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Rain hammers, the roof, the door rattles, the phone whispers
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trick or treat inside Valley video. The power dies, and
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the aisles go silent until the first body hits the floor.
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If the storm doesn't end soon, there'll be no one
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left to rewind.
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There's a shill in the air. Must befall Join me
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for a Tale of Halloween. You will experience tales over over, ghosts,
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and damp. It is not recommended for the weak at heart.
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But as for tonight, Picture a small town video store
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on Halloween night where thunder shakes the posters and a
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playful voice on the phone keeps asking trick or treat.
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Then the lights go out and the trick arrives at
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the door with something sharper than candy. In the flicker
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of candles, friends turn into targets, and a storm turns
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the parking lot into a trap. Tonight we rent some
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true terror, so get comfortable and make sure you always rewind.
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The story starts after this deadly rental by Charles Campbell,
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October thirty first, nineteen eighty three, six pm. Valley Video, Gloverville,
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South Carolina. Shelley Bryson and Rodney Lee were minding the store,
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which was owned by Valley legend Rick Spradley. He was
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a ten the annual Halloween party at Bruce's, so he
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was probably already drunk off his ass barreling toward full awn. Shitfaced.
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Valley Video was in its second year of business. Last year,
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people came in steadily throughout the day to rent scary
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flicks to play in the background of Halloween get togethers
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and slumber parties. This year hadn't quite lived up to last,
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but the night was still young. It was pitch dark
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outside already because of the dense storm clouds overhead. Thunder
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was rumbling, threatening to release buckets like a pot on
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the brink of boiling over. This certainly wouldn't help business
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if it were a rainout. Shelley popped in a thrice
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viewed copy of Halloween three, Season of The Witch, and
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it was followed by a groan from Rodney. Yeah, that
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movie thucks, ath Rodney said through his vampire fangs. His
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black hair was slicked back with his daddy's palmd. His
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mother painted his face a pasty white and created a
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nifty black cape from an old bed sheet. A decent
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white button up, black slacks, and black shoes completed the outfit.
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I disagree. I think it's highly misunderstood. I'm telling you,
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years from now, people will appreciate it more, Shelley said.
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Shelley was dressed as the bride of Frankenstein, complete with
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a fancy wig her aunt bought for her in a
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fancy wig shop in downtown Augusta. It wasn't even from
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a costume store. Her aunt, Billy doctored it up to
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look even better than the most expensive ones in those
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costume shops. Her face and arms were painted a shade
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of olive, and her dress was a black and white,
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tattered on purpose number. She wasn't going to be movie accurate,
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but Shelley liked to put her own spin on things.
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What the fuck, Shelley shouted. The thunderclap shook the windows,
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and a couple of movie posters fell from their precariously
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taped spots. Rodney laughed and said, that was a good one.
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Do you know how dumb you sound talking through those teeth?
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You sound like Cindy Brady's real daddy, Shelley said, and
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turned her attention to the television where the earworm of
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a song Silver Shamrock played. Shelley didn't move. She waited
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to see if Rodney was going to answer the phone
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with the vampire teeth in his mouth, and he did.
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Valley Video where we have the best collection of movies
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in the valley. Trick or treat, said the gravelly voice
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on the other end of the line. Yes, are you
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looking for a movie? Rodney asked, Trick or treat? The
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gravelly voice, repeated by Rodney, said and hung up the phone.
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What did they want, Shelley asked. Rodney popped the teeth
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out because they were starting to become quite uncomfortable, and
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said didn't say. All he would say was trick or treat. Oh,
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Shelley replied, I can't believe nobody stopped by yet. You
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think the whole town went to Bruce's, Rodney asked, I'm
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sure it'll pick up soon. I mean it's just past six,
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just getting a late start this year, that's all, Shelley said.
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The door chime came to life, and a woman neither
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of them recognized, walked in, accompanied by a young girl
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no older than twelve that they also did not recognize.
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Shelley and Rodney looked at one another and shrugged. The
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woman was dressed up as Dolly Parton, with a low
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cut western shirt, denim skirt, and brown cowboy boots. Rodney
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was happy to see that she also had something that
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Dolly was quite famous for that wasn't a good singing voice.
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The little girl was dressed as Ace Free from Kiss,
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and the costume wasn't bad. Fact of business, It was remarkable.
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The makeup pretty much matched the famous guitar player. Her
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outfit was all black, a combination of spandex and sweats,
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trimmed with some sort of silver material. The silver painted
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boots on her feet and the toy white guitar strapped
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to her back would win any costume contest in the valley.
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Rodney fumbled to put in his teeth. Welcome to Valley video,
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Shelley said, beating Rodney to the punch. He smiled as
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drool dripped from his phony teeth. Hi, we're not from here,
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but Lilah heard about your store from a friend of
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hers yesterday and said we must come in. The woman said, Hi,
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you must be Lilah, Shelley said, and smile at the
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little girl. The girl nodded, smiled back, but didn't utter
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a word. And you are, Shelley asked the woman. I'm Tina,
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Lila's aunt and guardian. Guardian Shelley thought. She wondered if
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the little girl's lack of voice had some sort of
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trauma behind it. Rodney was smiling like an undead dope
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as spittle ran through those teeth as he stared at
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Tina's tatas well, you came to the right place, Lila.
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Please help yourself to some candy from the pumpkin on
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the table. It's Halloween, after all, we have a great
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selection of scary flicks for the holiday, Shelley said. Ricky
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would be proud of her salesmanship. Thank you, Lilah meekly replied,
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letting her first since walking in escape her lips. You're welcome,
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Shelley said, and seemingly right on cue, the silver shamrock
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song blared from the television. What are you watching, Lila asked,
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peering over the counter. It's not very good. We have
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a lot of movies that are way better, Rodney said.
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It's so good. It's Halloween three and if you want
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to rent it, I'll start rewinding it for you. It's
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the only copy we have that hasn't been checked out.
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Shelley replied, Yes, please do that, Tina said, and continued,
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Come on, Lila, let's see what else they've got. They
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walked to the back wall that housed the horror section.
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Take those teeth out, you look like an idiot, and
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wipe off your shirt, Shelley said. Rodney spit them out
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and simply smiled. Shelley and Rodney turned their attention to
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the door, and a made up but familiar face was
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grinning like you just ate a canary. What's up, freakazoids?
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Guyton O'Hanlon shouted, what's up? My boy rad costume, Rodney said.
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Guiton was dressed as the sworn enemy of what Rodney
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was depicting. Guiton wore the garb of an impressively accurate
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for Valley makeupchanthrope, more popularly known around the globe as
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a werewolf. Shit that is good, your mama, do that,
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Shelley asked.
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No.
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New chick that started at Bruce's last week. Her name
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is Elena Marie and she ain't hard to look at,
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even before a few frosty mugs. If you catch my drift.
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Geiton said, okay, and why did she want to put
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makeup on your gnarly face? Shelley asked, she was doing
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it for a lot of folks. She says, that's what
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she wants to do, horror makeup on movie sets. That's
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what she said. How she's gonna get there from working
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at Bruce's in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, that's beyond me.
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So listen, I want to rent that Halloween three movie
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everyone's been shitting on. Geiton said, sorry, just rented the
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last copy we have. Shelley replied, with the tone of
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not really being sorry. Yeah to the lady with the stacks.
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Rodney whispered and nodded his head toward the horror section.
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But he may as well have said it out loud,
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because Rodney's whispers, much like himself, carried weight wowsa. Geyiton replied,
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after he got an eyeful, Okay, boys, that's enough. We
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have the other two Halloween movies, and I think there's
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still a copy of Friday the Thirteenth Part two back there.
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Shelley said, sorry, no, there's not. Tina said, as she
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set a stack of three empty VHS cases onto the counter.
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I believe that's four movies, counting the one you have
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behind the counter, Tina said. Lilah was looking cautiously at
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Guyton on the cusp of being fearful of his appearance.
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His makeup was more intimidating than the goofy faced vampire
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Rodney portrayed. Well. Hello, Dolly, Guyton said, in a very
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poor Louis Armstrong impersonation, what's shaken? Wolfman? Jack? Tina said
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he wouldn't want to give up one of those movies,
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would you? I mean, are you really gonna watch four tonight?
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If you let me have the Friday the thirteenth or Halloween,
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I promise I'll meet you here tomorrow and give it
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right back. I need something new to watch tonight, and
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I've seen most of the other stuff they got back there,
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and the stuff I haven't seen, well, I don't think
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I want to see. If you catch my drift, Giton
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said no was the answer, but Tina didn't say it.
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It was Lila, and the fear that threatened to consume
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her eyes quickly switched to anger. Now I don't think
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I was talking to you, Ace, Geiton says in such
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an acrid tone that Shelley wanted to reach across the
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counter and slap him across the face. Rodney's mouth dropped.
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If his teeth had been in, they would have fallen out.
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Guess that's a no wolfman jack. Tina said, that'll be
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eight dollars and twenty four cents. Shelley chimed in. Wait
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a minute, Shelley, Geyon said, and held up a paw,
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turning his attention back to Tina. Just know, huh, no negotiation,
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I think not. It's Ace's show. I'm afraid, Tina said,
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and winked at her niece. This time, Shelley picked up
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the phone. Valley video how can I help you trick
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or treat? The gravelly voice tickled Shelley's ear in the
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most uncomfortable of ways. She held the phone away. Your
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tricker treater is back, Shelley said to Rodney and hung
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up the phone. Now, guys, play nice and go pick
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out something else and stop harassing these nice people. Don't
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make me call Ricky out of Bruce's I don't think
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you want him coming down here. You get my drift,
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Shelley said mockingly. A giggle came from Lila, and Tina's
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eyes widened. As she successfully held back laughter. She apparently
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just wanted to rent the movies for her niece and leave. Yeah,
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I get your Geiden stopped mid word as the phone
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rang once again. Shelley answered, Valley video, how can I
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help you? Trick it is, the gravelly voice said, and
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hung up. Before Shelley could do the same, two more
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posts fell, Everyone froze, and the lights flickered, but stayed on.
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The storm clouds released their bounty with a sudden violence.
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Rain hammered the metal roof like it was a million
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little monsters pounding on doors to get inside. The gravel
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dirt parking lot was going to be a pond very
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soon if this continued. Shit, we might be watching our
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movies here and having candy for dinner. Tina said, I'm scared.
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Lilah fretted, I'm sure it'll pass soon. They called for
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scattered storms on Channel six, so fingers crossed. It's just
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a pop up, Shelley said. Rain brought by the gusty wind,
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flooded inside. With the open door. Ginger Grant and Bill
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Haney stumbled in, with Billy busting his ass when he
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tripped on the instantly water slicked floor Ginger immediately pushed
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the door closed. Her once beautiful witch costume was a
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sopping mess. Billy didn't look much like Batman. The pointy
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ears were now floppy, and he looked more like a
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water logged rat than the caped crusader. Oh shit, Geien said,
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forgetting all about his little spat with Tina over videotapes
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that seemed a lot less important in their current situation.
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We are so sorry we got caught in it. We
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were walking to Bruce's because Billy didn't want to drive
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because of the alcohol and all, and then the bottom
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just fell out. Ginger said, I'm glad you got inside.
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It sounds brutal out there. You all can just ride
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it out and hear I was just saying that it's
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probably only a pop up, Ginger. Come with me to
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the back. I've got something for you. Sorry, Billy. I
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can bring you a towel, but that's about the best
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I can do for you, Shelley said, and led Ginger
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to the back office of the store. Damn it all