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On Canadian Thanksgiving. What starts as a casual hook up
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quickly becomes a deadly game of survival when a young
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man finds himself in a remote cabin in the Canadian wilderness.
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Will he survive or will he discover a type of
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terror he'd never dreamed of. There's a hill in the air.
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Must befall Join me for a Tale of fallowe.
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You will experience tales oh ghosts sand. It is not
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recommended for the weak at heart. Join me for a
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Tale of Fallowey is weekly Spooky?
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Hello, my Spookyes, it may not be Wednesday, but it
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is the spooky season and we have so many extra
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scares just for you. I'm your host and narrator, Enrique Kuto,
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and I hope today finds you well. As we head
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knee deep into spooky season, Tonight's story takes a little
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bit of a different spin on the season by dabbling
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in Canadian Thanksgiving, which of course is in October. And
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it's by our good buddy and Canadian Mike Eshkewey. It's
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a great story about love and loss and well some
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very big surprises. But before we get to that, I
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want to say thank you so much for listening to
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four years of goodies from the past. But now, my friends,
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I think it's about time we head up to the
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Great White North and find out what scares await us,
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So get yourself comfortable and put on some aftershave. We
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have a date with Destiny right after this stalk by
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Mike Eskewey. I'm bored, lonely, and horny. This is not
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exactly a great combination for an exciting reading week. The
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exceptional and brilliant life of me Joshua Fox or Foxy
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to most of my friends. I wish the nickname suggested
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more success with the ladies. But well, let's say it's
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been a long dry summer, and fuck if I'm not thirsty.
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Canadian Thanksgiving, the less cool cousin of American Thanksgiving, happens
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in October. But hey, it's reading week, so it kind
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of works out. I'm coming home to my old stomping
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grounds from being away in the big city of Toronto.
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It'll be a week of getting together with some friends,
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playing some dungeons and dragons, and maybe putting on the
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skates for a few games of Beer League hockey with
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the boys. Maybe I was expecting college to be like
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in the movies, and ladies would be throwing themselves at me.
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I am somehow getting the idea that the sexy comedies
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of the eighties might have lied to me. There was
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a distinct lack of pante raids, and it was more
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study your ass off and get your homework done than
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endless fun. I'm lucky that I got my college education
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paid for courtesy of the Ontario government and a summer
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of manning a hot dog cart at the Blue Jays games.
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The drive home up Highway six was as always long, boring,
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and well, if you've never seen a cow, then hold
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onto your butts, because you are in for a treat.
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I parked my ass at my parents' house and Owen
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Sound and hoped that this week doesn't suck. My mom
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and dad have taken off to somewhere warm, sunny and
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probably filled with conservative nut jobs like Florida. Come to
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think of it, maybe Owen Sound and Florida have a
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lot in common, just with less alligators on meth. Then again,
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I laughed at my own stupid thoughts and continued driving. Fortunately,
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Foxy wasn't totally without a clue or a plan for
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the week ahead. In some ways, there is this cool
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thing called the Internet. Heard of it? Of course? You
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have all the debauchery and raunchy shit you can imagine,
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and all available at the click of a mouse kind
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of figured the boys might blow me off for the
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week with work, girlfriends, and kids, so I had to
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come up with a plan. B. What's plan B, you
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ask Internet hookups? Yeah, I know, fuck sexy MILFs in
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your area right now, just pay nine to ninety nine
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and enter your major credit card.
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Nah.
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Fuck that. I tried the sensitive approach and cast a
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wide net and tried the college dating website scene, and
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I'll see what happens when I cast a line. Before
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leaving my dorm, I fired up the old laptop and
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sent off a few messages to some girls up in
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the area. I knew a few of them from going
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to high school, and some I knew by reputation alone.
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I kind of had a feeling that my odds of
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success weren't great. But hey, as a great wise man
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once said, you can't score if you don't take a
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shot right now. Wait, you're thinking, am I really this
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lonely and desperate? Yes? And no. Before I left for school,
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I did have a girl I was going steady with,
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but well, it didn't work out. Maybe it was her,
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maybe it was me. Maybe I shouldn't have tried to
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fuck her best friend Courtney. Maybe TLDR. I'm an idiot
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and got what I deserved. However, who says that good
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guys don't get a second chance? Am I a good guy? Well,
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I'm not Hitler. That has to count for something. Coming
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into Owen Sound was something that I always looked forward to,
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the lovely fall colors of the trees and the big
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hill coming into the downtown. Sure this place sucked to
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grow up, but I'll be damned if it wasn't a
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gorgeous place to look at for a little while. I
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drove up to my parents' house on the west side
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of town by the old Blockbuster and unloaded my backpack
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in hockey bags. Walked into the old house that was
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clearly built before people knew what HVAC was and half
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decent wiring. It's quiet here, even the dog is gone.
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They almost never take that yappy thing with them on vacation.
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That's pretty weird. Guess the neighbors finally said, fuck you.
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Your dog won't stop shitting on our lawn, So no,
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Bob and Linda, I won't look after your mud. My
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room was just as I left it. It looked like
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a bomb went off in it. Dirty clothes, fast food, wrappers,
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and I'm pretty sure a half empty can of Red
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Bull stuffed up under my computer desk. Speaking of my computer,
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I fired up the old desktop that I didn't take
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with me to school. I logged onto a few of
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the college dating sites that I was on before I left,
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and kind of hoped that i'd find someone to help
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take my mind off things for a while. Seems like
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more than a few swiped away from yours, truly, but hey,
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this is just separating the wheat from the chaff. The
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strong survive. Right after sorting through like twenty messages and
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getting shot down almost consistently a hit, I've never been
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so happy to see a blinking notification on a website
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that wasn't only fans click that so fast that I
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thought the mouse would disintegrate in my hands. It was
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from Tracy Kidd, totally out of my league, totally not
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into me yet. Hey, Josh, glad to hear you're coming
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back to town for a week. When was the last
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time I saw you? Was it the baseball at Toorney
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in Soawble Beach or at jeans party in Chesley? It's
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been way too long. I was totally surprised to hear
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from you, though, such a pleasant surprise. Sorry to hear
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that your friends ditched you for the week or likely
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will that totally sucks blah, get on with it. But
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I kept reading with anticipation, as this could go my
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way or I'm spending my week with a jar of
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vasileene and porn hub. So I'm stuck this week by
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myself too, and I was wondering if you'd like to
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get together, no pressure or anything. I have to close
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my parents' cottage for the winter and I could totally
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use a big strong man to help me out. Well,
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more like, I'd rather not be alone in a giant
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house by myself for a week. So tell you what,
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why don't you come up when you're here and we'll
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get together, have a few laughs, go in the hot tub,
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and drink what's left in the liquor cabinet. Now, this
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is what I am talking about. I texted her so fast,
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and after literally a few seconds, she replied back, Holy shit.
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She gave me a winkie face emoji and said she'd
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be available later tonight. I texted back and asked for
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the address, but tried to play it cool. Pretty sure
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I looked dumb as hell, But it's a bold move, Cotton.
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Let's see how it plays out. Got the address. I
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had a vague idea on where it was Sawable Beach.
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It sounded like it was close to Soggin First Nation Territory,
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the Indian Reservation. I'd been there a few times for
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hockey and had a few friends from there. Good guys, deaf,
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the kind of people you want backing you in a fight.
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You don't fuck with res kids. Had an idea that
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kid was Ojibway, but didn't want to ask. It's cool though.
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Native girls have the most intense dark eyes and that
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amazing black hair. I knew Tracy had a rep, but
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it was well earned. She didn't take any crap from
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any of her boyfriends, so she had that tough girl
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air about her. She was confident, undeniably sexy, but so
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far out of my league. It was like a ten
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year old kid playing in the NHL with a broken arm.
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I can't deny that. I'd love to have a face
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off with her and jersey her if you catch my
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drift still, she responded to me, So if I didn't
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have a shot, then she wouldn't have answered me. Maybe
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this reading week is gonna work out after all, get
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together with a pretty girl, fuck her brains out, and
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return back to the dorms with an awesome story. I
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could also totally brag to my buddies Ryan and Dylan
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how I got laid and they decided to ditch me
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for things like jobs and beer lely losers. I texted
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her back and said I'd take a quick shower and
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grab some supplies and head up her way within the hour.
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It was late afternoon, but I'd still make it up
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there before it got too dark. And then the real
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fun began. I got in the shower and tried to
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imagine all the ways that i'd be all mister super
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sexy and smooth oper Rader. Something felt kind of off
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as I got out of the bathroom, though kind of
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felt like someone was watching me. It only happened for
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a few seconds, but for a moment or two, I
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swear I saw a pair of eyes dart by my
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bedroom window. That would be crazy because I was up
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on the third floor. Maybe cut back on the red
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bulls before I leave for her place, got my luggage together,
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some condoms I had stashed for just such an occasion,
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and a six pack of Canadian from the fridge. I'm
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sure Dad won't mind if I take a few beers
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to entertain a lady again. Something seemed weird as I
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was just getting my keys off the kitchen table and
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I looked out towards the back door. I swear I
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saw the biggest damn dog I'd ever seen, just peering
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in at me and looking at me. Now, who the
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hell let that monster off the leash? Should I call
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the cops or help someone find their dog? Well, if
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it's important enough, then some will come looking, and I'm
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sure that Kujo, the giant dog will find his way home.
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My car felt like something out of Fast and the
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Furious as I hit the gas and hit every single
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light out of town and up Highway six towards Soble Beach.
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I cranked up the radio and started singing along badly
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to whatever was on it. Frankly didn't matter. Tonight was
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gonna be great and I wasn't gonna let anything spoil it.
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This fox was on the prowl. Baby passed by a
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few small towns along the way to Soble Beach. This
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place was world renowned as a tourist destination. Huge white
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sand beach thriving beach community, and of course racial tensions
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because you know northern Ontario. I mean, why do people
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gotta be shitheads? Everyone shit stinks, so why can't we
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all just get along? Right right? Leave it to me.
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I'll solve all the world's problems, like the fucking United Nations.
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The only part of the ride that wasn't full of
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fun and fantasy was still shaking, that weird feeling of
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those eyes watching me.
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More scarce to come weekly, spooky, We'll be right back.
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The main road in Dissamble was quiet, like so quiet
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you could hear a mouse fart for miles. This place
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rolled up the sidewalks after Labor Day weekend and it
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was just the locals left here till the winter comes
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for the snowmobile crowd. Everything was closed or being closed up,
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and the only thing open was a convenience store that
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sold stuff to tourists at inflated prices, and the locals