April 30, 2025

S.S. Death Glamp - Spring Break Turns into a Blood-Soaked Nightmare

S.S. Death Glamp - Spring Break Turns into a Blood-Soaked Nightmare
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Spring break was supposed to mean bikinis, parties, and Instagram followers… but for the girls of Delta Phi, paradise becomes a blood-soaked nightmare.At Stardust Court, a twisted glamping resort full of cheerful trailers and dark secrets, the sisters quickly discover that monstrous killers, human experiments, and horrifying betrayals lurk behind every colorful door.

💀 Can the Delta Phi girls survive a spring break filled with soap-making Nazis, brutal murders, and the fight of their lives? If you love survival horror, slasher thrills, brutal backwoods terror, and grindhouse-style storytelling, you can’t miss this brutal new episode of Weekly Spooky!

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  • Backwoods slashers and terrifying killers
  • Creepy campground survival nightmare
  • Non-stop suspense, gore, and betrayal!

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🎵 Music by Ray Mattis 👉 Check out Ray’s incredible work here !
👨‍💼 Executive Producers: Rob Fields, Bobbletopia.com
🎥 Produced by: Daniel Wilder
🌐 Explore more terrifying tales at: WeeklySpooky.com
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Spring break was supposed to be bikinis, parties and followers,

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but for the girls of Delta Phi, glamping at Stardust

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Court turns into a living nightmare. In a twisted paradise

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of themed trailers and Nazi medical atrocities, the Sorority sisters

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must fight for their lives against monstrous killers.

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What's that You want to be scared? Come with me.

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You will experience tales, our opera, ghosts and death. It

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is not recommended at the foot of week at Heart

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Heart listeners in the dark, it's more fun at that

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Hello, my spookies, It's Wednesday, and you know what that means.

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It's time for a little spooky in your weekly. I'm

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your host and narrator, Enrique Kuto. In tonight's story is

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yet another twisted tale from the mind of David O'Hanlon,

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the man behind the Babysitter Massacre book series and many

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monstrous episodes of this very show. But before we get

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spring break is supposed to be a time for fun, party, sunshine,

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and a little harmless trouble. But sometimes when you leave

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the safety of the world, you know you find yourself

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somewhere different. Tonight's story is about a group of girls

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who thought they were going to have the time of

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their lives. They signed up for a weekend of glamorous

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camping or glamping at a quiet little place called Stardust Court,

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But they didn't know Stardust has some very strange traditions.

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So get ready to pitch your tent as we tell

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this story. After this SS death Glamp by David O'Hanlon,

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spring break Bitches, Ivalise shouted from the sorority house balcony.

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She held the selfie stick up to show off the

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crowd below and the new tits professor Binderman bought her

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for Valentines. He gave his wife a crockpot. Ivalise flashed

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a peace sign and rolled her eyes back in the trademark,

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pending a hiego face to sign off. She pulled the

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phone from the stick and tucked it into the waistband

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of her leggings, teeth, taking deep breaths through her nose

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before turning to her sisters below. She manifested a smile

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like witches conjured demons. Becca, what are you wearing? Her

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melodious voice made the question sound benign, like sugar frosting

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on brass knuckles. I just announced that it's spring break

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to like a million followers. This is the sexiest time

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of the year. It's like Christmas for middle aged men.

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Dilfs and sweaty guys named Chuck. They're expecting slutty co

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eds on all our socials, and you're wearing a goddamn sweater.

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It's still a little chilly this morning. Becca muttered, good,

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your fucking nipples will show Ivy hissed back. Nips are

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the difference between a lay ass thumbs up and a

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fucking heart react. We are Delta Phi. We are the

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NCAA champions of causing premature ejaculations, not some Ukrainian brothel.

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You look like someone's grandmother. We're handing out hard ons,

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not hard candies. Gertrude, Now ditch the sweater, shake out

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that messy bun, and give our subscribers a reason to

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renew their Blue Chee subscriptions. There was a reason they

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called her poison Ivalise. She stormed inside and rolled her

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eyes at the other Senior Sorority sisters. The social media

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blitz had been her idea, so she got to be

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the face of the program. It had been a huge

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success for the sorority as a whole, but Ivalise still

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wasn't getting the attention she craved. Despite all evidence to

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the fact. She refused to believe it had anything to

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do with her personality. She picked up the brochure from

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Stardust Court. I can't even with these freshmen, She growled.

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That Becca bitch is hopeless. We should have never let

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her in. Vanilla is still a flavor, Sasha said, while

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applying her eyeliner. People like that mousey schoolgirl look, and

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it makes the rest of us look hotter. Why are

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you doing this stardust shit, Ivalise asked, hoping the answer

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had changed since the last time she brought it up.

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Come on spring break at a trailer park. You'll be

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able to get back to your roots, Nina quipped, by

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the way they're showing, Ivalise crumpled the brochure in her

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fist and stiffened. Nina smiled malevolently waiting for a response.

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Ivalise might have been the defending champion of bitchiness, but

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one wrong word towards the handy capable Nina would mean

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she was out on her ass with no degree and

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her social presence canceled. Ivalise had been bullying her endlessly

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since the Dean demanded all the frats and sororities diversify

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their ranks, but all that changed when she got caught

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calling Nina a retard on camera. The school was ready

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to give her the boot then, but Nina wanted them

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to give her a second chance. Humiliating the bitch was

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going to be way more fun, and Nina was doing great.

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Nina became the first fan tasty model with down syndrome

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and surpassed Ivalise's subscriptions by ten thousand in the first

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six months. When Ivalise sucked an F into a C

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minus for English, Nina won an Independent Publishing Award for

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her poetry. Ivalise got Homecoming Queen, Nina got Miss Ohio.

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Every chance Nina got to one up her sorority sister,

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she took and almost always came out on top. Sasha

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sighed and turned on her stool. She'd seen enough of

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these standoffs to know how it was going to go.

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After last year's incident. The dean thinks we need to

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do something else, something She flapped her hands in exasperation.

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Less collegiate, what does that even mean? Ivalise scoffed, like

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no club stuff this year, ivy, Sasha said. The dean said,

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last year, all we posted was us making out with

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strangers and drinking cap We totally introduced ourselves to those guys.

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Ivalise countered, and we did lots of drugs too. Yeah,

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it was very on brand, Nina said. The dean knows

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what goes on, but she wants us to show Delta

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Phi has depth other than your throat. No clubs and

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fratthouses this time. I didn't hear you complaining about the

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fratthouses when you were riding Justin Blake's beef bus to Downstown.

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Ivory spat. I'm not spending our spring break camping in

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a fucking trailer park. It's not camping, Ivy, it's glamping,

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and it isn't a trailer park, Sasha corrected her. Each

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trailer is themed, which will make our videos stand out.

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There's also a pool, which means bikinis and wet t shirts.

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Those videos get eighty three percent more interactions eighty five

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if Nina's in them. Plus, the owners make their own

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cosmetics and boutique soaps, and they're offering us a cut

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of any business we swing their way. Great hillbilly body wash,

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Ivealise huffed the fresh scent of cousin fucking with a

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hint of Marlborough light. Does it come with a raccoon

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tail loofa we are not doing this, Nina watched excitedly

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as Sasha rose from the stool. I Valise's cocky smile slipped,

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and she fumbled the recovery, settling into a neutral pucker

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like a kid that just pissed in Santa's lap. You

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might be the face of the sorority, Ivy, but I'm

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still the president, Sasha said, calmly. You will be going

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glamping with your sisters, and you will be hyping the

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Stardust cosmetics line with a big fucking smile. Douche queen.

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You're going to do giveaways and grab bags, and if

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I deem necessary, you'll lather up the freshmen with their

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soap and shout yeehaw. Because if you think I was

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a bitch when you were a pledge, just tell me

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what this sorority will and won't be doing again. Yeah,

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I Valise whispered, like whatever is fine. The audience doesn't

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care where we look hot at anyway. So let's go glamping.

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That's the spirit, Sasha purred as she slank back into

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her seat. We leave in an hour. The rest of

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the girls will follow tomorrow.

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Don't go away, weekly, spooky, We'll be right back.

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Sasha pulled the range rover onto the long stretch of

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gravel that led to Stardust Court. Ivalise rode shotgun and

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cast a hateful glance to the rearview mirror. Nina sat

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in the back with Becca and Daphne, the only one

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Ivy liked, if you could call it that, Delta Phi

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got plenty of ad revenue, but this was their first

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opportunity at a real endoor deal. Sasha had handpicked what

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she called the raiding party to make sure they were

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ready to make the most of it. The fact that

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her choices pissed Ivy off was a bonus. They needed

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to make the Stardust cosmetics line look good, and Sasha

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knew everything about looking good. I thought I told you

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to lose the sweater, Ivalise said, I did. Beca corrected

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her with obvious confusion. This one's blue, that one was teal,

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and I took my messy bun down. You put it

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in a different type of bun, you fucking librarian, Ivalise huffed. Jesus,

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you look like you masturbate with the lights off and

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under the covers, Daphne added. Becca squirmed in the seat.

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Nina nudged her with her elbow, signaling Becca to say

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something back, but the film student just Zagdor's shoulders and

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melted into the leather. We're here, Sasha said. The gravel

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path left the woods behind and opened up into a

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picturesque clearing dotted with eighteen campers and single wide mobile

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homes from the fifties and sixties with eye catching paint jobs,

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including murals on several white rock trails led from each

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and joined a circular central hub surrounding a large pool.

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Lawn ornaments and furniture around the domiciles matched the themes of each.

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An air stream painted like a mushroom had a contingent

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of gnomes guarding it, while butterflies seemed to flutter around

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them as if they were trained for it. Another had

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plastic flamingos in the yard, next to a grill and

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retro lawn chairs. A wooden cigar shop Indian stood on

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the porch of a trailer home with a desert motif

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painted along its sides. There was a castle them, one

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with a stone horse in the yard, and a barnyard

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one with hay bales and a miniature windmill. We should

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call the others, Becka said, perking up at the sight

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of the place. We can get them to bring props

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and costumes and boys, Daphne said, Calm your clam, Sasha snapped,

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we are not having a redo of last year. No drugs,

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no practical jokes, and no guys. Just because charges were

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dropped doesn't mean the cases closed. One freshman has an

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aneurysm and you turn us into a convent. Ivy muttered,

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if you get horny, you can squat on a nome.

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Sasha shot back, I called dibbs on the wild West trailer.

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Daphne smiled stupidly, which was how she did everything. It

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goes with my cowgirl hat. You brought a cowgirl hat,

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Nina asked. Always Daphne pushed her breast together. Cleavage plus

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cowgirl hat is like the most important equation in life.

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Free drinks everywhere I go. Plus I never get speeding tickets.

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I even brought up my credit score like a hundred

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points in a weekend thanks to that hat and the

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cutest little juicy tank with that is one big bitch,

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Sasha said, interrupting Daphne's ted talk. The proprietor of Stardust

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Court sauntered onto the porch of the farmhouse turned guest center.

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The eighty nine year old woman looked barely out of

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her fifties. Her long blonde hair showed no signs of

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gray as deep gold curls shined vibrantly in the sun.

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Her skin was still taut, and her makeup looked professionally done.

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Black liner drew attention to her eyes as blue and

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cold as antarctic ice. Delta Phi would have no problem

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selling her cosmetics. More impressive than her age defying look

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was her proportions, standing six foot one with full breasts

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and broad shoulders that made her waist look even tighter.

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She moved down the steps to greet her guests with

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the stature and grace of an empress. Descending from her throne.

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She could play for the calves. Daphne whispered, I bet

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she wears a strap on everywhere, since no boys are allowed.

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You better hope, so Nina told her. The sisters got

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out of the suv to meet their host. The woman

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prowled across the immaculate gravel and extended her hand to Sasha.

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Greta Spitz. She said, with a slight German accent, be

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more popular if Greta swallowed Daphne snickered, you'd know, Becca whispered.

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Greta looked at them suspiciously, her smile wavering but never disappearing.

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She circled the fire girls, assessing each the way a

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lioness picks the weakest of the herd. Before pouncing. She

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pinched Daphne's exposed mid section. So petite, she said, moving

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to Nina, I had anticipated a larger group given your

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social media presence. Five is a bit underwhelming. That's why

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we're here, Ivy said, putting an arm over Daphne's shoulders.

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Quality over quantity. Quality is very important to me. Greta

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turned to Becca, who stood almost a full foot shorter,

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and lifted the ko ed's chin to examine the lines

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on her face. Then she turned her attention to Ivalise,

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though I see the definition is open to interpretation. The

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other sisters will be here in the morning, Sasha explained.

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Becca is a film student. Her and I are going

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to come up with a list of shots that really

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showcase your place and hype stardust cosmetics. That sort of

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thing is beyond me, Greta said, Please pick whichever cabins

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suit your tastes and settle in I'll leave the two

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of you to your fielmen machin Danka, Becca said softly.

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Greta looked at her curiously. My great grandpa was from Germany,

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she explained. I'm gonna get unpacked. I can't wait to

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get started. Greta walked to Daphne again, curling the sister's

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red locks around her fingers. Perhaps while they are busy,

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you might like to come inside to try the line.

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Do you have something that'll go with a pink cowgirl hat?

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Daphne asked, trust me, dear Greta chewed her bottom lip.

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I know precisely what your face needs. Go make yourself comfortable,

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then come to see me. At six, they watched the

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hostess walk back inside. Becca was already hauling her bags

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to the trailer with the nomes. Ivy tell the freshman

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to take my stuff to the one with the flamingos

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when she's done. Moving into Smurf Village, Sasha barked, I'm

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going to take some videos around the camp o m

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g ives. Nina gasped, they have the perfect themed trailer

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for you too. Oh, never mind, that's the porta potty.

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Maybe they have one with a stripper pole. Though, or

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an abortion clinic theme. You two knock that shit off,

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Sasha snapped. Delta Phi is a brand, and you two

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are the tits of that brand. So if you want

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to keep fighting, do it in the pool, in your swimsuits,

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or in a tub of baby oil. Put it to

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use or put it to rest. Sasha stormed off. We

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should have gone to the beach. Ivalis growled, there's enough

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plastic in the ocean. Nina flicked Ivy's nipple on her

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way by fucking bitch.

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You're not safe yet, Weekly Spooky will be right back.

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That is no good. Greta paced the attic. Do you

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see a grunt? Answered from the far corner. Bath Boutique

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is giving us a display in a thousand stores. It

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is a substantial order, and with Mother's Day around the corner,

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there will be more to follow, Greta said, and this

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is what I have to work with. Two of them

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are usable, the boring one maybe it is hard to

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see with that stupid sweater diversity Barbie and the ginger

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though nine stupid little girls in their snatched waists, low

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car booty, boot camp bimbos. Greta spat in disgusted. The

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hidden figure returned the gesture stock like theirs will not

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be enough to make quota, let alone build our inventory.

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If they're all this scrawnye, we may need to take

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more drastic steps. A high pitched squeal responded. This country

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throws away forty million tons of food a year, and

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I get these twigs. Greta said, prepare for tomorrow. The

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redhead is of no use to our business, so I've

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arranged for her to come here tonight. You may keep

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her for your entertainment. Your old Dolly is ready for

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the waist bind. A happy shriek of thanks came from

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the darkness. Greta nodded to a dead body on a

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pillow top mattress. Bones showed where the flesh had rotted

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or been bitten off. Only tufts of hair still remained

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on its broken skull, and one leg lay disconnected from

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the shattered pelvis. I forgot how hard you fack mine

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bruder she pard King Arthur and the Knights of Cameltoe.

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Ivalise huffed. She'd always wanted to be a princess, so

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the medieval themed camper seemed a natural choice. Laying nearly

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naked on the faux fur bedspread Staring up at the

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mini chandelier of antlers made her reconsider her aspirations. Electric

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candles provided little light that twinkled annoyingly on the suit

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of armor that stood ready to be cucked in the corner.

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Except they hadn't been allowed to invite any guys along,

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not that it would have been much more fun. The

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bed was barely larger than a cot, and the community

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shower was all the way around the other side of

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the guest center. Ivy went to the fridge, rolling her

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eyes at the wooden facade. It definitely wasn't stocked for

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the girls of Delta Phi pale Ale and a glass

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pitcher full of water. She pulled out the pitcher and

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opened a cabinet to find cheesy plastic chalices. Of course,

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she muttered, this place should at least come with a

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serving when sure a court jester. A gentle rap on

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the door startled her, and she fumbled the goblet, which

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bounced pathetically on the countertop. Ask for a fool, and

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Becca comes a knockin'. This better be important, bitch. Ivy

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went to the door and shoved it open, hoping to

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hit the geek square in her boring face. Whoa. The

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man dropped off the steps and almost fell before righting himself.

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He smiled at her. Damn, I still can't believe how

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great doctor H's work looks on you. Neil. Ivy covered

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her bare breasts with her arm. What are you doing?

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It's not what I'm doing. Professor Neil Bndermann practically skipped

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up to the top step. It's what I've done. Let

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me in and I'll tell you everything. He didn't wait

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for her to comply, and used his tubby body to

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move her out of his way. As he pushed into

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the medieval themed trailer. The history professor looked around and paled.

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This is absolutely terrible, he said, Kevin Costner, playing Robin

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Hood levels of terrible. It's just a hodgepodge of centuries

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and cultures. Is that a plastic chalice? Neil focus Ivalise

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didn't shut the door. You can't be here for at

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least three different reasons. You need to go. I will,

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I will, he reassured her. But I I had to

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come tonight. You've got two hands and a wife that

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could have handled that. Ivy said, no, that's not what

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I mean, he shrugged. But I am already here and

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you are a dressed for the occasion, so we might

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as well not happening, Neil. Ivy pointed to the door.

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Now get out before Sasha sees your car. I've parked

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down the road and walked the rest of the way,

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he said, with growing excitement. You have to know what

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happened tonight. I did it, Ivy, I finally did it.

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Did what I was eating dinner, he said, third Mississippi

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pot roast in two weeks. I never should have given

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her that goddamn crockpot. Anyhow, I'm four bites into the

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same mediocre meal. My son is sitting there looking like

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he went bobbing for apples in a tackle box with

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all that shit stuck in his face. His sister's rolling

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on her phone, cracking up over dumb kids doing dumb dances.

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My mother in law used to do donkey shows in Tijuana,

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and I swear that's where my wife and daughter got

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their laugh from. Would you get to the point? Ivy

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looked outside suspiciously. We're going to get caught. I'm getting there,

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I promise, he laughed. Millie was just sitting there, shoveling

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food in her mouth and giving us commentary on the recipe,

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like any of us give a single shit. She'd finish

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a sentence and I'd watch her chins wiggle a few

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seconds longer, and that's when I did it. Oh fuck me,

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Ivy groaned. I plan on it every night now because

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I did it. He grasped her wrists with a soft,

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sickly squish of accumulated palm sweat. I stood up and

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told her I was leaving her. I ran out to

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the car and drove straight here as a free man, Ivy,

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we can be together now, officially and publicly. You're still

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a profess. Shit. Tell me you didn't. It's too late

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in the evening, but I left the dean of voicemail

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telling her my plans, you dumbass. Ivy shoved past him

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and poured herself a chalice of water. What were you thinking.

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I'm on the verge of stardom. When I graduate, I'll

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be traveling the world and doing big things like influencing

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and stuff. And we can do it together. Neil lowered

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himself carefully to one knee. We can do it all together.

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Now, did you hear that? Better check the locks on

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your doors weekly, spooky. We'll be right.

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Back, Ivy, jabbed a finger towards him and leaned in

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so the point pressed into his bulbous Now, she shook

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her head slowly. Don't you fucking dare, she warned him,

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For starters, You didn't have time to even get a ring.

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You also don't have the taste to pick one out.

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Then there's the small issue that it would never ever happen.

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But what we have, Neil stammered in confusion, this is

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something special, Ivy, not remotely. She slid her panties to

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the side to give him a quick look that drew

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an immediate squeal and shudder from him. It's drier than

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your wife's fucking roast, Neil, I can fix that, not

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without astroglide and Piccardi, she scoffed. You think you're the

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only teacher I needed a passing grade from Jesus Christ.

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How do you think I got accepted in the first place.

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We have football players guaranteed to get drafted, probably just

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to the Browns, but still going to be way more

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famous than a former history professor. I'm not some fucking YouTuber, Neil.

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I make more in a month selling my bathwater than

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you do all year. I'm even huge on twitch, and

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the only game I know how to play is Tetris.

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Apparently it's not the only game you know how to play,

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he whimpered, rising slowly and backing to the door. I

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love you, Ivy, I can make you happy. Wow, Neil

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delusional much, Ivy snickered. You got a forty two inch

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waist and an inch and a half cock. I don't

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think it even got deep enough inside me to count

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as fucking. You can't provide for me, you can't make

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me look good, and you can't make me orgasm. How

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are you going to make me happy? Exactly? Do you

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know a lot of good jokes? Or is this proposal

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the only one you got? Get the fuck out of

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my glamper. Daphne skipped into the parlor and spread her

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arms wide today. What do you think? She asked Greta

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with a phony drawl vunderbar Greta answered blandly, you'll need

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to remove the hat for me to put on the makeup,

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Oh toats. I just wanted you to have like an

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appreciation for what I'm doing. See I can wear this

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and show off that trailer I'm in with all the

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wild West stuff. Insta is going to flip they love

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cosplay on that app, so this is like that, kind

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of with the hat and the cutoffs. I texted Sarah.

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She's one of the sorority sisters that's coming tomorrow and

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she's bringing me her muddy girls so that I can

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complete the ensemble and do like this whole white trash

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coateur thing. If I do a little reverse cowgirl grinding

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on a pillow, Sis, there will be so many bids

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for that pillow on WhatsApp tonight. I'll cut you in,

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of course, since it's your pillow. Greta walked over and

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flipped the hat off Daphne's head so it hung by

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its drawstring. She gestured to the makeup chair. Please take

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a seat, she said, right sure. Daphne giggled all the

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way to the chair. Oh darn it, I should have

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taken off my old makeup first. There is no need,

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Greta said, reassuringly. Oh do you have like some kind

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of fancy makeup remover too? Yes. The spiked truncheon smashed

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through Daphne's face. Why don't you do something about ivy,

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Becca asked, carrying the margaritas to the back of the

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Floridian trailer while a beach Boy's forty five spun on

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the turntable. Because I'm the president, Sasha said, sitting on

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the edge of the bed in her Vutan robe. It's

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my job to put people in their place. It won't

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mean anything if I do it. If you don't want

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Ivy throwing punches, then stop acting like a punching bag,

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sage advice. Becke handed off one glass and sipped from

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the other. I'm not built for that. I don't know

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how to be mean, no shit, Sasha took a gulp

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and moaned appreciatively. Fuck, that's good. Power is being able

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to take more than the other person is willing to lose.

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If you want ivolists to stop fucking with you, then

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put up with her shit for a few more months.

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And when all the new little freshman girls come titty

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bopping into the house, that's when you stand up to her.

445
00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:01.960
Make her a look bad in front of all of them.

446
00:33:02.279 --> 00:33:07.480
That's the thing Ivy isn't willing to lose. It's not

447
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:14.720
just the mean part. Beca sighed being aggressive taking charge.

448
00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:18.400
I don't know how to be assertive. Then I guess

449
00:33:18.480 --> 00:33:23.000
you need to start practicing. Sasha uncrossed her legs and

450
00:33:23.119 --> 00:33:26.720
teased the hem of the robe up her thigh schools

451
00:33:26.759 --> 00:33:30.400
in becks, chug that glass of courage. Then get over

452
00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:34.279
here and take charge. Bend me to your will and

453
00:33:34.400 --> 00:33:38.799
any other ways you want. It's your game tonight. Practice

454
00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:51.160
makes perfect, I guess. Daphne's head bounced off each step

455
00:33:51.680 --> 00:33:55.319
as Greta effortlessly dragged her up the stairs to the

456
00:33:55.359 --> 00:33:59.200
second floor. Greta took a moment to pop her knuckles

457
00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:03.079
and adjust did the crumpled cowgirl hat on her blonde

458
00:34:03.200 --> 00:34:07.200
locks before going up the last flight to the attic.

459
00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:12.639
The corpse groaned as the steep staircase beat stray air

460
00:34:12.760 --> 00:34:16.199
from her lungs. Greta pushed the door open with her

461
00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:21.639
foot and slung Daphne in with a flourish TOADA what

462
00:34:21.800 --> 00:34:27.559
you think, she said, mocking Daphne's earlier accent. She tossed

463
00:34:27.559 --> 00:34:32.519
the hat over Daphne's face and spat operation paper clip

464
00:34:32.639 --> 00:34:36.719
my foot. Papa should have followed the Fyodor to Argentina,

465
00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:40.840
but no, he makes us come to Ohio because the

466
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:45.320
science is more important. Look where the science got us, Papa.

467
00:34:45.840 --> 00:34:50.800
Look at bruder black drapes blue. In the evening, breeze

468
00:34:50.840 --> 00:34:59.360
around the open veranda doors. Lick mick einarsh.

469
00:34:57.760 --> 00:35:02.039
More scarce to come weekly, Spooky, We'll be right back.

470
00:35:05.239 --> 00:35:09.400
Professor Bendermann sat behind the steering wheel, sobbing as he

471
00:35:09.480 --> 00:35:14.039
scrolled through Ivy's nudes. Snot spread across the whiskers of

472
00:35:14.079 --> 00:35:18.599
his mustache and dripped onto the phone. He rubbed it off,

473
00:35:19.079 --> 00:35:22.760
causing the phone to scroll through the picks rapidly. He

474
00:35:22.840 --> 00:35:27.400
watched them flicker like the wheel of fortune. Wheel it slowed,

475
00:35:28.239 --> 00:35:33.039
stopped jackpot. He threw his head back and let out

476
00:35:33.039 --> 00:35:37.000
a baleful cry. At least he still had something to

477
00:35:37.079 --> 00:35:41.199
remember her. She may not have loved him back, or

478
00:35:41.920 --> 00:35:45.400
even liked him at all, but that didn't change his

479
00:35:45.519 --> 00:35:49.840
feelings for her. He was pretty sure masturbating while crying

480
00:35:49.960 --> 00:35:53.079
was one of the steps in the grieving process, the

481
00:35:53.159 --> 00:35:57.239
third one that sounded right. He looked up from the

482
00:35:57.320 --> 00:35:59.960
phone to make sure none of the glampers were out

483
00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:04.079
for a stroll on the gravel road. He quickly shimmered

484
00:36:04.119 --> 00:36:07.719
his slacks down to mid thigh and wrapped two fingers

485
00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:11.960
around his shaft. Neil replayed Ivy's words in his head,

486
00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:16.800
turning her hatefulness into wrist rocket fuel. He brought the

487
00:36:16.840 --> 00:36:20.840
phone closer to his face and dragged his tongue across

488
00:36:20.880 --> 00:36:26.239
the screen. Neil watched his saliva run down. Something else

489
00:36:26.719 --> 00:36:30.360
was on the screen, though he squinted at it, but

490
00:36:30.480 --> 00:36:34.599
didn't want to break his rhythm. Then he stopped completely.

491
00:36:35.559 --> 00:36:40.360
It was the reflection of someone outside the window. He

492
00:36:40.519 --> 00:36:44.320
was too close to stop. He turned his head, praying

493
00:36:44.360 --> 00:36:53.039
that it wasn't a cop. It wasn't. Open up, Nina

494
00:36:53.119 --> 00:36:58.159
whisper shouted as she clacked the mushroom shaped door knocker again. Becca,

495
00:36:58.559 --> 00:37:04.239
it's me, open the door, Nina, Becha said from behind her.

496
00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:09.519
Nina jumped and spun around. Don't do that. Why are

497
00:37:09.599 --> 00:37:15.559
you outside so late? Because I'm not seven, Becha said questioningly.

498
00:37:16.400 --> 00:37:20.800
It's only like eight thirty, which is really damn late,

499
00:37:21.599 --> 00:37:25.719
Nina continued in a whisper, Especially when there's a creepy

500
00:37:25.719 --> 00:37:33.000
ass backpacker lurking around. Creepy backpacker, sh yes, and he's

501
00:37:33.079 --> 00:37:37.840
fucking huge. It's probably some frat douche come to play

502
00:37:37.880 --> 00:37:43.400
hostess factory with Ivolis. What do you think, Twinkie or Honeybun?

503
00:37:44.360 --> 00:37:48.760
That bitch is definitely a ho ho, Nina said. This

504
00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:53.199
guy didn't look like a college student though. What did

505
00:37:53.239 --> 00:37:57.679
he look like? A giant with a backpack? Nina threw

506
00:37:57.719 --> 00:38:00.599
her hands in the air. I don't know, oh, I

507
00:38:00.639 --> 00:38:04.280
couldn't see him very well. He just didn't look right.

508
00:38:04.800 --> 00:38:09.039
And he was dragging something too, I think. Try not

509
00:38:09.159 --> 00:38:15.000
to beca shrugged working out great for daff shit, there's Sasha,

510
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:19.519
Nina hissed. We have to warn her, there's nothing too.

511
00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:24.000
It was too late. Nina was already sprinting after the

512
00:38:24.000 --> 00:38:29.079
House President. Sasha walked unsteadily across the white rocks in

513
00:38:29.119 --> 00:38:32.559
a pair of black and gold slides that matched her robe.

514
00:38:33.280 --> 00:38:36.960
A designer toiletry bag swung from her wrist, while her

515
00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:40.000
other hand was busy with the THCHC pen she was

516
00:38:40.039 --> 00:38:44.320
puffing on. Nina slid through the gravel and caught hold

517
00:38:44.360 --> 00:38:49.599
of Sasha's robe. We can't be out here, she whispered Nina.

518
00:38:50.320 --> 00:38:53.559
Sasha wrapped her knuckles with the vape. This is an

519
00:38:53.559 --> 00:38:58.519
eighteen hundred dollars robe. There is a fret. Wait are

520
00:38:58.559 --> 00:39:03.480
you shitting me? Eyed Sasha, up and down, bit like

521
00:39:03.559 --> 00:39:08.000
wrapping a McChicken in one hundred dollars bill, bitch. Sasha

522
00:39:08.039 --> 00:39:12.400
looked over Nina's shoulder at the approaching Becca. What's up?

523
00:39:13.000 --> 00:39:17.960
Nina saw some guy out hiking. Becca explained, a big

524
00:39:18.440 --> 00:39:25.599
fucking guy. Nina corrected her, okay, and Sasha gestured at

525
00:39:25.599 --> 00:39:29.400
the stardust court. Greta looks great for her age, but

526
00:39:30.159 --> 00:39:35.079
she's still ancient. It's probably the groundskeeper or whatever. My

527
00:39:35.199 --> 00:39:38.760
dad has like three of them and he's only fifty. No, Biggie,

528
00:39:39.880 --> 00:39:44.760
I don't think it's the lawn guy, Nina said. Whatever, girl,

529
00:39:45.360 --> 00:39:47.320
I gotta get a shower and get my notes in

530
00:39:47.400 --> 00:39:49.559
order so we can get all the work done quickly

531
00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:54.480
instead of wasting our entire spring break. But the guy,

532
00:39:55.159 --> 00:39:59.079
Nina started, If I see him, I'll point him towards Daphne.

533
00:39:59.679 --> 00:40:03.440
She likes big and dumb. Sasha took another pull from

534
00:40:03.480 --> 00:40:08.199
the pen, and she'll settle for just one or the other. Besides,

535
00:40:08.320 --> 00:40:12.559
she probably wants to show off Greta's makeover. Come on, Nina,

536
00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:21.840
Becca tugged at her arm. I got some ideas for you, anyways.

537
00:40:22.360 --> 00:40:26.840
Greta walked along the prep table, examining the chubby, middle

538
00:40:26.880 --> 00:40:30.679
aged corpse. There wasn't much of the face left, and

539
00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:35.039
his jaw hung attached only by the torn meaty cheeks.

540
00:40:36.039 --> 00:40:38.599
At least it wasn't one of the girls. But this

541
00:40:38.880 --> 00:40:44.159
is still reckless, she scolded. Her brother gave a disgruntled growl.

542
00:40:45.079 --> 00:40:47.880
I know what they said, but we can't just snatch

543
00:40:47.920 --> 00:40:51.639
the first fat pervert you find. Greta flicked the tiny,

544
00:40:51.719 --> 00:40:56.119
flaccid penis. Still I'm sure he didn't tell anyone he

545
00:40:56.199 --> 00:41:00.320
was coming out here to spy on young girls. Her

546
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:04.880
brother's deformed hand passed over the man's phone. Greta looked

547
00:41:04.920 --> 00:41:08.800
at it, and then the dead man. Let's hope it

548
00:41:08.920 --> 00:41:13.960
doesn't need face id. Luckily it opened with his thumb print.

549
00:41:14.760 --> 00:41:18.960
Greta scrolled backwards through the nude photos. Most were just

550
00:41:19.159 --> 00:41:22.800
close ups of various body parts, but then she got

551
00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:27.519
to one with a face. She squeezed the phone and

552
00:41:27.679 --> 00:41:32.159
took a deep breath. There was a squeal of anticipation.

553
00:41:33.280 --> 00:41:38.639
Greta nodded and showed him the picture of ivalise. New plan,

554
00:41:39.320 --> 00:41:43.400
she said, kill this tramp and dump her body in

555
00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:48.519
his trunk. We make tomorrow seem like his work. While

556
00:41:48.519 --> 00:41:52.519
the cops search for this degenerate, their wives will be

557
00:41:52.599 --> 00:41:57.000
at home washing up with soap made from his lard.

558
00:42:01.039 --> 00:42:05.760
Sasha lathered her body with the soap Greta provided. She

559
00:42:05.840 --> 00:42:09.719
took her time, letting the therapeutic aromas work their way

560
00:42:09.840 --> 00:42:14.960
up to her nose. The bar glided smoothly, leaving a refreshing,

561
00:42:15.039 --> 00:42:20.400
minty tingle in its wake. Dua lipa sang in her earbuds,

562
00:42:20.760 --> 00:42:24.159
and Sasha let herself get lost in her own stoned

563
00:42:24.559 --> 00:42:28.599
a roematic little world. She was oblivious to the door

564
00:42:29.000 --> 00:42:34.440
opening and someone entering the showers with her. She felt

565
00:42:34.480 --> 00:42:37.719
the tug on her hair and her heart skipped a beat,

566
00:42:38.679 --> 00:42:43.800
but then she sagged and giggled. I guess less than

567
00:42:43.800 --> 00:42:48.000
one was a success, she said. The hand moved to

568
00:42:48.039 --> 00:42:51.679
the back of her neck and squeezed, eliciting a gasp.

569
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:56.639
Her guest pushed her forward, pressing her against the tile wall.

570
00:42:57.679 --> 00:43:03.000
Sasha chewed her lip. You are a very fast learner.

571
00:43:03.719 --> 00:43:06.639
As your house president, it is my job to serve

572
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:11.559
the needs of the sorority sisters, she moaned, excitedly, tell

573
00:43:11.559 --> 00:43:15.440
me what you need, make me serve you. The hand

574
00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:19.800
traced down Sasha's spine through the soap SuDS. She shuddered,

575
00:43:19.840 --> 00:43:24.960
but was held firmly in place. God damn, she whimpered,

576
00:43:25.639 --> 00:43:29.480
We need to give you margeritas more often. Sasha was

577
00:43:29.519 --> 00:43:33.440
surprised by how assertive Becha was being, but more so

578
00:43:34.039 --> 00:43:38.559
how strong the weed cartridge was. It felt like a

579
00:43:38.639 --> 00:43:41.360
third hand was stroking her cheek.

580
00:43:43.280 --> 00:43:48.480
If you thought that was scary, just you wait, weekly spooky,

581
00:43:48.639 --> 00:43:49.760
We'll be right back.

582
00:43:51.639 --> 00:43:55.519
As fingers followed the SuDS down between her buttocks and

583
00:43:55.639 --> 00:44:01.079
others traced along her ear, she realized there actually were

584
00:44:01.519 --> 00:44:05.239
three hands. She reached for the one at her neck.

585
00:44:06.039 --> 00:44:10.960
It was lumpy, with large, misshapen knuckles and growths along

586
00:44:11.039 --> 00:44:15.320
its fingers. Sasha twisted and the hand shoved her face

587
00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:19.800
harder against the tile. The third hand moved from her cheek.

588
00:44:20.280 --> 00:44:23.840
Its long, slender fingers seemed to connect straight to the

589
00:44:23.880 --> 00:44:28.679
wardy wrist. She tried to scream when the hand forced

590
00:44:28.719 --> 00:44:32.840
itself into her mouth. Its fingers stretched down the back

591
00:44:32.880 --> 00:44:36.320
of her throat. Vomits spurted around the arm as it

592
00:44:36.360 --> 00:44:40.960
went deeper. Sasha's throat spasmed around the hand, and its

593
00:44:41.039 --> 00:44:45.320
owner shrieked with wild pleasure. He shoved it in, further,

594
00:44:45.960 --> 00:44:49.320
splitting her cheeks. As her jaw snapped from its hinges.

595
00:44:50.159 --> 00:44:53.599
The attacker jerked his hand back, ripping her throat out

596
00:44:53.639 --> 00:44:59.920
from the inside. Sasha slumped to the floor. Her kil

597
00:45:00.239 --> 00:45:03.480
took the phone from his pocket and used the severed

598
00:45:03.519 --> 00:45:07.000
thumb to open it to the last picture. He held

599
00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:12.639
it next to Sasha's face for confirmation. He growled in frustration.

600
00:45:13.760 --> 00:45:19.000
Greta would be pissed. A happy shriek cheered him up.

601
00:45:19.559 --> 00:45:22.880
If it wasn't the girl from the photograph, that meant

602
00:45:23.559 --> 00:45:28.199
she still needed killing. As long as she died, it

603
00:45:28.199 --> 00:45:33.159
wouldn't matter how many times he was mistaken. The more

604
00:45:33.199 --> 00:45:36.440
bodies the police found in the car, the more likely

605
00:45:36.519 --> 00:45:39.639
they were to believe the pervert killed the rest of

606
00:45:39.679 --> 00:45:44.519
the sorority girls. It was time to kill them all.

607
00:45:48.960 --> 00:45:52.000
I've a less, snorted another line of coke and checked

608
00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:57.519
her messages. She'd told everyone about Bendermann's stupid ass. She

609
00:45:57.679 --> 00:46:01.920
checked all the notifications, but Daphne still hadn't messaged her

610
00:46:01.960 --> 00:46:06.679
back or even opened the text damn is that old

611
00:46:06.719 --> 00:46:10.480
bitch giving you a makeover or a facelift? She opened

612
00:46:10.519 --> 00:46:14.880
each of her social platforms, checking the latest engagement numbers

613
00:46:14.920 --> 00:46:18.400
on her last post, then went to Nina's pages to

614
00:46:18.480 --> 00:46:22.159
see how they stacked up. As usual, Nina was in

615
00:46:22.199 --> 00:46:27.159
the lead on all of them except one. Ivy stomped

616
00:46:27.159 --> 00:46:30.559
her feet excitedly. She screenshot at it and then went

617
00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:34.239
back to hers and did the same. Look who's on

618
00:46:34.360 --> 00:46:37.880
top downs, she said, as she sent the picks to

619
00:46:38.000 --> 00:46:43.840
Nina Di don't give a fuck about your chromosomes. Ivy

620
00:46:43.880 --> 00:46:47.440
sniffed up the stray granules and laughed at her wittiness.

621
00:46:48.079 --> 00:46:52.719
Her phone chimed with a text that's ax, bitch, red

622
00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:57.119
hats and limp dicks. Congrats. The last word exploded in

623
00:46:57.159 --> 00:47:01.000
a spray of confetti for emphasis. I scowled at the

624
00:47:01.039 --> 00:47:04.519
phone Before she could come up with a snappy retort,

625
00:47:04.880 --> 00:47:08.800
the door was torn from its hinges. It banged noisily

626
00:47:08.840 --> 00:47:12.199
across the yard, and the giant lumbered into the trailer.

627
00:47:13.000 --> 00:47:17.679
Ivalise began hyperventilating. He hunkered to fit beneath the six

628
00:47:17.719 --> 00:47:22.239
foot ceiling. His misaligned jaw stretched down to his shoulder,

629
00:47:22.480 --> 00:47:25.280
where it fused into the back of a growth sprouting

630
00:47:25.320 --> 00:47:29.719
strands of blonde hair. The giant shifted to squeeze through

631
00:47:29.760 --> 00:47:34.599
the sleeping quarters, turning the tumors towards Ivy. She crawled

632
00:47:34.639 --> 00:47:38.880
backwards across the bed. It wasn't a tumor at all.

633
00:47:39.880 --> 00:47:44.920
Its milky, lidless, gray blue eyes fixed on her and

634
00:47:45.079 --> 00:47:48.280
opened a mouth of its own to let out a

635
00:47:48.400 --> 00:47:54.320
high pitched screech of excitement. Ivy looked around for an escape,

636
00:47:54.639 --> 00:47:59.000
a weapon, a chance. The beast She'll man tore the

637
00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:02.000
head from the suit of armor and hurled it at Ivy.

638
00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:06.519
It crashed through the window behind her. Glass showered down

639
00:48:06.559 --> 00:48:10.840
her negligee, snapping her out of her paralysis. The two

640
00:48:11.000 --> 00:48:16.519
heads exchanged inarticulate vocalizations. Ivy flipped over the window frame,

641
00:48:16.960 --> 00:48:20.119
bouncing off the trailer hitch and crashing onto her knees.

642
00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:25.000
Glass and rocks cut into her flesh. She pressed herself

643
00:48:25.079 --> 00:48:29.840
up and ran for the western trailer. Daphne, open the door, bitch,

644
00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:35.480
she screamed, Daphne. Now. She started banging on the door

645
00:48:35.559 --> 00:48:40.960
with both fists, but Daphne still didn't answer. For fuck's sake,

646
00:48:41.079 --> 00:48:44.960
someone helped me. A cloud of bong smoke poured out

647
00:48:44.960 --> 00:48:49.639
of one of the trailers, and Ivy saw Nina stumble outside.

648
00:48:49.840 --> 00:48:54.039
Becca followed after her. Of course, they were the ones

649
00:48:54.079 --> 00:48:58.159
that came to her rescue. She bolted toward them, chancing

650
00:48:58.199 --> 00:49:01.960
a quick look back at the lumber ring monster. Oh

651
00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:07.760
Shitnna screamed, that's the backpacker. It's not a fucking backpack

652
00:49:08.239 --> 00:49:14.119
Ivy shouted. A gunshot boomed, and Ivy's leg exploded. She

653
00:49:14.360 --> 00:49:18.719
slid face first through the pristine white rocks. Another shot

654
00:49:18.840 --> 00:49:22.159
sent the others running back into the glamper for cover.

655
00:49:23.280 --> 00:49:27.719
Goddamn it, Lars Greta shouted, you did this, you little

656
00:49:27.920 --> 00:49:31.280
deviant Braun. You know better than to listen to him.

657
00:49:32.039 --> 00:49:35.159
Now we have to kill them all. Braun reached up

658
00:49:35.199 --> 00:49:39.320
and high fived his brother's spindly hand. Now they were

659
00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:44.360
getting exactly what they wanted. He stomped across the yard,

660
00:49:44.480 --> 00:49:47.880
kicking decorations out of his way. As he pursued the

661
00:49:47.960 --> 00:49:53.119
crawling Evealise. He grabbed her ankle and jerked her backwards hard,

662
00:49:54.199 --> 00:49:58.639
too hard. The ravaged leg tore in half, and he

663
00:49:58.719 --> 00:50:04.320
stumbled away, staring at the buckshot peppered stump. He laughed

664
00:50:04.400 --> 00:50:09.039
in great heaving chuckles before using the limb to club

665
00:50:09.119 --> 00:50:15.320
Ivy between the shoulders. Lars squealed, sending his brother instructions

666
00:50:15.400 --> 00:50:20.719
through their shared synaptic connections. Braun lifted the sorority girl

667
00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:23.760
by the hair and dragged her to the nearest lawn

668
00:50:23.800 --> 00:50:30.559
gnome Ivy's teeth scraped down the long painted cap. She

669
00:50:30.760 --> 00:50:36.119
squirmed and clawed at the earth. Braun shoved down. The

670
00:50:36.159 --> 00:50:40.639
gnome burst through the back of her skull, Her hair

671
00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:46.320
draped over its chubby body like a funeral shroud. Lars

672
00:50:46.400 --> 00:50:48.960
always had the best plans.

673
00:50:50.760 --> 00:50:51.719
Are you afraid?

674
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Good?

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Weekly, spooky, We'll be right back.

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Nina and Becca clung to each other inside the glamper.

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Above the entrance, a banner stretched between two mushrooms. There's

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no place like home, it read. Nina never thought she'd

679
00:51:13.039 --> 00:51:16.079
want to go back to that place, but it definitely

680
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beat a trailer park troll and his gun happy granny.

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What now, Becca asked, I don't know. Nina shook her head,

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freeing up a shiver that continued down her entire body.

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She watched the residual pot smoke swirling up and disappearing

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00:51:35.719 --> 00:51:39.480
from the room. She followed the wispy tendrils through a

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curtain that concealed the bathroom. The exhaust van, whirrying overhead

686
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sucked the pungent smoke outside. Nina tore down the curtain

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00:51:50.199 --> 00:51:54.000
rod and climbed onto the toilet. What are you doing,

688
00:51:54.440 --> 00:51:58.440
Becca asked, grab your phone, call the cops, and get

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ready to move. Move where outside. Buckshot blasted through the wall,

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shattering a cabinet beyond. Greta shouted to the beast in German.

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Her voice drew nearer. Nina aimed the rod at the

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corner of the fan and thrust it up, cracking the

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00:52:18.280 --> 00:52:23.960
plastic housing. Greta is pissed. Becky told her she said

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something about that thing not following orders. She said, they

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00:52:27.679 --> 00:52:31.800
were only supposed to kill the whore. Of course, this

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00:52:31.960 --> 00:52:36.199
is Ivy's fault. Nina banged on the fan again, freeing

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the first corner. The monster outside slammed a fist against

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the front door. Becca screamed and started to sob. It's okay,

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Nina lied, Have you gotten the police? They put me

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00:52:51.559 --> 00:52:57.119
on hold? What in the mayberry? Fuck? Nina went to

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work on the next corner. It shattered on the first blow.

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You have to get up and be ready to run.

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Another hard thrust and the fan came tumbling down. It

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swung from its cord and the blade nipped Nina's shirt

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00:53:12.239 --> 00:53:14.719
on the way down. She put her foot on the

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back of the toilet and pulled herself on to the roof.

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Then stuck her head back through. Becca. Now another gunshot

708
00:53:24.119 --> 00:53:27.920
tore through the glamper. You don't have to die, Freulein,

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Greta barked. Come outside. You saw the connection we had

710
00:53:33.320 --> 00:53:40.000
this afternoon, Becca, Move your ass, Nina shouted. Becca came

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00:53:40.119 --> 00:53:43.360
to the bathroom and stared wide eyed at the fan

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00:53:43.599 --> 00:53:47.199
swinging wildly. She grabbed the cord and held it away

713
00:53:47.280 --> 00:53:51.519
from her As she mounted the toilet seat. Nina stretched

714
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and grabbed her under the arms. Becca pulled on the ledge.

715
00:53:55.239 --> 00:53:58.719
When the trailer rocked violently, The fan whipped close to

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00:53:58.800 --> 00:54:02.400
her leg and her pullet slipped into the toilet. Becca

717
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fell back, cracking her ankle. The beast outside rammed into

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00:54:07.400 --> 00:54:12.079
the trailer again. The fan chopped over Becca's head, another

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00:54:12.199 --> 00:54:16.639
hard charge, and the door caved in. Greta slipped through

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the crack and found Beca cowering on the floor. Nina

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00:54:21.519 --> 00:54:25.239
was still leaning through the opening. Greta whipped the shotgun

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00:54:25.320 --> 00:54:29.719
to her shoulder and fired. Nina jerked herself clear in

723
00:54:29.760 --> 00:54:33.000
the nick of time, toppling off the roof with a shriek.

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The other one is around back, go, Greta ordered. She

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00:54:38.800 --> 00:54:41.840
leaned the shotgun on the wall. And knelt in front

726
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of Becca. You're safe now, you can be. I mean,

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00:54:46.679 --> 00:54:48.639
all you have to do is help me with your

728
00:54:48.679 --> 00:54:55.519
friends tomorrow. What what do you mean When they arrived,

729
00:54:56.239 --> 00:54:58.920
I need you to get them in the pool. You're

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the filmmaker. They will listen. Get them into the water.

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Greta pulled what looked like a life alert collar from

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her blouse. My brothers wired it to generators. I click

733
00:55:12.000 --> 00:55:15.639
the button and it'll be over in a moment. Then

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00:55:15.760 --> 00:55:21.519
we can harvest them. Harvest Becca choked, trying to keep

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00:55:21.559 --> 00:55:28.400
the scream inside. Are you cannibals? Oh no, dear, we

736
00:55:28.480 --> 00:55:33.119
are not primitives, Greta laughed. It's not my make up

737
00:55:33.159 --> 00:55:38.440
that's special. It's my soap. That's the age defying miracle

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00:55:38.480 --> 00:55:43.039
that we've created here. My father was the Furor's top biologist.

739
00:55:43.679 --> 00:55:46.880
He began his research in twins, but as you have

740
00:55:47.000 --> 00:55:51.639
seen from Braun and Lars, it was not his specialty.

741
00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:55.800
They sent him to Danzig, where he developed the formula

742
00:55:55.920 --> 00:55:59.320
from the fat of the prisoners. It works, as you

743
00:55:59.400 --> 00:56:03.800
have seen, not just on the surface, but it cleanses

744
00:56:03.880 --> 00:56:08.280
the body deep into the organs and washes away years

745
00:56:08.440 --> 00:56:14.519
like mere germs. You're going to kill Delta Phi. Becca

746
00:56:14.599 --> 00:56:18.679
pulled herself onto the toilet. So you can stay young,

747
00:56:19.679 --> 00:56:23.199
of course not. I was born in Germany, but I

748
00:56:23.239 --> 00:56:26.239
am an American. Now I'm going to kill them to

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00:56:26.280 --> 00:56:31.280
make a ton of money, Greta said pointedly. Becca thought

750
00:56:31.280 --> 00:56:35.559
about what Sasha had told her. She needed to take charge.

751
00:56:35.599 --> 00:56:39.360
She needed to find what Greta couldn't lose and take it.

752
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Help me with your friends, Greta said, you don't have

753
00:56:44.960 --> 00:56:50.719
to die, no, but you do. Becca swung the fan

754
00:56:50.800 --> 00:56:54.000
at the beautiful old woman. It pulled her golden curls

755
00:56:54.039 --> 00:56:58.480
around its spindle, dragging her face into its blades. Blood

756
00:56:58.559 --> 00:57:02.480
coated the small alcove. Becca held Greta by a fistful

757
00:57:02.519 --> 00:57:05.920
of hair and pressed the fan in Harder. Pieces of

758
00:57:05.960 --> 00:57:09.760
her face splattered against the walls and slid down like

759
00:57:09.880 --> 00:57:14.400
snails until the blades buried between her teeth and burned

760
00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:19.320
out its motor. Becca snatched the remote from Greta's neck.

761
00:57:20.599 --> 00:57:31.239
Good luck, washing that off. Q Nazi bitch Nina ran

762
00:57:31.320 --> 00:57:34.840
around the court, weaving between the trailers and trying to

763
00:57:34.880 --> 00:57:39.960
create space between her and the pursuing Siamese twins. Their

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00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:46.159
father's eugenics experiments hadn't been a complete failure. Despite their deformities,

765
00:57:46.760 --> 00:57:51.199
they were a nearly perfect physical specimen. Bron swiped his

766
00:57:51.320 --> 00:57:55.000
massive hand at the girl, catching her hair and snapping

767
00:57:55.039 --> 00:57:59.159
her to the ground. He knelt, giving his little brother

768
00:57:59.320 --> 00:58:07.239
access to their victim. Then Greta's shotgun barked back. Lars

769
00:58:07.320 --> 00:58:10.960
disappeared in a spray of bone and pink mist. A

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00:58:11.000 --> 00:58:16.000
single piece of his skull remained, still fused to Bron's jaw.

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Becca pumped the weapon and steadied her aim. She fired again,

772
00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:26.840
striking the giant in the chest. He stumbled backwards. Another

773
00:58:26.920 --> 00:58:30.679
blast sent the monster down onto his back, crushing the

774
00:58:30.719 --> 00:58:35.440
malformed remains of his brother. Blood poured into the pool

775
00:58:35.719 --> 00:58:40.519
from the caldera of Lar's broken skull. Becca used the

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00:58:40.559 --> 00:58:44.639
shotgun as a crutch to hob to Nina's side. They

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00:58:44.679 --> 00:58:46.920
held on to each other all the way to Sasha's

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00:58:47.000 --> 00:58:51.199
range rover. Nina went inside for the keys and came

779
00:58:51.239 --> 00:58:55.599
back out quickly. You think the cops are still busy,

780
00:58:56.199 --> 00:58:59.960
she asked. Doughnuts are half priced at gasingrub after night

781
00:59:00.039 --> 00:59:04.119
ze pm, Beca told her we're on her own till morning.

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00:59:05.159 --> 00:59:08.760
They climbed into the suv. There was no point in

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00:59:08.840 --> 00:59:12.280
going to look for the others. The police would find

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00:59:12.320 --> 00:59:16.480
them later. They backed out of the parking pad and

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onto the path away from the Stardust Court. When a

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00:59:20.039 --> 00:59:23.880
lawn chair crashed through the back window. The girls looked

787
00:59:23.880 --> 00:59:28.559
behind them to see Braun staggering closer. Nina threw the

788
00:59:28.639 --> 00:59:33.400
shifter into reverse and punched the gas. The suv crashed

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00:59:33.400 --> 00:59:38.199
into the giant, launching him into the pool. Beca wrestled

790
00:59:38.239 --> 00:59:43.880
Greta's controller from her pocket. Time to smash that like button, motherfucker.

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00:59:44.840 --> 00:59:48.760
The pool sparked with a sudden surge of electricity. Braun

792
00:59:48.880 --> 00:59:53.960
thrashed about in violent convulsions. Electricity flashed in bright arcs

793
00:59:54.000 --> 00:59:58.280
from the buttons on his clothes. The generators overloaded and

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00:59:58.440 --> 01:00:04.199
exploded somewhere nearby. Bron's body floated on the surface, His

795
01:00:04.360 --> 01:00:10.199
blackened flesh smoked in the cool air. I guess that's

796
01:00:10.239 --> 01:00:15.039
how you make souer kraut, Nina said. Let's get out

797
01:00:15.039 --> 01:00:19.079
of here. Nina hit the gas, throwing a spray of

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01:00:19.119 --> 01:00:24.320
pristine white gravel into the air. They drove past Bendermann's car,

799
01:00:24.880 --> 01:00:29.199
but didn't bother stopping. It wasn't the weirdest thing they'd

800
01:00:29.239 --> 01:00:33.039
seen all night. There was a gasing grub a few

801
01:00:33.079 --> 01:00:36.599
miles away, and they were sure they'd find a cop there.

802
01:00:37.639 --> 01:00:43.000
Stale doughnuts didn't sound bad either. They stayed silent, just

803
01:00:43.159 --> 01:00:46.800
happy to be alive, and didn't dare chance a look

804
01:00:46.840 --> 01:00:52.679
in the mirror back at the Stardust Court. Maybe they

805
01:00:52.719 --> 01:00:58.800
should have, Maybe they would have seen the mauled face

806
01:00:59.320 --> 01:01:09.280
of Grete's bits sitting in the back seat. All Right,

807
01:01:09.440 --> 01:01:13.880
my spookies, I hope you enjoyed yet another very disturbing

808
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story from our good buddy David o'hanlan. Maybe it's made

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you all set to head out into the great outdoors

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and celebrate your spring break. But I hope that's not

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what you got from the story, although hey, who am

812
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I to say if you misinterpret it? Thank you so

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much for joining us here at Weekly Spooky. I do

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hope you enjoyed the story as much as I enjoyed

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telling it, And if you love what we're doing, please

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of The April Fool, Robfield's latest novel based in the

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Strickfield Universe, and I want to say an extra special

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There's so much more, so many more horror stories to tell,

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so many more terrifying and truths to come on the

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next few Mondays. So I've got to get back to it.

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very very soon.

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Thank you for listening. Make sure to find your way

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back next week week. But for now you are safe,

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trust me.