Oct. 25, 2024
Introducing: Urban Legends - Poisoned Halloween Candy
**Trigger Warning: This chapter involves harm to children.** In this chapter, we unwrap a notorious urban legend that has cast a sinister shadow over Halloween for decades, 'Poisoned Candy'. Join us as we delve into the origins, fears, and dark...
**Trigger Warning: This chapter involves harm to children.**
In this chapter, we unwrap a notorious urban legend that has cast a sinister shadow over Halloween for decades, 'Poisoned Candy'.
Join us as we delve into the origins, fears, and dark reality behind this enduring Halloween myth, exploring how the legend of tainted treats has become a sinister undercurrent of Halloween folklore, examining its roots in real cases and the fears that continue to haunt the holiday.
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In this chapter, we unwrap a notorious urban legend that has cast a sinister shadow over Halloween for decades, 'Poisoned Candy'.
Join us as we delve into the origins, fears, and dark reality behind this enduring Halloween myth, exploring how the legend of tainted treats has become a sinister undercurrent of Halloween folklore, examining its roots in real cases and the fears that continue to haunt the holiday.
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🎥 Produced by: Daniel Wilder
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Hello, my spookys. It's your good buddy host and narrator
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Enrique Kuto here with a special extra treat this Halloween season.
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I want to present to you all a podcast that
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I've quickly become a very big fan of and a
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podcast that's become a friend to the show. That is
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the Urban Legends Podcast with Luke Morjoux. His program is
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the perfect example of a deeply researched and well presented
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examination of urban legends, and I know you'll all enjoy it.
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So I'm going to present to you one episode all
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about the urban legend and the truths behind poisoned Halloween candy.
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So sit back and enjoy. And if you like what
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you hear, go to lukemorjou dot com for more, or
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just search Urban Legends on your favorite podcasting app. And
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of course there'll be a link in the show notes.
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But now take it away, Luke.
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Amongst Chicago, in nineteen eighty two, a series of citizens
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fell victim to poisoning and death after taking doses of
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Tunnnal branded Acitomenifen capsules. At first, this led to confusion
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amongst those involved, spreading out further across the city, country,
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and eventually whorled as the deaths continued in seemingly unconnected circumstances.
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It was later found that the capsules had been laced
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with potassium cyanide, killing a total of seven people at random.
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It is unclear how and when the tampering occurred, but
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those events that shook the world with such darkness changed
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how medication has been packaged to this very day, with
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new tamper proof cases in place. Or What is most
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horrifying about the seemingly senseless murders was that the culprit
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was never caught and as likely still living amongst us
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even now. We ingest so much throughout the course of
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the day, poisoning ourselves with too much sugar and salt,
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as we indulge in items that we know are bad
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for our bodies. We smoke cigarettes, take drugs, and drink alcohol,
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all things that poison in some way or another, full
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of ingredients we do not know or understand what we
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do so because we feel comfortable in our surroundings, comforted
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by the mass production of those that create it. We
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take them because we believe we are safe. How would
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you ever know that the item you were putting into
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your mouth would be your last. My name is Luke
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mordew And this urban legend is poisoned Halloween candy. This
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urban legend pops up across the Western world, most notably
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in the USA, every October. It is a concern held
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by many with so much force that it has covered
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annually on social media and in the press. A simple
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Google search will bring up dozens of clips from news
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reports up and down North America as they discuss the
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dangers of Halloween treats. Halloween traditions have updated and evolved
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over the years from its old Irish roots. For one
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night only, we all attempt to get a good scare.
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People walk the streets in outfits far more monstrous and
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often far more revealing than what would otherwise be deemed
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socially acceptable. But none of that is as strange as
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the concept of taking suites from strangers. Never take candy
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from a stranger. Is prominent in most societies, and yet
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for one nighty year, we let our children loose to
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knock on strangers doors and request a trick or treat.
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We let our guards down, enjoying the festival of menace
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and fear that erupts along the streets of every town
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and city as we enjoy our plunder. It's funny we
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ask for tricks or treats, yet we never expect the
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tricks to actually come. Our story will follow David and
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his son Leo as they step out into the night
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of Halloween, unaware of the horrors that lurk amongst the
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glow of the carved pumpkins in the window. Leo ran
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excitedly up the long street of his neighborhood, dressed in
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his brand new black panther outfit, holding his orange bucket
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with the face of a Jack O lantern embossed in
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the plastic. As he ran from house to house, his father,
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David strolled behind to keep up with his excitable little legs.
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David was proud of his son for having the confidence
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to go to the doors with such ease. He'd been
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too afraid to trick or treat every year before then,
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and it was only after witnessing the joy of a
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night there before Christmas the year before that the countdown
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to Halloween had been filled with excitement and anticipation. It
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was only after witnessing the joy of a night there
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before Christmas the year before that the countdown to Halloween
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had been filled with excitement and anticipation. David did not
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even need to go to the front door of his
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young son standing at the bottom of the garden as
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he went and knocked himself, taking the sweets given to him,
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before thanking them with his polite little smile and dashing
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back to his dad.
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To show off what he had gotten.
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This had been the routine with every house before, and
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would be the routine with every house after. Stop beating
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all the sweets, David demanded, shaking his head with a
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knowing smile as Leo shoved a gummy treat into his mouth,
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explaining that they were so oh yummy, whiles struggling to
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get his words out as he chomped away in the
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substance between his teeth. They agreed that he would stop
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eating them all until they got home, as David explained
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that he would only be disappointed when he got home
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to find he had hardly anything left because he had
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eaten so many and whilst being in gross inness conversation,
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the two had not even realized that they were being approached.
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It was George and Amy, David's friend from the neighborhood,
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and his young daughter. Leo instantly ran ahead to Amy
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as they discussed their costumes and compared the sweets they
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had gathered, exchanging those they preferred to ensure a perfect
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haul to return home with busy night, George asked, starting
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up the usual conversation parents usually have when they catch
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up to their children's side. They talked about how lively
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it had been, how the kids are having so much fun,
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even going as far as to express an element of jealousy,
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annoyed that they never really got to experience the joys
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of Halloween in the UK when they were kids. Nothing
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like this anyway, I remember going out as a much
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David explained, My mum literally wrapped toilet paper around me
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and taped it together. George laughed, whilst the kids watched
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them with confused expressions, struggling to understand why he did
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not just go and buy a costume instead of wrapping
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himself up in toilet paper, a concept that must have
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seemed so strange to a child in the modern world.
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Can we please go to the next house together, Leo asked,
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whilst Amy jumped up and down in excitement. We were
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just about to go head back now, George replied, looking
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down at them with a smile, but one more house, Karner.
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The kids cheered with excitement as Amy grabbed Leo's hand,
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scurrying up the path together towards the set of houses
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up ahead. Remember to only go to the houses with
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pumpkins in the window, David shouted, as they walked behind
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them to catch up. Amy and Leo stopped outside of
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a house with a giant skeleton hanging out by the
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front door and two emptied pumpkins on the wall, glowing
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with their spooky faces by the battery powered candle lights inside.
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Come we go to this one, Amy asked, whilst they
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enthusiastically pointed out the over dramatic decorations glistening in the windows.
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David nodded, allowing them to disappear up the driveway into
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the front door. So how come you're in Halloween duty?
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George asked, pulling a sweet from his pocket and munching
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away on it. I thought i'd give them missus a
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night off. Halloween's more my thing, annoy David replied, well,
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it was now has come to it. I'm knackered, George smirked. Yeah.
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Amy's mum's working late to night, so I'm left on
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duty to take her out. Well, we're calling it a
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night after this house, but to get her bathed in
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bed before I pass out. There, they both stood nodding
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away to each other whilst staring at the floor, both
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more eager to get home and relaxed than stand by
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the road engaging in small talk. They were surrounded by
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the sounds of children laughing and playing in the darkness,
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only drowned out for a moment with the loud calls
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of an ambulance siren blasting down the next street as
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Leo and Amy came excitedly running up the pathway towards them.
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The two men took this opportunity to say they're goodbyes,
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telling each other they'd see them soon. Amy and Leo
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shared a hug and waved at each other's parents before
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joining the journey in two opposite directions. Have you had fun,
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David asked his son, who was now staring into the
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bucket of enthusiasm. It was amazing, he replied, with a
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joy that only a child and a holiday celebration could express.
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But David didn't notice the glitten of excitement. He was
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too busy focusing on the second ambulance he heard that night.
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Now watching it speed up the road and into the distance,
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its blue lights flashing by as they passed them. He
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finally he turned back to his son to carry on
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the conversation. What was distracted again by the fact that
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Leo had already shoved a couple of sweets into his mouth.
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David grabbed the bucket from him, laughing as Leo playfully
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gagged the moment he swallowed, complaining about how one was
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sour and bitter. With a smile, David turned across the road,
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putting out his hand for Leo to take so they
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could cross safely together. The air was filled with ghostly
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screams from the recordings of people's guarden decorations still emitting
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from nearby houses. Now something had changed. One of the
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screams sounded all too real from an all too familiar voice.
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David stood by the side of the road, his hands
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still out for Leo to take, his eyes darting.
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To the top of the pathway in the distance.
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Leo called for his dad, a slight concern in his voice,
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but David continued to follow the sound of the screams
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until finally his worst fears had been confirmed. His eyes
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had now locked with George, who now sat on the
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pathway on the other side of the road. In the distance,
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Little Amy was lying in his arms as several families
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darted towards them to help. He was screaming her name
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as if he had no idea what else to do? Dad,
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Leo said again, the concern growing in his voice. David's
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eyes remained locked on his friend, unsure and what to do,
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as he kept his hand out for Leo to take.
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It's okay, take my hand, come with me, he replied,
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trying to comfort his concern and son, still believing his
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concern was for what they were witnessing. It was only
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when he heard the words my stomach hurts sharply, followed
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by the food of his body slamming down against the pavement,
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that David turned to find his son lying on the ground,
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his body convulsing as his eyes rolled.
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To the back of his head.
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David screamed for his son in a tone that matched
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George across the street, diving down to lift his head
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from the concrete, instantly pulling out his phone from his
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pocket and dialing the emergency services. But as it rang,
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another scream cooled from a house across the road. David
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looked up to see a woman charge out of the
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front door of her house to the car in her driveway,
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an unconscious child in her arms. A man charged out
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of the house behind her, slamming the door shut and
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unlocking the car so the woman and child could slip
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into the back. The man jumped into the driver's seat
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and pulled out onto the road, crushing the Jack O
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lantern that sat at the bottom of their driveway, killing
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all suggestion of Halloween in that household. As they drove away,
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David gripped his son's dying body in his arms, holding
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him tight, trying to keep him awake. He didn't know
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what to do or what was happening. The screams of
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panicked parents seems to be spreading all across the town,
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the air filling with the many sirens of the emergency
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services as a pandemic of evil seemingly swept through the
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shadow of the streets.
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There are many very of.
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This urban legend, from the razor blades in the apples
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to syringers being pushed into sweets. Some even speak of
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cyanide or rat poison that the Halloween treats have been
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laced with. These stories leave parents checking through their children's
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suites before eventually giving them back to enjoy once they've
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proven their safe. Some are stopped from going out trick
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or treating entirely, concluding that it was not worth the risk. However,
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is there any foundation for this fear. As with many
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urban legends, the truth is a mixture of yes and
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no lost amongst the gray, hidden between the black and
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white tails that spread across the globe as a slight
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egg in a chicken conundrum of this, with the legend
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itself pre dating some occurrences, bringing forward the notion that
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they were inspired by the story rather than the other
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way round. The fears of sharp objects hidden inside the
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suites of our children's treats have haunted the USA for
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decades now, even now venturing out into the UK as
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the holiday grows here. But despite this, the first case
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of it, as it has known in some iterations of
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the legend, was as recent as the year two thousand.
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It's an uncomfortable one to hear, and a situation that
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I still would never wish to be in, although the
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cases are still relatively small compared to what the legends
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suggest as happening out there. James Joseph Smith in Minneapolis,
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USA allegedly stuck small needles into snicker bars that he
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later handed out to trickle treatise. Although this is enough
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