Do You Even Movie? | April Fool's Day (1995)

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it are starts Thursday, March twenty seventh

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at a theater near York. In
a world where podcasts reign supreme, Two

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friends dare to ask Do You Even? Movie? Hosted by filmmaker Enrique Kuto

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and movie aficionado David Denyer. Spoiler
alert, Hello my friends, and welcome

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back to Do You Even? Movie? I'm, of course your host Enrique

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Kuto here with my good buddy and
co host Double D Davis Denier Davis.

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We're back to Davis now. Uh, you know, I just remembered one

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time, a long time ago,
you said that that really hurt you.

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It didn't necessarily stayed with me that
it would hurt It didn't necessarily it was

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important to me. Nobody's called me
that except you and and some of our

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select few in the gaming group that
we used to play for I thirteenth with.

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I thought you said that somebody else
had called you Davis and really offended

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you. One probably, but I
can't recall I might may maybe I blocked

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it out of my memory or you
made it up just to pick on us,

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but you just to be a cry
bully. You were like, You're

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like, I've been called that my
whole life and it hurt. Now I'm

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racking my brain if I was called
that by somebody else, so that I

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may have just blocked it out.
But yeah, that's that. That's a

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new one on me. I mean, I remembered because it's wise to always

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memorize your friends, your friends traumas. Yes, weaknesses are very important to

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memorize. And speaking of weakness,
yes, we've been away for a few

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weeks. We have really, I've
been away for a few weeks. So

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for those who've been with us for
quite a while, they know that two

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and a half months ago, I
lost my dog, Chicano, and I

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had I adopted Chicano along with my
dog hen Wolf. I adopted them about

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a year apart, and they were
the same age. They were both about

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thirteen years old. Well, about
two weeks ago, hen Wolf passed away

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and I had been trying to warn
people that she was. You know,

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she had been ill for a very
long time. Chicano had as well,

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but Chicano kind of got most of
the attention. Well, no, because

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Chikano had cancer and we needed to
raise money to take care of it,

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and Wolfe had degenerative mylopathy. And
there's just all you can do is deal

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with it. Yeah, there's no
like, you can't burn a pile of

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money in hopes of fighting it off. It's just there's nothing you can do.

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So Wolfy just kind of quietly dealt
with that. And for those who

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don't know what degenerative mylopathy is,
it's it's basically animal lou Garrig's disease.

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You lose the ability to use your
back legs and then it goes further up

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the spine until eventually it's total paraplegia. Yeah, so or quadriplegia and so

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so Wolfe had been had been fighting
with that for a long time and she

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actually it was kind of a miracle. She had been she had been diagnosed

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with like, hey, you have
the she has the genetic markers for for

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degenerative mylopathy for a long time.
Yeah, And in October of twenty twenty

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two, she showed full symptoms of
losing her back legs like it become they

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became weak, she would have trouble
getting around. She was dragging her pause

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and the idea that she made it
twenty months or twenty one months is incredible,

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incredible. No, absolutely, And
I mean I try not. My

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mother has been really like picking on
me because I downplay my participation. But

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I exercised her regularly and I massage
her legs every day. And while Chikano

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was was going through chemo and he
was sick all the time, I was

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taking care of her, helping her
go to the bathroom. And for over

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a year. I mean you were
you and I were talking a while back,

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and you you revamped parts of the
house to make it easier for her

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to be accessible through it. I
was constantly changing the house to make her

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a to get around things like by
the end, towards the end of her

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her life, I was taping rugs. There were no spots of hardwood or

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tile in the house because she couldn't
get purchase on them. Yeah, and

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also I didn't want her to fall
on something with no padding. So so

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but it's hard to talk about it, absolutely is. I mean, she

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the both both dogs were always around
us when we were recording, even with

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Freddy's or you know, and you've
told me many stories about recording Weekly Spooky

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with them both at your feet.
Yeah. Yeah, well Wolfe was always

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at my feet because Wolfe was a
just deeply, deeply loyal dog. I

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never recorded a podcast unless she was
at the vet. I never courded a

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podcast without her. Yeah, she
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He could take it or leave it
sometimes. Uh. The funny thing is

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the difference was that he was a
needy dog, so he would if he

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was going to be in here,
he would be like between us, between

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us, right between us, behind
us. He needed to like be freaking

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touching as to where Wolfie would just
like be near. All that mattered is

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that you were any production manager.
She would always make sure that she was

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around the studio, whether she was
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just waiting at the door. Sometimes
unplugging things, unplugging very good unplugging things.

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Like one of my favorite stories when
you when you first got her was

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you and I had gone to the
movies and we had we came back and

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the first thing you noticed was that
she had chewed at the door, which

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he scratched the door. But then
when we walked in, there was a

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lamp tipped over. All the stuff
was was off the table or scattered apart.

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The coffee table was nearly completely leveled
at a rampage. Yeah. Well,

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and that that's the thing about Wolfie, you know. So I adopted

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her from a rescue when she was
six years old. She had been found

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at a kill shelter and had nowhere
to go. And I saw this dog

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and she was fat. She was
big. When they brought her in,

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she was one hundred and thirty pounds. I got her when she was about

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one hundred and fifteen and then proceeded
to get her down to sixty. Yeah

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you did. And I don't know. The first time I saw a picture

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of her, I just remembered thinking, like, you know, there's a

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dog that might need me, And
I saw a lot of potential. She's

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very bright in her face. When
I met her, I was shocked at

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how intelligent she was for a dog. And people do that and say like,

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oh, my dog, No,
but she was creepily smart. Like

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sometimes she would just look at situations
and you could see that she was turned

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and it was it was fascinating.
She was just a very very sharp dog.

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So I took her in and it
was my first dog as an adult.

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I had had dogs as kid as
a kid, but I'd never had

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a dog of my own, and
she was It was an experience I don't

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think I could ever had again.
I could never have it again. Yeah.

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The second the first morning she woke
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she just looked at me and she
was like, so, what are we

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doing? And I was like,
uh, I gotta go to the post

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office. And she was like okay, and she just followed me to the

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car, jumped in the back seat, stuck her head out the window,

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and we went to the post office. And I was like, oh.

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And that for about six years,
every time I went anywhere where, I

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didn't have to get out of the
car for long. Yeah, I had

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Wolfy and then eventually Chicano as well. Both loved riding in the car.

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And one of the not trying to
harp on the negatives too much. One

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of the hardest things in my life
was when I realized that they couldn't do

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that anymore, that they just couldn't
sit up back there. Chicano had osteoarthritis,

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and Wolfie with her mylopathy, and
arthritis. She had both, and

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so that was really hard. And
so about about three days before she passed,

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I started to see how frustrated she
was and how tired she was.

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She could barely get up to do
anything, but she would still like if

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I left the room, she would
fight and struggle and fight and struggle and

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get up and then go to where
I am and then lay down. And

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when we lost Chiicano, it was
because he couldn't stand anymore. He literally

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could not. And I remember when
when I had to make the decision to

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put him to sleep. Wolfe was
she was not in good shape, and

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I had worn my closest friends.
I told you too, I had told

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you like I told you, like, just be ready. She might be

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gone next week. And I don't
know how, but for about six days

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I just laid on the couch,
cry, you know, over Chicano and

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just wanting to be near her,
and the fucking thing just she started getting

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up again, and for two months
she was mostly fine. I have no

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idea how, neither none of us
have any idea. And in some ways

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I like to think, you know
that she just saw I needed her a

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while longer. Yeah, So she
just had to like she just I fully

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believe that animals, the way that
animals perceive both pain for themselves but also

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pain for their owners and friends for
that matter, is a way that they

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are able to determine how much more
they can go on sometimes, because that's

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not the first example I've had with
friends or personal pets of my own where

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it's just like we thought time was
coming and whether there was another pet that

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passed before them or not, but
they found a way to keep going and

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be a part of us for a
little bit longer to make it easier with

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another passing. Unfortunately. Well,
I get that. It's just that I

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had a diagnosis. Yeah, yeah, she did. You know we had

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a diagnosis, You did? We
had? I mean she was on all

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kinds of medicine for other things.
Yeah, she had While while I was

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struggling with her not being able to
walk very well, she developed a heart

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murmur. She was becoming incontinent,
so we had to give her incontinence medicine.

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She was on incontinence medicine for a
long time. Big dogs, big

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female dogs, tend to have trouble
holding their urine, so I would give

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her a pill before bed that would
help her not leak at night, and

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but so she just yeah, she
just kind of fought through it. And

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I have no idea how, but
I remember when she started standing up better

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and stuff, I was like,
I always stayed realistic with the dogs,

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So my attitude was not like,
oh my god, she's better. My

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attitude was like, every day is
a bonus now, because I really thought

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she couldn't go on. But that
day that she just looked so tired was

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when it hit me. I was
like, all right, she's living for

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me now, she's not living for
herself, and her quality of life is

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tanking so hard. And I made
a promise to those dogs that they would

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be safe and they would be well. So you know, the last act

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of love is usually the hardest.
So I did what I was supposed to

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do, and and I've been a
wreck, yeah, ever since. And

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I uh, I didn't realize when
I lost Chiicano. I thought that that

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was how I needed to grieve,
like that I just needed to like lay

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down. But the reality is that
for over a year I haven't known any

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piece because they they needed me all
the time. And I'm not mad about

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it. I did it out of
love. That's why I'd never noticed how

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tired I was. You were always
there, but I was just constant.

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And you know, I never got
to sleep through the night because they need

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to get up to pee. You
know. It just it was a very

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hard time. And when Wolfy passed, I realized that, like I really

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felt alone. You know, it
wasn't it was. It was beyond what

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I thought it would be. Pain
wise, and being home hurts, like

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doing the show hurts. I can't
lie. Yeah, I mean I know,

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you know, but these fuckers don't
know. Absolutely, they don't know.

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But it's it's hard like for and
and and I wish I had more

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time with her, But for seven
years, anything I did, she was

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a part of it. She was
always there. And now it's just I

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look for Yeah, no, I
get it. I mean it's in relation

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to what you're going through. It's
just like with with the breakup. I

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had two cats that I was with
for almost four years. Every day that

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would greet me at the door when
I came home, would climb into bed.

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They were always around. And unfortunately, when me and my ex split,

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the cats went with them as well. So I've been dealing with a

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apartment that I'm getting ready for a
new roommate. But also I'm alone when

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I go home, like, unless
unless I have a friend come over anything

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like that, I'm alone when I
go home. And that feeling just doesn't

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get easier when you have memories of
that not being the case. And I

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can only imagine on your side of
things, well, I mean yeah,

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no, I mean I know,
I appreciate your your empathy. It's just

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yeah, it was just such a
long battle. Absolutely, and and I

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spent so much time with my pets
being sick, and now it's like I

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feel like I'm not I don't accomplish
anything because I used to spend hours a

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day taking care of them. Yeah, so it's been super hard, and

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and it's it's super hard to do
this, it is. It is so

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hard to sit down and just talk
as myself. Yeah, I can do

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Weekly Spooky all day long because I'm
reading I'm pretending, but here I don't

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want to pretend. That's why I
went into this, That's why I talked

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for goddamn sixteen fucking minutes about it. Is because I've always followed the mantra

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that if you if you have something
to hide, if you have something that

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you don't want that you feel embarrassed
about her, that you're holding in,

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uh, that you should just spew
it out now and and get it over

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with. Absolutely, And Dave,
for everybody who wonders, Dave had openly

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said, Dude, nobody cares about
your feelings. Nobody, nobody gives a

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ship that you're sad. That's exactly, bro. Just shut the fuck up

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and just fucking do the show.
No, No, Dave's been Dave's been

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wonderful, And Dave's been the guy
who's been like, dude, let's just

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not do one this week and then
let's do this other week because he knew

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that it was a rough it's a
rough time. Well, and also we

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should mention that this episode we're talking
about April Fool's Day today, which by

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the way, was what's that.
We'll get to that, but anyway,

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this episode was supposed to be close
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to go on April second. It's
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digress. It was supposed to be
on the second because it was going to

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be like, hey, let's let's
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Well, then we all got faked
out. By weathermen and weather women and

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weather people we as you, we
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there was going to be a colossal
storm that was going to require us to

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build an arc and there was gonna
be and then it barely rained size of

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hail, minivan like minivan sized hail. Apparently the earth was going to crack

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open and we were gonna have a
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the Titans would play least, and
then we just got a little bit of

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wind and rain. But in my
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you know what, it'd be safer
for me to not travel over here

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tonight to do the show. But
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way Slam coming up, So I'm
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Be Past? Was it? Okay? I can't remember. I'm uh April

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second? Was April first? Would
have been the storm? Yeah, that

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happened before Wolfe Past? Okay I
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Noah's sorry, It's sorry. It
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but we all you also had alerted
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was no. Uh, the last
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and exhausted because I knew that's the
hardest thing, you know, Like I

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I talked to friends and and I've
had lots of people be sweet and reach

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out and talk, and they all
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all said the same things. They
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and you really fucking do you absolutely
do so. But that being said,

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call me and complain. When you
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Okay, I mean I've done one
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a while ago. Now with your
bare hands, now, with my bare

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hands now, I mean I I
had to get a doctor, a Vett

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that specialized in horses for Hendial because
she's so big. But to wrap it

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up, Wolfe was was just an
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and a really good friend to me. And I just missed the ship out

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of her. And uh, she
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She was. She was loving,
but not gentle. You know,

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she did not have a sweetness.
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but like if you were you know, needed her help, she her help

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was like to hit you in the
ass head, but you're right in the

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ball sometimes Yeah, No, I
mean she was something. She was this

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big boxer pit uh fucking chow chow
mix creature and all her puppies. Every

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living creature was her puppy. Yes, so, man, I used up

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way way all out of the show. But I uh so, I'm gonna

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try my best. Guys, I
I really appreciate those of you who watch

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and listen. I'm trying my best. I am usually the loud, jovial,

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quick witted person. I cannot lie. I've slept more in the last

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two weeks than I have maybe ever. Yeah, but I am so fucking

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tired, and I'm trying my best. I will say that. That all

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being said, I fucking absolutely adore
April Fool's Dome. Oh it's so much

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fun. It's It's one of my
favorite kind of comfort food slasher movies.

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So I am excited to talk about
that. So fuck it. Here it

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goes. Do You Even? Movie? Will be right back. Welcome back

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to Do You Even? Movie?
So we are talking about April Fol's Day

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nineteen eighty six. This film is
one hour in twenty nine minutes. The

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director is Fred Walton on this Now, do you know anything about Fred Walton?

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Ord? Does that name ring a
bell to you? By chance?

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Well, his family founded Walmart.
That is not that's not correct. The

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Walton family mean the Walton family,
but that's not that Walton family. Uh

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are you sure? I'm pretty sure
anyway, Okay, So Fred Walton went

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to Dennison University. He was a
theater major until his senior year when he

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switched to English. That's where he
met Steve Fhack. Now do you know

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the name Steve Feck? By chance? Wait, so he spoke theater,

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but then he switched to speaking English, switch to speaking English, faspening.

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What was that last thing, Steve
Feck? Do you know the name Steve

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FECh? I mean when I grew
up spending time in New England, you

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heard about Fack all the time,
facing facking. No, I do not

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know Steve fan. So Steve Fack
and Fred Walton are the two gentlemen behind

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When a Stranger. Walton director really
infect wrote it. But where their story

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starts is they did a short film
called The Sitter, which was a crew

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of six people. It was their
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then that was adapted into When a
Stranger Calls. I remember hearing about that.

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Yeah, so Fred Walton starts his
starts his writing and directing career with

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The Sitter in nineteen seventy seven,
does When a Stranger Calls in seventy nine,

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then does Hadley's Rebellion in nineteen eighty
three. An episode of Alfred Hitchcock

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Presents in nineteen eighty five which was
called an Unlocked Window, which was about

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a killer I want to watch the
eighties Alfred Hitchcock Presents. This one is

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literally about a nurse that is like
fresh offer shift and apparently like there's a

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mental patient that's escaped and he's trying
to get in the house and there's one

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unlocked window that he hasn't found.
So it's not figuratively about that, it's

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literally literally about oh right, yes, yes, so. But he got

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that job because he saw the original
version of that on the original fifties Alfred

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Hitchcock Presents. And when they had
seen I believe it was either April Fools

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there when a Stranger Calls and they
called him in for the job, and

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that was when he was like,
oh, man, like, this has

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been one of my favorite stories.
And they're like, well, it's funny

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you mentioned that that's the one we
want you to direct, and he was

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like, I don't know if I
can direct that because that episode scared the

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living hell out of me when I
was a kid, and it's so precious

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to me that I don't know if
I can create off That sounds like a

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what Well he did it anyway,
So in eighty five he does that The

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Rosary Murders in nineteen eighty seven,
he does directs Trap in eighty nine,

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Home Record ninety two When a Stranger
Calls Back in nineteen ninety three, which

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a Stranger Calls Back. I think
that movie's pretty underrated. I mean,

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for a sequel to a movie that
more people remember the first twenty minutes of

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the movie than the whole movie,
When a Stranger Calls Back is really really

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good. Then he does Dead Air
with Gregory Hines in ninety four. I've

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never seen that one. He's also
credited as a writer on two thousand and

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six When a Stranger Calls the remake, well credited with character characters. Yeah.

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And then he's the director of April
fools Day in nineteen eighty six,

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does an episode in Miami Vice in
eighty six as well, And he also

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did the TV remake of I Saw
What you did, and I know who

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you are. The William Castle story
in eighty eight. Oh really, there's

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a remake of that. I haven't
seen it. I've seen the original.

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But Fred Walton is heat that when
it comes to the Sitter and what a

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Stranger calls, that's a pretty pivotal
moment in horror history. I would say,

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sure. I think it's funny looking
at this film. Yeah, because

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what April Fool's Day is, in
many ways is just what Paramount wished Friday

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the thirteenth had been, yep,
which is higher scale, higher brow,

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higher class yep, but crazy box
office just like Friday the Thirteenth. And

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for those who don't know Paramount Pictures, well they distributed Friday Thirteenth Part one.

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Yeah, and then they went into
business producing all of the sequels until

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after Jason digs manhattened. They left
after Jason digs Manhattan. Yeah, imagine.

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Wow, here's an idea. We're
losing steam, so let's spend the

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most on this one and put most
of it on a boat, on a

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boat, and then the rest Vancouver, Vancouver. So but my point is,

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you look at everything about April Fool's
Day, Yeah, and look at

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everything about Friday at the thirteenth.
Yeah, and it's kind of hilarious because

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it's like just like the little TV
spot we play at the beginning. Yeah,

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they licensed like known music, they
played up the humor. They even

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said Paramount cordially invites you. Meanwhile, they would literally be like, my

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stomach gets sick when our logo plays
before Friday the thirteenth. Let's barely market

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this, and then it just kept
making money. Yeah. So but and

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I believe it or not, did
not know that when a stranger calls it

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the same director. Yeah, the
fact that they went and got him just

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solidifies my opinion. Yeah, that
they were really trying super hard to have

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an upscale, high class you know, only like the movie has its moments

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of being crass or being sexual or
being exploitive. Yeah, but not really,

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not really. And I mean,
and this is the tail end of

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the slasher boom. This is eighty
s so I mean it was kind of

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done relatively tailing. Yeah. Yeah. So the fact that you have a

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movie that I mean, well,
we'll spoil it. I mean, there's

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spoiler alert at the beginning of the
show. We'll spoil it. But the

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fact that you have a movie that
is a slasher but also technically isn't.

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Yeah, it is pretty impressive for
the fact that, like I mean that

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they got the money it did because
they also Walton is credited as the same

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paramount, did not have any fucking
idea how to license this movie or how

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to market, market market. Yeah. Well, and but it was their

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fucking movie. Yeah, you know. And that's the funny thing is,

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so they throw it to They throw
more money at this than I think they

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threw it just about any Friday of
the thirteenth movie or maybe maybe the last

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one. Yeah, they throw tons
of money at it. It's at the

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tail end of this movement. And
I really think that their thought was if

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we make it better, people will
love it. And I'm not saying that

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people don't love April Fool's Day,
but yeah, but I think, and

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I'll be proven correct or wrong as
we dive in that it is one that

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definitely became more belovedly later on.
Yeah. Absolutely so. Our writer on

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this is Nilo Bach. He does
Beverly Hills cop as a writer in nineteen

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eighty four April Fool's Day in nineteen
eighty six does Beverly Hills Cop two with

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characters of course and eighty seven.
Then he does Someone to Watch Over Me,

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which he's on credit on, which
is an early Ridley Scott film with

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Tom Behringer and The One Armed Man
from The Fugitive. It's like a sexy

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thriller basically word I mean if it's
got the One Arm Man exactly does Beverly

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Hills Cop three in ninety four,
Escape Clause ninety six, fourteen Hours in

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two thousand and five, and then
he's also credited on the renick of April

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Fool's Day in two thousand and eight. How direct to video scout Tyler Compton

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is one of the stars in it. That was like one of the majors.

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I must have seen it. It's
I bought it, like I remember

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getting it, and I remember it
being okay, but I remember the ending

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being a real, real, big
twist from the original which I can't remember

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what exactly did it turn out?
The house was made of wax. The

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house was made of wax the entire
time. Yes, moving on, hold

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on, okay, I just want
to throw it out there. Yes,

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when I throw shade at the House
of Wax from two thousand and five.

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From two thousand and five, It
is not because it wasn't good. It

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is not because I am being a
gatekeepery dick. It's because it's so good

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until that part, yeah, which
is like the first twenty minutes it's so

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good, and that part's so stupid. It is wax, literally literally wax.

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That's the only part where I was
like, they were doing such a

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good job. Yeah, they were
doing great, but why would the whole

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house be made of wax? But
I think, you know, get it

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getting off topic here a paper fesy
with are getting off top. Oh we're

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talking about a different movie from three
decades crazy, right, But getting getting

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off topic of House of Wax is
the fact that House of Wax two thousand

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and five is not a remake of
nineteen fifty three's House of Wax of Vincent

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Price. It's more a remake of
Tourist Trap. I would I would agree.

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I mean it has a lot more
in common with Tourist Trap. Coming

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in to the show, I'm sure, yeah, say hello to my friend.

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So moving on down the list,
we have our cinematographer, who's Charles

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Minsky. Charles Minsky starts as assistant
camera on Chain Gain Woman in nineteen seventy

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one. You think somebody walked on
the set and was like, is this

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film dpt By Charles Minsk And they're
like, it's min's Ki Minski. But

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sorry, I just couldn't resist the
thing with two Heads in seventy two,

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The Choiring with seventy seventy Yeah,
I think is a good choir Boys not

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so much. I actually watched that
recently. It's a Robert Altrich film about

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cops in the seventies, and Altric
did not have a good uh opinion of

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the police at that time. Thank
god, they've really turned around their image

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in the public. Urban Cowboy in
nineteen eighty nine to five, in nineteen

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eighty The Black Value Returns eighty three, and then he becomes a cinematographer in

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nineteen eighty four with Radioactive Dreams,
April Fool's Day in nineteen eighty six,

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cinematographer on Amazing Stories in eighty six, Pretty Woman in nineteen ninety Really,

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yeah, that's a hell of a
jump. Dutch nineteen ninety one. He

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shot Dutch. He shot Dutch.
That is so cool. I love that.

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Then the gun in Betty Lew's Handbag
in nineteen ninety two, Lois and

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Clark, The New Adventures of Superman
ninety three, Kazam in nineteen ninety six,

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but not Shazam, the one that
doesn't exist, No, No Tomcats

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two thousand and one, Raising Hell
in two thousand and four, the Producer's

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remake, and O five You Me
and Dupree Oh Wow in six wowh Valentine's

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Day twenty ten, New Year's Eve
twenty eleven, Mother's Day twenty sixteen,

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and then the Adventures of Babysitting remake
in twenty sixteen as well. But during

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that time, in nineteen eighty five, he did assistant camera on teen Wolf,

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assistant camera on Bull Durham in nineteen
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Velocity in ninety four, second unit
on Congo in ninety five, and second

407
00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:30.920
unit on Almost Famous in two thousand. Jeu dude has been out there.

408
00:30:30.039 --> 00:30:33.880
Yeah, So. The IMDb synopsis
for April Fool's Day says, nine college

409
00:30:33.880 --> 00:30:37.480
students staying at a friend's remote island
mansion begin to fall victim to an unseen

410
00:30:37.559 --> 00:30:41.880
murder over April Fool's Day weekend,
but nothing is as it seems. That's

411
00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:45.920
a pretty solid one. Actually.
Myopis that like doesn't miss much. No,

412
00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:48.880
it doesn't. My synopsis. When
a group of college students vacation to

413
00:30:48.920 --> 00:30:52.039
a remote island on April Fool's Day
weekend, their fun is cut short by

414
00:30:52.039 --> 00:30:57.160
an unknown assailant who infiltrates the mansion
with deadly ideas of fun. I like,

415
00:30:57.200 --> 00:31:00.440
there's a lot more. Well,
I'm not gonna I'm just it's fine.

416
00:31:00.599 --> 00:31:03.839
Usually yours are at least mostly better. But that one, No,

417
00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:07.960
but that's more a statement about their
synopsis being really good. That's fair.

418
00:31:07.079 --> 00:31:10.160
I mean yours was all right,
but it was just like I think you

419
00:31:10.200 --> 00:31:14.319
were trying to build on a perfect
synopsis already. Sometimes I like, I

420
00:31:14.359 --> 00:31:18.640
will literally go to letterboxed, IMDb, Wikipedia, and I'll look at the

421
00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:19.640
back. If I have the movie, I'll look at the back and I'll

422
00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:23.359
try to compile it from those from
those ones, and that it gets really

423
00:31:23.400 --> 00:31:26.359
difficult sometimes because after a while they
all just start matching up. Yeah.

424
00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:30.839
I found that whenever I attempt to
use Dave GPT, it usually just spits

425
00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:33.359
out a bunch of useless shit.
Yeah that's fair. Yeah, So I

426
00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:38.519
I just generally keep it to just
like, you know, asking questions on

427
00:31:38.559 --> 00:31:45.359
how to commit acts of terrorism.
Do You Even? Movie will be right

428
00:31:45.440 --> 00:32:00.160
back welcome back to Do You Even? Movie? So, at the time

429
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:04.400
of this recording, April Fool's Day
is currently streaming on a couple of platforms.

430
00:32:04.720 --> 00:32:07.119
I will also recommend that if you
are a fan of this movie or

431
00:32:07.240 --> 00:32:10.640
are a fan of physical media,
the Blu ray that Shout Factory put out

432
00:32:10.920 --> 00:32:14.240
what like three years ago, I
think you don't have. I do not.

433
00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:16.920
I do not. Actually had to
borrow yours. Yeah, but it's

434
00:32:16.920 --> 00:32:21.240
a really good Blu ray. The
print is amazing on it. And also

435
00:32:21.279 --> 00:32:24.200
the special features there's an interview Walton. There's an interview Debrah. I want

436
00:32:24.200 --> 00:32:27.279
to say, Foreman, but I
don't think it's I can't remember it.

437
00:32:27.319 --> 00:32:29.960
So, but there's like three or
four interviews, one with like the cinematographer,

438
00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:31.200
one with an actor. Really good
stuff on it. So I cannot

439
00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:35.559
recommend that enough. What was your
first time seeing this? So I'm gonna

440
00:32:35.599 --> 00:32:38.400
tell you straight up, don't remember. You don't remember, but okay,

441
00:32:38.920 --> 00:32:43.799
I mean it was on the VHS
shelves and and you know, you being

442
00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:49.359
a younger millennial, you don't remember. But I remember because I had a

443
00:32:49.400 --> 00:32:52.119
Hollywood video. Oh yeah, I've
told you about that Hollywood video, right,

444
00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:54.240
yes you have. I had a
Hollywood Video that used to be a

445
00:32:54.279 --> 00:33:00.400
movie gallery. Yeah, and the
back catalog of Heaps. It was insane.

446
00:33:00.519 --> 00:33:05.400
Especially it's where I found Madman.
It's where I found the double tape

447
00:33:05.400 --> 00:33:08.400
of Donna the Dead and and and
remember like when I say I'm older than

448
00:33:08.480 --> 00:33:12.440
Dave, I'm what six years older
than six years yea, yeah, like

449
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:15.440
I'm talking two thousand and two,
two thousand and three, I'm finding these

450
00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:19.599
tapes. That's actually pretty unusual.
They were moving them out and bringing in

451
00:33:19.680 --> 00:33:22.640
DVD, but they just the store
was pretty big, so they'd just be

452
00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:24.559
like, eh, like we got
all these you know things. So I

453
00:33:24.599 --> 00:33:30.119
would go to Blockbuster because they were
right, they were in the same shopping

454
00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:32.799
plaza. I was got a Blockbuster
for like the most newest release, yeah,

455
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:36.319
or you know, because I'd be
like, holy crap, they have

456
00:33:36.720 --> 00:33:39.640
you know, the new Texas Chance
on two DVD in a wow because it

457
00:33:39.680 --> 00:33:44.240
never looks so good. But then
when I would go to Hollywood Video,

458
00:33:44.279 --> 00:33:47.200
it was to be like what is
Evil Ed? And that's where I first

459
00:33:47.200 --> 00:33:51.200
saw Evil Ed. Yeah, now
that all being said, I bet you

460
00:33:51.240 --> 00:33:53.839
I saw April fools Day for the
first time at that Hollywood. But I'd

461
00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:58.440
rather tell you about the last time
I watched it Besides today, I remember

462
00:33:58.440 --> 00:34:00.480
this story. Go ahead, you
do you were amped, dude, Like

463
00:34:00.519 --> 00:34:02.920
you were just like, this is
such a good movie. Oh yeah,

464
00:34:02.960 --> 00:34:07.199
you do remember it was in the
midst of lockdown. Yes, I think

465
00:34:07.199 --> 00:34:09.280
it was. You know, actually
I think it was in the midst.

466
00:34:09.320 --> 00:34:13.599
I think it was when like we
were like afraid to even hang out because

467
00:34:13.599 --> 00:34:15.039
we all just didn't know what the
hell was going on. Yeah, and

468
00:34:15.960 --> 00:34:20.920
I had ordered it on a lark. I was like, I always remembered

469
00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:24.519
liking that. Yeah, So I
put it on the projector lit up a

470
00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:29.599
cigar, made a bag of popcorn, and yeah, I was about halfway

471
00:34:29.599 --> 00:34:31.719
through it. I was texting you
and I was like, man, I

472
00:34:31.880 --> 00:34:37.280
fucking love April Fool's Day. It's
it's And I'm so happy that people are

473
00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:40.599
adopting the word cozy so much for
stuff like this. Yeah, my good

474
00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:45.280
buddy Cameron Cheney, he loves to
use the phrase cozy horror because and he's

475
00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:51.280
a book tuber. He talks about
books and young adult books, goosebumps books,

476
00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:53.079
stuff like that, and he always
says like he's like, this book

477
00:34:53.119 --> 00:34:58.719
is scary, this book was silly, this book was cozy, And I'm

478
00:34:58.760 --> 00:35:02.679
starting to really get what that means
because cozy is like a combo of fun,

479
00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:07.039
familiar, in nostalgic. Yeah,
when you have all those things in

480
00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:09.239
a movie or a book, I
think you end up with cozy. Yeah,

481
00:35:10.239 --> 00:35:16.559
and that really helps. So it's
not just the movie the Blu ray.

482
00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:22.440
They did such a good job of
remastering it and bringing back the look

483
00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:29.599
of that era, which was like
sharp and good and clear, but kind

484
00:35:29.639 --> 00:35:32.800
of muted, muted, like it
doesn't pop, it doesn't snap, but

485
00:35:32.920 --> 00:35:37.559
it's clearly of a high quality.
Yeah. Another element that I feel like

486
00:35:37.599 --> 00:35:39.159
Paramount was, you know, they
were like, oh, well, you

487
00:35:39.199 --> 00:35:43.480
know, meanwhile, they're like,
we're doing Friday five and I just get

488
00:35:43.480 --> 00:35:46.840
that porn director. No offense to
Danny Stanman. He's amazing director of Savage

489
00:35:46.840 --> 00:35:50.719
Streets, but like that's they were
like, they're like, eh, whoever.

490
00:35:51.199 --> 00:35:53.159
But then when they're doing with their
own big money, they're like,

491
00:35:53.239 --> 00:35:57.119
let's get the guy who did when
a stranger calls. Yeah. Absolutely,

492
00:35:57.119 --> 00:36:00.239
And I mean I think what works
most raper Fool's Day, And this is

493
00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:02.000
what I found my first time watching
it. I found out of this movie

494
00:36:02.039 --> 00:36:06.199
through the going going to pieces of
the Rise and Fall slash film the documentary

495
00:36:06.199 --> 00:36:08.360
I've talked. Really, Yeah,
that was okay, because that was I

496
00:36:08.719 --> 00:36:12.800
know I've said this before, but
that was a critical point of me getting

497
00:36:12.840 --> 00:36:17.400
into horror, but specifically how much
I loved the slasher genre, and that

498
00:36:17.400 --> 00:36:24.280
that documentary highlights everything from House on
Sorority Sorority Row to April Fool's Day to

499
00:36:24.480 --> 00:36:28.400
Bay of Blood. The Bob a
movie like it goes through everything from the

500
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:31.800
rise and fall of slasher films,
and April Fool's Day was like right towards

501
00:36:31.880 --> 00:36:36.960
like the middle or so when they
were highlighting holiday horror like My Bloody Valentine

502
00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:39.719
and all those And I remember that
they gave away the ending of course when

503
00:36:39.719 --> 00:36:42.840
they were talking about it. Yeah, it's hard to keep that one under

504
00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:45.239
wrapt. Yeah, and I and
even with the ending given away, I

505
00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:46.119
was just like, shit, I
have to see this movie. Well,

506
00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:51.840
and to speak of Cozy again.
Yeah. The other thing that this film

507
00:36:51.880 --> 00:36:54.039
really has going for it is a
lot of its story beats and the way

508
00:36:54.079 --> 00:37:00.960
it ends, especially are very like
the young adult horror books. Absolutely especially

509
00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:05.360
of the nineties, which is my
sweet spot. You know, Christopher Pike

510
00:37:05.440 --> 00:37:07.800
books, Diane Hope books. I
can't tell you. I mean there were

511
00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:14.639
there were literally a whole Chris Pike
books about April Fools where it turned out

512
00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:19.000
it was all a prank. And
there were multiple Stein books rl steinbooks where

513
00:37:19.000 --> 00:37:22.840
it's all a prank. It happens
a lot in young adult books because that

514
00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:25.320
was how you got away with it, which makes sense. Yeah, Like,

515
00:37:25.880 --> 00:37:30.199
I can't tell you. One of
my favorite tropes of the young adult

516
00:37:30.199 --> 00:37:34.920
books of arl Stein is everybody who's
dead turns out to not be dead,

517
00:37:35.039 --> 00:37:37.280
except in The Beach House, where, for some freaking reason, that chick

518
00:37:37.360 --> 00:37:43.320
was just dead. I love that
book, but I remember when I was

519
00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:45.360
reading it, I was like,
oh shit, she's dead. I was

520
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:47.800
like, well, they always do
the thing where then they're at the hospital,

521
00:37:47.800 --> 00:37:50.679
they're in the bed, and then
I was like the end, and

522
00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:54.280
I was like, so she's just
okay, she's just dead. Beach House

523
00:37:54.360 --> 00:37:59.639
really good Beach House and Beach Party. Arl Stein must have written them like

524
00:37:59.679 --> 00:38:01.960
in this same coke Bender, not
that he ever did cocaine as far as

525
00:38:01.960 --> 00:38:05.880
I'm aware, but I would not
blame him with the output he had if

526
00:38:05.880 --> 00:38:10.280
he did, but they were both
very similar, similar settings, but beach

527
00:38:10.360 --> 00:38:14.760
House and I think it's not a
big spoiler it's been over twenty years,

528
00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:19.159
has time traveling ooh okay, anyway, okay, But my point is that's

529
00:38:19.159 --> 00:38:22.079
the other reason I find this movie
so cozy. Is it like it's like,

530
00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:25.599
hey, we're gonna give you that, like that look of nineteen eighties,

531
00:38:25.760 --> 00:38:30.760
well done movie, and we're gonna
give you like the cast that's recognizable

532
00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:37.559
enough. Yeah, we're gonna give
you all of that, and a ridiculous

533
00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:42.599
twist, some silly gore payoffs that
are pretty fun. And in the end,

534
00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:45.360
no one got hurt. No one
got hurt. I think what I

535
00:38:45.400 --> 00:38:47.679
loved about it most of the first
time watching it was it hits every single

536
00:38:47.679 --> 00:38:51.519
slasher beat and trope that you expect, but it doesn't do it to a

537
00:38:51.599 --> 00:38:55.519
level that's just like eh eh eh
eh. Yeah. So it's just like

538
00:38:55.599 --> 00:39:00.880
it has it has that originality to
it with a story that like you've seen.

539
00:39:00.119 --> 00:39:05.079
I mean, people say the most
original unriginal movie ever. People basis

540
00:39:05.079 --> 00:39:07.440
on and then there were none Agatha
Christie's and then there were none. How

541
00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:09.840
it relates to it so much,
and they're absolutely right. So that's what

542
00:39:09.880 --> 00:39:14.800
I liked about It was trying not
to say ten little Indians in the other

543
00:39:14.840 --> 00:39:15.960
title too. Yeah, I don't
want to talk about that fair enough,

544
00:39:16.079 --> 00:39:22.679
but uh no, no, I
mean it's it's such a convolutedly clichee teenagers

545
00:39:22.719 --> 00:39:25.599
go to a place where there's no
phone, no, you know there are.

546
00:39:25.719 --> 00:39:32.079
They're literally on an eye on an
island, one boat twice a day,

547
00:39:32.119 --> 00:39:36.559
but not on the weekend. Yeah, and they're arriving Friday on the

548
00:39:36.639 --> 00:39:43.320
last boat over. Yep. So
it's it's incredibly cliche. Oh, absolutely,

549
00:39:43.360 --> 00:39:45.639
Even by eighty six standards, it
was getting pretty cliche. Yeah,

550
00:39:45.679 --> 00:39:52.360
but some of these late era slasher
movies they tap into something fun. Some

551
00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:58.360
of them are a slog but some
of them tap into something really fund We've

552
00:39:58.360 --> 00:40:02.800
seen plenty of this, well sure, but like another example of one that's

553
00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:07.079
like fun but it's but and it's
like aware of how much it's rehashing is

554
00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:12.280
Return to Horror High. Yeah absolutely, And I love Return to Horror High.

555
00:40:12.320 --> 00:40:16.960
Yeah, but but that movie is
so late in in that that that

556
00:40:17.320 --> 00:40:21.039
grind. Yeah. Well, it's
like Student Bodies is the same way Student

557
00:40:21.039 --> 00:40:24.239
Bodies be just Beat for beat just
is Dragon Slasher films through the mud.

558
00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:28.280
But you have fun doing it,
even with the stuff that they go into.

559
00:40:28.360 --> 00:40:30.599
Yeah. Well, in Return to
Horror, High would like you to

560
00:40:30.679 --> 00:40:34.639
laugh, but it also tried to
maintain the horror element, which I also

561
00:40:34.719 --> 00:40:37.840
was impressive. Pretty gory, like
Student Bodies isn't really that graphic. Return

562
00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:40.199
to Horror. High's bloody. It's
super bloody, supero and I love.

563
00:40:40.360 --> 00:40:44.559
They're interviewing the writer and he's They're
like, we found blood in whatever.

564
00:40:44.599 --> 00:40:49.679
He's like when you make Westerns,
everything's covered in sand. Everything I owned

565
00:40:49.760 --> 00:40:52.079
in the world was covered in blood. By the seventh day I was on

566
00:40:52.119 --> 00:40:55.000
the set, and I love that
shit. It's so good. So RADI

567
00:40:55.000 --> 00:40:58.880
goes out. Is our cast.
We have depor Forman who plays Muffy.

568
00:40:59.199 --> 00:41:00.960
She was in on Dance as Fast
as I Can in nineteen eighty two in

569
00:41:01.000 --> 00:41:05.039
The Custody of Strangers eighty two.
T J. Hooker eighty two, appears

570
00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:07.440
in Family Ties in eighty three,
appears in Valley Girl in nineteen eighty three,

571
00:41:07.920 --> 00:41:12.519
Grizzly Too The Revenge in nineteen eighty
three. Everyone was in Grizzly Too.

572
00:41:12.599 --> 00:41:15.360
This is true real Genius nineteen eighty
five, My show for nineteen eighty

573
00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:17.760
six, three fifteen, The Moment
of Truth. So this is one I've

574
00:41:17.760 --> 00:41:21.199
been wanting to show you, or
actually I want to show us because I

575
00:41:21.199 --> 00:41:25.039
haven't seen it MVD. MVD put
it out recently, and it's about a

576
00:41:25.079 --> 00:41:29.199
school, like a school shooting.
Basically, it's what I wanted to show

577
00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:31.840
you, well show us. It's
just a funny way it's about it.

578
00:41:31.880 --> 00:41:35.360
Wow. Yeah, from the eighties, and I can't remember there's a big

579
00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:37.280
name in it, but it's it
was. It was lost for a while

580
00:41:37.320 --> 00:41:39.440
and MVD recently just put it out
like a year ago. I want to

581
00:41:39.480 --> 00:41:43.239
say, So it's one watch track
down. So then she does April Fool's

582
00:41:43.280 --> 00:41:46.280
Day in nineteen eighty six, destroy
or Destroyer in eighty eight? Was that

583
00:41:46.280 --> 00:41:50.280
what I was just talking about?
The prison movie, the the with the

584
00:41:51.039 --> 00:41:52.840
the one guy's in it from here
too. Oh my god, I can't

585
00:41:52.840 --> 00:41:55.519
think of his name, the guy
that plays Chaz He's he's in Destroyer,

586
00:41:55.559 --> 00:42:00.000
the one with the killer in the
prison and Anthony Perkins is the director.

587
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:04.800
Yes, that's a fun one.
That's a really fun one. That's another

588
00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:07.199
lost one. Speaking of a fun
one eighty eight, she does Waxwork.

589
00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:10.960
Yeah, yeah, which I just
showed Corny Waxwork, and that that movie

590
00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:15.559
still holds up. Well. Waxwork's
amazing, so good. I just wish

591
00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:19.440
you could have learned about it how
I did by joining it in progress on

592
00:42:19.559 --> 00:42:22.320
cable. That would do it.
That's a way to really experience Waxwork.

593
00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:25.719
The Experts in nineteen eighty nine,
Sundown the Vampire, and Retreat in eighty

594
00:42:25.800 --> 00:42:29.760
nine. I like that. Well, I think that's underrated at very underrated.

595
00:42:29.800 --> 00:42:32.239
Friends, Lovers and Lunatics in nineteen
eighty nine, which leads into Lunatics

596
00:42:32.320 --> 00:42:37.719
a Love Story in nineteen ninety one. Holy crap. Yeah, you're having

597
00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:42.199
a mental meltdown. You're having a
mental melt down. Then she does the

598
00:42:42.239 --> 00:42:44.559
remake of Valley Girl in twenty twenty, which I had no idea there was

599
00:42:44.559 --> 00:42:47.000
a remake. I didn't know either, and Demons Within in twenty twenty three,

600
00:42:47.039 --> 00:42:50.679
so she is still acting somewhat today. Moving on down the list,

601
00:42:50.719 --> 00:42:53.000
we have Griffin O'Neil, who plays
Skip. He was in the Nickelodeon film

602
00:42:53.280 --> 00:42:58.280
The film Nickelodeon in nineteen seventy six, The Escape Artist in nineteen eighty two,

603
00:42:58.440 --> 00:43:00.679
had Lee's Rebellion ninetety three, which
of course was one of the Fred

604
00:43:00.679 --> 00:43:04.559
Walton's early films, So that's how
he met him and then brought him on

605
00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:07.960
April Fool's Day, The Children of
Times Square in eighty six, April fools

606
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:12.239
Day eighty six, The Wraith in
nineteen eighty six, Fucking Movie, Assault

607
00:43:12.239 --> 00:43:15.360
of the Killer, Bembos in eighty
eight, Jesse Hawks in nineteen eighty nine,

608
00:43:15.440 --> 00:43:19.239
Night Children eighty nine, Returned to
Justice nineteen ninety, Goolies three Goalies

609
00:43:19.320 --> 00:43:22.760
Go to College in nineteen ninety and
Soulmates in ninety two. Griffin O'Neil's career

610
00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:29.199
was kind of cut short because he
committed murder and got caught. Well,

611
00:43:29.280 --> 00:43:32.119
I mean it would take getting caught. It would take getting caught. Wrapping

612
00:43:32.199 --> 00:43:35.880
us up is Tom Wilson, who
plays Arch. He was a night Rider

613
00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:37.079
in nineteen eighty four, The Facts
of Life in eighty four, Then in

614
00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:40.440
eighty five he does a little film
called Back to the Future. Anything I've

615
00:43:40.440 --> 00:43:45.360
heard of maybe he plays a guy
named Biff that's not a real name,

616
00:43:45.280 --> 00:43:50.000
but he does April fools Day in
eighty six, Action Jackson in eighty eight

617
00:43:50.199 --> 00:43:53.599
that doesn't rhyme. It does not
rhyme. Back to the Future Part two,

618
00:43:53.639 --> 00:43:57.239
eighty nine, Back to the Future
Part three, ninety Blood in Blood,

619
00:43:57.239 --> 00:44:00.800
out Bound by Honor in ninety three, Camp Nowhere ninety four, Gargoyles

620
00:44:00.840 --> 00:44:04.920
TV Show ninety five, Andersonville ninety
six, Sabrina The Teenage Witch ninety six,

621
00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:08.079
That Darn Cat Remake ninety seven,
Uh Duck Duckman in ninety seven,

622
00:44:08.559 --> 00:44:12.480
Freaks and Geeks in ninety nine,
Nash Bridges two thousand and one, So

623
00:44:12.639 --> 00:44:15.559
good in Freaks and Gear. Yes, he is SpongeBob SquarePants. He's does

624
00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:17.800
many voices of that show in two
thousand and one, Stripperella in two thousand

625
00:44:17.800 --> 00:44:22.760
and three. I don't even remember
Stripperrella, SpongeBob SquarePants Movie and No.

626
00:44:22.920 --> 00:44:25.199
Four, Riva No. Five,
George Lopez Show and O five Still Standing

627
00:44:25.199 --> 00:44:29.079
in two thousand and six, House
two thousand and seven, Bones eight,

628
00:44:29.199 --> 00:44:31.960
Family Guy, Adventure Time, Workaholics, n Cis in twenty twenty, And

629
00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:35.559
I mean he's still doing many voices
on He does a lot of voice work

630
00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:39.079
nowadays. Yeah, and one of
my favorite things is search Tom Wilson questions,

631
00:44:39.199 --> 00:44:43.320
question song. Yeah, he answers
all the questions he gets asked all

632
00:44:43.360 --> 00:44:45.159
the time in song for him?
So good? What is Michael J.

633
00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:49.880
Fox like? He's nice? What's
Chris bin Gliffer like? I don't know,

634
00:44:50.039 --> 00:44:53.880
never talk to him, never talked
to him? What's a busboy?

635
00:44:53.920 --> 00:44:58.960
Dude? Set up lights? What? What was? What's Christopher Lloyd like?

636
00:44:59.159 --> 00:45:02.119
Kind of quiet? So good?
It's really really good. Who's the

637
00:45:02.239 --> 00:45:07.360
nicest person you've ever met? Adam's
hands? What was the worst one?

638
00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:09.320
I can't remember that. I can't
remember who changed He's changed it up?

639
00:45:09.320 --> 00:45:13.440
Like there's three different versions you can
find of it. It's so good though.

640
00:45:13.480 --> 00:45:15.159
Yeah. Question song by Tom Wilson
highly highly recommends. So you're ready

641
00:45:15.159 --> 00:45:20.000
to get into this? Sure,
we're already forty five minutes. Yeah,

642
00:45:20.000 --> 00:45:22.320
we're already forty five minutes. And
before we get into this, I would

643
00:45:22.360 --> 00:45:25.000
like to thank my friend Britney Chapman
who recommended this one for us for April

644
00:45:25.039 --> 00:45:29.559
Fool's Day. Brittany is the is
the person I can credit to showing me

645
00:45:29.599 --> 00:45:31.960
the Black Christmas Remake because I had
not seen it and I was doing when

646
00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:37.119
in high school in broadcast journalism class, I did these things every Christmas that

647
00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:38.840
were holiday clips and they had to
guess them, and then whoever won the

648
00:45:38.840 --> 00:45:42.719
most of them got a donut party. At the end of the doughnut party,

649
00:45:42.719 --> 00:45:45.119
I bought donuts and milk for people. It's not the same thing as

650
00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:47.920
a blanket party. It was a
blanket okay, good. But Brittany literally

651
00:45:47.960 --> 00:45:51.559
brought me Black Black exmis and was
like, you need to see this because

652
00:45:51.599 --> 00:45:53.800
I hadn't even seen the original at
this point, so I I'd note about

653
00:45:53.840 --> 00:45:58.159
it. How old were you?
I was easily in my I was easily

654
00:45:58.239 --> 00:46:00.719
like sixteen, and you would ever
seen Black Christmas. I hadn't seen the

655
00:46:00.760 --> 00:46:04.800
original. My uncle had not given
it to me yet. I know,

656
00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:17.760
I'm ashamed. Do You Even?
Movie? Will be right back, welcome

657
00:46:17.840 --> 00:46:25.639
back to Do You Even? Movie? But yeah, I remember she specifically

658
00:46:25.679 --> 00:46:28.840
wanted to show me the cookie scene. So we're in the back of the

659
00:46:28.880 --> 00:46:30.599
Broadcasternalism studios. I'm cutting clips and
she's like, you gotta see the scene

660
00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:32.840
real quick, and I was like, this is so fucked up, but

661
00:46:32.920 --> 00:46:37.920
I love it. I'm black Axobus
is aged like a fine one. That's

662
00:46:37.960 --> 00:46:39.559
so good. So Brittany, this
one's for you. So we open with

663
00:46:39.679 --> 00:46:44.400
video camera footage by Chaz as we
meet everybody who's gonna be going to the

664
00:46:44.440 --> 00:46:47.519
island. We meet Mary, Kit
Skip Arch and they all are given like

665
00:46:47.559 --> 00:46:51.239
little interviews and they all mentioned that
they all fuck on the first eight by

666
00:46:51.239 --> 00:46:52.719
the way too. Oh well,
I mean it's important to get across what

667
00:46:52.760 --> 00:46:57.440
you can. It's important. And
that cam corder caam quarter, indeed,

668
00:46:57.960 --> 00:47:01.280
it's from the era when the camera
was small ish, but then you had

669
00:47:01.280 --> 00:47:06.760
a cord that ran to a full
size VCR basically with a battery pack,

670
00:47:07.079 --> 00:47:13.440
which is funny because everything that's old
is new again. So now Dji one

671
00:47:13.440 --> 00:47:15.679
of the biggest camera companies now,
the Gimbal company, they have a camera

672
00:47:15.719 --> 00:47:19.800
where the newest thing they've released is
a thing where you can hold a tiny

673
00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:22.840
camera, but then the cord goes
to something else, to the body further

674
00:47:22.880 --> 00:47:27.519
away, and I was like,
man, that was literally what cam corners

675
00:47:27.559 --> 00:47:30.079
were in the eighties. That's so
funny. So then this is during our

676
00:47:30.079 --> 00:47:32.679
credit sequence. So the opening credits, we see Muffy in the basement as

677
00:47:32.679 --> 00:47:37.199
she's getting ready for her friends to
arrive. And Muffy is at a mansion

678
00:47:37.239 --> 00:47:39.039
on this island, as we mentioned, and she's hosting all her friends.

679
00:47:39.039 --> 00:47:42.559
This weekend, it's gonna be a
little party. She's down in the basement

680
00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:44.760
and she finds this old jack in
the box and that's when we cut back

681
00:47:44.800 --> 00:47:47.079
to a flashback of her birthday party
where she was gifted this jack in the

682
00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:52.280
box. How nice opens it and
a fucking monster pops out. Yeah,

683
00:47:52.320 --> 00:47:55.199
it gets me every single time.
And it's a scary monster. Yes,

684
00:47:55.360 --> 00:48:00.559
no, no, it is like
a mutant creature pops out of the box.

685
00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:04.000
It's so nice and it's something that
Rob Bodeine would have made. Rob

686
00:48:04.039 --> 00:48:06.760
Bodein, That's what I'm thinking of
right from the who did the thing?

687
00:48:07.239 --> 00:48:10.239
I can't remember boat Bodeine is the
name that's coming to mind. I can't

688
00:48:10.239 --> 00:48:15.760
remember Boteine, Bouteine. When I
say Bodine, I don't Rob Botein anyway.

689
00:48:16.440 --> 00:48:19.679
So we see the gang waiting for
the fairy that's gonna take him to

690
00:48:19.719 --> 00:48:22.280
the Saint John's house, and that's
when we meet Nan, who arrives just

691
00:48:22.320 --> 00:48:23.800
in time for the fairy. We
also meet Harvey, who is friends with

692
00:48:23.880 --> 00:48:27.280
Muffy and he's also going out to
the house for the weekend. And Chaz

693
00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:30.440
keeps joking with everybody about their fly
being open. He's going around and he

694
00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:31.840
says, hey, your flies open. Yeah, and there, and they

695
00:48:31.880 --> 00:48:37.239
also often do the tradition, which
is that you're supposed to after you say

696
00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:39.360
April fools, you're supposed kiss somebody
on the cheek. Yeah. So yeah,

697
00:48:39.400 --> 00:48:42.400
he's like telling people their flies are
open, and then when they look

698
00:48:42.440 --> 00:48:45.559
down, he leads into Lah and
then he actually catches Rob with his fly

699
00:48:45.639 --> 00:48:46.960
down, and Rob doesn't believe it. Oh yeah, actually your fly is

700
00:48:47.000 --> 00:48:51.119
down, and he's like aha,
and everyone just looks at his his fly

701
00:48:51.440 --> 00:48:54.159
just wide open. So Chaz tries
to talk to Nan and she's not showing

702
00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:57.920
much interest. She's reading Paradise Lost, and she's like, you know,

703
00:48:57.920 --> 00:49:00.519
well what are you reading? And
he holds up this pornom that's like a

704
00:49:00.559 --> 00:49:07.440
history of porn through the ages.
Yeah. Stick, yes. So that's

705
00:49:07.480 --> 00:49:09.360
when h and NaN's not showing much
interest. So we cut back to Skip

706
00:49:09.360 --> 00:49:13.400
and Arch and they're playing a game
with the Switchblade and Arch keeps losing it.

707
00:49:13.440 --> 00:49:15.960
He's getting pissed. Skip tells him, you know, let's do one

708
00:49:15.960 --> 00:49:19.079
more game, and so he tosses
the switchblade to him. Arch angrily throws

709
00:49:19.119 --> 00:49:22.440
it back at Skip and it lodges
into skip's chest. Yeah, sticks him

710
00:49:22.519 --> 00:49:25.079
real good. He like, it
reminds me of that viral video where the

711
00:49:25.079 --> 00:49:29.199
guy throws scissors at somebody. Yeah, and it just goes into his arm,

712
00:49:29.320 --> 00:49:32.440
Yes, except that anymore. Yeah, So it sticks into sticks in

713
00:49:32.480 --> 00:49:36.320
the skip and he goes ah fuck
and falls into the water like blood comes

714
00:49:36.320 --> 00:49:38.320
out of his mouth. Somebody dives
in after him. Buck, one of

715
00:49:38.400 --> 00:49:40.159
the one of the guys on the
ferry, dives in after him, and

716
00:49:40.159 --> 00:49:43.480
that's when he comes up holding a
prop showing that it was all fake.

717
00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:45.679
But they're getting close to arriving on
the island. So Buck is in the

718
00:49:45.679 --> 00:49:47.480
water and he's like, you know, toss me the rope, I'll tie

719
00:49:47.519 --> 00:49:51.719
it to I'll tie it off for
us, And unfortunately he keeps missing the

720
00:49:52.320 --> 00:49:54.119
tie off for it, and then
the boat ends up backing into him.

721
00:49:54.519 --> 00:49:57.960
He sinks into the water and comes
up and his eye is all bla.

722
00:49:58.199 --> 00:50:00.719
His head's basically been mashed. Yeah. Yeah, so half his face is

723
00:50:00.760 --> 00:50:05.119
all muddled. Yeah, so that
everybody's freaking out, And this is the

724
00:50:05.119 --> 00:50:07.880
time that Constable Potter arrives. He
throws them in his boat, takes them

725
00:50:07.880 --> 00:50:10.360
off, and they're taking Buck to
the hospital and That's when Muffy arrives and

726
00:50:10.360 --> 00:50:14.880
she's talking to the constable and he
tells everybody that he wants them to stay

727
00:50:14.880 --> 00:50:19.199
with Muffy, but just be wary
about being around Muffy. That's one odd

728
00:50:19.199 --> 00:50:22.719
detail in the beginning. Be wary
about being I mean that's what people said

729
00:50:22.719 --> 00:50:24.199
when I became your friend. I
mean really fair. Well, they didn't

730
00:50:24.199 --> 00:50:27.519
say be wary. They were just
like, he's just a shitty guy.

731
00:50:28.280 --> 00:50:30.960
In fact that has this is not
alike at all. I apologize, h

732
00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:34.599
fair. So he wants everyone to
stay at the house, but you know,

733
00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:37.960
be be weary around her. And
Muffy drives the group to the mansion,

734
00:50:37.960 --> 00:50:39.599
and that's when they walk around,
admiring the house. We see that

735
00:50:39.639 --> 00:50:43.880
it's right on the water. It's
huge. There's a huge dining room,

736
00:50:43.920 --> 00:50:46.719
there's living room, there's rooms out
back, and there's also rooms up top

737
00:50:46.760 --> 00:50:50.480
where they can all stay. Like
this place is decked out. Yeah,

738
00:50:50.480 --> 00:50:53.039
it's impressive, very impressive. And
that's when Arch and Chaz find a full

739
00:50:53.079 --> 00:50:57.480
table with table settings and name plates, and they also find these Barbie dolls

740
00:50:57.480 --> 00:51:00.559
that are modeled after them too.
We next see that a dinner Weenie and

741
00:51:00.599 --> 00:51:04.800
Beans are being prepared by kids as
Muffy chops the veggies and Nikki gives the

742
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:07.599
group a sex test via a magazine. And this scene was actually created by

743
00:51:07.599 --> 00:51:12.360
Walton because when they were downtime on
the set, the kids were actually doing

744
00:51:12.360 --> 00:51:15.239
this. And it's a sex quiz
sex quiz sex test. Sex quiz by

745
00:51:15.360 --> 00:51:21.119
sex test sounds a little curious,
Well, sounds like a It sounds like

746
00:51:21.119 --> 00:51:23.840
a title for like a direct video
skin flick sex test. That's like when

747
00:51:23.840 --> 00:51:27.280
that would have been, like right
when Jock Bundra was like, I'm not

748
00:51:27.320 --> 00:51:30.719
trying anymore, I just want some
money. Sex test. But no,

749
00:51:30.960 --> 00:51:38.280
I having grown up with a much
older sister, those Cosmo tests were constant

750
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:44.000
and anytime my sister was bored when
I was like eight or nine, she

751
00:51:44.039 --> 00:51:47.239
would just make me answer those God, well no they weren't. You gotta

752
00:51:47.280 --> 00:51:51.519
understand though, like they weren't all
just like but it would just be stuff

753
00:51:51.599 --> 00:51:53.960
like like what do you like in
a woman? Yeah, And then at

754
00:51:53.960 --> 00:51:57.400
the end she would always just be
like, you're stupid and probably gay.

755
00:51:58.679 --> 00:52:05.159
Jesus, I'm not surprised, but
I'm not surprised about that. I'm I'm

756
00:52:05.199 --> 00:52:08.519
not surprised about your sister saying,
Matt not not that that's the actual results

757
00:52:08.559 --> 00:52:14.000
you got. I am trying to
defend that statement that I'm gay. No

758
00:52:15.480 --> 00:52:21.800
oh god, I apologize to everyone
listening for David, for what he's said,

759
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:27.519
for how he's hurt the people listening
so out in the yard. Chaz

760
00:52:27.559 --> 00:52:30.280
films are to mock as he's doing, like a mock Lifestyles of the Rich

761
00:52:30.320 --> 00:52:32.840
and like talking about how he basically
is here to get laid. And that's

762
00:52:32.840 --> 00:52:36.800
when we see Harvey wandering around one
of the offices inside I think it's Muffy's

763
00:52:36.840 --> 00:52:39.039
dad's office, and he just straight
up steals cigars from his desk. Well,

764
00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:43.199
I mean they ain't using him.
They it's important to mention. I

765
00:52:43.239 --> 00:52:46.360
mean this is a palatial estate,
gigantic, beautiful old house. This is

766
00:52:46.400 --> 00:52:49.920
the only house on the island,
only house on the island. And and

767
00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:54.400
Muffy it's mentioned that Muffy is inheriting
is inheriting it. And they also she

768
00:52:54.440 --> 00:52:58.480
didn't give a reason as to why
she invited everybody out. She just has

769
00:52:58.519 --> 00:53:04.559
given a party. And there's also
the reference to a constant reference to Muffy's

770
00:53:04.559 --> 00:53:07.679
family being old money. Yeah,
and are you familiar with what old money

771
00:53:07.719 --> 00:53:15.880
means basically like it Inherden style,
those that generally speaking, your money is

772
00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:19.679
inherited. Yeah. Also there's often
that saying that, like when you the

773
00:53:19.719 --> 00:53:22.599
way to spot old money is like
they have a big, beautiful house and

774
00:53:22.639 --> 00:53:27.000
then they pull up, they pull
up in their car. That was super

775
00:53:27.119 --> 00:53:30.400
nice fifteen years ago. Fifteen years
ago. That makes sense. So the

776
00:53:30.400 --> 00:53:34.400
group sits down to dinner at Beanies
and Weans, and they all soon are

777
00:53:34.400 --> 00:53:37.159
pranked in some way as there's wilopu
cushions on the chair. Arch sits in

778
00:53:37.159 --> 00:53:39.360
his chair and it throws him back
to the floor because the legs like old

779
00:53:39.400 --> 00:53:43.880
and topple him, and that's when
they all begin to ask about Buck and

780
00:53:44.000 --> 00:53:46.159
Kid ask if they can change the
subject, prompting Arch to ask what everyone's

781
00:53:46.199 --> 00:53:49.559
doing after graduation, because that's one
thing we did leave out, as they're

782
00:53:49.559 --> 00:53:52.400
all graduating soon. Yeah, they're
all older high schoolers. Yeah, this

783
00:53:52.480 --> 00:53:55.920
movie would be weird if they were
all fourteen. Yeah. So Kid speaks

784
00:53:55.960 --> 00:53:59.599
up for Rob, stating that he's
gonna be going to medical school, but

785
00:53:59.679 --> 00:54:02.920
Rob that his guidance counselor said that
he shouldn't get too excited because while his

786
00:54:02.920 --> 00:54:07.239
grades are good, his seriousness is
not there for him to basically go into

787
00:54:07.239 --> 00:54:12.800
the medical field. My counselor said
that while I shouldn't get my hopes up

788
00:54:12.840 --> 00:54:16.199
because while my grades are good,
I am very stupid. So uh and

789
00:54:16.239 --> 00:54:19.280
of course, yeah, this prompts
arts to be like, you know,

790
00:54:19.320 --> 00:54:21.480
well, how could anybody else be
serious? You know, anybody could steal

791
00:54:21.480 --> 00:54:22.960
a bomb at any time or push
a button in nucasol, because this is

792
00:54:23.000 --> 00:54:27.840
in the air of the Cold War, is it? Yes, no,

793
00:54:27.920 --> 00:54:31.639
it totally don't do that to me. You know, I'm not strong on

794
00:54:31.679 --> 00:54:37.519
my history, but I know just
a little gaslighting as a treaty. You

795
00:54:37.559 --> 00:54:39.639
gotta be thinking about that joke.
You heard, the one about the gaslighter?

796
00:54:40.159 --> 00:54:43.480
What have you heard the one about
the gas lighter? No, yeah

797
00:54:43.519 --> 00:54:50.519
you have? Oh oh took me
a second. Took me a second.

798
00:54:50.559 --> 00:54:57.920
I had heard it before. Oh
my god. You see, I had

799
00:54:57.920 --> 00:55:00.239
heard a version where it was like, have you heard of the g Have

800
00:55:00.280 --> 00:55:01.280
you heard of the gas lighter?
And they say no, you go,

801
00:55:01.400 --> 00:55:07.920
yes, you have. You sound
crazy right now. It's terrible. So

802
00:55:08.119 --> 00:55:10.639
a kid speaks up for Rob Sady
like I said, he's going to medical

803
00:55:10.639 --> 00:55:13.960
school. But Rob says you know, he doesn't think he's going to because

804
00:55:14.000 --> 00:55:15.440
his counselor said things. Art makes
a comment about the Cold War, and

805
00:55:15.480 --> 00:55:20.079
that's when Muffy has some drinks brought
out, and Nan offers a toast about

806
00:55:20.119 --> 00:55:22.760
how glad she is to be here
with her friends, and Muffy adds a

807
00:55:22.800 --> 00:55:25.079
quote about the forming of friendships and
sincereness. But Arch and a couple other

808
00:55:25.119 --> 00:55:29.960
people aren't taking it super seriously and
they're acting like they're snoring and nodding off.

809
00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:31.039
You know, the only thing this
movie is really missing is when he

810
00:55:31.039 --> 00:55:34.320
said he went to medical school.
Yeah, they could have just been there,

811
00:55:34.400 --> 00:55:36.159
or that he wants to go to
medical school. They could one of

812
00:55:36.159 --> 00:55:38.079
them could have been like, oh
yeah, my cousin went to medical school.

813
00:55:38.559 --> 00:55:40.880
And then it just flashed back to
like a corpse, you know,

814
00:55:42.000 --> 00:55:45.840
being like being like stolen in a
prank going horribly wrong. That would be

815
00:55:45.880 --> 00:55:49.599
the only way this movie even more
eighties, wasn't their medical school storyline?

816
00:55:49.599 --> 00:55:53.400
And Evil Laugh I thought so yeah. Evil Laugh also recommended just recently got

817
00:55:53.519 --> 00:55:57.800
released on a really really nice I
loved Evil Laugh. I remember I found

818
00:55:57.800 --> 00:56:00.039
a sign poster on email and everything
well else for one for one point,

819
00:56:00.119 --> 00:56:04.000
for the for the horror fans listening. It's directed by the guy that gets

820
00:56:04.079 --> 00:56:07.239
killed in Friday the thirteen, Part
five with the acts. Yeah. Yeah,

821
00:56:07.400 --> 00:56:10.239
the fact is, Joey, I
think you're real out of line.

822
00:56:10.719 --> 00:56:14.920
Well, and do you remember though, we watched the movie and we were

823
00:56:14.960 --> 00:56:17.960
kind of like, that's pretty fun. Yeah, then we watched the behind

824
00:56:19.000 --> 00:56:24.719
making of and everybody was so into
it. Yeah that now I have like

825
00:56:24.760 --> 00:56:29.280
a great deal of appreciation for the
film. It's a fun movie, it

826
00:56:29.400 --> 00:56:30.639
is. But like when you realize
that, it's like, look, we

827
00:56:30.760 --> 00:56:35.920
all we all, like all the
actors just like put like seven hundred dollars

828
00:56:36.000 --> 00:56:38.079
in each so that they could buy
the film because they all wanted to be

829
00:56:38.119 --> 00:56:42.079
in a movie. It started to
make me go, you know, I'm

830
00:56:42.079 --> 00:56:45.239
being a little harsh on this movie
where literally they were learning as they go

831
00:56:45.400 --> 00:56:47.880
as they and it was still really
still fun. Yeah, very fun.

832
00:56:49.239 --> 00:56:52.079
So some drinks are brought out,
they offer the toast and that's when they

833
00:56:52.079 --> 00:56:53.599
all go to take a sip,
but all their glasses have holes in them

834
00:56:53.639 --> 00:56:58.880
and start pouring down them and goes
April Fools. So we're off to the

835
00:56:58.960 --> 00:57:02.119
races now. Yeah, so Muffy
shows Nicky her room, and Nicki tells

836
00:57:02.199 --> 00:57:07.679
Muffy that she knows that her and
Arch had something in the past, but

837
00:57:07.760 --> 00:57:09.760
she wants her to know that Chaz
is hers this weekend and that to stay

838
00:57:09.800 --> 00:57:15.480
away from him. Kid, he's
got claws. We also see that Harvey

839
00:57:15.519 --> 00:57:19.199
smokes one of the stolen cigars and
has a fake conversation with the Muffy basically

840
00:57:19.239 --> 00:57:21.360
like how he's going to swoon her
and like how, oh, I didn't

841
00:57:21.400 --> 00:57:22.519
know you were into me as much
as I'm into you kind of thing.

842
00:57:22.719 --> 00:57:28.400
Yeah, yeah, Well, he's
like they they they even make direct reference

843
00:57:28.440 --> 00:57:30.840
at dinner to how like they're all
so entitled. Yeah, and they all

844
00:57:30.840 --> 00:57:35.480
have like the best opportunities and none
of them have any clue what they want

845
00:57:35.480 --> 00:57:37.199
to do with them. Nope,
But that guy, what was his name,

846
00:57:37.239 --> 00:57:39.880
Harvey? Harvey, He's not like
that. No, he's not.

847
00:57:40.039 --> 00:57:45.440
He's working class. He's got that
Southern accent when it takes place in Maine

848
00:57:45.920 --> 00:57:50.880
and to him, he literally is
like, well, if Muffy is single

849
00:57:51.199 --> 00:57:54.079
and available, I'm a good looking
guy. I'm I'm I have plans for

850
00:57:54.159 --> 00:57:58.760
my future. Why not try to
hitch our wagons together so that you know,

851
00:57:58.880 --> 00:58:02.079
he literally starts saying like with my
talent and vision and your money.

852
00:58:02.199 --> 00:58:05.199
Your money. He's like no,
and I can't say that. You know.

853
00:58:05.280 --> 00:58:07.760
It's like so I I kind of
felt for him a little bit though,

854
00:58:07.760 --> 00:58:09.519
because he because like everybody else is
just like well who all we do

855
00:58:09.599 --> 00:58:12.920
is party? And he's like,
I have a future to worry about.

856
00:58:13.159 --> 00:58:15.360
Well. This This is also intercut
with Arch going to his room and then

857
00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:20.119
him and Chaz just start messing,
like jokingly messing around on the bed together

858
00:58:20.199 --> 00:58:24.039
in fooling around, Yes, jokingly
jokingly April fooling April fooling around. There

859
00:58:24.039 --> 00:58:28.679
we go and uh hard we welcome
back in his room, opens his closet

860
00:58:28.679 --> 00:58:30.960
door to find an article talking about
six dead in a crash due to fog.

861
00:58:31.519 --> 00:58:36.280
Yeah but uh it just said six
head due to fall fog, which

862
00:58:36.320 --> 00:58:37.440
always made me laugh because of like, hey, that picture doesn't show any

863
00:58:37.440 --> 00:58:40.280
fog at all. It's just a
lousy car accident. And then to open

864
00:58:40.519 --> 00:58:44.840
to add insult to injury, he
opens a drawer and finds more articles about

865
00:58:44.840 --> 00:58:50.000
people dying with with like the most
violent violent parts circle. Yes, so

866
00:58:50.079 --> 00:58:52.000
that's when he gets uh it disrupted. As Chas walks into his room,

867
00:58:52.039 --> 00:58:55.599
he quickly shuts the drawer, and
that's when Chaz leaves, and the cigar

868
00:58:55.719 --> 00:59:01.280
then explodes in his mouth. Pop, and it's it's so totally loony to

869
00:59:01.519 --> 00:59:05.159
you don't see it explode. He
just cuts back and his cigar, well,

870
00:59:05.159 --> 00:59:08.320
I'm a holding one, a wooden't
one. It's just just splashed and

871
00:59:08.400 --> 00:59:14.159
his face is just painted black,
like it's just perfect. So Nikki goes

872
00:59:14.199 --> 00:59:16.079
to turn her sink on. She's
blasted, which is another prank. Arch

873
00:59:16.199 --> 00:59:20.239
opens his bathroom sink to find a
syringe and a tournique in there, like

874
00:59:20.480 --> 00:59:22.639
heroin products. Well or well,
you don't know, okay, hold on

875
00:59:22.920 --> 00:59:28.119
for a second. So there's a
tourniquet, there's a needle, and there's

876
00:59:28.119 --> 00:59:31.400
a bent spoon. That doesn't necessarily
mean heroin. It could and someone could

877
00:59:31.599 --> 00:59:38.800
have issues with insulin, have problems
with circulation, and just plane like pudding.

878
00:59:39.039 --> 00:59:46.639
This is plane like pudding. You're
right, all right, all right,

879
00:59:46.679 --> 00:59:50.480
we'll take that. So he pulls
the door. He also goes to

880
00:59:50.559 --> 00:59:52.920
leave and pulls his doorknob off.
Robin Kitt find a painting that's watching them,

881
00:59:52.920 --> 00:59:55.280
and they remove it to reveal that
a cat clock is behind it.

882
00:59:55.320 --> 00:59:59.199
Yeah, so the eyes are moving
behind the painting, and when they take

883
00:59:59.199 --> 01:00:00.800
it off, it's one of those
old cat clocks where the eyes go back

884
01:00:00.840 --> 01:00:04.599
and forth. That's one of my
favorites. I love this part where it's

885
01:00:04.639 --> 01:00:08.079
just April Fool's gag after infating.
Yeah, and that's when we get said

886
01:00:08.079 --> 01:00:10.880
probably one of the cruelest ones when
we find out later we hear a crying

887
01:00:10.920 --> 01:00:15.639
baby as Nan enters her room looking
around concerned, and she opens a wardrobe

888
01:00:15.639 --> 01:00:19.760
to find a tape being played of
a baby crying. Yeah, it's it,

889
01:00:19.920 --> 01:00:23.960
honibly visually disturbs her like something is
off. Well, I mean,

890
01:00:24.000 --> 01:00:29.559
I know you would not be disturbed
if you randomly heard a baby crying where

891
01:00:29.559 --> 01:00:34.000
there's no baby. Most of us, I feel would be like w t

892
01:00:34.320 --> 01:00:37.360
F mate. But there may be
something deeper to this that we'll get to

893
01:00:37.480 --> 01:00:52.280
later, deeper deeper Do You Even? Movie will be right back, welcome

894
01:00:52.360 --> 01:00:59.679
back to Do You Even? Movie? So Kit and Rob get ready for

895
01:00:59.719 --> 01:01:01.519
bed. Rob states that she's like, you know, are you angry with

896
01:01:01.559 --> 01:01:04.519
me for telling everybody the medical school? And he's like, no, no,

897
01:01:04.559 --> 01:01:06.599
I'm just I'm just angry in general. And that's all we get.

898
01:01:06.679 --> 01:01:09.679
Basically, Yeah, yeah, I
do love how right before she gets in

899
01:01:09.760 --> 01:01:13.119
bed, she takes she's down to
like a T shirt in or underwear.

900
01:01:13.159 --> 01:01:15.639
Yeah, and she's about to take
her underwear off, and then she doesn't

901
01:01:15.960 --> 01:01:19.280
like. She's like, no,
no action's happening the night. We're gonna

902
01:01:19.360 --> 01:01:21.840
keep it a chill. So he's
angry and he goes to turn off the

903
01:01:21.920 --> 01:01:24.119
lamp, only for the other lamp
across the room to turn on. Such

904
01:01:24.119 --> 01:01:27.199
a good gag. I wish I
knew how to do it. I mean,

905
01:01:27.199 --> 01:01:29.960
now you'd have to do it with
smartphones. So then he goes to

906
01:01:29.960 --> 01:01:34.599
turn off that lamp and then the
bedroom light comes on. The funniest part

907
01:01:34.639 --> 01:01:37.679
of that whole scene for me was
when we were rewatching it. How I'm

908
01:01:37.719 --> 01:01:40.039
just like, just unscrew the ball. Yeah, It's like that's how.

909
01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:45.039
I'm just so prepared for annoyance.
I'm just like, and this is annoying.

910
01:01:45.039 --> 01:01:46.519
I'm like, just do this thing. It's over. So eventually he

911
01:01:46.559 --> 01:01:50.880
does unscrew the ball, but he
burns. I was like, shut that

912
01:01:50.920 --> 01:01:53.199
one off and go unscrewed the other
one. Yeah, because the lamp that

913
01:01:53.239 --> 01:01:55.599
goes on has been on for like
as long as we've been in the room.

914
01:01:55.639 --> 01:01:59.400
So far still half an hour,
so it's gonna be hot. Jum

915
01:01:59.480 --> 01:02:02.159
mope. So he unscrews the ball, burns himself, light goes out.

916
01:02:02.199 --> 01:02:07.679
Muffy is then seen walking in the
house. That was you did nothing wrong

917
01:02:07.760 --> 01:02:12.400
but just the bomb bum laugh.
Sorry. So Muffy's walking the house and

918
01:02:12.400 --> 01:02:15.400
she's pleased with herself because she hears
people reacting to the pranks, and she's

919
01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:17.960
then startled by arts as she's going
to her room, and she quickly excuses

920
01:02:17.960 --> 01:02:20.920
herself and says, well, you
know, uh, you know what time

921
01:02:20.920 --> 01:02:22.360
it is, good night, and
then goes into the bedroom. So Arch

922
01:02:22.440 --> 01:02:27.039
then walks back into his room and
he hears or he walks back into the

923
01:02:27.039 --> 01:02:30.079
hall and we hear multiple couples having
sex. Yes, and that's when he

924
01:02:30.079 --> 01:02:35.000
walks back individual individually Yes, walks
back into his room, sits on the

925
01:02:35.079 --> 01:02:38.840
chair and gets toppled once again.
So good. So outside we see skip

926
01:02:39.159 --> 01:02:43.360
he finds what I can only assume
to be marijuana plant. I didn't see

927
01:02:43.360 --> 01:02:45.760
a good shot of it, but
he cuts the plant and he's smelling it

928
01:02:45.159 --> 01:02:49.239
walking across the dock, and then
he goes into the boat house. I

929
01:02:49.400 --> 01:02:52.719
just like that. You're such a
goddamn degenerate. What that You're just like,

930
01:02:52.800 --> 01:02:54.440
Well, if somebody found a plant
and they liked it, it must

931
01:02:54.480 --> 01:02:59.440
be the marijuana. I'm used to
slash your tropes. You have sex,

932
01:02:59.480 --> 01:03:02.920
you do drum uggs, you die? Does I mean as the resident criminal

933
01:03:04.840 --> 01:03:10.000
here criminal? Yes? Does marijuana
just grow? I mean in movies?

934
01:03:10.239 --> 01:03:17.800
Yes? Correct answer. So he
draws the switchblade as a cat leaps on

935
01:03:17.880 --> 01:03:21.920
him, a really good fake out
scare, and then he comes up angry.

936
01:03:21.960 --> 01:03:23.639
He's like, stupid cat, and
then he's grabbed behind from behind by

937
01:03:23.679 --> 01:03:28.559
an unseen person. And then we
cut to morning as we see Harvey exercising.

938
01:03:28.679 --> 01:03:32.679
Nicky comes out and she's almost topless. Harvey. Harvey's exercising with a

939
01:03:32.800 --> 01:03:37.559
tension rod. It's so eighties.
So in the eighties, I think thigh

940
01:03:37.599 --> 01:03:42.480
master. Yeah. It's it's a
rod that you hold on either side that's

941
01:03:42.480 --> 01:03:45.760
got a super strong spring, so
you bend it and that's the pump you're

942
01:03:45.800 --> 01:03:50.519
getting. And I love those things, not only because they were so silly

943
01:03:50.559 --> 01:03:53.039
and so eighties, but because in
pro wrestling there were wrestlers who would come

944
01:03:53.039 --> 01:03:55.800
out using those like to get pump, and then they hit each other for

945
01:03:55.840 --> 01:03:58.960
wrestling, you know, they hit
each other. And I remember the first

946
01:03:58.960 --> 01:04:00.760
time I saw somebody use one of
the I had. I had, My

947
01:04:00.760 --> 01:04:02.920
mom had one of those one as
a kid, and I remember the first

948
01:04:02.920 --> 01:04:06.559
time we hit a wrestler with one. I was like, that would kill

949
01:04:06.559 --> 01:04:10.559
you. Yeah, like that thing
is just solid steel. That would hurt,

950
01:04:10.639 --> 01:04:14.559
and it would it would you die? You die? Not the professional

951
01:04:14.599 --> 01:04:17.199
wrestling is in any way not real. Yeah. So Nicky comes out and

952
01:04:17.199 --> 01:04:24.119
she's nearly topless, and and she's
wearing a shirt unbuttoned entirely and just barely

953
01:04:24.159 --> 01:04:26.840
covering her breast. And she looks
over and sees Harvey, who's like hey

954
01:04:27.000 --> 01:04:31.320
a and she quickly goes back intoid. So that's when Rob and Kit go

955
01:04:31.360 --> 01:04:34.239
down to the kitchen and they find
Muffy, who just looks worn out and

956
01:04:34.280 --> 01:04:38.480
she's acting weird. She's making breakfast. Her hair is all messy, she

957
01:04:38.599 --> 01:04:41.400
was just cooking. Yeah, it
looked like the room even had some smoke

958
01:04:41.440 --> 01:04:43.599
in it from like the cooking.
And she evens like she's like, oh,

959
01:04:43.599 --> 01:04:45.679
I'm just making bread. I'll leave
now. I was just hungry.

960
01:04:45.800 --> 01:04:47.079
Yeah, yeah, So she goes
up the steps past Arch, and Arch

961
01:04:47.199 --> 01:04:50.039
is like, you know, what's
going on and she goes, I forgot

962
01:04:50.079 --> 01:04:54.320
to get dressed. Yeah. So
the group minus Nan are all playing soccer

963
01:04:54.360 --> 01:04:57.639
as Nan notices Muffy taking a basket
over to the garage area. Kit and

964
01:04:57.719 --> 01:05:00.320
Rob find their way over to the
boat house and they start making out.

965
01:05:00.360 --> 01:05:03.159
But they're on the dock and under
the floor they see a corpse float by.

966
01:05:03.239 --> 01:05:08.599
That is Skip one of the most
inspired moments in the film. They're

967
01:05:08.639 --> 01:05:14.639
they're getting hot and heavy on this
little boat house and the they're like half

968
01:05:14.679 --> 01:05:18.280
an inch spots between the planks.
Yeah, so you just see the corpse

969
01:05:18.440 --> 01:05:25.119
float through. And the optical illusion
is when something moves, you see more

970
01:05:25.159 --> 01:05:28.480
of it. Yeah. So it
works phenomenally to where you're like, you

971
01:05:28.519 --> 01:05:31.559
are positive you saw a corpse yeh. And her reaction is great. They

972
01:05:31.639 --> 01:05:34.039
run out of there, they run
back to their friends. I love that

973
01:05:34.159 --> 01:05:36.320
line, he says, when when
they run up, it's like, ah,

974
01:05:36.360 --> 01:05:41.880
the peaceful It was the peaceful Quaker
couple coming back after a period of

975
01:05:41.960 --> 01:05:45.159
non violent sex. I don't know
why, but that just killed me.

976
01:05:45.320 --> 01:05:47.079
A non violent sex. So they
go to the group and they're like,

977
01:05:47.119 --> 01:05:50.159
you know, we saw Skip.
He wasn't moving. We think he's dead,

978
01:05:50.239 --> 01:05:51.920
and everybody's like, you know,
oh, well, he's just a

979
01:05:51.920 --> 01:05:54.639
prankster, you know, that's what
he does. And they're like, was

980
01:05:54.639 --> 01:05:57.119
anybody seen him since last night?
And that's when they're all like, I

981
01:05:57.119 --> 01:05:59.199
guess, no, we haven't.
So they all go off to look for

982
01:05:59.280 --> 01:06:01.480
him, and that's when Uffy returns
with the basket on the dock, Chaz

983
01:06:01.480 --> 01:06:05.840
find skips broken switchblade, which is
also covered in blood. Arch and Chaz

984
01:06:05.880 --> 01:06:09.320
and Rob go off to find him, and that's when we cut to the

985
01:06:09.360 --> 01:06:13.000
kitchen, where Muffy gets confronted by
Nan asking her about how she knew and

986
01:06:13.039 --> 01:06:15.079
why she would put something so cruel
in the cupboard, referring to the tape.

987
01:06:15.360 --> 01:06:18.320
Yes, So that's when Muffy states
that she has no idea what she's

988
01:06:18.320 --> 01:06:21.599
talking about. So we cut back
in the woods and Arch armed with I

989
01:06:21.639 --> 01:06:25.599
think it was a boat or or
just a giant giant twig. I don't

990
01:06:25.599 --> 01:06:29.880
know, Uh, I got the
I got the sense it was either a

991
01:06:29.880 --> 01:06:35.760
boat or or it might have been
a friggin like one of those uh you

992
01:06:35.800 --> 01:06:39.719
know, white people games, oh
mallet, like not like a croque olle,

993
01:06:39.840 --> 01:06:42.960
yet like one of those like the
I know you're talking about Yeah,

994
01:06:43.000 --> 01:06:46.400
the oh god, not not badminton, my god. Yeah, they're like

995
01:06:46.440 --> 01:06:50.000
big and flat. Yeah, they
look like a like across lacrosse across it

996
01:06:50.039 --> 01:06:53.480
looked kind of like a lacrosse thing
to me. That could have been it.

997
01:06:53.559 --> 01:06:56.440
So he's wondering the woods, armed
with either a boat or or a

998
01:06:56.480 --> 01:07:00.199
lacrosse I don't even know the hell's
called stick. Look as we see a

999
01:07:00.239 --> 01:07:04.079
snake by his feet and twigs keep
snapping around him, so someone is walking

1000
01:07:04.119 --> 01:07:06.760
around him and he's being alerted by
it. Arch steps into a trap.

1001
01:07:06.800 --> 01:07:11.800
Then that pulls him up and and
the entire time that he's like circling,

1002
01:07:11.920 --> 01:07:15.639
Yeah, there's this snake that he
has not seend up that's like thinking about

1003
01:07:15.679 --> 01:07:17.679
biting him because he's so close to
it. So that's when he gets strung

1004
01:07:17.760 --> 01:07:20.039
up in the trees and the snake
is just lunging at him and lunging at

1005
01:07:20.119 --> 01:07:23.840
him, and then another person kicks
the snake out of the way and Archie

1006
01:07:23.840 --> 01:07:25.800
looks up in horror, and that's
when we cut away from him, so

1007
01:07:25.840 --> 01:07:29.039
we don't know what happened. We
see Nan upset and sad, and she's

1008
01:07:29.079 --> 01:07:32.039
alone outside as the wind starts to
pick up Robin Chaz return and they say

1009
01:07:32.079 --> 01:07:35.280
that there's no sign of skip and
now Arch is missing now too, so

1010
01:07:35.400 --> 01:07:39.039
Kit says they need to call the
police, and Muffy comes out sitting there.

1011
01:07:39.119 --> 01:07:42.159
She they can call Constable Porter at
his home. Rob tries to phone

1012
01:07:42.199 --> 01:07:44.559
him, but there is no answer. They can't get through to him.

1013
01:07:44.960 --> 01:07:47.559
Well, I mean, it'd be
pretty easy for the one phone line on

1014
01:07:47.639 --> 01:07:50.400
the one phone on the whole island
to go out to go out. So

1015
01:07:50.519 --> 01:07:54.760
Muffy returns with an assortment of tea
and Kit offers to boil some water for

1016
01:07:54.840 --> 01:07:57.840
it, but then finds that the
main pipe is malfunctioning because the water is

1017
01:07:58.039 --> 01:08:01.559
chunky chunky style chunky style, So
Harvey offers to go to the well with

1018
01:08:01.840 --> 01:08:05.239
Nicky, and Muffy is acting weird
once again. Nicki and Harvey arrive at

1019
01:08:05.239 --> 01:08:09.880
the well and Nicky accidentally drops a
flashlight down into the well as Harvey is

1020
01:08:09.920 --> 01:08:13.000
lifting up the hole the cover for
it, so she has to go down

1021
01:08:13.039 --> 01:08:15.920
and get it, but of course
she falls into it, and that's when

1022
01:08:15.960 --> 01:08:18.079
we see several bodies and severed heads
just float to the surface, which I

1023
01:08:18.079 --> 01:08:24.880
will say did not seem like things
were well in that well. Hold on

1024
01:08:24.920 --> 01:08:30.439
hold on. Enrique is right and
also handsome, so Harvey goes down trying

1025
01:08:30.439 --> 01:08:32.399
to save her as Nicky freaks out. Of course, Nicky then sits frazzled

1026
01:08:32.399 --> 01:08:35.319
inside being comforted by Kit as Muffy
brings in a glass and she's like,

1027
01:08:35.319 --> 01:08:39.399
don't worry, it's perry a yeah, yeah, she goes, oh god,

1028
01:08:39.439 --> 01:08:42.880
waters, yeah it's Perie. So
Rob gets through to a constable porter

1029
01:08:42.920 --> 01:08:45.760
who tells him that he's been at
the hospital this entire time, visiting Buck.

1030
01:08:45.880 --> 01:08:47.279
The ferryman has not been around because
they were suspecting it could have been

1031
01:08:47.279 --> 01:08:49.880
the ferry man. That is not
an appropriate term. Oh my god.

1032
01:08:49.920 --> 01:08:54.359
The guy that drives the boat.
Boat man stays with the boat. Boatman

1033
01:08:54.439 --> 01:08:57.840
stays with the fucking boat. So
the consople porter is like, you know,

1034
01:08:57.920 --> 01:09:00.319
I've been with them all day,
like they they've not left, and

1035
01:09:00.359 --> 01:09:02.159
he tells him that he's gonna be
on his way soon and that when he

1036
01:09:02.159 --> 01:09:04.199
gets close, he's gonna shoot a
flare up to let them know, and

1037
01:09:04.199 --> 01:09:09.239
he wants them all to meet him
at the dock. Sitting on the dock

1038
01:09:09.319 --> 01:09:13.520
at the bay, so Rob tells
the group they're gonna wait as Potter is

1039
01:09:13.560 --> 01:09:15.640
gonna send it the flair and when
he's close, they'll all go out and

1040
01:09:15.680 --> 01:09:17.359
meet him. The group then goes
to work locking all the windows and doors,

1041
01:09:17.359 --> 01:09:20.800
and Kit finds a picture of twins
and Muffy's father's study as Muffy walks

1042
01:09:20.840 --> 01:09:25.399
in, catching her and this is
a This is an interesting scene because you

1043
01:09:25.439 --> 01:09:27.199
know, she's like, well,
what are you doing in Daddy's office.

1044
01:09:27.239 --> 01:09:28.880
He's like, well, we know, we wanted to turn on all the

1045
01:09:28.920 --> 01:09:30.199
lights so that Potter could see the
house from the water. And she's like,

1046
01:09:30.239 --> 01:09:33.760
oh, that's a good idea and
then just leaves. Yeah. So

1047
01:09:34.239 --> 01:09:41.159
I love how Muffy's character is developing
so good. So we see Harvey put

1048
01:09:41.159 --> 01:09:43.319
a gun in his pants. He's
up in his room. He takes a

1049
01:09:43.319 --> 01:09:45.560
gun out of a suitcase, puts
in his pants, and Nicky comments on

1050
01:09:45.600 --> 01:09:47.920
Muffy acting weird all day and also
she's wearing nursing shoes. That's one thing

1051
01:09:47.920 --> 01:09:50.760
they point out the clop clop whenever
Muffy's around. She's like, I know

1052
01:09:50.760 --> 01:09:55.119
those shoes. Those are shoes that
nurses wear. So why Yeah, strange.

1053
01:09:55.800 --> 01:09:59.680
So Harvey tells Muffy about NaN's confrontation. Nicky shows that the yes men

1054
01:09:59.720 --> 01:10:01.239
get the s and M gear that
she found in her room, because that's

1055
01:10:01.239 --> 01:10:03.479
one thing we forgot to mention is
one of the pranks was that there was

1056
01:10:03.520 --> 01:10:06.960
like an S and M caller and
mask in her drawer when she pulled them

1057
01:10:06.960 --> 01:10:10.920
out. So that's when Chaz says
that he found nothing, but Harvey calls

1058
01:10:11.000 --> 01:10:13.520
him on it as Chaz reminds him
of the news articles in his drawer.

1059
01:10:13.720 --> 01:10:15.159
Muffy then enters the room, telling
them that she's gonna go upstairs, and

1060
01:10:15.159 --> 01:10:17.600
they're like, hey, shouldn't we
stick together, and she's like, it's

1061
01:10:17.680 --> 01:10:20.359
my house. I'm gonna go be
where I wanna be, and then just

1062
01:10:20.399 --> 01:10:23.680
walks off, Yeah, yeah,
well I'm gonna be in my room,

1063
01:10:23.760 --> 01:10:27.359
yeah, because it's my house.
So Rob offers to find a way to

1064
01:10:27.399 --> 01:10:30.159
the attic so they can keep an
eye eye out for Constable Potter. We

1065
01:10:30.199 --> 01:10:32.199
then see Nicki packing as Chaz tries
to reason with her, but Nicky isn't

1066
01:10:32.239 --> 01:10:36.239
hearing it until Chaz starts messing around
with some of the S and M hoods

1067
01:10:36.239 --> 01:10:39.439
that and he's putting him on and
he's like, you know, I like

1068
01:10:39.520 --> 01:10:41.159
this one, and she's like take
that one off. He's like, hey,

1069
01:10:41.199 --> 01:10:44.039
what about this one? And then
he laughs and lays on the bed,

1070
01:10:44.079 --> 01:10:46.399
and Nicky walks out. She comes
back into the room and Chaz is

1071
01:10:46.399 --> 01:10:49.840
now not laughing. He's basically lifeless, and he's got his hands over his

1072
01:10:49.960 --> 01:10:53.239
crotch, and she's like, you
know, you can take your hands away,

1073
01:10:53.279 --> 01:10:55.840
like you're not getting any tonight.
She scolds them a little bit more,

1074
01:10:55.880 --> 01:10:58.119
and then he just still lays there. So she knocks his hands out

1075
01:10:58.119 --> 01:11:00.000
of the way, revealing there's a
huge bloody mark on his croatch. I

1076
01:11:00.039 --> 01:11:03.720
think was supposed to be his dick
was removed. Well, he at least

1077
01:11:03.720 --> 01:11:06.439
had been stabbed in the ring.
Dang, yes, I would say,

1078
01:11:06.479 --> 01:11:12.720
so, I mean it really just
it's whatever you wanted whatever this exactly like,

1079
01:11:13.680 --> 01:11:15.079
this is like it's a rorshack test. You're like, oh, okay.

1080
01:11:15.119 --> 01:11:23.119
So he roofs his hands to reveal
my parents fighting and then that's good.

1081
01:11:24.520 --> 01:11:27.680
So she knocks his hands away and
sees the bloody groin and then suddenly

1082
01:11:27.720 --> 01:11:30.159
a figure steps out of the closet
behind her grabs her, and that's the

1083
01:11:30.279 --> 01:11:32.039
end of that scene. In the
attic, Kit and Rob arrive and Rob

1084
01:11:32.079 --> 01:11:34.640
states that no one's been up here
for a while, and also he sees

1085
01:11:34.640 --> 01:11:36.920
that there's no one out in the
water, and Kit's like, well,

1086
01:11:36.920 --> 01:11:41.399
maybe he's not using his lights.
Rob tells Kit about Potter's comments about not

1087
01:11:41.479 --> 01:11:44.680
being kept alone with Muffy, and
Kit then finds dolls in the corner the

1088
01:11:44.720 --> 01:11:48.560
Barbie dolls from the dinner, except
this time they're separated because we have I

1089
01:11:48.640 --> 01:11:51.199
believe it's Arch, Skipp and Nan
that are in a pool like in the

1090
01:11:51.199 --> 01:11:55.840
well basically, and then off to
the side Nikki and Chaz dolls are now

1091
01:11:55.880 --> 01:11:59.319
painted red and on a bed.
Yeah. No, this is one of

1092
01:11:59.319 --> 01:12:02.680
those parts where the movie really starts
to hit that cozy, creepy horror vibe

1093
01:12:02.720 --> 01:12:05.920
where it's like, now you're finding
dolls. It's becoming clear that this was

1094
01:12:05.960 --> 01:12:11.520
a plan. This is a plan, And honestly, one of the hallmarks,

1095
01:12:11.560 --> 01:12:15.039
in my opinion, and please feel
free to disagree, one of the

1096
01:12:15.079 --> 01:12:21.039
hallmarks of the later horror era is
how intricate they become. Yeah, because

1097
01:12:21.079 --> 01:12:26.359
early on it's just like Jason was
around or something, and now you're dead.

1098
01:12:26.720 --> 01:12:30.119
But then later on it became like
it got to the point where you

1099
01:12:30.199 --> 01:12:33.960
had to have the scream asque reveal
of why everybody's dying. Yeah, because

1100
01:12:33.960 --> 01:12:35.880
they would have that you would have
that moment where it's like, oh,

1101
01:12:35.920 --> 01:12:40.600
this is all being orchestrated. Yeah, it's not happening. It's orchestrated.

1102
01:12:40.640 --> 01:12:43.600
It's plan It's like you were saying, you know, with like the Fry

1103
01:12:43.600 --> 01:12:45.680
thirteenth films, like you have those
movies where you know who your killer is,

1104
01:12:45.760 --> 01:12:47.960
you know what's going on, and
really there's not anything that has to

1105
01:12:47.960 --> 01:12:54.359
be put together anymore, whereas a
lot of the eighty two to eighty four

1106
01:12:54.439 --> 01:12:57.840
slashes I would say were a lot
of mystery, trying to figure out things

1107
01:12:57.880 --> 01:13:00.479
like happy Birthday to me, my
bloody Valentine. I mean, yeah,

1108
01:13:00.479 --> 01:13:02.399
you knew it was Harry Warden and
whatnot. But putting that all together in

1109
01:13:02.399 --> 01:13:06.319
one so I think the intricacies of
it really do go well with building the

1110
01:13:06.359 --> 01:13:10.439
mystery, which again goes back to
people saying and then there were none.

1111
01:13:10.520 --> 01:13:13.479
Well, but it also goes back
to the fact that we're doing we're they're

1112
01:13:13.520 --> 01:13:18.600
they're in such treaded territory, yeah, that you want to come up with

1113
01:13:18.720 --> 01:13:24.680
more and you want and also for
the you know, like the writers who

1114
01:13:24.720 --> 01:13:30.359
are trying to write a elevated horror
script. Yes, but they're trying to

1115
01:13:30.359 --> 01:13:32.800
write a horror script that you know
fulfills them better. You know, it's

1116
01:13:32.800 --> 01:13:38.239
more of a story. They're leaning
more into murder mysteries. They're leaning because

1117
01:13:38.239 --> 01:13:41.119
there will always been those, yeah, So they're leaning more into the idea

1118
01:13:41.159 --> 01:13:45.079
of like, well, there's a
purpose behind every death and there's a whole

1119
01:13:45.119 --> 01:13:48.000
thing that comes together, as opposed
to just like he's the Boogyman. Yeah,

1120
01:13:48.000 --> 01:13:50.760
you know, because it's like we
already they already did that. He

1121
01:13:50.880 --> 01:13:54.199
can't just be the Boogeyman. He
can't just be the Boogeyman. So the

1122
01:13:54.199 --> 01:13:57.359
flare suddenly goes up, lights up
the room as Rob goes to find Harvey,

1123
01:13:57.439 --> 01:13:59.840
Kit goes to Nicky Or goes to
one of the room, tries to

1124
01:13:59.840 --> 01:14:01.000
go Nicky and Chats's room, but
it's locked, so she goes to another

1125
01:14:01.079 --> 01:14:03.680
room. It's dark, she can't
really see what's going on, and a

1126
01:14:03.760 --> 01:14:06.720
door opens, so she goes to
the door, but then the doorknob comes

1127
01:14:06.720 --> 01:14:11.359
off, so then she goes to
another door opens it is back out in

1128
01:14:11.359 --> 01:14:14.319
the hallway, and that's when she
runs into Rob and she's like, I

1129
01:14:14.359 --> 01:14:15.600
can't find anyone, and he's like
I can't either, So they run into

1130
01:14:15.640 --> 01:14:19.680
Nicky's room, finding the bed completely
covered and dripping with blood. So Rob

1131
01:14:19.720 --> 01:14:21.680
tells her they have to leave and
she's like, well, you know,

1132
01:14:21.720 --> 01:14:24.640
we gotta find Muffy and he's like, no, no, this is her

1133
01:14:24.640 --> 01:14:27.359
house, like she's on her own. So they rush to Muffy's room and

1134
01:14:27.399 --> 01:14:30.479
that's when they find Harvey's body strung
up and blocking the door. So Harvey

1135
01:14:30.520 --> 01:14:32.560
is now dead too, So out
on the docks, Rob calls to a

1136
01:14:32.560 --> 01:14:35.720
constable Potter as they arrive, but
he finds no one. Here's no one

1137
01:14:35.840 --> 01:14:39.439
and they find the boat, but
there are no keys. That's when Kit

1138
01:14:39.520 --> 01:14:43.720
finds a letter also from an institution
stating that Miss Saint John was a patient

1139
01:14:43.760 --> 01:14:47.199
there for three years, and Miss
Saint John refers to Muffy Saint John Muffy

1140
01:14:47.640 --> 01:14:51.359
Saint John, so Rob reminds Kit
that Muffy said that she keeps boat keys

1141
01:14:51.359 --> 01:14:54.279
in the kitchen. As they make
their way back to the house, but

1142
01:14:54.359 --> 01:14:57.560
Rob also notices that the basement window
is open, so they sneak into the

1143
01:14:57.560 --> 01:15:00.000
basement. Kit quickly points out what
appears to be a trail of blood on

1144
01:15:00.039 --> 01:15:03.319
the floor leading to the furnace,
and they open it to find Muffy's charred

1145
01:15:03.359 --> 01:15:08.279
clothes from the first night. Yes, So they also find and more.

1146
01:15:08.359 --> 01:15:12.439
Yeah, they also find a height
chart showing the names Muffy and Buffy's measurements

1147
01:15:12.439 --> 01:15:15.199
through the years. And it's clearly
as they were kids. As Kit puts

1148
01:15:15.239 --> 01:15:17.760
it together that Muffy's twin sister,
Buffy is now the one that's here.

1149
01:15:18.359 --> 01:15:26.119
I mean it's painting a picture,
painting a pictureted pictures. Yeah, next

1150
01:15:26.159 --> 01:15:30.279
part. So that's when Rob's attention
is back on the painting with eyes as

1151
01:15:30.319 --> 01:15:32.119
it's back in the basement now and
they're like, okay, well, how

1152
01:15:32.159 --> 01:15:38.439
does it have eyes? So it's
like wide open. So he's like,

1153
01:15:38.479 --> 01:15:41.319
okay, I'm gonna raise this and
you go and pull it away. They

1154
01:15:41.359 --> 01:15:45.199
pull the painting away and Muffy's decapitated
head falls from the top of her body

1155
01:15:45.239 --> 01:15:50.079
onto the floor and that's why,
yeah, that's right. Yeah, and

1156
01:15:50.199 --> 01:15:54.039
she catches it, and that's when
we see Buffy is now nailing the windows

1157
01:15:54.039 --> 01:15:56.800
shut in the basement, locking them
in, so now they are trapped in

1158
01:15:56.800 --> 01:15:59.560
the house and that's when we see
Buffy start nailing the windows. Robin Kit

1159
01:15:59.680 --> 01:16:01.600
go back into the kitchen with Buffy
right on their trail. She's got a

1160
01:16:01.640 --> 01:16:04.439
knife, she's trying to get the
door open, Rob somehow gets locked into

1161
01:16:04.439 --> 01:16:08.680
a closet. I missed that part. What what happened with that? He

1162
01:16:08.880 --> 01:16:12.159
was trying to get into the closet
to get the keys, okay, but

1163
01:16:12.199 --> 01:16:15.520
then once he was in the closet
the door door behind him. Okay.

1164
01:16:15.520 --> 01:16:17.800
So Buffy catches up the kit and
Buffy Corner's kit trying to reason with her,

1165
01:16:17.840 --> 01:16:20.439
and which is funny because we made
the joke because Amy Steele is the

1166
01:16:20.439 --> 01:16:25.039
one that plays kid who was I
can't remember her name in Friday part two.

1167
01:16:25.760 --> 01:16:28.159
Yeah, but she was the final
girl, the final girl who gets

1168
01:16:28.439 --> 01:16:32.680
who gets the Swiss kind of like
we have that scene again. So she

1169
01:16:32.720 --> 01:16:36.560
tries to reason with Buffy and Buffy
is not having it. So that is

1170
01:16:36.600 --> 01:16:41.279
when she charges into the room,
and that's when we see that Chaz nan

1171
01:16:41.640 --> 01:16:46.680
Arch, Skip Harvey Consable Potter all
alive and acting like they don't see her.

1172
01:16:47.760 --> 01:16:59.920
Do You Even? Movie will be
right back, welcome back to Do

1173
01:17:00.199 --> 01:17:08.239
You Even? Movie? So the
first time I saw this gag, it

1174
01:17:08.279 --> 01:17:13.439
got it definitely got to me because
she busts into the room and not only

1175
01:17:13.479 --> 01:17:16.720
are they all alive and well in
there, but they're like out of time,

1176
01:17:16.800 --> 01:17:24.319
out of time. They're all very
quietly doing things like doing a card

1177
01:17:24.399 --> 01:17:28.239
stack, one's reading a book,
read a newspaper, Yeah, knitting,

1178
01:17:28.439 --> 01:17:30.840
just dead silent, until she finally
yells out to them. They all turn

1179
01:17:30.880 --> 01:17:33.199
to her and start laughing, laughing. Yeah. She goes, haha,

1180
01:17:33.319 --> 01:17:36.439
very funny, guys, And that's
when they all break And that's when Muffy

1181
01:17:36.479 --> 01:17:41.159
then appears in the door and shows
that the knife is fake. It's a

1182
01:17:41.199 --> 01:17:45.000
retractable, retractable blade. So Muffy
then thanks everyone for being such good sports.

1183
01:17:45.000 --> 01:17:48.159
They all erupt in laughter, commenting
on Kit and Rob figuring it all

1184
01:17:48.199 --> 01:17:51.199
out, and Muffy informs them that
the next month she's going to get the

1185
01:17:51.199 --> 01:17:54.439
house. This has been her plan, but only if she can prove to

1186
01:17:54.479 --> 01:17:58.079
her father that she can handle the
estate. Unveiling this has all been part

1187
01:17:58.079 --> 01:18:00.920
of a rehearsal for a who Done
It weekend get way that she's going to

1188
01:18:00.920 --> 01:18:03.159
make the house. She's going to
make the house a country B and B,

1189
01:18:03.239 --> 01:18:06.840
but not just any country B and
B where you can have an unh

1190
01:18:08.359 --> 01:18:13.079
unrivaled experience and who Done It?
Murder mystery, And they were all the

1191
01:18:13.119 --> 01:18:17.199
guinea pigs without knowing, without knowing
and also revealing that Skip is actually her

1192
01:18:17.239 --> 01:18:21.800
brother this entire time because they said
that he was the cousin distant cousin.

1193
01:18:23.159 --> 01:18:27.199
Actually her brother, Buck Williams is
a makeup expert, because that's one thing

1194
01:18:27.199 --> 01:18:30.159
we forgot to point out is that
Rob in the closet's freaking out. Oh

1195
01:18:30.239 --> 01:18:32.039
yeah, yeah, so Rob's in
the closet freaking out, and then he

1196
01:18:32.119 --> 01:18:35.560
bumps comes up with his face all
messed up, and he goes to punch

1197
01:18:35.600 --> 01:18:42.199
him. Luckily he moves and then
he peels it off. And then one

1198
01:18:42.239 --> 01:18:45.760
of my favorite reveals, he then
reaps reaches up to the top of the

1199
01:18:45.760 --> 01:18:48.239
door frame where there's just a simple
magnetic lock. Yeah you could just undo,

1200
01:18:48.359 --> 01:18:51.600
and he clicks it. That's the
trick to how they were making doors

1201
01:18:51.640 --> 01:18:55.199
lock and people not you know,
being like why want the door up?

1202
01:18:55.399 --> 01:18:58.640
It's super smart, super good.
So that but Buck is actually her brother,

1203
01:18:58.800 --> 01:19:01.199
and that's when a Constable Potter is
also revealed to be Uncle Frank,

1204
01:19:01.600 --> 01:19:04.640
and she apologizes for some of the
fake clues in the bedroom but they all

1205
01:19:04.680 --> 01:19:08.479
did so well and even mentioned that
you know, Archie is like, I

1206
01:19:08.479 --> 01:19:11.800
almost crap my pants, and that's
when Uncle Frank is like, I was

1207
01:19:11.800 --> 01:19:15.399
there, there wasn't any almost yeah, and then my immediate thought was,

1208
01:19:15.399 --> 01:19:16.560
well he was upside down. He
crapped his shirt, crapped a sure.

1209
01:19:16.880 --> 01:19:19.720
Well that's when also Frank is like, you know, those pants will be

1210
01:19:19.720 --> 01:19:21.680
out of the dryer here in just
a little bit. Relax, out of

1211
01:19:21.680 --> 01:19:27.079
the dryer shortly. So that's when
Muffy takes out a huge tray of champagne.

1212
01:19:27.079 --> 01:19:29.439
They all have an after party with
the champagne. We hear Mama told

1213
01:19:29.479 --> 01:19:31.439
you not to come by three dog
night. When you say a huge tray

1214
01:19:31.479 --> 01:19:35.439
of champagne. There were like nine
to nine bottles, and they get sprail

1215
01:19:35.479 --> 01:19:39.520
over the room. The guys are
having a great time. They're pouring the

1216
01:19:39.600 --> 01:19:43.159
drink into the fake severed heads.
Yep. Yeah. So Muffy returns to

1217
01:19:43.199 --> 01:19:45.520
her bedroom a bit drunk that night
and yanking the noose that held Harvey off.

1218
01:19:45.960 --> 01:19:47.960
She goes to check behind the door. She shuts it, and then

1219
01:19:47.960 --> 01:19:51.399
she notices a wrap package on her
bed. She unwraps it, revealing a

1220
01:19:51.479 --> 01:19:55.239
Jack in the Box from the first
part of the film. She finishes her

1221
01:19:55.319 --> 01:19:58.199
champagne bottle, starts to crank the
Jack in the box and the tune starts

1222
01:19:58.199 --> 01:20:01.079
to go slowly, but then she
puts the down grabs it as it springs

1223
01:20:01.119 --> 01:20:04.399
open, just a regular clown.
But suddenly Nan appears behind her, slicing

1224
01:20:04.399 --> 01:20:08.640
her throat, but she quickly reveals
it to be another gag as she says

1225
01:20:08.680 --> 01:20:11.640
April Fools again, and we see
the clown is a regular clown in the

1226
01:20:11.640 --> 01:20:14.239
box, except he winks, and
that, my friends, is the end

1227
01:20:14.279 --> 01:20:17.439
of nineteen eighty six is April Fool's
Day, and it's a solid ending,

1228
01:20:18.159 --> 01:20:25.279
albeit it can feel a little disappointing. Yeah, but I mean it all

1229
01:20:25.359 --> 01:20:29.439
checks out. Yeah, I've always
liked that ending. I think the little

1230
01:20:29.439 --> 01:20:30.760
wink at the end is just a
fun way to kind of say, hey,

1231
01:20:30.760 --> 01:20:34.000
the whole movie's for fun. Yeah. So I've always liked that with

1232
01:20:34.039 --> 01:20:36.359
the jack in the box everything and
the fact that when she slits her third

1233
01:20:36.399 --> 01:20:39.680
she holds up the knife and you
see the tube with the little ball.

1234
01:20:39.760 --> 01:20:44.720
Yes, it's a good stuff.
I've always enjoyed this film quite a bit.

1235
01:20:44.880 --> 01:20:46.039
So you want to hear some fun
trivia on this, and there is

1236
01:20:46.039 --> 01:20:50.039
some fun in this triviah better be
fun. So budget's five million? What

1237
01:20:50.079 --> 01:20:53.359
do you think the box office was? And I'll tell you what the opening

1238
01:20:53.399 --> 01:20:59.840
weekend was. Well, I know
it was a success, but it wasn't

1239
01:20:59.840 --> 01:21:04.680
a runaway, correct, So I'm
gonna guess I'm trying to keep it conservative.

1240
01:21:05.479 --> 01:21:10.479
So like eleven million close, Okay, So the budget's five million.

1241
01:21:10.520 --> 01:21:13.960
The box office took in thirteen million. Oh, it gets released on March

1242
01:21:14.000 --> 01:21:16.760
twenty seventh and nineteen eighty six and
makes three point four million opening weekend.

1243
01:21:16.840 --> 01:21:19.119
That's a hell of an opening weekend
for a little movie like that. But

1244
01:21:20.159 --> 01:21:25.279
thirteen million at the box office,
I mean that sounds great against a five

1245
01:21:25.319 --> 01:21:29.319
million dollar budget. But if it
was great, I feel like we could

1246
01:21:29.359 --> 01:21:32.079
talk about April Fool's Day five.
That's true, And we're not. We're

1247
01:21:32.079 --> 01:21:35.399
not. We're not. Sadly so. Shot entirely in British Columbia, Canada,

1248
01:21:35.520 --> 01:21:39.960
with predominantly and American actors, the
cast actually assembled to the hotel in

1249
01:21:40.039 --> 01:21:44.239
Vancouver just prior to filming and began
hanging out to build a rapport and home

1250
01:21:44.319 --> 01:21:46.560
their characters to make it more believable
that they were actually friends. Same thing

1251
01:21:46.560 --> 01:21:48.840
that they did with my bloody Valentine. Oh, I thought you're gonna be

1252
01:21:48.960 --> 01:21:54.199
the same thing that we tried to
do before we started this show. So

1253
01:21:54.279 --> 01:21:58.119
Debor Foreman came in early to audition
for Muffy, but the director and producers

1254
01:21:58.159 --> 01:22:00.560
didn't feel that she was right for
the role. They were close to signing

1255
01:22:00.600 --> 01:22:03.079
several other actresses, but they backed
out for various reasons. Foreman petitioned for

1256
01:22:03.119 --> 01:22:08.119
another audition and blew everyone away the
second time, landing the role. Nice

1257
01:22:08.279 --> 01:22:11.920
Lendea quickly was originally cast as Muffy, really, but she had to turn

1258
01:22:11.920 --> 01:22:15.920
down the role due to scheduling conflicts
with Return of the Living Dead. That's

1259
01:22:15.960 --> 01:22:18.439
so wild because she was not a
big name yet she was kind of growing

1260
01:22:18.720 --> 01:22:23.039
that time. Yeah. So the
interior of the well scene was shot in

1261
01:22:23.079 --> 01:22:25.760
a tank on the La sound stage
at the end of production. The water

1262
01:22:25.920 --> 01:22:28.760
was dyed to make it look murky, and the crew members had discarded their

1263
01:22:28.760 --> 01:22:31.960
cigarettes right into the tank. Deborah
good Rich spent so much time submerging the

1264
01:22:32.039 --> 01:22:35.880
nasty water that she left the set
with an ear infection. Nice Jesus.

1265
01:22:36.239 --> 01:22:39.880
People think the movie's theme song,
Mama Told Me Not to Come, was

1266
01:22:39.920 --> 01:22:43.119
written by Three Dog Knight, but
they only performed it in nineteen seventy one.

1267
01:22:43.319 --> 01:22:46.439
Randy Newman actually wrote it but did
they. No one heard his version

1268
01:22:46.640 --> 01:22:49.600
in sixty six until three Dog Night, which was one of the most successful

1269
01:22:49.600 --> 01:22:53.560
cover bands in history, picked it
up in seventy one. Oh wow,

1270
01:22:53.640 --> 01:22:56.479
okay, I know that he had
been sitting on the song for like five

1271
01:22:56.560 --> 01:23:00.680
years. So the film originally had
a much longer and more twisted ending.

1272
01:23:00.760 --> 01:23:02.760
In the original script, once Muffy
reveals the whole weekend was a setup,

1273
01:23:02.800 --> 01:23:05.760
the guest leave except for Rob,
Kitten, Chaz, and Nikki. They

1274
01:23:05.760 --> 01:23:09.920
sneak back into the house to prank
Muffy for revenge. However, when they

1275
01:23:09.920 --> 01:23:13.600
return, Skip cracks and attempts to
kill Muffy in a jealous rage. Rob

1276
01:23:13.680 --> 01:23:15.840
jumps in and saves Muffy, killing
Skip in the process. The ending was

1277
01:23:15.880 --> 01:23:19.000
actually filmed, but didn't make the
final cut as the studio opted for a

1278
01:23:19.000 --> 01:23:23.760
more upbeat conclusion. The ending is
identical to how the book plays out.

1279
01:23:23.760 --> 01:23:27.119
Though there's a book, there's a
novelization. Yes, oh oh, there's

1280
01:23:27.199 --> 01:23:30.039
not. Okay, yeah yeah.
So due to the film being light on

1281
01:23:30.119 --> 01:23:32.439
violence, it received frequent airings on
late night television, where it gained a

1282
01:23:32.520 --> 01:23:39.119
large cart cult following Kart follow Art
godding. So that that is the fun

1283
01:23:39.159 --> 01:23:41.720
trivia that I have for the film. What are your final thoughts on the

1284
01:23:41.720 --> 01:23:45.640
film, Enrique, I mean,
I like, I really nailed it at

1285
01:23:45.680 --> 01:23:51.600
the beginning. It's a fun,
kind of cozy experience. It's not a

1286
01:23:51.760 --> 01:23:57.600
terrifying movie. It's got a couple
of good scares, It's got great atmosphere.

1287
01:23:57.920 --> 01:24:01.800
The Island House is super fun and
creepy. The characters are super likable.

1288
01:24:02.800 --> 01:24:08.359
I love watching Tom Wilson's name.
I love watching him try so hard

1289
01:24:08.399 --> 01:24:11.239
not to be Biffa the entire no. He does a really good job,

1290
01:24:11.279 --> 01:24:15.199
but he's like so clearly trying not
to be biff Like. He's very soft.

1291
01:24:15.560 --> 01:24:17.800
Even when he's harsh, he's like
not being like whatever, butt head,

1292
01:24:17.840 --> 01:24:23.159
you know, He's like not doing
it. But I I've always loved

1293
01:24:23.159 --> 01:24:27.520
this film. It is I mean, I can't call it and own it

1294
01:24:28.359 --> 01:24:32.119
unless you are a massive horror movie
fan, and in which case it is

1295
01:24:32.119 --> 01:24:35.640
an on itsutely. But if you're
if you're just an average movie lover,

1296
01:24:36.079 --> 01:24:40.560
you definitely it's worth a rental because
you'll have a lot of fun with it.

1297
01:24:40.760 --> 01:24:44.640
But if you're a horror nerd,
then for sure this is a rent

1298
01:24:44.640 --> 01:24:46.840
it for me as well. April
Fool's Day is a very very fun slasher

1299
01:24:46.840 --> 01:24:49.720
film, even if it technically isn't
one, but you have all the beats

1300
01:24:49.720 --> 01:24:54.000
and tropes that you expect from it. The isolated mansion setting, the atmosphere

1301
01:24:54.039 --> 01:24:57.720
of that is so good and it
really makes the film work, keeps the

1302
01:24:57.720 --> 01:25:00.920
tone so when the reveal happens that
you can't help it's smile at that twist.

1303
01:25:00.399 --> 01:25:02.920
Every time that twist you smile.
I'm just like, that's so good.

1304
01:25:03.399 --> 01:25:05.560
Yeah, I can agree. We
always like to end the show with

1305
01:25:05.600 --> 01:25:09.960
a couple of recommendations as well.
I've got two this week. First one

1306
01:25:10.039 --> 01:25:13.239
being a horror film from twenty sixteen
that actually showed you, called Fear Ink.

1307
01:25:13.560 --> 01:25:15.199
A horror junkie and his friends sign
up with a company that brings their

1308
01:25:15.199 --> 01:25:19.640
customer's greatest fears to life. Is
this is one that is really good for

1309
01:25:19.680 --> 01:25:23.600
horror fans. You will either love
or hate the twist at the end.

1310
01:25:23.760 --> 01:25:27.760
Yeah, definitely. And the other
one I have to nineteen eighty six is

1311
01:25:27.800 --> 01:25:31.880
Slaughter High. Eight people are invited
to their alma mater for their ten year

1312
01:25:31.880 --> 01:25:35.079
reunion, where a fellow former student, disfigured from a prank gone wrong,

1313
01:25:35.239 --> 01:25:40.439
is out to seek revenge. I
gotta get slaughter on the high on the

1314
01:25:40.479 --> 01:25:43.039
show somehow slaughter on the horn or
on the high, to get slaughter on

1315
01:25:43.079 --> 01:25:45.600
the high, baby, slaughter on
the High. Do you have any recommendation?

1316
01:25:45.800 --> 01:25:49.239
No, yeah, I do.
Happy Birthday to Me I feel like

1317
01:25:49.359 --> 01:25:54.920
is almost the same movie in the
coziness element. Yeah, great double feature

1318
01:25:55.840 --> 01:25:58.880
to have together. Yeah, it's
another one of those Canadian made, higher

1319
01:25:58.920 --> 01:26:02.319
budget slasher move He's from the later
era of slasher. So that's like my

1320
01:26:02.439 --> 01:26:06.920
number one would be Happy Birthday to
Me. But honorable mention a movie I

1321
01:26:06.960 --> 01:26:11.039
feel like I never hear enough about. I like it enough. The Slayer,

1322
01:26:11.199 --> 01:26:14.840
Yes, which we both watched ye
together. That's another one because it's

1323
01:26:14.840 --> 01:26:17.520
got the island setting, going forward
setting, a supernatural element to it,

1324
01:26:17.640 --> 01:26:23.520
and genuinely some really unsettling the imagery
in that. Yeah too. So those

1325
01:26:23.520 --> 01:26:29.359
are my suggestions, and that is
April Fool's Dad is April Fool's Day.

1326
01:26:29.399 --> 01:26:30.680
Would you like to know what we're
talking about next week? No, I'm

1327
01:26:30.680 --> 01:26:34.359
good, not too bad, because
we're gonna take a trip back to nineteen

1328
01:26:34.439 --> 01:26:41.159
ninety five for Daniel Stern taking children
hiking. Howard Stern took children Hikings,

1329
01:26:41.199 --> 01:26:45.560
said Daniel Stern, not Howard Stetern, in nineteen ninety five's Bushwhacked. I

1330
01:26:45.640 --> 01:26:48.960
love Bushwack. Bushwhack. This is
a lot of fun I have fond memories

1331
01:26:49.039 --> 01:26:54.079
of a friend and I both going
through a horrible breakup at the same time,

1332
01:26:54.640 --> 01:26:58.680
and her inviting me over her house. Not like that, although we

1333
01:26:59.520 --> 01:27:02.479
it's funny, but as I give
more detail, it sounds exactly because then

1334
01:27:02.640 --> 01:27:04.960
it's like, so we watched Bushwack
that we watched the movie. Then I

1335
01:27:04.960 --> 01:27:09.000
slept over. Yeah, but not
like that, not like that, but

1336
01:27:09.079 --> 01:27:12.439
uh but I just remember she was
like, yeah, let's just like watch

1337
01:27:12.520 --> 01:27:15.279
something to get distracted. The first
movie we watched was Over the Top.

1338
01:27:15.359 --> 01:27:17.560
Oh yes, because because we were
going through a Netflix and I was like,

1339
01:27:17.640 --> 01:27:19.720
oh, we gotta watch that.
And then as soon as that was

1340
01:27:19.760 --> 01:27:24.079
over, I was like, it's
fucking bushwhacked on here. Like it was

1341
01:27:24.159 --> 01:27:28.239
just like my mind was the Netflix
days? Yeah, those were those were

1342
01:27:28.239 --> 01:27:30.960
the days. Oh my god.
One more thing before we wrap up.

1343
01:27:30.560 --> 01:27:33.119
I did mention you know, we
just talked about Aprifols day. I did

1344
01:27:33.119 --> 01:27:36.439
mention Slaughter High. In nineteen eighty
six, there were three horror films that

1345
01:27:36.479 --> 01:27:40.640
came out centralized around April Fool's Day, Slaughter High, April Fool's Day,

1346
01:27:40.640 --> 01:27:43.439
and then one we're getting ready to
watch we wrap up the show Killer Party.

1347
01:27:44.079 --> 01:27:45.319
I already called the police to remove
you. Oh did you? Yeah?

1348
01:27:45.479 --> 01:27:47.600
Right, fair enough. Well,
I guess I won't talk about it

1349
01:27:47.640 --> 01:27:51.600
next week, never mind, but
that is gonna do it for April Fool's

1350
01:27:51.680 --> 01:27:55.520
Day. And once again, I
just want to thank everybody. We had

1351
01:27:55.640 --> 01:27:58.560
several people reach out to us during
our break period and just wanted to make

1352
01:27:58.560 --> 01:28:00.640
sure that we were okay. You
know, you obviously have had a lot

1353
01:28:00.680 --> 01:28:03.520
going on. I've had some stuff
going on, and we really do appreciate

1354
01:28:03.560 --> 01:28:06.239
everybody checking in, but we're also
glad to be back behind the mics.

1355
01:28:06.319 --> 01:28:09.279
This was really fun for me,
and I hope it was for you too,

1356
01:28:09.399 --> 01:28:14.399
you and your fucking adorable problems.
A no, no, I know,

1357
01:28:14.439 --> 01:28:18.359
and Dave's been going through a hard
adjustment phase. But you know what,

1358
01:28:18.479 --> 01:28:25.159
your new vagina will be fine and
then you'll only hope so I don't

1359
01:28:25.199 --> 01:28:28.279
even tell what you were. But
before we get out of here, yeah,

1360
01:28:28.319 --> 01:28:31.880
thank you guys seriously for reaching out, Being kind, being understanding is

1361
01:28:32.439 --> 01:28:40.000
very much appreciated and uh and for
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1362
01:28:40.039 --> 01:28:44.760
us on YouTube, supporting us on
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1363
01:28:44.840 --> 01:28:46.319
what we're doing and you want us
to keep doing it, you do not

1364
01:28:46.520 --> 01:28:50.159
have to give us money. We
like money, yes, but you do

1365
01:28:50.159 --> 01:28:53.680
not have to give us money.
All we ask is that you take a

1366
01:28:53.680 --> 01:28:58.279
second leave a comment. If you're
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1367
01:28:58.920 --> 01:29:00.439
I know it's a it's an annoying
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1368
01:29:00.439 --> 01:29:03.880
time, but it's literally helps cost
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1369
01:29:03.920 --> 01:29:08.680
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1370
01:29:08.720 --> 01:29:12.159
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It helps people find it us And
most importantly, if you have a

1372
01:29:15.119 --> 01:29:19.840
friend who loves movies like you do, tell them to watch. Absolutely those

1373
01:29:19.880 --> 01:29:24.640
things make a huge difference, much
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1374
01:29:24.640 --> 01:29:27.239
the people, and we should put
in a couple of dollars on Patreon.

1375
01:29:27.319 --> 01:29:29.399
That really helps. Yeah, it
does, and we should mention too that

1376
01:29:29.520 --> 01:29:33.079
as of this recording, the Freddy's
Nightmares book has dropped. Oh yeah,

1377
01:29:33.159 --> 01:29:38.760
you can grab it now on Amazon
dot com. Just search Welcome to Primetime

1378
01:29:38.800 --> 01:29:43.279
Freddy's Nightmares retrospect or not retrospective,
our companion, and you'll find it for

1379
01:29:43.359 --> 01:29:46.840
sixteen ninety five. Yes, and
we do appreciate you guys grabbing a bunch.

1380
01:29:47.079 --> 01:29:49.800
I've seen a bunch of photos of
people with them that awesome. It

1381
01:29:49.880 --> 01:29:53.279
meant a lot to me, and
I know it meant a lot to Dave,

1382
01:29:53.359 --> 01:29:57.520
because that time in our lives doing
the Freddy's Nightmares podcast was a very

1383
01:29:57.520 --> 01:30:02.119
interesting and strange time it. I
mean, the fact that I committed to

1384
01:30:02.199 --> 01:30:06.319
a weekly podcast about Freddy's Nightmares and
that point in my professional career was really

1385
01:30:06.359 --> 01:30:10.960
silly. But we had a lot
of fun with it. We you know,

1386
01:30:11.039 --> 01:30:15.960
we we I still sometimes think about
do you remember when we started,

1387
01:30:15.680 --> 01:30:19.279
how we were crammed in my office
because it was the only sound treated room

1388
01:30:19.319 --> 01:30:23.880
in the house. Yep. I'd
plug another I'd plug another mic in,

1389
01:30:25.000 --> 01:30:28.119
and then I'd just unplugged my desk
mic and plug it into the mixer.

1390
01:30:28.720 --> 01:30:31.680
And we'd sit there, both cradling
our you had papers, and we'd sit

1391
01:30:31.760 --> 01:30:34.079
right across from each other. Yeah, and just do that and we would

1392
01:30:34.079 --> 01:30:40.640
just like nebbishly like doing our stupid
show until I built the studio that was

1393
01:30:40.760 --> 01:30:44.079
for us to take the show into. Yes, so just thank you guys

1394
01:30:44.119 --> 01:30:45.640
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1395
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1396
01:30:48.880 --> 01:30:55.000
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1397
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You can also find us on Instagram
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1398
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You can also find us on Facebook
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1399
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movie podcast? You forgot our TikTok
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1400
01:31:03.479 --> 01:31:06.520
banned for life. We're banned.
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1401
01:31:06.760 --> 01:31:12.600
literally, all we did was share
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1402
01:31:12.640 --> 01:31:15.600
gonna possibly see if I can just
launch it again and we'll just pick it

1403
01:31:15.640 --> 01:31:21.000
up where we are. We'll see. I mean, I understand, So

1404
01:31:21.239 --> 01:31:26.640
Dave didn't grow up on social media
quite the way I did. No,

1405
01:31:27.039 --> 01:31:29.520
So, like when you were like
they banned me, I'm like I've been

1406
01:31:29.720 --> 01:31:32.840
I've almost been banned on YouTube and
I never do anything. I'm not even

1407
01:31:32.960 --> 01:31:39.159
very controversial. I was pissed,
dude. I got a channel strike on

1408
01:31:39.239 --> 01:31:43.159
a video where we were making fun
of an anti Semite. Wow. And

1409
01:31:43.199 --> 01:31:45.279
when I said, could a human
look at this because I'm insulting an anti

1410
01:31:45.319 --> 01:31:48.279
Semite, they were like, it's
been looked at. It is hate speech.

1411
01:31:48.680 --> 01:31:51.479
You have a strike for a year. The only thing that I can

1412
01:31:51.520 --> 01:31:55.359
think of that got us was our
language. That's the only thing I can

1413
01:31:55.399 --> 01:31:59.079
do. English. Yeah, yeah, English. We don't swear that much

1414
01:31:59.159 --> 01:32:05.479
either, fucking know. It may
have also been that the words were in

1415
01:32:05.520 --> 01:32:10.520
the in the text t why.
I don't know what. I actually didn't.

1416
01:32:10.680 --> 01:32:12.920
I thought it didn't show swear.
Maybe it may maybe it didn't.

1417
01:32:12.960 --> 01:32:15.239
I haven't I haven't watched the clips
in a while. But yeah, either

1418
01:32:15.279 --> 01:32:17.279
way, when when we have a
TikTok update, I'll have one for you.

1419
01:32:17.319 --> 01:32:20.800
I'm just gonna see exactly what I
riveting. Yeah, you guys can't

1420
01:32:20.800 --> 01:32:26.239
wait. So anyway, until next
time, you guys, be safe and

1421
01:32:26.479 --> 01:32:30.279
uh, give your loved ones a
little something because they deserve it, and

1422
01:32:30.359 --> 01:32:31.159
we'll talk at you next time.