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When it comes to the scariest part of being in love,
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it would have to be realizing that the person you
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care about so dearly isn't who you thought they were.
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But what happens when that's literal? Not only are they
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a different person, but they're also from a different, darker realm.
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There's a hill in the air, must be fall Join
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over over ghosts, and it is not recommended for the
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weak at heart. Join me for a Tale of Fallowey.
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It's time for a little spooky in your weekly. But
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actually it's quite a lot, as tonight is Devil's Night.
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With tomorrow being Halloween, we have a very special trip
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to Strickfield and Beyond to help you get in that
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Halloween spirit. And tomorrow well, we have a very special
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story from Shane Migliovoka just for you. And on Friday,
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we have a very special compilation of stories in order
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But now it's time for one more big Halloween novella.
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We're heading to Strickfield and it'll get messy after this.
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A Halloween Valentine by Rob Fields. Hello there, it's me,
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your favorite scream Queen. I know you're used to seeing
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me around that time of the year set aside for lovers,
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but you gotta remember I am a horror starlet, which
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means I'm everywhere. As you may recall, I just shot
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Slasher Valentine Screams back in February. However, the Slasher series
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is what I'm secondly known for in the world of horror.
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To the vast majority of fans, I am now and
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forever Veranda Queen of the Night. When I first shot
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that movie for the Erie City Players for their university's
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film society, it would be my debut into the horror genre.
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I hoped and prayed that this movie would be my
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escape from the porn industry. Don't get me wrong, I
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loved doing porn. I loved all the money I made
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from it. Porn paid my way through Strickfield University, where
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I got my zoology degree, which I'll probably never use.
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At this point, porn kept a roof over my head,
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the lights on, and food on my table. The truth was,
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I really didn't want to be a porn star for
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the rest of my life. I actually dreaded being in
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the business long enough to where I'd eventually become a
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milth Here's the real truth. I never even gave Horror
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much thought before being approached by Mike Gillison Stan Farbers,
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who wrote the original screenplay that would forever change my life.
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I agreed to sit down with them and discuss being
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in their movie. They told me I was their first
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choice to play Veranda, saying they had seen a few
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of my more serious porno movies, ones with a hardcore plot,
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no pun intended, and real scripts. They felt I could
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truly act and wanted me to bring that to the
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lead role of their movie. They wanted me so badly
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they offered me fifty grand. Yeah money, sure talks. But
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I read their script and really liked it. Okay, I
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would have to get naked in this movie, but I
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never had a problem with nudity, not when I had
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been the reigning queen of porn for five years leading
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up to portraying Veranda. I never banked fifty grand right
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off the bat for any of my other movies, but
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I certainly did see that kind of bank. When Vicky
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Valentine became a big enough name to get a percentage
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of the profits. So I showed up on set and
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filmed Veranda Queen of the Night. I couldn't even begin
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to tell you how much fun I had making that movie.
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It took two weeks to shoot it. Months later I
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was given an invitation to attend the premiere. The theater
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wasn't packed that first night, but that would change as
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word of mouth and social media came into play. Before long,
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Veranda was the talk of the area and would spread
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across the state. Soon more screenings were scheduled. I think
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it was safe to say my mainstream acting debut was
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a huge success. For a long time. Veranda, Queen of
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the Night made the midnight movie and film festival circuit.
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Hot Fangoria even caught wind of it and wanted to
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interview me. It wasn't long after that that I was
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approached by the Corgan twins, Jesse and Jenny, and was
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given a script for Slasher. The Corgans could only offer
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me two grand, but I really loved their script and
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agreed to do it. Slasher also took off as fast
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as Veranda, but Veranda was still the higher grossing movie,
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and then I was being invited to lots of horror
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conventions and getting even more horror scripts. With the money
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Slasher made, the Corgan Twins were able to give me
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better bank. I was even making damn good bank doing
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conventions for the record. I don't charge for my autograph
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as long as it's personalized to you when I sign it.
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You want just my signature, well that'll cost you too
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many people getting autographs and hawking them on eBay. Vicky
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Valentine became a name in the horror genre even quicker
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than when I was doing porn. Eventually I would reprise
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Veranda again, but not for a sequel. I was contacted
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by Channel sixty one in North Ridgeway to play my
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entry into the genre on Friday Nights as a horror host.
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I think it was because of what horror had done
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for me that I came to love the genre and
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started watching more movies to become familiar with it. Hell,
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I wish I'd gotten into that genre a lot sooner.
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Better late than never, right, I'm actually racking up quite
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a resume in horror now. I've been doing movie after
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movie for the Corgan Twins. I've also been getting offers
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to appear in other indie productions. I just wrapped on
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a remake of Zombie, which is getting a shitload of
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buzz in the horror community, especially at the conventions. There's
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even a huge article in Roe Morgue about it. My
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popularity as Veranda Queen of the Night really escalated when
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the director's cut was released on the midnight movie circuit.
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Actually it began with a secret midnight screening at the
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Strickfield Centennial Theater during an all night horror on Halloween weekend.
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Just last year. There was such a demand for Veranda
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that a popular boutique label picked up the rights to
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both cuts of the movie and put out some major
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physical media on both. I even got a whole box
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all to myself, along with some more bank to sign
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a bunch of copies for bundles. Channel sixty one just
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offered me a new and even bigger contract to keep
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playing Veranda on Friday nights and hosting double features. Like
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I said, I don't think I'll ever be using my
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zoology degree. I went from being the queen of porn
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to being the scream Supreme. I owe my new life
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to horror for both getting me out of porn and
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into an honest to goodness dream career. Now that I've
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given you some background into Vicki Valentine, not my real name,
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I'm sure you're probably expecting a movie within a movie here.
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The closest thing I ever came to real horror was
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when we were filming Slasher two Valentine's Day. That's when
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some of us actually had to face down real ghouls.
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Oh and then there was last February in Ridgeway Heights
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when one of my co stars, Lizzie Jones, got turned
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into a real life lizard monster. Anyway, No, the story
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you're getting here does have Veranda, Queen of the Night
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written all over it. Now let's get to present day.
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Today is Halloween. The first thing I had to do
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was drive to North Ridgeway and finish shooting my scenes
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for tomorrow night's episode of Up All Night with Veranda.
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I should have had my scenes shot yesterday. I got
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my segments for the first half for the original Babysitter
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Massacre done. When it came time to shoot the second half,
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there were technical issues that weren't going to be resolved
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that night. Now I'm wearing my black ball gown and
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sitting on my throne on my set. Sometimes I wonder
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if my fans truly love Veranda or if they just
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love my ultra hot body enough. People sure love looking
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at my big naturals. In fact, I've been told I
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look like an evil version of Jessica Rabbit Googler, and
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that's what I look like, only I've got blood red
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hair dyed to go with my black ball gown. I
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even have the sleeves and heals Jessica Rabbit wears. And
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then there's the makeup that makes me look both beautiful
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and ghoulish at the same time. I'm finishing up my
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segments for American Nightmare and getting lots of praise from
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my director. Believe me, I'm one of the easiest actresses
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you'll ever work with. Of Course, I'm sure Enrique Cuto
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will tell you a different story, since he's the only
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director I've ever had to fight with. What's sad is
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I'm sure I'll be doing more mood him. Don't even
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get me started on Babysitter Massacre, this little Piggy, which
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just wrapped a month ago. After collecting my paycheck, I
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washed the makeup off and change I got to go
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back to Strickfield and meet up with the Corgan Twins
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to shoot some more yummy horror goodness. Then I got
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a change back into Veranda to host a haunted attraction
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south of the village tonight. I'm sure I'll be seeing
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my fiance Bethany Mirn at some point in the night.
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When it comes to my love life, I look at
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my ruby engagement ring she placed on my finger last
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Valentine's Day. That's when I start crying in my dressing room.
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Bethany and I haven't been getting along as of late.
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We both have very busy schedules, me in horror and
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her in porn. When I told my agent I was
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finished with adult films, he approached Bethany and got her
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to replace me. You know what, I'm too choked up
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to tell you what's wrong right now. I think I'm
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just gonna let Bethany tell you what's going on.
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Don't go away, weekly Spooky will be right back.
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Perspective, Bethany Mirren, who'd have thought I'd be doing a
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dream job like this and making damn good money. Okay,
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it ain't the kind of money my last name comes with. Now.
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Being a Miran comes with being a part of the
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top one percent of the top one percent. But I
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love the feeling of independence at making my own money
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and not leaning on anyone. My parents keep telling me
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to stop doing porn and come back home. Nice to
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know they still love me in spite of some of
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my decisions. Not only am I a high demand porn star,
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I'm also engaged to Vicki Valentine. Oh. My parents hate
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her more than you can imagine. They still blame her
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to this day for my job, even though I keep
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telling them she had zilch to do with it. God
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damn it. I keep trying to put on my makeup
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before shooting the first of my three scenes today, but
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I can't stop getting choked up and crying. Vicky and
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I got into a huge fight last night. With our
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busy schedules, we barely see each other anymore. When we
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are home together, we're both too tired to fuck. We've
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grown so distant from each other that we barely even talk.
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Vicky tried getting a conversation going with me about our
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growing rift, and things turned ugly fast. She just wanted
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to talk to me, and I fucking went off on her.
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I mean we literally crashed and burned. I know, I
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even said some hurtful shit to her. It got so
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ugly Vicky started sleeping in her old room at our
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apartment again. During our last fight, it just shot right
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out of my mouth that Vicky should go sleep with
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her girlfriend, Jenny Corgan. Jenny likes fucking with me about
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wanting to sleep with Vicky. Personally, I think she's attracted
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to Vicky, but I can't prove that. Yeah, I'm jealous
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and a Mirran. We Mirrans are accustomed to always getting
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what we want. Our fight ended with me telling Vicky
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to just get the fuck out. She packed a bag
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and went to the strickfield in I cry again and
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wonder if I'm even going to be able to work today.
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I'm such a fucking twat for the way I treated
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the love of my life. When will I ever learn
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that just because I'm a Miran, I can't always have
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what I want. Vicky ain't a possession, She's a the
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love of my life. I can't help myself. I break
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down even more and ruin my makeup. How many times
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have I taken that girl for granted? It's never bothered
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VICKI that getting laid is my day job. But I'm
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busy making fuck flicks, promoting my Belinda Barnett merchandise, my