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A camping trip in the Ozarks becomes a fight for
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survival as a group of friends encounter monstrous, bloodthirsty creatures
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on the loose. With each leap, these giant parasites bring
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death closer. Can anyone escape this perversion of nature? This
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mutated monster? What's that You want to be scared? Come
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with me. You will experience tales over opera, ghosts, and death. Death.
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It is not recommended for the week at hartt Listen
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as in the dark, it's more fun at that way way.
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This is Weekly Speaking. Hello, my spookys, It's Wednesday, and
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you know what that means. It means it's time for
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a little spooky in your weekly. I'm your host and narrator,
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Enrique Kuto, and we have quite the terror tale for
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you tonight. But before we get to that, I want
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because tonight's story is very filly. And if you want
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You may need. But now about tonight's story. Picture this,
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A thick forest stretches for miles, where shadows grow longer
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as the sun dips below the hills of the O's
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The only sounds of the rustling leaves, the chirp of crickets,
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and the crackling of a small campfire. A group of
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friends gather around, thinking it's just another night under the stars,
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just another adventure out in the wild. But the forest
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holds secrets. Some that crawl, some that bite, and some
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that are waiting, lurking in the dark with a hunger
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unlike anything they've ever seen. They thought they'd come here
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to escape the world, to leave their troubles behind. But
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when nature itself turns against them, they'll have to fight
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to survive against a swarm of bloodthirsty creatures. They can't
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outrun creatures that leap and crawl, leaving behind a trail
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of terror, because out here, in the deepest woods, even
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the smallest bite could mean the end. Now let me
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tell you how this peaceful camping trip turned in to
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a nightmare. I'll tell you all about that and so
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much more right after this. Bite me by David O'Hanlon.
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The Rabbit exited the log he'd taken shelter in and
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kicked at the fleas that had done much the same
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inside his ear. The bunny stretched then hopped onto the log.
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His nose twitched in the adorable way that rabbit noses do.
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The air was cool and smelled of the previous night's storm.
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The morning sun caught in the dewdrops bedazzling the high
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grass of the meadow. His beady eyes surveyed the land.
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Parasites be damned. It was a beautiful morning in the Ozarks.
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Just across the field there was a downward slope that
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led to a narrow holler rife with tight caves. Berry
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bushes grew plentifully, and rain water pooled in the various
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porous stones. For the small fur bearers of the forest,
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it was like hanging out at the mall. The rabbit
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was only halfway across the field and could already smell
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the females. He was late to the party, but it
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was better to be late than belated. A persistent eagle
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had chased him for over an hour the day before,
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forcing him out of his normal foraging range. He finally
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managed to escape at the expense of a squirrel that
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had been distracted by an acorn. Even in the woods,
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shit happens. The storm rolled in before the rabbit could
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get back to the warren, necessitating a night in the
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log motel. The rabbit knew arriving late wasn't going to
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hurt his chances any Aside from the fleas, he was
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the perfect spe esmen of rabbit masculinity. He was almost
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to the safety of the trees when a shadow cast
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over him from above. Before he could react, the flaming
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mass struck in front of him. The earth erupted, and
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the rabbit disappeared, his body becoming indistinguishable from the explosion.
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His head bounced when it finally came back down and
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rolled to a stop next to the smoldering crater left
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by the falling object. His dead eyes stared at the
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scorched metal and the strange glow of the otherworldly power
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source that had taken it across the galaxy and inside
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the rabbit's ears. The fleas enjoyed their meal next to
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a romantic radioactive fire. Several months later, Lilah's nails tore
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through the tense nylon bottom as she climaxed yet again,
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Rocco was a terrible boyfriend and a miserable human being,
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but he was a great lay. With that in mind,
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she'd suggested they camp in the woods the night before
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the big reunion in hopes they could fuck away any
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relationship tensions that might boil over during the weekend with
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their former high school click. Rocco groaned and collapsed on
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top of her, signaling the end of round three without
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taking any of his weight off. He reached from the
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nearby pack of camels and pulled one out with his teeth.
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Got a spare. She asked about ten of them, he replied,
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tossing the pack into the corner of the tent. Rocco
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crawled over Lilah and unzipped the entrance, freeing the accumulated
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body heat and pheromones of the last hour. He lit
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his smoke and discarded the lighter before shuffling out into
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the humid Arkansas evening. Twenty yards away, and Tenna twitched
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to life and rose out of the protection of the
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fossie to take in the chemical stench of sex and
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co two. The combination hit the creature's sensory organs, bringing
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it out of its torpor like a fresh cup of Folgers. Rocco,
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the last true gentleman, wiped his cock on the tent
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flap and then walked to the tree line to relieve himself.
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He took a long pull from the cigarette and thought
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about the others as his bladder let loose. Every year
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since high school, they'd gotten together at Hawk's family cabin
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to brag about their accomplishments, and every year Rocco had
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nothing to add to the conversation. He hated those assholes.
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They wasted their lives being overachievers, and every reunion they
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tried to make him feel bad, like he was wasting
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so much potential, as if he did everything he wanted
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to without the burden of success. Successful people set expectations
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that they have to live up to, whereas Roco just
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had to live to exceed expectations. Piss spattered his feet,
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breaking him out of his self congratulations. He looked down
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at his bare toes and something shuffling through the fallen
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leaves toward him. Roco redirected the stream in its direction.
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Whatever it was stopped, but didn't retreat. Kinky, little son
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of a bitch, aren't you? He chuckled. The warm fluid
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rolled down the armored plates to the still stiff limbs
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of the creature. Its simple eyes zeroed in on the
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source of the heat. The glowing end of the cigarette
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could have been an ice cube compared to the bright
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glow of Rocko's shrinking erection. The creature sprang for cover.
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Lilah scuttled out of the tent in a panic. Screams
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drew nearer, and she spun on her hands and knees,
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trying to find out where they were coming from. She
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finally spotted him. He stumbled wildly with a large, dark
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object obscuring his crotch like an over zealous censor. The
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thing fell between his legs, bloated with its first meal.
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Blood erupted from the swollen, torn flesh volcano that had
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once been Rocco's penis and showered the foot long insect.
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It rolled onto all six feet and turned its gaze
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to the hot, terrified exhalations of Lilah. She started to scream,
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but the creature was too fast. In a single bound,
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it covered the distance between them and impacted her face
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with the force of a baseball bat. Teeth flew into
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the darkness, and the giant flea turned its attention to
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the blood pooling in the young woman's mouth. The Surren
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stylets of its mouth plunged into the puddle and threw
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the back of her skull. The next afternoon, that fucking
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losers probably in jail again, Hawk said, as he navigated
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down the steep slope of the holler. Rocco keeps getting older,
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but he's never gonna grow up. Kara and I are
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about to open our second dealership. Rocco's still passing around
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his first demo. The world needs musicians as much as
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it needs car salesman Danny replied. His bands called Thundercock.
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Hawk snorted, let's not pretend he's Beethoven. I meant we
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shouldn't downplay the value of art, not that he was
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making any Thundercock is dog shit. Brian chimed in, But
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I gotta admit they're just as good as a lot
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of mainstream bands. White Snake, Danny said, curiously. Yeah, they're
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on that list, Brian replied, before noticing his wife had
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stopped to inspect something in the foliage. Wait, you mean
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you saw a snake, Brian shivered. The woods are just
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a part of life when you grow up in Arkansas.
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But that doesn't mean you have to like everything about them.
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Ever since an incident in the Scouts, when he first
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came face to face with a copper head nesting on
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the side of a tree trunk, Brian had a lurking
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fear that the scheming serpents constantly surrounded him. Next to
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that log, Danny told him, a solid white snake, that's
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no log, Hawk said, pushing past her for a better look.
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Would it kill y'all to slow down? Kara's thick twang
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called from the top of the embankment. Take your time, honey,
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Frank said, dismissively. The opaque things slithered under the log.
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When the humans got too close. Danny circled the object
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and put a hand on her stomach. Revulsion churned her,
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still digesting breakfast like a queason art. The desiccated skin
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had shrunk back, making the terrifying teeth look even more menacing.
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There was no blood anywhere, Stranger still, no bugs chewed
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on the dehydrated flesh. It's a bear, Hawk, nearly whispered.
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Why does it look like that, Danny asked. Dehydration Brian
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said as he approached. It's been shit, it's mummified. Revenge
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of the mummy Bear. Wah Hawk teased, Come on, man, mummified,
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that's why nothing's eating it. Brian informed him. He's bear jerky.
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Sucks to be him. Hawk shrugged. The lake is calling
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the fuck. Something just touched my ankle. More scares to
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come weekly, spooky, We'll be right back. The leaves shuffled
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around them, and something long and white inched along beneath
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their cover. Then more something's moved. Brian kicked at the
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detritus and saw the six inch larvae crawling hurriedly toward
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the shelter of the bear's corpse. Well that's enough outside
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for me, he grumbled. Ditto Danny whispered, What are y'all
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looking at down there? Kara called as she tried to
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ease down the decline, but only managed a semi controlled
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slide instead. Gosh, did y'all see that? I almost fell
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right on my keister. Ain't this where we saw them
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squirrels last year? The other three looked around at the
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still trees. The dingbat was right. It had been like
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a Disney scene when they last visited, with every variety
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of woodland critter having a block party. Despite the encroachment
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of the nuisance of humans. Even Roco's boombox and his
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metallica tape hadn't been enough to disturb them. But this time,
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where are all the fucking animals? Brian asked. Danny knelt
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beside a strangely shaped stone and flipped it over, revealing
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the bucked teeth. Just like the bear, the jack rabbit
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had been completely dried out by something. Snap it to
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a slim gym Hawk said, holding up the dehydrated remains
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of a raccoon by its tail. What the hell could
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have done this though? Those? Danny Finally he managed to
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get out. She pointed unsteadily toward Kara. The dark sclerites
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that armored their bodies blended in with the rocks jutting
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from the hillside almost perfectly. One of the insects launched
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itself at Kara, so quickly that it appeared to teleport
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from its moss covered perch to the pale skin beneath
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the ragged hem of Kara's cutoffs. The impact sent her
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to the ground with a muted squeal. Two more fleas
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pounced on her. The cracking of her rib cage sent
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the others running Like a starter pistol. A flea jumped,
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covering twenty feet in the blink of an eye. It
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landed between Hawk's broad shoulders and pierced his back, scraping
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against the scapula with its mouth parts. The former football
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star tumbled forward and rolled back to his feet. The
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fall shook the bug loose, but the armored body had
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protected it from the weight of the human crashing down
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on top of it. Another flea landed on his chest.
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Hawk pulled it away before it could bite. He tried
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to squash it in between his hands, and when that
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didn't work, opted for headbutting it. The exoskeleton ruptured with
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a spray of hemolymph a cross Hawk's face. The flea's
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forelimbs grappled with the human's wrists. Its hooked feet latched
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into the muscles and ripped them free from the bone.
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Hawk dropped the bug and stumbled away. He stared helplessly
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at the mauled tissue and exposed arteries within. The two
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fleas leaped at the wounds. Their voracious appetites overpowered the
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giant human in seconds. Hawk's whirled spun, his knees wobbled,
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and his vision blurred. He hit the ground hard, but
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it did not disturb the buffet. Long after everything went dark,
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he could still hear them slurping noisily at the last
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drops of his life. Danny didn't know where the hell
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she was running to, but knew that wherever it was
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would be better than where they'd been. They'd stumbled into
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the monster bug's nest. Once they were far enough away,
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they'd be safe. At least, she hoped that was how
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it worked. She didn't know much about regular insects, let
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alone twelve inch demon fleas. Left Brian gasped, he slowed
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to a jog go left. Danny was breathing too hard
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to speak. Her legs were on fire. She wanted to
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stop running to gather her thoughts to formulate a plan,
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but she was convinced every stone and massive leaves she
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saw was another one of those damned things. She banked left,
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jumping over a fallen log, and veered towards something resembling
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a trail. It is a trail, she realized. Two years before,
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they'd ridden hawks three wheelers along the path to an
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abandoned summer camp on the north end of the lake.