:49.559 --> 00:35:52.679
all social media. Yeah, this this troll account of his

832
00:35:53.360 --> 00:35:58.079
is basically everywhere and saying some really heinous and mean things.

833
00:35:58.079 --> 00:36:00.800
One of my favorite things were when you see the

834
00:36:01.519 --> 00:36:05.199
trolls typed out. Some of them would be really clever

835
00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:07.159
or really cruel, but the other ones were just kind

836
00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:07.599
of like what.

837
00:36:07.679 --> 00:36:10.920
Yeah, like go die and stuff like that.

838
00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:12.760
Which actually made it funnier though that someone would just

839
00:36:12.800 --> 00:36:16.639
be like, I guess that's insulting. Yeah, yeah, okay.

840
00:36:16.360 --> 00:36:17.920
Well, and what I love too is like that's then

841
00:36:17.920 --> 00:36:19.639
we cut to the opening credits like that, that's what

842
00:36:19.679 --> 00:36:21.440
we get. It's just like that, I'm just he posts

843
00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:22.800
that and it's just like, I'm just fucking with you.

844
00:36:22.840 --> 00:36:24.800
But then we span a bunch of him just doing that,

845
00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:27.360
and that's the introduction to our band character Larry Too.

846
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:31.679
Yeah yeah, and we find out that Larry has quite

847
00:36:31.719 --> 00:36:32.159
an ID.

848
00:36:32.519 --> 00:36:33.960
Yes, I would say he does.

849
00:36:34.039 --> 00:36:36.199
So he gets a call from his sister who asked

850
00:36:36.320 --> 00:36:37.519
me if he's like coming to the event, and we

851
00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:40.280
find out that there's a wedding that he I'm surprised

852
00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:42.519
he's been invited to it, to be honest, Childhood Friends

853
00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:46.159
is oh it well, and also first cousin. Yeah, childhood friends,

854
00:36:46.760 --> 00:36:50.280
first cousin. Wait, are you sure she was his first

855
00:36:50.320 --> 00:36:51.840
cousin or was it? Or was it that she was?

856
00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:53.440
She's marrying the first cousin, That's what it.

857
00:36:53.480 --> 00:36:56.519
Was, because she called because his sister called her cousin, fucker, cousin, fucker,

858
00:36:56.639 --> 00:36:58.519
pardon my friend. Sorry if you haven't heard fuck yet

859
00:36:58.519 --> 00:37:01.039
in the show. No, but also keep in mind, like

860
00:37:01.119 --> 00:37:03.400
they had to be childhood friends also just because she

861
00:37:03.519 --> 00:37:07.000
invited her his sister and they all grew up together. Yeah,

862
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:08.559
it's the whole family. Yeah.

863
00:37:08.599 --> 00:37:10.639
So they're at this hotel getting ready for this wedding

864
00:37:10.679 --> 00:37:12.800
and he tells her that he's not staying at the hotel.

865
00:37:12.880 --> 00:37:16.559
He actually booked a room at the Pink Motel Lounge.

866
00:37:16.599 --> 00:37:19.119
She says, this is just one of the things I

867
00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:20.840
got a kick out of that actually I wanted to

868
00:37:20.840 --> 00:37:24.639
bring up. Yeah, she says, what debaucherous body? You know?

869
00:37:24.760 --> 00:37:26.679
I think was the word. But she's like, what you know,

870
00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:29.920
bizarre hell hole did you pick? And he's like, and

871
00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:30.480
what was it called?

872
00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:31.880
Pink Pink Motel in lounge?

873
00:37:31.920 --> 00:37:34.119
The pink Hotel in lounge? And she goes, of course

874
00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:37.679
you did, so apparently he gets a kick out of

875
00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:41.639
staying at the shitholes. Yeah, which is weird though, because

876
00:37:41.719 --> 00:37:43.079
later he's such a neat freak.

877
00:37:43.199 --> 00:37:45.679
Well, but what's also funny is I think too not funny,

878
00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:47.440
but I think One thing I was thinking about while

879
00:37:47.440 --> 00:37:49.519
I was watching this last night was when he leaves

880
00:37:49.559 --> 00:37:51.039
the review, which we'll get tough here in a second.

881
00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:53.960
I wonder if he does that and recoups money, because

882
00:37:54.000 --> 00:37:55.440
he could probably do that.

883
00:37:57.360 --> 00:37:58.679
I don't know, though, is it worth it to get

884
00:37:58.719 --> 00:38:02.440
like seventy dollars back because you know the clams forever? Yeah,

885
00:38:02.480 --> 00:38:04.360
and oddly enough, you get that from the hair dryer.

886
00:38:04.559 --> 00:38:05.960
Don't ask me how, Don't ask you?

887
00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:08.840
Black scene, so gross.

888
00:38:10.039 --> 00:38:12.679
So he arrives at the pig Motel and lounge and

889
00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:14.440
finds no one at the desk. He rings the bell,

890
00:38:14.599 --> 00:38:17.119
no one, but he hears some conversation coming around from

891
00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:19.760
the bar that's attached to the pig motel. So he

892
00:38:19.840 --> 00:38:22.039
goes through the kitchen the lounge.

893
00:38:22.079 --> 00:38:23.599
Well, it's a kid. It's like a full on diner

894
00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:26.159
almost looking place. It's a lounge, yeah, but it was

895
00:38:26.280 --> 00:38:26.800
it was.

896
00:38:26.679 --> 00:38:27.760
It was a it.

897
00:38:29.119 --> 00:38:29.280
Did.

898
00:38:29.360 --> 00:38:31.199
It looked like a diner with a full bar, which

899
00:38:31.199 --> 00:38:33.320
by the way, very common in Jersey, That's what I

900
00:38:33.679 --> 00:38:33.960
ask you.

901
00:38:34.760 --> 00:38:37.119
Yeah, because I've never been to a diner that had

902
00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:38.079
like a bar. Well.

903
00:38:38.280 --> 00:38:42.840
So when I lived in North Jersey there were there

904
00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:47.840
were four diners I frequented, and the biggest one, which

905
00:38:47.880 --> 00:38:49.559
is still around all the other ones I think are

906
00:38:49.559 --> 00:38:53.159
gone now was the Pompton Queen, and the Pomped and

907
00:38:53.280 --> 00:38:56.320
Queen had a full bar. I don't think you could

908
00:38:56.360 --> 00:38:58.320
get like heavy shots. I think you could just get

909
00:38:58.320 --> 00:39:00.559
like mixed drinks and beer.

910
00:39:00.760 --> 00:39:02.480
Would love to eat some eggs and chase it with

911
00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:03.159
a jack and coke.

912
00:39:03.400 --> 00:39:05.440
Just you mean, but but with pants on for a

913
00:39:05.559 --> 00:39:06.239
change of place.

914
00:39:09.280 --> 00:39:11.239
You don't know my life, oh don't I.

915
00:39:13.840 --> 00:39:15.159
So you're welcome.

916
00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:16.920
But yeah, So he goes into the bar.

917
00:39:17.119 --> 00:39:19.559
We see a guy talking to a customer and who's

918
00:39:19.559 --> 00:39:21.159
at the bar, and we see one guy behind him,

919
00:39:21.159 --> 00:39:24.519
and immediately when he walks in, they just stop and

920
00:39:24.760 --> 00:39:26.639
like he's just like can I help you? And he's like, no,

921
00:39:26.760 --> 00:39:28.400
I can help you. He's like, you know, you got

922
00:39:28.400 --> 00:39:30.719
a problem, and he's like no, and he's like, yeah

923
00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:31.800
you do x y Z.

924
00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:33.920
I think you do have a problem. Yeah, yeah, Oh

925
00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:36.760
I want to mention One of my favorite tropes in

926
00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:39.960
a movie is doing something that feels like it's out

927
00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:42.119
of a movie in a movie. I find that very funny.

928
00:39:42.199 --> 00:39:44.280
So the idea that like two people are just I

929
00:39:44.320 --> 00:39:45.480
know what you mean, and then you walk in the

930
00:39:45.559 --> 00:39:47.920
just you got a problem, It's like it's like the

931
00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:49.400
only thing missing was a record scratch.

932
00:39:49.519 --> 00:39:50.000
Yeah.

933
00:39:50.119 --> 00:39:53.880
Yeah, So he goes x y Z looks down his

934
00:39:54.000 --> 00:39:56.079
flies completely untouched, and then he looks back up and

935
00:39:56.119 --> 00:39:58.280
the guy goes, I'm just fucking with you.

936
00:39:58.719 --> 00:39:59.920
And that's when we meet Chess.

937
00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:02.400
You're Conklin, the man who's taking care of the Pink

938
00:40:02.440 --> 00:40:04.639
Motel and lounge, who's sitting with one of the regulars,

939
00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:06.800
Jerry aka Gerald.

940
00:40:06.360 --> 00:40:08.800
Who is the biker, the local resident biker.

941
00:40:09.039 --> 00:40:12.000
Yeah, And at first we think that these guys are

942
00:40:12.039 --> 00:40:14.320
long butt time buddies because they're just kind of laughing

943
00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:17.719
and talking and stuff like that. But as he introduced himself,

944
00:40:17.800 --> 00:40:19.400
he says, I'm Gerald. He says, but you call me

945
00:40:19.480 --> 00:40:21.079
Jerry because their name's rhyme.

946
00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:21.519
Yeah.

947
00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:25.320
Like when he when the biker leaves, he actually says, like,

948
00:40:25.360 --> 00:40:27.199
you know, is nice getting to know you Chester.

949
00:40:27.639 --> 00:40:29.559
Jerry's kind of a nice guy.

950
00:40:29.960 --> 00:40:31.079
No, he's just kind of playful.

951
00:40:31.159 --> 00:40:31.880
Yeah.

952
00:40:31.960 --> 00:40:34.000
So that's when he asked him, like if he can

953
00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:36.079
check in, and he's like, you know, yeah, go ahead

954
00:40:36.119 --> 00:40:37.760
and give me seventy five of the rooms all yours.

955
00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:38.800
Give him seventy five bucks.

956
00:40:38.840 --> 00:40:40.480
Well, he says, if you pay me in cash, yeah,

957
00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:41.159
I won't charge you.

958
00:40:41.320 --> 00:40:43.360
Charge sales tax. Yeah, So he hands him over the money.

959
00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:44.840
They shoot up the conversation a little bit.

960
00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:46.400
He even offers him a drink, and that was one

961
00:40:46.440 --> 00:40:48.360
thing for Jerry walked away as he's like, you know, well,

962
00:40:48.440 --> 00:40:50.320
you know, it's it's very unkind to leave a drink

963
00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:51.079
that somebody's offered you.

964
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:54.079
It's bad lad lunch, I think he said. Or it's insulting,

965
00:40:54.119 --> 00:40:56.719
insulting to leave a drink given to you.

966
00:40:56.920 --> 00:40:57.159
Yeah.

967
00:40:57.639 --> 00:40:59.800
So that's when we also found out when he said

968
00:40:59.800 --> 00:41:01.719
I'm fuck with you that it's April Fool's Day.

969
00:41:02.119 --> 00:41:05.760
Yes, yes, yes, which which is the perfect cover for

970
00:41:05.840 --> 00:41:07.719
it to just go on and on. See. One of

971
00:41:07.719 --> 00:41:12.360
the great things David about life on this planet Mars

972
00:41:13.119 --> 00:41:16.880
is what I call joke sception. Okay, it's the ability

973
00:41:17.000 --> 00:41:22.840
to actually do something truly awful because people do expect jokes. Yeah,

974
00:41:23.320 --> 00:41:25.159
Like I used to always say, like the best way

975
00:41:25.159 --> 00:41:27.039
to kill someone if they get away from you and

976
00:41:27.079 --> 00:41:29.039
you have to chase them down and stuff. Is I

977
00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:32.519
used to say was to say, you're on scare tactics

978
00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:35.000
and then they go you got me stab in the throat.

979
00:41:35.039 --> 00:41:36.400
That's and they're like, killed you.

980
00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:41.840
That's funny. That's terrified, terrifying, but funny because you like it.

981
00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:45.760
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, especially if it was me

982
00:41:45.800 --> 00:41:46.360
trying to kill you.

983
00:41:46.480 --> 00:41:48.320
It reminds me of I can't remember. Have you ever

984
00:41:48.320 --> 00:41:50.960
seen Just Friends with an A Fairis and Ryan Reynolds.

985
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:53.960
It's a Christmas Oh yeah, it was that the one

986
00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:55.800
where he's fat at the beginning. Yes, oh, I love

987
00:41:55.840 --> 00:41:56.239
that movie.

988
00:41:56.320 --> 00:41:58.480
So one of my favorites is when Anna Faris puts

989
00:41:58.519 --> 00:42:01.079
the dinner in the microwave that has tinfoil around it.

990
00:42:02.440 --> 00:42:04.880
The plane obviously has the land because there's a giant fire,

991
00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:05.719
and she's like.

992
00:42:05.760 --> 00:42:07.239
She's like, what do you beat the planes on fire?

993
00:42:07.320 --> 00:42:07.599
Wait?

994
00:42:07.639 --> 00:42:10.599
Am I being punked? Ashed? And just starts running around.

995
00:42:13.000 --> 00:42:16.119
Yeah. No, I remember that note.

996
00:42:15.400 --> 00:42:18.199
Brittany that references for you, Brittany is the one that

997
00:42:18.440 --> 00:42:20.920
our friend Brittany of the show has turned me on

998
00:42:20.960 --> 00:42:22.079
to Just Friend when I was in high school.

999
00:42:22.079 --> 00:42:25.400
I've never seen it before. So much fun. But yeah, So.

1000
00:42:25.400 --> 00:42:26.679
That's when he's like, you know, hey, well can I

1001
00:42:26.679 --> 00:42:27.920
get the room key? And he's like, yeah, you know,

1002
00:42:27.960 --> 00:42:30.000
as soon as you give me a credit card and

1003
00:42:30.199 --> 00:42:32.960
a photo ID. And he's like, well, I just I

1004
00:42:33.000 --> 00:42:34.519
just gave you the seventy five bucks and he's like,

1005
00:42:36.039 --> 00:42:38.039
credit card, photo ID will be good to go, and

1006
00:42:38.079 --> 00:42:39.679
he's like, even turn out your pockets.

1007
00:42:39.679 --> 00:42:42.440
Well even says like this is why I always require

1008
00:42:42.480 --> 00:42:45.960
proper identification and a credit cards. There's no dispute. Yeah,

1009
00:42:46.280 --> 00:42:46.760
like this.

1010
00:42:47.800 --> 00:42:49.840
So he screws at them for like a good minute,

1011
00:42:49.880 --> 00:42:52.199
like the tension builds and the music builds a little bit,

1012
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:55.079
and then he basically like tell I can't know if

1013
00:42:55.079 --> 00:42:55.480
he tells.

1014
00:42:55.360 --> 00:42:56.719
Him to give him his hand or whatnot, and then

1015
00:42:56.719 --> 00:42:57.039
he put.

1016
00:42:57.039 --> 00:42:59.519
No, no. He says, look, there's only one thing left

1017
00:42:59.559 --> 00:43:01.920
I have for you. He slams his hand on the desk.

1018
00:43:01.960 --> 00:43:04.360
He goes, you're rootie, Yeah, I got you.

1019
00:43:04.719 --> 00:43:07.079
Yeah. And it was a solid one too, because he

1020
00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:08.440
because at one point he even says like, look, I

1021
00:43:08.440 --> 00:43:10.320
don't know what kind of scam you're trying to pull,

1022
00:43:11.039 --> 00:43:12.360
or if you're trying to pull a scam, and then

1023
00:43:12.360 --> 00:43:13.800
he's like, do I have to call the police? Like, yeah,

1024
00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:16.400
you should. You should call the police, which, by the way,

1025
00:43:16.440 --> 00:43:19.599
is the number one bluff when somebody says I'm gonna

1026
00:43:19.599 --> 00:43:21.960
call the police, they go, oh, I should call the police. Yeah.

1027
00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:24.480
The guy who's like kying your car without any pants

1028
00:43:24.480 --> 00:43:27.079
on and an erection, he's the one who be like,

1029
00:43:27.400 --> 00:43:29.119
maybe I should call the police on.

1030
00:43:29.159 --> 00:43:31.519
You, and then you're like, how do you know my name?

1031
00:43:33.360 --> 00:43:35.960
And before all this, we also had Chester and Larry

1032
00:43:36.000 --> 00:43:37.760
kind of get to know each other more so. Larry

1033
00:43:37.840 --> 00:43:39.599
was telling him about the wedding and he didn't want

1034
00:43:39.599 --> 00:43:42.360
to go. There was a food reason there. Then doesn't

1035
00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:43.280
give the exact and.

1036
00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:47.840
Larry starts being snarky and funny. Yeah, he makes a

1037
00:43:47.920 --> 00:43:50.480
reference to if I remember correctly, he was like, he

1038
00:43:50.559 --> 00:43:52.239
was like, let me tell you about mine. I had

1039
00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:56.039
to buy them seventy five dollars cookie sheet that this

1040
00:43:56.159 --> 00:43:58.400
was all that was left on the registry. And he

1041
00:43:58.480 --> 00:44:00.880
was like, yeah, she's not gonna us a Misspiggy don't

1042
00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:03.599
cooker cookies. Is like, yeah, exactly, like he's being He's

1043
00:44:03.599 --> 00:44:06.280
starting to be that online self.

1044
00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:07.039
That programming flaw.

1045
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:07.519
Yeah.

1046
00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:10.639
Yeah, So he gets his room, Eric gets his room key,

1047
00:44:10.639 --> 00:44:12.880
and then he proceeds to go into the room and

1048
00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:16.880
cleans thoroughly, inspects everything from a black light on the bed,

1049
00:44:17.000 --> 00:44:19.039
to the phone to the TV where we do see

1050
00:44:19.039 --> 00:44:19.719
some splotches.

1051
00:44:19.960 --> 00:44:22.840
Yeah, and when he when he shakes Gerald's hand earlier, Yeah,

1052
00:44:22.920 --> 00:44:25.239
he cleans his hand with a with a wet nap.

1053
00:44:25.239 --> 00:44:27.360
And I noticed that Gerald tries to just not take

1054
00:44:27.360 --> 00:44:30.119
it personally, like you see that just goes like, yeah,

1055
00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:32.800
he tries not to take that personally. So we're clearly

1056
00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:35.559
dealing with somebody who has I would say, a bit

1057
00:44:35.679 --> 00:44:41.400
beyond a normal level of germophobia. Definitely, he's definitely a

1058
00:44:41.480 --> 00:44:43.800
bit on the higher level of OCD well. And we

1059
00:44:43.800 --> 00:44:44.280
could and we.

1060
00:44:44.199 --> 00:44:47.760
Should also say too that he's not very confrontational at first.

1061
00:44:47.840 --> 00:44:51.480
He's he's very reserved. He's the confrontational online because that's

1062
00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:52.440
he's the kind of a.

1063
00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:54.960
Guy who would just take it smiling to your face

1064
00:44:55.000 --> 00:44:58.639
and then talk shit for forever and get shot. Well,

1065
00:44:59.159 --> 00:45:01.079
if body count is to be trusted.

1066
00:45:01.400 --> 00:45:04.719
So he goes back onto his phone and leaves a

1067
00:45:04.719 --> 00:45:07.039
bad review on the Pink Motel's page, giving it one star.

1068
00:45:07.239 --> 00:45:09.400
Saying that the service is terrible, that it's a that

1069
00:45:09.400 --> 00:45:12.400
it's like a rundown place and whatnot, and then goes

1070
00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:16.480
back to Cindy's Facebook page and lightly pleasures himself, unaware

1071
00:45:16.679 --> 00:45:19.800
that there is a camera filming him above while he's

1072
00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:21.039
laying on the bed in the hotel room.

1073
00:45:21.079 --> 00:45:23.760
Now, David, this is very important. Yes, how do you

1074
00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:26.599
define lightly pleasuring yourself?

1075
00:45:26.679 --> 00:45:29.880
He sticks his hand into his pants and then basically

1076
00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:32.960
has has like one he's got like the one cuff

1077
00:45:33.000 --> 00:45:34.519
outside of the pants. So he's not like full on

1078
00:45:34.559 --> 00:45:36.239
grabbing it and yanking. He's at least like, you know,

1079
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:37.559
heavy pet in it a little bit.

1080
00:45:38.199 --> 00:45:41.920
See. I appreciate this. I appreciate that you would share

1081
00:45:42.119 --> 00:45:45.039
your knowledge on this topic. Thank you, Thank you. We

1082
00:45:45.079 --> 00:45:47.000
all thank you. Oh yes, yes, we all think.

1083
00:45:47.119 --> 00:45:48.880
Well. I am the doctor Ruth of this podcast.

1084
00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:51.079
Basically I was thinking where you were the sex with

1085
00:45:51.119 --> 00:45:52.360
Sue of this podcast.

1086
00:45:54.119 --> 00:45:57.199
So that's when he gets interrupted because he also receives

1087
00:45:57.199 --> 00:46:00.159
a friend request from Chester on Facebook. Yeah, and that's

1088
00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:01.719
what we find out. His name is Chester Conklin.

1089
00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:03.559
What a nam? What a name?

1090
00:46:03.639 --> 00:46:05.719
He doesn't accept it as he catches a breaking news

1091
00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:07.639
about a fatal car wreck, and he goes to call

1092
00:46:07.679 --> 00:46:09.360
his sister because we forgot to say that Rachel was

1093
00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:10.760
going to come meet him at the hotel, right right,

1094
00:46:10.800 --> 00:46:12.559
She actually was going to reserve a room and everything,

1095
00:46:12.599 --> 00:46:14.800
and she hasn't arrived yet. So that's when he leaves

1096
00:46:14.800 --> 00:46:17.000
the room to call her in check. And he decides

1097
00:46:17.039 --> 00:46:18.800
for some reason to call the front desk and talk

1098
00:46:18.800 --> 00:46:19.239
to Chester.

1099
00:46:21.880 --> 00:46:23.679
I mean, you know, the guy's he's lowe.

1100
00:46:23.719 --> 00:46:27.000
I mean, well, you gotta. I think that there's a

1101
00:46:27.039 --> 00:46:29.760
lot to be said for Chester listening to him vent

1102
00:46:29.880 --> 00:46:32.840
about this the wedding woman in the wedding and the

1103
00:46:33.480 --> 00:46:36.360
cookie sheets and everything. I think that that kind of

1104
00:46:36.400 --> 00:46:38.880
helps him weasel in because there is a degree of

1105
00:46:38.920 --> 00:46:42.880
you know, there's that whole element. People often say that

1106
00:46:42.920 --> 00:46:44.519
it's a lot easier to talk about your problems to

1107
00:46:44.559 --> 00:46:47.840
a total stranger because they have no notions of you. Yeah,

1108
00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:50.119
and maybe you'll never see him again or whatever. So

1109
00:46:50.199 --> 00:46:51.840
I think there's a little bit of that with Chester.

1110
00:46:51.920 --> 00:46:54.639
He's like, why would I ever see this fucking guy again? Yeah,

1111
00:46:54.679 --> 00:46:57.280
that's why I won't accept his Facebook request, but I

1112
00:46:57.360 --> 00:46:59.280
will go and talk with him.

1113
00:46:59.320 --> 00:47:01.159
So is this the first time we see him smoking

1114
00:47:01.199 --> 00:47:03.880
by the way. I was just curious Chester.

1115
00:47:04.400 --> 00:47:06.480
I think I did. He might have been smoking in

1116
00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:07.119
the bars.

1117
00:47:07.239 --> 00:47:09.079
I couldn't remember, yeah, because like that's one thing I

1118
00:47:09.079 --> 00:47:11.559
picked up on revisiting it is that the more that

1119
00:47:11.639 --> 00:47:13.360
he smokes, the more unhinged he is.

1120
00:47:13.599 --> 00:47:15.440
Yeah, I can't remember. He might have been smoking at

1121
00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:16.519
an introduction at the bar.

1122
00:47:16.679 --> 00:47:17.159
Yeah.

1123
00:47:17.280 --> 00:47:19.400
So that's when he he asked Chester, you know, hey,

1124
00:47:19.440 --> 00:47:21.239
my sister was coming. Have you seen anything. He's like, well,

1125
00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:23.039
I haven't seen anything, but let me check the messages.

1126
00:47:23.079 --> 00:47:25.880
And he comes back and he's like, oh, Larry, I

1127
00:47:25.920 --> 00:47:28.880
got some I got some bad news. Your sister's not coming.

1128
00:47:29.519 --> 00:47:32.199
And Larry starts like, you know, getting like what what

1129
00:47:32.280 --> 00:47:33.800
do you mean, Like what's going on? He's like yeah,

1130
00:47:33.840 --> 00:47:35.719
He's like, I got a note here that says she

1131
00:47:35.800 --> 00:47:38.480
found a big dick and she's gonna not make it tonight.

1132
00:47:38.559 --> 00:47:41.360
And like he's like, ah, just fucking with you again.

1133
00:47:42.440 --> 00:47:45.079
And that's when Larry is clearly not amused.

1134
00:47:45.199 --> 00:47:45.360
No.

1135
00:47:46.239 --> 00:47:48.119
So that's when he goes to get himself a drink

1136
00:47:48.119 --> 00:47:49.320
from a pop machine and we have one of my

1137
00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:52.000
favorite scenes that I forgot about where the can gets

1138
00:47:52.039 --> 00:47:54.360
stuck in the machine. So Jerry comes up and hits

1139
00:47:54.360 --> 00:47:56.679
it and he's like, you know, hey, many you need

1140
00:47:56.719 --> 00:47:58.400
a friend, hands on the drink and as he takes

1141
00:47:58.400 --> 00:47:59.000
the drink, he's.

1142
00:47:58.840 --> 00:47:59.679
Like, did you just touch me?

1143
00:48:00.320 --> 00:48:02.320
And Jerry's ready to fight Larry, that's like one of

1144
00:48:02.320 --> 00:48:04.199
my favorite things. Is like he's ready to throw down.

1145
00:48:04.199 --> 00:48:05.960
And he's like, he's like, are you ready to fight?

1146
00:48:05.960 --> 00:48:08.760
And he's like no. He's like, oh, all right, have

1147
00:48:08.760 --> 00:48:11.679
a good night. You've voted an ass beaten, Like that's

1148
00:48:11.719 --> 00:48:12.440
my favorite thing.

1149
00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:16.280
You ready to fight? No? All right?

1150
00:48:16.280 --> 00:48:19.920
Then yeah, it just walks off. So that's when he

1151
00:48:19.960 --> 00:48:22.559
tries to text a sister, Rachel again. Then he returns

1152
00:48:22.559 --> 00:48:25.199
to the room, finding a pink envelope on the floor,

1153
00:48:25.920 --> 00:48:28.119
which he opens to find a dick pic of course,

1154
00:48:28.199 --> 00:48:29.800
and then flips it over on the back and it

1155
00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:33.280
says like basically love love your sister or whatever You're

1156
00:48:33.320 --> 00:48:34.840
not gonna make it or something along those lines.

1157
00:48:34.960 --> 00:48:35.199
Something.

1158
00:48:35.559 --> 00:48:39.559
Yeah, So he immediately is not amused once again, and

1159
00:48:39.639 --> 00:48:42.000
he takes it out on Cinney's Facebook page and just

1160
00:48:42.039 --> 00:48:44.559
goes on a rant one more time again, just hitting

1161
00:48:44.639 --> 00:48:47.719
multiple people in multiple comments and even like basically calling

1162
00:48:47.719 --> 00:48:48.559
somebody a cheating bitch.

1163
00:48:48.599 --> 00:48:50.280
Is the one thing. Oh, he he was just going

1164
00:48:50.400 --> 00:48:54.000
on a rager. Yeah, and was one of the ones

1165
00:48:54.039 --> 00:48:55.440
that I just remember. The stuck out to me was

1166
00:48:55.440 --> 00:48:57.360
there's one where she was making like a kiss he faced, yeah,

1167
00:48:57.400 --> 00:49:00.519
and he's put giving the world's tiniest penis uplowj Yeah.

1168
00:49:00.599 --> 00:49:01.559
I was like, all right.

1169
00:49:03.480 --> 00:49:06.320
So Larry decides to take a shower and as he

1170
00:49:06.320 --> 00:49:07.920
gets out of the shower, he hears something in his

1171
00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:10.000
room and he goes to open the door and finds

1172
00:49:10.039 --> 00:49:12.079
it's locked. And then somebody starts speaking on the other

1173
00:49:12.239 --> 00:49:14.119
Spanish on the other side of the door. Turns out

1174
00:49:14.159 --> 00:49:14.639
to be Chester.

1175
00:49:14.840 --> 00:49:15.679
Just fake fucky.

1176
00:49:17.039 --> 00:49:18.360
I didn't think it was you. He was like, why

1177
00:49:18.480 --> 00:49:20.360
white people could speak Spanish?

1178
00:49:20.440 --> 00:49:22.719
Yeah, And he's like, hey, man, I wanted to warn

1179
00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:24.480
you before you get in there. The door gets stuck.

1180
00:49:24.519 --> 00:49:26.559
But now that you're in there, we're kind of in

1181
00:49:26.639 --> 00:49:28.320
a you're kind of at an impasse, like you know,

1182
00:49:28.360 --> 00:49:30.079
you're not gonna tell on me, right, And he's like, no, man,

1183
00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:31.920
just like let me out. And he's like, all right,

1184
00:49:32.000 --> 00:49:33.559
we'll just put your full weight on the door. We

1185
00:49:33.639 --> 00:49:36.840
know exactly what's gonna happen. He goes one opens the

1186
00:49:36.880 --> 00:49:39.480
door and he falls out, and Larry's pissed and goes

1187
00:49:39.519 --> 00:49:42.320
off on Chester and is like, you're pathetic, you're not funny,

1188
00:49:42.880 --> 00:49:45.199
and Chester taking this all in like is like stoneface

1189
00:49:45.239 --> 00:49:47.400
the first and he's like, oh, well, if I'm not like,

1190
00:49:48.079 --> 00:49:49.119
tell me a joke.

1191
00:49:49.440 --> 00:49:53.639
And then he goes or just no, I like me,

1192
00:49:54.679 --> 00:49:57.400
My wife likes me. Fucking okay, my custom persons.

1193
00:49:57.400 --> 00:49:59.519
Some reason I had I had a memory that he

1194
00:49:59.559 --> 00:50:01.400
did that like a fake out, because I had like

1195
00:50:01.440 --> 00:50:03.639
a memory of us like joking about that, and then

1196
00:50:03.679 --> 00:50:04.360
it happened.

1197
00:50:04.480 --> 00:50:07.800
I mean, anytime there's a planes, trains, and automobiles comments yeah,

1198
00:50:07.840 --> 00:50:10.599
it's available, including runaway.

1199
00:50:10.360 --> 00:50:14.280
Yes, yeah, oh boy. So that's when he goes, what

1200
00:50:14.320 --> 00:50:15.519
do you call a face.

1201
00:50:15.239 --> 00:50:18.320
With no what is it? No nose and no eyes? Yeah,

1202
00:50:18.360 --> 00:50:20.920
nobody knows, nobody knows. Yeah, And he's like, oh, that

1203
00:50:21.000 --> 00:50:21.599
was a good joke.

1204
00:50:21.639 --> 00:50:22.360
So he leaves.

1205
00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:25.679
He's amused, and that's when Chester or Larry decides that

1206
00:50:25.679 --> 00:50:27.280
he's done with this place. So he goes and packs

1207
00:50:27.320 --> 00:50:29.519
all his shit up. He's calling his sister, and right

1208
00:50:29.519 --> 00:50:31.199
as he puts his stuff into the trunk and slams

1209
00:50:31.199 --> 00:50:34.320
the door, there's Chester. Yes, and he's like you know, hey,

1210
00:50:35.199 --> 00:50:38.039
I guess I went too far, Like you know, I'm sorry, man,

1211
00:50:38.480 --> 00:50:40.280
you know, I hope this isn't any bad blood. You know,

1212
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:42.760
if you gotta go, you gotta go, no hard feelings.

1213
00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:44.199
Holds out his hand and.

1214
00:50:44.119 --> 00:50:46.360
Larry coldly just places the.

1215
00:50:46.400 --> 00:50:51.760
Room key in it, and Chester goes, all right, and

1216
00:50:51.920 --> 00:50:56.119
I should mention too. Chester is wearing a Hawaiian shirt, yes,

1217
00:50:56.199 --> 00:50:58.559
which of course makes sense. There's kind of a luau theme. Yeah,

1218
00:50:58.679 --> 00:51:02.039
but also he's wearing like those aviators that are they're

1219
00:51:02.119 --> 00:51:03.519
yellow and like kind.

1220
00:51:03.320 --> 00:51:04.360
Of I wear them a lot.

1221
00:51:04.880 --> 00:51:09.400
I wasn't gonna say anything, but yes, yes, yes, we

1222
00:51:09.440 --> 00:51:11.800
call them douche gagl yes me, I mean your friend.

1223
00:51:11.719 --> 00:51:14.079
Yes, yes, oh my, that's.

1224
00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:16.719
What we call. No. But I mean so he does

1225
00:51:16.760 --> 00:51:17.719
look kind of annoying.

1226
00:51:17.800 --> 00:51:20.400
Yeah, So Chester tells him to enjoy the wedding and

1227
00:51:20.400 --> 00:51:23.719
if Rachel arrives, he'll let him know. So Larry gets

1228
00:51:23.719 --> 00:51:25.159
in the car, he's getting ready to pull up map

1229
00:51:25.199 --> 00:51:28.360
Quest and then he starts realizing, how did he know

1230
00:51:28.400 --> 00:51:31.840
my sister's name? Yes, so he immediately calls nine one one.

1231
00:51:31.880 --> 00:51:34.119
Waste no time, calls nine one one. So then we

1232
00:51:34.199 --> 00:51:36.840
have the classic cuts to black as we go to

1233
00:51:36.840 --> 00:51:39.880
the TV break and then sheriff arrives as we come back.

1234
00:51:40.000 --> 00:51:42.280
Larry demands to know how Chester knew the name, and

1235
00:51:42.320 --> 00:51:44.159
he's like, oh, well, Larry, you told me your name. Like,

1236
00:51:44.320 --> 00:51:47.079
I'm sorry that you forgot, but you told me. So

1237
00:51:47.119 --> 00:51:49.559
the sheriff basically separates the two. He takes Chester into

1238
00:51:49.559 --> 00:51:51.960
the bar area, Larry's in the kitchen, and that's when

1239
00:51:52.039 --> 00:51:54.079
Larry takes it upon himself while they're talking to go

1240
00:51:54.079 --> 00:51:57.679
into the office and search for something, and he finds

1241
00:51:57.679 --> 00:52:00.000
a paper with her name on it, and it turns

1242
00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:03.159
out it's the automatic registration that she's sent in.

1243
00:52:03.320 --> 00:52:08.280
Of course, yeah, there's probably shocking as this may be,

1244
00:52:08.719 --> 00:52:11.239
especially to you, David, after that, especially after that black

1245
00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:15.239
light scene. Shockingly enough, I don't think they're full of Yeah,

1246
00:52:15.280 --> 00:52:16.920
I don't think that. I think they probably had like

1247
00:52:16.960 --> 00:52:17.840
a few reservations.

1248
00:52:17.880 --> 00:52:18.840
I'd have got some vacancies.

1249
00:52:18.880 --> 00:52:20.719
So I think he was like, oh, the one other

1250
00:52:20.760 --> 00:52:24.800
reservation and it's a woman's name, probably his sister. Oh yeah,

1251
00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:26.480
same last name too. Yeah.

1252
00:52:26.559 --> 00:52:28.679
So that is when he takes it to the cop

1253
00:52:28.719 --> 00:52:30.480
and he's like, you know, this is my sister's name

1254
00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:33.239
and one of my favorite scenes that I also forgot

1255
00:52:33.280 --> 00:52:35.239
about is Chester is like, hey, Larry, what are you

1256
00:52:35.280 --> 00:52:37.880
doing and hits something on the side and then punches

1257
00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:40.760
himself in the face. Yeah, the cop doesn't see it,

1258
00:52:40.800 --> 00:52:43.280
so naturally the cop thinks that Larry does it.

1259
00:52:43.320 --> 00:52:46.280
He goes to a wrest Larry, and then Rachel shows up.

1260
00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:49.079
Yay. Finally she's just.

1261
00:52:49.039 --> 00:52:50.239
Like, you know, what's going on here?

1262
00:52:50.280 --> 00:52:52.559
And they try to explain everything, and that's when the

1263
00:52:52.599 --> 00:52:53.960
cop is like, you know, I'm gonna take you in

1264
00:52:54.039 --> 00:52:56.559
and Chester's like, oh no, no, let him go, like.

1265
00:52:57.719 --> 00:52:58.320
Out of hands.

1266
00:52:58.760 --> 00:52:59.960
I was needling him all.

1267
00:53:00.199 --> 00:53:01.760
Yeah, I let things get out of hand. You know,

1268
00:53:01.840 --> 00:53:03.920
I'm not pressing any charges. And that's when the cops like,

1269
00:53:03.960 --> 00:53:06.280
you're really lucky. So the cop leaves and he's like,

1270
00:53:06.320 --> 00:53:07.599
you know, if I have to come back out here,

1271
00:53:07.760 --> 00:53:09.719
like I'm gonna rest both of you, Like I don't

1272
00:53:09.719 --> 00:53:11.239
care what it is, both of you will be coming

1273
00:53:11.440 --> 00:53:13.039
in with me if I have to come back out here.

1274
00:53:13.239 --> 00:53:15.480
So that Rachel's like, what did I miss And we

1275
00:53:15.559 --> 00:53:17.440
kind of get a brief explanation of him.

1276
00:53:17.239 --> 00:53:18.039
Just fucking with him.

1277
00:53:18.400 --> 00:53:21.559
Ah, I said the thing.

1278
00:53:22.480 --> 00:53:24.679
So Rachel explains that she got caught in the accident

1279
00:53:24.679 --> 00:53:26.880
that he saw on the TV and everything, And so

1280
00:53:27.000 --> 00:53:29.559
that's when Chester gives him a hug, tells him that

1281
00:53:29.639 --> 00:53:31.519
both the rooms are on the house and that he's

1282
00:53:31.559 --> 00:53:33.440
sorry and that he wishes them well for the rest

1283
00:53:33.440 --> 00:53:37.920
of their night. So then Rachel and Rachel and Larry

1284
00:53:38.239 --> 00:53:40.239
go to his room. They're sharing a joint on the bed,

1285
00:53:40.320 --> 00:53:42.119
catching up on everything. That's when we get the cousin

1286
00:53:42.159 --> 00:53:43.760
fucker line because they're talking about the wedding.

1287
00:53:43.880 --> 00:53:43.960
Ye.

1288
00:53:44.440 --> 00:53:48.079
And then there's a knock at the door. Oh, so

1289
00:53:48.159 --> 00:53:49.119
Larry goes to the people.

1290
00:53:49.119 --> 00:53:51.159
He looks out and we just see this really creepy

1291
00:53:51.159 --> 00:53:54.599
shot of Chester holding two fruit like tropical drinks.

1292
00:53:54.639 --> 00:53:56.119
Yeah. I thought you'd know.

1293
00:53:56.480 --> 00:53:58.599
I mean they look like any any type of like

1294
00:53:58.639 --> 00:54:00.280
tequila sunrise or any like.

1295
00:54:00.320 --> 00:54:01.599
Sex on a beata.

1296
00:54:02.000 --> 00:54:05.199
Yeah, I don't know your adult drinks.

1297
00:54:05.480 --> 00:54:08.119
So he offers them a two drinks, apologizing to them,

1298
00:54:08.159 --> 00:54:10.199
and that's when Larry even offers to join him for

1299
00:54:10.199 --> 00:54:14.960
a drink. No, Rachel, Oh, Rachel asks yeah.

1300
00:54:15.039 --> 00:54:15.280
Yeah.

1301
00:54:16.559 --> 00:54:18.880
So that's when we see them all sitting pool side.

1302
00:54:18.880 --> 00:54:21.639
They're throwing a few back, they're having some laughs, and

1303
00:54:21.679 --> 00:54:24.079
this is also when he asks the Chester is he

1304
00:54:24.119 --> 00:54:26.480
ever serious, and Chester basically says that he's the life

1305
00:54:26.480 --> 00:54:28.159
of the party. You know, he's the guy that always

1306
00:54:28.159 --> 00:54:30.480
has a joke and he's actually pretty normal.

1307
00:54:32.559 --> 00:54:35.280
And it should be mentioned that when Rachel offers to

1308
00:54:35.320 --> 00:54:39.400
have a drink with him, yeah, Chester's being like a

1309
00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:43.079
ten percent kicked puppy. Oh yeah, look, I just after

1310
00:54:43.159 --> 00:54:45.440
all the trouble, I just thought you guys would like

1311
00:54:45.519 --> 00:54:48.559
some drinks, you know, and stuff like that. So now

1312
00:54:48.599 --> 00:54:52.079
as they're sitting there, though, one thing that is pointed

1313
00:54:52.119 --> 00:54:54.719
out that Larry points out about Chester is Chester's jokes

1314
00:54:54.719 --> 00:54:58.199
aren't very good. No, Like, he made some joke about

1315
00:54:58.239 --> 00:55:01.920
like about like being a oh doctor so and so

1316
00:55:02.079 --> 00:55:04.440
needs a hand jopper. So it was like that doctor, yeah,

1317
00:55:04.519 --> 00:55:08.880
that joke, I would hand jobs if I'm the doctor. Yeah,

1318
00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:10.920
why would Why would you be prescribing to me if

1319
00:55:10.920 --> 00:55:13.760
I'm the doctor. Yeah. Stuff like that happens a lot

1320
00:55:13.760 --> 00:55:15.960
where Chester gets very frustrated because he has jokes don't

1321
00:55:16.000 --> 00:55:16.559
really make s well.

1322
00:55:16.559 --> 00:55:18.400
And Chester also asked Rachel, He's like, you know, has

1323
00:55:18.400 --> 00:55:20.159
he always been this way? And She's like no, actually,

1324
00:55:20.199 --> 00:55:22.679
he used to be like really fun and really nice, but.

1325
00:55:22.599 --> 00:55:24.960
Then something happened and.

1326
00:55:25.320 --> 00:55:29.079
Yeah, yeah, I'm guessing is the breakup Well, he started

1327
00:55:29.119 --> 00:55:33.159
being a good little boy, yeah, and behaving in public

1328
00:55:33.760 --> 00:55:37.199
and you know, having his mister Hyde come out at

1329
00:55:37.199 --> 00:55:39.159
other times. M hmmm, yeah.

1330
00:55:39.239 --> 00:55:39.440
Yeah.

1331
00:55:39.519 --> 00:55:41.679
It's not not a healthy way to live.

1332
00:55:41.880 --> 00:55:42.440
No, it's not.

1333
00:55:42.800 --> 00:55:43.079
No.

1334
00:55:43.559 --> 00:55:47.039
So that's when we find out that Larry also confesses

1335
00:55:47.079 --> 00:55:48.840
that he was in love with Cindy, but she dumped

1336
00:55:48.880 --> 00:55:51.039
him the day before he was going to propose. She's

1337
00:55:51.079 --> 00:55:55.519
marrying their cousin, and he also has a letter that

1338
00:55:55.599 --> 00:55:57.719
he's going to give her the day of her wedding

1339
00:55:57.800 --> 00:55:59.920
that gives all the feelings that he's.

1340
00:55:59.800 --> 00:56:03.079
Been handed to her right before. She says, I do yep,

1341
00:56:04.000 --> 00:56:05.559
and he idea.

1342
00:56:05.559 --> 00:56:07.559
Mistakenly shows it to Chester.

1343
00:56:07.760 --> 00:56:11.199
Well, he resists at first. Chester really insists.

1344
00:56:11.679 --> 00:56:13.679
So Chester takes a look at it and he even

1345
00:56:13.719 --> 00:56:15.360
starts like even tearing up little bit, and he's like,

1346
00:56:15.440 --> 00:56:17.280
that's really beautifularry, it's fucking beautiful.

1347
00:56:19.199 --> 00:56:20.360
So then Rachel wakes up.

1348
00:56:20.599 --> 00:56:23.039
Yeah, Rachel wakes up and she's like, you know, all right, guys,

1349
00:56:23.039 --> 00:56:24.360
I think it's time for me to head back, and

1350
00:56:24.440 --> 00:56:25.920
Chester's like, you know, yeah, I need to head back

1351
00:56:25.960 --> 00:56:27.800
to the desk. So they all say good night, and

1352
00:56:27.840 --> 00:56:30.360
they go back to their rooms and have a nice

1353
00:56:30.400 --> 00:56:36.519
sleep credits. But then right before he goes to bed,

1354
00:56:37.079 --> 00:56:42.480
he decides to accept the friend request on Facebook, and

1355
00:56:42.519 --> 00:56:46.119
we also, yeah, we also see that the camera is

1356
00:56:46.159 --> 00:56:48.320
still rolling right over him in the bed of his

1357
00:56:48.400 --> 00:56:50.960
hotel room as well. So he rolls over and goes

1358
00:56:51.000 --> 00:56:53.719
to sleep, but then is woken up by Jerry shouting

1359
00:56:54.400 --> 00:56:55.000
pissed off.

1360
00:56:56.960 --> 00:56:58.960
Yeah, Jerry is real mad.

1361
00:56:59.000 --> 00:57:01.920
He's very mad because as we also see that Jerry's

1362
00:57:01.960 --> 00:57:04.360
motorcycle has been touched and there is now is there

1363
00:57:04.519 --> 00:57:08.920
just one or is there several? I think several several,

1364
00:57:08.960 --> 00:57:12.119
there's several giant green cocks on his motorcycle.

1365
00:57:12.360 --> 00:57:15.400
Yes, and everybody knows that that doesn't go with the

1366
00:57:15.480 --> 00:57:18.599
n child. No, it does not purple maybe maybe maybe,

1367
00:57:18.800 --> 00:57:21.639
And bikers love when their bikes are touched by other people. Actually,

1368
00:57:21.719 --> 00:57:24.800
it's ideal for them. Yeah.

1369
00:57:24.840 --> 00:57:27.119
So he walks up. Chester walks up to him, and

1370
00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:29.039
he's like, hey, man, you know, isn't it funny? And

1371
00:57:29.280 --> 00:57:32.440
Jerry's not having it and just starts wailing on him. Yes,

1372
00:57:33.280 --> 00:57:36.079
But then Chester gets up starts wailing right back at him,

1373
00:57:36.079 --> 00:57:38.000
and by this point Rachel and Larry are both out

1374
00:57:38.000 --> 00:57:39.519
of their hotel rooms watching this happen.

1375
00:57:39.639 --> 00:57:44.559
Yeah, but he's wailing on him like like there's a

1376
00:57:44.639 --> 00:57:47.639
saying that I heard growing up, not going to say

1377
00:57:47.679 --> 00:57:52.079
from who definitely wasn't my felon father. Some people that

1378
00:57:52.119 --> 00:57:55.440
when they start punching and kicking, you notice they're playing

1379
00:57:55.519 --> 00:57:58.679
for keeps. Yeah, and that's the definition is what he's doing,

1380
00:57:58.880 --> 00:58:01.639
is he is wailing on him like like he could

1381
00:58:01.719 --> 00:58:02.320
kill him.

1382
00:58:02.239 --> 00:58:04.199
Well, and Jerry also pulled a knife on him, which

1383
00:58:04.199 --> 00:58:06.119
he's gotten off of him at this point but hasn't

1384
00:58:06.119 --> 00:58:06.800
done anything with it.

1385
00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:08.039
So he beats him to.

1386
00:58:08.039 --> 00:58:10.239
The ground and that's when Jerry is like trying to

1387
00:58:10.280 --> 00:58:13.199
apologize to him, and Chester is leaning over him in

1388
00:58:13.239 --> 00:58:17.119
the grass like holding this knife discreet leave like Larry

1389
00:58:17.119 --> 00:58:19.519
and Amber and Rachel can't see it.

1390
00:58:19.679 --> 00:58:21.599
Yes, And then he goes.

1391
00:58:21.880 --> 00:58:23.239
You need to take learn how to take a fucking

1392
00:58:23.320 --> 00:58:26.599
joke and sticks Jerry right in the ear with this knife.

1393
00:58:26.679 --> 00:58:29.760
Yes slowly. Oh it's very very rough to watch.

1394
00:58:29.960 --> 00:58:32.800
Yeah, sticks him right in and naturally he dies.

1395
00:58:33.000 --> 00:58:35.199
And that's when Chester is just like, oh my god,

1396
00:58:35.239 --> 00:58:36.920
like I killed him like you guys saw it with

1397
00:58:36.920 --> 00:58:39.880
self defense, Like I can't do this blah blah blah.

1398
00:58:40.039 --> 00:58:42.519
You know what, it's okay, you know, I'll call the police.

1399
00:58:42.599 --> 00:58:44.440
Can you guys do me a favor. Go into the

1400
00:58:44.440 --> 00:58:46.199
bar and get me a shot of baca. I'll have

1401
00:58:46.239 --> 00:58:48.400
one more, you know, before the long road for the

1402
00:58:48.440 --> 00:58:49.039
long walk.

1403
00:58:51.079 --> 00:58:56.239
This guy, I mean, Chester is simultaneously my greatest nightmare

1404
00:58:56.320 --> 00:59:00.119
and also my greatest hope. I can see that one day.

1405
00:59:00.960 --> 00:59:04.159
So that's when Rachel and Larry go to the bar,

1406
00:59:04.239 --> 00:59:06.679
and Rachel immediately is just like, he's not calling the cops, like,

1407
00:59:06.719 --> 00:59:08.559
we need to call the cops, like right now. So

1408
00:59:08.679 --> 00:59:10.800
she calls them and the cop actually says, oh no,

1409
00:59:10.960 --> 00:59:12.880
like the Sheriff's already on the way over there. So

1410
00:59:13.000 --> 00:59:16.440
Chester actually did call Hey. So he gets the bottle

1411
00:59:16.480 --> 00:59:19.599
of vodka, turns a corner and there's the bodies of

1412
00:59:19.719 --> 00:59:22.599
Johnny and Sherry, the nice motel owners that we had

1413
00:59:22.639 --> 00:59:27.239
heard about previously. So we find out earlier that Chester

1414
00:59:27.360 --> 00:59:29.760
is working for them tonight and that they're they're out.

1415
00:59:29.880 --> 00:59:31.280
So he says.

1416
00:59:31.119 --> 00:59:33.039
Yeah, it's the off season, so they're making him run

1417
00:59:33.079 --> 00:59:34.599
the bar and the motel.

1418
00:59:34.719 --> 00:59:36.559
But they're just in the back of the bar, very

1419
00:59:36.599 --> 00:59:40.039
bloody and stabbed. Yes, both both both of them. You

1420
00:59:40.079 --> 00:59:42.599
would expect one, but not both. And this scene last

1421
00:59:42.679 --> 00:59:44.760
night watching it reminded me so much of Near Dark,

1422
00:59:44.840 --> 00:59:47.199
the way that he approaches Oh and Packson's in the

1423
00:59:47.199 --> 00:59:48.840
bar with the spurs.

1424
00:59:48.880 --> 00:59:50.559
Oh yeah, no, I totally agree. Yeah.

1425
00:59:50.639 --> 00:59:52.679
So naturally they find the bodies.

1426
00:59:52.679 --> 00:59:54.639
They turn around and Chester's there and he's like, oh,

1427
00:59:54.679 --> 00:59:57.159
I see you found the two love birds. And actually

1428
00:59:57.280 --> 00:59:58.519
I didn't I didn't kill them.

1429
00:59:58.599 --> 00:59:58.800
See.

1430
00:59:58.800 --> 01:00:01.320
What happened was Sherry found out that Johnny had all

1431
01:00:01.400 --> 01:00:03.960
the hotel rooms rigged with cameras and with some.

1432
01:00:04.119 --> 01:00:05.039
Pervert blah blah blah.

1433
01:00:05.079 --> 01:00:07.440
And while this is happening, and throughout this episode, we

1434
01:00:07.559 --> 01:00:11.119
hear audio cuts of what is either in Chester's brain

1435
01:00:11.199 --> 01:00:12.119
or what might have happened.

1436
01:00:12.159 --> 01:00:12.880
We don't know which.

1437
01:00:12.960 --> 01:00:15.599
Yeah. A few times it's this hawk sound like.

1438
01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:17.840
Yeah, and then we also hear like Cindy's voice like

1439
01:00:17.880 --> 01:00:20.400
reading some of the comments sometimes yeah but yeah. And

1440
01:00:20.440 --> 01:00:22.840
then he basically tells the story we don't know it's

1441
01:00:22.840 --> 01:00:25.440
true or not, that john got stabbed by Sherry and

1442
01:00:25.440 --> 01:00:27.719
then he started stabbing her and they just stabbed each

1443
01:00:27.719 --> 01:00:28.320
other to death.

1444
01:00:29.039 --> 01:00:32.840
How romantic Romeo and Juliet stuff, And why would you

1445
01:00:32.880 --> 01:00:33.719
doubt Chester's word.

1446
01:00:33.800 --> 01:00:37.400
David, No, I don't know how dare you. It's my bad.

1447
01:00:37.599 --> 01:00:39.119
I'm sorry, so.

1448
01:00:39.159 --> 01:00:40.039
One day I'll forgive you.

1449
01:00:40.679 --> 01:00:44.239
So that's when, while this is happening, Chester's walking across

1450
01:00:44.320 --> 01:00:46.280
the top of the top of the counter in the

1451
01:00:46.440 --> 01:00:50.280
diner and just kicking all the glass breaking it very

1452
01:00:50.360 --> 01:00:52.239
Bill Paxton in Your Dark If you've ever seen that

1453
01:00:52.320 --> 01:00:54.119
movie and know the scene when he's getting ready to

1454
01:00:54.159 --> 01:00:56.239
kill the bartender, PC like it.

1455
01:00:56.320 --> 01:00:59.199
Yeah, no, it reminded me very much. Yeah, so that's

1456
01:00:59.360 --> 01:01:00.239
like Coyote.

1457
01:01:00.920 --> 01:01:03.199
Yeah, he just need to turn dance a bar on fire.

1458
01:01:03.320 --> 01:01:03.920
Yeah. Yeah.

1459
01:01:03.960 --> 01:01:06.519
So that's when Rachel assures him that she believes him,

1460
01:01:06.519 --> 01:01:08.400
you know, and you know what, there's nothing to worry about,

1461
01:01:08.440 --> 01:01:10.199
you know what. Let's all have some shots. So she

1462
01:01:10.280 --> 01:01:13.920
pours three shots for them and shoots hers down. Larry's

1463
01:01:13.920 --> 01:01:15.840
getting ready to take his and Chester two. They both

1464
01:01:15.840 --> 01:01:17.960
shoot theirs down, and then she takes the bottle and

1465
01:01:18.039 --> 01:01:19.719
wax him right across the head with.

1466
01:01:19.679 --> 01:01:22.400
It because she is a woman of finesse.

1467
01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:24.840
Yeah, so she smashes the bottle over his head. The

1468
01:01:24.880 --> 01:01:27.159
two go to run, and they go back to the

1469
01:01:27.360 --> 01:01:29.880
hotel room try to find their keys. And then Chester

1470
01:01:30.000 --> 01:01:32.280
outside the window has a ghost face moment from screen

1471
01:01:32.320 --> 01:01:34.880
one where he's just sitting there holding the keys tapping

1472
01:01:34.920 --> 01:01:36.280
on the window of the hotel room.

1473
01:01:36.639 --> 01:01:40.960
Really creepy, Oh you think, yeah, just a smidgeon Midge,

1474
01:01:41.119 --> 01:01:43.639
it's been I don't know if I've ever seen a

1475
01:01:43.679 --> 01:01:47.639
horror movie where because there have been several set in

1476
01:01:47.679 --> 01:01:49.559
like out of the way motels and stuff like that,

1477
01:01:49.639 --> 01:01:53.000
but I've ever seen one where the well initially front

1478
01:01:53.000 --> 01:01:55.239
desk man now we know it's probably not he probably

1479
01:01:55.239 --> 01:01:58.880
doesn't really work there, but where they're outwardly terrorizing them.

1480
01:01:59.159 --> 01:02:02.840
Usually there's like a degree of separation. There's like somebody

1481
01:02:02.880 --> 01:02:05.840
in a mask or stuff's happening when no one's looking.

1482
01:02:06.000 --> 01:02:09.679
Blane Hitcher, yeah, yeah, to where you start to wonder

1483
01:02:10.320 --> 01:02:13.239
about the hotel staff. Yeah, they're red herrings maybe and

1484
01:02:13.280 --> 01:02:15.920
maybe it is them. You just don't know. Yeah, but

1485
01:02:16.000 --> 01:02:19.400
with this one, no, I mean, oddly enough, a way

1486
01:02:19.440 --> 01:02:21.400
to describe Chester is what you see is what you get,

1487
01:02:21.440 --> 01:02:23.440
what you get. Yeah, that's like a triple on Tendra

1488
01:02:23.480 --> 01:02:25.679
because it references plane trains, autobibiles, which I didn't even

1489
01:02:25.719 --> 01:02:27.360
mean to do. Yeah, and also because Chester is always

1490
01:02:27.360 --> 01:02:27.920
fucking with.

1491
01:02:27.800 --> 01:02:28.480
That it is true.

1492
01:02:28.920 --> 01:02:32.360
So the sheriff suddenly arrives and he goes Chester goes away.

1493
01:02:32.559 --> 01:02:34.679
Larry and Rachel run out, trying to warn the sheriff.

1494
01:02:35.280 --> 01:02:37.119
The sheriff thinks that they're the one that killed him,

1495
01:02:37.159 --> 01:02:38.639
so he's like, you know, down on the ground, and

1496
01:02:38.760 --> 01:02:41.840
is like getting them on the ground, unaware that Chester

1497
01:02:41.920 --> 01:02:42.679
is right behind him.

1498
01:02:42.719 --> 01:02:43.920
Oh of course, and.

1499
01:02:43.800 --> 01:02:45.840
That's when he's like, you know, oh, I'm so happy

1500
01:02:45.840 --> 01:02:48.320
you're here, you know, thanks tariff for coming. And that's

1501
01:02:48.320 --> 01:02:50.639
when Larry goes to charge him, and the cop just

1502
01:02:50.639 --> 01:02:53.519
tastes him, teases him right down to the ground. So

1503
01:02:53.639 --> 01:02:55.920
while that's happening, Chester sneaks up takes one of the

1504
01:02:56.000 --> 01:02:59.159
zip ties that has tied Rachel's hands and takes it

1505
01:02:59.239 --> 01:03:01.559
right around his throat and just pulls it tight and

1506
01:03:01.599 --> 01:03:03.920
he strangles him without even doing anything.

1507
01:03:03.920 --> 01:03:05.559
Pretty much, Yeah so.

1508
01:03:06.960 --> 01:03:08.599
How much? I mean at this point, I feel like

1509
01:03:08.639 --> 01:03:13.480
it's an obscene trope, the trope of the bizarrely easy

1510
01:03:13.519 --> 01:03:17.519
to kill police officers. I that's something that does generally

1511
01:03:17.599 --> 01:03:20.400
drive me crazy in horror movies, especially, is when a

1512
01:03:20.440 --> 01:03:22.519
cop gets out of their car and they're just like,

1513
01:03:22.599 --> 01:03:24.639
let me take a look I'm just gonna stick my

1514
01:03:24.880 --> 01:03:28.320
neck through this thing like they want to die.

1515
01:03:28.159 --> 01:03:29.599
The worst inside by far.

1516
01:03:29.760 --> 01:03:30.800
No, why did you bring up that?

1517
01:03:31.000 --> 01:03:33.639
I'm sorry, No, no, they.

1518
01:03:35.119 --> 01:03:39.480
You know, yeah, I so. I like inside the movie.

1519
01:03:39.559 --> 01:03:42.519
It's a shocking little horror film, French extreme horror film.

1520
01:03:42.519 --> 01:03:43.360
Great from the.

1521
01:03:43.360 --> 01:03:47.360
Height of that era. Yeah, but those cops thing no sense.

1522
01:03:47.639 --> 01:03:51.880
They didn't even call in where they went. Because that

1523
01:03:51.960 --> 01:03:53.679
was the thing that drove me crazy is I was like, well,

1524
01:03:53.679 --> 01:03:57.599
it doesn't make sense to believe anymore that this woman's

1525
01:03:57.639 --> 01:04:00.400
gonna get away with stealing this unborn baby, because the

1526
01:04:00.400 --> 01:04:01.840
whole thing is she's gonna cut the baby out of

1527
01:04:01.880 --> 01:04:04.280
this woman, yep, and take it for her own, and

1528
01:04:06.039 --> 01:04:08.239
the cops just like it's so stupid. It was the

1529
01:04:08.239 --> 01:04:09.360
only part I hated in that.

1530
01:04:09.320 --> 01:04:11.280
Movie was well, and then the other one that comes

1531
01:04:11.320 --> 01:04:13.639
to mind always is a cop at the Fry thirteenth

1532
01:04:13.639 --> 01:04:15.440
remake who goes up to the door and he's like, oh,

1533
01:04:15.480 --> 01:04:17.800
I'm here, and then Jason just hops down, takes the

1534
01:04:17.800 --> 01:04:19.440
fire poker and rams it right through his head.

1535
01:04:19.679 --> 01:04:22.000
But I'm talking more. I mean, I agree, yeah, but

1536
01:04:22.039 --> 01:04:23.920
I'm talking more about when it's just like a cop

1537
01:04:24.000 --> 01:04:26.400
starts looking around, and it's like, well, I have no

1538
01:04:26.559 --> 01:04:29.480
concept of danger whatsoever, even though I'm suspicious.

1539
01:04:29.559 --> 01:04:31.559
I mean, one of my favorites that I'm still pissed

1540
01:04:31.559 --> 01:04:33.360
about to this day because we never got to see,

1541
01:04:33.400 --> 01:04:35.360
you know, we never get to see it happen is

1542
01:04:35.360 --> 01:04:38.960
in Cherry Falls, when the killer has completely exposed themselves

1543
01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:41.480
at the Virgin party, and that's when they're chasing Brittany

1544
01:04:41.519 --> 01:04:43.800
Murphy and whoever else she's with, and they come to

1545
01:04:43.840 --> 01:04:45.639
that cop and she's and she's like, you know, the

1546
01:04:45.760 --> 01:04:48.280
killer's inside. He's like, well, I just can't split. And

1547
01:04:48.320 --> 01:04:50.960
then the guy cut the killer comes right behind him

1548
01:04:51.000 --> 01:04:52.719
with the axe and takes it right down his head,

1549
01:04:52.719 --> 01:04:55.400
which did split him from what I read the screenplay,

1550
01:04:55.599 --> 01:04:56.920
but we never fucking see it.

1551
01:04:57.239 --> 01:05:00.840
I'm so sorry, David you had to use that rat infested,

1552
01:05:01.159 --> 01:05:04.119
rotten roll of old carpet that is your imagination.

1553
01:05:04.360 --> 01:05:06.519
I love Cherry Falls, but I just really would love

1554
01:05:06.559 --> 01:05:07.480
to see the original cut.

1555
01:05:07.480 --> 01:05:08.679
But it's never gonna happen.

1556
01:05:09.519 --> 01:05:12.159
I mean, if you bought the company.

1557
01:05:11.840 --> 01:05:13.280
I mean, Shout tried to put it out when they

1558
01:05:13.280 --> 01:05:17.639
did their Blu ray, but they couldn't find anything left. Yeah,

1559
01:05:17.679 --> 01:05:20.440
so but yeah, but so the cop is taken out

1560
01:05:20.480 --> 01:05:22.840
by this point, and that's when Chester laughs and he

1561
01:05:23.000 --> 01:05:25.039
slips his zip tie, you know, strangling him.

1562
01:05:25.119 --> 01:05:26.119
And he also.

1563
01:05:25.920 --> 01:05:28.280
Takes hold of the taser and just keeps tasing Larry

1564
01:05:28.599 --> 01:05:29.599
while Rachel watches.

1565
01:05:29.719 --> 01:05:30.519
I mean, what would you do?

1566
01:05:30.960 --> 01:05:34.519
So that's so that's when Rachel begs him.

1567
01:05:34.840 --> 01:05:37.280
Chester then takes her at gunpoint and then knife point

1568
01:05:37.920 --> 01:05:40.559
cuts the tie from her hands, and that's when he

1569
01:05:40.599 --> 01:05:42.440
also throws her the car keys and says, you know, hey,

1570
01:05:42.440 --> 01:05:43.639
I just want to get you guys out of here.

1571
01:05:43.760 --> 01:05:44.440
You're free to go.

1572
01:05:46.519 --> 01:05:49.559
Yeah, yeah, So they get in the car, they start driving,

1573
01:05:49.599 --> 01:05:51.639
and she's like, you know, fuck you Chester driving and

1574
01:05:51.679 --> 01:05:55.559
she gets basically to nearly the exit of the of

1575
01:05:55.599 --> 01:05:57.800
the motel, and then we hear a bunch of party

1576
01:05:57.800 --> 01:05:59.880
horns and we see that Chester has stuffed a bunch

1577
01:05:59.880 --> 01:06:01.360
of party favors in the tailpipe.

1578
01:06:01.360 --> 01:06:05.480
And So were you a prank player when you were younger?

1579
01:06:05.679 --> 01:06:07.840
Not really? I mean I had my I had my

1580
01:06:07.880 --> 01:06:08.320
fair share.

1581
01:06:08.360 --> 01:06:08.519
I did.

1582
01:06:08.599 --> 01:06:10.400
The one the one that I still laugh about with

1583
01:06:10.440 --> 01:06:12.960
Mom this day was I had a thing a fingerpaint

1584
01:06:13.039 --> 01:06:15.840
that was like I had like red, yellow, black and

1585
01:06:15.880 --> 01:06:18.000
something else. And I remember one day, I just took

1586
01:06:18.039 --> 01:06:20.119
my thumb and stuck it in the red and then

1587
01:06:20.159 --> 01:06:20.920
ran out to MOhm and.

1588
01:06:20.880 --> 01:06:24.679
I was like, ma, I did that to my mom

1589
01:06:24.760 --> 01:06:27.480
with a blood capsule. I remember your tell felt so

1590
01:06:27.760 --> 01:06:30.280
she screamed, yeah, bloody murder.

1591
01:06:30.400 --> 01:06:32.079
Well, blood capsules have a lot of blood in this.

1592
01:06:32.239 --> 01:06:34.119
I came in the house with the blood capsule going

1593
01:06:34.159 --> 01:06:37.440
and I literally I fell off my bike and she screamed.

1594
01:06:38.159 --> 01:06:41.320
I felt so bad. I was probably ten or eleven,

1595
01:06:41.400 --> 01:06:42.840
Like I wasn't a little kid, you know.

1596
01:06:43.360 --> 01:06:44.559
Have I ever told you about the time that I

1597
01:06:44.599 --> 01:06:46.639
actually did get like injured to my dad thought I

1598
01:06:46.800 --> 01:06:49.519
was prank that, Like I was like kidding, Like he

1599
01:06:49.559 --> 01:06:52.559
felt really bad when he realized it. So we had

1600
01:06:52.760 --> 01:06:56.599
a little like toddler recliner chair that like you laid

1601
01:06:56.599 --> 01:06:59.599
back and like the foot the foot rest her little children, yeah,

1602
01:06:59.639 --> 01:07:03.000
like two three year olds maybe even Okay, it was

1603
01:07:03.400 --> 01:07:04.960
this happened. I mean this happened when I was young.

1604
01:07:05.000 --> 01:07:06.920
We were at we were at my current my parents

1605
01:07:07.000 --> 01:07:09.400
current house, so it had to have been like two,

1606
01:07:09.440 --> 01:07:11.079
three or four, because that's we moved there.

1607
01:07:11.079 --> 01:07:12.079
I think when I was two.

1608
01:07:12.519 --> 01:07:16.199
And I just decided one day to stick my hand

1609
01:07:16.239 --> 01:07:18.360
down the side of it, not sure what I was

1610
01:07:18.400 --> 01:07:18.880
gonna find.

1611
01:07:19.239 --> 01:07:20.599
My hand got stuck on a nail.

1612
01:07:20.880 --> 01:07:25.440
Oh yeah, and so it was probably the staples. Yeah,

1613
01:07:25.480 --> 01:07:27.199
those are so so naturally.

1614
01:07:27.360 --> 01:07:29.880
Like I'm just like, like, you know, it hurts, and

1615
01:07:29.920 --> 01:07:31.440
I only like so I like, you know, I'm like,

1616
01:07:31.480 --> 01:07:32.199
I'm I need help.

1617
01:07:32.199 --> 01:07:33.880
And my dad and he's like, he's like, what's wrong.

1618
01:07:33.920 --> 01:07:34.920
And I was like, I can't get my hand and

1619
01:07:34.920 --> 01:07:36.920
he's like, get your hand out, come on, and I

1620
01:07:36.960 --> 01:07:39.400
was like, I can't get my hands. That's so luckily

1621
01:07:40.000 --> 01:07:42.119
Dad comes over and pops my hand off of it,

1622
01:07:42.159 --> 01:07:44.559
and he I'm lucky and lucky that he looked first,

1623
01:07:44.599 --> 01:07:46.559
because he like his initial reaction was going to be like,

1624
01:07:46.639 --> 01:07:47.719
yank my hand down, of course.

1625
01:07:47.800 --> 01:07:48.000
Yeah.

1626
01:07:48.239 --> 01:07:50.280
So yeah, that was a bit unpleased.

1627
01:07:50.360 --> 01:07:52.400
So that reminds me of two things. Oh no, one

1628
01:07:52.440 --> 01:07:55.400
for me and one from my buddy Michelle. Okay, one

1629
01:07:55.440 --> 01:07:58.719
was my mom. To this day, she'll feel she'll like

1630
01:07:58.800 --> 01:08:00.000
feel bad if this comes up.

1631
01:08:00.119 --> 01:08:00.599
Oh god.

1632
01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:03.079
But so when I my mom went to beauty school

1633
01:08:03.119 --> 01:08:04.760
for a year and then decided she didn't want to

1634
01:08:04.760 --> 01:08:06.880
be a hairdresser, which is a hilarious story in and

1635
01:08:06.920 --> 01:08:08.440
of itself. Because she went to beauty school for a

1636
01:08:08.440 --> 01:08:12.000
full year and realized had a great realization that touching

1637
01:08:12.119 --> 01:08:17.159
stranger's hair revolts her. No shit. She was like, this

1638
01:08:17.319 --> 01:08:20.920
is disgusting. I hate touching stranger's hair. Fair enough, it's disgusting. Yeah,

1639
01:08:21.079 --> 01:08:24.520
So obviously, you know, being in an esthetician wasn't for her.

1640
01:08:25.039 --> 01:08:27.439
So one of the ways we saved money when I

1641
01:08:27.479 --> 01:08:29.520
was a kid was she would cut my hair and

1642
01:08:29.560 --> 01:08:31.640
she could do a really good job because she did

1643
01:08:31.720 --> 01:08:35.560
learn how to cut hair. Yeah, and I never liked

1644
01:08:35.560 --> 01:08:37.199
getting my haircut when I was a kid. I was this.

1645
01:08:37.279 --> 01:08:39.239
I would have been like six or seven when this happened,

1646
01:08:39.279 --> 01:08:42.079
maybe even younger. I never liked to have my haircut,

1647
01:08:42.479 --> 01:08:45.039
but I would always, you know, I'd always let her

1648
01:08:45.039 --> 01:08:48.239
cut my hair or whatever. So she's doing she's cutting

1649
01:08:48.239 --> 01:08:50.479
my hair and she gets the trimmers out, and as

1650
01:08:50.520 --> 01:08:54.439
she's buzzing my hair, I start going, oh oh, and

1651
01:08:54.520 --> 01:08:56.720
my mom was like, oh, it is not that bad.

1652
01:08:56.800 --> 01:09:00.000
We're just getting your hair cut. She starts doing all like, ah,

1653
01:09:00.239 --> 01:09:02.840
stop it hurts, and she's like just stop. And then

1654
01:09:02.880 --> 01:09:06.279
she's like, this isn't cutting your hair very well. It

1655
01:09:06.359 --> 01:09:09.039
wasn't moving, so she was just ripping my hair out.

1656
01:09:09.640 --> 01:09:10.960
She was just dragging it through.

1657
01:09:11.119 --> 01:09:12.399
Yeah, I no wonder that would hurt.

1658
01:09:12.520 --> 01:09:16.199
Yeah, like a bitch, Yeah yeah, yeah. Yeah. She felt

1659
01:09:16.199 --> 01:09:18.520
really bad. She was like, oh, the blade's not moving.

1660
01:09:19.319 --> 01:09:21.640
I was like, yeah, why do you think I was screaming?

1661
01:09:21.680 --> 01:09:22.399
It paid.

1662
01:09:23.640 --> 01:09:27.840
Just pulsating. But this one's not as long because it's

1663
01:09:27.880 --> 01:09:30.439
not my story. But my buddy Michelle when she was

1664
01:09:30.479 --> 01:09:33.800
a kid, she used to to cry a lot and

1665
01:09:34.159 --> 01:09:36.800
get upset a lot, and one time she was it's

1666
01:09:36.840 --> 01:09:40.880
actually like such a perfect example of Michelle. She was

1667
01:09:41.239 --> 01:09:43.479
running through the neighborhood and there was a neighborhood boy

1668
01:09:43.520 --> 01:09:45.680
she was friends with, and he was chasing her and

1669
01:09:45.720 --> 01:09:48.079
she wanted him to catch her, so she decided to

1670
01:09:48.079 --> 01:09:50.119
fall on purpose so we could catch her. So she

1671
01:09:50.239 --> 01:09:53.159
did and dislocated her shoulder. Oh wait, no, no, no, no,

1672
01:09:53.319 --> 01:09:55.640
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no, no, she broke her arm.

1673
01:09:56.760 --> 01:09:58.920
I know, right, Why is that funnier? David, you're a

1674
01:09:58.920 --> 01:10:03.079
bad person. I won't know. Yeah, you know, it is perfect.

1675
01:10:03.159 --> 01:10:04.680
So she broke her arm and says she goes back

1676
01:10:04.720 --> 01:10:09.880
at her house and is like, my arm and he's like, okay, Michelle,

1677
01:10:09.920 --> 01:10:13.920
Now she's the oldest too, So she's the first kids like, oh, okay, Michelle,

1678
01:10:14.279 --> 01:10:16.039
just go sit down, it'll be fine. She's like, no,

1679
01:10:16.119 --> 01:10:19.800
it really hurts. He's like, just go relax, calm down.

1680
01:10:19.920 --> 01:10:23.039
She's like so, I don't know how long it was,

1681
01:10:23.079 --> 01:10:24.199
but I think she said it was like an hour

1682
01:10:24.319 --> 01:10:27.159
or two later she was like, it still really hurts.

1683
01:10:27.199 --> 01:10:28.960
He was like, they go to the doctor. He's like

1684
01:10:29.000 --> 01:10:34.640
it's broken, and he's like, oh no, yeah.

1685
01:10:34.319 --> 01:10:37.399
Yeah, that would be bad. Last last one. Did have

1686
01:10:37.520 --> 01:10:39.359
ever told you the story about what I wrecked?

1687
01:10:39.439 --> 01:10:39.880
The scooter?

1688
01:10:40.920 --> 01:10:42.680
Was it your razor scooter? No?

1689
01:10:42.359 --> 01:10:45.279
No, this was like this is a motorized Oh that's

1690
01:10:45.319 --> 01:10:46.159
way more dangerous.

1691
01:10:46.239 --> 01:10:47.399
Yeah, power.

1692
01:10:47.560 --> 01:10:48.319
Yeah.

1693
01:10:48.479 --> 01:10:51.720
So my dad had gotten this scooter. I don't know

1694
01:10:51.760 --> 01:10:52.960
if he I don't know if he'd gotten it in

1695
01:10:52.960 --> 01:10:53.600
a trade.

1696
01:10:53.439 --> 01:10:56.039
Or he had stolen, you know, from the Russian.

1697
01:10:56.479 --> 01:11:00.439
And we were at Dave's Services, and you know the

1698
01:11:00.479 --> 01:11:01.640
gravel lot and everything back there.

1699
01:11:01.680 --> 01:11:02.479
You've been there, so you know.

1700
01:11:03.000 --> 01:11:05.119
So we were right by that fence and area where

1701
01:11:05.119 --> 01:11:06.720
the parking lot is, but on the back where the

1702
01:11:06.760 --> 01:11:09.079
garage and the other garages. He's like, yeah, go ahead

1703
01:11:09.079 --> 01:11:12.600
and try it. I'd never ridden a motorcycle. I'd never ridden,

1704
01:11:12.880 --> 01:11:15.520
never driven, like, you know, anything that had the throttle.

1705
01:11:15.600 --> 01:11:17.880
I've had four wheelers, so I've had a button like that.

1706
01:11:17.960 --> 01:11:20.239
I've never had anything. So when you panic, Oh.

1707
01:11:20.119 --> 01:11:21.920
This is a scooter you stood on, right, this is

1708
01:11:21.920 --> 01:11:23.880
a scooter that you sit sat on.

1709
01:11:24.000 --> 01:11:24.960
Like a moped.

1710
01:11:25.039 --> 01:11:26.399
Okay, okay, I gotcha, gotcha.

1711
01:11:26.479 --> 01:11:28.680
So I've never had a throttle, so, you know, I

1712
01:11:28.720 --> 01:11:30.199
get on it and I'm like, you know, oh, it's

1713
01:11:30.199 --> 01:11:31.880
a little fast, so I want to stop. Well I start,

1714
01:11:31.960 --> 01:11:34.640
you know, panicking and like, you know, trying to pull

1715
01:11:34.680 --> 01:11:37.359
it back. Well, I ran right into the fence with

1716
01:11:37.439 --> 01:11:41.039
it and screwed it up pretty good, but also screwed

1717
01:11:41.079 --> 01:11:42.920
myself up to where I was bleeding and everything.

1718
01:11:43.359 --> 01:11:45.520
And we were joking. I literally joked about this. Actually

1719
01:11:45.520 --> 01:11:46.239
a couple of days ago.

1720
01:11:46.720 --> 01:11:49.560
Dad got pissed about the scooter despite the fact that

1721
01:11:49.600 --> 01:11:51.199
I'm on the ground bleeding.

1722
01:11:50.920 --> 01:11:52.720
And you're insured, not the scooter.

1723
01:11:52.840 --> 01:11:54.479
Now, my mom comes out and she's like Dave.

1724
01:11:56.439 --> 01:12:01.039
His dad's also named Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that that

1725
01:12:01.119 --> 01:12:04.159
sounds like something my stepdad would have said, Like I

1726
01:12:04.159 --> 01:12:05.880
would like, I would like run into a wally because

1727
01:12:05.920 --> 01:12:08.000
the wall. Okay, we laugh about.

1728
01:12:07.760 --> 01:12:09.760
A day, but like it was little, like, God, damn it, David,

1729
01:12:09.880 --> 01:12:10.239
did you.

1730
01:12:10.159 --> 01:12:12.640
Have to go to the hospital. No, Like, yeah, it'd

1731
01:12:12.640 --> 01:12:14.640
be so much funnier if you died, but they they'd

1732
01:12:14.720 --> 01:12:15.439
like resuscitated.

1733
01:12:15.520 --> 01:12:16.720
Nothing was as worse, and I didn't.

1734
01:12:16.720 --> 01:12:18.279
I didn't go to the hospital for this, But nothing

1735
01:12:18.319 --> 01:12:20.079
was as worse as I used to do. I used

1736
01:12:20.079 --> 01:12:23.199
to be the groundskeeper there and one day somebody had

1737
01:12:23.239 --> 01:12:26.199
thrown like several CDs into it into like the tall grass,

1738
01:12:26.319 --> 01:12:28.840
and I was mowing them and they hit my legs

1739
01:12:29.479 --> 01:12:30.600
and shrap them a little bit.

1740
01:12:30.600 --> 01:12:33.199
It's bad enough when there's like a thick stick or

1741
01:12:33.279 --> 01:12:37.239
rocks get tossed. Yeah. Well, since we're talking about childhood injuries,

1742
01:12:38.520 --> 01:12:40.960
have I ever told you the story about Okay, so

1743
01:12:41.000 --> 01:12:44.279
when you were a kid and you would play on

1744
01:12:44.359 --> 01:12:46.920
like monkey bars or something, what's the thing they always

1745
01:12:46.960 --> 01:12:50.239
threatened you would happen if you were reckless. Because for me,

1746
01:12:50.279 --> 01:12:51.640
I don't know if this is just a Kentucky thing

1747
01:12:51.680 --> 01:12:53.720
or if all parents said this, but I was always told,

1748
01:12:53.760 --> 01:12:55.520
like you do that you're gonna crack your head open.

1749
01:12:57.199 --> 01:13:00.840
You just hear the ad nausea, parents, grandparents, aunt uncle's, teachers,

1750
01:13:01.079 --> 01:13:02.159
You do that, You're gonna crack your out of it.

1751
01:13:02.199 --> 01:13:04.279
So anyway, I was on some monkey bars and I

1752
01:13:04.319 --> 01:13:06.640
got I finally got myself upside down. I'd always wanted

1753
01:13:06.680 --> 01:13:08.760
to be upside down. And then my hands slipped. I

1754
01:13:08.800 --> 01:13:11.720
cracked my head open. Oh jeez, I landed on a

1755
01:13:11.840 --> 01:13:15.279
rock and I cracked my head open. David.

1756
01:13:15.640 --> 01:13:18.640
I didn't crack my head open. But have you ever

1757
01:13:18.680 --> 01:13:22.119
gotten like the wind fiercely knocked out of you, like

1758
01:13:22.920 --> 01:13:26.039
to where like you fall on the ground and you

1759
01:13:26.079 --> 01:13:27.159
cannot catch your breath.

1760
01:13:27.279 --> 01:13:29.159
The reason I'm giving you that look, David.

1761
01:13:28.960 --> 01:13:30.159
Is because you just cracked your head open.

1762
01:13:30.239 --> 01:13:33.479
Well, first of all, I got five stitches. Yeah, No,

1763
01:13:33.520 --> 01:13:36.760
I mean I literally cracked my hea open. Like I

1764
01:13:36.760 --> 01:13:38.399
I walked to the back door. This was at my

1765
01:13:38.439 --> 01:13:41.039
babysitter's house, and the knocked on my and I literally

1766
01:13:41.119 --> 01:13:43.079
like I fell off the jungleed him and she screamed.

1767
01:13:43.079 --> 01:13:45.600
I was covered in blood. I had no idea anyway.

1768
01:13:45.640 --> 01:13:48.560
But to your point, the reason I was giving you

1769
01:13:48.560 --> 01:13:51.119
that look abou knocked out of you? Is, Yes, what

1770
01:13:51.279 --> 01:13:55.640
is the only education I ever completed? Professional wrestling school? Yes,

1771
01:13:55.840 --> 01:13:56.520
many times.

1772
01:13:56.279 --> 01:13:57.920
Your monkey bars story made me think of this.

1773
01:13:57.960 --> 01:14:00.479
I was at I was at my preschool, and they

1774
01:14:00.520 --> 01:14:02.399
even told us, like, you know, no jumping the monkey

1775
01:14:02.439 --> 01:14:04.279
bars because you would try and swing and jump on

1776
01:14:04.279 --> 01:14:07.199
to the next one. I was doing really good, and

1777
01:14:07.199 --> 01:14:09.079
then I got to that fourth one and missed and

1778
01:14:09.119 --> 01:14:11.720
completely went down, like onto the ground like as a

1779
01:14:11.760 --> 01:14:13.760
little kid, and like I remember feeling like.

1780
01:14:13.720 --> 01:14:16.399
Oh, I'm dead, Like that's that was like the instant

1781
01:14:16.399 --> 01:14:17.239
thing I.

1782
01:14:17.239 --> 01:14:20.439
Used to get shoved off the playground equipment by bullies. Yeah,

1783
01:14:20.399 --> 01:14:22.600
m and I remember many times where you hit just

1784
01:14:23.760 --> 01:14:27.439
But this sounds so sad because it is I got

1785
01:14:27.560 --> 01:14:29.079
used to it. I mean not like used to it,

1786
01:14:29.119 --> 01:14:30.760
like it was fine, but I got used to it,

1787
01:14:30.760 --> 01:14:32.840
as in I would hit the ground really hard and

1788
01:14:32.920 --> 01:14:35.079
feel that all the airs out of me, and I

1789
01:14:35.119 --> 01:14:37.199
would be like, I'm not dying. Yeah, it's just what

1790
01:14:37.319 --> 01:14:40.399
happens when assholes shoved you off the fucking jungle gym

1791
01:14:40.439 --> 01:14:44.399
and you land on grass. So they were really nice kids.

1792
01:14:44.479 --> 01:14:46.359
Last story, did I ever tell you about the year

1793
01:14:46.439 --> 01:14:48.000
that my sister and I sent each other to the

1794
01:14:48.039 --> 01:14:52.199
emergency room on different holidays, like as a gift, So

1795
01:14:53.479 --> 01:14:56.159
Christmas Eve one year, I can't remember the specific year

1796
01:14:56.199 --> 01:14:58.000
it was, but Christmas Eve, we were at my aunt

1797
01:14:58.079 --> 01:15:00.119
Barb's house and the kids were upstairs.

1798
01:15:00.119 --> 01:15:01.560
There was like a Nintendo.

1799
01:15:01.199 --> 01:15:08.079
Age five or six and her she's three years older,

1800
01:15:08.159 --> 01:15:12.640
so yeah eight nine. Yeah, so you know, kids being kids.

1801
01:15:12.640 --> 01:15:15.479
There's two beds up there. It's it's my uncle's old room.

1802
01:15:15.600 --> 01:15:17.920
So the brothers were up there and we were jumping

1803
01:15:17.920 --> 01:15:18.680
from bed to bed.

1804
01:15:18.920 --> 01:15:21.119
Of course, you know that's what you know, Yeah.

1805
01:15:20.920 --> 01:15:23.159
Nights standing between and you know, then it became at

1806
01:15:23.159 --> 01:15:24.319
one point, you know, it was just like, well we

1807
01:15:24.359 --> 01:15:26.319
could push each other when we like jump at each other.

1808
01:15:26.359 --> 01:15:29.960
And then she pushed me too hard and my head

1809
01:15:29.960 --> 01:15:33.039
went into the back of the night stand. Yeah, so

1810
01:15:33.239 --> 01:15:35.279
immediately I was just like ow that hurt.

1811
01:15:35.960 --> 01:15:38.920
Yes, took my hand away, blood crying, and then Eric

1812
01:15:39.000 --> 01:15:40.319
is like, let's go find mom and dad. So we

1813
01:15:40.359 --> 01:15:42.520
go downstairs. I go to the emergency room on New

1814
01:15:42.560 --> 01:15:45.319
Years or on the Christmas Eve, get stitches. So then

1815
01:15:45.359 --> 01:15:48.800
that year Memorial Day, we're at my cousin Jimmy's house

1816
01:15:48.960 --> 01:15:52.960
and we're playing croquet and I decided to tiger woods

1817
01:15:52.960 --> 01:15:58.560
it with the ballot behind me, not realizing that my

1818
01:15:58.640 --> 01:16:00.680
sister was behind me. So I could like that and

1819
01:16:00.720 --> 01:16:05.119
I get some resistance like punk, and Erica goes like oh, David,

1820
01:16:05.199 --> 01:16:07.039
and I'm like, oh, like I'm sorry. Well, then I

1821
01:16:07.079 --> 01:16:09.079
hear her go over to my parents and like she's like,

1822
01:16:09.079 --> 01:16:10.720
you know, my face hurts an air and my mom's like,

1823
01:16:10.760 --> 01:16:13.800
oh my god, Erica, you're bleeding. And I cracked her

1824
01:16:13.840 --> 01:16:15.319
like right across, like she still has the scar to

1825
01:16:15.359 --> 01:16:16.680
this day, like right here.

1826
01:16:16.760 --> 01:16:17.000
Yeah.

1827
01:16:17.079 --> 01:16:19.439
So because your scalp and your eyebrow are so easy

1828
01:16:19.479 --> 01:16:22.520
to split too, that's actually that makes me laugh because, uh,

1829
01:16:23.199 --> 01:16:26.239
I asked my mom why everybody was freaking out so

1830
01:16:26.279 --> 01:16:28.479
bad after I cracked my head open, and she said, well,

1831
01:16:28.520 --> 01:16:30.720
there was a lot of blood. I don't remember that, yeah,

1832
01:16:30.840 --> 01:16:31.960
but she was like there's a lot of blood. I

1833
01:16:32.000 --> 01:16:34.760
was like, yeas scalpulons do that. And she was like, Ricky,

1834
01:16:34.840 --> 01:16:38.920
your forehead was split open, and I was like my

1835
01:16:39.199 --> 01:16:42.600
forehead and she was like yeah, it was scary.

1836
01:16:42.720 --> 01:16:43.640
Yeah, I bet yeah.

1837
01:16:43.640 --> 01:16:45.479
And then my stepdad was like you look like Frankenstein.

1838
01:16:46.520 --> 01:16:50.640
Sounds like yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, what do

1839
01:16:50.640 --> 01:16:52.199
you want? You know? But I don't know how old

1840
01:16:52.239 --> 01:16:54.399
I was, but I don't remember a lot actually before

1841
01:16:54.439 --> 01:16:55.039
that or after that.

1842
01:16:55.159 --> 01:16:57.159
The best was to wrap that story up, was that

1843
01:16:57.279 --> 01:16:59.640
year my aunt Barb had always has an annual four

1844
01:16:59.640 --> 01:17:02.520
the July party, and it was like right, a couple

1845
01:17:02.640 --> 01:17:04.279
hours into it and she goes, ladies.

1846
01:17:04.159 --> 01:17:05.399
Gentlemen, I just want to make announcement.

1847
01:17:05.439 --> 01:17:07.640
It is now like three PM and Dave and Sean

1848
01:17:07.720 --> 01:17:13.079
have not been to the emergency room yet. Yeah, because

1849
01:17:13.119 --> 01:17:15.439
those were both Those were both gatherings on my dad's

1850
01:17:15.479 --> 01:17:16.720
side of the family where that was.

1851
01:17:17.239 --> 01:17:19.359
So after all these years, you still stick into the

1852
01:17:19.439 --> 01:17:21.399
You didn't know she's behind you, huh? I did not.

1853
01:17:22.159 --> 01:17:24.880
I swear I did not as your as your friend,

1854
01:17:25.359 --> 01:17:27.279
I don't know if I believe you, but as your attorney,

1855
01:17:27.279 --> 01:17:28.079
I'm proud of you.

1856
01:17:28.159 --> 01:17:30.760
I did not sticking to stick into that store.

1857
01:17:31.359 --> 01:17:33.920
I like the thing is like to like, I I

1858
01:17:33.960 --> 01:17:36.119
didn't watch golf, Like I really didn't even know who

1859
01:17:36.159 --> 01:17:38.760
Tiger once was. I just took the mallet and was like,

1860
01:17:38.760 --> 01:17:41.199
I'm gonna hit this ball. No, I clocked my sister

1861
01:17:41.279 --> 01:17:41.840
right in the head.

1862
01:17:42.279 --> 01:17:45.239
So in a way, I mean, you scored it a double.

1863
01:17:45.279 --> 01:17:47.359
I don't know how croquet works, but I don't.

1864
01:17:47.279 --> 01:17:49.560
Know the rules anymore. Oh, we just try and knock

1865
01:17:49.600 --> 01:17:51.479
the ball through the through the hoop.

1866
01:17:51.479 --> 01:17:53.800
I think you want to hit a stick. Eventually you can.

1867
01:17:53.960 --> 01:17:55.520
You go through all the hoops and then you hit

1868
01:17:55.560 --> 01:17:55.880
a stick.

1869
01:17:55.920 --> 01:17:57.960
I have not played croquet since I hit single or

1870
01:17:58.279 --> 01:18:02.279
double digits. To be honest, we used to have croquet

1871
01:18:02.319 --> 01:18:03.760
said a lot of like we had. We went through

1872
01:18:03.800 --> 01:18:05.439
at least two of them when it's say growing up.

1873
01:18:05.560 --> 01:18:06.920
Because they kept geting covered in blood.

1874
01:18:08.479 --> 01:18:11.600
Well, croquet mallet's actually with Jack Nicholson or what Jack

1875
01:18:11.960 --> 01:18:16.239
not napier Jack Torrance Torrance, Yeah, using the novel Yeah,

1876
01:18:16.439 --> 01:18:19.520
and then Stephen King to the mcgarris one.

1877
01:18:19.760 --> 01:18:22.079
Yeah, which was a little bit more faithful. Yeah, that's

1878
01:18:22.119 --> 01:18:23.920
why the child gang Bang is still in it.

1879
01:18:24.039 --> 01:18:24.920
That's not that story.

1880
01:18:25.439 --> 01:18:26.920
I thought it was all of Stephen King's story.

1881
01:18:26.960 --> 01:18:27.960
No, no Greece or gang Bang.

1882
01:18:28.159 --> 01:18:31.359
Oh yeah, that checks out, Oh, Stevie King.

1883
01:18:31.800 --> 01:18:33.680
So by this point, Larry and Rachel have had their

1884
01:18:33.720 --> 01:18:35.920
car stopped and Chester is walking up on them.

1885
01:18:36.319 --> 01:18:39.039
The entire reason I started this, and I didn't tell

1886
01:18:39.079 --> 01:18:39.640
you the story.

1887
01:18:39.760 --> 01:18:40.159
Here we go.

1888
01:18:42.479 --> 01:18:44.439
That's so funny. I didn't even I didn't even get you.

1889
01:18:44.520 --> 01:18:46.439
I didn't even tell you why I was bringing it up. Yeah,

1890
01:18:46.760 --> 01:18:50.640
So my mom and my stepdad they liked to go

1891
01:18:50.920 --> 01:18:54.239
and visit my aunt and uncle, my cousin Jeff's parents Jeff,

1892
01:18:55.159 --> 01:18:58.399
and they would all well, first of all, my cousin

1893
01:18:58.479 --> 01:19:03.399
Jeff was a little shit and he taught me horrible

1894
01:19:03.479 --> 01:19:04.960
things when I was a kid, and he loved it.

1895
01:19:05.039 --> 01:19:06.479
He was only I think he's only four years older

1896
01:19:06.479 --> 01:19:10.039
than me. One of the things he figured out was

1897
01:19:10.319 --> 01:19:13.720
if we just started, he would literally tell me go

1898
01:19:13.840 --> 01:19:15.640
into the living room because they're all sitting in there,

1899
01:19:15.680 --> 01:19:18.600
like smoking cigarettes and drinking beers and they're all, you know, toasted,

1900
01:19:18.920 --> 01:19:20.600
And he'd be like, go out there and just start complaining,

1901
01:19:20.680 --> 01:19:25.359
report and they'll give you money. It works because he

1902
01:19:25.399 --> 01:19:27.439
had figured it out because we started doing that at first,

1903
01:19:27.479 --> 01:19:29.359
when we go to Marian's Pizza and they'd all start

1904
01:19:29.439 --> 01:19:30.279
drinking and having fun.

1905
01:19:30.439 --> 01:19:32.560
We'd come and we we'd arcade money.

1906
01:19:32.920 --> 01:19:34.640
But we would literally go into the arcade and just

1907
01:19:34.720 --> 01:19:37.279
stand there for like three minutes, and then they would

1908
01:19:37.279 --> 01:19:40.359
ask for more money to play arcade games. Wow. Oh,

1909
01:19:40.439 --> 01:19:41.960
it's so. It's almost as good as like driving your

1910
01:19:42.000 --> 01:19:43.880
drunk buddy in a circle and saying we need gas.

1911
01:19:44.159 --> 01:19:44.600
Three times.

1912
01:19:44.720 --> 01:19:45.159
Yeah, But.

1913
01:19:46.640 --> 01:19:50.520
That wasn't the only shittery he'd get me into There

1914
01:19:50.600 --> 01:19:52.359
was a birthday party, I think it was at his house,

1915
01:19:52.760 --> 01:19:55.119
and we stole a bunch of the balloons that hadn't

1916
01:19:55.119 --> 01:19:58.119
been used, that weren't inflated. We filled them up and

1917
01:19:58.199 --> 01:20:00.960
we put them behind everybody's tires so when they left,

1918
01:20:01.000 --> 01:20:06.319
they heard like loud pop sounds. And I will say,

1919
01:20:07.039 --> 01:20:09.600
I will say he took the fall on that one.

1920
01:20:10.319 --> 01:20:12.720
He did not. Yeah, I mean, of course, I was

1921
01:20:12.800 --> 01:20:14.720
literally just doing what he told me. He was the

1922
01:20:14.760 --> 01:20:17.680
cool older kid. Yeah, but yeah, we put that just

1923
01:20:17.760 --> 01:20:19.239
made me think of it because of the kazoos and

1924
01:20:19.279 --> 01:20:21.560
the tailpipe made me think of it made me think

1925
01:20:21.600 --> 01:20:23.600
of that. Also, there's no way that the tailpipe could

1926
01:20:23.600 --> 01:20:26.000
actually make the kazoos make a sound, because you have

1927
01:20:26.079 --> 01:20:28.239
to hum. To make kazoos make a sound, you have

1928
01:20:28.279 --> 01:20:30.920
to hum into the mual blow you hum. One time,

1929
01:20:31.119 --> 01:20:32.359
I was trying to learn how to be a good

1930
01:20:32.399 --> 01:20:35.159
kazoo player, and I accidentally was playing so intensely accident

1931
01:20:35.199 --> 01:20:38.279
inhaled and pulled the little piece of plastic that vibrates

1932
01:20:38.560 --> 01:20:40.680
into my throat. Oh God, I was alone in my house.

1933
01:20:40.720 --> 01:20:41.840
I wish I could say I was a kid. I

1934
01:20:41.880 --> 01:20:44.279
was twenty one. I was living alone in Jersey, and

1935
01:20:44.399 --> 01:20:46.760
I sat there hacking and coughing and hacking and coughing

1936
01:20:46.800 --> 01:20:49.039
until it finally came out. And then I just stared

1937
01:20:49.039 --> 01:20:50.039
at it and I was like, you know, if that

1938
01:20:50.079 --> 01:20:52.319
had been the end of me, how poetic.

1939
01:20:52.439 --> 01:20:53.840
I gotta tell you about the time I swallowed a

1940
01:20:53.840 --> 01:20:59.600
cigarette butt. Which time, So I was driving probably on

1941
01:20:59.680 --> 01:21:02.720
seven five, and I'd finished my butt and I went

1942
01:21:02.800 --> 01:21:05.039
to throw it out the window, and the wind caught

1943
01:21:05.079 --> 01:21:06.960
it and blew it right back into my mouth.

1944
01:21:07.159 --> 01:21:07.840
That's funny.

1945
01:21:08.000 --> 01:21:12.359
And I didn't puke by force or by by but

1946
01:21:12.439 --> 01:21:15.359
what I didn't puke unless it was by choice. So

1947
01:21:15.520 --> 01:21:18.479
I pulled over to the side and stuck my fingers

1948
01:21:18.560 --> 01:21:21.359
down its like full Oh it went down. Yeah, and

1949
01:21:21.439 --> 01:21:24.279
thank god it wasn't on fire. Well I would have

1950
01:21:24.279 --> 01:21:25.680
went out, but it would have burned a little bit.

1951
01:21:26.800 --> 01:21:28.039
They're not that hard to put out.

1952
01:21:28.119 --> 01:21:30.039
I I was still an embarrassing moment.

1953
01:21:30.319 --> 01:21:32.199
You think no one saw it, so no one knew,

1954
01:21:32.359 --> 01:21:34.640
and yet you tell the story. Yeah, that's that's been

1955
01:21:34.720 --> 01:21:40.600
a while ago. Yeah, Thursday, two weeks so so so

1956
01:21:41.600 --> 01:21:43.720
so the car stopped and that's when they get out

1957
01:21:43.760 --> 01:21:46.199
and start running. And by this point, of course, Larry's injured.

1958
01:21:46.199 --> 01:21:48.520
He's been taste several times, so he's going pretty slow.

1959
01:21:48.640 --> 01:21:50.560
So he ends up collapsing on the ground and we

1960
01:21:50.680 --> 01:21:54.319
see Chesters carrying a doctor's bag with him this time.

1961
01:21:54.359 --> 01:21:56.159
Yeah, which I'm sure is because he's helpful.

1962
01:21:56.239 --> 01:21:57.119
Yes, totally helpful.

1963
01:21:57.159 --> 01:21:58.640
He's got a gun in a doctor's bag and he

1964
01:21:58.720 --> 01:22:01.720
pulls the bag open and gets a little like face mask.

1965
01:22:01.800 --> 01:22:04.439
Oh yeah, yeah, face mask, puts it on Larry and

1966
01:22:04.520 --> 01:22:06.199
starts pumping and she and Rachel's like, what is that.

1967
01:22:06.239 --> 01:22:08.920
He's like, good, laughing gas, of course, so she picks

1968
01:22:09.000 --> 01:22:12.000
up the gun, goes to fire on him, but it's

1969
01:22:12.159 --> 01:22:14.479
all six chambers are empty, so she clicks it and

1970
01:22:14.560 --> 01:22:16.600
then that's when he tackles her, puts the gas on her,

1971
01:22:17.079 --> 01:22:19.680
and everybody takes a nice little trip to Lalla, a

1972
01:22:19.720 --> 01:22:24.800
little relaxing Naperino naparino indeed. So Larry comes to his

1973
01:22:24.920 --> 01:22:27.279
body is completely numb. He's floating on the raft in

1974
01:22:27.319 --> 01:22:30.000
the pool, and we see that Chester is just enjoying himself,

1975
01:22:30.399 --> 01:22:31.720
surrounded by the bodies of.

1976
01:22:31.800 --> 01:22:33.640
Jerry, the sheriff, Johnny and Sherry.

1977
01:22:33.680 --> 01:22:36.479
They're all decked out in and Luau attire, and he's

1978
01:22:36.600 --> 01:22:37.800
enjoyed a pineapple drink.

1979
01:22:38.039 --> 01:22:38.439
Of course.

1980
01:22:38.560 --> 01:22:41.159
Yeah, what else you gonna do on a nice dancing

1981
01:22:41.199 --> 01:22:42.039
in the Moonlight's plan?

1982
01:22:42.520 --> 01:22:43.920
It is so perfect.

1983
01:22:45.600 --> 01:22:47.359
So that's when Chester tells him, you know, hey, man,

1984
01:22:47.439 --> 01:22:49.079
be careful, like you know, your body's not heal. I

1985
01:22:49.119 --> 01:22:50.560
don't want you to fall off the raft and drown.

1986
01:22:50.640 --> 01:22:52.439
He pulls him out of the pool and Larry's still

1987
01:22:52.479 --> 01:22:54.760
coming down from all this, and that's when Larry asks,

1988
01:22:54.760 --> 01:22:55.640
you know, well, where's Rachel.

1989
01:22:55.680 --> 01:22:57.319
And he's like, oh, well, you know, she's just changing.

1990
01:22:57.479 --> 01:22:58.439
Well let's go and see her.

1991
01:22:58.680 --> 01:23:01.760
Yeah, So he he's walking him over to the to

1992
01:23:01.880 --> 01:23:03.600
the hotel room and he's like, you know, and now, buddy,

1993
01:23:03.800 --> 01:23:05.680
you know, I want you to know you fuck things up,

1994
01:23:05.800 --> 01:23:07.560
Like I had a huge plan, but you guys kind

1995
01:23:07.560 --> 01:23:08.119
of fuck things up.

1996
01:23:08.119 --> 01:23:10.279
But you know what, it's okay, We're gonna adapt.

1997
01:23:10.520 --> 01:23:12.479
Yeah, of course, And that's when he takes him into

1998
01:23:12.479 --> 01:23:15.399
the hotel room, sits him down, and he wants him

1999
01:23:15.600 --> 01:23:19.199
to basically explain who he is, because by this point

2000
01:23:19.199 --> 01:23:21.399
he's also gave him a little shot of mascow mescal

2001
01:23:21.560 --> 01:23:26.399
along with the laughing gas, and Larry's feeling no pain,

2002
01:23:26.560 --> 01:23:30.560
and he basically confesses that he is programming Flaw and

2003
01:23:30.840 --> 01:23:32.520
that he has done all these horrible things.

2004
01:23:32.800 --> 01:23:34.840
Programming Flaw is alter ego. It's who he can be.

2005
01:23:34.960 --> 01:23:38.079
He's full of bitterness, and that was the persona he created.

2006
01:23:38.159 --> 01:23:41.039
And while this is happening, Chester's filling this on Larry's phone,

2007
01:23:42.239 --> 01:23:44.079
and that's when he's like, you know, all right, man,

2008
01:23:44.159 --> 01:23:45.119
you know, I'm so proud of you.

2009
01:23:45.159 --> 01:23:46.800
I can't believe you did that. And Larry's like, you know, what,

2010
01:23:46.880 --> 01:23:48.600
can I see Rachel? He's like, yeah, yeah, go ahead on.

2011
01:23:48.720 --> 01:23:52.359
She's just in there, Rachel, come on out. Nothing happens.

2012
01:23:53.680 --> 01:23:59.279
So he opens the bathroom door and immediately is just crushed, sad, crying.

2013
01:23:59.359 --> 01:24:00.880
He's like, you know, no, oh no, no, no no,

2014
01:24:01.439 --> 01:24:03.439
and we see that Rachel's been strangled. He's put a

2015
01:24:03.520 --> 01:24:05.640
mask on her, that he takes off, a wig on her, and.

2016
01:24:06.319 --> 01:24:07.000
There's no doubt.

2017
01:24:07.119 --> 01:24:10.800
She is cold. She's gray, she is gray, blue, gray,

2018
01:24:10.880 --> 01:24:11.720
whatever you want to call it.

2019
01:24:12.239 --> 01:24:15.680
And now is when the laughing stops. Yeah, the laughing

2020
01:24:15.760 --> 01:24:16.840
stop for the audience.

2021
01:24:17.159 --> 01:24:19.800
No, the crying, the crying stops because he starts crying

2022
01:24:19.840 --> 01:24:21.199
and he's like, you know, you said she was okay,

2023
01:24:21.199 --> 01:24:22.319
and he's like, well, I had to have a little

2024
01:24:22.359 --> 01:24:23.239
insurance policy.

2025
01:24:23.520 --> 01:24:24.840
I mean, yeah, a lot of things.

2026
01:24:25.079 --> 01:24:28.800
Yeah, so Larry is just fetal position balling, and that's

2027
01:24:28.840 --> 01:24:33.119
when suddenly the balling turns to laughter and Chester at first,

2028
01:24:33.159 --> 01:24:34.600
who's smoking a cigaret on the bed. It is just like,

2029
01:24:34.640 --> 01:24:36.439
you know what's going on? Man, He's like, it's it's

2030
01:24:36.600 --> 01:24:38.600
really funny. He's like, you know, this whole thing has

2031
01:24:38.640 --> 01:24:40.600
been funny, like you know, of course those people died.

2032
01:24:40.640 --> 01:24:42.439
They didn't get it. This is a great joke. You're

2033
01:24:42.840 --> 01:24:45.439
really funny. He's lost it by this point.

2034
01:24:45.560 --> 01:24:50.520
Yes, so, and this is where the film flies into

2035
01:24:50.600 --> 01:24:54.840
its final lives and its final conclusion really really wild,

2036
01:24:55.079 --> 01:24:57.720
yeah and perfect. Just such a smart way to go

2037
01:24:57.840 --> 01:24:58.319
with the film.

2038
01:24:58.760 --> 01:25:01.399
So that's when he also confesses that he posted his

2039
01:25:01.560 --> 01:25:04.319
confession to Cindy's page and also made it on his

2040
01:25:04.399 --> 01:25:07.279
account and admitted that he's programming flaw and everybody is

2041
01:25:07.600 --> 01:25:09.399
flying at him in the comments that he's pathetic.

2042
01:25:09.560 --> 01:25:11.760
Oh here's one of my favorite ones. It just says die,

2043
01:25:13.439 --> 01:25:14.239
that's a good comment.

2044
01:25:14.359 --> 01:25:16.399
Cindy even comments and is just like, you're so pathetic.

2045
01:25:16.479 --> 01:25:21.039
I never loved you, you know, I never liked that. Yeah,

2046
01:25:22.199 --> 01:25:24.119
so That's when you know, he's like, you know, Chester,

2047
01:25:24.199 --> 01:25:26.560
you're hilarious. You know all the everything that's been a night.

2048
01:25:26.600 --> 01:25:28.319
You know, it's been a great breath of fresh air.

2049
01:25:28.439 --> 01:25:30.359
But all you know, Larry, all good things must come

2050
01:25:30.399 --> 01:25:31.800
to an end. And Chester goes to pull a gun

2051
01:25:31.800 --> 01:25:33.359
on him and he's like, oh, this is this can't

2052
01:25:33.359 --> 01:25:35.840
be the end. He's like, I got an idea. What

2053
01:25:36.039 --> 01:25:38.760
if we crash the wedding. We take my sister's body,

2054
01:25:38.920 --> 01:25:40.560
you and me, you know, the wedding's on a hill,

2055
01:25:40.640 --> 01:25:44.000
will go there. And Chester is just immediately just like, yeah,

2056
01:25:44.000 --> 01:25:47.239
well let's do this, man. So they're carrying Rachel's body

2057
01:25:47.279 --> 01:25:48.640
out through the parking lot and that's when he's like,

2058
01:25:48.640 --> 01:25:50.239
you know, we'll take Rachel's car and Chester's like are

2059
01:25:50.279 --> 01:25:52.279
you sure, and he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll drive,

2060
01:25:52.479 --> 01:25:52.880
I'll drive.

2061
01:25:52.920 --> 01:25:54.600
Don't worry. Rachel would never let you drive.

2062
01:25:54.600 --> 01:25:58.680
Well here's the thing. So now Larry's basically insane. So

2063
01:25:58.760 --> 01:26:01.319
he's like, she would never let you drive her car?

2064
01:26:01.800 --> 01:26:03.479
Is that okay? Rate, they're like talking.

2065
01:26:03.359 --> 01:26:05.479
Talk the course which they put in the back seat,

2066
01:26:05.520 --> 01:26:06.439
and did we skip.

2067
01:26:06.279 --> 01:26:09.079
The ayahuasca part? No? I just said, oh sorry, I

2068
01:26:09.119 --> 01:26:10.279
just want to make sure we got that. Yeah. So

2069
01:26:10.359 --> 01:26:12.399
also there's these weird moments where they're talking to each

2070
01:26:12.399 --> 01:26:16.079
other and their eyes are getting bigger. Now things are shifting.

2071
01:26:16.279 --> 01:26:18.680
Knowing that a music the music video director is the

2072
01:26:18.720 --> 01:26:20.399
one behind this makes a lot more sense on this

2073
01:26:20.479 --> 01:26:20.880
watch too.

2074
01:26:21.840 --> 01:26:22.399
I could see that.

2075
01:26:22.600 --> 01:26:22.800
Yeah.

2076
01:26:23.359 --> 01:26:25.720
So that's when they get in the car, they start driving,

2077
01:26:25.760 --> 01:26:28.680
they leave the motel, and that's when Larry behind the wheel,

2078
01:26:28.720 --> 01:26:30.319
is like, hey, Chester, can I tell you a joke?

2079
01:26:30.680 --> 01:26:32.640
And he's like, yeah, man, of course I love this

2080
01:26:32.880 --> 01:26:34.800
ending is so good. And he's like, there's two guys.

2081
01:26:34.920 --> 01:26:38.720
We'll call him Chester driving the car. We'll call him

2082
01:26:38.760 --> 01:26:41.640
Chester and Larry. All right, well you know what what's

2083
01:26:41.720 --> 01:26:42.159
a what?

2084
01:26:42.319 --> 01:26:42.560
What is?

2085
01:26:42.720 --> 01:26:44.159
I can't remember the exact chess.

2086
01:26:44.520 --> 01:26:47.159
Chester's eating it up. I'll take the lead on. So

2087
01:26:47.199 --> 01:26:49.479
he's like, so two idiots are driving a car. He's like, yeah,

2088
01:26:49.760 --> 01:26:51.960
he's like just driving down the road. We'll call him

2089
01:26:52.239 --> 01:26:55.800
Chester and Larry. He's like, okay, okay, He's like, and

2090
01:26:56.039 --> 01:26:58.520
his sister's in the back seat, but she's not saying

2091
01:26:58.600 --> 01:27:03.239
much of any don't interrupt the punchline, Rachel. He's like, so,

2092
01:27:03.960 --> 01:27:07.800
as you're driving down the road, Larry looks to Chester

2093
01:27:07.920 --> 01:27:10.520
and says, hey, Chester, who do you wish you were

2094
01:27:10.640 --> 01:27:14.199
right now? And he's like what, Chester says what? So

2095
01:27:14.359 --> 01:27:19.279
he goes what and he's like, well, Chester should wish

2096
01:27:19.359 --> 01:27:23.199
he was Rachel's dog, Hercules, Hercules. And then Chester said

2097
01:27:23.279 --> 01:27:25.800
why would I want to be Hercules? So then Chester goes, well,

2098
01:27:25.840 --> 01:27:27.199
why would I want to be here? I love that.

2099
01:27:27.279 --> 01:27:29.720
I love this part because when he says what Chester says,

2100
01:27:29.800 --> 01:27:31.960
the joke Chester plays because he's loving, He's.

2101
01:27:31.840 --> 01:27:34.199
Loving, it's loving. It's a wild card for him.

2102
01:27:34.279 --> 01:27:36.279
So that's when he goes he goes into well, you know,

2103
01:27:36.439 --> 01:27:38.279
Rachel loved this dog, you know, loved it a little

2104
01:27:38.319 --> 01:27:38.920
too much, might.

2105
01:27:38.840 --> 01:27:41.680
Say, even maybe loved it more than her me and me,

2106
01:27:42.359 --> 01:27:43.279
which is really sad.

2107
01:27:43.479 --> 01:27:46.159
Well, because she's dead, you mean y Yeah, No, it's

2108
01:27:46.159 --> 01:27:48.760
it's super sad because it's very clear that she was

2109
01:27:48.840 --> 01:27:51.680
the one real thing brand yeah, that he had going

2110
01:27:51.760 --> 01:27:52.399
for him. Yeah.

2111
01:27:52.680 --> 01:27:54.600
So that's when he's like, you know, and Rachel loved

2112
01:27:54.600 --> 01:27:56.760
this dog so much that you know, she had him

2113
01:27:56.800 --> 01:27:59.760
ride in the front seat with him, even made some alterations.

2114
01:27:59.239 --> 01:28:01.520
To the car. Yeah, because even though it was illegal,

2115
01:28:02.319 --> 01:28:04.199
she buckle him in yep. And we meet.

2116
01:28:04.960 --> 01:28:07.119
We see shots of this wall, little dog.

2117
01:28:07.079 --> 01:28:09.159
Being buckled up in this front seat. He's like, so

2118
01:28:09.279 --> 01:28:11.159
she made a little alteration of the car. You see.

2119
01:28:11.520 --> 01:28:13.479
She didn't want hercules to get hurt, so when he

2120
01:28:13.600 --> 01:28:17.840
was buckled in, she disabled the passenger side airbags.

2121
01:28:18.439 --> 01:28:20.199
And Chess is like, you know, oh did she? And

2122
01:28:20.239 --> 01:28:22.600
he's like yeah, He's like, so, what's the punchline. The

2123
01:28:22.680 --> 01:28:25.720
punchline is, I'm gonna drive us into this fucking wall, and.

2124
01:28:26.159 --> 01:28:28.279
He just starts the inser speed up. Now, of course,

2125
01:28:28.479 --> 01:28:30.039
this whole time, Chester has a gun on h Yeah,

2126
01:28:30.159 --> 01:28:31.119
and he's like, you wouldn't do.

2127
01:28:31.159 --> 01:28:33.880
That, and he's like, He's like, Larry wouldn't. Larry wouldn't

2128
01:28:34.039 --> 01:28:37.439
put on a programming flaw. And then it just hits

2129
01:28:37.479 --> 01:28:37.800
the wall.

2130
01:28:37.840 --> 01:28:40.760
But they cut to this cutaway of this this dog

2131
01:28:41.000 --> 01:28:43.239
plush in this carrier that hits this wall and gets

2132
01:28:43.279 --> 01:28:44.279
thrown and.

2133
01:28:44.359 --> 01:28:48.239
Then that's it. That is twenty nineteen's I'm just fucking

2134
01:28:48.279 --> 01:28:48.520
with it.

2135
01:28:48.760 --> 01:28:50.680
And the reason I love that is, first of all,

2136
01:28:50.720 --> 01:28:57.359
the joke, it's it's perfectly done. Yeah, but think about Larry, Larry,

2137
01:28:57.560 --> 01:29:01.000
who is I'm gonna pose this to you, who's the

2138
01:29:01.199 --> 01:29:02.800
what's the most dangerous kind of.

2139
01:29:02.920 --> 01:29:08.720
Person, somebody who doesn't care about anyone. Yeah, someone who

2140
01:29:08.720 --> 01:29:12.199
has nothing, nothing to lose. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no,

2141
01:29:12.359 --> 01:29:13.560
he's he's he's got nothing.

2142
01:29:13.960 --> 01:29:16.359
I mean he he might survive the crash, but who cares.

2143
01:29:16.479 --> 01:29:18.439
What I love about the end credits is that we

2144
01:29:18.600 --> 01:29:23.159
see that, like through natural Reddit and and Internet Detective fame,

2145
01:29:23.399 --> 01:29:26.159
he becomes the number one suspect, and that there might

2146
01:29:26.199 --> 01:29:27.920
have been Rachel might have been his accomplice.

2147
01:29:28.000 --> 01:29:30.279
Like there's no mention of Chester whatsoever. It's all pinned

2148
01:29:30.319 --> 01:29:31.119
on Larry and Rachel.

2149
01:29:31.159 --> 01:29:31.560
Oh yeah.

2150
01:29:32.000 --> 01:29:33.960
So like we see through the credits and we also

2151
01:29:34.000 --> 01:29:36.239
see the programming flaws back, which I don't know if

2152
01:29:36.239 --> 01:29:37.880
it's Chester or Larry for that matter.

2153
01:29:38.359 --> 01:29:40.960
I think, well, I think the idea is that maybe

2154
01:29:41.520 --> 01:29:44.279
if I was to read it heavily, Yeah, maybe the

2155
01:29:44.359 --> 01:29:48.479
idea is just that that kind of of of absurd

2156
01:29:48.720 --> 01:29:51.760
id mindset just never goes away, or it's always on

2157
01:29:51.840 --> 01:29:52.199
the internet.

2158
01:29:52.279 --> 01:29:54.640
Yeah, it's just always on the internet. Yeah, but yeah,

2159
01:29:54.720 --> 01:29:57.800
that is that. I mean that that ending is just perfect.

2160
01:29:57.960 --> 01:30:00.239
And I forgot about that ending until like it's started

2161
01:30:00.279 --> 01:30:02.000
happening and I was like, oh I remember this.

2162
01:30:02.279 --> 01:30:05.359
Yeah, No, it's it's the perfect ending. And I cannot

2163
01:30:05.399 --> 01:30:07.279
get over that he sets it up as a joke,

2164
01:30:07.359 --> 01:30:10.159
because if there's one thing people who spend any amount

2165
01:30:10.159 --> 01:30:13.279
of time around me, no, it's I love a good joke,

2166
01:30:13.319 --> 01:30:16.560
you do. I love set up hosted joke punchline. Yeahere

2167
01:30:16.560 --> 01:30:19.159
you had to bring a dirty joke in order to enter. Yep.

2168
01:30:19.960 --> 01:30:22.399
And I love a shaggy dog joke. I love a

2169
01:30:22.479 --> 01:30:24.000
joke that takes forever to get to the.

2170
01:30:24.039 --> 01:30:25.880
Punchlinetle Johnny's are my favorite still.

2171
01:30:26.039 --> 01:30:29.159
Well, those were the ones that that the bikers love

2172
01:30:29.239 --> 01:30:31.199
to exchange when I was a kid, so some of

2173
01:30:31.279 --> 01:30:34.399
the first jokes I knew were really inappropriate, Little Johnny,

2174
01:30:34.520 --> 01:30:36.960
I bet, well, these guys, you know, these guys weren't

2175
01:30:36.960 --> 01:30:38.640
really worried about going to prison, so I don't think

2176
01:30:38.640 --> 01:30:41.960
they really cared about, you know, being politically correct. Yeah,

2177
01:30:42.079 --> 01:30:44.640
but not. They had a lot of great ones. Almost

2178
01:30:44.720 --> 01:30:47.960
all of them were either racial or to tell you

2179
01:30:48.000 --> 01:30:50.039
what time it was when it was happening, or they

2180
01:30:50.039 --> 01:30:50.840
were about Bill Clinton.

2181
01:30:51.000 --> 01:30:53.920
Yeah that also tracks and this was this was this was.

2182
01:30:54.000 --> 01:30:56.920
Like right in the middle of the big scandal. Yeah,

2183
01:30:56.920 --> 01:30:58.439
so there were a lot of Bill Clinton jokes.

2184
01:30:58.800 --> 01:31:00.880
But yeah, I think what I love most about I'm

2185
01:31:00.920 --> 01:31:04.319
Just Fucking with You is it's it's got all the

2186
01:31:04.479 --> 01:31:08.239
makings of a psychopath in a motel like story, but

2187
01:31:08.479 --> 01:31:10.640
like we don't really follow any of the tropes.

2188
01:31:10.720 --> 01:31:12.880
They make their own. Yeah, definitely, because I mean even.

2189
01:31:12.800 --> 01:31:16.119
The body count even yeah it's four technically five, it's

2190
01:31:16.199 --> 01:31:18.439
really not that big, and it's not very frequent, like

2191
01:31:18.520 --> 01:31:20.319
the one. The only death we get on screen, well,

2192
01:31:20.319 --> 01:31:21.880
the only two desks we get on screen are the

2193
01:31:22.000 --> 01:31:22.800
cop and Jerry.

2194
01:31:22.920 --> 01:31:23.399
Yeah that's it.

2195
01:31:24.199 --> 01:31:26.159
Yeah, but of course they're the scariest ones because the

2196
01:31:26.279 --> 01:31:28.560
two people who should be most able to protect themselves, Yeah,

2197
01:31:28.600 --> 01:31:29.760
a mean biker and a cop.

2198
01:31:29.880 --> 01:31:32.720
Yeah, and they get dispatched just like nothing. And I mean,

2199
01:31:33.000 --> 01:31:39.000
Chester is like a combination of a like the What's it?

2200
01:31:39.079 --> 01:31:42.079
What's the unknown? Comic kind of has that feel to him,

2201
01:31:42.199 --> 01:31:46.520
but also just has a moment of he could be

2202
01:31:46.600 --> 01:31:49.039
your friend, but he you gotta laugh at his jokes,

2203
01:31:49.239 --> 01:31:51.279
and if you laugh at his jokes, you're good. If

2204
01:31:51.359 --> 01:31:52.880
to piss him off or you're rude to him, you're

2205
01:31:52.920 --> 01:31:53.720
gonna die, you know what.

2206
01:31:53.840 --> 01:31:55.760
One of my first thoughts was when we were watching

2207
01:31:55.840 --> 01:31:57.880
that movie, the first time and even the second time,

2208
01:31:58.520 --> 01:32:00.960
one of my which didn't turn out. Yeah, one of

2209
01:32:01.000 --> 01:32:02.920
the thoughts I had at one point was I was like,

2210
01:32:03.039 --> 01:32:07.039
what if there was no Chester? What if Chester was

2211
01:32:07.119 --> 01:32:13.640
the final the final summation, the final representation of his hatred,

2212
01:32:13.800 --> 01:32:16.760
anger and insanity. Obviously that didn't turn out to be

2213
01:32:16.800 --> 01:32:19.159
the case, but I'd wondered for a minute. I was like,

2214
01:32:19.239 --> 01:32:20.720
what if he was, you know, what if this was?

2215
01:32:20.960 --> 01:32:25.279
I genuinely wonder how long he's been there because the

2216
01:32:25.399 --> 01:32:28.319
camera thing is such a good red herring. I mean,

2217
01:32:28.399 --> 01:32:30.079
it really doesn't get. It doesn't really get.

2218
01:32:30.199 --> 01:32:32.439
He could have actually worked there. The cops seemed to

2219
01:32:32.479 --> 01:32:34.840
not be surprised to see him, yeah, which could suggest

2220
01:32:34.880 --> 01:32:37.479
that he worked there. But then again, like the biker

2221
01:32:38.560 --> 01:32:40.680
Gerald having said that he was nice getting to know

2222
01:32:40.760 --> 01:32:42.880
you man, so that there's even that moment where it's

2223
01:32:42.880 --> 01:32:46.359
like nobody has placed whether or not he works here. No,

2224
01:32:47.600 --> 01:32:49.760
it's a very big question because also if he doesn't

2225
01:32:49.800 --> 01:32:52.119
work there, is he just a guy who wanted to

2226
01:32:52.159 --> 01:32:54.319
go frigging crazy on April Fool's Day?

2227
01:32:54.439 --> 01:32:56.720
Or could he have painstakingly planned all this like he said,

2228
01:32:56.760 --> 01:32:58.159
and he's just like, you know, you fucked up my plan.

2229
01:32:58.279 --> 01:32:59.800
So he could have been working there and waiting for

2230
01:32:59.840 --> 01:33:00.720
the right time to snap.

2231
01:33:00.840 --> 01:33:03.279
Yeah, he could have been working. You know what. I

2232
01:33:03.439 --> 01:33:05.319
just had a thought. You know what, he could have

2233
01:33:05.359 --> 01:33:08.079
been there to do. What's that He could have been

2234
01:33:08.119 --> 01:33:10.119
there to kill his bosses, because remember how much he

2235
01:33:10.159 --> 01:33:12.039
hated them. He was like, they make me work while

2236
01:33:12.039 --> 01:33:14.279
they get to go on vacation in the off season. Yeah,

2237
01:33:14.279 --> 01:33:17.039
I don't get any support. What if he was gonna

2238
01:33:17.039 --> 01:33:20.560
set up Jerry for the murder, it's entirely biker. He

2239
01:33:20.640 --> 01:33:22.720
had a knife. Yeah, he looked like he looked like

2240
01:33:22.800 --> 01:33:26.239
a dangerous guy. He could have been trying to set

2241
01:33:26.680 --> 01:33:29.600
Jerry up. He could have. He could have, but he

2242
01:33:29.640 --> 01:33:32.960
can't help himself. Such a fucking psycho, he said. Chester

2243
01:33:33.119 --> 01:33:34.920
is a great character and a great role for that

2244
01:33:35.039 --> 01:33:37.359
actor who is horribly underutifles.

2245
01:33:37.399 --> 01:33:39.000
MacArthur steals this.

2246
01:33:39.199 --> 01:33:41.039
I would love to see Hazen more movies. Yeah.

2247
01:33:41.159 --> 01:33:43.800
Same, So as you can tell, we both love this one.

2248
01:33:43.960 --> 01:33:47.479
Highly recommended for this one as giving an honorable mention

2249
01:33:47.880 --> 01:33:48.279
this week.

2250
01:33:48.439 --> 01:33:51.439
Yeah, we like to mention another great into the Dark

2251
01:33:51.439 --> 01:33:54.399
because we only have five episodes, five or four. Next

2252
01:33:54.439 --> 01:33:57.000
week's Oh yeah, yeah, it's next month, five episodes. We

2253
01:33:57.119 --> 01:33:59.039
only have four episodes to give you the best of

2254
01:33:59.079 --> 01:34:00.920
twenty four, so we double the odds.

2255
01:34:01.039 --> 01:34:02.880
Yeah, so this week we are gonna go with the

2256
01:34:02.920 --> 01:34:06.760
opener of season two, which was twenty nineteen's Uncanny Annie,

2257
01:34:06.880 --> 01:34:09.199
which says, on Halloween night, a group of college students

2258
01:34:09.239 --> 01:34:11.439
get trapped in a serious board game that brings their

2259
01:34:11.520 --> 01:34:14.000
darkest secrets and fears to life, where they must play

2260
01:34:14.119 --> 01:34:18.159
to escape and win to survive. Yes, so, Kenny Annie

2261
01:34:18.279 --> 01:34:20.640
was a lot of fun if you have if you're

2262
01:34:20.640 --> 01:34:22.560
familiar with Jumanji, which how could you not be, it

2263
01:34:22.720 --> 01:34:24.960
has kind of that same it feel to it, but

2264
01:34:25.079 --> 01:34:27.079
more so if you've ever seen or heard of the

2265
01:34:27.159 --> 01:34:29.439
movie The Blackwaters of Echo Pond, which was an Anchor

2266
01:34:29.520 --> 01:34:34.000
Bay mid Aughts slasher that's also about a demonic board game.

2267
01:34:34.600 --> 01:34:37.560
Uncanny Annie just has a bunch of play, not just

2268
01:34:37.640 --> 01:34:39.600
on the board game itself, but on the people that

2269
01:34:39.680 --> 01:34:40.319
you play it with.

2270
01:34:40.640 --> 01:34:43.159
Because you're with your friends. It's a nice you know,

2271
01:34:43.239 --> 01:34:45.560
Friday night near Halloween. We're having a good time. We're

2272
01:34:45.600 --> 01:34:46.279
in costumes.

2273
01:34:46.640 --> 01:34:48.960
Oh, you've betrayed me x amount of years ago, and

2274
01:34:49.039 --> 01:34:50.399
now it's gonna come back and haunt you.

2275
01:34:50.680 --> 01:34:52.880
Yes, it's so good. That's a really really good one.

2276
01:34:53.000 --> 01:34:56.560
And I was impressed because they you know, obviously it's

2277
01:34:56.560 --> 01:35:00.640
a horror series. Yeah. So it starts in October, and

2278
01:35:02.119 --> 01:35:03.760
that's where they got to have the most fun, right.

2279
01:35:03.840 --> 01:35:06.000
I mean that and Christmas are like the two chances

2280
01:35:06.039 --> 01:35:08.600
you have to really like go eight because those are

2281
01:35:08.640 --> 01:35:10.199
the big holidays everybody celebrates.

2282
01:35:10.279 --> 01:35:12.800
Yeah, so I think they did a great job.

2283
01:35:12.920 --> 01:35:15.279
You go into the board game like it's there's dark

2284
01:35:15.359 --> 01:35:17.680
darkness around you, like you may be in this house.

2285
01:35:17.720 --> 01:35:19.439
But then if it's your turn, you go into the

2286
01:35:19.479 --> 01:35:21.239
board game there's stalking happening.

2287
01:35:21.439 --> 01:35:22.479
Yeah, it's creepy.

2288
01:35:22.840 --> 01:35:23.720
I really liked it.

2289
01:35:25.119 --> 01:35:26.359
So we also like the on the show. With a

2290
01:35:26.399 --> 01:35:27.479
couple of recommendations.

2291
01:35:27.560 --> 01:35:29.960
The first two I've got this week are from nineteen

2292
01:35:30.039 --> 01:35:33.720
eighty six, most recently saved for us on four K

2293
01:35:33.920 --> 01:35:37.479
and blu Ray. The Hitcher, starring Rugger Howard and Thomas

2294
01:35:37.720 --> 01:35:39.680
and C. Thomas House, such a good movie. A young

2295
01:35:39.720 --> 01:35:41.920
man who escapes the clutches of a murderous hitchhiker is

2296
01:35:41.960 --> 01:35:46.159
subsequent subsequently stalked by the Hitcher and framed for his crimes.

2297
01:35:46.239 --> 01:35:48.199
If you have not seen the hitcher you need to

2298
01:35:48.439 --> 01:35:51.279
it's widely available now. It has been out of circulation

2299
01:35:51.439 --> 01:35:53.000
for some time. It was even on Max and it's

2300
01:35:53.000 --> 01:35:53.760
not on Nax anymore.

2301
01:35:53.880 --> 01:35:56.680
Yeah, yeah, it was. It was kind of like a legendary,

2302
01:35:56.880 --> 01:36:00.479
like bootlegs at conventions, a movie from time. A lot

2303
01:36:00.520 --> 01:36:04.000
of those HBO made for TV movies and stuff were.

2304
01:36:04.840 --> 01:36:06.720
And then my second recommendation is going to be two

2305
01:36:06.760 --> 01:36:10.039
thousand and seven's Vacancy Stranded in an isolated motel. A

2306
01:36:10.119 --> 01:36:13.159
couple become the unsuspecting subjects of a snuff film.

2307
01:36:13.520 --> 01:36:19.199
So since you brought that up, Yeah, I fucking love vacancy.

2308
01:36:19.239 --> 01:36:20.840
I love vacancy.

2309
01:36:20.840 --> 01:36:21.760
But do you like terror Trap?

2310
01:36:22.520 --> 01:36:26.920
You mean vacancy? But honestly, though Tarror Trap's good terror Trap.

2311
01:36:27.359 --> 01:36:33.439
The only problem with terror Trap is after I watched it, man,

2312
01:36:33.479 --> 01:36:35.479
I really enjoyed that. Yeah, I was like, I should

2313
01:36:35.520 --> 01:36:40.000
revisit Vacancy. It is straight ripoff. They rip off the story, beats,

2314
01:36:40.000 --> 01:36:47.399
they everything. But terror Trap is just a stupider So

2315
01:36:47.479 --> 01:36:50.239
it's more fun as to where Vacancy is very upsetting

2316
01:36:50.319 --> 01:36:52.119
and very and very mean spirited.

2317
01:36:52.239 --> 01:36:54.760
Have you ever seen a vacancy to first cut? What

2318
01:36:54.880 --> 01:36:57.239
do you think I liked it. I thought it was

2319
01:36:57.279 --> 01:36:58.119
dezent again.

2320
01:36:58.239 --> 01:37:00.880
It was more fun, though Vacancy was a lot more straightforward,

2321
01:37:00.920 --> 01:37:02.920
a lot more It's still a really good movie. Terror

2322
01:37:03.000 --> 01:37:06.159
Trap and Vacant and Vacancy too, we're a little bit

2323
01:37:06.199 --> 01:37:09.199
more just wild rides. Yeah, but I love as a

2324
01:37:09.239 --> 01:37:10.840
person who travels a lot and has stayed at a

2325
01:37:10.880 --> 01:37:12.159
lot of hotels, and I've stayed at a lot of

2326
01:37:12.199 --> 01:37:14.800
hotels in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, I actually generally

2327
01:37:15.000 --> 01:37:16.760
prefer them as long as they're not.

2328
01:37:17.319 --> 01:37:21.239
You know, they got to be a chain, yeah, and

2329
01:37:21.399 --> 01:37:23.840
not have a drug deal, possibly go down with an

2330
01:37:23.880 --> 01:37:28.880
eyeshot of checking in Oh Memphis. Now, I do want

2331
01:37:28.920 --> 01:37:32.640
to give one loose recommend because I'm not I'm not

2332
01:37:32.760 --> 01:37:33.600
a Steig fan.

2333
01:37:34.199 --> 01:37:36.960
It's not identity, is it. No, Okay, then we're good, Okay, good.

2334
01:37:37.079 --> 01:37:37.279
Yeah.

2335
01:37:37.319 --> 01:37:39.079
I'm not a big fan of Identity, but.

2336
01:37:39.359 --> 01:37:42.560
There are things I love about Identity, specifically the setting

2337
01:37:42.600 --> 01:37:45.039
and the atmosphere of grayt the rainy, the rainy hotel,

2338
01:37:45.279 --> 01:37:47.800
and and just you don't know who anybody is. Everybody's

2339
01:37:47.880 --> 01:37:49.640
kind of a stranger to one another, and with that

2340
01:37:49.880 --> 01:37:54.720
comes the cast. I miss those early two thousands blockbusters,

2341
01:37:54.800 --> 01:37:58.560
big casts that we're all around psychological thrillers, thrillers in

2342
01:37:58.640 --> 01:38:03.720
general along came as. Even though Identity is not a

2343
01:38:03.840 --> 01:38:07.159
great ending, not a great film, I still think if

2344
01:38:07.199 --> 01:38:09.159
you haven't seen, it's absolutely worth a watch. And it

2345
01:38:09.279 --> 01:38:11.760
has that feel of isolation in a motel that kind

2346
01:38:11.800 --> 01:38:13.079
of this one has as well.

2347
01:38:13.279 --> 01:38:16.359
Yeah, I would have to agree very much. So my recommendation.

2348
01:38:16.479 --> 01:38:20.079
I decided to avoid hotels and instead go with what

2349
01:38:20.359 --> 01:38:23.960
happens when you make a movie with so many pranks

2350
01:38:24.000 --> 01:38:26.600
in it that you have no idea what's going on.

2351
01:38:27.039 --> 01:38:30.279
Oh and this one's a little on the nose because

2352
01:38:30.279 --> 01:38:33.399
I've always loved it. But I'm going with Arthur Penn's

2353
01:38:33.479 --> 01:38:37.600
nineteen eighty nine Penn and Teller Get Killed, which had,

2354
01:38:37.720 --> 01:38:40.119
by the way, the best tagline you've ever heard. You

2355
01:38:40.159 --> 01:38:40.479
know what it is?

2356
01:38:40.680 --> 01:38:42.479
I can't remember goes what more do you want?

2357
01:38:43.319 --> 01:38:45.600
That is solid? So the reason I love Penn and

2358
01:38:45.640 --> 01:38:47.479
Teller Get Killed. We I'll give you the description. The

2359
01:38:47.560 --> 01:38:49.479
bad boys of Magic go over the edge in this

2360
01:38:49.640 --> 01:38:52.319
mind blowing role switching comedy murder mystery set in the

2361
01:38:52.359 --> 01:38:55.920
dizzying world of Atlantic City casinos. So that's a decent

2362
01:38:56.159 --> 01:38:59.640
description because you can't really describe Penn and Teller get killed. Yeah.

2363
01:39:00.359 --> 01:39:03.600
But the great thing, and there are many things about

2364
01:39:03.600 --> 01:39:05.479
this movie. It's hard to find, but it's actually you

2365
01:39:05.560 --> 01:39:08.119
can rent a standard definition or buy a standard definition

2366
01:39:08.239 --> 01:39:10.520
version on Prime Video, so it's the most available it's

2367
01:39:10.560 --> 01:39:13.399
been for a very long time. Yeah, this is a

2368
01:39:13.479 --> 01:39:15.239
movie where if you're a fan of Penn and Teller,

2369
01:39:15.279 --> 01:39:18.319
I've been a fan of them my whole life. You

2370
01:39:18.520 --> 01:39:21.119
know that when they do performances, when they do whatever,

2371
01:39:21.319 --> 01:39:23.880
they have a lot of jokes that don't really land, yeah,

2372
01:39:24.000 --> 01:39:29.479
but make them lose their shit. This movie is only that. Yeah,

2373
01:39:29.640 --> 01:39:32.279
and that's why it wasn't a big hit because it

2374
01:39:32.439 --> 01:39:38.720
is really really subversive, really really weird, confusing as shit.

2375
01:39:38.840 --> 01:39:42.079
Yeah, don't even try to follow the story, but it

2376
01:39:42.119 --> 01:39:43.159
has some of the best things.

2377
01:39:43.199 --> 01:39:45.800
So basically the big thing that they don't mention in

2378
01:39:45.840 --> 01:39:49.560
here is it all starts with Pendulette and Teller going

2379
01:39:49.640 --> 01:39:52.319
on a version of like this of the Johnny Carson Show,

2380
01:39:52.479 --> 01:39:55.840
and basically I think it was called like America Tonight

2381
01:39:55.920 --> 01:39:58.359
or some shit. It's like the most watched late night show.

2382
01:39:58.760 --> 01:40:02.199
And after they perform, then does a bit where he says,

2383
01:40:02.279 --> 01:40:04.920
like wouldn't it be not like I just wish someone

2384
01:40:04.960 --> 01:40:06.760
were trying to kill me. Wouldn't that make life so

2385
01:40:06.840 --> 01:40:09.039
much more exciting? I'm sorry, dear. I would love to

2386
01:40:09.119 --> 01:40:12.000
go to the to the the family dinner at the whatever,

2387
01:40:12.119 --> 01:40:14.600
but people are trying to kill me. So and no,

2388
01:40:14.720 --> 01:40:16.880
I can't really wash the dishes because well there's a

2389
01:40:16.960 --> 01:40:19.520
window facing out from over the sink. Yeah, And then

2390
01:40:19.640 --> 01:40:22.119
the gag on the show is that then Teller turns

2391
01:40:22.199 --> 01:40:24.119
and stabs him and there's like blood everywhere, and it's

2392
01:40:24.119 --> 01:40:28.279
you know, it's just a gag. But afterward they go

2393
01:40:28.399 --> 01:40:30.760
to the airport and Penn is at the airport and

2394
01:40:30.800 --> 01:40:33.199
this guy walks up, who excuse me, are you interested

2395
01:40:33.239 --> 01:40:34.920
in learning about the Word of God or whatever? And

2396
01:40:35.319 --> 01:40:37.079
they play a joke on him. It's a whole thing.

2397
01:40:37.319 --> 01:40:39.640
But then afterward he goes, wait, aren't you the guy

2398
01:40:39.720 --> 01:40:42.119
that that goes on television asking people to kill him?

2399
01:40:42.119 --> 01:40:44.720
He's like, I did that once, yeah, and he goes

2400
01:40:44.720 --> 01:40:46.479
and then he opens his Bible and pulls out a

2401
01:40:46.479 --> 01:40:48.279
gun and goes bang bang. He doesn't shoot him, he

2402
01:40:48.319 --> 01:40:51.119
just goes, bang, bang, You're dead. Be careful what you

2403
01:40:51.279 --> 01:40:53.880
ask for? He then and he walks away and then

2404
01:40:53.920 --> 01:40:57.560
tell her and then pen goes find out the exact

2405
01:40:57.640 --> 01:41:01.920
demographics of that show. So so at one point though

2406
01:41:02.399 --> 01:41:04.840
later in the movie, he's walking along and he gets

2407
01:41:04.840 --> 01:41:07.079
shot in the arm. He's like, ah god, you know.

2408
01:41:07.159 --> 01:41:09.119
He's like screaming, and this one walks and he's like,

2409
01:41:09.119 --> 01:41:11.119
are you okay. He's like, no, I just got shot

2410
01:41:11.199 --> 01:41:13.600
in the arm. And she's like, wait, you're that dumb

2411
01:41:13.640 --> 01:41:15.680
guy who went on television asking people to kill him,

2412
01:41:15.880 --> 01:41:19.159
didn't you. He's like yeah, among other things, and she's like, well,

2413
01:41:19.279 --> 01:41:20.920
you're lucky. I'm not a psycho or i'd kill you

2414
01:41:21.079 --> 01:41:23.520
right now, like you're really lucky. He's like, yes, I

2415
01:41:23.640 --> 01:41:26.840
am lucky, mister lucky. Just got shot in the arms.

2416
01:41:27.039 --> 01:41:29.800
There are so many great moments. There are so many

2417
01:41:29.840 --> 01:41:31.960
great moments and so many fake outs where you think

2418
01:41:31.960 --> 01:41:34.439
they're about to die and then it's a prank or

2419
01:41:34.640 --> 01:41:36.640
worse yet, they think it's a prank and then it's not.

2420
01:41:37.199 --> 01:41:39.439
But then they're not afraid to do like a triple

2421
01:41:39.479 --> 01:41:40.000
fake out.

2422
01:41:39.920 --> 01:41:44.079
Where it's totally real, totally real, totally a prank, totally real,

2423
01:41:44.119 --> 01:41:47.680
totally real, totally real, a prank. It's a great film

2424
01:41:47.800 --> 01:41:51.600
that really throws you for a loop. You cannot follow

2425
01:41:51.640 --> 01:41:55.640
it perfectly. The ending is perfect and it ends with

2426
01:41:55.760 --> 01:41:59.840
I started a joke, which is perfect. I love Penn

2427
01:41:59.880 --> 01:42:02.560
and Teller get Killed. It's one of those forgotten little

2428
01:42:02.640 --> 01:42:04.800
gems because it came out it flopped so bad. Warner

2429
01:42:04.880 --> 01:42:07.119
Brothers didn't care to do anything with it. It's directed

2430
01:42:07.159 --> 01:42:08.119
by goddamn Arthur Penn.

2431
01:42:08.279 --> 01:42:09.920
You know who would put it out at this point

2432
01:42:09.960 --> 01:42:11.560
if anybody was to get a hold of the show.

2433
01:42:12.000 --> 01:42:14.159
God, I would love a collector's edition of Penn and

2434
01:42:14.159 --> 01:42:17.319
Teller Get Killed. But that's so, that's my recommendation because

2435
01:42:17.720 --> 01:42:20.479
talk about a perfect movie about pranks on top of

2436
01:42:20.600 --> 01:42:24.920
pranks on top of pranks. That's Ped and Teller get Killed.

2437
01:42:25.000 --> 01:42:28.439
So we do have emails? Oh okay, so.

2438
01:42:28.560 --> 01:42:30.520
I believe we had two of the last I checked.

2439
01:42:32.359 --> 01:42:33.840
If you want to send us an email, by the way,

2440
01:42:34.159 --> 01:42:35.640
all you have to do is send it to do

2441
01:42:35.800 --> 01:42:39.600
you even movie pod at gmail dot com or go

2442
01:42:39.760 --> 01:42:42.319
to dooevenmovie dot com. Send us an email. We'd love

2443
01:42:42.319 --> 01:42:45.399
to hear from you. This first one is from mister

2444
01:42:46.079 --> 01:42:50.000
Eric Whiting, Oh, director of Primordial and Ragmork and my

2445
01:42:50.159 --> 01:42:53.000
good buddy. He said, Hey, guys, it's Eric Whiting. Oh

2446
01:42:53.039 --> 01:42:56.960
we knew. I have enjoyed your recent episodes, especially wind River,

2447
01:42:57.039 --> 01:42:58.840
which has been a favorite of mine since its released.

2448
01:42:58.840 --> 01:43:00.840
I feel like I've watched wind River Eric at least twice.

2449
01:43:00.920 --> 01:43:05.520
That he puts with the recent passing of Michelle Trachtenberg,

2450
01:43:05.560 --> 01:43:07.560
I was wondering if you would be interested in covering

2451
01:43:07.840 --> 01:43:10.479
two thousand and four's film two thousand and four Films.

2452
01:43:10.479 --> 01:43:15.680
She appeared in Greg Rkerry Arkay's Archais Sorry Mysterious Skin.

2453
01:43:16.960 --> 01:43:19.479
That is a rough movie. I have not seen it

2454
01:43:19.560 --> 01:43:22.439
in a good bit. I would be willing to revisit it.

2455
01:43:22.560 --> 01:43:24.359
I don't know if it would be a good show.

2456
01:43:24.760 --> 01:43:25.479
I've never seen it.

2457
01:43:25.840 --> 01:43:26.399
It's rough.

2458
01:43:26.680 --> 01:43:27.640
Yeah, it's rough.

2459
01:43:27.800 --> 01:43:30.319
I mean me and Greg Akary. That's my third name.

2460
01:43:31.640 --> 01:43:32.560
I think that's the last name.

2461
01:43:32.600 --> 01:43:34.199
Then he said I saw it for the first time

2462
01:43:34.319 --> 01:43:36.720
this week after hearing about it in passing for years.

2463
01:43:36.920 --> 01:43:39.239
It's hard hitting and uncomfortable in many ways. Yeah, but

2464
01:43:39.439 --> 01:43:42.880
excellent and ripe for discussion. If not, that might be

2465
01:43:42.880 --> 01:43:45.640
a good cutting, deep episode. If that isn't a good

2466
01:43:45.680 --> 01:43:48.279
fit for the show. A couple of other modern recommendations

2467
01:43:48.319 --> 01:43:52.600
I have are uncut gems, absolutely I love uncut gems

2468
01:43:52.720 --> 01:43:55.000
yelling the movie just like, what would there be to

2469
01:43:55.119 --> 01:43:56.239
discuss everything?

2470
01:43:57.279 --> 01:44:00.880
Green Room, it's there able to the green Room was

2471
01:44:01.000 --> 01:44:02.960
going to be on the show Blue Ruin took its

2472
01:44:02.960 --> 01:44:05.359
spot because green Room unfortunately is not available anything. And

2473
01:44:05.479 --> 01:44:07.159
I will say to you as the day of we

2474
01:44:07.239 --> 01:44:09.560
were recording this, it is Antony Yelkin's birthday.

2475
01:44:09.840 --> 01:44:14.000
Oh wow, yeah, well happy birthday. Man taken way too soon? Yeah,

2476
01:44:14.119 --> 01:44:17.880
what a great actor. Yeah, Circario absolutely, I love Cacario.

2477
01:44:18.359 --> 01:44:20.560
The sound of Metal, Oh.

2478
01:44:20.520 --> 01:44:23.439
Wow, I would have seen that in a while. It's good.

2479
01:44:24.000 --> 01:44:25.399
That's I would be down for that.

2480
01:44:25.640 --> 01:44:28.399
And his last one. We need to talk about Kevin.

2481
01:44:28.920 --> 01:44:30.520
That is one that would definitely fit.

2482
01:44:30.600 --> 01:44:31.119
I haven't seen it.

2483
01:44:31.279 --> 01:44:33.000
You haven't seen it? No, Oh you don't think so.

2484
01:44:33.399 --> 01:44:34.039
Oh it's good.

2485
01:44:34.159 --> 01:44:35.000
It's not ringing a bell.

2486
01:44:35.359 --> 01:44:37.159
It's the one where with Tilda Swinton and John c

2487
01:44:37.279 --> 01:44:40.159
Riley where their son they suspect is a killer and

2488
01:44:40.239 --> 01:44:41.840
their son is played by Ezra Miller.

2489
01:44:43.159 --> 01:44:43.960
I don't think I saw it.

2490
01:44:44.039 --> 01:44:45.680
It's good. It's really good.

2491
01:44:46.159 --> 01:44:48.319
Dark. There's a name you don't hear much as Miller.

2492
01:44:48.640 --> 01:44:51.880
And then our second email is from Patrick Hunter. Oh

2493
01:44:52.079 --> 01:44:55.760
good buddy, Patrick Rick is the subject lines into the Dark. Hi, guys,

2494
01:44:55.800 --> 01:44:57.960
I think it's awesome you're doing into the Dark. My

2495
01:44:58.119 --> 01:45:01.159
favorite would be my favorite pro would be New Year

2496
01:45:01.279 --> 01:45:04.680
New You. Oh wait, no, it's it would be program Okay,

2497
01:45:05.159 --> 01:45:09.199
New Year Knew You Down? Which we covered yep, culture

2498
01:45:09.479 --> 01:45:10.199
and Culture Shock.

2499
01:45:10.399 --> 01:45:13.199
Culture Shock. Yeah, Culture Shock is an interesting one. Program.

2500
01:45:13.319 --> 01:45:15.399
Which one's that is that the current occupant.

2501
01:45:17.000 --> 01:45:19.039
It's possible it's a typo and I'm confusing myself.

2502
01:45:19.079 --> 01:45:19.640
Yeah, let me check.

2503
01:45:19.680 --> 01:45:21.640
I mean, it wouldn't be the first time I've confused myself.

2504
01:45:21.960 --> 01:45:24.159
Just chicking here. But no, New Year Knew You we

2505
01:45:24.319 --> 01:45:26.119
we talked about last week. Fantastic.

2506
01:45:26.199 --> 01:45:27.279
Yeah, that's a really great one.

2507
01:45:27.560 --> 01:45:28.159
Was the other ones?

2508
01:45:28.399 --> 01:45:30.560
New Year Knew You Down? And Culture Shock?

2509
01:45:30.640 --> 01:45:31.159
Culture Shock?

2510
01:45:31.239 --> 01:45:34.199
Yeah, Culture Shock. It's not Culture Shocks. Not bad, It's

2511
01:45:34.239 --> 01:45:37.399
not one of my favorites. The reveal at the end

2512
01:45:37.520 --> 01:45:38.359
was kind of predictable.

2513
01:45:38.359 --> 01:45:40.279
Well, my big problem was that it spoon fed it

2514
01:45:40.399 --> 01:45:42.800
too much. Yeah, like it went it went too hard.

2515
01:45:42.680 --> 01:45:45.159
Poon fed because remember at the one point they feed them.

2516
01:45:45.640 --> 01:45:47.439
Yeah, hell.

2517
01:45:48.840 --> 01:45:50.039
Oh, let's see body pook.

2518
01:45:50.119 --> 01:45:51.359
I don't I think it may have just been a

2519
01:45:51.640 --> 01:45:54.159
typo and I'm reading it like a moron.

2520
01:45:54.079 --> 01:45:57.760
There's pure I'm just looking at the p ones pure Pilgrim.

2521
01:45:57.920 --> 01:46:02.359
Oh Pilgrim, Ohilgrim. Yeah, Hilgrim's great. Yeah, yeah, we've talked

2522
01:46:02.399 --> 01:46:04.159
about that one quite a bit. It's probably coming to

2523
01:46:04.239 --> 01:46:04.960
the show in November.

2524
01:46:05.039 --> 01:46:08.079
Well yeah, how many November? You know, picks are there?

2525
01:46:08.239 --> 01:46:10.000
I mean, there are decent amounts there, but there aren't

2526
01:46:10.000 --> 01:46:12.520
that not many though. I mean we're at home compared

2527
01:46:12.520 --> 01:46:16.000
to Christmas, I'm just saying, or Halloween. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

2528
01:46:16.399 --> 01:46:20.479
So keep up the good work, Patrick, Thanks. We appreciate it.

2529
01:46:20.600 --> 01:46:21.279
Yeah, appreciate it.

2530
01:46:21.359 --> 01:46:23.159
Man. And again, if you want to send us an email,

2531
01:46:23.239 --> 01:46:25.239
do so at do you even movie pod at gmail

2532
01:46:25.279 --> 01:46:29.600
dot com. We love suggestions, recommendations, comments, criticism, as long

2533
01:46:29.640 --> 01:46:33.039
as it's only directed towards me. Yeah, any criticism towards me,

2534
01:46:33.319 --> 01:46:36.039
and I'll come after you, just like like our homeboy

2535
01:46:36.079 --> 01:46:36.720
in the movie Tonight.

2536
01:46:36.840 --> 01:46:38.960
So would you like to know what we are talking

2537
01:46:39.000 --> 01:46:41.359
about next week as we march out of the dark.

2538
01:46:41.439 --> 01:46:44.079
Now when you put it that one, I'm sad.

2539
01:46:44.520 --> 01:46:47.000
So Marching to the Dark is going to wrap up

2540
01:46:47.119 --> 01:46:51.119
next week with twenty nineteen's season two December episode, a

2541
01:46:51.319 --> 01:46:54.800
nasty piece of work featuring the late great Julian Sands.

2542
01:46:54.960 --> 01:46:57.640
This one is so good. So I remember us just

2543
01:46:58.000 --> 01:47:01.520
riot laughing, yeah, just riot laughter the entire way through

2544
01:47:01.560 --> 01:47:02.039
that film, and.

2545
01:47:02.039 --> 01:47:03.840
I was I was a little hesitant on putting it

2546
01:47:04.000 --> 01:47:05.840
right next to I'm just fucking with you. But at

2547
01:47:05.880 --> 01:47:08.279
the same time, while there is similarities, there's a lot

2548
01:47:08.319 --> 01:47:08.840
of differences.

2549
01:47:09.079 --> 01:47:11.239
Yes, no, no, I massive. I mean, I would say

2550
01:47:11.479 --> 01:47:15.000
very few of the episodes have much in common. Yea,

2551
01:47:15.119 --> 01:47:17.560
even Puka and Puka lives don't have that much in common,

2552
01:47:17.720 --> 01:47:20.079
like theme wise and stuff. They're completely different. Yeah, and

2553
01:47:20.399 --> 01:47:23.640
I do love me some Puoka, so but yeah, that's uh,

2554
01:47:23.920 --> 01:47:25.439
that's what we'll be talking about next week.

2555
01:47:25.560 --> 01:47:27.880
Yes, and I also will tell you a little hint

2556
01:47:28.119 --> 01:47:30.520
for our April lineup. We just locked it down today,

2557
01:47:30.760 --> 01:47:33.600
Yes we did, and it is going to be a great,

2558
01:47:34.439 --> 01:47:37.199
great time with the you know, some showers in between, some.

2559
01:47:37.399 --> 01:47:40.840
Which is unusual for you, but you know, but but no,

2560
01:47:40.960 --> 01:47:43.119
I'm really looking forward to that one. We have some classics,

2561
01:47:43.159 --> 01:47:45.439
we have some more modern ones, and we have we

2562
01:47:45.520 --> 01:47:47.760
have one, I think one that I would call kind

2563
01:47:47.760 --> 01:47:50.359
of an underrated gem. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to

2564
01:47:50.439 --> 01:47:50.680
that one.

2565
01:47:50.760 --> 01:47:53.319
Your your substitution was a really good call. I know

2566
01:47:53.399 --> 01:47:55.680
you've said it previously, but your substitution for the one

2567
01:47:55.720 --> 01:47:57.760
that I had on there today was a really good call.

2568
01:47:57.920 --> 01:47:59.880
I mean, I figured we needed at least one name,

2569
01:48:00.079 --> 01:48:02.279
and yeah, you know, it's always good to have have one,

2570
01:48:02.439 --> 01:48:07.560
especially in a five five. Yes, so well then I

2571
01:48:07.680 --> 01:48:10.000
guess that is it. But thank you guys so much

2572
01:48:10.039 --> 01:48:12.760
for tuning into you even movie if you enjoined the show. Please,

2573
01:48:13.079 --> 01:48:16.079
if you're listening on podcasts on your podcast app, make

2574
01:48:16.119 --> 01:48:18.199
sure you're subscribed. Leave us a five star rating on

2575
01:48:18.239 --> 01:48:21.640
Spotify or Apple podcasts. It really does make a huge difference.

2576
01:48:21.840 --> 01:48:24.960
At one point we were like, uh, like the top

2577
01:48:25.039 --> 01:48:29.319
twenty film history movies or movie podcast in it was

2578
01:48:29.359 --> 01:48:32.279
like Slovenia or something something weird. I don't know if

2579
01:48:32.319 --> 01:48:34.199
that you know, I think that just kind of randomly happens.

2580
01:48:34.239 --> 01:48:36.640
If one person downloads it, that might be all of it.

2581
01:48:36.760 --> 01:48:37.479
But we'll take it.

2582
01:48:38.000 --> 01:48:40.880
But no, no, we do appreciate it. And yeah, if

2583
01:48:40.920 --> 01:48:43.840
you're on YouTube, make sure you're subscribed as well, and

2584
01:48:44.159 --> 01:48:48.640
we will be back talking all about some Christmasy fun

2585
01:48:49.439 --> 01:48:50.239
right into spring.

2586
01:48:50.399 --> 01:48:51.760
Oh yeah, and next time.

2587
01:48:51.880 --> 01:48:54.880
So until then, all that's left to say is see

2588
01:48:55.079 --> 01:49:01.840
you next. Okay, Dave got one, but he

2589
01:49:02.039 --> 01:49:05.640
Only gets one ever next time.