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Hello, my spookies, Halloween is getting closer and closer, and
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tonight we're turning the lights down low and diving deep
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into something truly frightening. Three full length tails to carry
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you straight through the witching hour. These aren't your average
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bedtime stories, Oh No, We're talking about cursed soil that
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doesn't stay quiet, haunted technology that refuses to die, and
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a bridge that remembers every scream it's ever heard. So
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grab yourself a blanket, pour yourself something pumpkin, spy stoor,
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blood red if that's your thing, and settle in for
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three terrifying novellas that prove just one thing. Halloween is
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not a single night. It truly is a state of mind,
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because here at Weekly Spooky we celebrate Halloween all year long.
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Now let the stories begin. Dirt Babies by Bruce Haney, prologue,
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Halloween Night, nineteen forty six at the Locust Grove Insane Asylum.
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It's not right to judge everybody who's been institutionalized as
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some drooling, crazed killer. For some people, being put in
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a mental hospital is the thing that turns their lives around.
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Jonathan Allison was not one of those who was saved
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by his experience. If anything, he got worse, much worse
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after being put in the Locust Grove Insane Asylum. Modern
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day researchers have revealed that they were administering shock treatment
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to some patients as much as five times a week.
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Common practice was just twice a week. Not much is
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known about Jonathan Allison outside his time at the asylum.
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There were rumors that he had killed a few local boys,
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and that after being arrested, he was found not guilty
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by reason of insanity and put into the asylum to rod.
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The only other thing known about him is that he
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loved that old folk poem known as the Hearse Song.
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There are rumors that during his murder spree, he was
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heard reciting lines from it. For a drooling, crazed killer,
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he was smart enough to set up his night of horror,
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though it was a copy of a similar incident that
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happened at another Oregon hospital. It was October thirty first,
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nineteen forty six when his reign of terror began. He
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wanted to do it on Halloween. Luckily, for his plan,
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they had eggs for dinner. The first victim was Aaron Roots,
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who began to shake and then vomit blood onto the
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table and then, to everyone's horror, on to the other
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people that sat near him. Nurse Kleine saw this after
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swallowing her first bite of eggs and went to see
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what the matter was. She only made it a few
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feet before her legs gave out. Other patients didn't take
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notice or didn't put two and two together. Twenty more
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would die before the other nurses could stop them. The
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gluttons and suicidals guarded theirs and shoveled the food in
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as the nurses tried to take them away. Their deaths
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were most violent. Once the chaos was calming down, Jonathan
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Allison wanted more fun, so he made his way out
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of the lunch room, where he attacked the first patient
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he saw, an elderly gentleman named Bob. He grabbed the
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man and smashed his face against the wall repeatedly until
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his legs gave out and he fell to the floor.
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In the common room, he threw a chair at another patient.
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That patient dodged it and ran at Jonathan. The two
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fought hard until Jonathan bit his neck open and then
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reached into the gaping wound, grabbed the patient's jugular vein
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and pulled hard. Blood went all over the room and
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all over Jonathan. A patient who witnessed this, recalled him singing,
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the old gray hearse goes roll in by. You don't
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know whether to laugh or cry for No. Someday it'll
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get you two, and the Hearse's next load may consist
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of you. Later, while Jonathan was stomping the head of
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a nurse, witnesses heard him singing another refrain from the
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Hearse song.
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The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out. They crawl
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all over your chin and mouth. They invite their friends
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and their friends friends to and you look like hell
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when they're through with you. You would think that this
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chaos would have ended quickly with him being attacked by
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a group of people since he had no weapon, but
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his singing and being covered in blood kept everybody at bed,
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that is until he was gunned down by the police
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some forty minutes later. Within a week, he was buried
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with the others in the asylum cemetery. Two weeks after that,
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the whole facility was shut down. It was a big
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deal when the accidental egg poisoning happened at the other
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Oregon hospital. For it to happen again with intention this
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time was unthinkable and unforgivable. Just like the patient at
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the Oregon State Hospital. He had switched out the powdered
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milk for sodium fluoride, which the hospital kept in huge
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quantities to kill cockroaches. Halloween Night, nineteen ninety seven. Yes,
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Missus Gardner, no problem, Missus Gartner, Kristen said, lying through
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her teeth. It was a problem, but she agreed anyway
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to babysits Simon on Halloween night of all nights. Thank you,
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thank you, missus Gartner said, my sister was supposed to
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watch him, but something came up.
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It won't be bad. I'll leave you cash for pizza,
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since it's a holiday and all. And Simon has a
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project to do, so that should make the night go
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by fast. What kind of project, Kristin asked. He has
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everything to make a dirt baby. His whole class is
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making them and having a show and tell. Simon is
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excited about it. Missus Gartner said, what's a dirt baby?
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Kristin asked, let me tell her. A small voice could
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be heard saying then, after a few seconds of phone
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fumbling noises, Simon was on the phone Hi, Kristin, he said,
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Hi Simon, Kristen said in a friendly tone while checking
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her watch. Her smile slipped while looking at the time. Okay, Simon,
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tell me what a dirt baby is. A dirt baby
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is a plant with a face. Basically, you fill a
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stocking with dirt and grass seed, tie it off to
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make it head shaped, and then you decorate it to
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look like a person. Simon said, ah, so like a
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homemade chi ahead. Kristen asked, I guess. Simon said. We
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called them turf babies when I was a kid. Simon,
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can you put your mother back on the phone, Kristen said,
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after a couple more seconds of phone shuffling sounds, I'm back.
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Missus Gartner said, okay, easy, peasy. He has everything for it.
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Kristen asked, yeah, he oh, oh, dang, I forgot I
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was supposed to pick up the soil. Oh He's going
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to be so bummed. Missus Gartner said, don't worry about it.
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I can pick up soil on my way. Kristin offered,
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you sure, I don't want I'm sure I knew there
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was a reason I hadn't removed the basket off my
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bike yet. Okay, Okay, you are a life saver. I'm
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so glad that you're the one watching him on Halloween.
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He prefers you to my sister. Anyways, missus Gartner laughed.
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Kristin was bummed about the job. At fifteen years old,
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she was too old to trick or treat, but she
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had plans to hang out with her friends. They were
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meeting at the old abandoned Cemetery before going to Jennifer's
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house to listen to the new Gloom Macabre album. She
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was also thinking tonight might be the night that she
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tried pot for the first time, her friend Sid was
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always holding. Then there was the boy Bram was supposed
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to be in attendance, and she had a major crush
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on him, but missus Gartner's offer of one hundred dollars
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was too much to say no to it. She had
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been eyeing a pair of Doc Martin's at the mall
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that just happened to be one hundred bucks. All her
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favorite rock stars wore them. The most she had ever
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gotten before for babysitting was forty dollars, but since it
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was short notice and a holiday, they were paying much more.
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Kristin looked at her freshly done goth makeup in the mirror.
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She thought about washing it off for the babysitting gig. Typically,
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she would dress down when she had one, but she
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figured that since it was Halloween, she could dress like
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her typical self and play it off as a costume. Plus,
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she still had time to meet her friends at the
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cemetery and at least enjoy part of her original plans.
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She didn't want to do that in blue jeans in
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a sweater. She wasn't ready for Bram to see her
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dressed like a normy. Before she left her house, she
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grabbed a few items that she needed for the night's events.
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For the cemetery, she grabbed a black candle and her
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Book of Shadows. She only had it for a few weeks,
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but she made time to write a few spells in
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it from the last time she was able to get
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on the internet. At the library. Kristen was an exceptional artist,
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so she filled some pages with dark drawings. Once she
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caught herself absent mindedly drawing a picture of Bram on
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one of the pages, which wasn't good since she planned
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on showing the book to her friends to impress them,
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so she had to turn him into a creature. She
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could still tell it was him, though, because she left
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his nose intact. To her, he had the most beautiful
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and perfect nose, and she was so proud of herself
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forgetting it just right. As a professional babysitter, she kept
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some tools of the trade. She filled her backpack with
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a couple of coloring books, plus her craft box that
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included items like paint, various colored felt sheets, and a
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low temp hot gluegag, all the stuff that would make
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the best dirt baby that Simon could ever hope for.
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She was going to grab some candy for bribing purposes,
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but figured that the gardeners must have candy on hand
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for the holiday. Kristen thought they better. I am not
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responsible for any egging or tepeeing that happens because they
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didn't prepare. The last thing she did in preparation for
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the night was to look through the VHS tapes in
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the living room for something from her childhood that would
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be Halloween themed but not too spooky. Since Simon was
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only seven years old, she wasn't seeing much, but then
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she spotted one. Oh perfect, I haven't watched this in years.
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She always loved the spooky and she was excited to
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have a reason to rewatch The Witchy Woods again. It
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was scary to her the first time she saw it,
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but she was six at the time. She hoped that
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Simon wouldn't be too scared by that one scene. The
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main plot of the movie is about a young girl
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who gets lost in the woods when her family is camping.
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She gets so lost that she ends up in a
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part of the woods known as Witchy Woods, where people
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have been known to disappear. It sounds dark, and parts
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of it are, but it's also a kid's movie, so
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the main message is not to wander off and to
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not judge women who live in the woods by their looks,
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because that alone doesn't mean that they're evil. Kristin always
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had hoped the story would end with the little girl
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protagonist turning into a witch, but it didn't happen. The
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ending song and dance number about not judging a book
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by its cover was annoying and hard to stomach. Don't
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judge a book by its cover. Love one another. You
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just might discover a friend. But those first forty minutes
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were perfection in Kristin's eyes. Imetery was a few miles
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from her house, so if she wanted to make it
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on time, she had to use her bicycle with its
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pink color and white basket with daisies on it. She
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wasn't excited for her friends to see it. She had
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the bike since her preteen pre goth days. Her father
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was cheap and bought it a size bigger than what
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she could ride at the time so it would last longer.
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She had talked to her father about helping her paint
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it black, which she said he would, but had not
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gotten around to it yet. He wasn't a big fan
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of what he called her cure phase. As she went
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out the back door on her way to the garage
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to get her bicycle, she put on her hot topic
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Conjuror's coat that cost three months of babysitting money. The
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goth lifestyle wasn't cheap. The garage was full of old
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furniture and boxes, which to Kristen gave it a claustrophobic feel.
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She hated it being in there. She was always afraid
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that one day one of the piles would fall on
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her and it would be weeks until someone discovered her
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rotting body with her face half eaten by rats. Once
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she grabbed her bike. She heard the door she entered
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through close. Mom, she said, Dad, Still hearing nothing, she
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said her brother's name, Tommy. She was starting to get worried,
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then thought better of it. Whoever it was probably just
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swung it closed from the outside, not knowing I was
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in here. With her. Fear pushed aside, she made her
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way to the exit, being careful to look around to
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make sure nobody was in there hiding. Before she opened
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the door, she noticed a sheet that was draped that
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she didn't think she had seen before. She quickly pulled
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it off and yelled, gotcha, but it was just an
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old life lamp, Kristen laughed to herself. Ah, she suddenly
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heard behind her. She turned just in time to see
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a werewolf coming at her, screaming with its claws up
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ready to attack. Kristin screamed, reached for the door, and
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ran out. A moment later, she heard laughter. It was
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her older brother, Tommy, you jerk. I thought you were
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too old for Halloween, she yelled, too old for the treat,
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never too old for the trick. I can't believe you
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fell for that, Tommy said, yeah, yeah, Kristin replied, while
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getting on her bike. Then she flipped him off as
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she rode away. She cursed her brother's name the whole
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way to the cemetery. He knew she hated to be scared,
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but he still always did it, not just at Halloween