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Hello, my spookies. Happy to see you back tonight. I
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want to share a sampling of some of my favorite
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Edgar Allan Poe stories. After all, his work is what
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originally set me on a path of seeking all things
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fearful and fun. So kick back and relax. Whether you've
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never heard these stories or you just want to trip
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down memory lane, I have you covered. We'll start with
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the classic The Black Cat and let the madness grow
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from there. Get cozy. It's about to get dark. I
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think I even see a few storm clouds forming on
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the horizon. The Black Cat by Edgar Allan Poe. For
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the most wild yet homely narrative which I am about
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to pen, I neither expect nor solicit belief, mad Indeed,
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I would be to expect it in a case where
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my very senses reject their own evidence. Yet, mad Am,
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I not, and very surely do I not dream. But
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tomorrow I die, and today I would unburthen my soul.
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My immediate purpose is to place before the world, plainly, succinctly,
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and without comment, a series of mere household events. In
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their consequences. These events have terrified, have tortured, have destroyed me.
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Yet I will not attempt to expound them to me.
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They have presented little but horror to many. They will
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seem less terrible than Baroques. Hereafter, perhaps some intellect may
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be found which will reduce my phanfasm to the commonplace,
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some intellect more calm, more logical, and far less excitable
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than my own, which will perceive, in the circumstances I
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detail with awe nothing more than an ordinary succession of
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very natural causes and effects. From my infancy, I was
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noted for the docility and humanity of my disposition. My
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tenderness of heart was even so conspicuous as to make
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me the jest of my companions. I was especially fond
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of animals, and was indulged by my parents with a
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great variety of pets. With these I spent most of
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my time, and never was so happy as when feeding
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and caressing them. This peculiarity of character grew with my growth,
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and in my manhood. I derived from it one of
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my principal sources of pleasure. To those who have cherished
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an affection for a faithful and sagacious dog, I need
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hardly be at the trouble of explaining the nature or
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the intensity of the great gratification thus derivable. There is
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something in the unselfish and self sacrificing love of a
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brute which goes directly to the heart of him who
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has had frequent occasion to test the poultry friendship and
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gossamer fidelity of mere man. I married early, and was
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happy to find my wife a disposition not uncongenial with
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my own. Observing my partiality for domestic pets, she lost
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no opportunity of procuring those of the most agreeable kind.
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We had birds, goldfish, a fine dog, rabbits, a small monkey,
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and a cat. This latter was a remarkably large and
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beautiful animal, entirely black, and sagacious to an astonishing degree.
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In speaking of his intelligence, my wife, who at heart
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was not a little tinctured by superstition, made frequent allusion
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to the ancient popular notion which regarded all black cats
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as witches in disguise. Not that she was everius upon
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this point, And I mentioned the matter at all for
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no better reason than that it happens just now to
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be remembered. Pluto, this was the cat's name, was my
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favorite pet and playmate. I alone fed him, and he
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attended me wherever I went about the house. It was
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even with difficulty that I could prevent him from following
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me through the streets. Our friendship lasted in this manner
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for several years, during which my general temperament and character,
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through the instrumentality of the fiend in temperance, had I
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blushed to confess this experienced a radical alteration. For the worse.
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I grew day by day more moody, more irritable, more
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regardless of the feelings of others. I suffered myself to
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use intemperance language to my wife. At length, I even
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offered her personal violence. My pets, of course, were made
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to feel the change in my disposition. I not only
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neglected but ill used them. For Pluto, however, I still
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retained sufficient regard to restrain me from maltreating him, as
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I made no scruple of the maltreating the rabbits, the monkey,
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or even the dog, when by accident or through affection,
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they came in my way. But my disease grew upon me.
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For what disease is like alcohol, and at length even Pluto,
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who was now becoming old and consequently somewhat peevish, Even
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Pluto began to experience the effects of my ill temper.
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One night, returning home, much intoxicated from one of my
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haunts about town, I fancied that the cat avoided my presence.
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I seized him, when, in his fright at my violence,
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he inflicted a slight wound upon my hand with his teeth.
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The fury of a demon instantly possessed me. I knew
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myself no longer. My original soul seemed at once to
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take its flight from my body, and more than fiendish
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malevolence gin nurtured, thrilled every fiber of my frame. I
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took from my waistcoat pocket a pen knife. Opened it,
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grasped the poor beast by the throat, and deliberately cut
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one of its eyes from the socket. I blush, I burn,
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I shudder while I penned the damnable atrocity. When reason
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returned with the morning, when I had slept off the
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fumes of the Knight's debauch, I experienced a sentiment half
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of horror, half of remorse for the crime of which
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I had been guilty. But it was at best a
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feeble and equivocal feeling, and the soul remained untouched. I
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again plunged into excess, and soon drowned in wine all
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memory of the deed. In the meantime, the cat slowly
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recovered the socket of the lost eye presented. It is
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true of frightful appearance, but he no longer appeared to
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suffer any pain. He went about the house as usual,
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but as might be expected, fled in extreme terror at
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my approach. I had so much of my old heart
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left as to be at first grieved by this evident
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dislike on the part of a creature which had once
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so loved me. But this feeling soon gave place to irritation,
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and then came, as if to my final and irrevocable
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overthrow the spirit of perverseness. Of this spirit, philosophy takes
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no account. Yet I am not more sure that my
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soul lives than I am that perverseness is one of
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the primitive impulses of the human heart, one of the
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indivisible primary faculties or sentiments, which give direction to the
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character of man, who is not a hundred times found
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himself committing a vile or a silly action for no
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other reason than because he knows he should not have.
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We not perpetual inclination in the teeth of our best judgment,
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to violate that which is law merely because we understand
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it to be such. This spirit of perverseness, I say,
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came to my final overthrow. It was this unfathomable longing
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of the soul to vex itself, to offer violence to
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its own nature, to do wrong for wrong's sake, only
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that urged me to continue, and finally to consummate the
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injury I had afflicted upon the unoffending brute. One morning
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in cool blood, I slipped a noose about its neck
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and hung it to the limb of a tree. Hung
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it with the tears streaming from my eyes and with
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the bitterest remorse at my heart. Hung it because I
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knew that it had loved me, and because I felt
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it had given me no reason of offense. Hung it
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because I knew that in doing so, I was committing
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a sin, a deadly sin that would so jeopardize my
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immortal soul as to place it if such a thing
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were possible, even beyond the reach of the infinite mercy
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of the most merciful and most terrible God. On the
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night of the day on which this cruel deed was done,
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I was aroused from sleep by the cry of fire.
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The curtains of my bed were in flames. The whole
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house was blazing. It was with great difficulty that my wife,
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a servant, and myself made our escape from the conflagration.
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The destruction was complete. My entire worldly wealth was swallowed up,
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and I resigned myself thenceforth to despair. I am above
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the weakness of seeking to establish a sequence of cause
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and effect between the disaster and the atrocity. But I
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am detailing a chain of facts, and wish not to
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leave even a possible link imperfect. On the day succeeding
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the fire, I visited the room. The walls, with one exception,
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had fallen in. This exception was found in a compartment
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wall not very thick, which stood about the middle of
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the house, and against which had rested the head of
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my bed. The plastering had here in great measure resisted
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the action of the fire, a fact which I attributed
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to its having been recently spread about this wall. A
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dense crowd were collected, and many persons seemed to be
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examining a particular portion of it with very minute and
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eager attention. The words strange, singular, and other similar expressions
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excited my curiosity. I approached and saw, as if graven
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in bas relief, upon the white surface, the figure of
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a gigantic cat. The impression was given with in accuracy,
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truly marvelous. There was a rope about the animal's neck.
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When I first beheld this apparition, For I could scarcely
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regard ard it is less. My wonder and my terror
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were extreme. But at length reflection came to my aid.
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The cat I remembered had been hung in a garden
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adjacent to the house. Upon the alarm of fire, This
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garden had been immediately filled by the crowd, by someone
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of whom the animal must have been cut from the
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tree and thrown through an open window into my chamber.
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This had probably been done with the view of arousing
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me from sleep. The falling of the other walls had
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compressed the victim of my cruelty into the substance of
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freshly spread plaster, the lime of which, with the fumes
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and the ammonia from the carcass, had been accomplished the
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portraiture as I saw it, Although I thus readily accounted
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to my reason, if not altogether to my conscience, for
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the startling fact just detailed, it did not the less
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fail to make a deep impression upon my fancy. For
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months I could not rid myself of the phantasm of
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the cat, and during this period there came back into
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my spirit a half sentiment that seemed but was not remorse.
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I went so far as to regret the loss of
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the animal, and to look about me among the vile
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haunts which I now habitually frequented for another pet of
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the same species and of somewhat similar appearance with which
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to supply its place. One night, as I sat half
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stupefied in a den of more than infamy, my attention
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was suddenly drawn to some black object reposing upon the
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head of one of the immense hogsheads of gin or
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of rum, which constituted the chief furniture of the apartment.
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I had been looking steadily at the top of this
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hogshead for some minutes, and what now caused me surprise
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was the fact that I had not sooner perceived the object.
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Thereupon I approached it and touched it with my hand.
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It was a black cat, a very large one, fully
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as large as Pluto, and closely resembling him in every
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aspect but one Pluto had not a white hair upon
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any portion of his body. But this cat had a large,
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although indefinite, splotch of white covering nearly the whole region
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of the breast. Upon my touching him, he immediately arose, purred, loudly,
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rubbed against my hand, and appeared delighted with my notice. This, then,
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was the very creature of which I was in search.
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I at once offered to purchase it of the landlord,
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but this person made no claim to it, knew nothing
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of it, had never seen it before. I continued my caresses,
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and when I prepared to go home, the animal evinced
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a disposition to accompany me. I permitted it to do so,
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occasionally stooping and patting it as I proceeded. When it
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reached the house, it domesticated itself at once and became
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immediately a great favorite with my wife. For my own part,
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I soon found a dislike to it arising within me.
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This was just the reverse of what I had anticipated,
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But I know not how or why it was its
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evident fondness for myself rather disgusted and annoyed. By slow degrees,
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these feelings of disgust and annoyance rose into the bitterness
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of hatred. I avoided the creature, a certain sense of shame,
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and the remembrance of my former deed of cruelty preventing
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me from physically abusing it. I did not for some
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weeks strike or otherwise violently ill use it. But gradually,
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very gradually, I came to look upon it with unutterable loathing,
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and to flee silently from its odious presence, as if
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from the breath of a pestilence. What added no doubt
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to my hatred of the beast was the discovery, on
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the morning after I brought it home, that, like Pluto,
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it also had been deprived of one of its eyes.
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This circumstance, however, only endeared it to my wife, who,
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as I have already said, possessed in a high degree
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that humanity of feeling which had once been my distinguishing
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trait and the source of many of my simplest and
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purest pleasures. With my aversion to this cat, however, its
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partiality for myself seemed to increase. It followed my footsteps
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with a pertinacity which it would be difficult to make
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the reader comprehend. Whenever I sat, it would crouch beneath
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my chair, or spring upon my knees, covering me with
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its loathsome caresses. If I arose to walk, it would
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get between my feet and thus nearly throw me down,
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or fastening its long sharp claws in my dress, clamber
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in this manner to my breast. At such times, although
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I longed to destroy it with a blow, I was
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yet withheld from doing so, partly by a memory of
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my former crime. But chiefly, let me confess it at once,
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by absolute dread of the beast. This dread was not
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exactly a dread of physical evil, and yet I should