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Snow squeaks under boots as a shovel bites into a
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fresh grave. Because true love can't stand a curfew, and
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it's sure as hell can't stay buried. After a Valentine's
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date ends in blood, the girl in the Red Dress
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opens her eyes underground. Tonight, love comes back. What's that
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you want to be scared? He come with me. You
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will experience tales over over a, ghosts and death death.
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It is not recommended for the weeded art listeners. In
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the dark ark it's more fun than way way. This
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is weakly speaking, Hello, my Spookyes, it's Wednesday, and you
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know what that means. It's time for a little spooky
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in your weekly I'm your host and narrator, Enrique Kuto,
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and tonight we have a very special Valentines treat just
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for all you listening, a story about love, death, and
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well a whole lot more. But before we get to that,
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I want to say thank you all so much for
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you a taste of Halloween all year long. And if
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feel a chill run down their spine. And if you
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can't get enough of Valentine's horrors, come back on Saturday
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as for tonight, this one goes out to all the
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lovers out there. Imagine a small town in winter, paper
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hearts in the grange hall, slow songs on the turntable.
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It's the nineteen fifties after all, and two kids who
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finally find someone who gets them. But Indorset love is
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treated like a sin, and some fathers don't just break curfews,
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they bring everything else too. So what happens when the
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sweetest Valentine in town is taken too soon and the
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grave can't hold her? What if the last dance isn't
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a memory? What if it's a promise? Because in this town,
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my spookies, love doesn't die, No, no, it waits. So
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get comfortable as we hot rot our way to a
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story of love and loss? Will you be my undead Valentine?
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By Bruce Haney Valentine's Day, nineteen fifty eight, August Hannig
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used the soul of his black leather boots to press
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the blade of his shovel into the snow covered earth.
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Despite the snow, the ground was still soft and easy
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to dig out the benefit of it being a fresh grave.
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I wish I could have gotten here sooner, sweetie, August said,
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though there were only the trees, the wind, and the
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tombstones around to hear him. Two weeks earlier, August was
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a bit of a social outcast, and he would rather
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have stayed home. He was eighteen, shouldn't he get a
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choice in the matter. But his mother had been making
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him go to the Friday night dances at the local grange.
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She suddenly found it important for him to socialize. All
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his life, she had told him that women were evil,
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and she kept him from creating any lasting friendships because
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it seemed like everybody he wanted to be friends with
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came from a quote unquote bad family. After she pushed
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him out of the house to go to the dance,
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he went by the old Shack and grabbed an issue
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of The Vault of Horror to read as he planned
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to do what he always did at these dances, sit
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on the benches reading comics while everybody else danced. There
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wasn't much to do in the small town of Dorset,
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especially during the winter. Although there was snow on the ground,
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you couldn't even go sledding because the area was miles
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of flat land with only a few stores, a grange,
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and a bunch of farm properties. He wasn't the only
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wallflower that night. Next to him sat Becky Sue Brewer,
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who wore a red poodle skirt, a white blouse, fire
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red lipstick, and a pompadour hairdo. August thought she looked
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like she had stepped right out from one of those
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car chase movies, like Hot Rod Rumble or Drag Striped Girl.
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Either way, she looked much different than when he used
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to see her around school, back when she wore plain
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dresses and straight hair. When people called her boring. Becky
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is that an easy comic. Becky Sue asked August closed
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it to show her the cover and gave an evil
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little smile. It featured a horrific Christmas scene of a
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woman in a nightgown with a look of horror on
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her face as she looks upon a coffin wrapped with
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a big red bow and a tag with her name
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on it. Behind her stands a man swinging an axe
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aimed right at her skull. Yeah, Vault of Horror their
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best time title. Aren't they banned? How'd you get one?
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I have a whole box of them. Got them at
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Geisler's junk shop for a song. Oh yeah, thirty issues.
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Mister Geisler said they had been sitting there since fifty four,
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when an irate mother donated them. How much did he
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charge you? She asked, a buck each for the whole box.
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Used comics aren't worth much more than five cents each.
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Did you get any issues of Tales from the Crypt?
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A few? You see? She said? I just think Jack
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Davis was their best artist, and he drew almost every
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cover of Tales from the Crypt. Funny. I'm more of
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a fan of Johnny Craig, and he drew most of
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the vault of horror covers, the crazier covers, the ones
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that got them in trouble with that dweeb who claimed
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that they were contributing to the delinquency of mind. His
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covers were on the more gruesome side, she said, and
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smiled at him. So she looked at him like she
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was waiting for him to ask something. What August asked
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you going to ask me to dance? Or what he
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thought about telling her that he didn't dance, that he
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had only come because his mother had made him, But
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he suddenly wanted to be close to old, boring Becky Sue,
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a girl who knew horror comics. He didn't think such
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a thing existed. When he heard the twangy guitar sounds
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of Dwayne Eddie come over the speaker system, he took
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it as a sign. August stood up, folded his comic,
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and placed it in his back pocket. Becky Sue, May
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I have this dance? August? We aren't kids anymore? Call
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me backs, and yes you may. Is this a good
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time to tell you that I don't dance me either?
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My dad would kill me if he knew I was here.
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It's a dance at the Grange Endorset. It's no honky
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tonk doesn't matter, he says, dancing is for harlots. And well,
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I don't want to say the rest. Oh, well, I
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guess we can learn together. Sure. The two of them
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were awkward. He put his hands on her shoulders and
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she put one hand around his waist, keeping a good
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eight inches between their bodies. Before the song was over,
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they both had relaxed a bit. It's hard to stay
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nervous and perky jerky when Dwayne Eddie's twangy guitar is playing.
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Do you like this song? Bes asked? Of course, Dwayne
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Eddie is the coolest. Dwayne Eddie is cool, but Blink
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Ray is the coolest him or Eddie Cochrane. When Rebel
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Rouser ended the Teenage classic, A Town without Pity came
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on and Bex laughed a little. What is Dorset if
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not a town without pity? She said, I want to
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get out of here so bad? Why, he asked, while
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he looked in her striking green eyes. I can take
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it or leave it. We have a farm and it'll
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be mine someday. We have a bunch of animals. You
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should come by some time. My dad would kill me
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if I went to a boy's house. I'm not a boy,
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I'm a man lady, she laughed. He continued, My mother
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used to be that same way. She didn't even let
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me have friends or date because everyone was from an
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immoral family. And she said all women are harlots, not
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just the ones who dance. Wow, she really believes that,
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Isn't it true? August said seriously, before cracking a smile.
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She smacked him on the shoulder, huge jerk. Then she
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moved her body a little closer to his. What changed?
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You know? For the longest time, I couldn't figure it out.
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One day last winter, she just started pushing me out
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go make friends. She would say weird. But I eventually
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figured out why, the sudden change of heart, and it
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made me feel kind of awful. Why. One day I
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was in her room fetching her bible. We have daily
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Bible readings. As I left the room after grabbing it,
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I noticed something peculiar. What was it? In her closet
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on the top shelf, the corner of a magazine was
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sticking out from under her neat stack of sweaters. That's strange. Yeah,
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magazines aren't allowed in the house. Even my comics. I
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have to hide in the old shack where my father
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spent all his time before he passed. He hated my mother.
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She won't go in there. I'm sorry, but I don't
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think I'm following. What could a magazine have to do
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with anything? It was a life magazine, and it was
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the issue that covered ed Gean. I heard about him him.
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He murdered a bunch of people, right two. But more
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than that, the dude used the people he killed as
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well as once he dug up for let's call them
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depraved arts and crafts projects. August leaned closer and whispered
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in her ear. In his house, they found furniture upholstered
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with human skin and a belt made of female nipples.
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That's hideous. Why would you tell me such a thing?
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Because of how hurt I was by it? Because my
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life was a lot like his long dead father, overbearing
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mother who believes everybody is evil. My mother only changed
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because she thought I was going to be the next
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ed Geen. Do you know how that makes me feel?
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That she thought I would be some kind of depraved
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grave robber and murderer. I'm sorry, beck said August side,
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but I gotta admit ed Geen is my hero. Bex's
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gave him a concerned look. Not like I don't look
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up to him or anything. I mean, he saved me
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from a cruddy, lonely life. Being on that farm with
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my mother and not being able to socialize was not
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good for me. Were you thinking of digging up some friends. No,
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but my life was quickly becoming something I was getting
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tired of doing, if you know what I mean. Oh,
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he noticed the worry on her face. Sorry, I'm way
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over sharing. I shouldn't have said any of the things
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I've said in the last few minutes. I barely know you. No,
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it's okay. I'm glad you shared. I'd be lying if
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I said that I didn't have those thoughts. My home
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life isn't great either. You graduated last year when I did. Right,
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you're eighteen nineteen. I even got a job stocking shelves
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at Fritz and Erickson's to try and save up and move.
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But a dollar an hour isn't going to get me
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my own place. I guess you're right. Over the sound system,
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a voice is heard. It is now nine pm. All
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you young folks who have a curfew, It's time to
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say good night for you older folks. Here's another fast one,
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Bill Haley and his comments with Rock around the clock.
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Beck's takes her arms off, August, it was nice dancing
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with you. Not a Bill Haley fan. Curfew. Yeah, yes,
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can I walk you home? I'd like that. Let me
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use the little girl's room first. Okay. She was in
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there for ten minutes and when she came out, she
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had brushed out her pompadour and removed all her makeup.
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She gave him an awkward smile. Hey, pretty pretty, August said.
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As they walked the two miles to her house, they
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continued to talk about their lives. The one thing they
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had in common was their overbearing parents. She opened up
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and told him about the time she was punished for
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chewing gum in church. He asked what the punishment was,
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but she wouldn't say so. August told her about the
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time his mother caught him hanging out with the neighbor
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girl and how she screamed at him for talking to
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a girl who came from such an evil, immoral home.
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The rumor at the time was that the little girl's
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mother had been caught sleeping around. At least that was
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what everyone guessed when they saw her around town with
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two black eyes. The little girl started crying, and my
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mother just said, those are mighty big crocodile tears for
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the offspring of an adulterer to be shedding. The girl
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never talked to me after that, and to this day,
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if she sees me, she turns around and walks the
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other way. Did you get punished? She tore my hide up?
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Real good? You sure you want to keep walking me?
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You're getting aways from your place. You're over on Archer right,
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I've got nothing else going on. How much further is
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it if we cut through the old cemetery about a
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half a mile. Dorset was a rather old town, and
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this century old cemetery desperately needed some repair work. The
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arching metal sign on the rotting wrought iron posts should
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have read Dorset Pioneer Cemetery, but many letters had fallen
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off from age or had been stolen. August hesitated before
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following her through the archway. I've never been in a
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cemetery before, not even when your father passed. She asked,
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I didn't go. Your mother didn't make you. She tried,
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and I ran away. What cemetery is he buried in
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this one. I have to get home, or I'd say,
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let's look for him. I don't want to anyway. Oh okay,